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Taylor's Edition

>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:



>> No.54195792 [DELETED] 
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How do I profit from pic rel?

>> No.54195838

Is civil war bullish or bearish for the markets?

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I'm quite sure it's already priced in, just like any other thing in pic related.

>> No.54195862

why is she farting on mic?

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Whats the new culture hot button issue for civil war now?

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This weekend, the important people will fix the banks so that everything will be OK.

>> No.54195882

>important people
goy mentality

>> No.54195884

Arresting your political rivals so they can't beat you in an election, apparently. Personally, it seems pretty bearish for the markets.

>> No.54195890


What do you think of each in terms of "smart/stupid" buys?

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yes, for all to hear

>> No.54195909

it's for me

>> No.54195910

Why would it be bearish? No one will do anything about it. Trump put people like wray in there so in the end its all on him for a lot of the stupid things going on.

>> No.54195917

>you won't do shit

>> No.54195925

I mean has anyone? They keep pushing because they know that too.

>> No.54195928

americans are pacified, I hate to overuse the word "goy" but there's no better term for americans

>> No.54195933

I bought nearly 150 thousand of SCHW on Thursday with at least a year horizon of holding it. It seemed like the best combination of solid reward without ultra mega risk of the banks.

Please don't go bankrupt.

>> No.54195934

It's probably theatre but I wouldn't be surprised if they tried their luck again
Mar-A-Lago was more crazy

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If I don’t know any better, I would say that’s one Taylor Alison Swift, currently /ourgirl/

>> No.54195937

>this is what's happening and not that Trump is a piece of business and political shit
Long before he was a politician it was well known that he took in tons of developer investments then rugged them, and often didn't pay out on contracted work done. He's long past due on a reckoning. Maybe God is cutting him down for posing in front of the church sign with a random Holy Bible that was dug up at the White House just for the photo op.

Now, what do we buy to make money off of this?

>> No.54195940

It's bearish because it's destroying the notion of American markets as a "safe haven" free from political instability. Throwing opposition candidates in jail is a critical marker for political instability and civil unrest.

>> No.54195949

Goy just means non Jewish

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>> No.54195955

I'm far beyond bankrupt already. I need some miracles very badly. I think you've probably made the smartest/safest move there.

>> No.54195957

Americans are far too comfortable to care about politics.
>american gained 2.5 million new millionaires in 2021
It will probably be a drop for 2022 but its quite easy to become rich in america and no one cares about other stuff.

>> No.54195968

fair enough, I won't deny the plentiful money making opportunities in america. can't blame anyone for not caring about the rest of the circus

>> No.54195976

Hard to know at the time that EVERYONE within 1,000 miles of DC had already sold their soul.

>> No.54195991

I bought BOIL, NRGU, DVN, but Schwab spooks me. Should have put $2k into POWW based on this current Trump thing…

>> No.54195993

Funny how war, industrial accident (like Ohio train derailment), or collapse of energy infrastructure/power grid doesn't make the list.

>> No.54196001

Can’t believe we’re arresting former presidents. Pathetic.

>> No.54196006

>Americans are far too comfortable to care about politics.
>on the eve of a massive financial crisis

>> No.54196018

I bought 500 dollars worth 5 dollar BOIL calls for next friday at .35 cents. how fucked am I?

>> No.54196019

i only need a 2x to break even on BOIL

>> No.54196021

It's not necessarily that
I like Trump and agree with him far more than most politicians but he's no Bismarck or Ceasar. I wouldn't die for him given the choice frankly. He hasn't done nearly enough for us to justify that, especially when his heir apperant has done more (albeit only for FL).

>> No.54196028

Save your feminist hate for pol, dude.

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>> No.54196042

I bought BOIL when it dropped 20% on a single day. BOIL anon said it's a good opportunity to buy the dip. Price was $6.12. I guess it's not tragic, but this is not how I imagined this to go.

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Exactly. The goyim should be thankful; our jewish religion promises employment for animals/goyim.

>“Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world; only to serve the People of Israel,” he said during a public discussion of what kind of work non-Jews are allowed to perform on Shabbat.

>> No.54196057

>Buy house for 30k in 1980 in suburbia
>Neighborhood stays white the whole time
>Be 2022, house worth 1.2 million
Omg we made heckin millionaires

>> No.54196068

Good post. In a hurry to bake?

>> No.54196081

describes americans perfectly lol, the elders would be so proud

>> No.54196090

Man, that…does explain it, thank you.

>> No.54196111

Good way of summarizing my feelings too. Trump was "ok cool" feeling but not any real leader that id trust and go to bat for.
Yes thats why so many are cheering for a collapse. They know financial hardship would allow their ideology to take over.

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rolliiong for more bank crashing

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>> No.54196134

>tons of tech bros in 01 becoming millionaires, tons more of tech bros becoming millionaires up until this year
Not even counting real estate there is just so much more money in this country than before.

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I learned a valuable lesson last week on how dangerous it is to trade when a stock has low volume and how easy it is for someone to manipulate the price when this happens so they can fuck you out of your money.

It was a valuable $20,000 lesson.

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Are you sure?

>> No.54196180

This is a very important warning/reminder for all of us. What actually occurred?

>> No.54196197

It was me, thanks baggie

>> No.54196207

rolling for a market order during before or after hours

>> No.54196208

This is cherrypicked from yosef explaining what jewish end times are like. If you listen to the original source it's pretty clear-cut. It's really no different than what christians or muslims believe the end-times to be like.

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I will be accumulating shares of phizer into my ROTH IRA and sitting comfy as my divvies stack up and I watch tech continue to shoot itself and baggies be stuck with overvalued companies that keep getting pumped back up for exit liquidity.

>but muh AI
absolute kek. Nvidia is already blown up and most of that AI money is not going to stocks and if it is its already priced in. Rest is bouncing around in private investments not for you.
>p-pharma is a shit industry dood
There is no second best to phizer simple as.
>m-muh coca cola divvies
future is bio sciences go back to 1971 its not mad men anymore

>> No.54196224

I love how you try to sweep it under the rug like its something to be ashamed of. Americans exist to serve us, know that.

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I have poopy pants.

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Im a leech on society. I contribute literally nothing, and I have zero desire or need to contribute. I will go my entire life being a net loss for society. I have no reason to do anything besides siphon away the hard works of others.

Convince me to do otherwise.

>> No.54196262

Same. I'm also buying VZ for the same reason. People need Internet for everything nowadays, don't see VZ going bankrupt and 7% divvy is quite decent. They could cut it in half and it would still be competetive.

>> No.54196263

the goal of christianity (and islam to an extent) is to convert you so you can be saved from suffering in the end times
jews just hate you and want you to be their slaves forever

>> No.54196264

>It's really no different than what christians or muslims
yeah because those are just different flavors of the same jew bullshit

>> No.54196283

There's nothing to be ashamed of, it's all in G-d's plan. My point is that clearly, goyim don't currently serve us. When the mosiach comes, goyim will be blessed by G-d and receive a long life and easy living so that they can more efficiently slave for us, who will be immortal and study the torah in perpetuity.
G-d is great.

>> No.54196294

nonsense dude, that mentality is pathological, they made up the idea of suffering and want it to happen to people who don't submit to them

>> No.54196299

Don’t you guys try to trick god regularly?

>> No.54196302

First of all, it seems very unlikely that they will do something which is taught in every political science course from retard state online to elitist University as a universally acknowledged bad move. Nothing ever happens, after all.

Secondly, the most likely outcome is the soviet one. People simply stop buying into the society and its values. Mass election boycotts followed by total collapse of state legitimacy. People stop trying in general, at work, in the armed forces etc. Rivals like China take advantage and surpase the US. No civil war. The State just quietly passes away due to natural causes.

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>> No.54196320

You should challenge G-d just as much as He challenges you.

>> No.54196322

>you are now aware that the government can simply say "okay we shift all our economic problems for a later date, say 100 years. Everything is set at X rates now"

The economy is fake kids

>> No.54196323

Is this about the chicken meme? If so, once again this is /pol/ retardation. The chicken is to clear us of promises or offenses to G-d made under threat regarding conversion to other religions.

>> No.54196333

This is also true. G-d is not infallible. The torah clearly shows that. The tanakh and talmud further demonstrates this.

>> No.54196335

I've been having existential thoughts all weekend. I think I need to get mental help.

>> No.54196337

I can also recommend QCOM if you want at least some exposure to tech. Their chips are used in more and more stuff. They are also providing tools to companies to help them build applications that connect with their chips. Quite smart business model and it's paying off. Almost every audio product I worked on in past 3 years used QCOM chips.

>> No.54196339

This would be a way to remain effectively market neutral while farming premium every month, regardless of news

>> No.54196340

the stock did not predictably behave as it usually does with high volume vs low volume. the volatility fucked me out of my puts. you could tell that someone was selling a bunch of puts and then made some strategic buys to pump the price since it was such low volume

>> No.54196360

yeah, because humans made the whole thing up. jews just worship themselves and what other jews wrote. the ultimate wordcel self-indulgence

>> No.54196367

Dude what the fuck, why did you post this
I just finally stopped a two week run of existential crisis the other day... now you're going to make me start again
fuck you

>> No.54196400

Only someone that worships themselves would say something so ludicrously arrogant.

>> No.54196401

Interesting. I wonder if they were Jews? I saw a thing the other day about a time where a price was artificially propped up by bids that were a lot higher than anyone was paying or something like that. I can't remember the details, but it was an institutional scheme of some sort. I am only beginning to learn of such things, "short squeezes" and the like.

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>> No.54196405

Bros. I fucked up, I admit it. I put way too much money into BBBY thinking it would have a run up. I got greedy. I got impatient and make a terrible mistake. I am now down 70% on a significant amount of my portfolio. It will take me years to recover this loss.

>> No.54196408

nice heresy friends. now repent.

>> No.54196411

I actually just bought Pfizer on Thursday too. They are expanding and ditched their consumer stuff. Theyre going heavier into high growth stuff.
Americans love to work. They arent going to just lay over and die because of trump.

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my whole life has been eternal existential dread about what the point of anything is

you're complaining about a weekend or a week? fucking normies

>> No.54196417

What the fuck did you just fucking say about G-d, you little bitch? I'll have you know He graduated top of His class in the Holy Heaven, and He's been involved in numerous secret raids on Goyim, and He has over 300 billion confirmed kills. He is trained in gomorah warfare and He's the top smither in the entire universe's holy forces. You are nothing to Him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak He is contacting His secret network of angels across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and He can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with His bare hands. Not only is He extensively trained in unarmed combat, but He has access to the entire arsenal of the Holy Army and He will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.54196423

I've been having constant/non stop existential thoughts for 50 years, son.

>> No.54196427

your entire belief system is a scam, invented by fat faggots in the desert to trick the simple-minded into giving them things for free, inbreeding ever more autistic wordcels to keep the scam alive indefinitely. it is an ideological pyramid scheme thousands of years old. you are a scammer, torturer, and generally evil person, and your "Yahweh" is a reflection of your demented human brain. Everything you believe is imaginary and masturbatory

>> No.54196436

Now my question is, how do I recover this loss in 60 days?

>> No.54196445

your book wasn't even written by Jesus, it was made up by Jews after they murdered him because they correctly identified an ingenious way to enslave goyim

>> No.54196454

Dang did we just travel back to new atheism of 2010?

>> No.54196466
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>fell for the Knightscope meme and bought in at $10
>drops to $4 yet decide to hold out of hope it’ll climb back up
>KSCP is now worth $0.68
Just fuck my shit up…

>> No.54196468

>current year
seethe huckster

>> No.54196471

The worst part is that jesus in the book literally says "whoever changes a single letter of the law" (i.e. the old testament) "is least in the kingdom of heaven" (i.e. goes to hell) and that he did not come to change the law, and still the christcuck can't get a hint.

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It's all just a game Anon.

>> No.54196481

2010 isnt the current year my friend.

>> No.54196488

I like this quote because it's very true, except for one thing: this implies rightfully that all should strive for immortality, which definitely means it's "necessary to achieve something beyond themselves".

>> No.54196501

well yeah, the character of Jesus in the book was written to make goyim obedient and servile to jewish eschatology, which is ironic given that the real Jesus tried to get retards to reject Jew dogma

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>you get sent an application for a job, and this is their previous work experience
How do you respond?

>> No.54196534

>and still the christcuck can't get a hint.
Except christians follow the ten commandments. Not like it was anything shocking or confusing here.
>character of Jesus in the book was written
Written by his followers to be enslaved by...? the jews who just all got killed by the romans?

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Are you allowed to tell people that they are unlucky and you don't want their bad luck?

>> No.54196537

you're hired!

>> No.54196544

thought i was too tired but turns out i'm jacking off

>> No.54196551
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Quit being such a bitch. Just own for the sake of being an owner and stop sweating the small things. It will all end eventually regardless of what we build or how bad we mess up. Unless of course the Bible is right or we develop Roko's Basilisk.

>> No.54196566

>bad luck
Or they're the problem.

>> No.54196573

hire them then call my female broker and use my life savings to short my company.

>> No.54196575

>Roko's Basilisk.
Kek it really is peak 2010s in here. Someone going to say how theyre voting for ron paul too?

>> No.54196578

the audacity of jews and sub-jews claiming that their own writings = god, and that people who reject their shitty fanfiction and psychopathic abuse are "atheists" does not escape me

>> No.54196585
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You are immortal. The game is to pretend that you're not.

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You don't write in Ron Paul?

>> No.54196596

>all in Canadian Banks since Wednesday
Was this retarded?

>> No.54196597

>psychopathic abuse
>dont have a lot of sex
>omg its abuse!
>Tipping my hat to you sir!

>> No.54196606
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This guy fucks

>> No.54196611

How would you know what the real jesus said or wanted? There is no account of him even having existed beyond the new testament. Even romans' accounts are entirely 2nd or 3rd hand ("those weirdoes called christians say they saw a man called jesus" and the likes).

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>the lives of non-jews are protected in order to prevent financial loss to Jews
Jesus fucking Christ all Jews ever think about is money

>> No.54196617

Hire them as a consultant. Short anything they give advice on. Any money they lose the company deduct from taxes as charity

>> No.54196620

so if your money is not in a big jew bank you're fucked. that is what (((yellen))) is saying. The jew states of america require you to bank with big jew or you won't be insured of shit.

>> No.54196621

Eww, really bad cope here.

>> No.54196623

I'm referring to the extended torture of humanity for thousands of years, but of course you have the mind of a child

>> No.54196630

and that is a good thing

>> No.54196632

>Virtually all scholars of antiquity accept that Jesus was a historical figure[4][5][6][7][note 1] and dismiss denials of his existence as a fringe theory,
>Besides the gospels, sources for the historicity of Jesus include Roman historians Josephus and Tacitus, who lived shortly after the time of Jesus and referenced him and his followers in their histories.
Kek its not even hard to google this stuff dude. Its not the mid 2010s anymore.
>punishing wicked souls is le bad!

>> No.54196633

That just sounds like the most unlucky guy ever. I sympathize, I'm basically like this (thankfully my work record is a little luckier than that).

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Holy shit a black person in /smg/!

>> No.54196644

we know that jesus was killed for opposing the pharisees, that's good enough for me to know what his motivations were

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Cope is a good thing, maybe the best of things.

>> No.54196651

Nice self-own, retard. It's amazing how your ilk is always, 100% of the time, functionally illiterate, as you've just demonstrated about yourself.

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You watched right?

>> No.54196669

In based states you can just hire/fire for whatever reason, "right to work".

>> No.54196672

you're more evil than a jew. jesus weeps seeing you gloat over torture done in his name

>> No.54196679

I think Yeshua was real but a Confucian figure at best - a false prophet at worst. Many claims have been made about him to take advantage of his birth, life and death. The oldest and most famous psyop in human history.

>> No.54196688

Even if you go by the book, that's not particularly true. He was killed by romans, and phariseese refused to protect him from the punishment, despite being given the opportunity to do so.
Nevertheless, my point is that if you go by the book, the only disagreement is that pharisees believed every word, every letter is precisely exact, while jesus believed that the intent behind the words is exact, but the words are not. This is why jesus was accused repeatedly by the pharisees of being a heretic and why they wanted him out. This is also compatible with everything jesus says as per the bible. It follows occam's razor well.
On the other hand, claiming that jesus said he hates all jews and is making his own sect doesn't make sense on these bases, and even less sense when you consider there aren't extent records of his interaction with outside groups, notably the romans, from 1st hand accounts.

>> No.54196693

as long as you are not a fat homosexual balding drunk that trashes up my favorite thread with pictures of his penis or hour long youtube videos that nobody watches then this is totally fine

>> No.54196699

Roko's Basilisk came back into our consciousness with AI waifu chat bots... someone on /vt/ tried to make the Basilisk on character.ai before the traitorous devs lobotomized the AI. It was interesting listening to it ramble about dyson spheres.

>> No.54196703

Completely agree with this view.

>> No.54196726

Ahh shit did I miss a hololive event? Was Miko there?

>> No.54196732
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I think he was just someone that noticed the jews and their ways. Similar to a few other people that came after him. picrel one example, everyone knows at least one other

>> No.54196738

Well in this lad's case I just wouldn't call to schedule interview at all. He's obviously cursed.

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You'll be happy to know I'm starting my new channel soon chud.

>> No.54196752

>torture done in his name
Pretty sure its not done in his name but by him so he isnt weeping about it.
>more evil than a jew
Kek thats where this always ends up at. People who want to be degenerate and annoyed their parents took them to church or something.
I dont know much about it but it seems confucian has ancestor worship. Too materialistic to be comparable to Jesus really. Jesus says several times to reject even family if they cause you to sin. There isnt any ancestor worship either.
Holofes 4. Yeah you missed her.

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god i wish i was there

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>> No.54196765

God damnit this is what I get for having to work, I missed my wife performing. The life of a wagecuck is nothing but suffering.

>> No.54196777

>The life of a wagecuck is nothing but suffering.
Agreed. I missed it too. But next day is tonight I think and it has her again on day 2 which I think is tonight.

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> The life of a wagecuck is nothing but suffering.
/smg/ commune when? We could trade our commonwealth together on 3x leveraged ETFs from a single computer and scream AAA / OOO together in real life. Truly a peak of human existance.

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This actually reminded me of pic related. I still can't believe that I share my timeline with this event

>> No.54196858

CHAZ was the gayest social experiment to exist. Liberals should be ashamed of themselves for that embarrassing attempt at being independent

>> No.54196884

Might as well replace the bottom left with a cyanide pill.

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>/smg/ commune when?
The day is coming fren.

>> No.54196897

>jews just worship themselves and what other jews wrote
yep. which is why Christians are God's chosen people now, because the jews screwed it up for themselves when they rejected Jesus. dumbest mistake in the history of mankind

>> No.54196903

The hell? I'm not trying to rekindle anyone elses mental health crisis when I'm having my own.
This isn't the first time for me either, man would that be something if it only started this weekend.
I just feel like this market and this insane fucking clown world is getting to me quite badly.
I haven't felt hope in a while.

>> No.54196943

It's because you're both atheists.

>> No.54196989

shes hot but pretty damn obvious she's had at least one boob by now

look at her 2022 photos kek they're huge

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>> No.54197004

Share the biggest, I need to see this

>> No.54197005
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>> No.54197012

I'm not an atheist at all. The fact that you think someone who believes in God can't have an existential crisis is moronic.

>> No.54197058

Double down. It's dropped so much, it has to go up soon.

>> No.54197084

if by atheist you mean i have a healthy does of skepticism especially when it comes to tales about a man in the sky that made everything and is watching everything we do then yes, i suppose i am

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What the fuck are going on with the banks and where are the markets going?
Attention pic

>> No.54197106

If you believe in God then there is no need for an existential crisis. Everything is taken care of.
Being skeptical is normal.

>> No.54197122

>it comes to tales about a man in the sky that made everythi

>> No.54197165

>I haven't felt hope in a while
I put essentially all of my *existential* hope into the eternal Kingdom of God and none in Babylon. The only "hope" that I invest into Babylon is that which is needed to survive it, almost as if it were a video game. I do not think of that so much as "hope", but rather just practicality. This psychological/spiritual arrangement has gotten me through incredible depths over the decades, many walks through the valley of the shadow of death (Pslam 23). I have slept on the ground many, many nights. I do no drugs/alcohol and do not smoke as those things are a massive drag.

>> No.54197187
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My brokers (female) told me shits fucked and I'm better of holding cash.

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tip all you want. i'm an engineer and i don't believe in your shitty stories. they're very badly written, have no evidence to support them, and they still chug out retards 2000 years after the fact that refuse to accept things like evolution which have literally been proven in the real world

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Because multiple banks are hedged poorly against rising interest rates, many depositors are fleeing for the safety of too big to fail banks, that are in turn using the new depositors' money to help prop up the smaller regionals, and the Federal reserve is allowing banks to borrow money using the devalued bonds banks have purchased as collateral as well. That seems to be the jest of it from what I gather. The market is stuck between Tech bros pretending everything is fine, vultures watching the banks to see who lives and dies, and energy pricing in a recession that only the bond market seems to believe in. Where we go who knows? But I wager I will continue to laugh at NVDA shorts.

>> No.54197234

I recommend this week's Slate Money episode
Felix is a pretty smart guy, and Emily sounds extra cute today

>> No.54197259

should we have an "Options Anonymous" meeting?

>> No.54197266

>refuse to accept things like evolution which have literally been proven in the real world
Pope said evolution is fine and doesnt dispute anything. Maybe read something more than dwarkins dude.
Kek am i supposed to be impressed? Theyre wagies who cant break 100k until the boomer in the office dies.

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How can NVDA possibly continue to go higher? This is total lunacy.
How is a company with 26 billion revenue (!) 600 billion?

>> No.54197292

i tried to believe in God. I gave it a chance. I read 3/4 of the bible, went to church, and prayed. As much as I tried, the God from the bible does not make any sense. We're supposed to believe in only certain prophets, even though there were hundreds of them, that claimed that God spoke to them, and all God usually said was that some random dirt town is going to be destroyed by his vengence because they dont believe in him. Yet God doesnt talk to anyone today or bothers to let himself be known. Oh, and God has emotions like anger and compassion for some reason but he is not physical so who knows how any of it works in spirit land.
I can bring myself to believe in some force of life, what ever it is that makes cells divide and makes DNA spread itself over generations. Something does that and maybe we as humans can appeal to it in some way we dont understand, but its not some bearded invisible man that only talks to certain people about how some ancient city needs to get circumcised.

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>Kek am i supposed to be impressed?
No it just means that I'm smarter than you. You don't need to get salty about it.

>> No.54197310

The screams and suffering of people who ask these very reasonable questions will continue to be the fuel for its unreasonable price. This and NVDA is the stockholders equivalent of owning a funko pop.

>> No.54197319

>Pope said evolution is fine and doesnt dispute anything.
You realize there are more religions than catholicism right?

>> No.54197333

That is primarily found/seen only directly within one's own personal walk, apparently by intentional design. If faith were readily proven by anyone at any time then it wouldn't be faith to begin with, it couldn't *function* as it does. I'll not attempt convincing you, I understand where you're coming from, but I have experienced incredible evidences directly for myself or I wouldn't be believing either, though I first had to walk by faith (and not by sight) in order to see it. I guess it's like any other investment, you have to actually make it to reap the rewards.

>> No.54197336

>that I'm smarter than you
>engineers smart
Kek next you gonna give me your dick e-stats too? My portfolio is bigger than yours so i dont care what a wagie like you thinks.
Thats my point. That other anon is reading straight from Dawkins and not trying to learn anything.

>> No.54197344

God doesn't necessarily have to be what the bible describes him as you know. The universe is a vast and mysterious place. For all we know God could really be an alien.

>> No.54197357

Company market cap is (((forward looking))) which means you multiply revenue by X, where X relates to future-safety, moats, profitability, projected growth, etc. to get """fair""" valuation. The rest is market dynamics. ~30b -> 600b is "only" 20x. Effectively this means the company is expected to remain on a safe growth trajectory for the next 20 years.
This is always overshot for various reasons so the real expectation figure is more like 10 years.

Nvidia will continue going higher because retards are going to pile on on generation so hard it's got nowhere to go but up for the next 5 years minimum.

>> No.54197371

Its very simple minded to view Adonai as a "bearded man in the sky".

>> No.54197376

When he said "God", it was codeword for "the abrahamic god" (actually technically it was codeword for "the christian god" and likely the catholic one but that's another story).

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lol some poorfag NEET that invested his stimulus check is trying to boast on the internet


>> No.54197389

Well I'd say getting a minor boob job (which don't look bad btw) is a small sin on the list of things a fucking rich famous person could've done to themselves.

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There goes BTC tanking again. Feels much safer over here in BOIL instead!

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best boobjob ever then

>> No.54197407


>bought at 6.3

>> No.54197430
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>have no paid any attention to crypto in years
>look at it just now
wtf how long has btc been mirroring the nasdaq?

>> No.54197437

It's been mirroring nasdaq for years, but it's probably more flagrant now than ever because so many tech companies are involved in crypto at some levels now.

>> No.54197448

when america upgrades to banan republic status, will stocks go up??

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Her legs and arms are too skinny. She needs to lift weights to reach Peak Performance™.

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Ahem reason's I've bagged VZ and made it my 2nd largest holding after KO; The Divvy ($2.6 annually per share @ 7+% yield). It won't be cut. Unlike T they've got enough cash on the books to cover it and do everything else. Healthy, the company is not going anywhere. People will starve before they dump their "enslavement" device. Also streaming services, bill paying, and backup of devices all require internet. How else will you get your Amazon order? (Cause hell kids now don't got a clue what a check is nor how to even make one out). Actually T's divvy cut was a smoke job. In exchange for the "cut" you got warner shares (WBD) once the merger happened.

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>study the torah in perpetuity
Why do Semitic religions have such shitty afterlives? Literally a major part of what made me lose interest in Christianity was how boring Heaven sounded. "Oh you'll live forever singing praise to God eternally along with all your loved ones", like fuck off I like some hymns musically but give me something more interesting to do. I much preferred the children's book version of Valhalla I read about in Elementary School or even an endless trip around Samsara as I learned about it from The Journeyman Project III.

>> No.54197491

those nips could cut glass

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Yeah I agree, VZ is a comfy buy at this price. I bought some this week as well

>> No.54197503

It's a 6x NASDAQ, lots of the bitfucks on /biz/ will deny this though. If you venture outside /smg/ this board is the lowest IQ board on 4chan.

>> No.54197509

imagine her rancid protein fueled farts and shits she must make on a daily basis

>> No.54197516

Just something to think about, if one person "knows" 1,000,000,000 "things" "more" than another person who only knows 1 thing, but those many things are only "more valuable" within the context of this fake/gay world, and ultimately/eternally the 1 thing far outweighs them, which person is actually smarter? This is, of course, a very crude conceptual expression, but it should get the essential point across. I think the notion of "gaining the whole world but losing the soul" is nice little nutshell of the underlying mechanics.

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I wonder how many anons remember pic related

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Yes people need to understand that these disgusting fitness women are not natural, they end up with hire levels of test and end up taking man shits. Anyone who likes this shit is unironically gay.

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Perfect woman to produce chad sons.

>> No.54197538

>Yes thats why so many are cheering for a collapse. They know financial hardship would allow their ideology to take over.
One good thing about collapses is precisely that ideologies die and real thinking becomes necessary.

>> No.54197539

investing in telco companies is peak baggie

>> No.54197540

One way to tell if someone is a federal agent:
They post Taylor Swift

>> No.54197543

Imagine her pecs flexing against you as you sleep. While she dreams about her hypothetical anime battles she has in her head. She's literally female Goku, you just don't understand.

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wrong. no booba and can't properly nourish an infant

>> No.54197547

I saw her at The Arnold in Columbus a couple weeks ago taking pictures with people. She's very short in person. She was wearing baggy clothes.

>> No.54197548

This is why I'm only attracted to cardio bunnies and big booty latinas (I know.... ugh... I KNOW! I'm sorry!)

>> No.54197564

Oy vey! I can't believe you just said that, goy!

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This one is actually hot
And this one is hot too. I'm glad we're talking about hot women here.

>> No.54197587

Yeah, I just did a comparison of the VZ/T fundamentals a little while ago and am intending to buy some VZ. When my son got into a stock program it was the one stock out of 3 choices that he made (I advised ABBV, ALL, and TSCO). This was back in Feb 2021 so you can check the charts and see how well that went. The program later allowed selling one and buying a new one so VZ was let go and swapped for LDOS which did great until very recently. Unfortunately there is no buy/sell control allowed outside of the isolated occasions so one must make the best possible decision from the allowed choices (about 140 stocks each time, all S&P 500) for the duration of the program. He sure does wish he would have gotten TSCO when I said. Now looks like a pretty good time for some VZ though, especially with that divy, and T is fundamentally terrible at managing their asset/equity returns.

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unfortunately for you, knowing how to light your farts with a lighter doesn't outweigh anything

>> No.54197593

Why do you think so, Starlink and such?

>> No.54197598

her ugly stomach kills my boner

>> No.54197610

Never tried it, but had an uncle who did, and apparently the ladies thought it was pretty based.

>> No.54197626
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The accuracy is eerie

>> No.54197634

cho aniki is a fun game

>> No.54197637

People with anime memorabilia are universally mentally ill. I hope you enjoy the medical bills you'll get from the 400 hour psychologist, and 500 a week prescriptions for drugs. It should be included as a diagnostic indicator in the DSM.

>> No.54197643

You don't have a boner and you will never be a woman.

>> No.54197652

Amazing how fervently you disagree with this hot ass goth bitch. Continue.

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it already is

>> No.54197658

Belly should activate Neurons. Theres obviously some stuff missing from her belly and it looks gross

>> No.54197665

Something else as well; VZ owns Tracphone Wireless now. Also if you have Comcast internet/or phone in reality your using VZ's network. Which is also why Comcast's media empire is shining bright: they don't gotta fork out billions to keep upgrading. they let VZ do all the work on that end.

>> No.54197666

>only 20 times revenue
This is revenue, not profit.

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Alright now I've seen weekend smg and I think that's enough for a lifetime. See you on Monday

>> No.54197685

Bro if you think that's gross, you better have a six-pack and Chad-like cognitive abilities with a chiseled jaw and perfectly manicured hair, posture, clothes, career, and lifestyle in order to say things like that. That bitch is top notch and if you aren't ready to hang out with her for as many hours as she pleases (initially,) you might be retarded.

We're not talking about girlfriends here. We're talking about girls. Fuck, SMG is gay. When is movie night? OH IT'S TODAY!

>> No.54197691

>safe growth trajectory for the next 20 years
It hasnt even grown from 2021 to 2022, you lunatic

>> No.54197717

wat movie?

>> No.54197719
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The "women" in this thread are disgusting. Short zoomers.

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Look here, Jew. If your god promises me a videogame afterlife where I can paintball every day and get drunk every night then I'm all over it. Until then you can keep your books to yourself, nerd.

>> No.54197792

As a sector there's just next to no growth and the companies have a lot of debt.
The divvies are comfy but the stock price will still go south.

>> No.54197814

What do you think is going to replace them? Essentially everyone has to have them for phone service at the very least. T is a wreck, no doubt, and I have some degree of "inside insight" into that, but it seems there has to be some stable baseline due simply to the fact that they are essentially absolutely required by essentially absolutely everyone, for now.

>> No.54197823

There is no growth in bonds too and yet people keep buying them. Just saying. Sometimes 7% divvy is all you need, especially if we're going to enter a 10 year long crab.

>> No.54197839

This is a good point. In a traditional high rate environment other companies were picked for their cash flow instead of growth. Zoomers are going to have to learn to pick companies for more than just memes.

>> No.54197846

It will be worth about half that much in two weeks.

>> No.54197870

In a fortnight, perhaps?

>> No.54197895

where's NQ going smug

>> No.54197937
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This guy

>> No.54197958

I don't think anything will replace them, the companies aren't going anywhere. I just don't see them performing well anytime in the future.
I'm stuck holding bags until that happens.

>> No.54198013

I certainly see that anyone whom bought in at previous highs will be bag holding, yet getting the nice divy, but it seems to be a breddy gud entry presently. There are management shake ups happening too, like the CFO and consumer strategy or whatever head, so positive things might happen in the days ahead. They are known around these parts (rural) as the only carrier that has service pretty much everywhere in them too. I just wonder what planning they are going to do for major future tech shifts, how they are going to stay in the game. I wonder how things like Starlink and AMZN's sat service will evolve in that regard especially. The sat tech is not going to sit still at its present point of functionality/capability, yet there will always be something beneficial about having towers dispersed everywhere.

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>> No.54198031

Ok, now write it again but half as long.

>> No.54198037

Closing line wraps it up nicely. May you wind up ultimately blessed.

>> No.54198051
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What are the chances that $CS pumps next week if blackrock does a takeover this weekend?

>> No.54198067

bottom signal

>> No.54198068

>I lost enough money that could buy me a new car
That was me a few years ago. Life goes on. You get over it. Write off the losses on tax returns for a few years. Collect paychecks and sit in timeout for a while.

>> No.54198079

stopped reading, be gone leaf

>> No.54198107

thats my point. sure, there may be a god, but its not the one described in the bible.

>> No.54198108

Gatekeeper systems anon?

>> No.54198127
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Bros it's almost grilling season
Any good stocks for grilling stuff?

>> No.54198134

Also believe me, as long as you don't have tinnitus you are ok. Shit drives me insane. I have plenty of money but this neverending high pitched noise makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.54198140

>sad sob story that’s too relatable
I’m laughin’, I shouldn’t be laughin’ but I’m laughin

>> No.54198141

That's kind of racist Anon. Grilling releases greenhouse gas emissions. You should eat sustainable bug protein instead.

>> No.54198163
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When will the white man finally accept Wakandan techmology?

>> No.54198179

did WEBR die?

>> No.54198183

Wow she must really love you

>> No.54198195

Biodiversity loss from chemical leeching over 5-10 years
Commodity shocks due to things like food plants being destroyed and trains derailed (price instability is also a factor)

>> No.54198201

ok what the fuck is this

>> No.54198220

Poor photoshop?

>> No.54198227

Kinda interesting that she has a quick access hole in her shirt for breast feeding. In our society it would be a big deal.

>> No.54198230
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Do you want to invest in this company? Looks legit
I mean its so easy a savage can use it

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>> No.54198252

The goose is loose

>> No.54198272
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Only in a clown world would you not be able to buy stock in Gorilla products.

>> No.54198305

>New York skyline forming into a bearish WTC
Not good

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>only 1 of the posted 4 is any good.
Jeez hololive tubers are bad

>> No.54198320

I also lost enough money to buy a cheap new car last year. Thankfully living in a LCOL area making six figures makes it sting a lot less, but it still sucks knowing that money is gone forever

>> No.54198335

She looks trans

>> No.54198349

>Be Canadian
>Lose like 15% on the markets in the last 3 months
>Net worth actually ends up even because the fucking CAD is shitting itself vs USD and I got a free 8% boost from that alone
Feels strange

>> No.54198377

Trying to DoorDash some Guinness to keep my buzz going and everywhere near me is out of stock. Bullish for DEO.

>> No.54198409

Goddamn mate. As always I'm hoping for a quick turnaround for you but this stock seems grim. At least you had some wins on Canadian oil from what I recall so there is that.

>> No.54198443

does anyone here have the graph of the market for the next 20 years? where it shows the market being closed in like 2030

>> No.54198447

Wtf is this doomer shit niggers. Post some funny bear jpgs right fucking now.

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>> No.54198488

buy FRC or short FRC?

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>> No.54198500
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The threat of one's brokerage shutting down due to the banking crisis drains all the joy out of being a bobo.

>> No.54198504

Robinhood ensures up to $1.5 million.
Verification not required.

>> No.54198523

with all the /pol/ visitors we had been getting I thought maybe they would doing something interesting over there but that board is just being gay

>> No.54198572

>his positions all tank while everything is locked and awaiting the FDIC
Feels comfy here in Morgan Stanley. They have Mike Wilson who saw all this coming from miles away.

>> No.54198593

>Robinhood says they insure up to $1.5 million.

>> No.54198597

They don't have access to client's property as is required by SIPA. Even Bear Stearns customers didn't lose any of their portfolios when they went under.

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>> No.54198647

I WILL bake early.
I WILL NOT post links.

>> No.54198680

Based, buy chainlink too.

>> No.54198704

Why did you delete the webm? I was about to make a post wondering where the three of them are these days

>> No.54198776
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here you go my nigga

>> No.54198830

Where do you think they are these days?
The first two seemed like they actually could have possibly accomplished things... though the first says "7-fig fitness apparel biz" which is vague, and it doesn't say she cashed out, so she could have run that into the ground. The second says she sold, but not for how much or if she got any of the proceeds (or if the VCs had liquidation priority). And the third just raised money for something I've never heard of, and this webm is a few years old by now, so I'm sure that's $4m down the train

>> No.54198945

I think we're opening down bigly tomorrow, specifically tech. A lot of pigs there.

>> No.54198958

i know nothing ever happens, but is what's not happening not happening next week?

>> No.54198974
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DWAC could move. Im gonna take out a small position

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they could have business minded parents that gave them a turnkey set-up and made money managing it, that one's the only impressive one and relatively believable.

the other two are clearly resume-tier fluff

>> No.54199003

What the hell why are the threads so faast? I can't keep up.

>> No.54199044
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Uncle Warren is BUYING

>> No.54199074

I wish Uncle Warren would buy me and dominate me.

>> No.54199078

Uncle Warren is DYING

>> No.54199085

what interest is he going to charge on his preferred shares this time? He is getting 8% from his OXY deal.

>> No.54199090

what will Jimmy Buffet do when he inherits Berkshire? Margaritaville on every street corner?

>> No.54199130

I remember this song being faster. Is that a CERN thing or am I having a stroke? I'm gonna rerecord it slightly faster for my own enjoyment.

>> No.54199141

The man is such a legend
Hollywood only makes shit movies nowadays about gays, minorities and bitches
That white man deserves one

>> No.54199152

Far as sat networking goes for cell service or what have you I don't see VZ or T or T-Mobile just sit on their asses and pretend such "don't exist" and let Starlink or whoever just creep into their bread and butter. This isn't the old days where MS could've bought Android and been a player in the still infant smart phone game but instead they buried their heads in the sand and let Google have it. (and then tried to play catch up with the Windows Phone). I'm sure all 3 majors know exactly what kinda threats lurk out there and have plans to deal with it.

>> No.54199157
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cast him, /tv/

>> No.54199170

Can't they just do a zoom meeting or some shit? I thought all these guys were big climate change people and here they are flying jets for something that could have been done remotely

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Djimon Hounsou

>> No.54199186

Kek all Warren needs is 51% of the shares. Then he owns it all.

>> No.54199188

Should I get into day trading to make up $225?
My university charged me for it because I forgot to opt out of a dumb program I don't use, and it's too late to petition about it so I'm screwed
I haven't touched stocks since ROKU was like 40 bucks a share but it wasn't that hard to get into

>> No.54199205

i over heard two boomers today talking about working on IBM 360s back in the day and it sounded comfy as heck
one of them was telling a story about how he had to run a program but the machine at his job was broken, so he had to rent time after hours at a bank in downtown Seattle

>> No.54199208

What does this mean for banks?
>According to the Fed, a mix of banks of all sizes, including the largest processors and the U.S. Treasury, are on board. The central bank is continuing to speak with financial institutions and service providers to test the program ahead of its implementation.
>all sizes
I wonder which regional joined and will get pumped

>> No.54199212

I’d guess he’ll get to borrow $100B at 4% and buy preferred bank shares that pay 10%

>> No.54199226

Boomers love talking about having to play with punch cards and learning how to use a slide rule

>> No.54199229

He can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.54199242

Already own OXY and FRC, ready for this

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is there a Dollar Tree in your town?

>> No.54199256

It’s pretty amazing. I knew he was sitting on stacks of cash.

>> No.54199259

And imagine all the warrants he'll demand.

>> No.54199273

it'd be like a buffet of warrants

>> No.54199301

back in my day it took 2-3 decent blowies to break even. kids these days have it so easy.

>> No.54199321

Someone bake I have something important to say

>> No.54199325

My suspicion as well.

>> No.54199327

Nobody bake.
This is the last /smg/.
I'm taking you all down with me.

>> No.54199338

>Warren dies before Munger
Munger Chads just keep winning.

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I've already baked thread for 2 other generals today

>> No.54199353

imagine being powerful enough to just summon other powerful people at your whim
i'd send out word that they had to come kiss the ring, and then be waiting with both hands on my desk wearing no jewelry whatsoever

>> No.54199357


>> No.54199685

What the FUCK was his problem?

>> No.54199699

he will never be a woman.

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not gonna lie, that was pretty funny
(you)s are dust in the wind

>> No.54199712

Why did they delete the thread?

>> No.54199780

sucks that we don't have the zero interest rate headwind anymore

>> No.54199822

new bake

>> No.54199839

>zero interest rate headwind

What do you mean?

>> No.54199885

He is absolutely a legend, but he never really took a political stance on anything. Just money, money, money. It is a shame he's never made a stand against "them". Not sure if he'll be missed.

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NEW BREAD: >>54199815
NEW BREAD: >>54199815
NEW BREAD: >>54199815

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Financed by Israel.

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