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54195536 No.54195536 [Reply] [Original]

Will these influencer wagies survive the Great Redundancy?

>> No.54195553

>>54195536
You'll be with em faggot spammer.

>> No.54195559

>>54195536
yeah. they will continue to have more sex and make more money than you. cope and seethe.

>> No.54195560

>>54195536
>wakes up at 6:30
Hopefully.

>> No.54195563

>>54195553
/thread

>> No.54195570

>>54195553
>>54195536
we hate these women for getting an education and being sexually active and finding a well-paying and easy job.
They are inferior to us

>> No.54195572

>>54195559
>SEXSEXEX
You're a literal virgin lol.

>> No.54195593

>>54195572
i had sex with a woman last night. want to sniff my cock? i'll let you.

>> No.54195632

>>54195593
i bet it smells like shit.

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>>54195553
>>54195559
>>54195563
>>54195570
*SLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPP*

>> No.54195665

>>54195572
>The entirety of human achievements has been to pursue mates and provide more resources to your off spring
>Has been this way for millennia
>LOLOLOLOL SEX IS OVER RATED

>> No.54195833
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>>54195536
unbothered. moisturized. in my lane.

>> No.54195873

Why do all these videos have so many bullshit sugary snacks, $8 coffees and bullshit food? Is that all these roasties think about is snacking and filming their own shit holes?

>> No.54195895

>>54195873
"young professionals," especially women, are relentless consumers.
>$10-15 bagel and coffee for breakfast
>$15-20 salad for lunch
>$20-30 takeout for dinner
>wtf where did the $2kmonth left over after my other bills go

>> No.54195971

>>54195833
Imagine if he put this energy into the gym

>> No.54195989

>>54195833
This popcorn influencer is the best

>> No.54196005

>>54195570
you post this in every thread and its not nearly as clever as you think it is

>> No.54196056

>>54195971
dont shit on /our wagecuck/

>> No.54196070

Do people really exercise first thing in the morning like that?

>> No.54196093

>>54196070
No, women only post fake bullshit on social media

>> No.54196327

>>54196070
One Maori I worked with Scaffolding would do his exercise first thing in the morning and come to work fucked.

>> No.54196465

>>54196070
I do. Literally wake up and go right to the gym. I eat breakfast immediately after.

>> No.54196482

>>54195536
no lol they're the first ones to go

>> No.54196496

>>54195833
good for him! if he brings that energy and positive work ethic with him every day, he'll work his way up to senior VP in 30 years!

>> No.54196505

>>54195536
no wonder americans take so many psycho drugs, it feels so empty that the person in the vid wouldnt probably even understand me explaining it to her

>> No.54196525

>>54195536
7.40 hours =/= 8 hours. Get more sleep chud

>>54195665
and the culmination of all that achievement was you. I say again: sex is overrated.

>>54195833
love the skills, way too much fucking butter

>> No.54196576

>>54195536
What the hell is devos?

>> No.54196583

>>54196070
I do. What else should I be doing?

>> No.54196591

>>54195833
this is the /biz/ webm of 2023
food truck girl was sooo last year

>> No.54196631

>>54196070
I typically do, why is that the craziest thing to you fatty?

>> No.54196796

>>54196631
post body

>> No.54196802
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>>54195536
Now I work at a large company
It had all the ESG trimmings
Got the "employee resource group" bullshit for every special interest
Got all the company chat channels with minorities and women whining and congratulating each-other for bravery
Enter the layoffs last spring
Recruiters (mostly blacks and women) were all laid off except for a select few
Slack message goes out from management noting that we're restructuring ESG and DEI
Team leads will be responsible for achieving DEI goals
Only team leads don't give a shit and just want to ship code so they hire (and fire) according to ability
Now this isn't the case with a centralized DEI body that can ignore results and create a negative externality so long as they hit their diversity quotas
Go check the DEI slack channels a few months after the layoffs
Unbelievable shift in tone. Channels used to be full of chatter and people discussing activism goals and demands to make of the company.
Every diversity-based group is empty.
Most of the members of these groups are inactive (fired/laid off)
You start to realize that DEI is a luxury, not a necessity
A few months later we had some company-wide meeting and someone asked about our diversity stats.
Now we're like 80% white/(((white))) with a few dozen asians and pajeets
Urge to ask "if diversity is our strength, why did we let it decrease when the market was tough instead of increasing it?", but I resist.
Stop and take a minute to read the first letter of each sentence

>> No.54197014

how the fuck can you consult about anything at 22 years old?

>> No.54197279

>>54196576
Devotionals

>> No.54197299

>>54197014
Consulting companies are basically meat grinders, they need new recruits to keep the machine going. The new recruits are just slave labor for the higher ups, until the higher ups leave, then these new recruits age into new roles as they gain experience. And the cycle continues.

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>>54195536
No

They will be working the corner for a mercury dime in the future

>> No.54197399

>>54197014
it's fcking amazing how many retards are consultants. I've dealt with ever type of business and every type of position.

>bottom line: nobody really knows wtf they are doing from consultants to CEOs. It's actually amazing that ANYTHING in our SoCiEtY even kind of works

literally it's a miracle from god that we can even power our homes without burning the whole block down srsly

>> No.54197423

>>54197299
Where do the higher ups go? Isn't being a partner at a firm very lucrative?

>> No.54197499

>>54197014
I’ll consult with her on how far my dick can go down her slutty throat

>> No.54197512

>>54196802
>Urge to ask "if diversity is our strength, why did we let it decrease when the market was tough instead of increasing it?", but I resist.

Would've been worth getting fired to say this

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>>54196802
topkek

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>>54195833
>all that butter
>probably isn't even real butter

>> No.54197600

>>54196802
Well played.

Is the story real though?

>> No.54197650

>>54197600
Story is real.
I have other friends in the industry who have seen a similar dynamic play out.
https://www.fastcompany.com/90855309/what-happened-companies-commitment-dei

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wtf is a "devos"?

>> No.54197680

>>54195536
>works from 9am to 6:30pm
>somehow a slacker

>> No.54197692

>>54197014
If you get an ivy league degree they assume you know everything. Typically the real consultants have some experience and MBAs from brand name schools. She isn't a consultant but some low level ANALyst that does the real work.
> Fucking hate management consultant niggers.

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>>54196802

>> No.54197918

>>54195536
Consultant of what? Sucking cock?

>> No.54197975

>>54195833
Am I supposed to be mocking this dude? Yeah he's fat, but he clearly takes pride in his work so I have nothing but respect for the man on the job.

>> No.54197989

>>54195559
why are there so many jews stinking up our boards with their ugly ass hook noses? why do they consider lust a virtue?

>> No.54197999

>>54196525
a VHS slur. lol. nice one kevin smith. how is your he-man show doing?

>> No.54198010

4am wake up, breakfast and instant coffee, shit, shower, shave
5am, walk my dogs
6am head into work
7 am toolbox meeting
10am smoko
11am there was a punch on at work
12pm pub lunch with the bois
3 pm head to pub after work, win 50 Bux on the pokies, call the office for jobs tomorrow
4pm, groceries on the way home
5 pm feed and walk my dogs
6pm call
7 pm fuck the mises
8pm sleep

>> No.54198045

>>54197399
the whole system is running off the wealth from the GI generation. look at all the major highways and infrastructure; it was built 1960s or before. boomers built their wealth and experience in the 70s/80s and are just milking it. this slow collapse is far worse than a big collapse. at least the Great Depression in the 30s lead to a boom time in the 1940s

>> No.54198062

>>54197975
>Am I supposed to be mocking this dude? Yeah he's fat, but he clearly takes pride in his work so I have nothing but respect for the man on the job.

most Yankees are fat now. he isn't even that fat relative to his peers

>> No.54198063

>>54196802
>Stop and take a minute to read the first letter of each sentence
Unimaginably based.

>> No.54198098

>>54198010
Being a tradie in Australia really is the ideal life.

I’m shocked no one seems to of worked that out yet.

>> No.54198665

>>54196802
Everything before the last line: based
Upon reading the last line: based+