[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 104 KB, 768x768, 1661249390316441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
54159238 No.54159238 [Reply] [Original]

I just went to my first office party at the new job and i felt instant anxiety, betaness and regret. Even my departure was awkward. I spilled spaghetti all over the place. The small moment i had with a QT was over the moment i started spouting inchorent redpilled politics in front of everyone. They barely paid attention to me afterwards or tried to get me to feel at home. How do normalfags do it? Waging is fucking hell. I just want to be stop feeling like an outsider. Its highschool over again.

>> No.54159287

>>54159238
Fake it till you make it.
Your external personality will talk almost by itself now making jokes and small talk.

>> No.54159318

>>54159238
i've been to one office party. it was pretty gay because the food sucked and they didn't serve it until like 1 hour into the event. my 300 pound female boss drank too much wine and got super talkative and weird. i didn't drink a drop because i didn't want to accidentally say the nigger word.

>> No.54159346
File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1674666671049466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
54159346

>>54159238
High school never ends

>> No.54159359

>>54159238
Autist anon, as an autist anon I feel for you bro. That kind of shit makes me want to vanish immediately.

>> No.54159377

>>54159318
>the nigger word
you can just say nigger. we will know what you mean

>> No.54159380

just be retardedly confident bro

i do this by pretending like i've already made it with crypto in my head and im just working for fun

>> No.54159417

>>54159238
>he doesn't have a normalfag mask that can spit out boring drivel
ngmi

>> No.54159701
File: 892 KB, 985x1033, 1666180797732060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
54159701

>>54159238
>Be little chudcel OP
>Virgin neet until your mid 20
>Finally manage to get some low skilled office job, minimum wage ofc.
>You barely talk to anyone and in the rare cases you do it is only work related
>People start to wonder if something is wrong with you
>They invite to a party because they have pity with you
>One girl decides to ask you why you are always so antisocial
>DA JOOZ ARE KEEPING ME DOWN IT IS ALL THEIR FAULT I WOULD HAVE A QT VIRGIN TRADWIFE WITHOUT DA EBIL JOOZ AND BLACK PPL
>She instanyl cringes and leaves telling everyone what a little chudcel OP is
>Everyone is instalty disgusted by this and wants OP to leave
>WHY ARE LE NORMALFAGS LIKE THIS THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT LE EPIC AND RED PILLED STUFF LIKE MY /POL/TURD LOSER FRIENDS ON 4CHIN

>> No.54161327

>>54159238

Are you chuds really like this in public??

>> No.54161392
File: 187 KB, 727x582, 1670969075707321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
54161392

>>54159346
based song, literally 1985

>> No.54162720

If conversations go political while I'm drinking and im public I just go all ancap and start talking about why I shouldn't have to pay taxes and should be able to grow in my garage if I want to without some snitch trying to shut me down. Kinda cringe but it stops me from going all 1488 if I'm drunk off my ass.

>> No.54162932

Do not talk about "red pills " at work dummy

>> No.54162998

>>54162720
This desu. Ancap is the still edgy but socially acceptable stance from which you can transition into more redpilled stances depending on how you’re received. I usually just say I hate the (pro-trans pedophillic kike controlled) government.

>> No.54163761

>>54159238

They're emotional mirrors. Project hype and enthusiasm and they'll give the same back. Geeky, otherwise faux pas topics like LARP aren't forbidden if you project positivity and joy. You're being upbeat, so they have to respond positively too.

Helps to come prepared with an explanation to help them understand if it's something designated "weird" by pop culture. I used to just say "It's basically just a camping weekend where play a team version of the hunger games." When I talked about LARP. If they asked about the costumes/character acting I would go "Yeah, they help keep things from getting to serious or personal. I mean, you are going out and hitting people. If someone breaks character you know they might be hurt and need you to back off."

>> No.54163788
File: 313 KB, 700x702, 1662732871953977.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
54163788

>>54159701
back to bunkerchan, disgusting troon

>> No.54163880

they can smell that you're not like them, it's psychotic

>> No.54163988

>>54159238
Just load up on Phenibut beforehand, just make sure you don’t drink too much. It’s a godsend and bypasses your autism + insecurity, like being drunk but without the debuffs.

>> No.54163994

>>54159318
>i didn't drink a drop because i didn't want to accidentally say the nigger word.
This is why I don't let them give me any drugs at the dentist.