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Would YOU dance for your boss?

>> No.54180539

>>54180424
If it helps the business, yes. If you disagree you don't have a good grindset

>> No.54180643
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>>54180539
>unironically dancing for their master

>> No.54180713

>>54180424
Guy in the white is probably doing okay

How hard is it to get that position?

>> No.54180811

>>54180713
You can work your way up to store director in most retail positions. Anything past that is a reach w.o. a degree. I know kroger managers make decent money but the hours are awful and corporate treats you like shit on every walk no matter what. One asm i knew claimed he turned down store director offers because of those reasons

>> No.54180828

>>54180424
Depends on how much he paid me. If someone paid me $2000 per week I'd dance all day.

>> No.54180833

>>54180713
You probably have to kiss ass for 5 years and hope you get a supervisor position within that time

>> No.54180845
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>> No.54180860

>>54180424
Does wallyworld seriously make their employees do that shit?

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>>54180424
Wagies need our love and support. Especially if they have to work with these dickwads.

>> No.54180873

>>54180424
what's amazing about this is I don't see a single person resisting, it's almost as if....they like this.

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>>54180860
The USA is a very strange place

>> No.54180907

>>54180424
>2011
I wonder where they are at today

>> No.54180919
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>>54180424
unbothered. moisturized. in my lane.

>> No.54181140

>>54180919
he seems like a cool dude

>> No.54181211
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>>54180919
thanks wagie, still no tip.
Sorry

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>>54180919
This guy is genuinely a gigachad

>> No.54181248

>>54180919
nothing wrong with this dude
just enjoying what he does. not many of us wagies can say the same. may glorious pussy come his way

>> No.54181277

>>54180919
if this nigga keeps this energy, hes going places.

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>>54180424
I earn 400 united states dollars a day 5 days a week and i spend most of my time sleeping, shitposting, cooming, and working out

>> No.54181334

>>54180919
Fat people are funny when they move like that

>> No.54181468
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The minimum wage MUST be increased.

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>> No.54181655

>>54180424
>>54180643
>>54180885
This is why Walmart failed in Germany and left with a tail between their legs
Noone liked their fake american garbage.
Besides they never had a chance against german stores anyway

>> No.54181756

>>54181334
It makes me wonder, if he does these movements every day how is he still fat?

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>>54180919
personality is there for sure, if he looked like a chad, he'd be getting pussy for sure

>> No.54181857

>>54181468
Thats not even a shock, it happens all the time. The damn wax crew wrecks the stacks every flor recoat and pallets split coming off the truck in DSD

>> No.54181934

>>54180919
I love this guy I don't care what anyone else says

>> No.54182383

>>54180919
Based ngl

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>pov you're at a retail establishment
>all the wagies start dancing and shaking their keesters
Do you walk past in shame or stop and watch?

>> No.54184106
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>new Radiohead lyrics

>> No.54184197

>>54184106
This was the worse than 'if you go out your house you'll holocaust grannies' propaganda

>> No.54184286
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WAGIE WAGIE IN THE PIT
PAY FOR NEETIE'S BENEFITS

>> No.54184350

> Would YOU dance for your boss?
For 500k, I'd guzzle him cum.

>> No.54184370

>>54184286
>>54184106
I hate how these threads always have the same posts. There are literal billions of suffering wagies on this planet and you nigs keep posting the same 15 pics over and over again for years
No, I don't have anything new either

>> No.54184409

>>54180713
A lot of people work in retail at one point or another, so you get to see the absolute travesty of life a career in that space is. The absolute scum of the Earth tends to settle there and anyone who is retarded enough to decide to aim their ambitions at higher points in retail, assuming they "succeed" ends up getting assigned to the equivalent of a store in Somalia to manage in order to break them. If you "make it" you are one sneeze away from being replaced or transferred just to fuck you over.

That guy in white is a failure specifically because the time it took him to get there, for the suffering he endured, the suffering he continued to endure, and the money he gets paid pales in comparison to what his life would have been like if he just decided to be a dentist or even a truck driver for that matter. When slavery makes a come back retail workers will be the first people being taken to a corner and fucked from behind while the customer chokes them with their slave collar. I have so many absurd stories that I still remember like 10 years after the fact.

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WAGIE WAGIE STACKS CORN EARS
WAGIE WAGIE HOLDS BACK TEARS

>> No.54184424

>>54184409
where did you work retail?

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>> No.54184455

>>54184424
Nike outlet.

>> No.54184585

Maybe if they stopped fucking dancing they would get better pay and shit would get done for once.

>> No.54184661

>>54180919
Wow, what a skilled artisan!

>> No.54184699

>>54181309
Who pays you that much to do so little?

>> No.54184891

>>54184699
bitcoin

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>>54184445
Imagine the smell

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HELP ME

I'M BEGGING YOU

I DON'T WANNA DIE

*uses free hand to adjust glasses*

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679105119785656.webm

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>>54184445
>>54184975

>> No.54185629

>>54181468
I remember my nephew worked at a beer distributor for a couple months and the 1st day he had broken glass in his hand.

>> No.54185654

>>54184286
This job honestly doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.54186227

>>54185397
Those high pitch screams get me every time

>> No.54186291

>>54180643
walmart is is a public company

>> No.54186532

>>54180919
based dude just needs to go easy on the kfc and hit the gym and it's over

>> No.54186544

I would do it for $100/hr

>> No.54186557

>>54186291
..and..?

>> No.54186575
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>>54180424
Stop this hate. I appologize to all waggies on behalf of biz and thx the amazon worker that brought me my new pc today. but next time don t forget to dance in front of my camera as ask in delivery instruction or i may complaint. not today i wanted to play games on my new pc

>> No.54186702

>>54185397
That seemed like a very silly way of getting that box down.

>> No.54187060
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>>54185397

>> No.54187083

>>54180424
>paying one manager extra for making this mandatory instead of just paying everyone a little more so they dont have to dance to keep suicidal demons away
i guess it's good economics. keeps my pack of underwear $0.79 cheaper

>> No.54187129

>>54187060
lmao

>> No.54187181

>>54184414
Pictures like this fill me with a sort of dread I can't articulate well, capitalism is such a soulless husk of a system I feel genuinely guilty when I see people in such dead end jobs, reduced to nothing more than a cog in a corporate machine

>> No.54187221

>>54186557
there is no mysterious "walmart is evil and abusing wagies"
YOU are evil
YOU are abusing wagies
repent

>> No.54187300

>>54187181
What I don't understand is why the wagies without families take it.

You can't be physically healthy in your 40s and 50s working stacking shelves in retail or doing warehouse work. Two decades of that work will absolutely destroy your joints and you'll be limping around.

You're quite literally better off living on the street, abusing social services and even going in the woods. You'll have happier and healthier.

>> No.54187607

>>54184106
Genuinely the most dystopic thing I have ever seen...

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>>54184409
I’ve worked 1/20 as hard as a typical retail manager and yet I’m a finance director at my local municipal government with 20x the reputation in my community, a wife and four kids, and a nice lake home up north. Stay in school faggots it’s worth it

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>> No.54187945

>QwanzelleGetsAnUnpaidDayOff.jpg

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