/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54156575]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54155465

[Anonymous No.54156603]

Kek

[Anonymous No.54156611]

good OP

[Anonymous No.54156616]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.54156624]

>>54156603
Man, are we getting rugged by FDX again?

[Anonymous No.54156628]

>>54156603
oof shoring now

[Anonymous No.54156636]

NASDUMP IS GONNA RUG.

[Anonymous No.54156643]

Quick reminder this is now a buy-the-dip market again. Welcome to the 10 years bullrun.

[Anonymous No.54156644]

Im starting to believe that bitcoin is going to reach 100,000 soon

The "dollar" is such a trash manipulated shitcoin at this point - even my boomer managers are starting to question the narrative.

I hate this rigged economy so much, we're literally being robbed of our savings by the second - the (((bankers))) are relentless

[Anonymous No.54156645]

>>54156636
This.

[Anonymous No.54156655]

>>54156624
how do they keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.54156666]

>>54156643
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.54156667]

>>54156624
Retards on Stocktwits are bullish so yes

[Anonymous No.54156681]

>>54156644
It's not like Bitcoin isn't manipulated as fuck though

[Anonymous No.54156683]

that moment when the market was able to remain irrational longer than you could stay solvent

[Anonymous No.54156689]

>>54156575
>was up 100% on FRC put
>now only up 80%
should I hold one more day for the very possible chance they drop another 30% tomorrow? should i hold longer than another day? should i sell?

[Anonymous No.54156691]

>>54156655
They're not bad delivering to my place, but I hear a lot of complaints.

[Anonymous No.54156696]

>Fed actually just invented a new form of QE
>actually just dumps fucking $2 trillion dollars immediately
I don't think people understand how fugged we are inflation wise

[Anonymous No.54156697]

>>54156655
This meme is the one that's filtered me the hardest in all my years on 4channel (formerly 4chan)
I don't get what's so interesting about it. It's a bunch of foids nodding and smiling at some guy preparing streed food? So?

[Anonymous No.54156699]

So how about those UNLIMITED BANK BAILOUTS

Surely nothing will go wrong with this

[Anonymous No.54156700]

Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass bobo
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass bobo
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass bobo
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass bobo, huh
There's some bulls in this house
There's some bulls in this house
There's some bulls in this house

[Anonymous No.54156701]

god im such a clown for selling FRC after a .50 pump.

[Anonymous No.54156708]

>>54156689
If it's good enough to post about then you should take the profit
That's my personal MO

[Anonymous No.54156711]

Shorting Nvidia with my life savings

[Anonymous No.54156721]

>>54156644

[Anonymous No.54156726]

>>54156701
I panic sold at 23 because the volatility. Seeing it hit 27 burns my ass.

[Anonymous No.54156728]

Buying far OTM nvidia calls as of right now

[Anonymous No.54156729]

>>54156681
All of crypto is but then again so is all of the stock market and most of the bond market as well. The trick isn't figuring out whether something is rigged, it's figuring out in which direction it's rigged and positioning yourself to grift some fat off the top of that rigging to make a profit. Since buttcorn is "one of the good ones" according to the SEC and powers that be allowing it to basically be part of the stock market through an ETF, it's entirely possible for it to be rigged to pump for any number of reasons and by any number of parties. Or it might gigabart shitdick bloody assrape half its value in a day or two.

[Anonymous No.54156733]

>>54156696
>money supply stays the same
>money velocity stays the same
ok bro

[Anonymous No.54156735]

>>54156697
it's a triggering pic for incels
bad news fren

[Anonymous No.54156738]

>>54156697
Some spergs get mad at women, happy women. Some spergs hate the vapid nature of tiktok. Some spergs hate the brown people serving her and their food. It's multifaceted and interesting.

[Anonymous No.54156739]

>>54156575
AAAAAA my 1,795,834th tranche of NVDA shorts how is this possible?

[Anonymous No.54156741]

>>54156726
brother

[Anonymous No.54156745]

>>54156708
100% sounds impressive, but it was single contract of about $300. I just have a hard time taking profits, and idk if i should expect the banks to continue tanking or if they've already been fucked as badly as they can be for the time being

[Anonymous No.54156754]

>>54156644
Not BTC for me. But yes to cash-like securities, held in a brokerage, bought automatically as soon as I get my direct deposit. Fuck USD, what a manipulated shitcoin. For some IRL purchases (like weapons, which you should be buying) ask if you can purchase using gold coins/bars.

It appears that this system will continue on life support for awhile. Now is the time to get out if you don't like it. This actually buys us time.

[Anonymous No.54156757]

>>54156721
just proves that the whole market is a fake and gay jewish computer simulation. the second they started getting involved and hooked it up to their algos it is basically an index now.

[Anonymous No.54156760]

Fuck, I swear I'm not a Jew.

[Anonymous No.54156762]

>>54156733
Money supply increases because now the bank has cash on hand. They need to make 5% PA to pay their loan to the fed, so they'll turn around and lend enough to cover it, increasing the money supply.

[Anonymous No.54156763]

>>54156697
The first girl is exceptionally cute and personable with a dash of narcissism to keep it provocative, so now it's somewhat interesting to watch other characters in the same circumstance

[Anonymous No.54156765]

>>54156701
>>54156726
if the rally is real then it will probably drop to where it is now after it gets to 30. Could be a good buy again then if you believe in the retard strength

[Anonymous No.54156771]

Sold half my 16.5 soxl call just in case

[Anonymous No.54156781]

>>54156697
slop gets em wet. simple as.

[Anonymous No.54156784]

Should I risk it and get a bag of FRC?

[Anonymous No.54156786]

Why are we green? Not that I'm complaining, I need my mistake from months ago to be rescued, but this does feel like a bull trap.

[Thot Poster. No.54156789]

>>54156575
How soon until banks fail and market collapses? How far out are your puts?

[Anonymous No.54156790]

I do not take any pleasure in riding the coming wave of inflation. The Fed should keep raising rates and the malinvestment should be allowed to exit the system instead of being bailed out.
But I am up 3.5% today and 9% since Friday, without even making any risky bets

[Anonymous No.54156796]

>>54156738
>nonsense posting about women and "spergs"
>>54156760
>lewd posting

sorry schlomo, you're checking all the boxes

[Anonymous No.54156802]

>>54156796
sperg spotted

[Anonymous No.54156804]

>>54156796
I swear, I'm just a schizo.

[Anonymous No.54156805]

>>54156760
>Tattoos
>Not being a short sighted idiot who spends money to permanently look like a gradeschool desk in the detention room.

Pick 1.

[Anonymous No.54156807]

>>54156696
how long until it runs out

[Anonymous No.54156811]

>>54156697
It was unironically a misunderstanding, the original Serena vid anons thought she was being a bitch to the food guy but it's obvious she's being flirtatious, especially with audio. You have people like >>54156735 assuming it just comes from hating women and they kept posting it until she became the new boxxy

[Anonymous No.54156814]

Would buying some puts for Fridays pullback be free money?

[Anonymous No.54156819]

>>54156760
sounds like something a jew would say...right down to the capital J.

[Anonymous No.54156822]

>>54156781
Of the 24 women I've pounded a load into in my lifetime, 15 took it with a smile after just buying them food and not spilling my spaghetti everywhere. Take the scout pill, buy a bucket of fried chicken for a hoe and get yo dick wet today. Shit works.

[Anonymous No.54156833]

>>54156805
IT'S A PROVOCATIVE IMAGE DESIGNED TO GATHER RESPONSES

[Anonymous No.54156835]

>>54156784
Just remember you could be the dude buying the top before you buy unless you need an excuse to end yourself

[Anonymous No.54156839]

>>54156814
please refer to
>>54156575

[Anonymous No.54156848]

>>54156784
depends on if you believe there will be follow through during the 2nd half of today. If not maybe best to wait and see if it's supported on the pullback.

[Anonymous No.54156852]

i'm neon green and i hate it

>>54156796
>>54156804
>my fellow whites

>>54156811
picrel, my thesis is the truth

[Anonymous No.54156857]

>>54156789
banks will be bailed out and the market will pump. the next time they find themselves in trouble thanks to their retarded decisions, they'll be bailed out again and the market will continue pumping.

[Anonymous No.54156877]

>>54156852
FINE I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD; ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[Anonymous No.54156883]

>>54156857
this anon gets it

[Anonymous No.54156891]

Time to go all-in on TZA.

[Anonymous No.54156895]

>he didn’t buy the banking dip

[Anonymous No.54156900]

>>54156790
Are you up 9% in terms of BTC? Because that’s the only metric you should be caring about at this point.

[Anonymous No.54156903]

God I hope there's another entry point for FRC or WAL.

[Anonymous No.54156913]

>>54156877
is the semi colon after talmud some jewish trick?

[Anonymous No.54156914]

WALbros... WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54156916]

>>54156877
You should at least read it before claiming to denounce it. In fact you agree with virtually all of it.

[Anonymous No.54156917]

The banks are failing due to holding long dated bonds but need liquidity due to customer withdrawals. This forces them to sell bonds at a loss, hence bank failures.

Fed said rate hikes stop next year, so what they are doing is allowing banks to borrow against their bond holdings for a year, this prevents additional bank failures. And it's not "new money" injected, since the original money is still locked into bond. It's just to stop bank runs: allowing them to access the bond funds if customers withdraw. Think of it like a temporary "no penalty early withdrawal"

[Anonymous No.54156924]

>>54156789
The banks will never fail again. The Fed has nationalized the industry

[Anonymous No.54156928]

>>54156852
>7/10 female
That woman is like a 9.

[Anonymous No.54156934]

I bought a ton of bank stocks this week, im up BIG - im talking BIG MONEY

feels good man, getting to profit off the demise of the lower classes. I can see why the rich behave the way they do - it just feels good you know?

[Anonymous No.54156943]

>>54156913
I THINK THE ENGLISH INVENTED THEM; I'M NOT SURE. THEN AGAIN, ENGLAND INVENTED ISRAEL.

[Anonymous No.54156947]

>>54156914
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.54156948]

>>54156917
You're a special kind of stupid.

[Anonymous No.54156959]

>>54156928
I'd give her an 8 without makeup and naked out of the shower but that's the best I can do. Not tiddied or assed enough to be higher.

[Anonymous No.54156978]

>FRC halted
Please be a drop

[Anonymous No.54156979]

Hi boys!

[Anonymous No.54156980]

if shit and piss closes above the 200 day i will return to my bullish ways otherwise JPow burns everything and gives us a 50+ bepis rape hike

>>54156928
>calling a goblina a 9

[Anonymous No.54156991]

>>54156833
stop begging for attention on 4chan

[Anonymous No.54156995]

>>54156928
Objectively an 8

[Anonymous No.54156998]

>>54156980
racist incel spotted

[Anonymous No.54157002]

>>54156991
Hey, I'm not a trip/namefag.

[Anonymous No.54157003]

CS bros...did we successfully slurp

[Anonymous No.54157007]

waiting patiently for my $23 VIX puts to go ITM

[Anonymous No.54157014]

Watched Linus Tech Tips.
The new Nintendo immersive is the best there is, period.

[Anonymous No.54157018]

Up to gaining back half my losses in BOIL (unrealized thus far)!

[Anonymous No.54157019]

>>54156833

[Anonymous No.54157029]

>>54157018
did you DCA?

[Anonymous No.54157032]

>>54157003
lmao no

[Anonymous No.54157038]

>>54156697

[Anonymous No.54157055]

>>54157038
Is that guy just hot or something

[Anonymous No.54157059]

>>54157029
Slightly over one day (3 buys). I had previously DCAd over a longer period but sold at a small profit to move out of Robinhood and rebought all in during a relative dip in E*TRADE.

[Anonymous No.54157060]

Credit Suisse more like Credit Sus if you ask me

[Anonymous No.54157066]

>>54156814
I sell SPY puts and calls. What are you in the market for? May I suggest you buy some of my 30 DTEs. We have everything at Anon's Options Shop.

[Anonymous No.54157068]

>>54157055
No, women do dumb shit for the camera.

t. /p/

[Anonymous No.54157069]

mmm.. eggo waffles with butter and syrup.. reminds me of childhood

[Anonymous No.54157074]

>>54157055
They're mugging for the camera

[Anonymous No.54157079]

>>54157055
Of course anon, he's standing right next to a grill
>checked

[Anonymous No.54157096]

>>54157066
I bet she has a nice looking smooth and tight pussy

[Anonymous No.54157098]

I’m going to unironically short CRBP if their new oncology assets pump the stock over 100M and it’s optionable again.

[Anonymous No.54157105]

>>54157079
lol'd

[Anonymous No.54157109]

Oh shit is SOXL gonna hit 16?

[Anonymous No.54157111]

>>54157069
I can taste it

[Anonymous No.54157119]

>>54157096
Nah, a smile like that? She's got a blown out ham sandwich from riding giant dildos constantly for her onlyfans. Coochie be fartin when she walks from all the air getting inside that gaped out cumwallet.

[Anonymous No.54157123]

Please be the weekend already so I don't have to worry about this shit

[Anonymous No.54157128]

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54157135]

Time to bail on my TZA.

[Anonymous No.54157136]

>>54157119
This was hilarious, arousing, and disgusting. Bravo!

[Anonymous No.54157139]

where can i follow the yield curves and invertedness??

[Anonymous No.54157142]

I have gone insane

[Anonymous No.54157144]

Bobo getting heemed AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54157148]

>>54157123
worry about what? nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.54157149]

>>54157139
literally just google bond yield curve dude

[Anonymous No.54157152]

>>54157139
CNBC has some charts like https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS

[Anonymous No.54157154]

>>54156786
Even if it's a bull trap, we could hit SPY 400 before it goes back down.

[Anonymous No.54157155]

>>54157139
Ask my nigga FRED.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y3M

[Anonymous No.54157161]

>>54157142
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54157162]

>>54157136
Thanks, I try. Have a fap on the house to one of my favorite ethots
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/appropriateslushygarpike

[Anonymous No.54157167]

This is an unbelievably fake and gay scam pump. I guess I might have to go cash gang again soon. I didn't actually think Americans were this stupid and gullible, but it appears they are.

[Anonymous No.54157168]

[Anonymous No.54157172]

>>54157142
We're all a little mad here.

[Anonymous No.54157173]

>>54157167
Stop buying SPY puts

[Anonymous No.54157176]

how can cassandra be wrong?

[Anonymous No.54157179]

Bobo not understanding the market shift that just happened

[Anonymous No.54157180]

>>54157029
>>54157059
I would have DCAd like a mfr yesterday but my remaining funds are not cleared for use. Very frustrating. FedNow NOW!

[Anonymous No.54157183]

FRC HALTED

[Anonymous No.54157189]

Fun. I hate being poor

[Anonymous No.54157190]

>>54157162
For me, it's Proxy Paige. Man, I should have been a reconstructive surgeon.

[Anonymous No.54157193]

>>54156733
You know what banks do when they have more liquidity right?
They lend. Then that money goes into another bank. Then it gets lent again. This happens around 10 times.

[Anonymous No.54157200]

This just feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.54157205]

>down 15 percent on SOXS
I'm fucked aren't I

[Anonymous No.54157215]

>>54157183
THEY CAN'T STOP THE BUYING

[Anonymous No.54157218]

>>54157176
Anon, that was the thing with Cassandra. She could only be wrong.

[Anonymous No.54157224]

OK LINK THE STREAM ALREADY, DID YELLEN ANNOUNCE THE BULLRUN?!

[Anonymous No.54157226]

>>54157205
Don't worry, we all are. Higher cost of goods and services soon. Rich get richer, etc.

[Anonymous No.54157228]

>>54157152
ty. doesnt lookd good

[Anonymous No.54157232]

>>54156807
10 seconds flat
the problem is what happens after it runs out the next bank fails.

[Anonymous No.54157234]

>>54157215
LOLLOL ALL IN FRC CALLS

[Anonymous No.54157237]

>FRC
hoo boy
that was a big boy halt, not a little volatility halt

you will literally never be able to buy this bank under $30 again

[Anonymous No.54157238]

>FRC 30
I should have believed

[Anonymous No.54157239]

>>54157176
>>54157218
wasn't his last tweets bullish. He basically said "bailout = market bottom is in."

>>54157215
WAL +50% from bottom to top intraday.


Damn another good day slurping banks. Let's do it again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54157241]

gookmoot shadowbanned me

[Anonymous No.54157242]

>>54157190
She did some great stuff for the longest time before that car crash, it was sad seeing how she fell off. This chick is another one of my favorites and has an even more walled out shit chute, I have dumped gallons of cum into the carpet to her.
https://www.redgifs.com/users/alexbreecooper

[Anonymous No.54157243]

>>54157162
>man-made horrors

[Anonymous No.54157245]

>>54157176
Well he probably wasn't counting on the money printers being put back on the brrrrrrrr setting. Now banks know that they can take unlimited risk and be bailed out by the government. Why wouldn't shit be pumping now?

[Anonymous No.54157259]

>>54157239
His last tweet said the bottom is several weeks past bailout, although referring an event where several weeks after the crisis being referenced ended, a new turbocrashed hit right on cue and a second series of bailouts were needed.

[Anonymous No.54157260]

>>54157239
Some bullshit story about JP Morgan pulling a big dick move and "making a stand" by providing liquidity n sheeiiitt, implying a stand was made with SVB.

[Anonymous No.54157261]

>>54157224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54S_ZoL7ooA
But the reason is pic related.
Feels good that systemic risk just got completely contained and fixed.

[Anonymous No.54157267]

- ANNOUNCEMENT -
ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS TO ANNOUNCE THAT INTEL CORPORATION (TICKER INTC) HAS CROSSED $30 USD DOLLARS
THREE (3) ZERO (0) - THIRTY (30) UNITED STATES DOLLARS. YOU WERE REPEATEDLY WARNED OF THIS INEVITABILITY. YOU KNEW THIS WAS POSSIBLE. CONCLUDING MESSAGE.

[Anonymous No.54157266]

>>54157239
>wasn't his last tweets bullish
He said it was a nothingburger I think, not necessarily bullish

[Anonymous No.54157271]

>>54156790
>>54156790
>But I am up 3.5% today and 9% since Friday, without even making any risky bets

How?

[Anonymous No.54157280]

>>54157243
She has a boyfriend. Imagine being that guy, I just jerk off to her.

[Anonymous No.54157281]

>>54157173
I'm not fucking with options, I'm just gonna home short position a little longer. There is literally nothing to be bullish about right now, the lies can only work for so long.

[Anonymous No.54157288]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ7E40Ec5ec
>I DON'T MIND
>I THINK SO
>I WILL LET YOU GO

[Anonymous No.54157290]

>>54157271
For me, it's SJIM, TMF and SOXL.

[Anonymous No.54157297]

>>54157242
I did know about that one. Good stuff. Her little group of friends are absolutely insane. Love from Kazakhstan.

[Anonymous No.54157301]

16
>16
16
>16
16
>16

[Anonymous No.54157313]

>FRC 34
HOLY FUCK GOD DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.54157321]

>>54157301
I went ALL IN on SOXL at $8

I love SOXL, its my ticket to a good life. Cant wait for SOXL to go back to $80 in a few months

[Anonymous No.54157326]

intc chads, svix chads wagmi

[Anonymous No.54157327]

>>54157321
>>54157301
Absolute top signal

[Anonymous No.54157329]

holy shit FRC. I'm going to make it

[Anonymous No.54157333]

I bought FRC. Options are
Rich for me but I highly suggest someone to take a option for the team. For science

[Anonymous No.54157335]

>>54157261
Yellen is finally over

[Anonymous No.54157338]

>>54156655
Why are these thin haired zoomers drawn to this food truck? Do the full haired ones go somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.54157343]

GREEN WEEK AND NEXT WEEK LFG FUCK YOU BOBO YOU ROTTEN CUNT

[Anonymous No.54157346]

are there any banks stocks worth buying with the sell off ?

[Anonymous No.54157348]

>could have had 14k instead of measly 2k
I hate it bros I hate it so much. I'm happy for the guy who bought at 31 at least

[Anonymous No.54157349]

>>54157321
$400 SOXL
haha

[Anonymous No.54157357]

>>54157301
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.54157376]

>>54157349
You sir, are retarded

[Anonymous No.54157377]

>>54157346
>he didn't slurp the fud

>>54157003

[Anonymous No.54157381]

>THEY
>CAN'T
>STOP
>THE
>BUYING

[Anonymous No.54157388]

>>54157377
i bought $10k worth of svix at 13.50 instead

[Anonymous No.54157390]

>>54157267
For once I managed to buy near the bottom

[Anonymous No.54157393]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.54157397]

>>54157245
>unlimited risk
Is it really? I assumed that deposits are safe, but not the shareholders, for example.

[Anonymous No.54157401]

>>54157346
HIFS is a bank stock I've been shilling since the big bank shiddening and fardening last week. It's a small regional bank from Boston that writes commercial loans and has nice rate exposure compared to other banks.

It's a good value boomer bank.

HIFS.

They don't listen.

[Anonymous No.54157403]

my portfolio is up 20% today KEK

imagine thinking the elites would ever let the banks default, they would genocide half the world before that ever happens

[Anonymous No.54157404]

FRC will close at $50 today
also check these dubs

[Anonymous No.54157408]

>>54157162
incredible how much volume you can put in there

[Anonymous No.54157409]

I did a lot of research on the chart of the S&P 500 and I discovered something rather insane.


Every single bear market has ended in march.

Now the market is rising in march

Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.54157412]

>>54157241
no

[Anonymous No.54157413]

MFW BURGERS PUMPING EU AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54157415]

>>54157376
don't hate the player, hate the game

[Anonymous No.54157420]

SOXLchads, we're unironically GMI

[Anonymous No.54157421]

>>54157393
It's ok, we kangaroo market now. Tomorrow it will probably dump 5% just because.

[Anonymous No.54157422]

its gonna be instant halts all day long on FRC isnt it

[Anonymous No.54157427]

I'm glad I held FRC but fuck me it wasn't fun

[Anonymous No.54157428]

[Anonymous No.54157438]

I've made more money this week than any week since October.

[Anonymous No.54157439]

>>54157397
Yes, you take the deposits and put them on the riskiest shit you can because if it goes tits up you get bailed out. Basically even if you have negative equity all deposits are still guaranteed by the government. If you hit it big, stock price up. If not, bailout. Simple really

[Anonymous No.54157440]

This shit is going so fast I'm mad that I couldn't buy as much as I wanted

[Anonymous No.54157441]

Ima bit of a Loose cannon

[Anonymous No.54157447]

>>54157390
How much we slurping ? I had some cash and bought 40 shares.

[Anonymous No.54157451]

>>54156741
H-How you holding up bro?

[Anonymous No.54157452]

>>54157440
This is a short covering rally, you don't actually think that people are buying-to-open here, right?

[Anonymous No.54157453]

>https://youtu.be/K6lBuxFeq7Y

[Anonymous No.54157455]

>>54157409
But we are not in a bear market. Never were.

[Anonymous No.54157456]

I wasn't really emotionally prepared for INTC to pump like this.

[Anonymous No.54157461]

why is ecbs rate hikes bullish??

asking for a retarded friend (its me)

[Anonymous No.54157464]

>locked in cost basis
>just riding this frc ride with no stress
feels good man

[Anonymous No.54157467]

>>54157439
Deposits of cash or stocks and bonds and other shit? There is a difference here tho.

[Anonymous No.54157475]

>>54157456
I was told by some anon to put money into intel at 20x leverage and I'm glad I did

[Anonymous No.54157478]

https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo
LISTEN HERE BOBO YOU JABROONI! YOU PICKED THE WRONG COUNTRY TO MESS WOTH LET ME TELL YA BROTHER! DON'T MESS WITH THE USA OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE HULKSTER AND HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON YOU!

[Anonymous No.54157479]

Oil BARONS are we back? Should i go long rn ?

[Anonymous No.54157482]

>>54157438
isn't volatility grand? This was the REAL March Madness gamblers du jour.

[Anonymous No.54157488]

I don't know what is going with Nasdaq but it does not look authentic to me. I am sus this QQQ move.

Just saying...

[Anonymous No.54157489]

>>54157408
Oh dude, you ain't seen nothing yet. Although for being 4'11 that chick is mad impressive with how big her bucket is, this lady takes the fuckin' cake.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/moderntomatovirginiaopossum

[Anonymous No.54157493]

Is it time to enter leveraged bill positions yet again?

[Anonymous No.54157494]

[Anonymous No.54157495]

Please buy NEO. I implore you

[Anonymous No.54157504]

>>54157452
i just checked the dark pools and confirmed it's entry liquidity

[Anonymous No.54157515]

Can someone explain what this move is about. Or is it just 0dte gamblers making markets move like this

[Anonymous No.54157523]

>>54157515
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/03/16/banking-crisis-credit-suisse-svb-yellen/?outputType=amp

[Anonymous No.54157524]

>>54157452
yeah i was thinking of going short after cs dump. now they are rekting those who did

[Anonymous No.54157531]

This was the last day to slurp bank stocks wasn't it? FRC at 20 and WAL at 27 at open... fuck...

[Anonymous No.54157533]

>>54157438
8 seems excessive, we could get it down to 4 pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.54157534]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.54157536]

Trading the market is how you got into this misery, trading it more likely will not get you out of it.

[Harbinger of the _______ No.54157542]

>>54157504
>>54157504
I checked the Dark Pools and I'm seeing a big Vomma Shockwave coming. VIX went batshit yesterday, now its getting crushed.

It's like the tide going out. Really, really far.

When VIX goes up and down this fast. What is it a Harbinger of.

[Anonymous No.54157547]

>>54157515
bailout optimism

[Anonymous No.54157549]

>>54157494
Oh thank god, I can relax now that my short positions are safe. Almost thought about selling for a minute.

[Anonymous No.54157555]

>>54157447
35 shares in a few different purchases when it was crabbing around 25ish
Not huge but hopefully I can get a good return on it, I figured it couldn't go much lower unless everything went tits up

[Anonymous No.54157557]

>>54157428

[Anonymous No.54157563]

>>54157515
Fed cucked out and literally insta injected trillions of dollars of liquidity into the markets through their bail-out loan plan and set the precendent for infinite bail-outs. Yes, that is as bad as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.54157568]

>>54157534
Unironically bullish. And I hope a third bank fails by Wednesday to pump the markets even more.

[Anonymous No.54157569]

>>54157494
Done. I'll see you in hell, Jim.

[Anonymous No.54157573]

>>54157536
>getting 50% intraday price moves on regional banking stocks
>misery

only if you're on the wrong side of the trade son

[Anonymous No.54157577]

>>54157533
Is there supposed to be a correct answer to this. Might as well pick ar random

[Anonymous No.54157586]

>>54157421
This.

[Anonymous No.54157587]

>>54157515
Soft landing means hikes are priced in. This is the entrance point before we pump a year from now.

[Harbinger of the _______ No.54157588]

>>54157515
It's a short covering rally. People loaded up shorts on some really speculative bobo news that Credit Suisse and other big banks are fucked. we all know that is insanely stupid because CS has far more liquidity and sticky deposit base than the shit we saw last week


that being said, the market is def going to 350 SPY before it bottoms in 2023

[Anonymous No.54157595]

>>54157438
Leave:
Novelist, ficiton is trash
Mexican clergyman, because he'll behead someone
The gay vegetarian, because he'll spread disease and humans need to eat meat or a hilarious complex and unnatural internationally/industrially sourced plant diet to perform at their best. Only one of those may be available.
The jew, so everyone will get along.

[Anonymous No.54157596]

>>54157261
did this bitch just skirt the question of default? lol is the US defaulting on our debt today?

[Anonymous No.54157602]

>>54157542
Meltdown.

[Harbinger of the _______ No.54157619]

Say it with me.

Harbinger of the?

Harbinger of the ___________

[Anonymous No.54157620]

When I win $100 from my company's March Madness bracket, it's all going into mutant fish (ticker AQB). I have Houston winning it all.

[Anonymous No.54157621]

>>54157200
JP will hike it and then we will probably dump so more, this past year was just all bear market rallies.

[Anonymous No.54157627]

>>54157577
the test is actually to determine if there is a correct answer. that unironically is the correct answer. are the undesirables of society worth saving? and do you want your society to be rebuilt by the undesirables?

[Anonymous No.54157635]

>>54157409
Spring equinox is approaching. It is the time of rebirth.

[Anonymous No.54157640]

>Bought BOC calls at the bottom

Yeah I'm thinking based.

[Anonymous No.54157643]

BUY RYCEY, they had great earnings and will build the nuclear future.

[Anonymous No.54157644]

>>54157619
10 year golden bull run

[Anonymous No.54157645]

[Anonymous No.54157647]

>>54157643
UEC for nuclear bub

[Anonymous No.54157665]

Shit & Piss 500 puts are insanely expensive right now

[Anonymous No.54157670]

>>54157620
At the shareholders meeting ask those retards to sell their mutant fish online. Can't even buy their product and they want me to invest in them?

[Anonymous No.54157674]

>>54157645
I bake my own pizzas, no need for them

[Anonymous No.54157675]

>>54157533
Shit are you allowed to just leave everyone?

[Anonymous No.54157677]

NVDA hitting overbought. It's been running straight up for months. The rugpull can't be too far away now. FOMC week is usually where tech shit gets it's ass handed to it.

[Anonymous No.54157686]

>>54157619
Pizza at your desk lunch?
Mid-day nap?
Coffee with extra cream to cover the heartburn from the pizza?
Nice person who lets you into traffic?

[Anonymous No.54157692]

>>54157409
We haven't broken under the 200 week moving average. Throw that on your chart.

[Anonymous No.54157693]

just buy SOXL and bank stocks you dumb clowns, I've made more money this week than I have the entire last year put together

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[Anonymous No.54157696]

>>54157665
That's because tomorrow will be a blood bath. Happens everytime we get one of these baseless scam pumps out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.54157697]

>>54157665
It's Shit & Piss 498. Signature Bank and Silicon Valley Bank were two components that went bust

[Anonymous No.54157699]

>>54157534
>money flees 2nd tier banks to 1st tier banks
>1st tier banks put it back in
The whole system is so retarded is hilarious

[Anonymous No.54157706]

>>54157494
How does he know how to say the exact wrong things at the exact right time?

[Anonymous No.54157707]

>>54157627
I don’t understand the premise of the question, how were the 12 initially selected, they none of them seems suitable to a space mission. Don’t feel like choosing anyone on the list

[Anonymous No.54157710]

>>54157696
Anon, I asked this thread 5 times how to play Quad Witch, 4 weeks ago.
You faggots said NOTHING.
Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.54157713]

>>54157686
>Coffee with extra cream to cover the heartburn from the pizza?
How does coffee with cream cover up heartburn

[Anonymous No.54157720]

>>54157534
This doesn't make any sense, it's just moving money around

[Anonymous No.54157738]

>>54157587
>soft landing
>with banks failing
Kek

[Anonymous No.54157740]

what will happen to the VIX now?

[Anonymous No.54157741]

>>54157621
>bear market rallies
SPX is only down 18% from ATH, you're coping extremely hard.

[Anonymous No.54157754]

>>54157706
>they still haven't figured out cramer is the soft disclosure of the truth that anyone with a brain knows only has a job because if you do the opposite of what he says you make money
He's like the karmic balancer for the entire market and all the fraudulent shit that happens. You just have to learn to do the opposite of what he says on a longer timeframe than what he's saying and you'll be a millionaire in a few years. When you get really good at it you'll know when he's actually telling the truth, although that's rare and only happens whenever one of his buddies is super fucked and he does them a favor. Cramer is literally one of the worst ranked traders in the world, or one of the best if you just do the opposite of anything he says on either twice or half the timeframe he says it'll happen in.

[Anonymous No.54157760]

Remember, inflation is transitory

[Anonymous No.54157762]

>>54157674
Based.
Takeout Pizzas are so fucking dogshit compared to just making your own, picrel.

[Anonymous No.54157774]

>>54157710
If the markets go up leading to quad witching, go short. If otherwise, go long

[Anonymous No.54157777]

>FRC
you guys buying back in now or waiting until tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54157781]

>>54157762
Too much dough, not enough sauce

[Anonymous No.54157791]

>>54157555
I bought just now. Would be funny if it dropped again to 25 lel

[Anonymous No.54157792]

>>54157762
that crust has a very odd char to it. did you blowtorch it

[Anonymous No.54157794]

>>54157777
Yeah I'll check those quads

[Anonymous No.54157803]

>>54156701
WAL was the better play. Caught me offguard. I would have put an entire personal Loc into it

[Anonymous No.54157806]

This pump is MASSIVE considering there has been absolutely no news!

[Anonymous No.54157807]

>>54157707
a person who you would not have picked made the question. that's essentially the premise. you were supposed to leave the pastor, cop, and accountant + wife (white) behind. also your a racist nazi now, congratulations.

[Anonymous No.54157810]

>>54157781
I'm gonna agree. Should have used half the dough and made two pies the same size. If you don't eat it right now, fridge pizza is still always better anyway.

[Anonymous No.54157813]

>>54157777
I think it makes one more high then corrects this move tomorrow unless the retard strength is so overwhelming that it just rips straight to 50. I'm in it now and looking to sell after it makes one more high then buy on the correction tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54157815]

CRBP AT $4 only need $76 more before I break even LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54157818]

>>54157760
And we are not in a recession. I trust Yellen.

[Anonymous No.54157816]

>>54157777
I already bought 2 shares. Going to turn 60 into 200 real qquick

[Anonymous No.54157822]

>>54157740
Do you know about the Volga hammer?

[Anonymous No.54157823]

>Treasury is experiencing a system issue with the 4-Week Bill (912796CU1) and 8-Week Bill
(912797FE2) auctions. Additional information will be provided as soon as possible.

https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2023/SPL_20230316_1.pdf

[Anonymous No.54157828]

>>54157792
Looks like a cinnamon roll kek

[Anonymous No.54157833]

>>54157710
I don't even know what quad witching is, the way I don't pick stocks they just come to me. I put in a butt plug and rock back and forth while I meditate, until it eventually just arrives in my mind. That's how I knew to go short.

[Anonymous No.54157836]

>>54157762
Fuck I'm hungry.
Still wouldn't eat any dogshit from byond tho

[Anonymous No.54157839]

>>54157762
There's one pizza place near here I like but it's too far to deliver to me, sometimes I pick one up if I'm coming back from that way

[Anonymous No.54157840]

>>54156575
Who else is shorting this? What are your expiration dates?

[Anonymous No.54157841]

>>54156575
I bought schw on the dip. Do you guys think it will bounce back to ~$80? Feel like I might have made a mistake and it was bleeding anyway

[Anonymous No.54157842]

I picked a good time to get into stocks huh

[Anonymous No.54157847]

>>54157760
Inflation is transitory was literally a statement to try and manipulate people to stop spending. If prices will rise in the future I am going to spend now. If it's transitory. Prices won't rise? I shouldn't buy

[Anonymous No.54157849]

>>54157781
I know most people don't like it but if I make them just for me I like a big edge like that.
>>54157792
The way I make them is start on the stovetop in a steel pan, cook the bottom until it's crispy then transfer it to the oven with just the broiler going, that's how that char happened, i think kek.

[Anonymous No.54157853]

>>54157841
I don't know, you're the CEO.

[Anonymous No.54157860]

>>54157706
cramer's job is to provide liquidity for market movements by helping to manufacture false hope/fear. the biggest indicator of this was when he told people to HODL when bear stearns was fucking collapsing right

[Anonymous No.54157865]

I love days like today, everything just makes cents - if you did not make money today, your doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.54157866]

>>54157810
It's not AS much dough as it looks, it puffed up quite a bit in the oven, this was just 250g of dough iirc.

[Anonymous No.54157867]

>>54157849
i used to do similar, then i sold some naked calls for a pizza steel. it's worth it for a bread/pizza maker

[Anonymous No.54157873]

>>54157839
>>54157810
Brick oven margarita pizza with pepperoni. Gg no re

[Anonymous No.54157877]

>>54157741
Well, it's still down ATH, so for me that's a bear market.
I don't even have a stake in muh bobo vs mumu war, just an observer trying to figure out of this works,

[Anonymous No.54157886]

>>54156699
Yeah this is getting annoying. They're doing it so blatantly too. Feels like they're mocking us. Not to mention it feels like they're only doing it for stocks rather than the actual bank like the motive isn't to save the bank but to get Jerome to act a certain way.

[Anonymous No.54157895]

>>54157720
>it's just moving money around
Money keeps moving in circles, thus ensuring our self-sustained economy.

[Anonymous No.54157899]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.54157900]

new
>>54157893

[Anonymous No.54157903]

>>54157890
>>54157890
>>54157890

>>54157890
>>54157890
>>54157890

[Anonymous No.54157910]

>>54157867
Yeah I've been thinking about buying one but my oven is pretty fucking old and an barely reach 250°c

[Anonymous No.54157917]

>>54157895
https://youtu.be/F74zwVO9JaU

[Anonymous No.54157919]

>>54157900
>>54157903

[Anonymous No.54157932]

>>54156699
At this point just nationalize the banks, just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.54157944]

>>54156789
Not sure they keep purposefully behaving in a manner as if this is all a controlled demolition. Market goes down slow enough to prevent any anon from getting rich here from betting down. And of course news that dumps it back down to prevent those from betting up to get rich either.

[Anonymous No.54157945]

>>54157900
>>54157903

i think doubles win this one

[Anonymous No.54157961]

>>54157932
Nationalize them, bring back gold standard and remove fractional reserve banking.

[Anonymous No.54157963]

>>54157697
>turns out those shitbanks were dragging the entire index down
Damn shame they're gone. Hehe.

[Anonymous No.54157969]

>>54157860
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1636414154063122434?t=sBaKFCMjvvPG5goxKPEpyQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.54157980]

This high will wear off.

[Anonymous No.54157990]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvseQ90FMHk

[Anonymous No.54157996]

I didn't do anything today

I feel obligated to go all in on 0DTE options

It's the only way I can prevent my life from spiraling into an inevitable suicide anymore

[Anonymous No.54157997]

>>54156790
Show us your ways

[Anonymous No.54158011]

>>54157980
this rally will fail like the others

[Anonymous No.54158016]

>>54157822
... no

[Anonymous No.54158021]

>>54157007
why not just buy SVIX instead of losing everything to theta?

[Anonymous No.54158028]

>>54157866
>it puffed up quite a bit in the oven
that's why you use less.

[Anonymous No.54158031]

>>54157261
>'A group of financial institutions in talks'

[Anonymous No.54158040]

>>54157895
But the issue with the banks is that they wrote more than they could. So it's an issue with the amount of money that they are holding.

[Anonymous No.54158042]

why you niggers gotta thread split

[Scoopsicus, The Blacksicus !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54158044]

>>54156928
>goblina
>9
Ah yes, a fellow Knee-grow on this board

[Anonymous No.54158125]

>>54157467
I'm going to assume you're a troll or too retarded to understand how banks work. Either way not worth my time

[Anonymous No.54158231]

>>54156575
It was supposed to go down today now next week is fucked.

[Anonymous No.54158238]

>>54157961
>>54157932
Cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.54158305]

>>54157866
Here's a trick: baking is not about measurements, because every set of ingredient is too different anyway. The realm of measurement is reserved to scaled production where every ingredient is exactly the same at all times and you still have to figure out 'the hard way' how to combine them right the first time.
Baking is about ratios and texture. It's more like being a potter than it is being a chemist.
tl;dr: you fucked up, and the fact you're bringing up the weight of the dough tells me your entire approach is wrong from the start. You shouldn't know the weight of the dough at all if you're baking right.

[Anonymous No.54158444]

>>54156697
Makes incels seethe because they assume every girl that flirts with them is making fun of them. This mentality comes from severe insecurities

[Anonymous No.54158937]

>>54156738
I get mad at WEF
The slop reminds of bugs

[Anonymous No.54158970]

>>54157438
Earth is doomed for destruction, so I'll leave all 12 on this dumbass list and take instead 4 men and 4 women who are actually suited for reproducing humanity. Obviously, that would be 3 ginger males and 5 SEA females.

[Anonymous No.54160026]

Friendly reminder that burry called the top and bottom. Bearish exuberance aka schizophrenia is just as easy to inverse as bullish euphoria.

[Anonymous No.54160169]

>>54158305
You shouldn’t bake