Burglarymaxxing

[Anonymous No.54204852]

What are best things I can steal from people's homes for profit

[Anonymous No.54204894]

the only thing you are gonna steal is a bullet at max velocity with your head

[Anonymous No.54204896]

>>54204852
niggermaxxing I see

[Anonymous No.54204912]

well it might be a good idea to steal body armor, considering the fact that if you tried to rob me i would unload a mag into you

i'm very quiet you probably wouldn't realise i'm home

i would put some leathermouth on while you bleed out on my carpet

[Anonymous No.54204913]

>>54204894
Based home defender

[Anonymous No.54204920]

>>54204894
No need to worry about that I'm in nogunz cuck country

[Anonymous No.54204922]

>>54204913
>>54204894
>>54204896
>>54204912
You won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.54204936]

>>54204852
Based gentleman burglar.

[Anonymous No.54204948]

>>54204920
Everyone has gunz even in no gunz county and if they don’t, good luck getting carved out in a knife fight

[Anonymous No.54204965]

>>54204852
Pets or humans, for blackmail. Yeah it's grim but what did you expect, do you want to crimemaxx or not

[Anonymous No.54204973]

>>54204922
Come over and find out nigger

[Anonymous No.54204974]

>>54204920
you will be apprehended, hands and feet bound, and chained to a sound-proofed cell in my basement. twice a day i will rape you -- not for sexual gratification, but as a means of punishment. after a few weeks of this, if i'm feeling generous, i'll let you die from dehydration. your flesh will be stripped away by concentrated solution of hot sodium hydroxide i keep in a 55 gallon barrel. your bones will be crushed, ground to dust with a ball mill, and scattered over 50 mile radius.

[Anonymous No.54204979]

>>54204922
every thief tells themselves that until they're shitting into a bag

[Anonymous No.54204996]

Just like any other investment strategy, it's always best to stick to the fundamentals. In other words, stick to the classics

>jewelry
>cash
>electronics
>miscellaneous valuables

[Anonymous No.54205024]

>>54204948
Nope I'll be robbing hard lefty neighbourhoods I think I'll wear some blackface so they just take a knee if they catch me

[Anonymous No.54205032]

>well it might be a good idea to steal body armor, considering the fact that if you tried to rob me i would unload a mag into you
>i'm very quiet you probably wouldn't realise i'm home
>i would put some leathermouth on while you bleed out on my carpet
>the only thing you are gonna steal is a bullet at max velocity with your head
>Come over and find out nigger
>you will be apprehended, hands and feet bound, and chained to a sound-proofed cell in my basement. twice a day i will rape you -- not for sexual gratification, but as a means of punishment. after a few weeks of this, if i'm feeling generous, i'll let you die from dehydration. your flesh will be stripped away by concentrated solution of hot sodium hydroxide i keep in a 55 gallon barrel. your bones will be crushed, ground to dust with a ball mill, and scattered over 50 mile radius.

[Anonymous No.54205041]

>>54204948
in the UK if you rob the wrong guy they'll just find where you live and raid your house, vid related