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54210685 No.54210685 [Reply] [Original]

BOBOS ARE DEAD

>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230319a.htm

>> No.54210711

>all the globohomo central banks working together to slaughter bobros
kys nigger

>> No.54210731

>>54210711
reminds me of the gamestop retards who think the fed is crashing the banks to make people sell gme

>> No.54210733

>>54210685
Well it's fucking over. The turbo pump is here. GG Mumu. You got bailed out by not just the fed but by the fucking world.

Guess I'll see you when btc is 2 million, bread is 40 dollars and the average family home houses 6 generations

>> No.54210786

You realise this just means they are turbo-fucked. The only reason to put out a joint statement like this is because they are completely panicking. All I'm seeing in that list is the bankrupt central banks too. No China/Russia/Saudi Arabia/Iran. Who do you think has the oil and commodities. Hell they can't even get the RBA on board.2v

>> No.54210825

>>54210786
>>54210733
What language do you speak at home

>> No.54210844

>>54210685
What is this? So they are going to move cash around at light speed to keep every bank solvent?

>> No.54210860

>>54210685
>globohomo banks join forces
Yeah I’m thinking the economy is mega fucked

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>>54210786

>> No.54210891

>>54210844
Yes. Hot potato until the money is all locked up, and then we have systemic failure of banking.

>> No.54210901

>>54210844
they're going to send your tax dollars to Israel at a lightning rate never seen before in world history. From your first trip to H&R Block to cash in Israeli banks will be the shortest turn around time you've EVER seen. Finally, we can sleep.

>> No.54210910

> noooooo you can't work together you have to all fail on your own otherwise I'll never be able to afford a cardbox shitbox in a flyover state nooooooooooooo

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>>54210685
It's funny you think that any of this liquidity will find its way into crypto, when all of the corporate media stooges are blaming crypto for causing this.

>> No.54210963

>>54210786
This. Don't expect mumus to listen though. This is gonna make them more euphoric than usual.

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54211021

4chan is obsolete

>> No.54211037

>>54210927
This is the final red pill. Crypto is becoming a serious threat to fiat and they need fiat to survive. You can only kill crypto if you kill all on-ramps.

>> No.54211068

>>54210825
>has no argument
You're going to be left behind

>> No.54211128

>>54210786
This. When the central bank of literally every US allied nation has to come together to unfuck this situation, what it really means is shit is far fucking worse than we can ever imagine.

>> No.54211139

>>54211021
I already said this in my post.

>> No.54211183

>>54210786
I mean Canada COULD stop being fucking lazy and realize it's a massive landmass full of everything everybody needs but for now it's printing money and giving it to people who can't work because of anxiety

>> No.54211312

>>54210786
Weekly liquidity pumps are just not enough because banks can fail within 2 days. They learnt that from 2 banks the last month.

>> No.54211337

>>54211128
They already have agreements and did similar things around 2007 before crash. It's not that different.

>> No.54211350

>>54211021
You don't deserve a gpt

>> No.54211366

alright bobos, the top is clearly in this week, when do I open my short?

>> No.54211372

>>54211037
>You can only kill crypto if you kill all on-ramps.
and that's easy to do.

>> No.54211413

>>54211337
>It's not that different
I imagine it's way different, homie. Can you imagine how much dumb shit all these fucktard banks have been up to in the last 15 years? Apparently enough to get the entirety of Western civilization on board for a bailout.

>> No.54211429

>>54211337
anon half the poster here weren't even alive in 2007

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>>54211021
can chatgpt tell me when to buy low and sell high

>> No.54211554

>>54211413
You can read about dollar swap history in 10 minutes and you can realize you're a fucking moron. Please stop posting

>> No.54211663

>>54211525
A friend of mine got ChatGPT to write him a crypto trading plan.

Since then he’s seen modest but consistent gains.

>> No.54211699

Question: even if the US dollar collapse, cash is still a very tiny part of every dollar in existence. Then cash will become a sound dollar again. Am I right?

>> No.54211775

>>54211037
They did that here in Argentina now you can cash in and out in DAI P2P

>> No.54211900

>>54211699
Yes, Canadian dollar chads will finally rise up!

>> No.54212523

>>54211021
How do i do this?

>> No.54212910

>>54211037
So crypto biz isn't totally retarded