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54206938 No.54206938 [Reply] [Original]

Wtf why are UBS CDS's skyrocketing?

>> No.54206960

>>54206938
omeglul they actually PAID to acquire credit sus

>> No.54206987

>>54206938
>Buy crashed Bank
>Crashes bank crashes you
Kek hahahah Mountain Jews are fucked hahaha

>> No.54207003

>>54206938
>zerohedge
someone needs to shut down that poisononus website already

>> No.54207018

>>54207003
>noooo its hurting my feefees make it stop!!

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54207024

>>54207003
Kill yourself negroid dog

>> No.54207053

UBS wont survive this aquisition without help from the SNB maybe this was the plan all along of the SNB to take over UBS once and for all

>> No.54207260

>>54207003
It's literally just news from the bloomberg terminals you fucking retard

>> No.54207324

>>54207003
remember when they were shilling russia and said western sanctions wouldnt do anything

actual clowns

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>>54206938
They were literally forced to pay to buy trillions in debt and without the shareholders saying anything

>> No.54207365

>>54207053
The plan is for Switzerland to finally cuck and join the EU so the ECB can bail them out.

>> No.54207374

>>54207324
What did sanctions do?

>> No.54207393

>>54207324
The sanctions didn't do anything of any real consequence. You're an idiot.

>> No.54207396

>>54207374
crash the russian economy, their budget deficit is mind-blowing

>> No.54207424

>>54207396
>crash the russian economy, their budget deficit is mind-blowing

lol no its not, it's small compared to europe and the usa and they have a big current account surplus.

its nothing.

>> No.54207435

>>54207396
>crash the russian economy, their budget deficit is mind-blowing
2 more weeks NATOsisters

>> No.54207450

>>54207396
I don't think it's long term, unless Ukraine becomes another forever war of course.

>> No.54207460

>>54207396
>budget deficit = economic crash
i got some bad news bro...

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>>54207396
>their budget deficit
Now that you say it

>> No.54207513

>>54207424
>>54207435
>>54207450
>>54207460
>>54207471
If it had no effect why didn't r*ssia cut off the west long time ago?

>> No.54207526

and CDS's jumping means what for the bank?

>> No.54207537

>>54207396
I wish the sanctions did anything.

>> No.54207540

>>54207526
Stockholders insuring themselves for ubs default

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>>54207003

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>>54207003
>Shut it down!!!!!

>> No.54207569

>>54207513
They actually claim the sanctions have been a net positive, which makes your question even more pertinent.

>> No.54207571

>>54207537
>russia going full state capitalism
>one time extra tax for every corporation

Yeah sanctions arent doing anything, puccia strong

>> No.54207583

>>54207513
probably because they wanted europe to dive head first into the green new deal scam. if russia shut off the gas earlier, they wouldn't have been so delusional

>> No.54207593

Contagion is real and gonna rip the global economys anus in half

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>>54207569
>>54207583

>> No.54207600

how do I profit from this ?

Do I buy CDS as well or do I risk losing everything if the insurance companies go bankrupt as well, like in 2008

>> No.54207611

>>54207513
because unnecessarily aggressive economic disruption is more of a westoid thing

>> No.54207624

>>54207324
The sanctions did nothing, retard.

>> No.54207627

remember EU bros when we freezed to death in winter?

puccia strong...

>> No.54207648

>>54207396
Tell me how many Russian banks folded after the sanctions, would you?

>> No.54207661

VATNIKS NEED TO DIE

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>>54207365
This nigga gets it.
This is all going according to plan.

>> No.54207788

>>54207324
Sanctions just means the oil and natural gas is sold to China and India instead of the west, also this gets resold back to Europe overcoming the sanctions in the first place

>> No.54207808

>>54207788
Yes based india buys almost free oil, refines it and then sells it to europe

Who wins in this scenario? (tip its not russia)

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>>54207788
Can't sell the gas to Asian countries for many many years because there isn't a pipeline system going that direction. I think oil might be the same way. You vatniggers are living in a fantasy land.

>> No.54207941

>>54207513
It’s almost as if they wanted peace with Europe and we’re selling them cheap gas to get it.

>> No.54207944

>mention 1 thing about russia being an absolute shithole
>shills come out in full force
it's ok ivan, im sure your service on 4chan will prevent you from being in the next wave of conscripts being sent to the meat grinder

>> No.54207946

>>54207513
same thing when you bang a 5/10 chick. you only been with her to get that puss but once you pulled out you just want to get rid of her, but you don't want to hurt her by dumping her immediately, she might start harassing you even sue you making up shit like you raped her, so what do you do? you start acting cold and distant until she feels uncomfortable and leaves you.

>> No.54207962

This is all fine
What does it mean for the market? Are we tanking or busting out to a new high

>> No.54207982

>>54207396
now look at their budget balance in USD

>> No.54207984

>>54207944
>thread about credit default swaps
>start screaming about russia for no reason
third world moment

>> No.54208025

>>54207003
literally one of the only sources of truth on the web

>> No.54208057

>>54207984
mountain jew moment

>> No.54208080

>>54207003
Zerohedge is one of the best places where you can troll Russian FSB agents. Just curse in Russian and openly mock Russian culture. You'll get a bevy of downv00ts (which mean nothing) and make them seethe.

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>>54207396
Huh?

>> No.54208111

>>54208080
Didn't even know you could comment there, that's a pathetic thing to admit btw.

>> No.54208155

>>54207374
>>54207393
>>54207624
crush the US economy

>> No.54208164

>>54207513
I'd guess because the west hadn't decayed to the extremes it has now. Public opinion of the government is lower than ever in western nations

>> No.54208190
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>>54207569
Russia was selling to the EU at a deficit to build relationships
After the start of the war they no longer cared to sell at a fixed price and their price caps were able to fluctuate since they no longer had to care about the current contracts with the EU in place

Thus they were able to sell at whatever market price other countries were now willing to buy

Thus the benefit

>> No.54208200

>>54208057
>t. german cuck
go back to pr0gram where you can seethe about goyman politicians and still regurgitate leftist talking points

>> No.54208213

>>54206938
> buys CS for 2B
> absorbs >200B in liabilities
> doesn't have the liquidity

>> No.54208226

>>54207513

Because they make a huge amount of money off oil and gas from the west? Why cut off paypigs?

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>>54207808
>Almost free oil
Where did you get that idea from?
They're buying at market price which was higher than what Russia was selling to Europe previously
And now Europe pays for the exact same product at 4x the initial price

>Who wins in this scenario?
Literally Russia because it was able to void the previous contracts that forced them to sell to Europe at a discounted price
Otherwise they would have continued to sell to Europe at a discounted price for the next 10 years

>> No.54208978

>>54206987
nah, check what happened in Spain with Popular and so many others. We are just in a centralization stage.

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>>54207324

>> No.54209497

>>54207003
ZH is half retarded but I still enjoy following him

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GEE I WONDER WHY

>> No.54209701

>>54206938
My parents' retirement fund is about to get Thanos snapped.

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>>54207374
>>54207393
>>54207424
>>54207435
>>54207460
>>54207471
>>54207583
>>54207611
>>54207624
Privet comrades

>> No.54209876

>>54207374
They gave my Gazprom ADRs to Russian oligarchs by delisting them.

>> No.54210954

>>54209548
kek baggies