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ATTENTION NEWFAGS!

Now that btc is pumping you may be wondering how to make money. I’ll break it down for you

Bitcoin will pump whilst alts will lag in 2023. Go all in BTC in 23.
Alts will catch up with BTC in 2024. Go all in alts in 24.
Dogshit meme coins and nfts will pump 10000x in 2025. Go all in dog-fart-aids-ebola-sex-elon-nigger coin or whatever the fuck else in 2025.
Cash it all out into stables in 2026.
Hopefully you should be a millionaire by now, or substantially rich

I will be the only one telling you this helpful advice. Most will try and jump the gun and start promoting pajeet shitcoins. By all means try but sell as early as possible as nothing will pump massively until 2025. Good luck.

>> No.54190804
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54190804

>>54190786
here since 16, but capped!
I am curious it ll be different this time™ or not, just like we had no blow off top.

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54190872

>>54190786
why would I do that when I can just make money off of Bitcoin *and* alts?

>> No.54190886

>>54190786
This pump will last just a few months, it'll be extremely vertical and crash just as quickly, if not faster.

It'll hit new ATH, it won't be a classic accumulation till 2024 like most midwits like you OP think.

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Here's the real truth: nobody knows what will happen. That is all.

>> No.54190958

>>54190930
this but this >>54190886 is more likely than this >>54190786

>> No.54190986

Look we are all trying to bait newfags but you have to be a bit more subtle than this.

>> No.54191040

>>54190786
>Go all in alts in 24.
Yeah good idea, wait until alts are 3-5x what they are now. That's a good entry.
Of all the godfucked posts in this godraped place, I just had to stumble upon yours. This is the most autistic, most infuriatingly abnormal bullshit I've ever fucking read on a website that is lowkey funded by the government to act as a neckbeard autist containment zone, so maybe some of you mouthbreathers won't shoot up a school, being too busy arguing about which waifu would give the best footjobs if waifus were real and you had a dick long enough for footjobs.
Your bullshit singlehandedly managed to ruin my fucking day by reminding me that yes, mongoloids like you actually exist, you live among us, I have to share my air with you, and it's not legal to eradicate you from the gene pool.
Thanks a lot, trisomic non fren.

>> No.54191057

>>54190786
Bro I randomly put 300$ in like... a week ago. I figure with a US banking scare people would look at alternative investment options. got scared after it dipped like 10% then sold the next day and lost like 20$ in processing fees. I don't have the will for this game.

>> No.54191060

>>54191040
i know my alts are up fucking huge since january this copypasta faggot don't know shit

>> No.54191149

>>54191057
If 10% off 300 got you spooked it’s over for you