trustless? nah fuck that. lets have an obsessed cult of personality placing absolute trust and faith in a fat greasy looking man that once ran a spam ring and was known as the spam king. he has most of the coins and could dump anytime but won't because of the faith, trust, and absolute devotion of his cult followers.
cult followers who became obsessed after he skillfully manipulated them with half-baked arguments that make sense only to people who don't understand how little they know. he delivers these midwit arguments that he doesn't even himself believe with such smugness that you're blown away and fall in line with whatever he tells you.