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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:30:37 2023 No.54218018 [Reply] [Original]

Bond Niggas Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Mythra
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <-- 3 days

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous>>54215488

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:32:35 2023 No.54218039 I wanna fomo into shitcoins but also want to buy degenerate calls on bank stocks Which is the most likely to make me money? I'm 99% sure I'll lose it anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:36:33 2023 No.54218073 Is the energy squeeze of last year ever coming back? I'm sitting on a coal position that's deep in the red. Should I keep DCA into this suck cost or take the L?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:38:34 2023 No.54218090 >>54218039 Calls. Shitcoins have too many jeets

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:39:02 2023 No.54218095
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I will make enough money to get an asian gf. I will carve out a sixpack from my fat belly to get an asian gf. I will mew, stand up straight, wear shoe lifts, whatever it takes to get an asian gf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:39:07 2023 No.54218097 File: 1.66 MB, 1300x800, 1679210257387802.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218059 Cope faggot. >>54218071 That's a man. >>54218070 They're underwater, which is causing the liquidity problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:39:32 2023 No.54218099 File: 34 KB, 365x293, 1678695842379720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jannie is asleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:41:30 2023 No.54218112 >>54218073 Yes, but EOY.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:41:50 2023 No.54218117

>>54218073
Are you a UUUU baggie yet? I swing it between 6-9 and write calls. I think energy is a good sector to have exposure to for the next 5 years, especially nuclear. Right now we're having an economic contraction, but as supply chains get fucked and deglobalization happens, theres gonna be a crunch

Also what tickers are you in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:41:56 2023 No.54218118 >bought 5 dollar BOIL calls on Friday Finna boutta get HEEMED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:42:12 2023 No.54218120 File: 29 KB, 720x615, 1679275758088263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218018 I bought DIA calls :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:42:53 2023 No.54218124 File: 619 KB, 972x764, 3 8503425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:43:06 2023 No.54218125 >>54218018 more like /dns/ dead nigger storage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:43:34 2023 No.54218128 File: 107 KB, 1170x1147, 857772A2-A0FE-4A29-A750-3106C363C811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218124 Why is this saved on your computer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:44:22 2023 No.54218132 >futures oh lawdy what's causing this bleeding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:44:41 2023 No.54218135 And I even jokingly said there would be a flash crash, ffs. Always when I'm thinking something is a joke or too retarded, it actually happens. Trying to be rational is a joke. Should have known, considering how this clown market pumped last months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:44:58 2023 No.54218138 >>54218117 I'm 100% WHC. Go on have a laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:45:15 2023 No.54218140 >DB says they have "near zero" exposure to CS AT1 bonds Do you believe them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:45:43 2023 No.54218143 File: 436 KB, 1280x720, 2E3015BC-3106-4EA3-9B07-EAF7B531F202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218132 Holy crap that’s a big shakeout

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:45:54 2023 No.54218145 LOOK AT THE 10 YEAR YIELD HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:47:12 2023 No.54218152 >>54218140 That certainly sounds like the kind of shit that'd be indefensible if fraudulent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:47:21 2023 No.54218157 File: 51 KB, 576x472, 1678841464314014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:48:10 2023 No.54218163 >>54218073 I don't know whether there will be another energy squeeze. But if it's a coal company, I'm guessing the P/E is like 3. If they can earn half as much as before, that's still a really good earnings yield.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:48:13 2023 No.54218164 >>54218145 How'st are you watching it? I'm going for fancy graphics and CNBC is shit at that, while I think TradingView might have a delay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:48:19 2023 No.54218165 File: 226 KB, 302x320, 1679164319265250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] doomp eet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:48:36 2023 No.54218168 File: 91 KB, 190x190, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1247.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:48:45 2023 No.54218169 >>54218132 Actual intelligent people woke up instead of unreasonable permabulls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:49:18 2023 No.54218175 >>54218135 You have to bet on the most ridiculous outcome sometimes. For example, Im building a position to benefit from a smallpox outbreak

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:49:22 2023 No.54218177 >>54218138 Ouch. I would've sold it at 10 if I bought at 6.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:49:45 2023 No.54218182 File: 46 KB, 953x537, 214J234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218145

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:50:13 2023 No.54218185 >>54218145 Well, the whole point of this "bailout" is to bailout 10 year treasuries held by the banks. I guess this makes sense, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:50:43 2023 No.54218187 File: 42 KB, 540x697, Scooby Doo Prequels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218157 No, Shaggy. The collapse has only begun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:51:25 2023 No.54218192 >Futures It's so over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:51:56 2023 No.54218195 File: 35 KB, 480x270, e76Cp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218168

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:52:01 2023 No.54218197 File: 80 KB, 720x947, Screenshot_20230320-025036_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218145 Seems fine? What am I looking for? Also futures are only down like 1%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:52:29 2023 No.54218201 >>54218192 Is this the worst it's been in weeks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:52:51 2023 No.54218202 File: 77 KB, 691x1024, 7665FC8D-96B4-4E1B-8F58-CB4EEB6F4ADC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He tried to warn you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:53:08 2023 No.54218205 File: 5 KB, 195x258, Pitbull in a suit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SPX FUTURES DROP -1%, OFFICIALLY ENTERING 'PITBULL' MARKET >INVESTORS ARE ADVISED TO MOVE, DANCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:53:09 2023 No.54218206 >>54218201 No, but the news yesterday were "bullish", so that's not a good sign

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:53:44 2023 No.54218211 File: 9 KB, 326x349, 6574567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218197

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:53:48 2023 No.54218212 Love how I closed my small sized short position right before the crash half an hour ago 7:23 (german time). I've done this 3 times now, RIGHT before these sudden crashes. It's actually impressive how I do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:53:51 2023 No.54218213 >>54218164 I'm look at the 10-Y Treasury futures on thinkorswim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:54:52 2023 No.54218221 >>54218197 >only 1%

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:54:55 2023 No.54218222
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>>54218018
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Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:54:59 2023 No.54218223

Damn, my dad passed away last night. Coroner hasn't told us cause of death yet but it's likely COPD, he was a lifelong smoker. Wrote in his will that I am to inherit and manage his 16 rental properties and ensure my mother's retirement. There's no fucking way I know how to manage properties so I think I'm just gonna sell them all. Most of them had their mortgages paid off so that won't eat much of the gross. I expected one day to inherit his wealth but goddamn I'm only 24. I didn't think it was gonna happen until I was at least 40. Gonna put it all into banks, boil, uuuu and soxl probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:55:34 2023 No.54218228 File: 220 KB, 890x821, Commodity futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's official. I don't know how, but it's official. Natural gas is now a precious metal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:56:08 2023 No.54218233 >>54218211 What made it gap and when? It shouldnt jump that much to begin with. Also treasuries going back to normal levels is immensely bearish. Expect big equity movements within 2-3 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:56:10 2023 No.54218234 >>54218175 yeah, this shit is over for me. The reason I pussied out is Rheinmetall joining DAX today. And me thinking we would pump for the lulz this week. I'll nuke DAX to 14000 at least starting this week, probably tonight

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:56:12 2023 No.54218235 >>54218223 Hire a property manager anon to take care of the tenants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:57:18 2023 No.54218245 File: 241 KB, 342x341, 1679293939710587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218212 >been shorting the MES on the way down >but i'm still paper trading

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:57:59 2023 No.54218247 >>54218233 it's today's session. USDJPY is also shitting the bed but euro and pound haven't moved

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:58:43 2023 No.54218252 File: 43 KB, 680x459, BAFEC0F7-C9CD-4AFB-B430-B41E80F372E1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218223 Sorry to hear this anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:58:59 2023 No.54218256 >>54218245 You mean fakemoney? That's a completely different story, no fear at all. Don't think you'll be successful with real money only because you won with paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:59:32 2023 No.54218258 >>54218247 The FX market is pricing in a BoJ pivot, that's why. Their inflation print is this week iirc, there's very little chance they'll keep printing if it hits ~4.5%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:59:38 2023 No.54218261 >>54218223 For the love of God please don't disappoint your dad by putting in the money into /smg/ memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:59:46 2023 No.54218264 Daaaamn look at that shit drilling down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:00:01 2023 No.54218266 Now watch them slurp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:00:09 2023 No.54218268 >>54218247 Hows JPY and CHF look compared to other currencies? If theyre up in general, could signal a flight to safety on carry trades.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:01:58 2023 No.54218280 mom look in posting in smg with my investor friends I'm going to make a bunch of money this year don't worry I'll move out after the big bull run with my leveraged etfs

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:02:11 2023 No.54218282

>>54218143
Blood in the water, the FED is only bailing out only the depositors, the market is gonna twist their hands to force them turn on the spigot and bail everyone out. Some short term pain required but until the FED goes full printer mode it’s gonna go down and the market will force them into that position. Once they gave an inch, the market will take a mile

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:02:17 2023 No.54218285 We're moving up nothing to see here bobos

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:02:25 2023 No.54218286 File: 144 KB, 681x1241, 45634563456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218258 >The FX market is pricing in a BoJ pivot, KEK nope. Yen is the currency used for carry trades. With yield shitting the bed, traders are closing their position

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:02:30 2023 No.54218288 File: 836 KB, 1280x720, 1678661518825198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YIELDS MAID, I SUMMON THEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:03:34 2023 No.54218297 >>54218223 Sorry to hear bro. Please don't sell them all and don't buy stonks bro. There are a gazillino companies who can manage them for you, and you won't have to work a single day for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:03:36 2023 No.54218298 File: 235 KB, 1338x910, 28C9B1B8-BB9A-4861-8075-FCC2AA2FFADB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Schweize has fallen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:03:37 2023 No.54218300 File: 13 KB, 220x229, 1531377093149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:03:52 2023 No.54218304 >>54218256 yeah i know. i've just started getting into futures so i wanted to spend time on a simulator for a while to get the hang of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:04:24 2023 No.54218309 ITS OVE-ACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:05:15 2023 No.54218320 >bear euphoria for a 1% drop 6 hours before the market opens lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:05:43 2023 No.54218326 It's gonna be a red week, take care, be smart, act on your instincts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:06:41 2023 No.54218328 >>54218304 What platform and how much does it cost to open an account? I thought I read futes were in 1k/10k lots and had physical settlement Id just do a cfd myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:06:57 2023 No.54218330 >>54218223 Why are you so desperate to squander all that generational wealth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:07:35 2023 No.54218333 buy the dip you fucking retards slurp it up dumbfucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:08:36 2023 No.54218342 >>54218330 why are you so dumb you reply to obvious bait?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:08:56 2023 No.54218346 File: 60 KB, 510x478, Hitler Dood - Afrikaans newspaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OIL now down 3%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:09:27 2023 No.54218347 File: 86 KB, 824x357, Screenshot 2023-03-20 at 00-07-31 US Treasury Yield Curve - Investing.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218288 It's over...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:10:23 2023 No.54218354 >>54218346 >Wat >NO U Dutch is a silly language

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:11:19 2023 No.54218361 >>54218347 bullish, this means that equities are healing, endless QE is bullish, inflation is transitory, loss of reserve status is a nothingburger, we're all going to make it redditbros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:12:05 2023 No.54218366 File: 271 KB, 600x692, 298734596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're telling me if I buy a cattle futures contract and forget to sell it, a big fuck off truck is going to roll up one day and drop off a bunch of cows in my driveway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:12:35 2023 No.54218368 SLURP IT UP

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:14:17 2023 No.54218374
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guys im a brainlet who desperately needs to pump my portfolio now to have any shot at surviving the upcoming economic turmoil
i have high 5 figures in cash to deploy in my retirement account, what do i buy bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:14:36 2023 No.54218376 slurpers please save me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:15:11 2023 No.54218380 >>54218366 No. The person you were supposed to get the cows from yells at you to pick them up, or they start charging you holding fees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:15:12 2023 No.54218381 >>54218205 kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:15:15 2023 No.54218383 >>54218366 Didnt some anon take physical lumber accidentally?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:16:00 2023 No.54218390 File: 135 KB, 920x700, 1679296556854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i shorted gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:16:05 2023 No.54218391 File: 27 KB, 642x472, Frncyg8XsAAj46M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218374 nvda puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:17:14 2023 No.54218398 >>54218347 Yields....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:17:15 2023 No.54218399 Everyone talking about "Swift actions", am I the only one that just doesnt give a shit about music?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:17:20 2023 No.54218401 >>54218223 Don't decide anything while.your greiving idiots. Hire a manager for 6 months and pay him from the rent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:17:54 2023 No.54218405 File: 93 KB, 385x390, 728735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218383 No way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:18:13 2023 No.54218407 cashgang what do we do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:18:15 2023 No.54218408 File: 54 KB, 200x225, doomerbalding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218018 SOCIETAL COLLAPSE INCOMING!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:18:59 2023 No.54218415 bros, i just won the lottery, my online psychic told me to put it all into swiss banks and im going to do it, over 6 million dollars by the way

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:19:39 2023 No.54218418
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>>54218328
I've been using the simulator on Tradovate, don't know if it's the "best" one or how it stacks up to other brokers but it's just the one I've been going with for now. It's free to sign up and use the simulator for a trial period but you need to be aware of:
>margin requirements depending on what you're trading
>commission fees (reduced if you buy their membership thing)
>market data fees
DYOR though because I barely know shit about what I'm doing myself.
>I read futes were in 1k/10k lots and had physical settlement
If you're trading an actual commodity then I guess? But I have no idea how that even works honestly. I've been trading micros for the S&P and Nasdaq which have much lower margin requirements (pic related) so the barrier entry is lower. DYOR though because I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:19:40 2023 No.54218420 >>54218405 Pretty sure it was like 5 years ago, before my time. I think it ended up in the iceberg picture as a result

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:20:19 2023 No.54218422 File: 1.07 MB, 1770x881, 83E819BC-1702-41D0-A921-6E90428C6F67.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218408 They’re finally out of tricks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:21:21 2023 No.54218429 Which stock should I put all my money in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:23:57 2023 No.54218445 Gold hit 2k Kneel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:24:41 2023 No.54218450 It's so dumb when you see OIL moving like stocks. Pure sentiment trading, which is annoying, considering how schizo they behave, THEY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:26:21 2023 No.54218469 German 2Y dumping hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:27:14 2023 No.54218478 File: 1.17 MB, 1338x473, 1639401029728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil shart bros...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:27:31 2023 No.54218481 >Deutsche -4% Ohooo

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:28:14 2023 No.54218486

>>54218223
Godspeed Anon. But don't be stupid. Mature adult males are those who know themselves well enough to know when not to trust themselves. You're not in mental space to make good decisions. Sit this one out. Take a few months off, and then take another look when things have settled a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:28:57 2023 No.54218491 test

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:29:04 2023 No.54218493 File: 857 KB, 490x586, D4EC8C1D-9803-431E-A1A9-AB1A97475272.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218481 Contagion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:31:37 2023 No.54218512 >>54218422 I wouldn't be so sure. I have learned they always have some bullshit to shove down the throats of the common man. Bankers, lawyers, and politicians are scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:32:16 2023 No.54218515 File: 418 KB, 512x512, 1678586579002895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bonds dropping >Gold rising >Bitcoin rising >Indices dropping What do you call this phenomenon? Bitcoin is now a risk-off asset along with Gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:33:33 2023 No.54218528 File: 480 KB, 360x384, 1675058667914573.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218018 >mfw futes trapping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:33:48 2023 No.54218531 When is the government going to erase my debt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:35:52 2023 No.54218551 File: 572 KB, 1939x1553, CS crash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 07:35:53 2023 No.54218552 oh wow you just know the F.E.D. is gonna do a 0 bepis raise now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:36:07 2023 No.54218555 File: 34 KB, 642x654, 1678386346299686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218197 >mfw only 1%

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Mar 20 07:36:54 2023 No.54218563 File: 99 KB, 1024x1280, IMG_20180617_042500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218531 what do you think all the inflation has been for? your debt is being magically erased as we speak

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:37:43 2023 No.54218578 >>54218515 Flight to safety

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:39:18 2023 No.54218588 >>54218261 Underrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:39:28 2023 No.54218591 >JAPAN PLANS TO SPEND MORE THAN 2TRLN YEN ON NEW PRICE CONTROLS - YOMIURI. So like $5?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:44:16 2023 No.54218631 >>54218588 It's his fault for raising a shit head of a son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:46:52 2023 No.54218652 futures are dropping again, this week is gonna be ugly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:49:27 2023 No.54218670 >>54218578 >Flight to safety >bonds dropping >flight to safety hell fellow retard how are you this fine evening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:49:28 2023 No.54218671 File: 1.10 MB, 1075x1375, E1127014-53F0-42C2-B7D1-A44D229A0EDA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I better get to bed soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:51:59 2023 No.54218693 Tickity tock. Tickity tock. The clock. It is ticking. The futures, they are dipping. Habanero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:53:55 2023 No.54218708 >>54218670 >he thinks bond yields are the same as bond funds like TLT im going to bed, but i want you to know youre the actual retard here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:56:02 2023 No.54218727 >>54218671 I wish I didn't go 7 hours ago. Should have kept awake one more hour and short. I even was awake lying in bed with Bloomberg (europe) on TV, but my phone was empty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:00:06 2023 No.54218763 File: 76 KB, 900x900, 1653360685242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna buy puts, but the IV is double the HV in so many cases. The price could go down and I would still lose money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:04:44 2023 No.54218806 >>54218763 So write puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:07:24 2023 No.54218825 >>54218806 I don wanna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:09:25 2023 No.54218836 >>54218515 >Bonds dropping Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:12:27 2023 No.54218865 >>54218836 You know what I mean, fucker. Bond YIELDS. Better? Analytical faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:12:48 2023 No.54218866 Lmfao BBBY are doing a reverse-split while simultaneously diluting the fuck out of the stock. Never seen a company just absolutely fuck their investors this hard this fast before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:13:03 2023 No.54218871 >CS -60% in premarket It’s over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:13:06 2023 No.54218872 File: 206 KB, 396x302, 10 (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] will Mr. Market go up when the civil war starts next week?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:13:44 2023 No.54218879 All the gains I didn't make because I thought Rheinmetall would pump the DAX for day... wasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:13:59 2023 No.54218882 File: 1.02 MB, 480x360, consider.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you are now aware that New Zealanders refer to coolers as "chilly bins"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:14:23 2023 No.54218886 File: 72 KB, 1136x1136, 1661511938542222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] credit sissies lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:14:59 2023 No.54218891 >>54218872 sure why not. justification: money gotta go somewhere innit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:16:15 2023 No.54218906 File: 85 KB, 577x254, 1667126629661433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UBS shareholders must be PISSED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:17:09 2023 No.54218911 >>54218906 Bahaa oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:17:17 2023 No.54218914 >>54218871 UBS is down 11%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:17:58 2023 No.54218920 >>54218670 Wow you’re dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:19:12 2023 No.54218932 File: 185 KB, 947x2048, 4DFB6953-20FE-4D0B-A00A-A70DFA67D6C5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] $DB dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:19:57 2023 No.54218942 Imagine trading in america and sleeping through this price action.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:20:03 2023 No.54218943 what the fug do I put my money into now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:20:06 2023 No.54218944 File: 743 KB, 500x500, 1665925860562509.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218906 UBS took the poison pill backed by swiss regulators and tax payers thanks for playing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:21:10 2023 No.54218950 >>54218185 How exactly does one "bail out" the bond market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:21:54 2023 No.54218958 >>54218944 So who's going to bail out UBS if they end up going under?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:21:58 2023 No.54218960 >>54218942 Trading in foreign markets is unpatriotic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:22:06 2023 No.54218962 >Bears about to piss themselves over a 0.55% drop in Stoxx 600 Desperate, are we?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:23:36 2023 No.54218974 Fuck man, should have just nuked DAX in the night, why the fuck didn't I do at least some small positions... Now I'm FOMOING again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:23:54 2023 No.54218977 >>54218960 I'm trading the YM on the CBOT. This is the easiest trading day I've seen yet. The US open period will be much harder to trade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:24:01 2023 No.54218979 >>54218950 by telling bond holders you don't need to hold until maturity to get your 100% back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:24:39 2023 No.54218986 Ok anon you can post your ss now kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:25:06 2023 No.54218992 File: 116 KB, 479x641, 85219E1A-98BB-4D44-A75F-9AD19633E6AF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:26:02 2023 No.54218999 That's it. I'm writing 2 puts. I don't care if I get assigned, I like both stocks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:26:45 2023 No.54219005 File: 201 KB, 1000x1199, 1679067951936129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > OIL , NASDAQ Kek baggies, im still shorting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:26:53 2023 No.54219006 >FRC down 20% in premarket lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:27:21 2023 No.54219009 File: 1.66 MB, 290x290, golden pepe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGM. I'm gonna short MGfuckingM. That shit is going below 35 by June.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:27:27 2023 No.54219012 File: 6 KB, 200x200, 1611057710916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218670 >he's really this retarded lmao, do yourself a favour, put all your money on a savings account

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:28:34 2023 No.54219019 >futures Bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:29:29 2023 No.54219025 >>54218979 Um ... like when Bonds rise in value as other people are wanting to buy them? Is that what you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:33:01 2023 No.54219059 File: 70 KB, 707x628, 2023-03-20 09.32.33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:33:16 2023 No.54219061 Oh, so UBS was forced to buy CS at "we will have financial collapse if you don't" gunpoint?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:34:49 2023 No.54219079 >>54218872 >civil war Unfathomably Bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:35:59 2023 No.54219093 >>54219061 Yeah but now we will have one anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:36:17 2023 No.54219096 File: 80 KB, 640x468, 2iC12iE3S8CUEjtZjmbFVvLshh2TDIn3hXfPV6cGDW0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit's crashing yo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:36:27 2023 No.54219097 File: 407 KB, 1000x871, 1652391055300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are the shittiest consumer discretionary stocks you can think of? BYND comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:38:20 2023 No.54219118 File: 4 KB, 250x250, 1666816071812453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bros i was blackout drunk 2 days ago and i still feel like shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:38:32 2023 No.54219119 File: 214 KB, 404x517, 1641074700264.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218962 You had a whole week of retard pump including futures open yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:39:45 2023 No.54219132 >>54219061 Nationalisation in 3-2-1

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:40:38 2023 No.54219141 what happens if I buy CS at .80 cents

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:42:54 2023 No.54219161 >>54219118 Stop poisoning yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:45:42 2023 No.54219185 File: 394 KB, 220x185, bait-clickbait.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218223 >Gonna put it all into banks, boil, uuuu and soxl probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:46:26 2023 No.54219191 >-63% god i wish i shorted that

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:46:34 2023 No.54219197

>>54219025
you put $100 in 10Y, you wait 10Y and collect the interest yield in the meantime, after 10Y you get your $100 back in full, if you need it earlier you can market sell but if some shitshow is going on then the price most probably dropped (price lower = higher yield) and you sell for a loss.
now imagine bank savings getting depleted by a bank run, they are forced to sell their 10Y "safe" investments backed by US™
but since the joos are clever they just say fuck it I don't care how low the price is and I don't care when your maturity date of the bond is, I just give you 100% of your money back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:46:54 2023 No.54219200 >>54218979 Didn’t the fed do that with SVB atleast

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:47:35 2023 No.54219211 >>54219141 What's the buy out price in USD again? $0.50 per share?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:49:10 2023 No.54219226 some new cope just dropped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:50:30 2023 No.54219238 >>54219211 Is that what it is? Oh, nevermind then

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:51:05 2023 No.54219250 >>54219211 78 cents I think, but it's in equivalent UBS stock, which is also crashing. So, it's gonna be lower than that after UBS falls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:51:10 2023 No.54219251 >>54219097 WING, PTON, DASH?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:51:47 2023 No.54219262 File: 263 KB, 1661x1346, never would have guessed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any hope for FRC? Or do I just cut my losses at open now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:52:18 2023 No.54219266 Futes recovering, green by EOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:52:47 2023 No.54219271 >>54219226 All banks claim they aren't involved in AT1 of CS Every few mins/hours another bank claiming that, Commerzbank, Deutsche, DWS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:52:55 2023 No.54219273 File: 16 KB, 325x407, 1679300557218535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Credit Suisse is going to kill UBS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:54:06 2023 No.54219280 Goldbros, we are dying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:55:47 2023 No.54219300 File: 17 KB, 112x112, 1679184450677005.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219262 Nah, let is ride. Futures are up my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:56:41 2023 No.54219307 File: 609 KB, 851x538, credit_troon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i lost 3k euro on CS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:59:39 2023 No.54219336 >>54219266 month maybe. still down over 10% but divvies are soon and will probably bait some back

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 08:59:51 2023 No.54219339

>>54219307
Falling knife trade
I was considering buying EU banks ETF or US bank etf, cause they dropped hard too and the risk is lower, but this still looks bad

Or buy another single bank like bnp, credit agricole, commerz, deutsche, societe generale, but not CS,lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:02:48 2023 No.54219368 >https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/banking/dire-warning-for-200-banks-at-risk-of-silicon-valley-bankstyle-collapse/news-story/f41e870f503431eb3205c01a379a6fe1 are we ready for another 186 banks to fall?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:03:05 2023 No.54219372 I don't think someone can buy CS at the moment, just selling you get for every like 22 share in CS one (1) UBS share

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:03:30 2023 No.54219377 NOSE TRIBE PRICE ACTION IN FULL EFFECT. I FOMOED AND NOW IN RED; AAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:03:58 2023 No.54219383 >>54219339 hardly a falling knife in my case, I bought at 9$ like 2 years ago. Let it ride all the way to the bottom. I am an idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:04:13 2023 No.54219385 >>54219273 >be forced to be acquired by another bank >collapse the acquiring bank too Extremely based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:04:40 2023 No.54219390 >>54219377 You should expect high impact crabbing until the fed decision anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:04:48 2023 No.54219394 >q's gonna be green again techbros... how do we keep winning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:04:51 2023 No.54219395 >>54219383 Oh, since you posted it now and last week many bought I though you were one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:05:28 2023 No.54219400 VIX already falling It's over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:06:13 2023 No.54219405 JEROME SWAP ME SOME DOLLARS PLEASE

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:06:28 2023 No.54219409

>>54219390
Yeh, I'm not afraid, I think DAX will hit 14000, even 13500 possibly, but I started shorting from above 14500 and am in red again because I fomoed again after closing short at 14700 EXACTLY @7:23am right before the first dump.

I'll just swing trade it all the time, with more gains my margin account increases and I shouldn't fear a thing. Still annoying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:07:29 2023 No.54219425 >>54219390 Look at this scam pump, all forgotten

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:08:51 2023 No.54219437 >>54219390 EU session is always the worst, I can't predict it. US is way more predictable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:10:23 2023 No.54219448 >>54219300 Alright. I'll trust the dubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:10:43 2023 No.54219451 >>54219425 Yup, all slurped

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:11:04 2023 No.54219457 >FRC we back niggas

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:11:17 2023 No.54219461
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>>54218018
SOCIETAL COLLAPSE INCOMING!!!

TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF BANKS!!

MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS.

BUY SPAM AND DRY RICE!!!!

BUY EVERYTHING PHYSICAL YOU CAN!!!

USA SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:12:35 2023 No.54219475 >>54219451 > reverse slurp/pump now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:12:42 2023 No.54219477 >>54219461 People who post streamers have brains as smooth as glass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:12:58 2023 No.54219479 >>54219461 what's the point of the watermarks, anyways? "I own this image!" lmao right click save as "No I do" :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:14:27 2023 No.54219493 File: 96 KB, 619x792, 1677996286618377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219448 Wise decision

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:14:46 2023 No.54219496 >>54219197 You sell bonds at the market price, not at what you bought them..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:14:59 2023 No.54219498 the volume selloff on spx this last week is quite concerning. looks quite bad for bulls. could be a good time to pick up longs though/ vix/vvix also looking quite angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:16:37 2023 No.54219512 >dax dip is slurped how unsurprising is this. it's completely bullshit. Where are the niggers which have to cover their Credit Suisse losses? there should be a dump happening ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:18:58 2023 No.54219541 >>54219496 that's why it's called a bailout

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:19:38 2023 No.54219547

>>54219496
the treasury's new financial instrument aka that new fund lets you sell the bonds at their par value back to the goverment, the government in turn gives you the money back but you have to pay back interest over time
desu its a smart system as most of these banks have """""stable""""" incomes from loans which would cover the loss of the interest in return for always having liquidity available as long as you have bonds to sell
still I think in the long run this is going to cause problem as this is basically printing money on demand and getting return for it over time, basically injecting money into the economy straight from the treasury

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:20:34 2023 No.54219558
File: 2.17 MB, 896x1586, Screen Shot 2022-09-17 at 8.51.42 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

SOCIETAL COLLAPSE INCOMING!!!

TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF BANKS!!

MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS.

BUY SPAM AND DRY RICE!!!!

BUY EVERYTHING PHYSICAL YOU CAN!!!

USA SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:20:49 2023 No.54219565 File: 536 KB, 1200x821, 1641443508808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is an awful lot of volitilitu for this hour

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:22:27 2023 No.54219577 File: 1.16 MB, 1024x1024, 1678655553974363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I shorted BNP Paribas . Short eu banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:23:53 2023 No.54219593 >>54219577 What about DB?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:27:05 2023 No.54219622 File: 59 KB, 1079x1116, 1676488330657010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219593 Short

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:27:10 2023 No.54219626 >>54219475 Flurped

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:28:11 2023 No.54219633 >>54219461 >>54219558 This is a MAN. HE has a PENIS. Sauce please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:29:01 2023 No.54219638 >>54219577 dangerous game. They will all be saved since it's pretty clear the global government try to avoid a crisis at all costs. But the frenchies get more pissed than swiss when it comes out using the tax money to pay banks, so who know

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:30:04 2023 No.54219648 >>54219593 >What about DB? DB is too big to fail. Germany would rather ask for a full merger with the USA and become a colony of JPM already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:33:59 2023 No.54219686 All major European markets are back to crabbing status, it's over nothing happens

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:34:47 2023 No.54219695 >>54219648 Alright...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:35:22 2023 No.54219704 >>54219686 it's over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:35:44 2023 No.54219710 Where ma goldshorter bro at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:36:34 2023 No.54219717 Bond yield down mean bond fund go up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:36:47 2023 No.54219722 File: 66 KB, 1024x962, a38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219686 The markets don't close for like 7 more hours. Don't be so sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:37:28 2023 No.54219727 >>54219307 I forgot there are non Americans here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:37:57 2023 No.54219731 >>54218962 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:38:24 2023 No.54219734 Hello I invested all my money into credit suisse shares least week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:38:42 2023 No.54219738 >>54219717 some weekly treasuries are even slurped at 0% this should tell you how fucked the market is

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:38:57 2023 No.54219741 Hello what's a bond? Is it bondage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:39:33 2023 No.54219748 Kek imagine investing into credit suisse shares you dumbass haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:40:47 2023 No.54219763 >>54219722 >>54219686 Dax will probably go back to 14900-15000 cause it's a fuckin retard. And I'm a retard for opening shorts above 14500, kek. Anyways, got enough capital to DCA this shit down to 13500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:40:56 2023 No.54219765 >>54219727 It's 5:30am the American markets aren't open for 4 more hours. This is prime euro hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:41:19 2023 No.54219770 File: 54 KB, 1024x959, 1666113060750471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219734 >>54219748 we have IDs in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:41:35 2023 No.54219774 >>54219748 We're gonna be laughing at FRC baggies next week when they get acquired by JPM for pennies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:42:19 2023 No.54219780 >>54219765 Huh. Maybe I should start trading on the euro exchange.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:42:28 2023 No.54219781 I do the opposite of what bears do and I always make money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:42:49 2023 No.54219784 >>54219770 >replying to a bot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:44:57 2023 No.54219800 >Coco bonds (AT1) get wiped out Holy based. Literally the most disingenuous financial instrument ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:46:22 2023 No.54219810 >>54219770 LMAO >>54219734 >>54219748

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:47:23 2023 No.54219821 >>54219774 And the market will crash harder as it did today because of CS-UBS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:48:05 2023 No.54219829 deflation comes at you fast. the recession hasn't even begun and we're already saving the banks. this is japanification territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:48:17 2023 No.54219831 >>54219763 shorting above 14.9k+ is actually free money I'm doing this the whole March downfall and schizo pumps and made very good money off of it (and will continue until we finally get le big one)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:48:34 2023 No.54219836 File: 547 KB, 1080x1287, Screenshot_20230320_024753_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219800 >designed to make banks fail proof >still fail Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:49:23 2023 No.54219846 I just sharted S&P and Nasdaq

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:49:45 2023 No.54219852 >>54219821 NASDACK green, we pump today and short squeeze all tech stocks. Look at bitcoin computer and know it's highly correlated to stonks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:50:35 2023 No.54219861 >>54219831 I fucked my short when Monday last week I closed them right before the crash. Did only 600 euros, could have been about 3k. I just didn't jump in again, don't know why. Like a fuckin deer I watched.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:54:27 2023 No.54219901 >>54219852 >Look at bitcoin computer and know it's highly correlated to stonks Maybe to Nasdaq but contrary to DOW. It acts more like gold than DOW. Haven't looked at nasdaq for a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:54:55 2023 No.54219904 Is soxl still a thing here haven't checked in 3 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:55:42 2023 No.54219912 >>54219901 Gold and BTC was such an obvious play when Banks crashed. The money had to go somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:56:13 2023 No.54219917 >>54219861 I just do short ladder with smaller size when above around the 14.9k level and slowly phase out after big drops so I don't let too much on the table instead of one big position and being in deep red after some schizo pumps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:56:34 2023 No.54219924 >>54219852 Bitcoin is even outperforming nasdaq. The market is weird atm. Tech and rest industry splitting, gold and bitcoin pumping together. OIL dumping kek

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:57:05 2023 No.54219928

Feels good watching doomer bobos get heemed. Feels real good.

They keep getting sold the same global crash sham from dumbfuck jewtubers and they keep eating it up each time. Every. Single. Time. They NEVER learn. Covid? Evergrande? Credit Suisse? Zombie companies? Burry tweet? The exact same Credit Suisse FUD but from a literal who on /pol/, a week later? It never fails, no bar is too low for bobo. I just love it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:58:21 2023 No.54219937

>>54219917
I also have many small positions, but I for whatever reason thought monday that we'd stop at 15200. And then suddenly wooosh. Ruined my week. Luckily I jumped back in on tuesday and wednesday. But wednesday the same thing happened AGAIN, and I closed my positions right before the drop, 1 hour before the bottom. Last week made me really mad. Would have made more money if I went on vacation then trying to trade this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 09:58:28 2023 No.54219940 >>54219924 All signs of a healthy economy. Just buy random shit and cross your fingers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:00:38 2023 No.54219962 File: 2.08 MB, 206x206, laughing-laugh-1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54219928 Kek it's beautiful isn't it. Bobos deserve it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:00:58 2023 No.54219965 Going short in SP500, KO at 4k, target 3.7 to jump out with 180% gain suicide or eziest money of our life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:04:41 2023 No.54219995 >>54219928 These people have no skin in the game. If they truly believed what they said they would be holding far out of the money, long dated put options. They don't, I would be surprised if they even knew what those are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:05:07 2023 No.54219999 my CS puts…

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:05:40 2023 No.54220002

>>54219937
being glued on the screen is making you do overtrade and selling too early. I do the same mistake while working from home
I literally sold DAX positions on Friday with 5.2k profit because I had to travel for work and came back few days later without trading in between :^) I would have probably just made half of that with active trading

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:06:21 2023 No.54220009

>>54218201
Despite all the action from central banks during the weekend?

If even all the money being injected directly everywhere does not push up the markets then as soon as the initial effect fades you can imagine.

And, markets overall work by trying to predict things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:06:50 2023 No.54220011 I'm at work and haven't done anything for 4 hours. The economy is strong by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:07:32 2023 No.54220021 >>54220002 LOL, I would have made 4.8k on friday evening. And I actually did only about the half.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:09:04 2023 No.54220030 Wtf markets are green. Europe is going green. BOBO YOU LIED AGAIN, WILL YOU EVER STOP

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:09:13 2023 No.54220031

>>54220021
thanks to fomo I'm 1k in the red now. Wonderful and thinking about Rheinmetall made it impossible for me to trade. Now they tricked me.
Nevermind, I believe we will hit 14k at least and maybe further below. I'd be happy if we stay here on these levels for a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:10:56 2023 No.54220046 >>54220030 >he trusted boboids

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:13:33 2023 No.54220073 File: 23 KB, 736x527, bsc.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do we invest in today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:16:28 2023 No.54220088 Treasuries opened up, now they're massively down. What exactly happened between then and now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:16:33 2023 No.54220089 File: 190 KB, 356x353, 1676308938568594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why am I awake right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:17:17 2023 No.54220094 >dax green lmao, what a joke. literally one of the worst day in bank history, and market shrugs it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:17:28 2023 No.54220097 >>54220089 Because you're not asleep simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:17:40 2023 No.54220100 >>54220089 Drugs. kys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:18:32 2023 No.54220106 >>54220094 >worst idk bro looks like they cleaned up a bunch of failing debt in your shitconomy bullish imo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:19:16 2023 No.54220113 >>54220094 Am I looking at the same chart? It says it's barely red for me (-0.07%). I expect crabbing, at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:19:35 2023 No.54220115 >>54220094 Bobo is gay

>>	Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 20 10:20:01 2023 No.54220119 >>54220089 shut the fuck up, nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:21:19 2023 No.54220134 >>54219836 >give us your money goy, we promise you will get it back unless something (((extraordinary))) happens boonders are fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:21:20 2023 No.54220136 >>54220119 Fuck you scoopsies!! I'm surprised to see you awake. How many amphetamines did you shove up your bussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:21:54 2023 No.54220141 >>54220073 GLD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:22:07 2023 No.54220143 >all this exuberance the bell hasn't even rung yet, the week is only beginning . WHO KNOWS what could happen just around the corner that catches everyone off guard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:22:37 2023 No.54220150 UBS Purchased CS for 1 USB share per 23 CS shares (a 60% discount). Credit Sussy slupers BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:22:52 2023 No.54220155 new >>54220059 >>54220059 >>54220059 >>54220059

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:23:43 2023 No.54220169 What's happening inside banks right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:24:11 2023 No.54220178 File: 327 KB, 640x640, 1677449375827191.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54220155 What's with the early bake retards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:24:19 2023 No.54220179 >>54220030 This crabbing will never end

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:26:04 2023 No.54220199 >>54219479 >quality worse than a 2005 era phone camera >covered in watermarks i could save but why the fuck would i waste space and bandwidth for that? low quality and production values kills my interest even if its available for free

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:26:26 2023 No.54220203 >>54220155 That's gotta be a new record

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:28:45 2023 No.54220224 >>54219928 skill issue. a shit ton of stuff was down hard but obviously they aren't going to stay that way forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:30:48 2023 No.54220245 >>54219928 Niggers running more things, Whites running fewer, crash inevitable YouTube not required

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:31:41 2023 No.54220259 ok lads, whats the go to buy? bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:32:35 2023 No.54220274 >>54220259 r u ok retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:42:32 2023 No.54220366 >>54220259 I still can't tell if Bitcoin is acting like digital Gold or silly tech stock yet cause both are going up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:46:49 2023 No.54220419 have any of you ever actually seen a stock market irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:52:01 2023 No.54220472 File: 108 KB, 110x112, 1679309517028.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54220419

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:52:55 2023 No.54220488 >>54220419 I've seen a few of their buildings but they wouldn't let me go inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 10:53:51 2023 No.54220506 >>54218347 why shouldn't i still buy a 6 month one? what speaks against it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 12:34:17 2023 No.54221636 File: 648 KB, 1575x1327, Anon buys lumber futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54218383 >>54218405 I still think it's fake. There's just no way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 13:45:37 2023 No.54222588 >>54220155 TOO EARLY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:08:20 2023 No.54223030 It's still early to buy into CNET lads. I got in at $1.30 and looking to exit around $4-$5 in a few months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:59:07 2023 No.54223918 Almost sold for a 20% loss but I’m glad I didn’t

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:00:05 2023 No.54223937 File: 220 KB, 359x632, fear_and_comfy_index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54222588

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:02:32 2023 No.54223983 File: 1.86 MB, 228x170, 1668802118957314.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my whole portfolio is crashing >except my shares of Smith & Wesson and Ruger are pumping >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:04:06 2023 No.54224015 >>54221636 this gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:18:58 2023 No.54224306 >>54218018 RECYCLE >>54218018 RECYCLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 15:30:36 2023 No.54224507 >>54218018 /smg/ is so dead right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 16:42:50 2023 No.54225926 >>54224507

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 16:49:43 2023 No.54226063 >>54225926 >>54224507 Retard >>54224458

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 18:26:05 2023 No.54227949 >>54226063 fuck you faggot

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