/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54155465]

pre-lunch snack edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54154242

[Anonymous No.54155475]

>my pp when I see ur mom

[Anonymous No.54155478]

[Anonymous No.54155492]

SOXL to 17 end then 14 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54155494]

>FRC
What is this schizo shit

[Anonymous No.54155495]

>>54155465
grabbing it with his hands, that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.54155496]

>>54155478
They are absolutely fuming rn

[Anonymous No.54155499]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.54155510]

I'm still not sure what Lagarde did or said to make the markets pumps even though she hiked more than what was anticipated considering the recent events, but I'm not complaining.
The bear have been tamed and will be kept in check.

[Anonymous No.54155518]

>>54155495
good morning sers!

[Anonymous No.54155520]

I have concerns.

[Anonymous No.54155530]

INTC taking off,
Buffet holding OXY up by the seat of its pants
today has been pretty good all in all

Are the banks done scaring people yet?

[Anonymous No.54155534]

>>54155520

[Anonymous No.54155546]

Boil bros...our time is not yet over...

[Anonymous No.54155548]

4k spx inbound

[Anonymous No.54155549]

>>54155465
sirs, do eat

[Anonymous No.54155559]

Are people really expecting the Fed to copy the ECB?

[Anonymous No.54155566]

>>54155465
Buenos dias senores

[Anonymous No.54155568]

The ECB right now:

[Anonymous No.54155571]

>>54155534

[Anonymous No.54155573]

Damn... I was going to buy puts this morning. I should have inversed myself, but instead I just did nothing

[Anonymous No.54155576]

i longed some more sp500. still have shorts in some invidiual stonks and tech tho. but summer rally should be in books still!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdVnKYcYi3g

[Anonymous No.54155582]

oh my goodness

[Anonymous No.54155589]

This is crab market. We are gonna retrace come Friday for an overall gain of 1 percent at best

[Anonymous No.54155592]

missed the bank slurp by 10 cents

[Anonymous No.54155599]

something cooking with crbp. my tickers been going off today

[Anonymous No.54155600]

lets PUMP. spy +3% day

[Anonymous No.54155601]

>>54155573
You buy puts when shit is green, don't be a bitch

[Anonymous No.54155602]

>>54155571

[Anonymous No.54155612]

>>54155601
Had I done that, I would have bought puts about halfway up this latest pump. I should have bought calls
I am not good at this

[Anonymous No.54155618]

Day after payday. Funds just cleared.
Redditors piling in.

[Anonymous No.54155622]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
I'm so fucked.

[Anonymous No.54155623]

Do niggers have souls

[Anonymous No.54155626]

>>54155602

[Anonymous No.54155629]

For once I bought calls at the bottom, go me

[Anonymous No.54155630]

>>54155546
He only gets to do this because he’s reasonably attractive.

[Anonymous No.54155636]

im the backwards man the backwards man
the backwards man the backwards man
I can walk backwards fast as you can
I can walk backwards fast as you can

[Anonymous No.54155635]

spy 3930 by noon? close even?

[Anonymous No.54155642]

>>54155626

[Anonymous No.54155651]

I bought puts, that's why it's pumping. No need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.54155653]

>fed casually inventing a new form of quantitative easing
so we're fucked
whats the best hyperinflation hedge again?

[Anonymous No.54155654]

I got approved for Margin trading friends
I'm a real trader now

[Anonymous No.54155655]

Havin jersey mikes for lunch today lads gonna be a good munch then its bike time

[Anonymous No.54155656]

whole market green on absolutely no news
utter bullshit

[Anonymous No.54155658]

I know that the crab demands we pump and dump every day now, but it is getting tiresome.

[Anonymous No.54155659]

This economy is a zoggocratic nightmare. Reminder that all of this could've been avoided if they didn't Zimbabwe print endless trillions to keep the tech ponzi going in 2020.

[Anonymous No.54155661]

Horray, fed is going to bail out the banks

the Bullrun resumes - stupid boobs thought otherwise haha

[Anonymous No.54155664]

>>54155622
why the fuck are you still holding

[Anonymous No.54155666]

>>54155599
WHATTTTS GOING ONNNNN

[Anonymous No.54155671]

>>54155642

[Anonymous No.54155670]

>>54155465
Fifteen minutes prior

[Anonymous No.54155673]

>tom lee became bearish at the bottom again
kek he's such a reliable countertrade signal. free money

[Anonymous No.54155675]

>>54155653
Stocks. Always has been.

[Anonymous No.54155679]

>>54155666
you should know, satan

[Anonymous No.54155680]

>>54155671

[Anonymous No.54155681]

you people need to calm down. when russia falls none of this will matter. the market will boom. they know this, thats why they are going all in, why theyre confidently throwing money at everything.

[Anonymous No.54155686]

>>54155465
Not only is this goyslop, he's also adding his disgusting greasy skin oil and shit under his nails to the ice cream.

Anyone eating such a thing is just as disgusting as him.

[Anonymous No.54155689]

>>54155623
>Do niggers have souls

[Anonymous No.54155690]

I have 100 SQQQ at 42
Laugh at me

[Anonymous No.54155692]

>>54155681
>when russia falls
faggot bait

[Anonymous No.54155691]

>>54155653
>and reverse the tightening
Why bother with all this bullshit drama then? Powell should've just come out and say I don't give a shit about inflation and take us to SPY at 600

[Anonymous No.54155695]

Trans Queer Queef Queens...

[Anonymous No.54155698]

>>54155653
https://prod.schroders.com/en/sysglobalassets/staticfiles/schroders/sites/americas/canada/documents/investment-perspective-what-are-the-inflation-beating-asset-classes.pdf

[Anonymous No.54155700]

>>54155681
Where does it fall? A cushion made of gold?

[Anonymous No.54155702]

>>54155680

[Anonymous No.54155708]

>>54155692
>he thinks russia isnt imploding

[Anonymous No.54155709]

>down 5% yesterday up 20% today
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN

[Anonymous No.54155715]

>sell NVDA puts at a loss
>buy SCHW calls
>instantly regain all losses
epic

[Anonymous No.54155718]

>>54155681
You mean when the west falls

[Anonymous No.54155720]

>>54155656
>Europe hikes another .50 the day after CS crisis
>no news

[Anonymous No.54155723]

>>54155653
they did similar in September 2019 when the repo market blew up. Fed funds is a meme.

[Anonymous No.54155724]

TQQQ bros I'm gonna coom

[Anonymous No.54155726]

>>54155653
>raise rates
>fuck up bonds, fucking up banks
>loan money to banks
>keep raising rates
this is some sort of hebrew death spiral where nobody gives a fuck anymore

[Anonymous No.54155728]

>>54155690
Time to average down brother

[Anonymous No.54155732]

>>54155715
great play anon. make sure you're locking in profits

[Anonymous No.54155737]

>>54155715
Options are gambling

[Anonymous No.54155740]

>>54155708
I'm not sure they would want Russia imploding because nooks and China. They probably just want Russia to fuck off from Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.54155742]

What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.54155743]

>>54155702

[Anonymous No.54155745]

>>54155656
it's a technical bounce

[Anonymous No.54155747]

>>54155653
Once the inflation is out, it can never be put back. This was inevitable.

[Anonymous No.54155750]

>>54155726
buying long dated treasury bonds is gambling

[Anonymous No.54155749]

>>54155700
in ukrainian mud and russian blood obviously vatnikker

>>54155718
you will seethe forever as america comes out on top like always. thats good enough torture for you so you can believe what you want.

[Anonymous No.54155751]

>>54155664
I thought it would pump up again and id break even or only loose a little

[Anonymous No.54155754]

>>54155750
>buying anything is gambling

[Anonymous No.54155757]

>>54155742
Market went full retard. I honestly don't know what to think of this.

[Anonymous No.54155756]

>>54155709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIDQCSfF19A

[Anonymous No.54155760]

>actual nafo queers here

Dilate fags

[Anonymous No.54155762]

>>54155742
>>54155757
buddy look at DXY computer

[Anonymous No.54155763]

>>54155708
lmao Russia's looking better than any other country

[Anonymous No.54155765]

>>54155656
>no news
We had rate hikes
I'm more confused why it's green and not red. Unless it's some crabbing.

[Anonymous No.54155769]

>>54155692
It always fail, it's the Argentina of Eurasia. This shithole manage the incredible feat to fail despite being in the winner's camp in 1917, it failed when the USSR failed, in failed once more in 1998, and basically it fails all the time.

[Anonymous No.54155772]

A prestigious magazine.

[Anonymous No.54155775]

I googled is this big? where’s the local /biz/ pharmabro at. It’s at 14%+ should I buy some? I been keeping track since the reverse split

[Anonymous No.54155777]

im the backwards man the backwards man
the backwards man the backwards man
I can walk backwards fast as you can
I can walk backwards fast as you can

[Anonymous No.54155779]

>>54155762
DXY still trading sideways fucktard.

[Anonymous No.54155780]

>bought SOXS at 23 dollars
I'm never getting this back am I?

[Anonymous No.54155781]

>>54155747
>Once the inflation is out, it can never be put back
That's just a lie the elite tell you, because the way inflation goes back in the box is by liquidating the elite.

[Anonymous No.54155788]

>>54155622
You better pray the feds cut rates

[Anonymous No.54155789]

>>54155763
>lmao Russia's looking better than any other country
lol

[Anonymous No.54155795]

>>54155777
checked and schizo daddy would you like a sausage pilled

[Anonymous No.54155803]

Holy yield curve inversion batman!

[Anonymous No.54155806]

>>54155740
china would prefer a weak russia. russian nukes are outdated, probably faulty.

[Anonymous No.54155807]

>>54155465
is this a fucking pivot??? >>54150657

[Anonymous No.54155808]

>>54155779
okay buddy thanks for shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.54155812]

What a fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.54155820]

>>54155780
wait until the 28th, where Micron will report shit earnings and tell everyone how the semi industry is fucked

[Anonymous No.54155821]

>>54155806
>china would prefer a weak russia
That's the point, I don't think US wants China gobbling up Russia.

[Anonymous No.54155823]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoooooO SERS

[Anonymous No.54155827]

>>54155769
but you have to understand, the west is somehow worse because they let gay people alone. You have to be a failedshithole with an aging alcoholic population or otherwise you look weak.

[Anonymous No.54155833]

>>54155749
US is speed running Rome's decline

[Anonymous No.54155834]

Okay, now everything but credit cards and oil is green now. ffs at least take oil with you

[Anonymous No.54155837]

>>54155760
4chan schizos cant handle an opinion not given the /pol/ stamp of approval lol. i understand you hate the culture wars but that doesnt mean russia is somehow stronger because they dont have trannies

[Anonymous No.54155838]

>>54155781
You're not wrong, but also, sadly it makes no difference.

[Anonymous No.54155844]

Isn't this pretty clear evidence that the fed is gonna increase rates? They wouldn't bother to do this if they were just gonna cut rates

[Anonymous No.54155847]

>>54155769
This is true, Russia was always a shithole barring maybe the Russian Empire. Even then they got mogged by most Euro countries.

[Anonymous No.54155854]

>>54155775
I can't say, but it sounds like good news from biotech stand point. More research for biotech, less for gay AI spyware bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54155856]

Growing up I really thought we had a functioning organic market, but after the past week of seeing stock halts, money printing, bank bailouts all on the tax payers dime really showed me just how rigged and manipulated the global market really is.

This is the economy that we believe in? that we invest in? Its all a big sham and this realization is enough to make a man go insane.

[Anonymous No.54155857]

DENIAL
ANGER
>BOBO IS HERE
BARGAINING
DEPRESSION
ACCEPTANCE

[Anonymous No.54155858]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.54155863]

>Bought like 50 16.5 soxl calls at 5 cents on a whim
What's the chance it actually makes it?

[Anonymous No.54155865]

>>54155807
>'loan program'
yep

[Anonymous No.54155867]

>>54155769
Yes I've been studying Russian history lately and it pretty much just one massive embarrassment after another kek

[Anonymous No.54155881]

>>54155844
The ECB did 50 bepis, idk why retards act like they're gonna pause

[Anonymous No.54155882]

>>54155760
What are they even doing here LMFAO
>>54155837
You have to go back to /v/ or /b/, we don't care about politics here at all

[Anonymous No.54155883]

Can anybody explain why the financial crisis has fucked oil up so bad?

[Anonymous No.54155889]

Above Tuesday's highs and the shirt and tie come off.

[Anonymous No.54155896]

>>54155857
why is there a black lady
they just stop at the anger stage and stay there

[Anonymous No.54155902]

>>54155844
But let me ask, how much is FED reducing balance sheet with hikes vs 2 trillion?
Also, could be, so maybe it won't be?

[Anonymous No.54155903]

>>54155856
>this realization is enough to make a man go insane.
I feel like this is a problem a lot of philosophers ran into, and probably will run into. Personally, I just don't understand why it's so distressing to find out it's all bullshit. In fact, I find it relieving: I have been informed of the way things work and thus can operate on that knowledge.

[Anonymous No.54155910]

>>54155807
one sauce
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-says-fed-loans-2-034501837.html

[Anonymous No.54155920]

Do you guys remember when you first started trading? Feels like a lot of you guys are super old 30 year olds with all the Boomer stock picks

[Anonymous No.54155923]

>>54155858
Yes. I hope the DOW has some more bad days so I may aquire some comfy SCHD.

[Anonymous No.54155924]

>>54155883
I see two side of coin: oil is the real market: it's fucked and we're head to a mild recession
nasdaq and everything: the fake shit that stays irrational longer than you stay solvent

[Anonymous No.54155925]

>>54155889
QQQ already above the highs and is leading the market right now. Tech is literally a fortress.

[Anonymous No.54155929]

anyone else rolling bank bonuses?
working on $900 from chase and $400 from keybank rn

[Anonymous No.54155935]

I'm going insane

[Anonymous No.54155938]

Would it be stupid to buy TQQQ right now

[Anonymous No.54155942]

>>54155923
down days can still be comfy for a divvy investor

[Anonymous No.54155947]

>>54155882
not nafo schizo i dont even know what that is. this is business related because once you understand that the war and this economic activity is intertwined you will understand that there will be no bobo crash. russia is going to fall and the economy will boom so you better get ready to go long. now quit seething over trannies.

[Anonymous No.54155948]

>>54155938
>buying after the morning rally
bro it's gonna crab the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.54155949]

>>54155883
Supposedly fear of recession, which would lead to reduction of oil consumption.

[Anonymous No.54155951]

>>54155737
I know, I'm addicted

[Anonymous No.54155956]

uhh MO bros...
i need a smoke

[Anonymous No.54155959]

>>54155903
>I just don't understand why it's so distressing to find out it's all bullshit.
That's not the part that's distressing. It's what kind of a future THEY are steering us into.

You will own nothing, you will eat the bugs, you will be surrounded by endless masses of doped out zombies eager to serve in slavery. The real world is going to be a worse dystopian nightmare than any cyberpunk story you've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.54155962]

>>54155938
There should be a pullback once we get to 306-314 on QQQ. You could go in on that.

[Anonymous No.54155968]

>made near-perfect TQQQ entry few days ago
>only put in 1/6th of money I have in brokerage

[Anonymous No.54155972]

>>54155948
What are the best times to buy TQQQ and SQQQ? I’m usually right about the direction, but timing is always off. Maybe I shouldn’t try to be timing at all

[Anonymous No.54155978]

>>54155959
uhh crbpajeet are you antisemitic?

[Anonymous No.54155981]

HOW ARE WE PUMPING THIS MUCH ON NO NEWS AT ALL

[Anonymous No.54155985]

Getting frothy up here. MMs gonna take profit soon. Look down below.

[Anonymous No.54155986]

>>54155981
BANKS CANT FAIL ANON. THAT IS MEGA NEWS

[Anonymous No.54155993]

>>54155903
>and thus can operate on that knowledge.
That's the problem: you really can't. Only billionaires can, that's how the whole thing is setup.

[Anonymous No.54155994]

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54155995]

>didn't sell OXY when it was 70+
I fucking suck at this training shit. I thought Buffett was going to pump it more

[Anonymous No.54156000]

>ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BULL MARKET
>this is what happens when you get oversold
>look at that loook at it!
>shake them all out!
>we told told everybody that you couldnt stay over bought..
>we told you that we dint want to see you get SHOOK
>and you might. get. SHOOK
>WOOOAAW almost 1000 points UP
>THATS A BIG CANDLE
>we cant stop the buying
>even cramer doesnt know what to think!
>WE TOLD YOU
>we told you two weeks ago..
>BUDDY you could of bought a long time ago!
>ENTER ALL ORDERS
>ENTER ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.54156004]

>>54155972
dumb question anon. if I knew the answer I'd be a millionaire, not a wagie

[Anonymous No.54156005]

>>54155981
a special "loan" program that is totally not QE 2.0 is being considered

[Anonymous No.54156008]

why is everything so green

[Anonymous No.54156010]

>1 month lows for SOXS soon
I kneel...

[Anonymous No.54156011]

>>54156000
kek witnessed

[Anonymous No.54156017]

>>54156004
Yeah. That’s a dumb question. I’m sorry.

[Anonymous No.54156027]

>>54155959
Funny enough, I always liked dystopias in all their media forms. I once even took a course about them in college. Anyway, you know what THOSE taught me? That you have to play the game correctly, again, going back to having a correct mental model of things. I do concede they current year is pretty gay.

>>54155993
Think about it like math: do I really need to know pi to 12 decimal places? No, 2 does just fine for me. My model isn't exhaustive, but it works.

[Anonymous No.54156041]

>>54155959
>you will eat the bugs
Nah, it's likely impossible to make that profitable.
Well, outside of bugs that get milled in flour.

[Anonymous No.54156046]

with the recent vix spike, does it mean the market is a bit overhedged? Is it correct to asusme put coverage tomorrow, therefore we extend rally?

[Anonymous No.54156047]

>>54155981
Everyone thinks JPow is a pussy and will pause hikes

[Anonymous No.54156051]

>>54155844
What the fuck happens if they start QE while also raising rates? Does it cancel out?

[Anonymous No.54156052]

is BTI oversold?

[Anonymous No.54156056]

>>54155995
nah, it is looking like we will get a squeeze out. He will buy 50% at his price, then buy the rest of us out at slightly above market price. Because the market is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.54156062]

>>54155844
they're going to increase rates until they crash the economy with no survivors, then farm money off of bailout loans. they'll start lowering rates when inflation is "defeated" and do the whole thing again

[Anonymous No.54156070]

>>54155981
((They)) just invented a new form of QE anon

[Anonymous No.54156072]

>>54156008
Because I said so.

[Anonymous No.54156074]

>>54155675
not so fast, my young son
https://www.usglobaletfs.com/insights/gold-has-beaten-the-sp-500-index-so-far-this-century/

[Anonymous No.54156082]

Can someone explain why we are going up on NO NEWS WHATSOEVER???

[Anonymous No.54156083]

>>54156062
I don't know how you managed to make such an antisemitic post without trying

[Anonymous No.54156087]

>>54155686
still wearing a mask and quad boosted u little germaphobe pansy. sound like woman

[Anonymous No.54156088]

>every decision I've made has been wrong in the last 2 weeks
>went to buy OTM 0DTE QQQ calls this morning at open, td ameritrade active trader glitched out
>QQQ fucking rockets

I'm feeling extremely anti-semitic right now.

[Anonymous No.54156098]

>>54155972
You buy TQQQ on big red days and SQQQ on big green days. Obviously I mean after the market has already made the move not at open. Take profit and don't hold for long.

[Anonymous No.54156106]

My entire net worth is in TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.54156111]

>>54155968
>put all your money in 1 security
dont do this

[Anonymous No.54156113]

>>54156056
I bought in my IRA I thought it was going to hit 80 by now. That's what I get for trusting the 100+ oil bros.
>muh demand

[Anonymous No.54156127]

>>54156111
>111 trips
sussy digits

[Anonymous No.54156132]

>>54156098
Retard move. Just hold TQQQ for 3 months at a time. You'll get massive gains even with drawdown lag

[Anonymous No.54156138]

>>54156082
they didn't tell you?

[Anonymous No.54156139]

>>54155749
lol us is jewish vassal state

[Anonymous No.54156143]

>>54155856
once you realize it's all fake, you are truly free
good job you are ascending

[Anonymous No.54156144]

Did you goofy fucks think I was lying about getting a pizza for breakfast? Barbecue sauce instead of tomato with onions mushroom jalapenos and double chicken, with an entire parm shaker and a side cup of buffalo. We eatin' good nigga. Best 14.47 I've spent in a hot minute.

[Anonymous No.54156152]

>>54156132
what's your cost basis right now?

[Anonymous No.54156153]

>>54156008
>he doesn't know Yellen is currently testifying
Stocks love her. We went up only when she was Fed Chair.

[Anonymous No.54156155]

>>54156088
This is me with WFC, they got heemed earlier this week and I made a x4 and idek what to do now

[Anonymous No.54156160]

>>54156139
with jews...you WIN

[Anonymous No.54156163]

>>54156144
>>54156144
>Barbecue sauce instead of tomato with onions mushroom jalapenos and double chicken, with an entire parm shaker and a side cup of buffalo.
Anon what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.54156164]

Powell here. Our interest rate hikes hit the wrong target. Shot our banks in the foot! We will aim better next time, middle class. You still need to lose your WFH job for inflation to come down.

[Anonymous No.54156165]

>>54155571
EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.54156166]

>>54156144
>Best 14.47 I've spent

[Anonymous No.54156167]

>>54155925
Here comes the SSSSS &&&&& PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54156168]

>>54156082
QE is back and everyone else is going to eat the losses of failing banks just like 2008

[Anonymous No.54156170]

>>54156088
checked

[Anonymous No.54156172]

>>54156163
I's hongry nigga, and I like barbecue chicken pizzas

[Anonymous No.54156177]

>>54156082
No news is bullish.
Good news is also bullish.
Bad news, on the other hand, are extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.54156180]

>>54156167
>ITT we laugh at bobos shorting the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.54156185]

[Anonymous No.54156188]

>>54156144
>Barbecue sauce instead of tomato with onions mushroom jalapenos and double chicken, with an entire parm shaker and a side cup of buffalo. We eatin' good nigga
fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.54156189]

>up 46% this week
>still not happy
Lads I'm thinking it might be time to consider suicide

[Anonymous No.54156194]

>>54156180
>shorting the generational bottom
they always do. it's like clockwork

[Anonymous No.54156197]

>>54156165
lmao remember the time he threatened the British crown?

[Anonymous No.54156205]

>>54155883

[Anonymous No.54156207]

>>54156168
Fuck it, I'm just not going to use banks again. Who would have thought our entire system was worse than FTX all along. The time to create parallel societies is now, Anons. Can't avoid fiat entirely, but be sure to ask your weapons shops if they'll accept gold nuggies.

[Anonymous No.54156210]

>>54156152
19

[Anonymous No.54156211]

>>54156188
>Not just Plain Cheese

[Anonymous No.54156215]

>>54156188
Checked hatin' ass nigga, it is delicious and I'm already down two pieces in my belly. Had that shit cooked well done too.
>>54156166
Checked and it would've been cooler if it was three cents cheaper, damn inflation.

[Anonymous No.54156224]

>tfw I sold at 23
Go on without me FRC bros...

[Anonymous No.54156226]

almost time for me to buy sqqq computers

[Anonymous No.54156227]

so, how's your day going anons? hope you're capitalising on the news that no bank will ever go bust ever again

[Anonymous No.54156233]

>>54156144
anon that's not even food, it's just random leftover condiments on a stale cracker.

[Anonymous No.54156234]

You assholes made me trade emotionally because you said there was going to be a tech meltdown and I sold google at the bottom

I demand financial compensation from the retarded bearposters and doomer dipshits

[Anonymous No.54156238]

>"UK Pharma Group Suspends Novo Nordisk Over Weight Drug Marketing"
*NVO plunges 3.5%*
>Read article
>They forgot to include their name on a training program they gave to pharmacists on Linkedin.
>Two years ago

-https://archive dot ph/9CST5

[Anonymous No.54156240]

>>54156160
yeah if ur a nigger, but for us actual humans, no

[Anonymous No.54156241]

>>54156226
What’s your entry price

[Anonymous No.54156244]

>>54156211
Plain cheese is for little kids.
>>54156215
Italy is rolling in their fucking grave right now.

[Anonymous No.54156246]

Three pieces down, I am just flying through this pizza. What's the ticker for dominos ima buy some of that shit. Got me a 44oz sprite to wash it down with too, that hoe crisp than a new hunnid dollah bill y'all

[Anonymous No.54156253]

I was busy all morning why we pumpin

[Anonymous No.54156256]

>>54155827
>the west is somehow worse because they let gay people alone

[Anonymous No.54156260]

>>54156246
I'm putting the over/under of your BMI at 30. Any takers?

[Anonymous No.54156262]

>>54156224
I will carry the bags to 100 or 10 for us both brother

[Anonymous No.54156265]

>>54156233
Funny, that's how I'd describe the load I left on yo momma's back. Sumbitchin pizza is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.54156266]

>>54156241
ideally under 32

[Anonymous No.54156269]

>>54156205
Wouldn't that make oil move higher due to decrease of output? I think if anything Biden talking about increase of output in Alaska is the reason why oil would be down.

[Anonymous No.54156271]

I made more money today than I can save in a year after essentials, by working a job
feels weird man

[Anonymous No.54156272]

>>54156253
Bulls are retards who think line has to go up because it’s been down so long

[Anonymous No.54156273]

>>54156253
grandma said everything will be ok and there are no problems and never will be problems ever

[Anonymous No.54156281]

>>54156246

[Anonymous No.54156284]

>>54156272
it's called being oversold. you should try it sometime

[Anonymous No.54156286]

>>54156253
Market expects a pivot
Again

[Anonymous No.54156287]

>>54156266
huh
not sure why my ID changed

[Anonymous No.54156289]

>>54156262
God bless

[Anonymous No.54156290]

INTCbros, is the long suffering finally over?
Are we recovering?

[Anonymous No.54156291]

>>54155827
>let gay people alone
It's the fucking state and corporate religion here wtf are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.54156295]

>>54156246
DPZ

[Anonymous No.54156297]

>>54156244
Italy can suck my dick, damn pizza nazis. Only good thing that ever came out of that country was the food and lambos.

[Anonymous No.54156301]

>>54156273
Are we talking about short Jewish grandma or suave, cosmopolitan French grandma?

[Anonymous No.54156305]

>>54156238
>>54156281
>even American weight loss doctors are fat

[Anonymous No.54156308]

>>54156027
That's not the problem. You are basically claiming that it's possible to build a typical 14nm-process CPU chip by hand within ~300mm2. In fact you need expensive, specialized machines to even dream of it.

[Anonymous No.54156312]

Days like today are how you know there's going to be another 30% crash in the next few months

[Anonymous No.54156318]

>>54156305
Come to room 5 and say that to my face, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.54156322]

>>54156260
I am 6'5 and 302lbs without a hint of exaggeration. I think it's actually under 30 although I could be wrong and do not care.
>>54156281
It is a great situation, correct.
>>54156295
Fucking based, buying shares now unironically.

[Anonymous No.54156325]

>>54155867
I’m sure it was one embarrassment after another that led them to governing the largest landmass border in the world atm.

[Anonymous No.54156331]

Why are we pumping on no news?

[Anonymous No.54156334]

>>54156290
Holy fuck the entire chart is a giant cup and handle. This shit is going to 2T mcap by end of decade

[Anonymous No.54156340]

>>54156308
I'm not trying to do photolithography, anon. I'm saying that I understand well enough to get by.

[Anonymous No.54156342]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54156345]

>>54156291
Depends where, in my cunt (part of EU) they can't marry or enter partnerships.
Also, who cares about gays, racemixing on the other hand... But neither West nor Russia ban that so they are equally worthless.

[Anonymous No.54156348]

>>54156331
yellen is speaking. holy shit none of you newfag traders were here back when she was fed chair.

[Anonymous No.54156351]

sometimes i just stare into my laptop camera lens to make my agent uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.54156352]

>>54156340
It looks like your IQ is in the single-digits, as you too stupid to understand even the most basic metaphors around.

[Anonymous No.54156353]

I thought a stock could only halt three times before it was halted for the day? FRC is on it's 5th halt of the day?

[Anonymous No.54156358]

>>54156342
Very irresponsible post. What are you, trying to cause a market panic?

[Anonymous No.54156362]

>>54156322
36, rounding up. Damn, Vegas isn't going to hire me to make odds. FUck.

[Anonymous No.54156366]

>>54156318
I have lost 20kg over past year, so I'm doing ok. Still about 20 to go tho...

[Anonymous No.54156369]

>>54156353
retard

[Anonymous No.54156371]

Midwit here:

What happens when the executive branch says
QE is back: we going to bail out all super banks by decision of unelected officials.
>While at the same time
JPOW has to raise rates to fight inflation.

what the fuck happens when you run two different plays at the sometime?

[Anonymous No.54156383]

>>54156352
No, your analogy didn't make sense because your reading comprehension is that of a black teenager.

[Anonymous No.54156387]

>>54156227
Dangerous precedent. They can take unlimited risk with customer deposits now. I will not be using a bank anymore. You don't really need one if you have other cash-like securities which can be converted to fiat in your brokerage for when you need it.

[Anonymous No.54156391]

>>54156325
Nah, that's mostly due to to fact that Siberia was mostly empty.

[Anonymous No.54156394]

>>54156383
I accept your surrender.

[Anonymous No.54156396]

>>54155742
everybody front running the FED's added liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54156395]

Fucking NVDA getting rejected hard off 252
Also gonna advise you guys to start reporting all the political bs, if you don't act against these fucknuts now you'll never be rid of them

[Anonymous No.54156401]

>>54156371
Look at England for the past 6 months. Printing to save banks or the bond market can totally be balanced with rate hikes.

It's YCC over two different parts of the curve.

[Anonymous No.54156405]

Contemplating shorting this pump

Am i retarded

[Anonymous No.54156410]

>>54156387
>Dangerous precedent.
How? If they can't go bankrupt, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.54156412]

>>54156371
Fed funds is purely psychological then because it is only enforced by repo rates. Executive branch has nothing to do with QE other than asking the Fed to restart it.

[Anonymous No.54156413]

>>54156405
Not retarded.

[Anonymous No.54156414]

>>54156394
I will ad hominem as I please, anon.

[Anonymous No.54156415]

>>54156405
Yes but it's unrelated to your trading decisions

[Anonymous No.54156425]

>>54156371
I would ask how much will they spend on banks in actuality and how much will FED tighten their balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.54156427]

>>54156227
>no bank will ever go bust ever again
You didn't listen to Yellens testimony this morning did you?

[Anonymous No.54156429]

>>54156405
no but you're also assuming everyone else isn't. big brain move is to pretend to be retarded and long.

[Anonymous No.54156431]

>>54156371
The inflation death spiral continues. And then it becomes even worse when banks start using infinite levarage because dude just bailout everything lmao

[Anonymous No.54156433]

>>54156405
nah looks like SPX is just making a technical bounce to the 50 day. May head up to about 4000 though.

[Anonymous No.54156434]

>>54156371
Raising rates reduces liquidity. The bank bond program adds liquidity. Whichever is bigger wioll win out. Right now looks like QE is stronger (or at least the narative is)

[Anonymous No.54156435]

>>54156405
if you want to short you need to wait until at least 410-420

[Anonymous No.54156436]

>>54156371
>what the fuck happens when you run two different plays at the sometime?
in a real economy, it doesn't work. in a fake economy, both "work"

[Anonymous No.54156438]

>>54156362
To be fair it gets kinda retarded dealing with bigger people height wise. My resting heart rate is in the high 50's and I have good blood pressure as of my last checkup last winter, I am just constructed alternatively and can survive off of goyslop. Also, the pizza is finished.

[Anonymous No.54156441]

>>54156427
>YELLEN: BANK BACKSTOPS ARE A MOVE TO STEM CONTAGION IN THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM

[Anonymous No.54156443]

>>54156410
>If they can't go bankrupt
but they can. the depositors are protected, not the equity.

[Anonymous No.54156447]

>>54156262
OK now I'm upset

[Anonymous No.54156455]

>>54156412
>Executive branch has nothing to do with QE
Biden totally did not approve a bail out of SVB and Signature did he? He did- that is QE...

[Anonymous No.54156460]

>>54156358
Sorry I forgot my time is off by about 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.54156462]

>>54156415
Rude

[Anonymous No.54156470]

Why are my AMD/NVDA positions doing good today?

[Anonymous No.54156482]

>>54156443
>but they can.
The people running the bank don't care. They make money with huge gambles, then they guess wrong and the bank goes bust, not their problem.

[Anonymous No.54156485]

>>54156447
I am thinking of selling around 28-31 and then I might buy back in if the correction is supported.

[Anonymous No.54156488]

>>54156441
>Senator James Lankford just got Sec Yellen to admin that uninsured Chinese depositors in Silicon Valley Bank will be made whole through the special bank assessment to banks in the US. Reports say some of the Chinese money in SVB has ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

[Anonymous No.54156489]

>>54156410
>what could possibly go wrong?
Look up the history of the weimar republic.

[Anonymous No.54156492]

>>54156260
35+ BMI fo sho

[Anonymous No.54156501]

>>54156482
they lose their jobs and their equity and their reputation. they care.

[Anonymous No.54156502]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54156507]

>>54156455
>that is QE
no it's not

[Anonymous No.54156509]

Guys I got a bad feeling about the nasdump

[Anonymous No.54156512]

>>54156460
>Inflation has hit daylight saving so it's now 2 hours instead of 1

[Anonymous No.54156516]

>>54156441
You are missing some info:

How are the banks chosen?
Who decides on what banks get backstopped?
What are the parameters for knowing?
Who decides how much each bank gets
Who decides these parameters?

What you don't understand is that this is a massive consolidation of banks by super banks and Uniparty.

[Anonymous No.54156517]

>>54156501
>reputation

They don't care about this. Look at Bill Ackman for example.

[Anonymous No.54156525]

>>54156509
nasdump is fake and gay
so your feeling is very warranted
not gonna stop it from retard pumping though

[Anonymous No.54156532]

>>54156507
>no it's not
please answer then how much was printed and given?

[Anonymous No.54156533]

It's a lunch selloff into Power Hour angle

[Anonymous No.54156537]

>>54156525
So all in TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.54156545]

Getting more money isn't gonna stop me from getting old and dying bros.

[Anonymous No.54156549]

>>54156512
no

[Anonymous No.54156567]

>>54156545
you'll be able to buy your goypill(tm) which'll let you live to 200 on a subscription-based longevity scheme. make sure you have enough money when it gets announced

[Anonymous No.54156572]

Remember how during Trump's presidency he literally made it illegal for Nasdaq to slide more than 2% on any given week, and then the jews hit us with the 'rona?
I remember.

[Anonymous No.54156573]

if women keep the sperm of every man they sleep with, therefore their DNA then that would make them bio-engineering organisms that create the best possible offspring. if your mother was a whore before she had you, then you are the best of 10+ other men. better, stronger, faster, smarter.

[Anonymous No.54156593]

>>54156567
Yeah I'll check those sequential trips
>>54156573
They don't do that, but if you knock them up they do have your DNA in them permanently and it does lead to changes. Neat shit.

[Anonymous No.54156597]

>>54156533
shellfish lunch, then a nice 30 minute bathroom dump break at 2:30.

[Anonymous No.54156598]

>>54156545
no i realized this too. its fun but no amount of money will fix your health issues or your personality. you can look great in expensive clothes though while eating good food so that must account for something.

[Anonymous No.54156599]

new
>>54156575
>>54156575
>>54156575

[Anonymous No.54156601]

>>54156537
shit, it's above the 200 day
why not
anyone that says no, doesn't even smoke crack

[Anonymous No.54156602]

>>54156545
money is representative of your time anon. The more money you have, the less time you need to spend making money you need to live. Imagine freeing up like 40 hours of your week not counting your commute. 52 weeks a year.

[Anonymous No.54156615]

>dude just print more money lol
We live in a literal idiocracy

[Anonymous No.54156620]

>>54156602
also true, thanks to investing i havent had to work a job in 3 years. i make 3 weeks worth of money in 30 minutes and get to do whatever i want.

[Anonymous No.54156621]

>>54156087
>Says the person wanting to eat the cock remains off the man's hands.

[Anonymous No.54156633]

>>54156545
Invest into SENS and anti aging tech, the actually good tech for once.

[Anonymous No.54156661]

>>54156633
Shill me on SENS, also I honestly don't believe in any of the current anti aging tech being anything more than a meme.

[Anonymous No.54156740]

>>54156661
SENS is beyond the usual cosmetic shit and tries to research all known form of aging and damage the body accumulates (also cancers, although there are plenty of other companies that do that).
I'm not gonna bullshit you in saying that I know that they are going to find cures in x years, but it's better to actually throw money to them and companies that are involved into similar stuff instead of wasting money on other shit.

[Anonymous No.54156793]

>>54156153
will stocks go down when she stops talking? how do I benefit from this financially

[Anonymous No.54156842]

>>54155698
rolling!

Bear investing is the song of the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.54156894]

>>54156842
Yuck.. oh well, guess i'm taking one for the team.

[Anonymous No.54157131]

>>54156325
>Russian """'""empire""""""
>Empty useless unpopulated tundra
You can say the same about Canada lol, not impressive