/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54166569]

Ides of March Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>54164660

[Anonymous No.54166632]

[Anonymous No.54166640]

I'm thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.54166644]

Are we actually back on QE mode?

[Anonymous No.54166645]

>>54166632
>bear market
>after the fed restarted qe with a 400 billion dollar pump in 1 week
hahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.54166653]

can't wait for Euro data today to immediately reset us back to yesterday

[Anonymous No.54166654]

so we're just going to pump for a week on hopium and lack of long-term memory?
fucking hell i'm really starting to dislike people in the most general sense

[Anonymous No.54166661]

>>54166632
Only half of the bear market is dangerous. The rest is a crab.

[Anonymous No.54166676]

>>54166654
no we're going to pump on the confirmation that powell wont let anything fail

[Anonymous No.54166682]

>>54166644
Melt up is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.54166685]

At least I still have my Chet's Danding Buy-In Jotto of the Costa Costa Rica. Abs oh loot Lee spec tack you lure deez ein spared no eggs pence.

[Anonymous No.54166687]

The market went woke therefore it shall go broke

[Anonymous No.54166689]

are we actually back?

[Anonymous No.54166690]

>>54166676
Except the dollar.

[Anonymous No.54166693]

I don't feel so good bros. Its like they want to bring about hyperinflation to the plebs.

[Anonymous No.54166708]

Wtf is going on with Bitcoin? Did I fuck up by selling my miner stocks?

[Anonymous No.54166724]

>>54166676
i don't see how bailing out depositors is incongruent with more rate hikes. he's told us the market can get itself fucked more than once.

[Anonymous No.54166733]

>>54166724

[Anonymous No.54166734]

>>54166708
>He fell for the "crypto is worthless" meme
You realize they pushed that for years, right? And that they just put out targeted hits on the main crypto onramp banks?

Do you need someone to spell it out for you?

[Anonymous No.54166743]

>>54166644
yes, but actually no. basically, by bailing out banks (again) JPow has now accelerated inflation which is going to of course destabilize the already unstable economy. short term bull run, long term hyperinflation. that is, if JPow decides to do a 25 point hike or a pause. if he sticks with a 50 point hike, we might not get hurt as bad.

[Anonymous No.54166747]

>>54166645
Europe doesnt have a money printer you dumb cunt. When their banks collapse (which they will) it will send ripples worldwide. It could be as soon as tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54166759]

>>54166747
>the side of the planet that printed more and tightened less during QE and QT is going to let their banks fail
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid fucking bobo nigger

[Anonymous No.54166763]

>>54166743
>yes, but actually no. basically, by bailing out banks (again) JPow
I mean banks or not the fed balance sheet increased.

[Anonymous No.54166773]

>>54166734
Ain’t it funny how republicans always triple debt? So much for fiscal conservative

[Anonymous No.54166780]

>>54166747
>Europe doesnt have a money printer you dumb cunt
That's disproven by the continued existence of Greece.

[Anonymous No.54166783]

It's back.
>We're over.

[Anonymous No.54166795]

Stop it!

[Anonymous No.54166802]

>>54166783
50% TQQQ
50% SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54166815]

It was a good day at the stock market, so I just ate skittles for dinner...

[Anonymous No.54166820]

>>54166743
>long term hyperinflation
Soft landing chuds

[Anonymous No.54166822]

Is this a viable strategy?
>>54166518
>>54166610
>>54166786

[Anonymous No.54166840]

>>54166773
You can't talk about cutting anything without retards seething over it.
>Welfare
NOOO THINK OF THE BLACK PEOPLE
>Social Security
NOOO THINK OF THE BOOMERS THAT HAVE DISPROPORTIONATELY MORE WEALTH
>Defense
NOOOO THINK OF THE MILITARY CONTRACTS
>Medicare
NOOOO THINK OF THE PRE EXISTING CONDITIONS

It's not popular to actually fix the issue, taxes are unpopular and so is cutting spending.

[Anonymous No.54166844]

>>54166822
Reincorporate yourself as an LLC first.

[Anonymous No.54166864]

YAY!! GO JEROME JEROME!! THATS A AFRICAN NAME BUT YOU COOL BECAUSE YOU GAVE MY PORTFOLIO DO A LITTLE SUMETHING SUMETHING YA KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

[Anonymous No.54166876]

>>54166840
I'm convinced the culture war is a work because actually doing government is unpopular.

[Anonymous No.54166882]

>>54166864
>THATS A AFRICAN NAME

it is a greek name derived from "Hieronymus"

[Anonymous No.54166887]

>>54166864
>GO JEROME JEROME!! THATS A AFRICAN NAME
retard

[Anonymous No.54166888]

Im learning the market and very retarded. Why would someone sell in the money puts instead of just selling their shares?

For example FRC puts rn have strike prices at like $60. Why would they not just sell the shares themselves? Or why don't I just buy it and sell the shares at market open?

[Anonymous No.54166890]

>>54166822
I put my 401k et al into 4-6 month treasury notes yielding ~4.8%

I didn't have any conviction about any equities so I figured I could at least do that until they mature.

[Anonymous No.54166898]

>>54166864
I'm not convinced there's a single ghetto black that knows who Jerome Powell is

[Anonymous No.54166916]

>>54166898
We should see if we can get some non-profit cash to start a program to teach inner city black youths about the Federal Reserve.
Has anyone on /smg/ ever written a grant proposal before?

[Anonymous No.54166957]

>>54166864
>THATS A AFRICAN NAME
The first Black Chairman of the Fed should be named Mansa.

[Anonymous No.54166961]

>>54166898

[Anonymous No.54167002]

>>54166916
Maybe it's the drugs getting to me, but teaching at-risk youth about the intricacies of finance sounds like a great idea.
>Has anyone on /smg/ ever written a grant proposal before
This is what AI was invented for.

[Anonymous No.54167018]

>>54166822
Using securities instead of bank deposits for your savings? Yes, that's viable.

Arguably, a conservative money-market fund is as safe as, or safer than, a bank account. "But a bank account is insured by the FDIC and an MMF isn't!" True, but an MMF has less need for insurance because it holds the underlying securities and you, a shareholder, own the fund.

A bank account needs insurance because the interest on your savings is funded by the business's operations, which can lose money. A bank doesn't set aside income-generating securities exclusively for your savings account and grant you ownership of them.

[Anonymous No.54167021]

If you sell a put it will probably not be exercised until expiry. You might be able to keep the premium if the price moves.

Also it could be part of a multi-leg strategy.

[Anonymous No.54167022]

>>54166733
given that uptick is bailing out depositors how does that chart contradict what i said

[Anonymous No.54167024]

Is the Nasdaq going up because people are pricing in less rates and quicker cuts? At the beginning of the week I thought 25bps was it next week but now I think 50bps is on the table again

[Anonymous No.54167034]

>>54167018
>True, but an MMF has less need for insurance because it holds the underlying securities and you, a shareholder, own the fund.
Not to mention the current Yankee administration has a certain aversion to...breaking the buck.

[Anonymous No.54167035]

>>54167022
doesnt matter, money was printed
the depositor's original funds are still in the system, the bank just lost it all on bad trades

[Anonymous No.54167040]

>>54167021
should have been a (You) >>54166888

[Anonymous No.54167044]

>>54166888
That assumes you have the shares to sell.

[Anonymous No.54167046]

>>54167024
rate hikes are irrelevant now that the fed is printing hundreds of billions of dollars again

[Anonymous No.54167065]

>>54167046
Not for the real economy
The banks get the money, the rest get rate hikes

[Anonymous No.54167072]

>>54167065
yeah so assets are gonna pump

[Anonymous No.54167079]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54167081]

>>54167046
Tell that to the bond markets

[Anonymous No.54167087]

>>54167022
right, but how does that stop interest rates from being risen yet again?

[Anonymous No.54167089]

>>54167046
It just makes it harder for normies to get cheap loans. That and, because of the inflation, houses will become more expensive.

Boy, it feels good to be locked into a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.54167090]

>>54166882
NIGGA WE WAS ROME!!!! WE ROMAN GODZ!!! WHEN IN ROME DO WHAT NIGGAZ DO>>> WHATS GUUUUUDDDDD

[Anonymous No.54167096]

>>54167081
bonds are getting slurped like CRAZY what are you smoking

[Anonymous No.54167099]

>>54167072
Which ones? Much of the last decade was financed on cheap debt. Now there is no cheap debt.

[Anonymous No.54167101]

first for fuck joe biden

[Anonymous No.54167105]

>>54167087
fuck, pic was very pertinent, my question
>right, but how does that stop interest rates from being risen yet again?
was meant for >>54167035

[Anonymous No.54167114]

>>54167072
>rate hikes hurt the economy
>assets are going to pump
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.54167116]

>>54166820
JPOW-sama...
yamete...
I Should Not Have Doubted You

[Anonymous No.54167118]

>>54167099
real rates are plummeting in the financial system due to the fed liquidity injections. the more the fed prints for these "bailouts" the looser financial conditions will get and the lower corporate bond rates will go, propping up zombie corps
the FFR isn't everything

[Anonymous No.54167120]

It's happening

[Anonymous No.54167121]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.54167123]

>>54167096
All the money flowing in to bonds means less money to pump the markets.

[Anonymous No.54167125]

>>54167034
Susie, pour an iced tea for this gentleman.

[Anonymous No.54167134]

>>54167114
rate hikes primarily hurt the financial sector, and we've seen what happened when the banks started to feel a little bit of pain

>>54167123
money is flowing into bonds because the fed just printed 400 billion you moron

[Anonymous No.54167140]

>>54167120
you stole my post

[Anonymous No.54167156]

Fuck it. I'm not explaining it for free.
Night everybody.

[Anonymous No.54167162]

Someone make a pointing soijacks meme with the balance sheet graph since it keeps getting reposted.

[Anonymous No.54167166]

Which side will Jerome side with in 5 days anons? Place your bets
>Raise rates
Banks continue to get sent to the shadow realm with their bond losses
>Cut rates
Consumers pay for the bail outs via inflation

[Anonymous No.54167167]

[Anonymous No.54167180]

>>54167166
he will pause but continue printing money to cover the bank's losses, reverting all M2 contraction and sending inflation (and stocks) to jupiter

[Anonymous No.54167179]

>>54167162
Be the change you want to see anon

[Anonymous No.54167211]

>>54167166
He will raise rates. Banks will use the new QE mechanism to sweep their bond losses under the rug. Consumers continue to get heemed with higher cost of debt; Equities crab.

[Anonymous No.54167225]

>>54167211
What about businesses? Most are really leveraged with lots of debt too.

[Anonymous No.54167228]

>>54167021
Okay, I guess I can see why the seller would do that. Once again, excuse my stupidness, so if I buy a put for example, that is in the money tomorrow morning, am I able to sell it for profit then and there or do I have to hold until expiry?

[Anonymous No.54167240]

>>54167162
>Someone make a pointing soijacks meme
excuse me sir but this is an anime website

[Anonymous No.54167255]

>>54167225
Everyone who relied upon the green faucet is getting heemed

[Anonymous No.54167270]

>>54167134
rate hikes hurt every part of the economy that involves debt, obviously
which is basically everything

[Anonymous No.54167271]

>>54167002

[Anonymous No.54167276]

>>54167121
Feds had to loan out in the past week more money in its discount window to banks than was needed to be provided in 08.

[Anonymous No.54167280]

>>54167121

[Anonymous No.54167282]

>>54167166
Fuck dem banks.

[Anonymous No.54167286]

>>54167270
financials are the ones that get hurt the most the fastest
zombiecorps can shamble for years with high rate debt because it takes months/years for their debt to roll over

[Anonymous No.54167302]

>>54167225
The Fed is trying to cause unemployment; so it makes sense that businesses must either cut costs (layoffs) or find some other funding if debt is too expensive (dilute stock, stop buybacks,etc).

>>54167228
Yeah you can 'sell to close' your long option any time before expiry; or usually it will be exercised automatically if it's in the money on expiry.

[Anonymous No.54167304]

>>54167180
stocks don't increase with high inflation

[Anonymous No.54167313]

>>54167302
Thanks, anon. I appreciate the help.

[Anonymous No.54167316]

>>54167166
It's obvious Jerome will raise rates.

This motherfucker had the same speech almost every single time last year.

It's his language tone and demeanor that will move the markets. I believe he will try to talk down the markets. while saying in the same breath WE HAVE NOT QE QE QE and we will use it... Price Stability. Maximum employment.

Markets will probably rally after the meeting because of his dovish stance.

[Anonymous No.54167330]

>>54167046
No they matter. Banks still have to hand out loans. If people begin to hold less money in banks it means banks become limited in the amount of loans they can hand out. Compound this with increasing inflation and higher pressure to protect money. Also now the banks are beholden to the government who has the entire banking system by the balls for the first time in a long fucking time and the FED now has 0 impetus to lower rates allowing them to punish the banks even more.

It doesn't matter how much liquidity the FED injects if people can't use it then it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.54167339]

>>54167302
>exercised automatically
AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUNDING? HEH. YOUR ACCOUNT EXPLODES!

[Anonymous No.54167368]

How long will this pump last

[Anonymous No.54167378]

>>54167368
2048

[Anonymous No.54167388]

>>54167286
doesnt contradict what I said

[Anonymous No.54167393]

>>54167282
based

[Anonymous No.54167397]

>>54166961
Lol I remember this

[Anonymous No.54167401]

i lost $16,000 so far this week playing options

how are you guys doing?

[Anonymous No.54167408]

>>54167121
Funny to think that some suckers actually believed QT was really going to happen.

[Anonymous No.54167415]

>>54167280
Underrated

[Anonymous No.54167430]

>>54167368
I will be surprised if it lasts a few days lol, Euro data today could kill it already

[Anonymous No.54167434]

>>54167368
Probably sometime in April. when we might get a higher low or a lower low. who the fuck knows. then we will probably rally close to ATH or just crab for the entire year. Or some sectors we will do well and others will crash... something something something...

big crash probably not here yet....

so BFTP.

I'm mapping out different scenarios so i don't get wrecked like oil is getting wrecked right now.

[Anonymous No.54167448]

>>54167368
by my exacting calculations, roughly two more weeks.

>VNR

[Anonymous No.54167454]

>>54167401
I bought an amazon put before the pump this morning. I'm so good at this.

[Anonymous No.54167465]

Even if the Fed were to raise rates but soften it with their "Not-QE" program, banks would still get heemed by the losses on their mortage backed securities. There is no possible scenario in which the Fed forces inflation back to normal and banks don't collapse. They're in denial right now.

[Anonymous No.54167475]

>>54167368
Next week the Fed will hike 25 BEPIS and signal a pause to asses ongoing financial stability.

The DXY dies, and we pump.

[Anonymous No.54167477]

>>54167465
>in which the Fed forces inflation back to normal

[Anonymous No.54167476]

>>54167465
it can take months before this thing collapse. you might short into the an epic rally...

[Anonymous No.54167493]

>>54167465
So, what’s the end game here? The Fed owns all the banks and inflates forever? Where the fuck is the off-ramp if they don’t let insolvent banks fail?

[Anonymous No.54167502]

>>54167465
Wrong. Deposits would increase as more cash enters the system. People would borrow at higher rates as inflation becomes persistent and those rates start to feel more normalized.
Positive spreads return, and the legacy losses are slowly left in the past.

[Anonymous No.54167522]

>>54167502
Is QT over? Interest rate increases aren’t going to curb inflation for 5000 years.

[Anonymous No.54167526]

>>54167502
Re-read my post. They have to choose between 2.5% inflation OR saving banks. In your scenario they choose the banks, and let inflation rip.

[Anonymous No.54167533]

>>54167493
The fed will allow small regional banks to fail. forcing everyone into the big four banks.

Once cbdc is launched these small banks are obsolete and useless.

something something inflation cannot be controlled. debt crisis currency crises. Bond market explodes. new digital currency something something something. welcome to the great reset eat bugs, cut off cock. have virtual gay sex.. etc. etc. etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.54167543]

I constantly think about all the stock I have and how long it will take for it to grow to real wealth.

[Anonymous No.54167565]

>>54167543
If you 100x times your portfolio right now, will you be rich?

[Anonymous No.54167568]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54167569]

>>54167434
So cash gang in April got it

[Anonymous No.54167580]

>>54166644
Fed is gonna ratchet up to 10% rate while handing out free money. Nobody knows wtf its gonna do

[Anonymous No.54167584]

>>54167533
Why wouldn’t they simply gobble up all the banks? Why stop at the big 4? If you had USD in one of the big 4 they couldn’t make you convert to CBDC due to terms of service.

[Anonymous No.54167585]

Bobo: I've got Crabin fever!
Mumu: I've got it too!

CRABIN FEVER!

I got crabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got crabin fever it's driving me insane
We got crabin fever; we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at this channel so long we have simply gone bananas

Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got crabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got crabin fever; we're all going mad


Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

We got crabin fever
No ifs, ands or buts
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts

Ach du lieber Volkswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und wunderbar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

We were trading, trading the momentum was on our side
And then it died


I've got crabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script
Si!

I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a my anime waifu
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Crabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud market has become a jewish psycho ward
We were buying, selling headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Crabin fever!
AAHHH!!

[Anonymous No.54167587]

>>54167565
lesser rich

[Anonymous No.54167598]

Kek Poland gave in and gave Ukraine the F-16 planes. WW3 edges closer. (Not that I'm in favor of that)

[Anonymous No.54167602]

>>54167543
How about you invest in yourself and grow your skills to get a higher paying job and more capital to invest? I've realized these past few years out of college the more I move up in my company the less real work I actually have to do. Half my day is just meetings now. It's kinda sad to me a little because I enjoyed what I did originally but now all I do is manage people who do what I did.

[Anonymous No.54167603]

We are being controlled by the WITCH. the movements this week cannot be trusted. Not saying we will crash. next week, but it's possible.

[Anonymous No.54167607]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54167611]

>>54166687
oi I am fucking laffing

[Anonymous No.54167619]

>>54167587
I'm so close to middle class...

[Anonymous No.54167626]

>>54167587
This is like that height chart that says 6'0 is manlet territory

[Anonymous No.54167638]

>>54167626
I mean it's true though.

[Anonymous No.54167639]

this is a volmageddon market. market maker capitulates tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54167641]

>>54167565
If I had 9x my portfolio right now I could get there because no more PDT rule. I wouldn't necessarily do all day trades, but I wouldn't be having to hold things longer than I want just because I'd trigger the count.

[Anonymous No.54167644]

>>54167602
That's me kinda. Only I do "nothing" and I still get pay hikes. Uh the afternoons are spent a lot of the time with me asleep. That and I ticker watch and bag stocks. Hey it makes the day pass quicker.

[Anonymous No.54167646]

my female broker is irish, I'm gonna send Murph a picture of my cock painted green for st. patricks day, im sure she will appreciate it and increase my margin limit

[Anonymous No.54167648]

>>54167626
Everyone wants to be that one dude from Wolf of Wall Street. I just want to be able to afford a house on the river out in the boonies when I turn 50.

[Anonymous No.54167656]

>>54167644
IT hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.54167664]

TSLA is going to pump tomorrow. Just thought I'd let you guys know. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.54167675]

>>54167476
what sort of options would be the most profitable assuming the big crash occurs on or around March 27?

[Anonymous No.54167678]

>>54167648
Before /gme/ tourists came around the consensus seemed to be most people just wanted to escape the wagie cycle or retire early (as in asap not at 45)

[Anonymous No.54167681]

>>54167648
you don't need money for that, just make your own log cabin out in the sticks for free like this guy https://www.youtube.com/@nikrijavec47

[Anonymous No.54167685]

>>54167046
You know, i've been super confused why some solid twitter handles have been smacking back that this is back to QE. And then it just dawned on me. While the fed can't dial down inflation, they can dial UP QT/QE at a moments notice.

[Anonymous No.54167689]

Especially boring futures tonight.

[Anonymous No.54167690]

>>54167584
Because they require the big banks to help implement the system. eventually all banks will go extinct.

We are transitioning into a new system. just like when you go trans. you don't become a women overnight. You need to take it slowly. First you grow long hair. wear make up. start shaving. take estrogen. Grow breast. THEN cut off cock.

[Anonymous No.54167696]

>>54167664
>TSLA is going to pump tomorrow
TSLA both made me shit tons of money, and lost me shit tons. I think wall street fell out of love for the twitter larper.

[Anonymous No.54167700]

>>54167664
I'll never understand people who trade blue chip stocks. Value traders are the ones I aspire to be like. Right in the middle between lottery ticket pennystock faggots and "I guess I'll just throw my entire savings into QQQ"

[Anonymous No.54167728]

>>54167368
"Sell in May and go away."

[Anonymous No.54167768]

Anyone else going long on microsoft?

[Anonymous No.54167778]

>>54167768
Yes, I have 12% of my total net worth in MSFT

[Anonymous No.54167784]

>crbp mooning
>check my HSA meme account from a year ago
>made like 10k
o I am laffin

[Anonymous No.54167817]

>>54167401
I bought 5000 shares of bbby instead of playing options this week because I think they'll be announcing a merger or acquisition soon. And if not and it goes to nothing I've lost way more in a day playing 0dte's

[Anonymous No.54167831]

>>54167817
What if they go bankrupt won't you lose everything

[Anonymous No.54167874]

ded thred
ded gaem

[Anonymous No.54167882]

>>54167831
Or What if the sec or some other watchdog blocks the merger/acqu

[Anonymous No.54167893]

>>54166844
What would the purpose of the LLC be? I'm pretty sure you can't just have an LLC for a single person's normal expenses

[Anonymous No.54167927]

>>54167831
It's 5% of my account, I'd still be alright. I do think I'll probably get fucked on it but it seemed like a safer bet than buying banks and I haven't gambled in a while. Worst case Ontario I get knocked out of six figure hell.

[Anonymous No.54167949]

>>54167121
>fed raises interest rates to fight inflation while also doing QE which causes inflation
What is this jew magic

[Anonymous No.54167954]

>>54167882
I don't think they will otherwise Brett Icahn wouldn't have dropped his position on the board of Newell to avoid a conflict of interest. I think they were spectacular cocks in trying to put it off but don't really see any way they can block it anymore. I'm sure bears think very differently but it looks extremely oversold to me.

[Anonymous No.54167959]

>>54167121
>>54167120
Boy that looks a lot like....a pivot

[Anonymous No.54167970]

Baggot, I know you're out there. If IDEX dumps tomorrow, I'm getting you kicked out of the synagogue, and I mean it.

[Anonymous No.54167971]

>>54167949
What happens if it works and the CPI is down bigly next month

[Anonymous No.54167982]

>>54167971
It won't, they'll just fudge the numbers like they always do.

[Anonymous No.54167984]

>>54167121
Fuck this I'm done. All in TQQQ in the morning and hold for 20 years. They'll never let the economy crash.
>t. Actual bull

[Anonymous No.54167996]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54167997]

>>54167817
The hedge funds will never let the plebbitors win regardless of what happens.

[Anonymous No.54168017]

>>54167120
>>54167121
Explain to an illiterate retard like me

[Anonymous No.54168023]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54168028]

>>54168017
Inflation will be over 15% in 10 years.
No more banks will ever fail.
Free money for everyone

Printer go brrrrr

[Anonymous No.54168036]

>>54168017
>fed says they are reducing their balance sheet to fight inflation
>raise interest rates to fight inflation
>turn off the printers
>regional banks collapsing due to idiotic woke diversity hires
>Just kidding
>printers turned back on

[Anonymous No.54168043]

>>54168036
>>54168028
Why is the Fed allowed to lie to us

[Anonymous No.54168045]

>>54167997
I didn't know my broker made a reddit account for me when I bought, when do they send me the login details? I wanna see how fast I can get banned kek.

[Anonymous No.54168060]

>>54168043
They didn't lie. They changed their minds. You fucked a girl. She liked it. 3 months later she claims rape because she regretted it.

The fed is the girl and buying cheap shit was sex

[Anonymous No.54168061]

>>54168043
Because they’re a private bank with no shareholders

[Anonymous No.54168066]

>random length lumbers

[Anonymous No.54168067]

>>54168036
I mean... they still fired all those diversity hires.

[Anonymous No.54168077]

>>54168067
Diversity hires will never have to work again. 5m in San Fran if you're black is on the table.

Won't happen but they'll settle for probs like 300k

[Anonymous No.54168088]

Any of you get nuked by stop losses? Do you even use them at all? Ever since I learned about the stop loss data getting sold / price manipulation to trigger them, I've just avoided them entirely.

Only been trading a year with modest gains, but I've never been shaken out either.

[Anonymous No.54168100]

The entire system just runs on QE doesn’t it, literally nothing else matters

[Anonymous No.54168101]

>>54167690
Damn, Korea-bro. You right.

[Anonymous No.54168104]

I'm afraid of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54168107]

>>54168088
I once had my account nuke 40% on leveraged stop losses trading crypto. Made it back in 5 minutes 10x longing a flash crash bounce

Not even kidding. Literally blew up my account and saved it all while taking a shit

[Anonymous No.54168116]

>>54166773
Myth. You really think Clinton had a budget surplus? No one talks about the deficit unless a Republican is in office. The fact is tax cuts generate more government wealth EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. Ask yourself, liberal—why then don’t Democrats support tax cuts?

[Anonymous No.54168129]

>>54167121
While it might seem fucked, the fed aren't buying securities every month like in QE and will just let them roll off, as far as I understand it.
Unless of course they will have to backstop half-trillion worth of banks every month, which is doubtful.

[Anonymous No.54168138]

>>54168107
kek nice

[Anonymous No.54168140]

>>54168045
You'll get your login details when you receive your complimentary bad dragon dildo
>>54168077
Kek they are never getting that money. Read the fine print on who is eligible for the reparations if it passes. It's just more bait to win votes, and discredit anyone right of Joseph Stalin.

[Anonymous No.54168141]

>>54168100
I look at what's going on now like giving a heroin addict some suboxone but still keeping them in a treatment program at rehab. Keep the rates high and maybe keep raising them if necessary but make sure there's enough money people and businesses can still make withdrawals and not start a bank run that turns into a catastrophe even if they try. The going after banks that were crypto on/off ramps is pretty gay but the sec has already been pretty clear about anything that isn't btc/eth or a derivative of as much isn't kosher as far as they're concerned.

[Anonymous No.54168143]

>>54168129
Why is it doubtful when their balance sheets keep showing weakness in their assets? They bought the yield bottoms in droves.

[Anonymous No.54168148]

>>54168116
Democrats steal through the government, Republicans steal through contractors.

[Anonymous No.54168149]

Some good reading if you have time
https://mattstoller.substack.com/p/fire-the-fed

[Anonymous No.54168155]

>>54166876
It’s because everything the Democrats ever say is a lie—and 90% of the DC Republicans are controlled opposition that go to the same parties with them.

[Anonymous No.54168157]

>>54168140
I hope it's the xl flared chance with cumtube, gonna rig it up to dispense beer at the next furry orgy at my place

[Anonymous No.54168164]

I like how the bulls pretend like they're so smart when they've been arguing all this time nothing was wrong yet if the fed hadn't stepped in with $300 Billion of overnight stimmies we would have seen the strong final leg down like 2008. The people who saw it coming got punished.
Now lets watch you ignore the imminent return of 10%+ inflation like this isn't going to kill margins and send us to crabtopia.

[Anonymous No.54168178]

>>54168164
Just buy TQQQ and sell on 10% green days. Boom you beat inflation

[Anonymous No.54168204]

>>54168155
I already said I'm going to bed
>muh conspiracies
MARK

[Anonymous No.54168205]

>>54166840
All the government funding meant to "help poor people" gets funneled to other projects. See Brett favre in Mississippi.

[Anonymous No.54168215]

I just realized I have enough money now from trades this week to comfortably spend 2000 dollars on a couple of ragdoll kittens

[Anonymous No.54168242]

>>54168164
The really funny part about bulls getting their wish is when capital gains gets hiked from 20% to 40% - the hilarious part will be when there's still a crash to 3000 when the rate hikes don't stop, I'm thinking sometime in May right after the rothschilds take their bank private with a buyback. Gigacrab with a side of kangaroo steak until then.

[Anonymous No.54168248]

>>54168178
>Boom you beat inflation
for the day

[Anonymous No.54168258]

>>54168066
>Randomly get assigned a 4 mile long piece of lumber
WTF am I gonna do with this, guys?

[Anonymous No.54168261]

>>54168242
It's dumb, just hit the reset button like in 08 and you can start the ponzi scheme all over again.

[Anonymous No.54168263]

>>54168248
If you pull out you can't lose money

[Anonymous No.54168285]

>>54168263
that's what she said

[Anonymous No.54168286]

>>54167271
There is nothing I have seen in my entire life that ever gave me legit future shock until I started looking into what large language models are capable of. We are in for a wild ride

[Anonymous No.54168287]

>>54168258
Sell it for a nearly 6% profit.

[Anonymous No.54168294]

>>54168263
Ah yes the old Lenny Dykstra strategy
>be 90% underwater on multiple positions
>claim you've never lost on a trade
>never sold a position that's not profitable and just holds for eternity

[Anonymous No.54168297]

>>54168258
>>54168287
Forgot linkrel

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/agriculture/lumber-and-softs/random-length-lumber.html

[Anonymous No.54168296]

>>54168261
They don’t dare, we were so close aswell but they pussied out at the last moment

[Anonymous No.54168304]

>>54168294
Everything goes up eventually

[Anonymous No.54168308]

>>54168148
In that case I would side with Republicans.

[Anonymous No.54168313]

>>54168296
They are just propping up the markets until 2024 elections. If they lose the republicans are stuck with the shit show that was left over, if they win, whatever we won no refunds. What the fed is doing is 100% a political move not a economical one.

[Anonymous No.54168321]

>>54168204
Mitch “Conspiracy” McConnell, I guess…

[Anonymous No.54168324]

>ok we're hiking another 25 bps
>but we're also bailing out banks another $300 Billion because more failed
>and we're still tightening with bonds....

So we're going to pump for another 2 weeks, but when we run out of failing banks to bail out we're going to dump?
or are they going to annouce that they're ending tightening?

[Anonymous No.54168330]

>>54168324
Yes, the markets will dump, and then they'll find another excuse to keep printing. Probably something to do with (((climate change)))

[Anonymous No.54168333]

>>54168164
You’re right about punished. Moving to cash cost me over 2 grand.

[Anonymous No.54168334]

>>54168258
Carve it into the shape of a penis and make it a tourist attraction

[Anonymous No.54168340]

>>54168215
Weird choice, but you be you.

[Anonymous No.54168342]

>>54168313
I don’t think left vs right means anything, these politicians don’t control shit they are just front men ment to take the blame. The real power lies in the banks

[Anonymous No.54168349]

So why is Reddit mad that the fed bailed out banks

[Anonymous No.54168350]

>>54168342
Most definitely, that's where the uniparty comes into play. Both parties are owned by the banks so you aren't wrong. But the narcissistic politicians still want to have their party in control.

[Anonymous No.54168351]

>>54168304
Even GME, BBBY, and AMC?

[Anonymous No.54168355]

>>54167121
The fed saying they will reduce their balance sheet is like an alcoholic saying they will never drink again.

[Anonymous No.54168361]

>>54168351
Not meme stocks

[Anonymous No.54168367]

>>54168355
My assumption is they will just keep printing until it's literally unsustainable, then switch to fed coin and start all over again.

[Anonymous No.54168369]

>>54168261
The FED can't if they continue to fuck up with their interest adjustments the next step will be people wondering if we need a FED at all. The FED HAS to continue rate hikes hell QE and increasing inflation in a really fucky way actually makes it so they can go higher longer which the system DESPERATELY needs to flush it out.

>>54168324
Basically the money printed to bail out the bank is such a tiny drop in the pail that the FED can QE and hike rates to fight inflation. It also takes Jewish pressure off of them to cut rates because let me tell ya deez rate hikes are like anudda shoah I tell ya. We might need to add anudda Yom Kippur for dis one. So if inflation pops a little bit it let's the FED do their job instead of having to deal with a bunch of Jews crashing the banks just for some low interest.

[Anonymous No.54168377]

Futures look down already, all that hero talk for nothing

[Anonymous No.54168383]

>>54168261
I think they will and wanted to but couldn't pull it off right now with a bunch of other countries screeching about hyperinflation and the death of the dollar while trying to get first mover advantage with their own new commodity backed currency standards. They'll have to do something soon though, there's several states with bills in their respective houses to make precious metals a viable form of currency again and I really don't think the federal reserve trying to seize all the gold again is going to go over any better than a lead zeppelin.

[Anonymous No.54168389]

>>54168349
I don't know why Reddit is mad, but here's why I'm mad.
1. Moral hazard. There's no need for banks to "do the right thing" and be careful with risk in the future if they know they'll just be bailed out next time. Make risky bets. Win? Score. Lose? Get bailed out.
2. Inflation. The money to save these banks has to come from somewhere and it's not coming from santa clause or the tooth fairy. We will all end up paying for it via inflation.
3. Unfairness. I have intermediate duration bond funds as a part of my portfolio and they're down 12.5% percent across 2021 and 2022. Am I going to get that 12.5% back like the banks are? Or do I have to wait out the 6 years for the fund to recover? What about all the other mom and pops in my situation?

[Anonymous No.54168415]

>>54168351
They're all set to either go to literally nothing by end of year or run hard. Any moron with a chart that can draw a line can see it, was the entire reason I threw five grand at the cheapest one. Either I lose less than I've lost on calls in a single day or I get to buy a boat.

[Anonymous No.54168440]

>>54168377
They were talking about hero
An hero

[Anonymous No.54168461]

>>54168205
They just don't work, the money would be better off creating jobs

[Anonymous No.54168510]

Oh God Elon musk and Cathie Madoff are in lockstep. I don't know if this is bullish or bearish.

[Anonymous No.54168513]

>>54168164
>>54167134
>>54166645
I thought it was 150B from the FDIC, not 300-400B from the Fed. Can someone link me an article?

[Anonymous No.54168527]

>>54168510
what elon says is largely irrelevant im like 90% certain his account is just a bot that responds to everything nowadays

[Anonymous No.54168536]

I just noticed most trading platforms have green in their logo

[Anonymous No.54168538]

>>54168510
Giga Bullish.

[Anonymous No.54168545]

so SPY is going to pump to ATH now that QE is back?

[Anonymous No.54168549]

>>54168527
He's a self serving narcissist. He's ambitious and smart but you can tell just by the way he treats his employees he's not particularly a great guy.

[Anonymous No.54168554]

I just realized NVDA has a P/E of 138

[Anonymous No.54168563]

>>54168536
For the same reason mcdicks has red and yellow in theirs
>>54168510
Bullish for humanity, doombear for markets once the euphoria of bailouts passes.

[Anonymous No.54168590]

>>54168549
How does he treat his employees poorly? Tesla and SpaceX have some of the best engineers and highest salaries in their respective industries.

[Anonymous No.54168598]

>>54168590
why are you on /smg/ elon?

[Anonymous No.54168644]

>>54168590
People sleeping at the office, working 16 hour days, being told if you aren't as autistic as me get lost, getting fired by a tweet, all of these things show that he has horrific people skills. People don't respect him they fear him, and that isn't conducive to a long term successful company.

[Anonymous No.54168646]

>>54168513
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/federal-reserve-lent-300-billion-in-emergency-funds-to-banks-in-the-past-week

>>54168554
147 now. can we get 200?

[Anonymous No.54168654]

What can I do to get Mullen Automotive to move? It seems like causing the stock to go up would disrupt Tesla. How high would Mullen have to go up to disrupt Tesla?

[Anonymous No.54168668]

Has a Fed Chairman ever died while in holding the title?

[Anonymous No.54168677]

>>54167121
Bulls fought the Fed and won.

Kneel

[Anonymous No.54168680]

>>54168554
Did you realize their ceo sold a hundred million dollars worth of stock in nvda this week?

[Anonymous No.54168682]

>>54167584
USD AND CBDC will have an exchange rate and you can guess which will be worth more

[Anonymous No.54168683]

>>54168554
>NVDA
so will it go up or down tomorrow or next week?

[Anonymous No.54168684]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54168688]

>>54168389
This is a quality post

[Anonymous No.54168690]

>>54168646
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.54168695]

>>54167475
25bps is almost certain IMO. I would be shocked if they paused (despite the futures). It would be incredibly irresponsible. But if they went with 50 it would shock the market and they are huge pussies who wouldn't dare do that. If Powell acts like a fag again and pretends there's disinflation I'm selling everything and going all in precious metals and short-term treasuries and a few k worth of calls on the most overvalued retard stonks.

[Anonymous No.54168698]

>>54168683
Yes

[Anonymous No.54168705]

>>54168695
>short-term treasuries
Whats the best ticker for short term treasuries, anon?

[Anonymous No.54168707]

>>54168705
$NIG

[Anonymous No.54168711]

>>54168684
How many 360s has this girl done now?

[Anonymous No.54168714]

>>54168389
The Fed was literally created 100 years ago by JPM himself to stop bank runs and lend to insolvent banks. You are just figuring out this now.

[Anonymous No.54168716]

>>54168680
source?

[Anonymous No.54168724]

Remember goys, I mean guys, a little pain and collective sacrifice will be necessary to tame inflation! Unless you're a multi-billion dollar bank of course, then you just get bailed out LMAO.

[Anonymous No.54168727]

>>54167121
>>54168646
>300 billion
OH NO BIG SCARY NUMBER WHAT PERCENTAGE IS THAT!!!
>3.6%
>3.6%
>3.6%
...
Get this gay shit out of here and bring me a real black swan to buy you faggots!

[Anonymous No.54168734]

>>54168510
>Taco Bell bringing back hot and spicy menu items
how do I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.54168738]

>>54167121
What happened in March of 2020

[Anonymous No.54168744]

when i make it i will just stash it all into IEP divvies and forget about markets forever

[Anonymous No.54168747]

>>54168734
I WON'T GIVE THOSE PRICKS A DIME UNTIL THE VOLCANO MENUNIS BACK!

[Anonymous No.54168754]

>Was a retard and bought SOXS for 23 dollars before the gigapump
>Have 16.5 SOXL calls to try to cover some losses
HOW FUCKED AM I?

[Anonymous No.54168756]

>>54168549
my point is less so about his personality and moreso the fact I think his social media is a sham that just works for engagement and nothing else, and likely isn’t even run by him so it’s not really reflective of anything he does or thinks

[Anonymous No.54168758]

>>54168724
Because printing out trillions more to help retarded bankers will make it any better, those idiots

[Anonymous No.54168761]

>>54168711
too many

[Anonymous No.54168764]

>DAX dumping
zzzz

[Anonymous No.54168771]

>>54168756
Well considering he's the sole owner of Twitter, you wouldn't be foolish to assume that

[Anonymous No.54168775]

>>54168761
Woah. You don’t make them and then delete them? Do you actually use these for reference at a later date?

Holy fuck, the autism is very strong in this post.

[Anonymous No.54168791]

>>54168775
No I screenshot the yield chart everyday and then put the Douki over the chart that i think look the best.

[Anonymous No.54168798]

>>54167700
Because volume and liquidity u stupid dummy

[Anonymous No.54168827]

Fuck this oven cash too long bros I’m hanging with the big dogs tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54168840]

>>54168791
You're a pillar of the /smg/ community. I want you to know that.

[Anonymous No.54168848]

>>54168747
Based raging, scorned customer

[scoopsies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54168883]

>>54168761
you are possibly my favorite /smg/ poster of all time.

[Anonymous No.54168887]

Give me your economic predictions for the next 3 months, 6 months, 1 year, 2 years, 5 years, 10 years, and 30 years.

[Anonymous No.54168888]

>>54168684
I still don't know how to interpret this kind of TA.

[Anonymous No.54168903]

>>54168883
Hey bb!

[scoopsies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54168910]

>>54168888
the yield curve is not TA, it’s fundamental macroeconomics
the maid is more like clickbait eye catching shenanigans.

you literally stuff some anime girl in pantsu in a thumbnail, and you get 10X-100X the views, even if the video has nothing to do with it

[scoopsies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54168917]

>>54168903
did you see I scored about $100 off a bunch of r*dditors earlier this week?

[Anonymous No.54168983]

>>54168917
Yeah but here's the problem scoopsies. I sold the daily top of FRC, and baggot convinced me to throw my whole stack at IDEX. Its basically a shitcoin, but if he ducks me he'll never be welcome in any synagogue ever again.

[Anonymous No.54169000]

How do you guys manage you finances do you just keep enough money to pay your bills and then put the rest into stocks or do you keep a large cash cushion?

[Anonymous No.54169013]

>>54168983
I remember buying idex months ago when they had the google partnership news where it pumped for a while but I made the mistake of holding and by the time I noticed I was already -25% before I sold, it fell way more since then

[Anonymous No.54169024]

>>54169013
It's in the finance news. I don't know how he discovered it. He showed up, shilled it, and vanished.

[Anonymous No.54169039]

>>54169000
40% of paycheck for rent, food and so on
40% buying stocks
20% savings

[Anonymous No.54169045]

>>54169024
it is not unknown, it was some popular meme EV penny stock a few years ago where it was pumping good then constant fall since 2021, the entire company&leadership at this point is just a fraudulent grifting complex

[Anonymous No.54169057]

>investors pile into short term bonds and tbills
>stocks start popping off

[Anonymous No.54169065]

>>54169039
>40% of paycheck for rent, food and so on
Feels good to live with the parents

[Anonymous No.54169074]

>>54169045
Yeah I'm hoping for a bankruptcy pump. It was shilled by baggot and he is so Jewish he makes Larry David look like a gentile, but because of clown market I figured I'd take a chance

[Anonymous No.54169086]

>svb was only a $20 billion bank
>signature was only $10 billion
>frc was $20 billion
>fed uses this an excuse to print $300billion
6 times their combined market cap.

[Anonymous No.54169106]

>>54168910
>>54168888
Yes here is some more anime click bait

[Anonymous No.54169112]

>>54169086
Market cap != AUM or withdrawals of deposits

[Anonymous No.54169125]

>>54169124
>>54169124
>>54169124

[Anonymous No.54169134]

>>54169112
marketcap is strictly higher than those. so if anything I'm understating how fucking overkill this is