/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54160935]

Fed Ex Edition
No links

[Anonymous No.54160950]

>>54160935
nigger OP

[Anonymous No.54160956]

reminder that a functioning economy makes euros seethe

[putsRnotDaWae No.54160957]

I love inflation, I don't care if it hits 50% as long as my bags pump. Fuck the working class, fuck wagies, based Powell WILL pump my tech bags.

[Anonymous No.54160959]

FUUUUUCK I BOUGHT THE RIGHT STOCK FOR ONCE BUT SOLD IT WAY TOO SOON I WANNA OFF MYSELF

[Anonymous No.54160966]

>>54160935
The fuck

[Anonymous No.54160973]

Prefs are my preference.

[Anonymous No.54160974]

FEDEX failed to deliver the links.

[Anonymous No.54160977]

bad guys won today

[Anonymous No.54160981]

I bought SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54160982]

I hope you bought the dip yesterday because SPY will never touch $390 again.

[Anonymous No.54160989]

>>54160956
A few years back, I stayed at that hotel in between the red roofed buildings, ama

[putsRnotDaWae No.54160991]

The good guys won today, my ARKK mooned.

[Anonymous No.54160992]

>>54160956
I still don't see anything wrong with that pic, genuinely looks comfy
George Carlin used to say America is a giant strip mall but what the fuck else would you make it? People need to eat and shit when traveling.

[Anonymous No.54160993]

>>54160957
>I don't care if i'm losing purchasing power, I just like seeing green
terminal bulltards everybody

[Anonymous No.54160994]

>>54160966

[Anonymous No.54161003]

>>54160935
what's the ticker for fed ex?

[Anonymous No.54161007]

>>54160966
FEDEX is delivering the rallies.

[Anonymous No.54161012]

I bought puts

[Anonymous No.54161017]

>>54160977
Anon, they always win.

[Anonymous No.54161022]

This market is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54161023]

>>54160993
The funny thing is that both things actually exist. If you want convenience, then bottom one is an option. If you wan to live in a rural area, there are plenty of options (just don't complain you have to drive everywhere to get anything done).

[Anonymous No.54161025]

Oh fuck, I actually listened to baggot and bought the scam coin he was shilling. What the hell was I thinking....

[Anonymous No.54161026]

>>54160959
What was it?

[Anonymous No.54161030]

>Most Traded Contracts
>$AAPL March $155 Call
>$TSLA March $180 Put
>$BAC March $30 Call
>$BABA March $105 Put
>$BAC May $22 Put
>$BABA March $100 Put
>$TSLA March $185 Call
>$AMZN March $100 Call
>$NLY April $21 Call
those BABA puts are surprising. why are people buying 0dte options so deep in the money?

[Anonymous No.54161029]

>>54160974
That explains why they're up 7.7% AH.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54161038]

>>54160993
Inflation is based, I hope EVERY bobo becomes homeless in the next 6 months. Bearish investors are betting against America and Biden should unironically throw them in prison, or at the very least make shorting illegal.

[Anonymous No.54161040]

Dumb bobo has yet to understand this is a buy-the-dip market again. Imagine not being in TQQQ for the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.54161042]

>>54160956
I don't care that much about sloppa shops, we have restaurants and pizzerias too if you care for that, but burgerland doesn't seem to have much public transport.

[Anonymous No.54161054]

>>54161030
Senate staffers catching wind of the imminent delisting.

[Anonymous No.54161057]

>>54160956
Reminder that it's thanks to the gorillion fucking fast food restaurants and gas stations along the interstates that we don't have 200 mph bullet trains connecting major cities. Imagine going from Boston to NYC or LA to Vegas in an hour without paying hundreds for a flight

[Anonymous No.54161059]

>>54161038
you forgotten your tripcode Baggie. But otherwise I 100% agree with your statement

[Anonymous No.54161070]

>>54160989
where is it?

[Anonymous No.54161073]

>>54160956
the fall of the American Spirit exists in that picture btw. It's satanic

[Anonymous No.54161076]

>>54161040
UOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.54161078]

Who is Bobo and why does he hate America?

[Anonymous No.54161081]

>>54160956
Bro i just love the hustle and bustle of my local highway stop exit.

[Anonymous No.54161084]

>>54160992
>I still don't see anything wrong with that pic, genuinely looks comfy
It's mainly because city libs and euros have no idea how truck stops work. They don't realize 90% of america is nature

[Anonymous No.54161086]

>mumus literally celebrating the Great Reset again because dude line goes up

[Anonymous No.54161089]

>>54161054
sure, but 50% ITM puts for that? at that point you might as well just short the underlying.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54161094]

>>54161078
Most of the bobos don't actually hold any stocks, most are russian citizens paid to shill against America and spread doomer FUD.

[Anonymous No.54161104]

>>54161057
>imagine not paying hundreds for a flight
>by paying hundreds for a train

[Anonymous No.54161106]

>>54161081
how much is your rent

[putsRnotDaWae No.54161111]

>>54161086
Klaus Schwab is unironically based, he agrees that line should go up.

[Anonymous No.54161112]

>>54161078
I'd "hate" America too if I were paid a few rubles, but alas, I'm not part of the chosen one from the IRA program.

[Anonymous No.54161114]

>>54161070
Breezewood, Pennsylvania
It's basically a non-connected highway interchange. I-70 meets I-76, but because the latter is a tolled turnpike, there's no direct ramp between the highways. So I-70 dumps onto a random country road, and you have to make 2 turns to get to the toll booths for I-76. Over the decades, that little...... truck stop community or whatever you want to call it grew. It's not as big as it used to be though

[Anonymous No.54161124]

>>54161084
Living in metropolitan areas is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.54161125]

>>54161104
Worth it just so you don't have to deal with TSA

[Anonymous No.54161130]

Is Powell going to "keep at it" like he said or will he pause hikes?

[Anonymous No.54161132]

>>54161025
why would you buy IDEX it is a garbage company and focused on Electric Vehicles but they also invest into 10000 gorrilion things besides their main focus and constantly shifts CEOs because they are always in trouble
If you follow their twitter it is investors and baggies constantly shitting on them

[Anonymous No.54161133]

>>54161057
My impression is that it's just that our train companies suck. The money has been outlayed for years to extend passenger rail from Princeton IL to Moline IL. Moline built a station for it. The rails exist and just have to be upgraded to passenger specifications. The train company refuses to do it. We're coming up on fifteen years of this fight.

[Anonymous No.54161139]

>>54161057
We need those rails for freight though.

[Anonymous No.54161142]

>>54160935
This is the fakest and most shizo gay giga pump week I have ever seen. Its like they want the stock market to crash and burn in the future.

[Anonymous No.54161143]

>>54161106
Cope all you want bud. I used to live in the Midwest prairie. Its not cheap. $1400 for a small town apartment with 30k people.

[Anonymous No.54161153]

>>54161130
0bps -> bullish for pivot
25bps -> bullish for sensible policy
50bps -> bullish for confidence in banks
I'm felling a little bullish rn bros

[Anonymous No.54161158]

I sold my BOIL at $5.33 and will rebuy the next day the markets take a shit which is coming soon. This move better than halved my unrealized losses. I don't like being out of BOIL but it shits when the market shits recently and the market is far from done shitting so I am gambling that there will be an even better opportunity ahead.

[Anonymous No.54161162]

>>54161125
>the govt wouldn't regulate train travel across state lines.

[Anonymous No.54161163]

>>54161142
Anyone got a good healthcare/biotech company? I got 2k and i got utilities, energy, tech but want some more pharma.

[Anonymous No.54161165]

So what's the move here? Are we swinging FRC tomorrow or do we HODL?

[Anonymous No.54161170]

>>54161142
Brah it's the witches. The witches get the richest..

I told yall faggots weeks ago there was GIANT WALL PUT. YALL STUPID ASS BEARS DIDN'T LISTEN.

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE.

[Anonymous No.54161172]

>>54161130
He has to double down now lol. Bailing out the banks will only lead to an increase in inflation.

[Anonymous No.54161174]

>>54161042
Most towns have buses but they're nowhere near as good as they could be

[Anonymous No.54161176]

>>54161104
I would rather that desu...

[Anonymous No.54161178]

>>54161158
BOIL is gonna be 10 dollars at open tomorrow retardbro Russia just surrendered

[Anonymous No.54161179]

>>54160956
Enjoy living on a drone LMAO

[Anonymous No.54161180]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/16/amazons-twitch-ceo-steps-down-nearly-ten-years-after-acquisition.html

Sorta related to AMZN, but CEO stepped down. He was barely involved with the company and the next boomer in line is completely out of touch with the company. I predict Twitch will be dead in a year or two years from now. Streamers are already doomerposting about the site's future kek.

[Anonymous No.54161189]

>>54161130
100 benises

[Anonymous No.54161191]

>>54161143
Why would you lie about something so easily fact checked? I live in a town of 250k, and my expensive downtown apartment is $1100/month

[Anonymous No.54161198]

>>54161180
There's no Twitch competitor because of Twitch drops

[Anonymous No.54161208]

>>54161125
TSA would've just applied to trains too after 9/11

[Anonymous No.54161212]

>>54161114
Interesting, I wonder if I passed by it on my way up to the Penn capital building to file court docs on a motherfucker back in 2002 I think it was, driving up from the deep SE? We did not stop though, just drove up, filed the papers, drove back. I think it was about 18 hrs. I know that we passed through Scranton is all I remember for sure, because it was snowing only there.

[Anonymous No.54161214]

>>54161132
I dunno, the obvious thing to do is when baggot shills something you short it, but this market is so clownish that it might actually work this time. Imagine Cramer shills you something and he's actually right.

[Anonymous No.54161223]

>>54161208
Not true
Subways didn't get hit

[Anonymous No.54161243]

>Sell SPY puts to schizoids
>Use the proceeds to pump the market
>Sell more puts because "pump is fake and gay"
Bobos are the new QE

[Anonymous No.54161242]

>>54161223
That’s because they are a deli distributor dum dum

[Anonymous No.54161245]

Up $229 today. Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.54161249]

>>54161178
>gotme
Can't wait to buy it up at sub 5.

[Anonymous No.54161251]

FRC BROS

[Anonymous No.54161252]

FRC drilling AH

[Anonymous No.54161254]

>>54161198
Not from competition but because the site is far too expensive and it hasn't been profitable for years. Don't let the shills try to trick and lie to normies about its success.

[Anonymous No.54161256]

>shorted INTC at $30 anticipating the dividend cut
>covered at $25 and flipped to long
>it's back at $30
feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.54161262]

>>54161125
If railroads became a more popular mode of travel than airplanes, then the TSA would stop giving a shit about airports and set up massive freedom-demolishing checkpoints at the railroad stations, instead.

[Anonymous No.54161265]

>>54161081
Acshully even in ancient greek and then roman times, cities were considered the center of corruption and degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.54161269]

>>54161191
>something so easily fact checked
Why defend it when you can go check apartments dot com anyway. You can see its all minimum 1.1k for a run down place. A normal person wouldnt defend the idea of something when you can see its fundamentally not the case.

[Anonymous No.54161272]

>>54161143
>avoiding the question this hard

[Anonymous No.54161274]

>>54161251
>that aftermarket
ouch

[Anonymous No.54161273]

>>54161223
But you realize that's just because subways are only common in 1 city here? If trains were more common than flights in 2001 they would've both been hit.
That's not the fault of either transport method, the government is just power hungry

[Anonymous No.54161276]

>>54161251
>FRC
>>54161252


WooooooAHahHAhAHAHah

[Anonymous No.54161277]

>>54161212
Probably not, Breezewood is between Harrisburg and Pittsburgh, so too far west. You probably took I-95 to I-695 to I-83
t. used to live in Pennsylvania and Maryland

[Anonymous No.54161280]

>>54161251
>>54161252
Well I got my 50% per day gains on it already. Always be closing!

https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2023/SPL_20230316_2.pdf

[Anonymous No.54161279]

>>54161057
>going to major cities
NO FUCKIN' THANKS

[Anonymous No.54161281]

>>54161180
*dead in a year or 2 years from now if they do drop Prime subs and drops sometime this year or 2024

[Anonymous No.54161284]

>>54161251
>>54161252
How do you retards keep falling for it?

[Anonymous No.54161294]

>>54161252
Should've bought the prefs.

[Anonymous No.54161297]

>>54161272
I dont live in the midwest anymore so I dont have any new data thats relevant to it. Retard.

[Anonymous No.54161298]

>>54161251
>>54161252
HODL. IHABE A COST. ASIS OF 33.10. HODL

[Anonymous No.54161300]

>but the sink can't sink
>bloop bloop bloop
Bank situation right now and stock market in general. Mumus will get what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.54161307]

>>54161251
>>54161252
Guys this is the 3rd day in a row now

[Anonymous No.54161311]

>>54161276
What did I tell you gook poster? I always win. Got out just in time.

[Anonymous No.54161313]

>>54161297
i was asking for your CURRENT CITY rent you RETARD

[Anonymous No.54161318]

>>54161133
Bruh you live in Illinois you should know that nothing gets done until EVERY illinois politician gets their fair share of the budget money towards that passenger route.

[Anonymous No.54161319]

I bought tesla at 184

[Anonymous No.54161320]

>>54161251
>>54161252
Why didn't you sell? How fucking greedy are you?

[Anonymous No.54161322]

>>54161269
>275 apartments for rent under $900

[Anonymous No.54161323]

>>54161265
>cities were considered the center of corruption and degeneracy.
Yes but it was considered the soul of the nation. Romes loved rome not the roman countryside.

[Anonymous No.54161325]

>>54161280
what are the financial implications of your pic? too much demand for t-bills?

[Anonymous No.54161332]

>>54161277
I remember passing through a very small piece of NY also, the only time I've ever been in that state. I have been in all but I think 5 or 7 states.

[Anonymous No.54161333]

>>54161318
They got their money! The government has approved everything! The train company refuses to take it

[Anonymous No.54161336]

>>54161320
Look at what the market is doing right now, and go ask the same question to your shill financiers, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.54161343]

>>54161311
pssshhhh whatever...

[Anonymous No.54161346]

>>54161251
>>54161252
Rocker bought that shit, thats what u get for firing zoomers

[Anonymous No.54161350]

>>54161332
...NY? Coming from the south? Did you get fucking lost?

[Anonymous No.54161354]

>>54161078
I get called bobo when I just say that hikes mean that stocks will go down.

[Anonymous No.54161356]

I will not get shook out of FRC. You can’t make me

[Anonymous No.54161360]

>>54161300
>Mumus will get what they deserve.
Yes

[Anonymous No.54161361]

>>54160956
>they literally paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[Anonymous No.54161362]

>>54161336
Why are you so mad?

[Anonymous No.54161369]

>>54161078
Bobo is the only one with a real job and is watching the collapse happen every day when all the diversity hires fuck up everything and fail upwards without understanding the stock market isn't tethered to reality.
White = bobo essentially

[Anonymous No.54161373]

>>54161323
Just like san fran faggots love san fran and not the commiefornia countryside or, perhaps more your style, just like faggots like fucking men and not women. Your point?

[Anonymous No.54161377]

Everything in my portfolio was neon green today except garbage ass SENS. Decent earnings yesterday and what does it do today, dump 10%. Bastard benchod

[Anonymous No.54161385]

>>54161325
*shrug* you need a large nose tribe member to explain. I'm sure that mushroom Babushka Yellen knows.

[Anonymous No.54161399]

>>54161198
Twitch is done for unless it finds a new thing to capitalize on. There are maybe two decent games released every year that are worth streaming (because the gaming industry is dead). Plus, zoomers would rather browse 30sec tiktoks now than watch their favorite streamer phone it in since they already got rich from twitch years ago.

[Anonymous No.54161403]

>>54161323
>>54161265
Rome was at its best and strongest when it was rewarding farm lands to Romans who enlisted in the Roman Legions and served for 25 number of years, you can argue that the entire roman expansion was driven by this farmland reward system, that was their peak militarily then it shifted away from that model and decayed.
Contrast this to later Roman period where it was far more common for legionaries to be paid in Cash which were often ironically extracted from the properties of the citykeks because they had money troubles

[Anonymous No.54161410]

>>54161323
Unlike most countries US cities don't compare to Rome, they’re actually shit. Been that way since whites left for the suburbs.

[Anonymous No.54161413]

How long, how long will I slide?
Separate my side, I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat, it's all I ever...

[Anonymous No.54161420]

>Frc
Kek get fucked rocker

[Anonymous No.54161425]

>>54161073
it's the same place, same time retard. the point is that by cleverly choosing perspectives you can cause people to think certain things, regardless of the truth

[Anonymous No.54161430]

>>54161410
t. ahistorical retard
Rome was described by its contemporaries identically to how sf is described today.

[Anonymous No.54161435]

>>54161057
Just imagine a country where blacks could move freely from city to city. It’s bad enough with bus stations and metro lines. No thanks. If you can’t afford a car stay home and be poor.

[Anonymous No.54161437]

>>54161377
>diversify anon, it's the only way to make it!
kek. always fullport

[Anonymous No.54161438]

Nasdackbros... not like this...

[Anonymous No.54161439]

>>54161362
No one needs to be questioned or policed about their greed other than the people paying your salary you glowfaggot retarded fuck.

[Anonymous No.54161442]

>>54161322
home sweet home

[Anonymous No.54161447]

>>54161420
Just watch, this is the tree shaking before it pops over 40$. Just wait until Monday for a real bank rally

[Anonymous No.54161449]

>>54161373
>Your point?
My point is rural retards arent relevant or based. Anyone focusing on biz should be getting out of there.
>>54161430
Beat me to it. Rome was a cesspit of degens too. And also the best artists, leaders etc.

[Anonymous No.54161467]

>>54161438
>>54161438
Oh god

[Anonymous No.54161479]

>>54161447
RIP

[Anonymous No.54161481]

>>54161322
>>54161442
>whites only
>land and rent is cheap as hell
>air is clean
>crime is low
euros
>"But look at the part of the town where it connects to the highway!"
part of me is glad they think this way since it means they'll avoid us and not ruin it

[Anonymous No.54161485]

>>54160957
The bull reveals his true face.

[Anonymous No.54161489]

>>54161442
How many cities do you want me to do this for before you'll admit that you don't know anything about Midwest real estate prices?

[Anonymous No.54161509]

>>54161481
They didn't zoom out

[Anonymous No.54161510]

youre fine as long as you didnt buy FRC after a 30% pump. no one did that right?

[Anonymous No.54161512]

>>54161350
I have no idea I just remember passing through a little piece of it. That was over 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54161520]

>>54160956
I do love that America has so much space that I can enjoy quiet little towns with no billboards or traffic lights, I can enjoy the bare forested mountainsides, AND I can enjoy a highway interchange that has 3 gas stations and 10 restaurants that's a blip on my trip to the lake.

[Anonymous No.54161521]

>>54161430
Point still stands, our cities are shit. Simping for city culture in the US is stupid.

[Anonymous No.54161522]

>>54161510
H-hahah could you imagine?

[Anonymous No.54161523]

>>54161489
I'm a different anon. I'm just laughing at the "SEE! THESE PLACES ARE CHEAP!" argument always leading to identifying the black neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.54161525]

>>54161510
You'd be surprised how stupid this general can be.

[Anonymous No.54161531]

>>54161420
Nice try chud, I sold right before close

[Anonymous No.54161539]

>>54161114
God damn it I hate toll roads.

[Anonymous No.54161542]

>>54161481
>no meuseums
>no art
>everyone only fishes and hunts and thats Midwest sucks. Theyre small minded and small people. They have no ambition and only eat steak. Not a one has any taste in anything outside the hunting and fishing variety.

[Anonymous No.54161548]

>>54161510
not me, I bought after a 80% dump

[Anonymous No.54161549]

Holy shit I cannot believe BTC is back at 25k after what we've seen this week.

[Anonymous No.54161551]

>>54161522
>>54161525
>>54161510
buy low sell high is hard in practice.

WAL, FRC, PACW were all around 50% intraday from low to high within 4 hours.
DPST 3x KRE ETF was around 30%
Always be closing and lock in profit

[Anonymous No.54161556]

>>54161539
Oh? Come to Michigan, we don't have toll roads and our roads are about as fucked as the Oregon trail.

[Anonymous No.54161557]

>>54161512
Sorry, but that makes no sense. Are you sure it wasn't Delaware? I-95 cuts across Delaware for like 30 miles before it gets to Pennsylvania... but that's heading more toward Philly than Harrisburg (the state capital).

[Anonymous No.54161571]

>>54161078
Cons:
>zog
>56% white
>anti-white
>feminism
>trannies
>ponzi economy

Pros:
>root beer

[Anonymous No.54161572]

nvda puts that is all

[Anonymous No.54161582]

>>54161542
>>everyone only fishes and hunts
Kino

[Anonymous No.54161591]

>>54161542
>no meuseums
replaced by the internet
>no art
replaced by the internet
>everyone only fishes and hunts
One of the few things the internet can't replace

[Anonymous No.54161594]

>>54161542
>>everyone only fishes and hunts.Theyre small minded and small people. They have no ambition and only eat steak. Not a one has any taste in anything outside the hunting and fishing variety.
We're basically the shire and its comfy as fuck. Enjoy your cultured crime and drugs

[Anonymous No.54161596]

>>54161525
This is a gambling general, the higher the stakes, the more dopamine. And everyone is an addict. Why would somebody that just contributes 4% of his check to his 401k hang out here?

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.54161600]

Looks like IDEX is filing for chapter 11. that's what you get for listneing to faggot.

[Anonymous No.54161601]

>>54161572
I just buy AMD.

[Anonymous No.54161610]

>>54161551
I didn't come online and see what was happening until around 3pm today. I expected it to shoot up again at least one more time tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.54161611]

I just remembered that TikTok was going to be sold to Oracle and Walmart in 2020, but then Trump left office. I wonder if the deal is back on the menu?

[Anonymous No.54161612]

>>54161600
What a nerd. Why would you intentionally mislead your frens?

[Anonymous No.54161615]

had some pull requests to do
what'd i miss

[Anonymous No.54161616]

>>54161084
>They don't realize 90% of america is nature
>In North America, 100 years is old. In Europe, 100kms is far.
Driving at 100km/h, it takes 24 hours without stopping to drive across Ontario, from the Quebec border to the Manitoba border.

[Anonymous No.54161623]

>>54161600
Baggie wtf is this chart?

[Anonymous No.54161627]

>>54161600
Nice try imposter, you aren't really baggot. I can smell the matzo ball soup from here whenever he posts. Also IDEX isn't filing for chapter 11.

[Anonymous No.54161633]

>>54161582
>>54161591
>>54161594
These are suburban posters. When you sit next to some boomer from Louisiana or nebraska talk about his favorite bass fisher you will cringe and want to get away from that retard. Its entertainment for low IQ people.

[Anonymous No.54161635]

>>54161600
well played

[Anonymous No.54161646]

>>54161594
>>54161542
>>54161591
American problems. Meanwhile I can move between the capital or my small hometown in about an hour in my country and enjoy either.
Small towns that are close enough to big cities are comfy, but then, my country is small in terms of population .

[Anonymous No.54161655]

>>54161557
OH FUCK, I just remembered, it was Connecticut where we filed the papers, we just passed through those places on the way to there. Like I said, it's been over 20 years and I have lived through a major ton of shit since then, enough for an extra few lifetimes. I was just trying to figure it out on Maps when it hit me.

[Anonymous No.54161664]

Not only are we getting raided by some mixture of polcels, troons, discord troons, reddit simps, but the market is fucking my shit up.
Not a nice day. Had to exit some decent positions because NVDA went full retard out of nowhere. How tf has it run as much as it has without a pullback?
This retard strength. And it's at p/e of 130. And we're facing an actual financial crisis. Wtf is going on.

[Anonymous No.54161665]

>>54161655
Yeah that would make a lot more sense

[Anonymous No.54161676]

>>54161646
thread theme you pointy eared bastard
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw

[Anonymous No.54161684]

>>54161633
>Ew hunting and fishing I only go to museums like a real intellectual
You sound like a faggot

[Anonymous No.54161689]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.54161701]

>>54161689
fuck you
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1678999404657343.webm

[Anonymous No.54161706]

I lived amongst the country folk for a few years some time ago. They are, by every appearance, decent and well-meaning folk, but I certainly wouldn't discuss anything serious with them, for fear of my own safety.

At least in the city, I could always count on the police finding my corpse.

[Anonymous No.54161708]

>>54161646
Euro country sides are usually nice. In the US though you got a 6 hour drive to a population center sometimes.
>>54161684
Hunting is for idiots. You sit there and bait an animal and shoot it. There isnt any skills or intellect there.

[Anonymous No.54161720]

>>54161665
The main things I remembered about the whole shit was the business partner that ripped us off and having to make that emergency non-stop trip up and back.

[Anonymous No.54161727]

>>54161708
>US though you got a 6 hour drive to a population center sometimes.
Yeah, that's the problem. We either need faster modes of transportation to offset this or we need to plan cities in such a way that they don't overgrow and because so gigantic, but I guess that's not really possible when population gets larger.

[Anonymous No.54161751]

>>54161708
>There isnt any skills or intellect there.
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.54161753]

>>54161521
My point is that the exact same is true of rome, rather than the other way around.

[Anonymous No.54161770]

>>54161708
I can guarantee you never held a gun in your life bitch

[Anonymous No.54161775]

>>54161664
This current raid is fucking intolerable. But the market pumped because of a short squeeze. Remember how the VIX shot up but stocks didn't drop? The market must've been hunting for shorts and was also helped by the dollar getting weaker to the Euro. A perfect storm of sorts.

[Anonymous No.54161776]

>>54161708
People who hunt for sport are retarded, people who hunt for the meat are high IQ. People who've never bagged a buck have no idea how much free meat you get out of it.

[Anonymous No.54161785]

>>54161708
The point of hunting is good, fresh food that isn't some goyslop soi-based 99 ingredients abomination.
>muh skills
>muh intellect
You sound vaccinated.

[Anonymous No.54161795]

CRBP up 109% wgmi. gonna wait for more hype leading up to the conference before I offload my bags

[Anonymous No.54161797]

>>54161708
>You sit there and bait an animal and shoot it
That's just one form of hunting. Most places, rifle/shotgun is only open for a brief window, but bow or black powder is open much longer. And different regions have different rules on baiting.

[Anonymous No.54161801]

>>54161706
>At least in the city, I could always count on the police finding my corpse.

[Anonymous No.54161808]

>>54161785
queue the wasting sickness in cervids

[Anonymous No.54161809]

The only other time NVDA was this far away from it's 200ma it mean-reverted fucking hard and it will do so again. Nviggers tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.54161813]

>>54161664
>shorting nvda
Lol

[Anonymous No.54161823]

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE DAY I decide to sit out, the options I usually go for make 700% or some shit. But as soon as I buy, the most I ever see is 70%

[Anonymous No.54161829]

>>54161611
Could they sell to avoid a potential ban? I don't think the courts would allow a ban but it's possible.

[Anonymous No.54161831]

So what happened to all that crash talk?
>Inflation
>Banks collapsing
>Rate hikes
Where are the bobos that told me SPY was going sub 300? Show yourself bitch

[Anonymous No.54161836]

>>54161823
Can you get a tripfag and tell us days you're gonna vacay?

[Anonymous No.54161841]

>>54161831
They all an heroed

[Anonymous No.54161842]

>>54161813
Tbf I only shorted it very recently, not from the Oct 22 bottom. I feel bad for anons who may have begun shorting it there. That's one fucking insane run up but these things never go to infinity, mean reversion is a beyatch.

[Anonymous No.54161848]

>>54161831
Unlimited bailouts with taxpayer money. Weimar is back on the menu.

[Anonymous No.54161850]

>>54161369
This

[Anonymous No.54161853]

>>54161831
feds invented a new form of QE

[Anonymous No.54161854]

>>54161808
learn to spell, ESL

[Anonymous No.54161859]

>>54161795
Why are you getting rid of your bags? They announcing the cure for cancer they’ll be back to $200 eoy

[Anonymous No.54161861]

>>54161829
The courts will have to allow it. Corporations are not a right, as much as that really makes my hair raise in concern for how that can be abused.

[Anonymous No.54161862]

>>54161831
The fed printed $185 million this week. 6% inflation and they already started printing.
I was hoping the government wasn't going to destroy the country to save the stock market, but how wrong I was.
enjoy your "victory" when bread is $15

[Anonymous No.54161864]

>>54161829
I thought that was what Biden wants to do?
>The Biden administration has threatened to ban TikTok from the United States unless the app’s Chinese owners agree to spin off their share of the social media platform, TikTok acknowledged Wednesday evening.
what does it mean to "spin off their share" if not sell to a US company?

[Anonymous No.54161868]

TQQQ to rip up to 27 tomorrow or down to 22?

[Anonymous No.54161872]

>>54161770
Cope. I got a DD.
>>54161785
>good, fresh food
Kek enjoy your wasting disease.
>vax
>if you arent a countrypilled ruraltard you MUST be a liberal no gunner vaxmaxed liberal
Cute. But some of us think both are retards. I own CVX btw.

[Anonymous No.54161879]

>>54161853
Payday loans have been around for years

[Anonymous No.54161881]

>>54161848
Like you're not in it?
Youtube is showing me Evictions. Like I want to watch landlords kick people out of their homes for hours.

[Anonymous No.54161886]

>>54161854
no, you bludy basterd
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1678965914840151.webm

[Anonymous No.54161887]

>>54161862
But will my stocks go up?

[Anonymous No.54161906]

>>54161872
>Kek enjoy your wasting disease.
In what animal? Deer, moose, black bear, elk? Goose, duck, turkey, grouse, pheasant?

[Anonymous No.54161911]

>>54161879
2 TRILLION dollaroos injected in the market. Instantly. Magiced into existance from nothing with nothing to back it up. The banks may "pay" the "loan" "back" whenever they feel like it lol

[Anonymous No.54161931]

>>54161887
margins will continue compressing, so not really that either.

[Anonymous No.54161935]

>>54161879
lmao

[Anonymous No.54161936]

>>54161911
Buy puts, then

[Anonymous No.54161946]

>>54161831
I've been warning them inflation is bullish for months now. If they haven't figured it out yet, they're too far gone.

[Anonymous No.54161956]

>>54161911
yes the market is rigged, we all knew that already. yet some fools decide to bet against the powers that be regardless

[Anonymous No.54161959]

>>54161081
> Here in the city man dies oppressed at heart, man perishes with despair in his heart. I have looked over the wall and I see the bodies floating on the river, and that will be my lot also. Indeed I know it is so, for whoever is tallest among men cannot reach the heavens, and the greatest cannot encompass the earth.
Epic of Gilgamesh

[Anonymous No.54161965]

>p-p-please pay back these loans, you distressed banks
>i-i-if you don't, th-there will be consequences...

[Anonymous No.54161979]

>>54161965
we'll just print more
we'll never have another crisis again
don't be angry

[Anonymous No.54161980]

>>54161853
JPow is a baby back BITCH

[Anonymous No.54162010]

>>54161911
>2 TRILLION dollaroos injected in the market
Nice of you to slurp up JPM's narrative without thinking about it for a second.

[Anonymous No.54162020]

Alcohol is poison. I hate stoners as much as the next american but youre better off smoking weed than drinking. Meth is superior to both of them. But few have the sheer will to harness its power without it destroying them. When I put that pipe to my lips I ride to battle

[Anonymous No.54162027]

>>54161965
>Hikes by 100 bepis
JPow won't fuck around

[Anonymous No.54162037]

>>54161042
I mean how could there be public transport at the scale that’s required in the US? Most rural areas are extremely spread out with sparse towns separated by dozens of miles of highway. There’s literally nothing to be done that could make transit better in these areas.

[Anonymous No.54162044]

>>54162020
>When I put that pipe to my lips I ride to battle

[Anonymous No.54162045]

>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

[Anonymous No.54162050]

>>54160956
kill all americans
every single one

[Anonymous No.54162052]

>>54161701
>war thunder
based

>not buying AMD
muh MACD

[Anonymous No.54162059]

>>54162037
Forget mass transit, they don't even internet. Hell, some don't even have electricity.

[Anonymous No.54162062]

>>54162050
why? we bail out your broke ass countries all the time?

[Anonymous No.54162072]

>>54162037
You don't understand anon, cities have to retrofit existing infrastructure to appeal to my choochoo autism

[Anonymous No.54162081]

>>54162037
Fair enough on that, it's a problem of scale too. But this is why I wouldn't want to live in such of a rural area.

[Anonymous No.54162086]

>>54162050
i'd ask where you live but i don't care, no one does

[Anonymous No.54162087]

Should I get puts on any banks or do you lot think the fed has this controlled until the inflation hits consumers?

[Anonymous No.54162093]

>>54161911
Apparently fed balance sheet just increased $300 billion too. We are right back at 2020 March. Bobos are going to get heemed now that fed is going to go all in again.

[Anonymous No.54162097]

cut my losses, -4k.

[Anonymous No.54162101]

>>54162062
they hate us cuz they anus

[Anonymous No.54162115]

>>54161042
Burger land is 37 times bigger than the UK. There’s a big reason airplanes and cars are NEEDED in the US.

Europoors can’t comprehend the size of the US. It is GARGANTUAN. Third largest country in the world after Canada and Russia.

[Anonymous No.54162119]

>>54162097
Dang, I cut about $75 today, which to me might as well be a few thousand. How much of a stinger is that for you, what was it in, what made you make the call?

[Anonymous No.54162130]

>>54162093
muh apparently

[Anonymous No.54162137]

>>54162093
source?
yuge if true, would completely reverse all of 2022's tightening

[Anonymous No.54162146]

>>54162093
Buddy we already have runaway inflation from the last round of zogpumping. Do you have any idea how bad this is going to get?

[Anonymous No.54162147]

>>54161057
Express bullet train tickets are 100s of dollars, moron.

[Anonymous No.54162153]

>>54161130
2 5 b p s

[Anonymous No.54162155]

>>54162087
FRC is for sure going tits up. SVB is being bailed out and CS is swirling the toilet so puts might be pricey

[Anonymous No.54162178]

>>54162050
He said, on an American website, on an American business board, on a thread about the American stock market.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.54162179]

Sold up my portfolio. Need the money right now. Sold META at a 40% profit. I'll wait for some retard tabloid dump trigger then rebuy

[Anonymous No.54162184]

>>54162146
everything will be fine

[Anonymous No.54162193]

> futures

[Anonymous No.54162195]

>>54161130
>0 beeps
Bearish
>25 beeps
Bullish
>50 beeps
Crabish
All based off of my gut instinct

[Anonymous No.54162204]

>>54162179
How much you got? 1000£?

[Anonymous No.54162205]

>>54162155
Thanks g-funk.

[Anonymous No.54162206]

>mean to short Nasdaq futures
>checked again after futures close
>I actually longed
it better gap up in 40 minutes so I can make some accidental gain

[Anonymous No.54162210]

>>54162137
Was on cnbc tv. It will be out in print soon. Check in an hour.
>>54162146
kek but lot of it was from airdropping wagies money. All we learned is that ubi leads to inflation because normies are retards. They shouldnt be allowed to have money.
>>54162130
Beats me. Was on tv breaking news.

[Anonymous No.54162216]

>>54162184
I'm coming for you Kashkari
yur fucking dead kiddo

[Anonymous No.54162220]

>>54162146
>Do you have any idea how bad this is going to get?

[Anonymous No.54162240]

>>54161158
Oh, I also did my first limit order today. I've only ever done market ones, but wanted to make a little advancement so set it to sell at 5.33 after it had crabbed that area for a while. What was particularly interesting to me was that I have been using numerics in everything, and had 333 shares. Within maybe 30 seconds I got a partial fill, selling exactly 111 shares! It stayed at 222 shares for what was probably around 2 minutes, and I was contemplating should I just keep the 222 and DCA back to 333 on future dips, and right then the rest was gone.

[Anonymous No.54162241]

>>54162086
My favorite Euro-ism is when they say "my country" instead of actually saying where they live

[Anonymous No.54162243]

>>54162130
So if it stays that way and if FED keeps hiking we should still dump some more?

[Anonymous No.54162278]

>>54162195
>0 beeps
bullish
>25 beeps
extremely bullish
>50 beeps
absolutely bulk in a clown shop levels of bullishness.

[Anonymous No.54162283]

I actually sold the local top on SOXS and then someone here said I got shaken out. Bet you feel silly now.

[Anonymous No.54162298]

Why do Americans love Israel so much.

[Anonymous No.54162309]

>>54162298
Love Israel
Hate Bibi

[Anonymous No.54162315]

>>54162309
But why do Amerilards love Israel?

[Anonymous No.54162320]

>>54161165
idk, I sold the put I had on it earlier today just to lock in profits. wish I had bought more puts so I could have sold the principle and let the rest ride

[Anonymous No.54162322]

>>54161770
>sitting in a tree stand next to a feeder with all my hunting gadgets is based
small game and birds are the true patrician's choice

[Anonymous No.54162323]

Never seen this one before huh
>market violently sharting the bed, anons calling for marketpocalypse
>50 beeps confirmed bros
>opex on friday
>suddenly the market just goes up
>literal boomer companies like fedex up 10% after hours
>Nvidia at 140 P/E because fuck you
>goldman ballsacks says that there will be no need to do 50 beeps and the fed will puss out

[Anonymous No.54162327]

>>54162298
to piss off the saudis. nobody hates muslims more than jews.
>>54162315

[Anonymous No.54162338]

>>54162315
It has something to do with the bible. They both love it.

[Anonymous No.54162346]

>>54162323
total bobo death

[Anonymous No.54162353]

>>54162338
Oh, so American Christians love Israel because it is the promised land of Zion or whatever?

[Anonymous No.54162356]

>>54162243
Yeah. If the $11.3b number is accurate nothing changed save for the psychological effect of the new policy. Hence the +~2% today, with higher for banks as confidence is restored. Other than that, nothing's changed except that the next crash won't be instigated by a bank run, and that when the crash occurs banks can start QE at their own discretion.

Tbh the new funding program seems like a good way to entice the banks into doing retarded risky shit like back in 2008. It's clear they won't be allowed to fail. The Fed handed over the keys to the kingdom for the next year.

[Anonymous No.54162367]

>>54162323
PPI came in cold

[Anonymous No.54162379]

>FRC
I cant believe it went all the way back down

[Anonymous No.54162385]

>>54162315
Israel is the world's intelligence agency, and the US benefits from their services more than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.54162400]

>>54162379
It's probably going to sub 15 tomorrow. Then gonna rocket to 25. Rinse and repeat till it's zero

[Anonymous No.54162408]

>>54162320
I'm kicking myself for arriving late to the game by a few hours. I literally watched it go up by $2 in the span of a couple minutes before I hit buy. I'm starting to think FRC won't ever go above $30 again and will tank come Monday

[Anonymous No.54162409]

>>54162353
Yeah Republicucks love Israel because evangelicals are convinced it's important for messianic reasons.

[Anonymous No.54162413]

So let me ask you guys.... how does Michael Burry's cock taste? Muh market crash. Muh housing. Maybe if you'd get a decent job you could afford a house and you wanted have to rely on a crash. I mean Jesus Christ if you aren't making the equivalent of $40 an hour in 2023 what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.54162414]

>>54162385
How does the US benefit? Israel continually leaks US secrets to other countries for money. Our President openly admitted that Israel has been engaging in a violation of their intelligence cooperations.

[Anonymous No.54162419]

>>54162298
Reminder this faggot was housing secretary under Clinton and had a hand in the subprime mortgage crisis

[Anonymous No.54162424]

>>54162413
He went bullish as of like 3 days ago

[Anonymous No.54162427]

>>54162414
How does Putin's dick taste?

[Anonymous No.54162428]

>>54162409
Republicucks love Israel more than Democucks do, but Democrats still love Israel a lot, especially the older ones like >>54162298 <-- in this pic

[Anonymous No.54162433]

>>54162414
>Israel continually leaks US secrets to other countries for money.
And vice versa. Since US has the deepest pockets, US gets access to the most secrets.
Not rocket science.
>Our President openly admitted that Israel has been engaging in a violation of their intelligence cooperations.
As opposed to your president, who has never violated anything, not even his children, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.54162440]

>>54162353
Americans love Israel because the country has the most powerful foreign lobby in the world that works day and night to ensure that elected officials are pro-Israel, and people take after the opinions of their "leaders" when they don't feel strongly one way or the other. Nevermind that the country is as racially segregated and unequal as the pre-Civil Rights South, or that it has no legitimate claim to exist.

[Anonymous No.54162444]

BLOOD RED TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.54162445]

>>54162427
Lmao, what kind of preconceived notions are you projecting here? Questioning Israel's benefit to the USA means I'm a.....vatnik shill?

[Anonymous No.54162447]

>>54162427
Woah, cool it with the semitism

[Anonymous No.54162449]

>>54162020
Alcohol use is declining. I don’t drink and I don’t like being around drunk people. It’s made socializing an uphill battle for me. Can’t wait until the alcoholics see their bars be replaced with weeds lounges.

[Anonymous No.54162458]

Israel is based and unironically our greatest ally

Islam is the biggest evil of this world and I will never forgive them. I am reminded of my hate for them every time I have to go through airport security

[Anonymous No.54162464]

>>54162444
Checked.
Except we've been in a recession since forever now

[Anonymous No.54162465]

>>54162356
>>54162243
Ok i've got the source. New programmed issued 11 billion but normal facilities were tapped for 150 billion

[Anonymous No.54162471]

>>54162315
Burger leftoids love them because they are a victim group and a minority
Rightoids love them because muh only democracy in the middle east neocon garbage or because of some evangelist nonsense

[Anonymous No.54162474]

>>54162353
The bible is central to both the US and Israel, and that’s the explanation behind the relationship between the two. I don’t know what the promised land stuff you’re talking about is. Americans are happy in America, they aren’t going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.54162477]

>>54162433
>As opposed to your president, who has never violated anything, not even his children, I'm sure.

Are you talking about the time Trump made very sexual remarks about his daughter, Ivanka. He called her a voluptuous piece of ass. I can't believe we elected this guy.

[Anonymous No.54162479]

>>54162449
Weed tards aren't even human.

[Anonymous No.54162481]

>>54162379
You think your fucked im the one thats fucked here. Do i just cash out and take a massive loss?

[Anonymous No.54162488]

>>54162427
Russia and Israel are allies anon

[Anonymous No.54162490]

>>54162346
>>54162367
No I already knew it would turn out like this, just from the bullshit they pulled in october. I just think it's funny.

Also if SOXL somehow goes back to 70 bucks where will Nvidia be? 300 P/E? That's a massively overvalued stock kek.

[Anonymous No.54162492]

>>54161323
>Yes but it was considered the soul of the nation
And then that soul died and Romans fled to the hills, I fail to see your point. If fact, when Romans realized they could build their own Little Romes the Western Empire truly fell apart.

[Anonymous No.54162496]

>>54162477
Pedo joe posters, everybody

[Anonymous No.54162504]

Looks like the folks fucking with bank stocks got heemed during after hours. Just means this bank stuff isn't over

[Anonymous No.54162507]

my lil JEPI be doin sum... time to start offloading some shares and staying in cash for a few weeks while the bull rally runs its course. going all in on SPXS before the month is over.

[Anonymous No.54162511]

>>54162413
>>54162424
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54162516]

>>54162481
I'm in a similar boat as you. I'm holding hoping it goes back to $32 tomorrow. Though I fear I'm being way too optimistic. Fuck Rocker bitch fomo'd me

[Anonymous No.54162520]

>>54162492
>when Romans r
Why dont you try german and Asiatic steppe invaders. Romans only left because it got trashed by outsiders.

[Anonymous No.54162522]

>>54162496
>be Trumptard
>be confronted with the fact that Trump openly admitted he would fuck his daughter
>p-pedo Joe
Only a sick man would be ok with another man calling his daughter “a piece of ass”.

[Anonymous No.54162530]

>>54162517
>>54162517
>>54162517

[Anonymous No.54162531]

>>54162428
>>54162409
>>54162298
1/4 of all democrats in congress are jewish you can't love israel more than that. Though I'm actually curious what kind of retard gets defensive about the democratic party in 2023 when they are pure cancer, while the republicans are just kind of harmless in their uselessness as an organization of doing fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.54162545]

>>54162444
>WITHIN
We won't know until afterwards though so it's okay kek.

[Anonymous No.54162561]

>>54162522
As opposed to pedojoe who forced his daughter to shower with him? Or his son who is pictured in his underwear with underage girls?

[Anonymous No.54162564]

>>54162522
Go rape a child or dial 8 or whatever it is you should be doing at this hour, groomer

[Anonymous No.54162600]

>>54162561
>>54162564
The whole groomer schtick from Republicans has always been a very obvious projection of the creepy sexually-repressed pederasty that Christian conservatives engage in.

It's not shocking that the same people who turn a blind eye to Trump calling his own fucking daughter a "nice piece of ass" are also the ones who ignore pervasive child rape in Christian/Republican communities.

[Anonymous No.54162864]

>>54162477
> “we can’t seriously give this guy the nuclear codes”

Electing trump was a “fuck you” to leftists and coastal elitists.

[Anonymous No.54163008]

>>54161081
>>54161143
>>54161163
>>54161269
>>54161297
>>54161323
>>54161449
>>54161542
>>54161633
>>54161708
>>54161872
>>54162210
>>54162520
Here's your you's nimby back back to your >>>>>>/n/ igger board

[Anonymous No.54163062]

>>54162020
>>54162298
>>54162315
>>54162338
>>54162353
>>54162414
>>54162428
>>54162445
>>54162477
>>54162522
>>54162600
Oops missed this/n/imby as well