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I'm a senior portfolio manager at MS EMEA and our internal group chats are going absolutely wild with the news of CS getting acquired by UBS. We have a mandatory all-hands-on-deck meeting 8:00 in the morning with senior management and rumour is that it's going to be a shitshow. Some people are suggesting to cash out stock packages AT BELL OPEN and withdraw into cash because it's about to go down. Big time. Don't know the full details yet, but it's is going to be an impactful meeting for sure

>> No.54210683

My body is ready

>> No.54211093
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>>54210652
They're buying CS for 2.48x the value of UBS, what the fuck.

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>>54211093
I assume it's because the shot is for the execs to dumparoonie at the bell

>> No.54211129

>>54210652
i'm a managing director. this guy's mom is a whore and she secretly thinks he's gay.

>> No.54211320

>>54210652
wow imagine how people talking words is what going "wild" means. yea man youre really helping the economy by saying some words

>> No.54211379

>>54210652
>Some people are suggesting to cash out stock packages AT BELL OPEN and withdraw into cash
are the ones suggesting this the runts of your department or managerial types?

>> No.54211432

>>54210652
>1pbtid
fake and gay until we get more from op

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Maybe you can tell me what you think is going on here. And please, speak as you might to a young child, or a golden retriever.
It wasn't brains that got me here I can assure you of that.

>> No.54211924

>>54211685
UBS have bought the biggest pile of odorless excrement in the history of capitalism

>> No.54212167

>>54211685
2008 on steroids, synthol and TONS of crack

>> No.54212369

>all these retards ITT replying to this pasta