/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54186305]

Lavender Futures Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54181421

[Anonymous No.54186322]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.54186336]

What goyslop should I order boys I'm super high and watching financial doomer jewtube vids pretty comfy ngl

[Anonymous No.54186349]

>>54186336
Toca hell, the ultimate goyslop

[Anonymous No.54186352]

Bros
Spin here

I got laid

[Anonymous No.54186367]

>>54186305
>The Nasdaq Jumped More Than 4% While the Dow Fell—That Hasn't Happened Since 2001

Oh fuck me, we really are in Dot Com Bubble 2.0

[Anonymous No.54186382]

Suicide Pact if stocks don't rebound next week?

[Anonymous No.54186405]

>>54186322
>STOCKS ENTER EXTENDED HALT
>EXPERT: "COULD BE AS LONG AS 48 HOURS"

[Anonymous No.54186412]

I have done zero dd, I kinda want dominos and to buy the bac dip, will I regret either of these decisions?

[Anonymous No.54186419]

>>54186412
dominos sounds tasty af

[Anonymous No.54186420]

>>54186412
>dominos
You mean, like, DPZ or physical settlement of Dominos futures (a.k.a. random size pizzas)?

[Anonymous No.54186424]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.54186426]

>>54186033
Selling a covered call or CSP doesn't have any major risk, and it's easy to get approval from your broker (versus naked options which require the highest level approval. As for selling options, I like to look at the volatility skew (smile and smirk). SPY for example has a volatility smirk. Basically the IV for OTM puts is higher than OTM calls. What this does is give you more premium for selling, and a statistical advantage. Compare the delta 16 premium (1 standard deviation move) for the call and put with SPY at whatever expiration date. You'll see that the put has a higher price. So it would make more sense to sell a put. With a volatility smile, both the put and call will have a higher IV than ATM. So it wouldn't matter if you were selling CC's or CSP's. Figure that out for BOIL and see if there's enough options liquidity (bid/ask spread) to make it worth while. Generally people will do 30 DTE to 45 DTE, and a delta of 10 to 30.

[Anonymous No.54186443]

>>54186426
Capped and saved for study, very much appreciated. I am approved for Level II btw.

[Anonymous No.54186449]

>>54186420
Handmade bacon pan pizza with a hedge of ko. Taking delivery of the physical commodity asap.

[Anonymous No.54186464]

>>54186424
>beach house
Good Baltimore band

[Anonymous No.54186473]

Why doesn't the government just let regional banks die and scare everyone into holding money? That will stop inflation

[Anonymous No.54186482]

It's a long road
When you face the markets alone
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold
You can find gains
If you search within yourself
And that emptiness you felt
Will disappear
And then a bobo comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your long aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a bobo lies within you.

Jerome knows
Crashing are hard to follow
But don't let anyone
Tear them away, hey yeah
Hold on
And then a bobo comes along
With the strength to crash it all
And you cast your hope aside
And you know no one can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be short
And you'll finally see the truth
That a bobo lies in you
That a bobo lies in you
Mmm, That a bobo lies in you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IA3ZvCkRkQ

[Anonymous No.54186510]

poop

[Anonymous No.54186512]

>>54186412
BAC is underwater on their treasuries and mortgage originations are down. But they arent at risk due to the size of their deposits.

[Anonymous No.54186537]

>>54186473
Contagion risk and soneones got to buy their shit. Fed was wrong to give the crackfiend a bump though. We were supposed to go cold turkey

[Anonymous No.54186539]

On Feb 20th, you faggots were shitposting portfolios to invest in. Well, a month later, here's the results.
>>53780424, a conservative mix of 33% SOXL, BOIL, and SKY
>Down 11%

>>53781696, a more balanced portfolio that would have made money if JPM didn't shit the bed. It's only down 1.95% overall. Very good!

[Anonymous No.54186541]

>>54186510
Haha. :D

[Anonymous No.54186561]

>>54186473
Banks have learned that they will be rewarded for fucking up, so no effort is made to not hold the world hostage as they gamble with other people's money. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.54186564]

>>54186305
>Lavender
OP is an antisemite

[Anonymous No.54186566]

Ha

[Anonymous No.54186570]

>>54186539
looked at your entry and chart. SOXL is a hold it's retesting support, no clue wtf boil is kek, SKY is coming down more you will be a baggie on that one.

[Anonymous No.54186584]

>>54186566
The optimal strategy in monopoly is to buy 3-4 houses on properties but never building hotels, since there is a fixed quantity of both. If you have enough houses to wreck the supply, you can cockblock the opponents from building any. Also the properties just after jail are more likely to be landed on. Also "Free Parking" bonus money is a cope used by shitty players for free money, it's not tournament legal.

(I do like the idea of landing on Go and getting double money)

[Anonymous No.54186595]

>>54186570
Oh I didn't buy shit. These are two theoretical /biz/core portfolios, with $10,000 starting. Entry points didn't matter, this was doing simulated market buys on that date.

[Anonymous No.54186620]

>>54186539
>LSMG down 11%
>SPY down like 5% in the same time
>Commodities down like 6%
>Russell down like 11%

Honestly, I'd say tying the benchmark and beating expectations.

[Anonymous No.54186632]

>>54186570
>no clue wtf boil is kek,
SVB tourist spotted

[Anonymous No.54186636]

getting old is shit
literally shit
I hate my asshole

[Anonymous No.54186657]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54186677]

>>54186657
You should try the Japanese yield curve one of these days. I hear it can get extra kinky.

[Anonymous No.54186686]

>>54186443
No problem. Pic related might help. You can see that SPY has a higher IV on the OTM put side. Which means more premium for selling. If you look at the April 21 Exp date (16 delta) on the options chain, the call has a premium of $1.82. And the put has a premium of $3.10. Much more premium.

The put skew also gives you a statistical advantage with price movement. The current SPY price is $391. The 16 delta call strike is $414, and the 16 delta put strike is $361. SPY has to go up $23 to hit the call strike. But has to go down $30 to hit the put strike.

[Anonymous No.54186705]

>>54186620
J-just purging malinvestment right? This is totally a good thing?

[Anonymous No.54186722]

>>54186686
What are your thoughts for doing a pairs trade, but writing CC/CSP's against your positions?

[Anonymous No.54186738]

>>54186305
Putting 15K into my brokerage account Monday. What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.54186753]

>>54186722
Pairs trading is down to the millisecond and used as arbitrage by computers far more powerful than your macbook laptop. There is also no such thing as writing Cash-Secured Puts "against your position", its a totally separate transaction requiring its own separate capital- hence why its called "Cash-Secured" Puts.

[Anonymous No.54186781]

>>54186738
Either some axes and shovels
>nvda
or join the biggest miner
>meta

[Anonymous No.54186804]

Shill me your favourite gold mining stocks

[Anonymous No.54186813]

>>54186367
Cramer told everyone to buy nvda just as the ceo cashed out 100 million before the coming collapse. Tells you all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.54186819]

>>54186781
>nvda
>146% P/E
that's a no from me senpai

[Anonymous No.54186822]

>>54186753
When you're doing pairs trading as a form of arbitrage, yes, it's very quick, and I don't expect to do that. It's more like longing one ticker and shorting another as a form of hedging. Eg, +KO -PEP.
So now you have two separate positions hedging each other. In a simple example, 600 KO should roughly equal 200 PEP (ignoring fees, margin, and ATR/volatility on price movements). This means your portfolio should more or less retain the same value. From there, you can write CCs or CSPs against those positions. Think of it as a wheel strategy, but you're doing it with two tickers that are hedging eachother.
I had the idea today but I'm going to look into it; I later found some post on a forum from 2009 that suggested it only works in sideways markets, which might actually be a benefit right now.
And if you're wondering why KO has an ITM and OTM CC, it's because that leg would be done in a TFSA which doesn't allow CSPs but an ITM CC is a workaround

[Anonymous No.54186842]

>>54186722
>pairs trade
No clue if it would work.

[Anonymous No.54186843]

>>54186367
The Nasdaq is pretty much just long dated debt. When long end yields drop tech can outperform because zombies can load up on cheaper debt to pay off their more expensive debt.

[Anonymous No.54186854]

Have any AQB lads ever come across BSFC? They sell crabs which is perfect for this market environment.

[Anonymous No.54186864]

>>54186854
Genetically modified salmon is nice and all, but who makes the carrying case? That's where the big money is

[Anonymous No.54186865]

what are the financial implications of being able to 100% winrate every single trade?

if you could theoretically 2x every single day, until some external force stopped you (the exchange running out of money?) what would it be?

would the entire world collapse?

[Anonymous No.54186876]

>>54186865
You're called a "breakout risk" (eg retail/non elite person) making it big and would be watched and coerced into playing ball

[Anonymous No.54186939]

>>54186822
I went through a Pairs Trading phase long ago, its going to be extremely difficult and overall not worth the effort looking/waiting for Pairs Trading set ups to occur on something like a Daily Chart, but you do you. As for Cash-Secured Puts, they do not function at all like Covered Calls and you cannot write them against shares you already own, it is a separate trade all on its own that requires its own capital. The strategy you are describing in sideways markets is known as an Iron Condor, and it involves being approved for Naked Selling- you short Calls are not covered and your short Puts are no cash-secured. In an Iron Condor you sell both a Naked Call and a Naked Put, then buy a cheaper call above the short call strike and a cheaper put below the short strike to cover your short positions in case trade goes against you- your profit is the total credit collected between the long and short strikes on each end of your trade when all your contracts successfully expire worthless. Totally different than what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.54186956]

>>54186865
You eventually become so big that you "become" the market and there's no one left bigger than you to take money from.

[Anonymous No.54186977]

>>54186539

[Anonymous No.54186982]

>>54186939
>As for Cash-Secured Puts, they do not function at all like Covered Calls and you cannot write them against shares you already own, it is a separate trade all on its own that requires its own capital
Yes, I realize this. Tax-advantaged accounts cannot be short on securities, which means you cannot write CSPs in them. Writing a deep ITM CC against owned shares is functionally equivalent to CSPs, except it has the extra overhead of buying the shares in advance (fees). Otherwise, the risk and payoff is identical (though maybe a few dollars less premium since puts have more IV priced into them)

>it involves being approved for Naked Selling
>your short Calls are not covered and your short Puts are not cash-secured
>then buy a cheaper call above the short call strike and a cheaper put below the short strike to cover your short positions in case trade goes against you
Your short legs are literally hedged by your long legs. You don't need Lv 4 approval to "write naked options" because you only lose on the spread between them. You have defined risk.

[Anonymous No.54186998]

>Red Friday
Green week confirmed for next week

[Anonymous No.54187005]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54187043]

>>54186982
My broker still required approval for Naked Selling, even if you are covering your short options with long options.

[Anonymous No.54187059]

>>54187043
Dude just take your pants off, how are they gonna know? You don't need to tell them

[Anonymous No.54187061]

>>54186686
Capped and saved also, very much appreciated. Hopefully I can overcome retardation and internalize some of this. I like the idea of regularly selling options on my holdings as a long term generator, but I am far from sure of being capable to whatever degree it is possible. I also hope to learn how to use it as a hedge. I can't help but wonder if I had already understood all of this to enough of a degree, could I have significantly reduced losses.

[Anonymous No.54187065]

Call me a retard and tell me everything is gonna be okay and that I should kms for being retarded

[Anonymous No.54187082]

>>54187043
The game really is rigged against us

[Anonymous No.54187101]

>>54187065
It's difficult but you can recover from a 40% drawdown. The flip side is to 2.5x your money. At this point you should learn from your mistakes and practice better risk management.
You could be like my sister who bought RIVN a week after their IPO and put $2000 in it and lost 80%. There's no coming back from that

[Anonymous No.54187111]

>>54187065
your account is small enough that it isn't like you threw away your golden ticket. Halving your shit in one day though is pretty bad if you didn't get justed by a news event.

[Anonymous No.54187142]

>>54187101
>>54187111
It took me 7 months to save up that 15k I started with last week so I know it isn't the end of the world but it just feels demoralizing going into work knowing I'm behind. Fucking sucks, but I'll take it as a lesson.

[Anonymous No.54187158]

>Mark Zuckerberg warns in $META layoffs announcement to prepare for a ‘new economic reality’ that could last ‘many years’, per BI

Oh fug, 2023 is gonna be a real bumblefucked year isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54187173]

>>54187142
You should put some percentage of your wealth into stable assets (GICs, treasuries, metals, even cash if you don't mind the inflation tax), something like 15-30% depending on your age. Otherwise dump the rest into your investing account, but you should size your positions so that you lose no more than 2-3% total account size on a bad trade

[Anonymous No.54187175]

>>54186657
There has to be an alternate maid graph, but she has monstrous chounyuu tits that point at the line kek

[Anonymous No.54187180]

What are the most compelling actively-managed funds?
A lot of you like JEPI and JEPQ. What else?

[Anonymous No.54187206]

>>54186305
Top stock picks for an easy 5-10%?

I'm eyeing tesla google and BRK, amazon too. (Blue chip only).

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187214]

>>54186657
this was very based.
thanks for your post, anon.

[Anonymous No.54187235]

>>54187214
Hey bb! I feel like you and me are overdue for a vacation. We both work hard. I think we should take a couples retreat to someplace warm like the Bahamas. What do you think? I mean obviously you'll be fronting the bill because you're a richfag. But we're definitely overdue. If you can think of a better location let me know. Let's take a couples retreat.

[Anonymous No.54187258]

>>54187173
My goal is to save up 50k so I can have enough for 20% on a townhouse by the time I'm 27 or 28. Figured I could put 20-30k into an account and with a 15-20% return shave a few months off my time frame. I got too greedy with FRC and bought at the top when I already made a good 30%. When I get back to 20k in savings I'll make sure to not be a retard and actually practice some risk management. At this point I'm just gonna go down with the ship as retarded as it sounds until JPM buys them out for pennies.
/blog

[Anonymous No.54187269]

>>54187206
Consider stocks that are currently beaten down because people are worried about a banking crisis. Bank of America, Charles Schwab, and regional bank stocks, for example. If you think such fears are overblown, there may be some opportunity to profit from temporarily cheap stocks.

[Anonymous No.54187270]

>>54187206
TQQQ

[Anonymous No.54187276]

>>54187142
Anon what kind of shit you bought? Why didnt you set stop losses?

[Anonymous No.54187280]

holy shit i love bear markets. its literally easier than bull markets. the only thing that makes me rage is how limited i am with money so i cant get a million puts on banks for free money. today was glorious. literally every day is a guaranted 25% drop on first republic bank. shits wild its like GME in reverse. who else here making stacks?

[Anonymous No.54187288]

Don't fucking ignore me scoopsies!!!

[Anonymous No.54187292]

>>54187276
this is a very funny pic

mind if i save?

[Anonymous No.54187297]

>>54187173
This is reddit-tier advice. Pic very related. If anon's starting capital is small anon is not gonna make it by following your advice.

[Anonymous No.54187314]

>>54187292
go ahead anon

[Anonymous No.54187319]

>>54186677
Here is Japan's; flat and boring

>>54187175
lol don't really like Chounyuu tho

[Anonymous No.54187329]

>>54187043
>>54186982
>>54186822
Okay so I did a simulation by hand.
I did +600 KO, -200 PEP, which requires about $35,000 in margin. For Apr 21, I wrote a 52.50C for KO and and 195P for PEP. These are both ITM for the respective options. These are priced at/beyond 2SDs of price movement.
It turns out that writing the OTM option legs will result in a loss, since it caps the profit, so we only use the ITM options.
In a tail risk situation, KO drops 12% and hits 2SDs away. Assigned or not, it eats a huge loss, but PEP's short covers the loss, since it should be moving with it. In this case, you still make $320, after accounting for fees.

The risks are early assignment, the two assets moving against each other (eg KO does a retard rally and PEP falls), even one asset not moving while the other does. This is sort of a contrived example since prices should generally stay within 1SD, especially during a 30-day period. I might actually try this on something with a lower price point.

Bonus: The short/put leg could be constructed with long puts, a long position and/or short calls. Eg, it's doable in a TFSA which means no tax implications. In this example it was a $35k margin with a return of $320, which is 0.9% return in 35 days. Annualized, it's about 9.5% in a naive case. Pretty good starting point before I fuck around with it more

[Anonymous No.54187344]

[Anonymous No.54187359]

>>54187269
Hmmm not a bad idea, I'll take a look later.


>>54187270
Googled it. Sounds volatile but could be good for what I'm looking for.

Also for anyone looking for long investments BRK.A is at 293.

I don't know about you guys but usually I don't pay too much attention to big events. I just look at individual stocks, and so long as they have low debt to equity ratio, some cash flow and they're in a dip relative to their 5 year average (and near the bottom of the yearly average) and a blue chip company then it's all good. Works especially well for avoiding being rugged by gold/silver ETF's

[Anonymous No.54187364]

200 or more banks set to fail, which ones are going under next week?

>>54187319
fair enough, they might get banned anyway

[Anonymous No.54187375]

>>54187329
I just bought 100 calls on bank of wells Fargo for summer get gayed

[Anonymous No.54187389]

>>54187359
>BRK.A is at 293
Kek. That would be a disaster. You mean BRK.B.

[Anonymous No.54187421]

>QE back on the menu while inflation still running hot
is hyperinflation bullish or bearish for stocks?

[Anonymous No.54187426]

i will recover from 70% down

[Anonymous No.54187448]

>>54187065
what the fuck are you doing retard
you are gambling not trading

if you have no idea what your doing, as evidenced here;

>start with small amounts and make sure you have a good track record of actually making money before you dump your hard earned wageslave money (all of it at fucking once) into it. don't ever do that either.

>never have all your money even in one exchange much less one trade.

>>54187142
>It took me 7 months to save up that 15k I started with last week
??
PDT minimum is $25,000
why didn't you start practicing with $10?

withdraw your money now and restrict yourself to $1 buys on robinhood for the next 2 years minimum.

[Anonymous No.54187479]

>>54187448
It takes 2 years to learn how to trade? Wtf I might as well buy lottery tickets I don't plan on living past 40

[Anonymous No.54187489]

>>54187173
>size your positions so that you lose no more than 2-3% total account size on a bad trade
Based and Kelly-pilled.

[Anonymous No.54187503]

>>54187479
no but you should spend a significant amount of hours staring at a chart and trading (with small amounts) before dumping your life savings in a single play

[Anonymous No.54187506]

>>54187426
found the BOIL baggie

[Anonymous No.54187524]

did buffett really FOMO into the top of oil? kek

[Anonymous No.54187527]

>>54187503
Fair enough, I got too caught up in the moment. I'll do as you say and play around with 2k for the remainder of the year and pretend it's 20k. Hopefully FRC jumps back into the high 20s on Monday so I can close my position and break even.

[Anonymous No.54187531]

>>54187065
listen, down 40% sucks, but ATLEAST it was only 20k. you can make 20k working minimum wage. if you had a 200k portfolio that would be a huge loss though. so its not over.

seek bogle nigga

[Anonymous No.54187569]

I really, very, seriously, extremely don't feel so good right now bros

[Anonymous No.54187578]

I knew it. I knew it this whole time, that entire giga pump up until Friday was all a massive bull trap. My schizo gut feeling tells me that next week will fuck the entire stock market up, especially if jpow does a surprise 100 bps hike rate just to accelerate shit even faster.

[Anonymous No.54187579]

>>54187503
>>54187479
>>54187527
it takes way longer than 2 years. i'm 8 years in and still feel like a total amateur.

short term trading rarely ever works. you should have a time horizon of at least a couple months for anything. i always buy options at minimum 8-12 months out. I write options 60 days out.

[Anonymous No.54187580]

>>54187569
thats cause inflation is higher lol

[Anonymous No.54187586]

>>54187579
forgot to mention if you want to gamble just buy some google leaps. i bought at $90, but there's still a lot of room to run

[Anonymous No.54187603]

>>54187569
I get the impression market will continue to try to pump on hopes and dreams until the rug is finally yanked.

[Anonymous No.54187606]

>>54187578
He might prove me wrong but I think JPow is gonna pause and prove that his speech in September was nothing but a fraud

[Anonymous No.54187613]

>>54187524
I don’t think this is the top senpai

[Anonymous No.54187631]

what ways can you trade buttcoin without buying it? are there futures/etfs out there that don't require a ton of margin?

[Anonymous No.54187639]

>>54187569
FRC isn't fall from falling either and Credit Suisse is very much still at risk. Its just been put on hold until more contagion pops up.

[Anonymous No.54187646]

>>54186510
heheh

[Anonymous No.54187650]

Will nintendo be a good buy for the inevitable switch successor/movie results/park revenue

[Anonymous No.54187659]

>That one anon who shilled INTC at $25 and got laughed off the thread
You’re all clueless hacks.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187661]

>>54187319
>unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.54187678]

>>54187631
miners are pretty readily tied to btc price

[Anonymous No.54187684]

there is no particular reason why I am posting this but I think this general needs to hear it. For the chuds that like to naysay against me. You're doing so in the comfort of your home. Now this home is likely owned by your mother who won it in the divorce, but it's safe. You might occasionally leave the safety of your NEET nest to run to the corner store or mcdonalds, but understand you aren't safe. Each and every poster's bussy belongs to me. Not one of you could ever overpower me in a wrestling match under my rules. Long story short, if you follow my trades you will be rich and retire early. Don't listen to the chuds...

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187701]

>>54187344
>citigroup might be a happening
>BAC also some risk of a happening
that would be dank
otherwise,
>EWBC
>WAL
>CMA
any news or speculation on those yet?

looks like FRC is already done exploding

why is PACW scribbled in on there?

[Anonymous No.54187707]

>>54187569
with jews you lose

[Anonymous No.54187712]

>>54187684
my bussy is yours

[Anonymous No.54187713]

>>54187650
i use robinhood now for what I call a "boomer bag". where I just DCA into shit like this. nintendo will exist forever and the line will always go up. I try to just buy the dips with that strategy not blind DCA.

[Anonymous No.54187719]

>>54187712
You will be treated with mercy

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187721]

>>54187684
>For the chuds that like to naysay against me. You're doing so in the comfort of your home. Now this home is likely owned by your mother
This unfortunately has more truth to it than I expected while going through the accounts of my honeypot viewers

[Anonymous No.54187730]

>>54187684
boo hoo hoo cry more bitch /vt/ard

[Anonymous No.54187743]

>>54187569
He also didnt adjust for inflation or M2. Its all about ratios

[Anonymous No.54187773]

>>54187701
Hey idiot.

The left top box are the safest bank with the lowest unrealized loss along with the most deposits under 250k. You would say EWBC is the safest bank.

[Anonymous No.54187779]

>>54187730
Oh? Are you saying you want a shot at the title. If you want to be the king of /smg/ just ask. It's very simple. You meet me in front of the Tecumseh inn naked, oiled up, and ready to wrestle. I don't write checks my ass can't cash, but if you lose, I play by the rule of winner take bussy. There are no exceptions.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dRogDypYQEs&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54187784]

>>54187773
Which one is the riskiest

[Anonymous No.54187790]

>>54187784
The right box obviously...

Did you guys even graduate middle school?

[Anonymous No.54187794]

>>54187779
Whats got you attention whoring so hard today? Lonely on st pats?

[Anonymous No.54187801]

>>54187790
So Which one should I buy? The risky one or the safe one?

[Anonymous No.54187806]

>>54187794
I've never once attention whored, all I do is make.people money.

[Anonymous No.54187809]

>>54187779

[Anonymous No.54187820]

>>54187801
Considering SBNY and SIV are both del-isted you should buy those.

[Anonymous No.54187826]

>>54187820
How do I relist them?

[Anonymous No.54187829]

>>54187276
Saved this gif lel

[Anonymous No.54187848]

>>54187826
Buy sucking the big D. and analing the B

[Anonymous No.54187859]

>>54187848
The B?

[Anonymous No.54187871]

Weekend smg is so bad it’s unreal, you are all a bunch of freaks

[Anonymous No.54187880]

I'm about 13 Busch lights deep with a joint so forgive my posting tonight.

[Anonymous No.54187902]

Coupang profitable company. South Korea best Korea

[Anonymous No.54187909]

>>54187871
I'm confused why the trip fags only post here at night
Are they all Goldman Sachs day traders or something?

[Anonymous No.54187915]

>>54187569
Yeah im thinking were going 1929 maybe even Weimar

[Anonymous No.54187922]

>>54187344
wheres schw

[Anonymous No.54187925]

>>54187721
>his unfortunately has more truth to it than I expected while going through the accounts of my honeypot viewers
I'm not up to date with the recent /smg/ drama. You're a fed agent?

[Anonymous No.54187928]

>>54187603
Same. I gotta think up a plan if the country really goes Great Depression #2 or Weimar. What was the best asset to hold at that time especially considering joblessness.

[Anonymous No.54187929]

Scoopsies, I miss you bb. Hope you're doing well.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrqBwxLzNUQ&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54187931]

>>54187065
What the fuck did you do???

[Anonymous No.54187943]

did you buy the dip anon?

[Anonymous No.54187947]

>>54187806
>I've never once attention whored

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187961]

>>54187773
then why is SVB in the top half, you drooling autistic mongoloid?
did you even look at the fucking diagram or were you just itching to make some autistic screeches?

[Anonymous No.54187964]

>>54187947
made me laugh

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.54187970]

>>54187701
apologize

[Anonymous No.54187971]

>>54187931
Traded without knowing anything

[Anonymous No.54187974]

>>54187964
wheres the video john-chan

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187979]

>>54187790
its the top right, which is where SVB is located, you room temp IQ normfag
go the fuck back to faceberg or IG or wherever the fuck your stupid ass came from

[Anonymous No.54187985]

>>54187974
I'm like 90% sure the new channel starts Sunday. I miss making videos, I think it's time to start the new chapter.

[Anonymous No.54187988]

Isn't it funny East West Bank the largest Asian bank ...follows the rules by ensuring their clients stay within the 250k FDIC limit also has the least amount of unrealized losses.

Asians are smart. Asians win AGAIN by following the rules and by being good contributing citizens. Only asian genetics can create the utopia.

kek

[Anonymous No.54187989]

>>54186804
Abrasilver
Gogold.
I-80 gold.
Kootenay silver.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54187993]

>>54187970
for fucking what?

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.54187997]

>>54187993
you said meta was a shit company and i made 6x on my call option you baited me into buying

[Anonymous No.54188003]

>>54187985
oh right...the doxxing thing, i forgot i didnt realize thats why you stopped

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188005]

>>54187985
how long do you think it would take to get the new one monetized?

[Anonymous No.54188011]

The more x's you put in dox, the more 1337 it is

[Anonymous No.54188016]

>>54188005
If you richfag chuds donate this channel can reach new limits and we can all make money

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188017]

>>54187997
Anon… you’re not seriously bullish about the (((metaverse))) are you?

it only got such a massive rebound starting in november as a result of massive lay-offs

[Anonymous No.54188021]

>>54187979
>its the top right, which is where SVB is located, you room temp IQ normfag
>go the fuck back to faceberg or IG or wherever the fuck your stupid ass came from
Never mind. You're too autistic to be a fed.

[Anonymous No.54188022]

>>54187979
>>54187979

Your midwit smooth brain is being exposed...

Left box has a relatively low percentage of deposits greater than 250k % of total (below the median of 30%) along with a relatively low percentage of unrealized losses

Right Box has a relatively high percentage of unrealized losses above the median of 60%) but a relatively low percentage of deposits greater than 250k % of total (below the median of 30%)

[Anonymous No.54188041]

>>54187971
I assume you didn't fuck with options or leverage, so what the fuck did you buy to get a 40% drop? Did you go in big for a trade?

[Anonymous No.54188053]

Good night /smg/!!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hkG0P6OuTVM&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54188056]

>>54187943
>only about 3 months before the year+ long dump
Lel

[Anonymous No.54188069]

Wheres your portfolio at now scoops. Have you bought anything these last few months?

[Anonymous No.54188074]

>>54187142
>7 months to save up that 15k
You’re working hard just to gamble and lose -40% in one day? You should just DCA into spy or equivalent and enjoy steady growth over years, decades. It’s a very rewarding feeling. And you won’t lose half your capital in one fucking day.

[Anonymous No.54188102]

>>54187971
Yeah no shit dipshit what do you do specifically?

[Anonymous No.54188145]

>>54187979
It’s a quadrant chart. clearly you don’t know how to read charts

[Anonymous No.54188152]

>>54188053
based

[Anonymous No.54188177]

I just realized that by holding options contracts over the weekend that you're literally throwing money away.

I have so much to learn.

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.54188186]

>>54188017
intrinsic value of meta at that time was ~$110 without accounting for ANY Revenue growth from the metaverse

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188224]

>>54188021
>>54188022
>>54188145
>this much of /smg/ that literally cannot comprehend a basic 2 axis graph
Bros, y’all are clearly a bunch of window licking mongoloids that couldn’t pass remedial algebra, but I’ll spell it out for you one more time:
>SVB collapsed
>high percentage of non-insured deposits that did a bank run (top half)
>stupendously risky investments (right half)
>combine those and what do you get…
>TOP RIGHT QUADRANT
now lick my feet clean for doing all the mental heavy lifting for you abhorrent mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.54188239]

>>54188224
I don’t like the graph because it doesn’t have a proper y axis

[Anonymous No.54188242]

its almost 4 am. time for bed

[Anonymous No.54188243]

>>54188224
Bro you are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

Stupid. Like really really stupid...

The first quadrant is the upper right-hand corner of the graph, the section where both x and y are positive. The second quadrant, in the upper left-hand corner, includes negative values of x and positive values of y. The third quadrant, the lower left-hand corner, includes negative values of both x and y.

[Anonymous No.54188250]

>>54188243
This is how I know to inverse you everyday

[Anonymous No.54188255]

>>54188242
i just woke up from my food coma

[Anonymous No.54188260]

I won 200 bucks betting on the celtics tonight. Is it free money when you know one team is gonna booty blast the other one?

[Anonymous No.54188264]

>>54188224
reading charts like a midwit. you out of your league . NGMI.

[Anonymous No.54188267]

>>54188260
>betting on niggers to score the touchdown
Based.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188272]

>>54188243
>>54188264
>this much autism
>one anon
Tinny, is that you?

[Anonymous No.54188291]

>>54187344
Can anyone tell me where Charles Schwab would be on that graph?
I have some money in its stock

[Anonymous No.54188292]

>>54188272
Tinny was a retard just like you faggot.

[Anonymous No.54188297]

>>54187915
I was thinking 1987 black monday but sure we'll go with that

https://youtu.be/XSQoorx7foI

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188298]

>>54188292
>projecting your own autism onto others
kekkies

[Anonymous No.54188333]

Do you think the Euro will return to 1.2 Dollars in the long run?

[Anonymous No.54188355]

>>54188292
He is objectively not retarded to be a software engineer at GOOGLE. I don't think he's that great at investing, but hey we can't be smart at everything.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188361]

>>54188333
I hope not.
The dollar and euro reaching parity was hilarious

[Anonymous No.54188369]

i think the bulls are back

[Anonymous No.54188375]

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188395]

>>54188355

[Anonymous No.54188441]

FRC will go to 0 next week, my friend works at frc trust me

[Anonymous No.54188442]

the top right box is the riskiest you retarded low iqs: massive unrealized loss + most uninsured (>250k) deposits
why can't 4chinners read a simple xy chart?

[Anonymous No.54188463]

>>54188017
Cashed out on February 6.

[Anonymous No.54188475]

good morning i hate the stock market, the global financial system, nation-states, economics, derivatives, money, bankers, realtors, and most importantly, (you).
>>54188355
by that logic no pajeet is retarded

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188505]

>>54188442
lol

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188525]

don’t forget to like & subscribe, fagets

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188545]

>>54188475
>by that logic no pajeet is retarded
bro, there’s like a grand total of, like, 5 indians at google.
And the ones that get in literally slave away at the leetcode like their life depends on it, only to score an entry-level position.

[Anonymous No.54188610]

>>54188545
>bro, there’s like a grand total of, like, 5 indians at google.
google have a shit ton of india based contractors just not being onsite
do you even work at google or is is fake like your black-painted skin?

[Anonymous No.54188641]

Should I close my meta short? Fintwit told me it's free money.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188685]

>>54188610
but those are contractors, not full-time employees.
the earlier anon was trying to make a point that lots of poos work at google (being a contractor doesn’t count, no matter how many mistakenly post on linkedin about being fired in a “lay-off” despite merely having an expired contract)
there are a few that do land full-time, but they seriously go absolutely fucking hard on the leetcode grind to just score entry-level

[Anonymous No.54188728]

>>54188641
I still don't understand how AI shit is gonna make people money

[Anonymous No.54188755]

A whole fucking year???

[Anonymous No.54188764]

>>54187928
Real estate and gold, cash too if it's a depression.
Also a business able to make money off of manpower, since people will come to you for work (construction, farming, or something like that)

[Anonymous No.54188770]

>>54188755
That's real investing, not day trading

[Anonymous No.54188806]

>>54188770
For some reason I thought day to day trading was the norm

[Anonymous No.54188818]

>>54188806
that's because /biz/ is retarded

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188819]

>>54188755
capital gains vs long-term gains is actually pretty huge.
it’s why I’m so fine with bagholding my leveraged ETFs. The alternative is a wash sale and getting fucked hard in the ass by a huge tax loss.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188832]

>>54188806
lol that’s the college student zoom-zooms of day-time /smg/
night-time /smg/ is when all the big brains come out to shitpost

[Anonymous No.54188836]

>>54188819
>my leveraged ETFs
Which ones are you holding?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188845]

>>54188728
meta has basically zero involvement in the current “AI shit” that you’re referring to.
in terms of how it’d make people money… ChatGPT has subscriptions for better access and integrations. Plus, it could become a replacement for google.com, which is THE cash cow of google’s entire company

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54188851]

>>54188836
kek
bro, I literally just posted my gore yesterday

[Anonymous No.54188885]

>>54188851
I'm holding hNU and hOU and I am hoping for an energy blastoff again soon before I dump them. I am sceptical of holding leveraged eTFs for long with the credit crunch looming

[Anonymous No.54188886]

>23 year old wagecuck worth almost nothing
>tfw right as I start turning my life around either bank collapse or hyperinflation will cause untold havoc

[Anonymous No.54188905]

>>54188886
Still time to buy silver

[Anonymous No.54188926]

Still time to go all in on cunny dollars stocks good will all be worthless. Look at the biden family, the elites know cunny is all that will matter in just two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54188928]

>>54188886
prime fighting age :^)

[Anonymous No.54188958]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.54188968]

Treasury money market funds still legit? Vusxx says last 7 days has 4.6 interest

[Anonymous No.54188977]

>Attend uni
>Almost straight A
>Bored to death
>Try daytrading for fun (longest I held a stock for was 2 days I think)
>Double my savings in a month (yes, I use leverage but never overleverage like a retard)
>Ffw a month
>Make more money in a week than I would make in a month given I get the degree
>Earn between 200-350 dollars every weekday
Anons, should I just drop out, amass a bit of wealth and pick a new uni that's a bit more useful, like CS or psychology? I just don't know at this point.
t. autistic finance student

[Anonymous No.54188979]

CASS appeared in my screener today. Never heard of this company and it turns out it serves tons of huge companies. Looks like a potential pillar of stability considering that they most likely have tons of long-term contracts.
Their product is expense management / helping corpos with saving money. Just started my DD, but I thought I'll post it as a counter-balance to goblina and schizo posting.

[Anonymous No.54188981]

>>54188977
>Earn between 200-350 dollars every weekday
On average after losses*

[Anonymous No.54189035]

>>54188979
I'm also flirting with an idea of buying some chink stocks which goes against everything I believe in. I'm considering a scenario where china benefits from a downturn in western financial system. Lots of their stocks appear cheap (appear because I have little trust in integrity of their books).
At the moment I'm considering 2 stocks:
- HOLI - tech company with -$600m net debt at $1b market cap. profitable + revenue went up last year and quarter
- TIGR - made money on it 2 years ago, now it sits around $3 again and people seem scared to touch it due to issues with chinese regulators. would have to figure out how real those issues are. Overall they are profitable again which could attract investors again and result in another pump

[Anonymous No.54189060]

>>54188977
>>54188981
post portfolio

[Anonymous No.54189074]

>>54189060
No

[Anonymous No.54189084]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54189135]

What will be 2023 recession like? I think something like 1974, 1969 because of the inflation and unemployment rates
Drop may occur along with the sudden unemployment spike probably pushed by some huge new crisis. Like banks dropping

[Anonymous No.54189139]

>>54187943
Yes, In October 2022

[Anonymous No.54189158]

>>54187578
You should have know it was a fake pump when it was mainly FAGMAN garbage being pumped.
Those are the favorite gotos of institutions, not retail.
Retail doesn’t give a shit about botted FAGMAN garbage stocks.

[Anonymous No.54189173]

>>54189139
lmao at all the boomer bagholders. Gen x, inflation will hit that market and even an increase in stock price will be a loss, you have been warned. Millenials, if you haven't figured it out yet, good luck.

[Anonymous No.54189176]

>>54187578
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.54189182]

>>54186473
There's no way to stop Americans from spending. That's why US scenario will be different from Japan

[Anonymous No.54189186]

>FT: Blackrock preparing bid to take over Credit Suisse.

[Anonymous No.54189198]

>>54189186
Just a few days ago anons were saying no one would buy it.

[Anonymous No.54189218]

>>54188977
You really think you can make up to 90k a year trading, and gradually more once you accumulate capital? It’s a risky path... Why don’t you switch majors right away?

[Anonymous No.54189267]

>PLUG down to $11
Who else buying and holding until the next run up to mid 30s? This stock is like the perfect money multiplier.

[Anonymous No.54189305]

>>54188977
yes you will definitely make it bro just believe

[Anonymous No.54189310]

>>54189267
hydrogen/solar companies are very sensitive to high interest rates. there's a possibility they just collapse. not a good risk/reward imo

[Anonymous No.54189329]

>>54189186
> Fink bailing out his Swiss bank account with BLK investors money
typical

[Anonymous No.54189394]

>>54189186
How on earth is their main bank failing? Did the oligarchs take their money out or something

[Anonymous No.54189588]

>>54189394
They borrowed money to Bill Hwang

[Anonymous No.54189671]

>4 hours until Breakfast time
this sucks

[Anonymous No.54189703]

lol

[Anonymous No.54189799]

>>54189703
They tried to warn us...

[Anonymous No.54189830]

>>54187288
the weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.54189928]

>>54189799
but you never listen

[Anonymous No.54189930]

I'm excited for Monday. The suspense is killing me.

[Anonymous No.54189980]

Ok, /smug/, I went ballz deep into soxs yesterday and hold 18s
How fucked am I if credit suisse or other banker shits get a lifeline?
What's a reasonable target for my trade

[Anonymous No.54190002]

>>54189980
rope

[Anonymous No.54190006]

>>54187909
>>54187909
janitors mostly and fagmen

[Anonymous No.54190022]

>>54190002
I don't think it's that dire

[Anonymous No.54190149]

Wtf /smg/ you told me white women don't fuck dogs???

[Anonymous No.54190211]

What are you drinking to celebrate this fine weekend?

[Anonymous No.54190240]

>>54190211
I'm killing myself on Monday if I'm not green

[Anonymous No.54190271]

>>54190240
It's just money mate. Just make more of it

[Anonymous No.54190287]

>>54190271
If I lose money I'm not happy
If I'm not making money I'm not happy
If I make money I'm not happy

[Anonymous No.54190323]

>>54190149
/SMG/ wrong? Impossible. Next I guess you'll tell me that some third world shit hole looking into maybe selling some oil in yuan won't collapse the evil American empire.

[Anonymous No.54190335]

>>54190240

https://youtu.be/howxZJ5c_L8

I found the perfect muzik for you then. Also don't do it.

[Anonymous No.54190337]

https://youtu.be/19UdX_B-HFo

[Anonymous No.54190349]

>>54190240
>red ID
Yeah I'm killing myself it's a sign

[Anonymous No.54190372]

What do you guys even buy with your stock earnings? And don't say more stocks/contracts

[Anonymous No.54190390]

>>54188845

[Anonymous No.54190395]

>>54190372
More stocks
And one day a house so I can start a family and try to prevent the decline and dying out of my people

[Anonymous No.54190435]

>>54190390
Is the AI bubble already building up

[Anonymous No.54190437]

>>54190395
Based and wholesome pilled

[Anonymous No.54190474]

>>54189135
If we get a credit crunch , we should be able to defeat inflation. Yeah unemployment might go up to 7% for a bit, but it’s better than the alternative. Some regional banks will die and the administration will despair as the Big Banks get bigger, but the alternative would be way worse

[Anonymous No.54190488]

>>54190372
I keep enough money to survive 12 months without job in my debit account. Everything else goes into stock market.

[Anonymous No.54190491]

I don't understand why the American public has to be made up of a bunch of fucking big pussy bitches that they can't go a few years with a little bit of inflation.

[Anonymous No.54190503]

>>54190372
Rent, food, girls, everything.

[Anonymous No.54190510]

>>54190372
i dont have enough money to buy anything other that stocks.

[Anonymous No.54190519]

>>54190510
Are you me

[Anonymous No.54190577]

My life is meaningless if I can't stare at charts all day
I hate the weekends I wish I could sleep though them entirely

[Anonymous No.54190581]

>bought AMD at $120
>bear market happens
>double down at $60
>finally sold for over $2k yesterday

Feels good. I'm finally free. You guys can dump the market now so I can get back in at the bottom. :^)

[Anonymous No.54190593]

little jay powell... little jay powell (if you've seen him, you'd know)
he's got these rate hikes, actually they're more like rate strolls because they're so tame

[Anonymous No.54190679]

>>54190435
>>54190390
is C3.ai inc THE stock to watch like how apple computer and microsoft where THE stock to watch when tech was new and starting out?

[Anonymous No.54190744]

I'm all in on Webistics

[Anonymous No.54190757]

>>54190577
enter crypto

[Anonymous No.54190773]

I must admit I didn't understand why AQB failed so hard. They kept having genuinely awesome news and were on the verge of being profitable, even though they preferred to keep aggressive growth going for now. Is it just because the only real time to invest in a company is strictly after derisking?

[Anonymous No.54190775]

>>54190757
And lose sleep? No thanks

[Anonymous No.54190777]

>>54190679
I got stopped out on my AI position. The company doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page which is kinda sketch if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.54190835]

>>54190372
I buy bond for passive income.

[Anonymous No.54190927]

>>54190773
Where can I buy these mutant fish? You say they are on the verge of being profitable, but where are they putting their product to market? You look at other dilution-growth schemes like Toughbuilt, and I can at least buy their shit. How is this not on par with a Canadian scamco?

[Anonymous No.54190946]

>>54190927
muh silver is there but we will never mine it lolololol. Muh garbage diesel. Muh fish

[Anonymous No.54190978]

>>54190946
You shut the hell up

[Anonymous No.54191037]

Is CLF a good buy now?

[Anonymous No.54191039]

Anyone want to double suicide on Monday?

[Anonymous No.54191042]

>>54190927
They're selling directly to some restaurant and providers, it even caused anti-gmo groups to protest those providers.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-aquabounty-salmon-sale-cp-1.6210851
https://www.adn.com/business-economy/2021/06/01/genetically-modified-salmon-head-to-restaurants-in-eastern-us/
https://www.ktoo.org/2021/06/08/bioengineered-salmon-available-for-the-the-first-time-in-us/

[Anonymous No.54191105]

So I'm getting another 6% raise come july. Which is great. My pension will go up. But all that's doing is working towards restoring my salary to it's 2022 level. Prior to 2023 I didn't have my Wife on my company health plan so once I added her when January hit my salary took a "cut". Now finance wise this didn't hurt any. Spending,budget still very much covered even with the "cut". But still. Green go up not down and all that. Also I'd rather have her covered by the plan with it's benefits than you know something happen and "OMG look at that whammy doctor bill" when it hits the mailbox. Old health plan she was on was a joke. The deductible was obscene. Thank god it was never needed.

[Anonymous No.54191114]

>>54187988
koreans are literally going extinct

[Anonymous No.54191115]

And they tell me "Hey Donald, the pivot is coming! Rate cuts end of year! Oh the banks! Won't somebody think about the poor banks!". Can you believe that? What a disaster, a total mess. Banks have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. And it's actually a very simple solution. Very simple. Probably the simplest solution I've ever seen. No bailouts. And let me hike the rates. Let me hike them. Because believe me, I will get you a better deal. We're gonna hike the rates so high you're never gonna want to invest in stocks ever again. Forget about SPY, it's a joke. It will probably be some of the highest rates you've ever seen. Very, very high.

[Anonymous No.54191151]

>>54191115
Unrealistic. Trump would be 100% on the bailout and reduced rates train.

[Anonymous No.54191182]

>>54191151
Didn’t he want a weak dollar too?

[Anonymous No.54191192]

>>54186426
...and then price moves against your position.

[Anonymous No.54191195]

>>54191182
yes

[Anonymous No.54191206]

We have Trump's arrest on Tuesday and FOMC on Wednesday. And probably more bank fuckery on Monday.

Friday showed signs of QQQ finally weakening. I think we can get a good tech flush soon. Too many bulls there.

[Anonymous No.54191246]

>>54186657
US yields are laughable

[Anonymous No.54191257]

>>54186426
Where can I get real time IV data on specific options. And how can I run statistical analysis like Bollinger bands on an IV chart? Schwab street smart edge only has a chart addon for the IV of puts and calls overall on a daily basis for any particular stock. I'm looking to spot +2 or 3 standard deviation moves on IV and sell those but I don't think retail goys have access to the software. I hear thinkorswim has a lot more features than sse. What's the redpill here?

[Anonymous No.54191278]

>>54189084
wtf

[Anonymous No.54191282]

What does this all mean for DWAC? Short squeeze? Buy DWAC.

[Anonymous No.54191405]

garbage diesel here
got that garbage diesel
$200 and you get get a g-pack

[Anonymous No.54191487]

>>54190946
bhs was great because it taught people about junior miners (that they're uninvestable even when they're serious, and that most, like bhs, are "lifestyle companies", not actual companies; also to never invest in canadian venture stocks no matter what).
No clue how anyone fell for garbage don, though. But bhs is the miner equivalent of the oil ship companies around the time of the negative oil memes: those also looked good on paper and based on macros, but in fact every single one of those companies (doubly so for the greek ones) are scummy scams, and people again needed to learn that the hard way.

[Anonymous No.54191531]

What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.54191566]

>>54191531
Means we're fucked, game over man game over!

[Anonymous No.54191585]

>>54191531
you've heard of pewdiepie. now get ready for pEwdyRiN!

[Anonymous No.54191615]

So the feds new mandate is 5% inflation and no recessions ever?

[Anonymous No.54191634]

>>54186305
I USED TO LIVE IN OP PICTURE

SHASTA 4 EVER

[Anonymous No.54191655]

>>54188977
>or psychology
wat

[Anonymous No.54191660]

>>54191531
Can any TA expert predict what's next?

[Anonymous No.54191667]

>>54191585

[Anonymous No.54191710]

>>54191660
a reversion to the mean, like every other time it's happened?

[Anonymous No.54191711]

>>54191615
honestly i could live with that

[Anonymous No.54191725]

>>54191487
Seethe. I’ve been buying bhs the last six months. I’ve followed the company for five years.

[Anonymous No.54191735]

bake a new thread, faggots.

[Anonymous No.54191760]

>>54191735
Baking

[Anonymous No.54191836]

>>54191802
>>54191802
>>54191802

NEW

[Anonymous No.54192197]

>>54191105
What are your annualized returns including dividends boomer? How come you don't have Berkshire btw lol

[Anonymous No.54192294]

>>54187258
hang in there, bud

[Anonymous No.54192736]

where can I get live order book data for free?