/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54226225]

Bank failures and hyperinflation are bullish.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54224458

[Anonymous No.54226245]

*shids*

[Anonymous No.54226252]

I am financially bored.

[Anonymous No.54226257]

Prices keep going up.

[Anonymous No.54226262]

>>54226225
TOO EARLY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.54226272]

Inflation is bullish for things priced in dollars. Not sure why I have to repeat this so often.

[Anonymous No.54226273]

BUY LE DIPPERINO

SQUIZZLE INCOMING DIAMOND HANDS

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54226283]

>>54226252
take more risk

[Anonymous No.54226282]

Go all in on FRC right now, the hedgies are shorting it.

[Anonymous No.54226287]

It's snake time, as Snakemoney provides the best and easiest game on blockchain in existence with the SNAM coin easily accessible from the official website . No complexity and all simplicity. Keep eating to keep feeding to keep earning. As simple as F*ck

[Anonymous No.54226289]

Dump when

> NJGY28

[Anonymous No.54226296]

>>54226199
>They can, but would you really risk it on only five stocks for decades? As was explained, the good thing about broad indexes is that it will capture the new, successful companies of the future. New stocks get accepted into the S&P and those that die, get removed

Thanks for the advice

[Anonymous No.54226304]

>>54226252
You can see the psychopath in her eyes. Not a surprise since you probably need to be a psychopath to even get in this level of government but man her eyes give it away.

[Anonymous No.54226305]

>>54226252
Tell me the truth guys.
That's a man, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54226309]

It’s fucking over

[Anonymous No.54226310]

>>54226289
This looks like the bottom.

[Anonymous No.54226312]

>>54226272
The boboids don't understand basic market logic, if inflation is 10% then stocks must pump 10%, I've tried explaining this shit to them many times.
>>54226273
All redditors are permabears, go back.

[Anonymous No.54226322]

>>54226282
wake me up when it's under 10

[Anonymous No.54226326]

>>54226296
TETAS

[Anonymous No.54226353]

>>54226296
Tell me the truth guys.
That's a man, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54226362]

>>54226273

[Anonymous No.54226369]

>>54226322
I have 20k in my investment account. I get paid $23k yearly after taxes, yet I need $29k in expenses yearly.
Convince me not to gamble all I have left into calls tomorrow morning, considering I will kill myself if I lose.

[Anonymous No.54226378]

>>54226312
>All redditors are permabears, go back.
I didn't know ledditors are bears
how do you know? sorry I can't updood you for this information fellow ape

[Anonymous No.54226381]

>>54226353
yes of course it is.

[Anonymous No.54226382]

GAS chads looks like we hit a double bottom soon.
The brap will catapult us easily over 4$

[Anonymous No.54226395]

>>54226369
Didn't mean to quote.

[Anonymous No.54226403]

>>54226381
Good. I spend most of my time looking for chances to announce my homosexuality, so I'm glad I felt mildly attracted.

[Anonymous No.54226405]

>>54226312
>if inflation is 10% then stocks must pump 10%
That is only if interest rates stay the same, rising interest rates put more stress on stocks if they can't return more then interest rates no ones going to buy them

[Anonymous No.54226414]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.54226421]

Is AGG going out of business?

[Anonymous No.54226422]

>excited expecting a crash with lot of discounts on tech stocks
>still expensive as shit
Literally nothing has happened. Energy is cheaper but it's still too high damn it. Why are people freaking out. Nothing happened

[Anonymous No.54226433]

>>54226414
le heckin dipperino

[Anonymous No.54226437]

>>54226369
you can live cheaper than $29k, you're not trying hard enough

[Anonymous No.54226441]

>>54226378
I paid a Pajeet from fiverr to browse reddit for me and create a report on the % of bulls vs bobos. What did you expect me to say I actually browsed reddit myself?

[Anonymous No.54226442]

>>54226414
I bought at 15 but hope is dipps lower sense I'm DACAing under 15 at this point

[Anonymous No.54226448]

BRAPGAS IS OVER

[Anonymous No.54226451]

Just woke up from a nap, feeling good. Trying to make my next stock purchase. I'm thinking FRC at EOD, oil,.or brappable gas. What do you guys think? Also I checked my cash app and there's still $0 in there. Apparently the richfags didn't get the memo in my last video...

[Anonymous No.54226457]

Futures were down over 300 on the DOW last night

[Anonymous No.54226463]

Explain today's candles.

[Anonymous No.54226462]

>>54226405
>That is only if interest rates stay the same, rising interest rates put more stress on stocks if they can't return more then interest rates no ones going to buy them
Luckily for us rates have peaked. Reversal soon. We'll make up for that last 10% of inflation and then some.

[Anonymous No.54226475]

>>54226463
we like to get a little silly

[Anonymous No.54226476]

>>54226414
2010 flash crash

[Anonymous No.54226482]

>>54226451
filtered.

[Anonymous No.54226485]

>>54226463
I detect melon scent.

[Anonymous No.54226484]

>>54226405
Rates are going to increase 25 BPs and then pause in May, cuts start in June.

[Anonymous No.54226487]

I'm addicted to slurping what should I do?

[Anonymous No.54226488]

>>54226437
I could, but I'd need to marry some bitch in some cheap country or be homeless. I considered any other possibility, from buying woodland that doesn't allow construction to RV life to living on a boat, and couldn't find an alternative. I'm open to your opinion on the subject, though.

[Anonymous No.54226495]

>stuck at work for 12 hours today
Would rather my folio go to 0 than this

[Anonymous No.54226497]

>>54226382
Why, I wonder, did it pump pretty hard this morning, then suddenly just dive and crab? What in the actual real world doings behind the futures caused it?

[Anonymous No.54226501]

>>54226463
fed money

[Anonymous No.54226504]

I just bought my sister an AMZN gift card for her birthday
Invest accordingly

[Anonymous No.54226506]

>>54226369
Pretty sure Direxion and Proshares exist to serve just your dilemma.

[Anonymous No.54226508]

>>54226487
There is currently no known cure for slurping

[Anonymous No.54226512]

>>54226482
Filtered you first.

[Anonymous No.54226511]

Why is it so hard to get fresh veggies? I'm trying to lose weight but any veggies I buy go bad after 1 day. I don't understand wht do people see in them. I would rather eat McDonalds everyday again instead some shit as is on verge of spoling.

[Anonymous No.54226518]

>>54226451
what's your new channel

[Anonymous No.54226522]

>>54226433
actual kek, but this!

[Anonymous No.54226523]

>>54226463
plunge protection team is back in town.

[Anonymous No.54226525]

>>54226512
>finger on trigger
lmao your waifu is a stupid whore, fathands.
Also, I bought calls on ENB and UNG. So you could maybe follow me into the sun (of wealth)

[Anonymous No.54226529]

>>54226511
>go bad after 1 day
where tf are you buying them from?

[Anonymous No.54226535]

>>54226414
Whale sold, retail buys

[Anonymous No.54226542]

>>54226506
Not good enough, I would be buying calls on a direxion ETF to get the rate I need.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54226547]

>>54226525
his waifu has a black daughter

[Anonymous No.54226549]

>>54226512
Is that a pump action AK?

[Anonymous No.54226550]

>>54226414
retail stops getting hit, whale slurping

[Anonymous No.54226556]

>>54226463
Bit of a struggle between two camps:
>bailouts and pseudo QE are short term bullish
Vs.
>everything is fucked and we should get the hell out now before the floor drops out, short term suicide bull or no short term suicide bull

[Anonymous No.54226559]

>>54226547
LMFAO I seen that. He was replying to me when he posted that abomination.

[Anonymous No.54226564]

>amazon tries to pump the stock by laying off another 9000 poojeet niggers and HR roasties
>market already sees this is a meme attempt at pushing up the price and just dumps
some nice rationality for once in this clown market

[Anonymous No.54226565]

>>54226518
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
>>54226525
My wife has her finger on the trigger because she plans on shooting, something you should consider chud... Also Bloomberg anon has me glued to FRC.

[Anonymous No.54226573]

>>54226362
I came back to /biz/ in 2021 after leaving in 2018 and there image right there was the thing that told me /biz/ had been invaded by plebbitors. They also kept saying
>short squeeze
All the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.54226575]

>>54226549
Shovel AK

[Anonymous No.54226576]

>>54226529
Shop is called "Herzl's vegetables". Not sure if it's helpful

[Anonymous No.54226592]

>>54226565
I hope you lose everything on FRC this time you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.54226594]

>>54226451
nenetwitter is kill
it's over

[Anonymous No.54226595]

>>54226542
Oh, you're screwed at the day trade limit and shitty margins?
It's still doable. And once you get over 25k it's far easier without the trade limits.

[Anonymous No.54226601]

>>54226565
I don't like how bitchute doesn't let me watch at 1.25x speed

[Anonymous No.54226608]

>>54226547
She's not black it is just the shadow from the cherry blossom tree hitting her face.

[Anonymous No.54226611]

>>54226565
>bitchute
not clicking that shit

[Anonymous No.54226625]

>>54226595
So you're recommending to give it a try?
Thanks for your advice. I'll research this further and plan to go for it by next week.

[Anonymous No.54226630]

>>54226611
Why does everyone hate bitchute? Should I be using a different platform?

[Anonymous No.54226658]

And wallah, S&P will never go below 395 ever again

[Anonymous No.54226663]

And just like that my folio dropped from 5 figures to 4 with no signs of recovering

[Anonymous No.54226662]

FOMC

[Anonymous No.54226667]

>>54226630
>Why does everyone hate bitchute
The Q-anon boomers I buy my precious metals from *LOVE* using bitchute, and hate Youtube.
Everytime I'm there they have some anti-vaccine, Q-anon, Jan 6th video playing; on Bitchute.
Let that sink in...

[Anonymous No.54226672]

>>54226565
>https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
at least the vid is under 35 mins so thats a plus

[Anonymous No.54226685]

>>54226442
>actually DCAing this thing and not hoping for a few stupid pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.54226688]

>>54226630
Just use odysee like a normal schizo.

[Anonymous No.54226702]

>>54226663
Opposite for me brother I'm on my way back to 25k

[Anonymous No.54226708]

Market right now is rallying, because they think it dodged the bullet with the CS deal.

On Wednesday we will find out if Papa Jerome is a little sissy bitch for the market or if he has the balls to pull out his 50 bepis point schlong.

[Anonymous No.54226715]

>>54226451
I mailed some cash to the PO Box. Keep an eye out for it.

[Anonymous No.54226720]

>>54226630
I don't mind it. It's easy to download videos from it to archive them

[Anonymous No.54226729]

>>54226630
nah seems fine

[Anonymous No.54226735]

>>54226488
Squatting in an abandoned home may be your solution.

[Anonymous No.54226741]

>>54226708
50 bepis.

[Anonymous No.54226752]

0 bps and I'm back to 35 on FRC

[Anonymous No.54226753]

>>54226741
.......cut

[Anonymous No.54226761]

>>54226708
>pull out his 50 bepis point schlong.
LMFAO!
He'll come out with a limp, barely blood-pumped 0 bepis point announcement. Which will then lead to a Kajigga pump in ALL assets. Suck it, brokie.

[Anonymous No.54226763]

>>54226753
Imagine the shitposts if they did.

[Anonymous No.54226775]

>>54226753
If Yellen cuts rates I will literally suck her cock

[Anonymous No.54226779]

>>54226708
50 isn't going to happen. Consider yourself lucky that the market thinks there's a 73% chance it'll be 25 instead of no change.

[Anonymous No.54226787]

>>54226625
I suggest you put together at least 6k so you can day trade without limits before you go there.

[Anonymous No.54226793]

>>54226763
Imagine the shitposts no matter what.

[Anonymous No.54226794]

>>54226369
You'll be left with zero

[Anonymous No.54226801]

>>54226608
Nice cope. Get a paternity text and post results.

[Anonymous No.54226805]

>>54226741
I'm expecting 25 and market reacts with some selling. 50 doesn't appear to be in the cards.

[Anonymous No.54226806]

>>54226793
My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.54226808]

>>54226715
But I closed my PO box...
Also Elon musk froze my wife's Twitter account. This is unforgivable. I'm shorting Tesla.

[Anonymous No.54226837]

>>54226451
ahhh rocker misses FRC day trade again.

I've just sold my ONG, OILU, NRGU, GUSH from friday.

I might go back to BOIL, but I like trading banks more.

[Anonymous No.54226853]

>>54226369
>29k yearly expenses
what are you? some kinda boomer?

[Anonymous No.54226857]

So this was not a meme afterall huh?

[Anonymous No.54226861]

>>54226608

[Anonymous No.54226867]

>>54226808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXZJrpS4_44
Funniest shit I saw all day.

[Anonymous No.54226873]

>>54226837
I'm waiting until EOD to maybe buy in.
>>54226861
FUCKING DELET THIS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54226885]

>>54226861

[Anonymous No.54226889]

>>54226861
kek

[Anonymous No.54226892]

>>54226708
It’ll be a 25 bps hike. That way he can look tough and say for the tenth time “we may hike higher depending on the incoming data in the coming months.” What is completely unknown is the terminal rate. Will he say something crazy like 6%, or will the Fed confess to rate cuts this year?

[Anonymous No.54226911]

>even in his fantasy anigay world Rocker has a half-black oreo kid

sad!

[Anonymous No.54226921]

the only goblina i would ever consider

[Anonymous No.54226925]

>>54226861
Rocker unironically cucked by a nigger.

[Anonymous No.54226928]

Are there still beartards left nowadays? Now that the economy is weakening and banks are collapsing, TRILLIONS of dollars of QE are going to be printed soon. How is the market not limit up every day?

[Anonymous No.54226933]

AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU JOE

[Anonymous No.54226936]

>>54226921
That’s an awful tattoo mate

[Anonymous No.54226938]

50 bepis WILL happen. Check my digits and screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.54226940]

>>54226805
Because of the inflationary pressures in the market in response to the recent backstops, it is only prudent that we raise the Fed target rate by .75 this meeting. Plz understand.

[Anonymous No.54226941]

>>54226933
Does this make green bar go up or down? I'm kind of retarded

[Anonymous No.54226942]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.54226945]

>>54226741
100 BEPIS

[Anonymous No.54226948]

Today is fake and gay. Back to pain soon.

[Anonymous No.54226951]

>>54226942
What did you expect, a link to /biz/ general?

[Anonymous No.54226967]

>>54226948
There won't be any more pain for another 15+ years. Printer is coming.

[Anonymous No.54226970]

>>54226921
is that fuckin Snooki?

[Anonymous No.54226973]

>>54226933
Based Biden
>>54226941
It makes the line go up, Biden is essentially forcing pension fund retards to invest into shitty companies, run by women and minorities, which pumps our bags.

[Anonymous No.54226974]

>>54226933
Well esg is dog shit so no surprise he is a fan.

[Anonymous No.54226976]

>>54226921
>Tribal thigh tat
Trash

[Anonymous No.54226983]

>>54226933
>Boomers take money out of target day funds and managed accounts.
>Looks at other investments
>Stocks down
>Bonds down
>cash losing value
>looks at gold
>gold going up in price
>Boomers FOMO into gold

Is this how the dollar ends?

[Anonymous No.54226987]

>>54226967
Think Japan

[Anonymous No.54226995]

>Nat gas

[Anonymous No.54226996]

>>54226941
up. we are pumping their favorite companies with wagie bags.

[Anonymous No.54226999]

>>54226921
Damn Meadow Soprano looks like that??

[Anonymous No.54227001]

>>54226948
look at ARKK, it's real

[Anonymous No.54227009]

>>54226983
Yeah adults tend to put their money into winners. If you business is catchign knives then check /bbby/ general. It could give you an idea how this ends.

[Anonymous No.54227018]

>>54226921
disgusting

[Anonymous No.54227020]

>>54226976
Wtf is that real?

[Anonymous No.54227021]

>>54226921
Jersey Shore special.

[Anonymous No.54227025]

>>54227001
no Cathie not like this

[Anonymous No.54227028]

Vanguard's site is telling people to trade cautiously because volatility is currently high.

[Anonymous No.54227032]

>European Central Bank (ECB) Governing Council member Yannis Stournaras (pictured) stated Monday that the bank is already at the end of the road of interest rate hikes.

>"We are close to the end of the tightening cycle," asserted Stournaras in an interview with CNBC, while stressing that the rate hikes "are mostly a story of the past."

>In the same interview, the banker also stressed that he doesn't see problems in Europe with the banking system. "The banks are well-capitalized, and the liquidation ratios are very high," he said, adding that "the investors are much wiser today."


BUll run confirmedd

[Anonymous No.54227033]

another exciting day on the mar...

[Anonymous No.54227041]

>>54226995
nice, so we are below february bottom now. pretty cool

[Anonymous No.54227046]

we're going back down

[Anonymous No.54227052]

>they don't know jynx
wtf did you guys just hit puberty during the pandemic?
i always thought she looked like a cross between SMG and Eliza Dushku, must've coomed physical delivery amounts to her over the years

[Anonymous No.54227053]

>>54227025
>When Cathie sees your wood

[Anonymous No.54227056]

>>54226488
>but I'd need to marry some bitch in some cheap country
why are you so quick to dismiss this?
its called geo-arbitrage

Mali is literally a modern city at one tenth the cost

[Anonymous No.54227057]

>>54226940
I wish he had the balls.

[Anonymous No.54227060]

>>54227046
wow another chance to get in before it goes to 100

[Anonymous No.54227069]

>>54226941
>Does this make green bar go up or down?
Neither. It just means that garbage underfunded pensions like CalPERS can continue to deny their fiduciary duty to maximize returns.
Bullish for ESG trash. Bearish for California retirees future incomes.

[Anonymous No.54227080]

>>54227052
>Eliza Dushku
WTF anon are you old enough to cash social security this year?

[Anonymous No.54227081]

>>54226995
Nat gas baggies are my favorite because they deserve it. They just saw big numbers on leveraged ETFs and wanted some of it.
>It can't go lower
Said the baggie all the way down from 6.
>Muh Freeport
Said the baggie not understand the nat gas market one bit
>Muh it's cold outside
Said the baggie that doesn't even know they trade contracts a month ahead

[Anonymous No.54227088]

>>54227052
You’re right but the tattoo is very bad

[Anonymous No.54227094]

>>54227041
Natural gas seasonality tends to trend lower into spring/summer.

[Anonymous No.54227096]

>>54226753

[Anonymous No.54227114]

>>54227053
My lumber futures are growing quite rapidly, that's for sure
financially speaking

[Anonymous No.54227115]

>>54227041
But anon, if prices stay this low, it'll kill the market. For years. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54227121]

>Buy SOXS at 22.34
>1y low
Lol. Lmao

[Anonymous No.54227129]

>>54227025
ARKX is HAXXOR

[Anonymous No.54227132]

Can /smg/ explains what this means?

[Anonymous No.54227137]

>>54226940
>75 bepis
>still moon
nothing matters anymore

[Anonymous No.54227146]

>>54227088
i don't mind a little damaged goods
a bruised pear is still as sweet

[Anonymous No.54227149]

>>54227132
google "dollar milkshake theory"

[Anonymous No.54227151]

>>54227115
Not really. European countries accumulated huge reserves and it seems like they are no longer needed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54227153]

>>54226861
ahhahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.54227158]

>>54227129
>John Deere is still its 10th largest holding.

[Anonymous No.54227159]

>>54227132
3rd world shitholes begging for dollars.

[Anonymous No.54227172]

Last call for 3x'ing with CNET.
Get in while you can!

[Anonymous No.54227175]

>>54226565
Fuck me. I had to go through three different temp emails to find one that works. Your videos better make me money.

[Anonymous No.54227176]

>>54227132
Two girls one cup but with money

[Anonymous No.54227180]

>>54227132
It means anime figurines are going to be cheaper for americans

[Anonymous No.54227194]

>>54227153
Fuck you baggot you shouldn't be laughing at anyone after that shitty IDEX play you shilled.

[Anonymous No.54227195]

>>54227132
Globalism

[Anonymous No.54227199]

ZIM bros? What's going on with the dividend calendar?
Does Haifa run days in reverse?
>>54227158
Deere is doing Software as a Service to Bill Gates size operations. Not such a fan on their Right to Repair. But you're missing the rest of the holdings being ... BOOMer if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.54227214]

>>54226861
Though this was that little nigga from boondocks at first.

[Anonymous No.54227216]

>>54227175
That's all I do is make this general money.

[Anonymous No.54227218]

>>54227132
All you need to know is it's very bullish, recommended purchases are TQQQ, ARKK, or 6x NASDAQ (BTC).

[Anonymous No.54227219]

>>54226942
>israel

[Anonymous No.54227221]

Stop buying bank stocks that get delisted.

[Anonymous No.54227228]

>>54227132
us vassals have to soak up us inflation as usual

[Anonymous No.54227230]

>>54227221
no

[Anonymous No.54227240]

>>54227172
>CNET
>some chink company
what the hell is that?

[Anonymous No.54227242]

>>54227159
what do you think that precious little face looks like when its splattered with alpha male seed?

[Anonymous No.54227243]

>>54226451
i refuse to watch the new channel until you make available the archive, for historical purposes
at least upload your impassioned defense of the pissjug, it's your magnum opus
i haven't been so moved since Orson Welles got those boys off death row

[Anonymous No.54227257]

>>54227242
Still pretty, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.54227265]

>>54227242
Do you think he's flexible enough to do that to himself?

[Anonymous No.54227275]

>>54227243
Those videos are gone for good anon.

[Anonymous No.54227279]

I need SCHW to be 60 by Friday, make it happen.

[Anonymous No.54227282]

bobros.......

[Anonymous No.54227286]

>>54226414
Dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.54227303]

When rocker said it's the last chance to buy FRC at those prices did he mean that it's getting delisted?

[Anonymous No.54227305]

I just woke up and now I'm a BOIL BAGGIE

[Anonymous No.54227315]

>>54226921
Come home white man

[Anonymous No.54227325]

AMZN is getting heemed today, but I bet they mark the close back up to their price from Friday at the end today.

[Anonymous No.54227327]

BUY FUCKING CNET
OR DON'T
LMAO

[Anonymous No.54227330]

>>54227315
but he's not white

[Anonymous No.54227337]

>>54227315
>Posing next to all those phallic bottles

[Anonymous No.54227342]

>>54227305
>Inventory data only three days away

[Anonymous No.54227347]

>>54227305
>tfw you realize boil baggies reproduce by nonconsensual gay sex with unsuspecting index investors

[Anonymous No.54227364]

>>54227305
be honest, you were always a BOIL baggie

[Anonymous No.54227370]

>>54227132
It means we are fucked.
Adding liquidity means pumping money into the system which will increase inflation.

[Anonymous No.54227377]

>>54227342
It's really not hard to understand the NG markets. How could anyone possibly fuck that up?

[Anonymous No.54227387]

>>54227377
I need to see gains, anon. Post your KOLD history.

[Anonymous No.54227391]

>>54227337
lol it's a thing

[Anonymous No.54227394]

If you know so much about natural gas, what's the gas sold, smart guys?

[Anonymous No.54227406]

QRD on this man and his investing strategy? bogglepill me

[Anonymous No.54227407]

hezbollah is teaming up with the palestinian factions to strike israel from multiple fronts this ramadan
buy israeli defence stocks

[Anonymous No.54227412]

>>54227096
I am the bone of my short.
Diamond are my hands, and margin is my blood.
I have shorted over a thousand names.
Unknown to losses, nor aware of profits
Have withstood gamma squeezes to write many puts.
And yet, these hands will never realize any gains.
So as I pray:
Unlimited Bear Works

[Anonymous No.54227413]

>>54227391
Is this the whore who had a breakdown about being a Realtor?

[Anonymous No.54227416]

>>54227394
That's not important. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifragile_(book)#Green_Lumber_Fallacy

[Anonymous No.54227427]

Bonds. Gold. Silver. Btc.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

[Anonymous No.54227429]

>>54227413
yep

[Anonymous No.54227441]

>>54227370
Why would they need to add liquidity when liquidity is already high, hence the inflation?
>>54227387
Do you even understand what NG is used for?

[Anonymous No.54227447]

>>54227132
Hey wait a second I thought the Fed’s only two mandates were to have maximum employment and minimal inflation. I didn’t think JPow dealt with other countries central banks and their liquidity issues?

[Anonymous No.54227448]

>>54227121
Jk I still have like 15 bucks to go

[Anonymous No.54227453]

>>54227406
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

[Anonymous No.54227463]

>>54227394
>>54227347
>>54227315
i wonder if any concerned autists have alerted her to the fact that she is, in fact, the queen of a stock market general on a 4chan

[Anonymous No.54227468]

>>54227429
Shame. She's so cute.

>>54227416
What a bunch of sophistry.

[Anonymous No.54227474]

>>54227441
Well you understand the market so well, you've got to have made a killing off KOLD. Just filter your broker history to that one ticker and screenshot it.

[Anonymous No.54227483]

How the fuck is this fake-ass market still just doddering along after all the fuckery of the last 2 weeks?
I know why Steve Eisman was so pissed now.

[Anonymous No.54227489]

>>54227158
I missed my intended DE buy in this morning. They are the Tesla of ag, except not headed by a tardfag.

[Anonymous No.54227491]

this briefly sums up my thoughts on today's market
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679162035462056.webm
that is all

[Anonymous No.54227503]

>>54227327
>someone buy my bags

[Anonymous No.54227505]

>>54227463
Plot twist: she posts here.

[Anonymous No.54227507]

>>54227406
>just live like a pauper for the best years of your life
>you'll have tons of money when you're old and decrepit!

[Anonymous No.54227517]

>>54227483
Bailouts are bullish.

[Anonymous No.54227527]

>>54227406
>QRD on this man and his investing strategy?
be born in 1940
thats the entire strategy

[Anonymous No.54227532]

>>54226787
OK, I can do that. It will be rather shortlived because my living expenses are obviously a net drain on my account. I maintained this from a FAGMAN job I quit over politics. To anyone else who might come upon this: I recommend actually weathering the storm despite the intense drain this causes on mental health. Live and learn I guess.

[Anonymous No.54227534]

>>54227219
BASED E*TRADE
I hate having to log back in every time I get back from using the app on the shitter tho.

[Anonymous No.54227535]

>>54227483
>paying premiums for a year waiting for the crash

[Anonymous No.54227536]

>>54227463
Imagine getting an email informing you that you’re an official mascot of a bunch of degenerate gamblers and have no choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.54227543]

>>54227517
Didn't Biden say there are no bailouts?

[Anonymous No.54227549]

>>54227132
think about a bunch of guys down in the bilge of a boat frantically sticking their fingers in all the leaking holes.

[Anonymous No.54227556]

>>54227491

[Anonymous No.54227562]

>>54227505
Our queen! How do we become this comfy?

[Anonymous No.54227566]

>>54227305
AVERAGE DOWN

[Anonymous No.54227571]

>>54227543
Probably, Just like he said we're not in a recession.

[Anonymous No.54227573]

>>54227527
>be born in 1940
kek that's my grandad to a tee
made shit tons as a landlord, then shit tons more due to real estate appreciation

[Anonymous No.54227575]

>>54227474
>you have to trade in this sector to know what it does
take a month and get a job doing anything but trading.
>>54227532
Think and work only in % and remember if you are covered for calls, assignment is securing a baseline %.

[Anonymous No.54227577]

>>54227527
The real secret of Boomer success. Right place, right time.

Imagine, like, a South African Buffett.
>"Never bet against South Africa"
>*goes broke*
>*gets necklaced*

[Anonymous No.54227580]

>>54227505
What's her portfolio made of?

[Anonymous No.54227583]

>>54227535
Kek. There are anons here who have done this exact thing. I wish they would confess but they won't.

[Anonymous No.54227596]

>>54227562
Look at these dorks she's hanging out with.

[Anonymous No.54227597]

>>54227536
Didn't someone ping Dwyer via Bloomberg chat?

[Anonymous No.54227605]

>>54227491
brought to you by labor supply whores

[Anonymous No.54227606]

>>54227507
>it only takes one lifetime to get rich
>his family hasn't done it yet

[Anonymous No.54227612]

>>54227583
There are many fallen bobrothers who are still holding heavy SQQQ and SOXS bags

[Anonymous No.54227613]

>>54227562
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

[Anonymous No.54227619]

>>54227562

[Anonymous No.54227624]

>>54227596
i fixed the pic. they dont deserve her.

[Anonymous No.54227633]

>>54227624
BASED crop tool mage.

[Anonymous No.54227640]

>>54227575
Anon, that's just horrible. You understand the market and left allll that money on the table. Smart guy like you? Not making a single trade? I feel bad for you.

[Anonymous No.54227641]

>>54227612
>SQQQ
If they're still holding them technically they haven't fallen they're just early.

[Anonymous No.54227653]

>>54227491
a lady down the street had to get a colostomy bag when she refused to shit for too long

[Anonymous No.54227655]

>>54227613
Real talk being on camera does something fucked up to a woman's brain.

[Anonymous No.54227656]

you vill buy the stock just before the crash and lose all your monies and you will be happy
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679285439645142.webm

[Anonymous No.54227657]

>>54227641
soon brother inshallah

[Anonymous No.54227666]

>>54227641
bags are unrealized losses. You have to hold them. If you sold your bags and realized those losses you aren't holding bags anymore, you ate losses.

[Anonymous No.54227676]

>>54227641
QQQ will never collapse as long as ChatGPT keeps directing inquisitive redditors into buying NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54227682]

>>54227463
who is she please

[Anonymous No.54227683]

>>54227597
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54227686]

reminder that heavy TQQQ bags are the only way to avoid eternal suffering at the hands of the basilisk

[Anonymous No.54227693]

>>54227575
Maybe I wasn't clear. I'm bound for homelessness anyway, so I want to allahu ackbah and go on a theft spree if I end up brankrupt instead of enduring a slow bleed.

[Anonymous No.54227696]

>>54227305
You BOIL baggies realize if we hit a recession this shit is going to liquidate, much better off just buying unleveraged natural gas companies

[Anonymous No.54227707]

>>54227640
Listen, my market skills bring the traders to the yard,
damn right, they're better than yours
damn right, they're better than yours
I could teach you but you'll have to pay.

[Anonymous No.54227711]

>>54227641
I am, in fact, still 100% sqqq. Conservatively.

[Anonymous No.54227712]

>>54227682
Her name is Selena

[Anonymous No.54227719]

>>54227693
Maybe I wasn't clear, you'll make your 29k, and more. Rule of 72.

[Anonymous No.54227720]

>>54227543
he did, just like he said US didn't blow up nordstream

[Anonymous No.54227728]

>>54227712
last name Gobleena

[Anonymous No.54227729]

>>54227719
OK, based. Thanks for clarifying.

[Anonymous No.54227735]

>>54227676
Their annual meeting is today and tomorrow. My gut feeling thesis is that they have been pumping their own shit in anticipation of this and riding the AI hype and they will start the rugpull during the CEOs speech. It's at like 8am PDT tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54227740]

>>54227712
>>54227728
>>54227682
Selena D'Goysloppa

[Anonymous No.54227760]

my disdain for the fairer sex borders on the preternatural

[Anonymous No.54227762]

>>54227696
while this intuition sounds true, it actually doesn't really work that way for natural gas
it does work that way for oil
oil and natural gas are not very correlated / the fundamentals for oil can impact natural gas but are not the main drivers
the energy demand from natural gas is fairly constant, with the main driver being the weather
you can see natural gas / energy demand decrease if enough industrial / manufacturing decreases, but it's marginal compared to just the impact of the weather
also you have to think about that if there is a recession, there are more people at home - they are using their television, using their appliances, using more electricity overall - whereas them staying at home = less gasoline demand
>t. original, not fake, KOLD anon

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54227772]

they simply WILL NOT let FRC fail
yes its that easy
screenshot this post and show it to me in two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54227795]

>>54227772
Are you considering it "failed" if, say, JPM buys it out at $5 a share?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54227798]

>BREAKING NEWS!!!

JUST IN - Biden issues his first veto, striking down bipartisan legislation that would have overturned a Labor Dept rule allowing retirement plans to consider "ESG principles" in investing.

[Anonymous No.54227799]

>>54227760
understandable

[Anonymous No.54227801]

>>54227491
lmao TikTok is actually based?

[Anonymous No.54227803]

>>54227772
Depositors will be okay, you mean?

[Anonymous No.54227813]

>>54227772
The problem you don't see is it's not about banks failing, it's about what happens once JP Morgan and BofA own all banks. That's the real danger. We already know FRC will get bailed out.

[Anonymous No.54227816]

>>54227536
>mfw

[Anonymous No.54227831]

>>54227612
But I fessed up to being in soxs

[Anonymous No.54227834]

>>54227762
Worthwhile insights. What is your take on what us BOILbaggies should expect in the months ahead?

[Anonymous No.54227838]

>>54227813
They already got their deposits back stopped, Now it's just about how much money are they going to make, going forward

[Anonymous No.54227854]

>>54227798
So now they are not allowed to consider ESG? Sorry I’m retarded

[Anonymous No.54227856]

Are we here to talk about money or are we here to talk about gross, slimy vaginas? Fuck off, turbo virgin simps.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.54227857]

>>54227795
not gonna happen

>>54227803
obviously

>>54227813
not gonna happen, you watch too much Mannarino

[Anonymous No.54227868]

>>54227856
uh, both?

[Anonymous No.54227875]

>>54227857
>not gonna happen

didn't those Credit Suisse shareholders say the same thing kek

[Anonymous No.54227879]

What is happening to Planet labs today? Can't find anything significant. It's all time low, so I bought a bit more...

[Anonymous No.54227893]

i'm gonna close green today and there's nothing you chuds can do about it
Very pumped
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1679247552006696.webm

[Anonymous No.54227898]

>>54227838
This is not how to look at it.
It's about what happens when JPM own all banks and then they get problems.
>>54227857
>Mannarino
Cringe. Never watched him even once. If you know his name it's more likely you have.

[Anonymous No.54227910]

>>54227856
Vaginas are a myth fren. All women have penises. Read a book.

[Anonymous No.54227918]

>>54227906
>>54227906
>>54227906

[Anonymous No.54227936]

>>54226921
America is getting ugly if these are models today.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54227961]

>>54227854
ESG is woke, and Biden has made ESG the single most important factor for retirement plans to consider when making investments. It's basically an attempt to keep these woke companies from going broke, while fleecing retirement accounts to fund these woke ass corporations that employ minorities and want to change the weather by paying higher taxes.

[Anonymous No.54227991]

>>54227463
i see people posting on her insta alerting her shes all over 4chan, not just smg

[Anonymous No.54228025]

>>54227813
bofa deez nuts

[Anonymous No.54228040]

>>54227961
hello sir, based on your activity i decided to leave you a reply. i bought frc, you said it's panic selling, did i do good? i think i did, but need confirmation from a randanon.

[Anonymous No.54228050]

>>54227729
Let me be clear, this is financial advize, because I am your female broker, and I have the keys to your safe deposit box. You gave them to me last week.
If that's unclear, abort, immediately.

[Anonymous No.54228082]

>>54227991
I think /lit/ actually invited some book girl they latched onto into their thread. It didn’t end well.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54228099]

>>54228040
You're fucking retarded for buying that shit. There's a reason its so low, and that reason is that it is going lower. You should buy something that's going up next time.

[Anonymous No.54228104]

>>54228050
Shit. Then who did I give my cock cage key to?

[Anonymous No.54228175]

>>54228099
i will bag, i will hodl, but i can't say i wasn't warned

[Anonymous No.54228176]

>>54228082
i remember that, let me find the screencap

[Anonymous No.54228264]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.54228279]

>>54228099
kek that is what people on /smg/ told me when I bought WAL at 8.50

[Anonymous No.54229638]

I would like to inform smg that i am currently up 0.02% today.