/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54175257]

Guess what happens next edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

In the previous episode:
>>54173821

[Anonymous No.54175280]

>>54174891
Then we pump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsIDtDJvEck
>>54174944
jej

[Anonymous No.54175281]

>You guys wanna manipulate the market together?
We can legit be the hedge funds we wish to see in the world with this dead stock.

[Anonymous No.54175285]

HE DID IT (FOR FREE)
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.54175291]

WHICH THREAD IS GONNA WIN????

[Anonymous No.54175298]

MNST. Monster. Sugar Free. The Sugar. Is. Gone.

[Anonymous No.54175300]

>>54175281
gb2giemee

[Anonymous No.54175302]

>>54175285
Your credit card was charged automatically. Thanks for donation.

[Anonymous No.54175322]

who keeps buying? it's clearly a red day

[Anonymous No.54175330]

Swiss citizen about to crash the international banking system

[Anonymous No.54175344]

excuse me.can ww3 save my boil bag???

[Anonymous No.54175355]

I went for a lunch with an account manager from my company and a client yesterday, and the client had a net worth of 8-9 figures. The boots of an 8-9 figure beaner. Industrial brokers and investors know what I mean

[Anonymous No.54175354]

>>54175330
thanks for your service, cheesebros

[Anonymous No.54175359]

>>54175330
> just draw another channel
I hate TA fags so much

[Anonymous No.54175367]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmQwL6qiByo
Bobo: I've got Crabin fever!
Mumu: I've got it too!

CRABIN FEVER!

I got crabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got crabin fever it's driving me insane
We got crabin fever; we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at this channel so long we have simply gone bananas

Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got crabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got crabin fever; we're all going mad


Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

We got crabin fever
No ifs, ands or buts
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts

Ach du lieber Volkswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und wunderbar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

We were trading, trading the momentum was on our side
And then it died


I've got crabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script
Si!

I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a my anime waifu
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Crabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud market has become a jewish psycho ward
We were buying, selling headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Crabin fever!
AAHHH!!

[Anonymous No.54175373]

10/10 smiggers agree
keep OP goblina free!

[Anonymous No.54175383]

>>54175330
IM
GONNA
ZERO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE

[Anonymous No.54175388]

>>54175291
This one was baked before the other and doesn't have a random ethot as the mascot. It's by far the better thread, just save the other one for when this hits bump limit.

[Anonymous No.54175393]

Glad I put a third of my money in CMR.TO
I'm not buying anything else but that until shit calms down

[Anonymous No.54175399]

apologize

[Anonymous No.54175416]

>>54175355
I hope they see this post and get you shitcanned for calling them a beaner. It would be extremely funny.

[Anonymous No.54175419]

I can't believe I bought spy calls at the very top today. It was against everything in my mind but I already learned that being a bull wins against bears 2/3 times. I thought those calls were a truly bad idea which is exactly why I pulled the trigger. Now look at me! LOOK AT ME! ARE YOU JEWS, WOMEN, AND MINORITIES HAPPY!?

[Anonymous No.54175426]

So we're all red today?

[Anonymous No.54175435]

>>54175416
The Hispanic man in his late 50's who struggles to type complete sentences on his iPhone will most likely not go on 4channel > /biz/ > /smg/

[Anonymous No.54175438]

i have 2,000$ sitting in a margin credit balance on Fidelity that has been there for like a month. how come it's not being converted into cash? its like the profits I've made from recent trades are not available to become cash or something. what gives?

pls halp

[Anonymous No.54175439]

>>54175330

Hey, guess who owns a shitload of US assets, in case they need to raise cash?

[Anonymous No.54175440]

>>54175419
Just buy puts on UVXYwhenever Ot pumps over 10%. It’s just easy money

[Anonymous No.54175446]

>>54175426
>we ?

[Anonymous No.54175457]

>>54175446
stay in your boomer containment thread goldchud

[Anonymous No.54175458]

>>54175438
You do understand what margin is yes?

[Anonymous No.54175467]

>>54175355
At least he isn't a square toe faggot.

[Anonymous No.54175470]

>>54175298
Better margins, less input cost

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54175488]

>>54175438
You're retarded, and Fidelity is charging you interest on the $23.04 you borrowed from them.

[Anonymous No.54175490]

>>54175446
I enjoy being on the right side of history

[Anonymous No.54175500]

>>54175470
No I mean MNST released a new sugarless version. It tastes great. No wonder MNST stock is so good.

[Anonymous No.54175502]

Where's that boil anon? He was mighty cocky about how retarded all of us are

[Anonymous No.54175519]

>>54175500
What? Sugar Free monster has been a thing for years now

[Anonymous No.54175539]

>>54175519
They released a NEW version of the Sugar Free monster. It uses xananythnol and elytroloxitol instead of the previous sweetening ingredients. And it also has a REALLY nice aftertaste because of the buphetromethexolyzone. Highly recommend it. Great move from MNST.

[Anonymous No.54175552]

> OIL

baggies

[Anonymous No.54175555]

>>54175502
Why the fuck do people on /smg/ not bully BOIL / GUSH (or oil fags in general) fags? Like these morons are buying after a massive inflation commodity cycle has peaked. same energy as memestock chasers but memestock chasers still have more hope

[Anonymous No.54175557]

>>54175519
No it's closer to original Green monster. Think of it like the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero.

[Anonymous No.54175560]

Someone will have to pay for my bags and make me whole...

[Anonymous No.54175582]

>>54175560
bro it's going to infinity please trust me you gotta sell please trust me

[Anonymous No.54175585]

>xananythol
>elytrolxitol
>puphetromerhexolyzone
ah yes...my favorite flavors.

[Anonymous No.54175589]

>>54175458
>>54175488
it's a credit balance, not debit. credit means they owe ME the money. if I owed them money, they would take it from my cash position

[Anonymous No.54175603]

https://www.noble-funds.com/
>NOPE
NOPE is now 65.3% long QQQ I shit u not. also holds TQQQ and SQQQ (100 shares each) because the fund apparently likes to make fee donations to proshares. Covered my short so much today.. I am fascinated by this operation.

Oh well, NOPE. It was a fun short. helped my portfolio in times where my other shorts were getting raped in 2022.

[Anonymous No.54175604]

>>54175589
anon have you not been paying attention to current events? they are insolvent.

[Anonymous No.54175609]

>>54175539
>>54175557
But I like the current version just fine...

[Anonymous No.54175618]

>>54175355
Why does it matter, it's just boots.

[Anonymous No.54175623]

>>54175582
Stay out of the meme stock generals, faggot.

[Anonymous No.54175628]

>>54175609
That's fine Monster isn't replacing it. They are just tapping into the market that wants the other. And insider info. Business is booming.

[Anonymous No.54175648]

>>54175555
Oil hasn’t peaked because the Biden admin drained the SPR, which will need to be refilled now. Everyone and their dog in the drilling industry is making hand over fist beaucoup cash.

t. Manufacturer for the drilling industry

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54175655]

>>54175589
Anon, just stop. Look I understand you're retarded, but that's a short credit balance. They are charging you interest on the $23.04 you owe them.

[Anonymous No.54175656]

>>54175555
Please bully BOILfag at every opportunity. He lost a lot of anons money.
>You didn't listen. You never listen
You'd be surprised how many anons fall for basic shill techniques such at this. All of them lead to the slaughter.

[Anonymous No.54175657]

>>54175446

Just a warning to gold chuds: oil and gold move together over the long term, but gold is more forward looking. Oil is dropping because we're def heading to recession so it will be hard for gold to make a big move up until oil comes back to join it.

Meanwhile Gold is clearly predicting QE is coming back and while that is probably right, a liquidity crunch and credit crisis may occur in between and now and then and gold may not be able to 100% float over that gap of margin calls. Tough time to be long anything rn, don't get exuberant.

[Anonymous No.54175660]

>>54175604
>anon have you not been paying attention to current events? they are insolvent.
Fidelity is not insolvent, they have 61.8bn$ in assets and 55.8bn$ in liabilities on the balance sheet for Q4 '22. 2.2bn$ in cash and equivalents

[Anonymous No.54175662]

ooo

[Anonymous No.54175666]

>>54175355
>>54175435
I will google maps search based on this concrete, find the black security guard, slip him a few bucks and some chicken in exchange for the tape, do an AI face recognition search and message this beaner and your manager right fucking now and you can't do nothing about it

[Anonymous No.54175671]

What’s going on in the selena /smg/

[Anonymous No.54175672]

>>54175589
Call customer service. That’s what I had to do.

[Anonymous No.54175697]

>2 SMGs
>They are both terrible

[Anonymous No.54175705]

>>54175697
Fed running psyops on 4chan, pretty soon one will label itself comfy

[Anonymous No.54175709]

>>54175419
>He didn't hedge

[Anonymous No.54175712]

>>54175666
Satan is not playing games today
>checked

[Anonymous No.54175726]

I'm sitting on about 80k cash. I realized I'll never be able to buy a home and I live rent free so should I just throw it all in at once or DCA? I don't think it's smart for me to keep it all in the bank right now with all of them failing. I use TD Bank.

[Anonymous No.54175729]

>>54175655
kill yourself retard. i shorted a stock and made money on it and they owe me the 23$. a short DEBIT balance means i owe them. i never borrowed any money from them at any point. if i owed them any money they would take it from my large cash position

>>54175672
>Call customer service. That’s what I had to do.
did they explain what was happening or did they just execute the journaling into cash?

[Anonymous No.54175751]

Other thread got JANNIED.

[Anonymous No.54175757]

Hey where did all the bearfriends go

[Anonymous No.54175758]

My thread was better than this shit thread!

[Anonymous No.54175760]

>>54175726
>get a gf with $70k+ year job
>combine incomes
>buy house
It’s literally that simple

[Anonymous No.54175762]

>>54175729
I also made a small gain on shorting something (~$30). CS told me it was supposed to journal automatically, but the rep did it while I was on the phone.

[Anonymous No.54175763]

>>54175660
yes they don't have cash to give you...interesting.

[Anonymous No.54175765]

>this thread has been pruned or deleted

[Anonymous No.54175768]

>NVDA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54175769]

>>54175729
Are you okay retard? That's literally the money you're borrowing from them.

[Anonymous No.54175776]

>>54175757
Crabin Fever.

[Anonymous No.54175781]

Any JOET ETF holders ITT?

[Anonymous No.54175785]

ok I was a bull but now I'm a bear

[Anonymous No.54175792]

>>54175768
NVDA is way too expensive of a stock. Not short but jesus

[Anonymous No.54175791]

Never forget the glowie from Monday who was wrong with his propaganda.

I'm up $4k on my puts. How do those bags taste?

[Anonymous No.54175795]

so much red but i wont be falling for it

[Anonymous No.54175796]

>>54175758
This is what happens when you hire a professional publicist to spam your image all over the Internets.
An amateur gives you the logs guy.

[Anonymous No.54175797]

>>54175726
Nigga where the actual fuck do you live where 80k isn't enough for 20% on a decent townhouse or starter home?

[Anonymous No.54175802]

>>54175758
>goblina
>better thread
Clearly not.

[Anonymous No.54175811]

>>54175802
The amount of anti-goblina hate in /smg/ is very disturbing!

[Anonymous No.54175812]

>>54175330
why don't they just restrict withdrawals if people are being retards? its been done before in some countries

[Anonymous No.54175814]

>>54175758
you're cringe enough to have a random 6/10 saved on your disk. nevermind posting this shit like a sheep because muh autistic 4chin frens on an monk crochet imageboard are doing it do too!

[Anonymous No.54175816]

Yields BUDDY why didnt you listen to the bond king

[Anonymous No.54175821]

>>54175763
>yes they don't have cash to give you...interesting.
this has been sitting there for months before this banking crisis

>>54175769
the position was closed for a profit a while ago. i am not currently shorting anything and am not borrowing anything. you would have to exceed your cash position and go into margin to owe any money. its a margin account but i dont use margin and never have even gotten close

[Anonymous No.54175825]

>>54175796
you schizos never cease to amaze me.

[Anonymous No.54175826]

Kill all jews

[Anonymous No.54175827]

>>54175814
I also have anime style pictures saved!

[Anonymous No.54175832]

>>54175811
I agree
What are some good stocks to invest in so I can find my own goblina? Some of them are cute for a period of time

[Anonymous No.54175834]

>>54175797
NYC

[Anonymous No.54175835]

>>54175814
ITS TRUE LOVE YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.54175838]

>>54175792
>>54175768
Are people treating NVDA like bitcoin and using it as a hedge against inflation? 250 P/E is insanity.

[Anonymous No.54175839]

>>54175802
But that’s not a goblina
Jeb Bush’s wife is a goblina

[Anonymous No.54175846]

>10 year going down
>DXY going down
>stocks going down
>Boil goin down

its actually unequivocally over

[Anonymous No.54175848]

>>54175838
They think companies will have money to buy AI that replace all their wagies.

[Anonymous No.54175849]

>>54175832
uh, maybe Chipotle or Home Depot idk

[Anonymous No.54175858]

Oil is heading to -$10 . Oil " barons" ?more like oil troons

[Anonymous No.54175860]

did you sell? it traded 25.01
>>54173870

[Anonymous No.54175862]

>>54175858
kek got em

[Anonymous No.54175864]

What's wrong with goblinas?

[Anonymous No.54175866]

>>54175825
Post her a bunch more times, faggot.

[Anonymous No.54175869]

>>54175827

[Anonymous No.54175870]

>>54175858
The price may recover from this but oil baggies sure won't.

[Anonymous No.54175871]

>>54175849
Whenever I go to CMG, I see white people. Same at HD, except for men sitting out in the parking lot...

[Anonymous No.54175872]

>>54175846
He tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.54175877]

>>54175858
support at $62

[Anonymous No.54175881]

>>54175858
My analysis suggests oil will go to 40

[Anonymous No.54175883]

>>54175758
She's goblina but culturally she's a privileged white california woman since she goes to Chapman apparently. I fucking hate these privileged Cali women. Pic related was a chick I met who went to a similar school as Chapman. Her daddy makes 500k/year probably and she's a trust fund baby but she still wanted me to get her an uber

Immediate red flag for dating material is going to a preppy university and getting a shit degree. I mean if this bitch was an engineer then i'd at least be willing to invest in her Uber for the downstream ROIC.

White women. Sad. It's all so sad. I'm gonna marry some STEM Asian/Indian chick probably because those are the only women in America who actually have good education / jobs....the median Asian-American female income is higher than the median White-American male income.

[Anonymous No.54175884]

>Sorry, I'm busy then. I'm watching market prices at 3pm New York time. Yeah, it's triple-witching hour. Okay, bye.

[Anonymous No.54175887]

rate Joe Biden's oil trade
>dump SPR at $100-$120 barrel
>buy back at $70
kinda based ngl

[Anonymous No.54175889]

ok now THISSSSS is the bottom

its TIME TO BUY

BUY BUY BUY GENERATIONAL BOTTOM
THEY WONT LET THE BANKS DEFAULT
INFLATION IS GOING TO BE 15% A YEAR

[Anonymous No.54175891]

>>54175835
Have you fags scared her off the internet yet?

[Anonymous No.54175893]

I hate it. Make it stop!

[Anonymous No.54175895]

>>54175839

[Anonymous No.54175897]

>>54175887
i'll rate it a 0/10 just because Biden is a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.54175898]

>>54175864
What is a goblina? I think I’ve misunderstood the word. I thought it meant a woman who looks like a goblin, but selena clearly does not qualify

[Anonymous No.54175899]

>>54175884
>triple witching
it's even quad witching today

[Anonymous No.54175900]

lower

[Anonymous No.54175902]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54175903]

I'm surprised CRBP pajeet hasn't came out the woodwork today or did he khs?

[Anonymous No.54175909]

>>54175895
Was she cute when she was young or something?

[Anonymous No.54175915]

>>54175887
The classic short sale.
>>54175897
Why is Biden a faggot? He's a bumbling, stumbling Alzheimer's retard but he's definitely not a faggot. He's accidentally based sometimes as he trips over his words.

[Anonymous No.54175918]

>>54175883
I don't know about any of this I thought Selena was Brazilian or something

[Anonymous No.54175922]

Computers.. Putin'

[Anonymous No.54175924]

>>54175903
???????????????????????????????
>>54175918
No that's what i meant. she's latina but she's from a very white SoCal culture

[Anonymous No.54175925]

>>54175816

>recession looming, rates start to drop
>congress starts whispering about helicopter money
>bonds puke and long end rates bounce up as big holders bail
>'bond king' completely baffled by this incredibly foreseeable series of events
>gets heemed yet again, just as he was heemed by inflation he should have seen coming

2020 all over again. SOON.

[Anonymous No.54175929]

i've never touched the stock market before and now i'm scrambling to become financially literate and save as much money as possible ASAP so i can invest and benefit from the incoming collapse

[Anonymous No.54175930]

>>54175903
having dinner with the vilage sarrs

[Anonymous No.54175937]

>>54175895
The very definition of goblina

[Anonymous No.54175938]

>>54175439
lol just seize them bro. what are they gonna do?

[Anonymous No.54175939]

>>54175899
There are no more single-stock futures.

[Anonymous No.54175947]

>>54175887
>>54175915
>rate Joe Biden's oil trade
>>dump SPR at $100-$120 barrel
>>buy back at $70
>kinda based ngl

we didn't "dump" the oil on someone else though, we used it for ourselves. so its not really a short sale. still better to refill @ 70$ than 100$ though so not bad execution

[Anonymous No.54175949]

>>54175887
>buy back at $70
This didn't happen. If it were to happen at any meaningful scale, prices would rapidly spike to $90+.

>dump SPR at $100-$120 barrel
This actually didn't happen either. Most dumping was done at lower levels, averaging around $90.

Still a 10/10 trade because SPR is pointless and it gained dems a few votes.

[Anonymous No.54175953]

So we are gonna giga pump moonday right?

[Anonymous No.54175958]

STOP
FUCKING
SELLING

[Anonymous No.54175959]

>>54175864
Dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

[Anonymous No.54175966]

>>54175953
>he thinks total bank collapse over the weekend is bullish

[Anonymous No.54175972]

>>54175887
he even announced at above $100 that he'll only buy back at $70

[Anonymous No.54175976]

>>54175972
I heckin LOVE Joe Biden now for his elite oil trades.

[Anonymous No.54175978]

>>54175972
MEATBALL JOE

[Anonymous No.54175981]

>>54175953
Wednesday, of course

[Anonymous No.54175986]

>>54175939
>he can't trade SSFs
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54175987]

>>54175930
What the fuck is that? Also, I hate how poos eat liquidy shit with their hands, fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.54175991]

>>54175966
>oh no, I can't keep my money in savings
>I wonder where I should put it?
lol

[Anonymous No.54175993]

>>54175959
>Can't even post some Gloria Estefan or Shakira to keep the goblina theme

[Anonymous No.54175994]

Crab city

[Anonymous No.54175995]

[Anonymous No.54176018]

>entire week wiped
Welp bros, I'm going to bed. Enjoy your weekend.

[Anonymous No.54176028]

>>54175930
Jesus Christ dude
That was food?
Looked like art class.
Fuck!

[Anonymous No.54176030]

>>54175993
sad!

[Anonymous No.54176031]

Remember when JXN was a profitable company?

[Anonymous No.54176034]

>>54176018
get used to it, we are heading into crab millennia until the entire middle class is successfully eliminated

[Anonymous No.54176039]

He didn't sell on yesterday's exit pump.

[Anonymous No.54176050]

>People saving hundreds of dollars using ChatGPT to write code for them instead of investing their entire net worth to help make the AI become more racist.

[Anonymous No.54176057]

>>54176034
>we are heading into crab millennia
Where my scalp niggaz at

[Anonymous No.54176061]

>>54175939
>Currently the CFTC does not allow US legal residents to trade SSFs outside of the United States.
you're right, I didn't know US is that cucked
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.54176063]

>>54176050
Don't worry: I'm working on an AI based on George Lincoln Rockwell

[Anonymous No.54176068]

I'm... I'm gonna....

I'M GONNA SLUUUUUURRRRPP

[Anonymous No.54176075]

I keep on talking about buying QQQ puts on every pump but I never do it. And then the next few days the market slides down and I beclown myself.

[Anonymous No.54176082]

The real redpill is that nearly every race of man is worse than the jew, even in terms of duplicity or greed. Ever had to interact with a chink? A nigger?
Or....... the ir*sh?
Why do you think it's said that gingers don't have souls?

[Anonymous No.54176088]

>>54175993
I was going to post JLo, but I can't find anything I want to hear, and Beyonce is close enough.
I already posted Shakira this morning. And Gloria wasn't Goblina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pms9PrL67Gw

[Anonymous No.54176099]

kek

[Anonymous No.54176112]

>>54176082
So invest in Irish Spring (CL)?

[Anonymous No.54176116]

>>54176082
Its true, all antisemitism is just projection.
Jews are based and simply laugh it off. That's why it's so sad and pathetic to see a /pol/tard sperging out here, they are displaying their own complex without even realizing it.

[Anonymous No.54176118]

>>54176061
Non-Americans can also avoid their country's income tax by simply living in another country. Europoors keep winning.

[Anonymous No.54176121]

>>54176099

[Anonymous No.54176124]

>>54176099
what am i looking at? I understand the words but not what I am looking at.

[Anonymous No.54176126]

what are the companies with the highest diversity hire rate?

[Anonymous No.54176129]

>>54176088
Beyonce is black, chud, despite going full Sammy Sosa.

[Anonymous No.54176139]

>>54176124
A loony toon was in charge of a shit TBTF bank.

[Anonymous No.54176143]

>>54176099
its almost like mental illness can not function in reality without it collapsing on itself

[Anonymous No.54176145]

Does anyone know what time of day Fidelity auto-sells options that are close to the strike at expiration? I have a few that are like.... right on the verge

[Anonymous No.54176155]

>>54176145
Anywhere from 2 hours to 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.54176168]

>>54175330
Except its the Euro that is rising, not the Dollar

[Anonymous No.54176183]

>>54176168
>for now...

[Anonymous No.54176186]

were squeezing lyft last chance to get in before we moon

[Anonymous No.54176188]

who bought?

[Anonymous No.54176191]

>>54176129
>Beyonce is black,
yikes. you need some radar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrOe2h9RtWI

[Anonymous No.54176194]

Fuck I am stupid, I invested in office REITs

[Anonymous No.54176197]

>>54176155
Ugh....

[Anonymous No.54176199]

>>54176188
I just never sold

[Anonymous No.54176202]

>>54176118
yeah and even CFDs are banned from US is it why you have so many options gambler?
I'm exclusively trading future index cfds for years, I can't imagine doing anything other than that

[Anonymous No.54176205]

>>54176197
just roll 1dte out (but since it's the weekend you're gonna have to go further)

[Anonymous No.54176208]

>>54176194
Wasn't there an anon on here Monday saying to all in on REITS?

[Anonymous No.54176210]

Every single time I take a shit in public and the toilet has an actual tank, I shit in the tank. If it doesn't have a tank and does have a drop ceiling I use a plastic bag to fish the turd out of the toilet and throw it into the ceiling after moving a tile before replacing it. How do I profit from this on the stock market?

[Anonymous No.54176217]

>>54176194
>office REITs
"Hey, Pam, did you hear what anon bought?"

[Anonymous No.54176224]

>>54176205
They're TQQQ, so I'd have to go to next Friday

[Anonymous No.54176227]

>>54176210
HCCI and CWST

[Anonymous No.54176229]

Baggot you dirty jew nigger kike I lost 8% today because of your shitty IDEX suggestion. I'm definitely going to remember this.

[Anonymous No.54176235]

>>54176194
You looked at all the WFH and the chart since 2020 and went "yup, that's a buy!"?

[Anonymous No.54176237]

>>54176229
with jews you _______

[Anonymous No.54176238]

>>54176229
Why would you be down? You're supposed to inverse that retard.

[Anonymous No.54176248]

CRBP Bros. Lol.

[Anonymous No.54176250]

>>54176210
GALT

[Anonymous No.54176255]

>>54176191
Son, I saw how black she was in TLC back in the 90s. Scrub.

[Anonymous No.54176262]

>>54176143
I think it got comfy rotting out everything else because the banking system held up every company they touched. Now that it's in the banking system, it's collapsing the foundation and everything but their refusal to take responsibility won't survive.

[Anonymous No.54176264]

HEAL ALREADY

[Anonymous No.54176272]

>>54176210
Based liberal wyboi fucking his own ecosystem and then crying about muh environment

[Anonymous No.54176276]

>>54176235
Apparently

[Anonymous No.54176278]

>>54176229
>he bought a company called Ideanomics

[Anonymous No.54176279]

>that one anon got stopped out of FRC right before it reverses
this is why you don't use stop losses

[Anonymous No.54176284]

>>54176099
>Authenticity and Resiliance

[Anonymous No.54176289]

>>54176238
It was an experiment to see if peak clown market was capable of inversing the inversing of baggot to make his terrible suggestions somehow be right. Unfortunately he's such a slimy Jew that even peak clown market can make his suggestions right even once.

[Anonymous No.54176295]

>>54176255
Anon, you're a faggot in /biz/ trying to out spot a /pol/tard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Knowles

[Anonymous No.54176301]

>>54175257

[Anonymous No.54176307]

>>54176289
Sounds like you're well-justified for a revenge rape. No jury in the world would convict.

[Anonymous No.54176318]

>>54176301
and they get a 1k fine. so what?

[Anonymous No.54176325]

>>54175930
Are they eating plasticine?

[Anonymous No.54176326]

>>54175987
my dad went to india a couple times and every time he gets horrible food poisoining

[Anonymous No.54176329]

is it really over or is it just going to be hard times? please, honest opinions only.

[Anonymous No.54176342]

>>54176295
>/pol/tard
Cool self own I guess?

[Anonymous No.54176343]

>>54176227
Based and will buy some
>>54176250
Kekked, might buy
>>54176272
I just like shitting in toilet tanks or throwing it into the ceiling. It's not my problem after it drops out of my ass. I laugh maniacally each time I do it, nearly crashed my car one time I was kekking so hard.

[Anonymous No.54176345]

>>54176329

[Anonymous No.54176348]

>>54176099
>authenticity

[Anonymous No.54176353]

>>54176301
What is this, a black swan for ants? I'm going to need proof

[Anonymous No.54176360]

>>54176116
Yes, purim is basically dedicates to jew making fun of themselves.

[Anonymous No.54176361]

>>54176278
Sad thing is I was going to buy PMs but some chud here was like "why would you buy the top of PMs". Yeah go look at SLV right now, I would have been much better off. I know this general is full of completely incompetent retards most of the time. But I'm genuinely shocked at this point.
>>54176307
Oh there will be a very aggressive and merciless raping coming to baggot in Minecraft. If anyone sees that slimy kike today you let him know. I'm taking his gookfu as payment, he didn't pay much for her anyway so that's me being nice.

[Anonymous No.54176368]

>>54176329
how many times in the past was it over? that's probably a decent predictor of how it's going to be now

[Anonymous No.54176375]

Srry crash bros i already sold my put.

[Anonymous No.54176382]

when does the witching actually start? kinda bored over here

[Anonymous No.54176384]

>>54176375
shut your whore mouth

[Anonymous No.54176420]

>>54175811
They just mad cause they’ll never be this comfy

[Anonymous No.54176421]

>>54175355
>industrial broker
well I hope he enjoyed it while it lasted. he will be without a job next year
>t. CRE banker

[Anonymous No.54176423]

>>54176099
Hire the mentally ill

Go broke

Pottery

[Anonymous No.54176431]

>>54176361
Don't buy SLV, buy PSLV instead.
Having PMs in the portfolio is always a good hedge, so long as you consider it no different than holding cash (it only rises with inflation in the long-term).
The talmud says to keep 1/3 of your wealth hidden away in physical PMs and to hide it in the corners of the house in the foundation because other hiding tricks are easily discovered by thieves. It says to keep another 1/3 for life expenses, and the last 1/3 only for speculation.
Holding 1/3 pslv is close enough.

[Anonymous No.54176440]

https://twitter.com/vigilantefilly/status/1636776922536460310

[Anonymous No.54176445]

>>54176420
I could save her

[Anonymous No.54176446]

>>54176382
Starts whenever you want but the runtime is about an hour and a half.

[Anonymous No.54176452]

>>54176421
CRE is so fucked. who on earth is going to be leasing giant office space anymore when you can just work from home

[Anonymous No.54176459]

does anyone have the joe biden taken a selfie behind a red stock market heatmap?

[Anonymous No.54176464]

>>54176420
Tell these fucking nerds to stay away from my gril

[Anonymous No.54176470]

A large coronal mass ejection is happening right now. Expect a bull run for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.54176471]

CRBP just keeps going up.

[Anonymous No.54176472]

>>54176446
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.54176473]

>>54176452
Personally I want to short Chicago CRE in particular. The CME CEO's wife got carjacked and a new (still Dem) mayor isn't going to reverse that.

[Anonymous No.54176484]

>>54176470
>corona
fuck off

[Anonymous No.54176487]

>>54175355
That's a good sign, have you seen garbage don's shoes?
>>54176431
Well now I can't buy PMs because I have to find a meme stock to quickly get back the money I lost from IDEX.

[Anonymous No.54176492]

>>54176473
uh sweety, those are just reparations you chud

[Anonymous No.54176495]

>>54176329
>is it just going to be hard times?
When the line goes down even after you've bought and you don't have any cash left. That's hard times, daddy!

[Anonymous No.54176498]

>>54175930
Mmmmmm. Is that cold cookie dough?

[Anonymous No.54176501]

>>54175257
Why

[Anonymous No.54176506]

>>54176459

[Anonymous No.54176507]

>>54176492
Good reminder about SF. But I think that insane new upzoning law might cause a flood of bidders wanting to throw together Section 8 skyscrapers.

[Anonymous No.54176511]

>>54175330
>Swiss having more power than their banks
Good one.
>>54176446
Damn, she got ruined.

[Anonymous No.54176512]

>>54176446
Don't even start, I'm in a bad mood today and will not tolerate any amount of Anya posting.

[Anonymous No.54176518]

>>54176506
What is a good Ukraine ticker?

[Anonymous No.54176525]

>>54176484
It’s like a solar flare

[Anonymous No.54176529]

>>54176506
Fact check: False. This is actually the current blood red state of the market.

[Anonymous No.54176537]

Credit Suisse is back down to $2.

[Anonymous No.54176538]

>>54176501
I covered my BBBY short.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54176543]

>>54176512
Did you find out your famous streamer gf is already married?

[Anonymous No.54176549]

California bros, dont forget to set aside 30% of your trading profits for reparations

[Anonymous No.54176552]

>>54176361
IDEX was a total bust. Glad I just threw lunch money at it.

[Anonymous No.54176553]

>>54176525
>It’s like a solar flare
no it's like the cold. jesus what's with all you people and exaggeration

[Anonymous No.54176556]

>>54176537
There is only one man capable of getting Credit Suisse above $5....................

[Anonymous No.54176561]

I got 2k to buy something with. Shill me your favorite boring stock. I got NEE and DUK. Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.54176566]

>>54176556
Only The God of Shitcos can save us.

[Anonymous No.54176574]

>>54176459

[Anonymous No.54176572]

>>54176556
RELEASE HIM!

[Anonymous No.54176578]

>>54176566
My boi, Billy Hwang, he just needs, more margin.

[Anonymous No.54176583]

>>54176556
>SNB extends CS $100b in credit
>CS extends bill $100b in credit
>Total Financial Victory

[Anonymous No.54176591]

>>54176210
>afraid to handle your own poop
NGTMI

[Anonymous No.54176592]

>>54176583
I. Made. This. Meme. This. Is. My. Meme. And. No. One. Credits. Me. For. It. We. Live. In. A. Society.

[Anonymous No.54176594]

>>54176583
whats he buying?

[Anonymous No.54176596]

>>54176561
I bought MBUU today. I believe that recreational boats are good inflation hedge and people will start buying them to save their wealth from recession.

[Anonymous No.54176599]

>>54176583

[Anonymous No.54176602]

>>54176572
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

[Anonymous No.54176604]

>>54176342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hanjM_IenU

[Anonymous No.54176608]

>>54176592
no, I made it.

[Anonymous No.54176609]

>>54176543
Baggot you shilled IDEX and I lost 8% on it. I should have known better than to listen to you, but I want a sincere apology from you right this fucking instant.

[Anonymous No.54176617]

>>54176592
Memes by their very nature belong to no one and have no sole originator

[Anonymous No.54176620]

>>54176229
You lost your edge when you stopped the updates.

[Anonymous No.54176622]

>>54175758
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.54176623]

>>54176599
if u laughed at the picture and like the meme then you should thank me and not this guy >>54176583
and also this >>54176608 guy I will report you if you keep spreading false statements about how you made the meme and not me
>>54176617
Kike.

[Anonymous No.54176626]

>>54175991
do you really think your petty change money will make any difference in the stock market whatsoever

[Anonymous No.54176634]

>>54176622
h-hi

[Anonymous No.54176637]

>>54176596
>MBUU
Interesting, thanks. Ill check it out.

[Anonymous No.54176646]

>>54176543
Hey, Fuck head. You owe me $30. You said IDEX was gonna moon today and I believed you.

Do you have Zelle?

[Anonymous No.54176645]

>>54176537
(((they))) got him but he will come back stronger and does the needful

[Anonymous No.54176647]

Is it really as simple as buying COIN weekly calls whenever Bitcoin starts going up? Calls are up like 1000% this week just for 65C

[Anonymous No.54176648]

>>54176592
>>54176608
I'll borrow one (You) each from Rocker, Baggie, and Scoops. That diverse portfolio of AAA posters can be easily rolled into 20, even 30 anon (You)s.

I can offer you 5 of them.

[Anonymous No.54176667]

>>54176647
Well your black swan risk is Biden unbanking wherever else COIN stores their money.

[Anonymous No.54176672]

Этo кoнeц.

[Anonymous No.54176677]

>>54176672

[Anonymous No.54176679]

>>54176647
yes but you have to do it before BTC starts going up or the IV skyrockets

[Anonymous No.54176683]

>>54176446
My best friend thinks this Ayy bitch is so hot, and I have no idea why.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54176684]

>>54176609
>>54176646
Sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.54176695]

>>54176692

>>54176692

>>54176692

[Anonymous No.54176706]

>>54176695
dumb early baker

[Anonymous No.54176710]

>>54176626
I don't do physics. When 1/4 of the load of a traveling object starts to shift direction, I assume the remaining 3/4 is capable of shutting that down by inertia..

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54176712]

@54176648
fuck off, you're not getting anymore yous.
filtered

[Anonymous No.54176713]

>>54176695
>early
>gross OP image
>no links

[Anonymous No.54176720]

>>54176646
He owes me $87, I'm going to give him my cash app and I expect payment

[Anonymous No.54176729]

>>54176695
Delete that trannyshit early bake or I will strike your portfolio down where you stand.

Yes, even the cash portion.

[Anonymous No.54176731]

>>54176695
Clean it up Jannies

[Anonymous No.54176736]

>>54176710
whoops, missed my https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA

[Anonymous No.54176742]

>>54176487
Slow and steady, anon. Don't try to 'quickly win back' your losses. First preserve 1/3 of your wealth, then win back the rest with your speculative 1/3.

[Anonymous No.54176746]

it's over for me bros... only SPY 400eod can save me now

[Anonymous No.54176747]

>>54176729
Raise the thread baking rates by 2% now Mr. Powell!

[Anonymous No.54176751]

>>54175257
What would happen if you created national full reserve non speculative banks and reintroduced the gold standard?

[Anonymous No.54176764]

>>54176751
Total global financial collapse

[Anonymous No.54176766]

>>54176747
You would regret that the moment you get it.

[Anonymous No.54176770]

>>54176751
>full reserve non speculative banks and reintroduced the gold standard?
GDP drops because there is less money to lend out.

[Anonymous No.54176773]

>>54176683
I see it on occasion, but it’s fleeting. She’s a good actress and has a good bearing. Seems like a nice girl who probably fucks like a fighter jet.

[Anonymous No.54176796]

>>54176751
Don't be racist

[Anonymous No.54176805]

>>54176770
If money is fugazi, then is GDP fugazi too?

[Anonymous No.54176812]

>>54176751
Sounds like an anti-Semitic hate crime.
What do you reserve all the currency we have with anyways? You would need trillions upon trillions of some asset.

[Anonymous No.54176818]

>>54176746
https://youtu.be/i4mkRwkQRoQ?t=10

[Anonymous No.54176820]

/thread

[Anonymous No.54176824]

test

[Anonymous No.54176845]

>>54176824
Still dead I'm afraid

[Anonymous No.54176852]

>>54176609
If it makes you feel better my RYCEY shares are now up 21%

[Anonymous No.54176853]

>>54176845
Kek

[Anonymous No.54176862]

>>54175812
Their entire banking system would collapse and perhaps they'd be in trouble with other countries who would confiscate Swiss assets to recoup losses for their depositors.

It's not like this is a domestic bank where the depositors are normal people and have no other choice. These are millionaires and multi-billionaires, extremely influential individuals and large corporations.

[Anonymous No.54176866]

>>54176812
Well, if you can't do it with gold just do it with paper? Legal tender and all of that.

[Anonymous No.54176875]

>>54176672
wto?

[Anonymous No.54176970]

what's with this retarded price action where every other candle is a doji? are we stuck in this hell forever because of 0dte?

[Anonymous No.54176982]

>>54176751
Please keep the antisemitism to an absolute minimum.

[Anonymous No.54177180]

>>54175355
How did he get 8-9 figures cleaning toilets?

[Anonymous No.54177463]

>>54175426
But will it continue to slide back by Monday?

Definitely a fat pump next week no doubt.

[Anonymous No.54177992]

>>54176862
meh. they should make sure that this kind of shit isn't possible

[Anonymous No.54178901]

>>54177463
nope sorry, this is the bounce.
green pre-open red til wed when the fed spins up 5t on the printer