/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54154242]

higher.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54152982

[Anonymous No.54154256]

lower.

[Anonymous No.54154260]

THE SAME

[Anonymous No.54154270]

does anyone else pronounce credit suisse as credit sus-ey

[Anonymous No.54154273]

It's going lower.

[Anonymous No.54154276]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEEEEEE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

[Anonymous No.54154278]

SCHWABSISTERS NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.54154282]

weren't Burger supposedly too broke to buy houses?
weren't interest rates supposedly too high for houses to be built?
weren't people supposed to be laid off by the millions?

this data screams
>much higher
>for much longer

[Anonymous No.54154287]

is now the time to load up on vix puts?

[Anonymous No.54154296]

>>54154260
Get back in your hole right now! NO MORE CRABBING

[Anonymous No.54154299]

>>54154270
i saw sweese like reeses without the s at the end.

[Anonymous No.54154301]

>My broker is Schwab

[Anonymous No.54154302]

>>54154282
why did you post a blank image? all i see is no news

[Anonymous No.54154303]

>>54154278
DCA

[Anonymous No.54154304]

Why is the nasdaq still rallying??

[Anonymous No.54154309]

if sjim is a good long will cramer lose his job?

[Anonymous No.54154313]

>>54154282
Wall Street is just coping hard af that there will be a pivot because those jews are addicted to free money

[Anonymous No.54154318]

>>54154304
bc fud is bullish.

[Anonymous No.54154321]

I bought 50 soxl calls for 16.5 Finnair boutta get heemed

[Anonymous No.54154330]

>>54154296
The crab is eternal.

[Anonymous No.54154332]

Can someone explain me why europe is green despite the 50bps?
Did i miss the bottom ? Im confused

[Anonymous No.54154334]

>20 candles of red on SCHW
time to slurp!

[Anonymous No.54154341]

>>54154296
that crab house looks so comfy. i wish i was crab.

[Anonymous No.54154342]

>>54154287
Are VIX puts even profitable? As the "price" falls so does the IV.

[Anonymous No.54154343]

>>54154302

[Anonymous No.54154347]

>all those dummies that didn't buy INTC at 24 cause
>"Not buying until it hits 15$!!!!"
Only thing I regret is getting shares instead of calls

[Anonymous No.54154348]

You can sue a company because they lost you money?

[Anonymous No.54154351]

>>54154309
I think he's doing his job

[Anonymous No.54154352]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54154359]

>>54154342
no that's if you're taking long dated UVXY. VIX is alright because delta volatilty (VVIX) is usually constant

[Anonymous No.54154361]

>>54154313

[Anonymous No.54154364]

They're gonna play pretend work if anyone wants to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUELzyXqxgc

[Anonymous No.54154367]

Credit Suss bros?

[Anonymous No.54154377]

What’s next for FRC?

[Anonymous No.54154379]

>>54154348
you can sue for any reason. doesn't mean you'll win

[Anonymous No.54154386]

>>54154364
What's up with this fags lisp

[Anonymous No.54154388]

>>54154377
my analysis: tree fiddy.

[Anonymous No.54154389]

>>54154348
You can always sue, this is America

[Anonymous No.54154393]

>>54154364
this wyden guy sounds like a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.54154400]

I get that tech is pumping for no reason, but why is MRK dumping?

[Anonymous No.54154406]

>>54154321
You're a retard to buy that in a crab market

[Anonymous No.54154407]

>>54154296

[Anonymous No.54154409]

>>54154377
Credit sissy

[Anonymous No.54154415]

>>54154359
So what's to stop everyone from shorting VIX when it gets above 30? There's got to be something I'm missing.

[Anonymous No.54154418]

Powell is pretty based. Instead of cucking out to foreign holders of debt, just increase rates until the T-bills they're holding are worthless.

[Anonymous No.54154423]

>>54154377
let's say it was destined to recover - how would that look?
would you be able to notice when everything is fine, ride up a nice long return to previous 52high? would that take a few months or 1-2 years?
or would bounce right back up after 1-2 months and if you don't hit the bottom you miss everythign?

[Anonymous No.54154425]

HEY CHUDS, DO YOU HEAR THAT? SHE'S DETERMINED!

[Anonymous No.54154431]

Fellow fart sniffing boil brothers....it's our turn....we heal

[Anonymous No.54154433]

>>54154304
frontrunning the rally that's about to happen

[Anonymous No.54154434]

>>54154425
im determined to not pay my taxes, what now.

[Anonymous No.54154438]

At least my lil SOXL is doin a lil sum today

[Anonymous No.54154440]

>>54154393
>>54154364
>Oregon
Nevermind

[Anonymous No.54154442]

>>54154313
They will switch once the fed actually pivots, because they realize that CBs always pivot too late and only becaus something broke. This is necessary, but still tiresome to observe.

[Anonymous No.54154443]

>>54154415
nothing. it's just high CTB if you're short shares. options are 'less profitable' than straight up SPY calls but profitable nonetheless
>disclaimer: holding 2k worth OTM VIX puts

[Anonymous No.54154454]

>>54154407
>YWN be welcomed to the squat lobster kingdom

[Anonymous No.54154466]

>>54154434
You aren't an orange lady.

[Anonymous No.54154470]

>>54154364
Am I gonna learn anything watching this

[Anonymous No.54154471]

WILL THEY HIKE STAY OR LOWER THE FUCKING RATES WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE FUCKING KNOW??????????

[Anonymous No.54154482]

>market crabbing
I fucking knew these jews were trying to get retail to hold their bags. Btw, how do I find pic rel irl?

[Anonymous No.54154483]

>>54154434

[Anonymous No.54154488]

>>54154332
Dunno, these news sound bad to banks and stocks overall, in my noob eyes. Unless it's some sort of bear market rally to sell off later.

[Anonymous No.54154491]

Pep times? Anon wasn't joking when he said something about coke. She's speeeeeeding

[Anonymous No.54154499]

$10k of $40 has been deployed into SQQQ in my DCA strategy leading up to FOMC next week. $37/share average. I'll keep you all posted on further developments.

[Anonymous No.54154501]

>>54154332

[Anonymous No.54154506]

thoughts on $boil? assuming that chink demand goes up and it'll be cold until april, it looks good because of the gaps
trying to throw some when it dips below $5 again

[Anonymous No.54154512]

>>54154470
It's the US Senate, so some of these guys actually have read the Hardy Boys books in paperback.

[Anonymous No.54154516]

>>54154470
Political shitflinging, if it's like when Warren attacked Powell.

[Anonymous No.54154519]

>>54154512
That reminds me: do people even read anymore?

[Anonymous No.54154522]

I love it when I sell the top and watch it fall down, knowing that I sold it to some loser that is now deeply in the red.

[Anonymous No.54154526]

>>54154516
I thought you meant Buffett for a second there and I was very confused

[Anonymous No.54154528]

>>54154506
>mild winter, spring soon
>buying BOIL
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54154530]

Why is Schwab crashing

[Anonymous No.54154539]

Im going to H.E.B. Anyone need anything?

[Anonymous No.54154540]

The US of gay government is not a serious organization

[Anonymous No.54154548]

>>54154526
That is, Elizabeth Warren.

[Anonymous No.54154550]

>>54154530
Apes overbought

[Anonymous No.54154552]

Isn't Janet Yellen speaking now?

[Anonymous No.54154553]

>>54154519
Yes.
Light novels

[Anonymous No.54154554]

>>54154539
Flank steak and some limes.

[Anonymous No.54154556]

SHORT THE WHOLE OF FRANCE
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[Anonymous No.54154557]

>>54154539
one icy cold Bang please

[Anonymous No.54154561]

>>54154539

[Anonymous No.54154565]

>>54154539
I'll take some grape soda and flaming hot cheetos

[Anonymous No.54154572]

>>54154539
Hot links

[Anonymous No.54154575]

>>54154556
based frenchies

[Anonymous No.54154578]

I legit lost 50% on shares. My tax filed thought I was doing options, not shares

[Anonymous No.54154580]

JEPI bros help me out on this one. With major banks under distress, the counterparty risk is higher than ever before, and the ELNs that generate the monthly distributions could become worthless if the bank underwriting the ELN goes under. Convince me to not sell my $240k of JEPI.

[Anonymous No.54154585]

>>54154506
I'd like to clarify, the taste of Marlboro was always formaldehyde to me. Camel managed to taste like a plant, and since sales of tobacco tends to determine freshness of product behind the counter, Camel was the best bet in my hood, besides whatever generic the methheads were using. I'm pretty sure my desire to have a larger penis had nothing to do with my choice.
Damn shame it didn't work.

[Anonymous No.54154586]

>>54154556
There will be protests and a few burnign trash cans and life continues

[Anonymous No.54154588]

>>54154556
ABSOLUTELY JOVIAN

[Anonymous No.54154597]

>>54154585
>whatever generic the methheads were using
american spirits

[Anonymous No.54154604]

What is this tend called?

[Anonymous No.54154606]

>market is red
I buy NVDA
>market is green
Buy NVDA. Simple as. Rate my strategy.

[Anonymous No.54154609]

>>54154242
Mumus are fucking delusional. The ECB just hiked 50bps. Powell can’t be outdone. We’re getting at least a 50bps hike this time. He may go higher with the justification being core cpi is still coming in above expectations. Enjoy total mumu death. We warned you niggers. There’s a time to be bullish and a time to be bearish. Now is the time to be bearish.

[Anonymous No.54154611]

impressive scamwick on DAX, but really shorttermed

[Anonymous No.54154612]

>>54154604
we call that the uh-oh stinky

[Anonymous No.54154620]

>>54154609
priced in

[Anonymous No.54154627]

>>54154609
>We’re getting at least a 50bps hike this time
what a cope check what the market's pricing in

[Anonymous No.54154637]

>>54154597
those things were decent flavor, not gonna lie. but when you get to 2x the price?
anyway, it's all speedrun to lung cancer, and that's a shitty way to end.

[Anonymous No.54154649]

>>54154609
Bulltards will point to the futures giving 50 bps a 0% chance but the EU futures had 70% for 25 bps and 30% for 0. The futures traders are unironically retarded.

[Anonymous No.54154650]

>>54154332
They were closed when SNB announced the CS bail out. They pumped in the morning because of this, like the US did before close yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54154651]

>>54154604
We call it the "crab eod"

[Anonymous No.54154662]

>>54154620
>>54154609
The first time I admit that this is priced in. Won't drop because of that.

[Anonymous No.54154668]

The greedy wall street jews are running their bullshit Opex scams even though the market should be down 3% today

[Anonymous No.54154670]

Yellin is asking for 7% corporation tax, and tax on 100million or more. I agree with the 2nd, the 1st is just trash, it only raises costs and lowers wages of the middle and lower.
But you should really end all those gibsmedats.

[Anonymous No.54154669]

>>54154649
the market being wrong was priced in. that's why euro markets are green

[Anonymous No.54154671]

I've given up on my NVDA puts and sold at a loss. I swapped to SCHW calls now. I'm usually a bear but oh well :^)

[Anonymous No.54154672]

>>54154609
I tend to agree with you over all, as long as rates are hiked the market overall is going down, that has not changed for a past year or so, despite the market rallies ever so often that don't reach pre 2022 level.

[Anonymous No.54154686]

>>54154580
Consneedering the same thing. Thank God I'm mostly cash.

[Anonymous No.54154694]

>>54154662
we wouldn't drop because of a 50 bps hike? Are you off your rocker? 25 is going to happen but 50 would be a limit down day
I'm convinced bulls in 2023 are either master trolls or genuinely brain dead

[Anonymous No.54154695]

oil troons heemed

[Anonymous No.54154698]

>>54154670
>increase of 7% from 21 to 28%

[Anonymous No.54154700]

Also, GDglowniggers WWA???

[Anonymous No.54154705]

>>54154578
I made money last year!

[Anonymous No.54154706]

>>54154506
Seems like you'd want to wait until summer to load up on brappy gas.

[Anonymous No.54154709]

Based green NDX-100

[Anonymous No.54154710]

>>54154695
haven't seen an 'OIL? OIL.' OP in a while. I'd say I miss it but I really don't

[Anonymous No.54154713]

>>54154364
this guy speaking looks like Super Dave

[Anonymous No.54154722]

>>54154539
I'm going to die. Anyone coming with?

[Anonymous No.54154733]

>>54154722
Checked and LFG

[Anonymous No.54154741]

You burgers actually haven't had it too bad this lately, most of your narkets have closed under 1% down, sometimes flat.....for example...why the fuck are the Aussie futures down 1.5%? .....usually our market is less volatile and usually down about half what the dow jones is...

[Anonymous No.54154744]

I lost a lot of money buying FRC yesterday!

[Anonymous No.54154747]

I shorted nasdaq . X20 leverage thanks mumu for pumping it

[Anonymous No.54154749]

CS bros? why is it going down

[Anonymous No.54154756]

>>54154695
Oil should be moving down due to recession fears, no?
How is DXY doing?

[Anonymous No.54154759]

>>54154747
gl bro

[Anonymous No.54154764]

>>54154539
Get me three antone's super deluxe sub sandwiches and a bottle of scorpion tabasco

[Anonymous No.54154767]

WHAT'S HAPPENING CREDIT SUISSTERS
GETTING BAILED OUT BY ANOTHER BANK THAT LOST $100B LAST YEAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BULLISH WTF

[Anonymous No.54154768]

>>54154749
BUY SHITTY BANKS
WIN SHITTY PRIZES
SEE YOU AT ZERO

[Anonymous No.54154779]

>>54154741
>why the fuck are the Aussie futures down 1.5%

Commodities are down on the upcoming recession woes and regional banks are getting fucked royally. Australia doesn't have a proper economy so this is very bad news.

[Anonymous No.54154780]

>>54154767
I'm buying after a confirmed $2 bounce. anything else is gambling

[Anonymous No.54154784]

>>54154686
The main reason I haven't sold yet even with the risk is how high the VIX is right now with the banking concerns. If the VIX stays this elevated, the monthly distributions are going to be fat.

[Anonymous No.54154786]

>>54154768
b-but they said they will rescue it

[Anonymous No.54154792]

Schwabsisters...

[Anonymous No.54154796]

Let me honest now, how many of you thought we would have a retard pump today? Fuck, I thought there would be a retard pump today, but for exit purposes only.

[Anonymous No.54154799]

>look at this CS stock
>zoom out to max

Guys...it has only been going down for years. Not even a pity pump and dump by reddit fanatics. Why would anyone thing this was a good idea to buy now of all times?

[Anonymous No.54154803]

>>54154767
Look up much the FED loses

[Anonymous No.54154807]

>Decades of artificially low interest rates is Trump's fault
>Regulators would have stopped it because they have a perfect record
Lol

[Anonymous No.54154817]

>>54154799
its cheap

[Anonymous No.54154818]

>>54154796
there was a pump for like 20 mins this morning.

[Anonymous No.54154821]

>>54154330
Is this retard eating water?

[Anonymous No.54154828]

>>54154817
and it will only get cheaper with no chance of upside. what kind of logic is that

[Anonymous No.54154830]

>>54151632
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is this webm?

[Anonymous No.54154833]

>>54154799
Slurpbrain

[Anonymous No.54154840]

>>54154304
Tech really thinks the fed is going to pivot.. Basically they are absolutely fucking retarded trannies on hormones like usual

[Anonymous No.54154848]

god dammit, I forgot what I was planning to buy

[Anonymous No.54154854]

>>54154694
I'm a bear, shorting DAX.

[Anonymous No.54154861]

>>54154585
>. I'm pretty sure my desire to have a larger penis had nothing to do with my choice
what am i missing? I heard from one of my colleagues that camel cigarettes can make my penis size shrink but I took it as a joke, either this dumb shit can't be real or it applies to all tobacco products

[Anonymous No.54154863]

>>54154803
don't worry it'll bounce back

[Anonymous No.54154869]

>>54154807
>2023
>everything bad is still orange man's fault

[Anonymous No.54154881]

>Vornado stock down to its lowest level in 25 years

Jesus

[Anonymous No.54154883]

>>54154821
No, probably some microorganism colony living off that thermal vent. Imagine that! An animal getting energy from a system outside of the sun. Nature is fuckin miracles I tell you what.

[Anonymous No.54154884]

>>54154861
smoke constricts blood vessels. if you smoke while youre growing, you wont get enough blood to your pee pee. thats my theory

[Anonymous No.54154886]

>>54154807
Eh - would have happened anyway. Deregulations just stacked problems and pushed them a few years down the road.

[Anonymous No.54154889]

>>54154784
That was my mindset, basically take advantage of violent crabbing to collect dividends while we wait for a solid direction. But I don't want to get hooked with a shit bag.

[Anonymous No.54154897]

>>54154840
Wait for the TECH seethe when the next rate hike is seen as bullish because it will cause more TECH layoffs which is bullish.

[Anonymous No.54154903]

>>54154869
Everything is his fault until 2024 yeah

[Anonymous No.54154904]

Lagarde.
>Bigginning

[Anonymous No.54154908]

>>54154904
>The embiggening

[Anonymous No.54154909]

>>54154904
It's a perfectly cromulent word.

[Anonymous No.54154914]

>>54154830
>subhumans are mean to children for a funny video, the webm
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.54154918]

SPY will end -2%

[Anonymous No.54154926]

how my smiggers doing this lovely thursday
morning

[Anonymous No.54154938]

Remember when the Fed was too late to start raising interest rates? They will probably be too late to pause as well..

It's just the way its... things will never change...
(Oh my, oh my, come on, come on)
That's just the way it is (That's just the way it is, the way it is)
Things'll never be the same
(Never be the same, yeah, yeah, yeah, aww, yeah)
That's just the way it is (Way it is)
Aww, yeah (Come on, come on)

I see no changes, all I see is racist faces
Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under, I wonder what it takes to make this
One better place, let's erase the wasted
Take the evil out the people, they'll be actin' right
'Cause both black and white are smokin' crack tonight
And the only time we chill is when we kill each other

[Anonymous No.54154947]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54154948]

>>54154830
white woman moment

[Anonymous No.54154952]

>>54154926
>its only Thursday
kill me...

[Anonymous No.54154954]

>>54154926
Day 4 of trading and I haven't seen red

[Anonymous No.54154961]

You stupid buttfuckers promised me a crash today.

[Anonymous No.54154965]

>>54154954
famous last words

[Anonymous No.54154966]

My VIX is doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.54154969]

>>54154961
Stop buying spy puts dumbass

[Anonymous No.54154973]

>>54154954
My day will come... right mumubros?

[Anonymous No.54154974]

I was in so deep. I was like 90% into the markets bros. I was going to make it bros. We all were I thought....

YOU FUCKIN BOBOS RUINED THIS. YOU SUMMONED IT LIKE A RAIN DANCE

[Anonymous No.54154977]

>>54154954
>Day 4

[Anonymous No.54154980]

Lol, greek guy with german english accent. How the fuck does that happen? I'm greek too, born in germany and don't think my english would be with such thick accent. It shoudn't be except he wasn't raised with greek language as a baby/toddler.

[Anonymous No.54154986]

There is literally no explanation for recent market behavior that doesn't involve the faggot administration proactively withholding information from the public.

[Anonymous No.54154989]

>>54154786
>Not even the Saudis want to keep pumping money in to CS
>Bank collapses
>Retail apes rush in
YOU
ARE
THE BAILOUT

[Anonymous No.54154990]

>>54154969
No

[Anonymous No.54154993]

>>54154961
We promise a crash once every week at least.

[Anonymous No.54154997]

>>54154974
ha..haha....HAHA....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54154999]

>>54154966
fellow VIX chad

[Anonymous No.54155000]

>>54154954
you're a natural

[Anonymous No.54155003]

Feels good being a Techchad

[Anonymous No.54155004]

I don't think I could keep avg down my amzn puts bobros

[Anonymous No.54155007]

>>54154986
>recent market behavior
Crab?

[Anonymous No.54155011]

>>54154989
Saudis probably want to buy it. And call it Credit Saudisse

[Anonymous No.54155016]

Mistakes were made...

[Anonymous No.54155025]

>>54154993
If someone posts like a fag I intentionally give them terrible investing tips because I think it's funny. That includes getting retards hyped up thinking there's going to be a crash, or whatever the opposite of what's most likely to occur. I have done this for years and have most likely made several people lose a lot of money doing it for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.54155027]

>>54155007
No, the fact that it rallies every time a bank fucking fails. Do you follow the stock market?

[Anonymous No.54155030]

Let's go America! Yay reddit we did it!!!!

[Anonymous No.54155031]

any of you guys deal with corporate bonds, particularly HY?

[Anonymous No.54155044]

>>54154807
How could you have regulated against the current crisis though? They literally put their money into the safest investment possible.

[Anonymous No.54155049]

>https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
WAL and FRC have both halted down today.

[Anonymous No.54155057]

I'm not even going to bother trying to figure out what happened or asking what happened since the entire internet, including this general, is being astroturfed by evil faggots pretending to be insufferably retarded because they're bootlickers running interference for a ruling class that is openly trying to enslave us all.

[Anonymous No.54155065]

ECB LARGEDEY showing POWELL WHO IS TOP BETCH>

[Anonymous No.54155073]

>>54154952

[Anonymous No.54155075]

>>54155057
Hello schizo, my ARKK is pumping. Stop betting against America, you stupid bastard.

[Anonymous No.54155078]

>>54155057
>pretending

[Anonymous No.54155087]

>390
You will regret this pump

[Anonymous No.54155089]

Bobo, I thought it was crashing? You are breaking 380, right?

[Anonymous No.54155092]

>frc
that was some schizo tick wtf
went all the way from 8% to 0% to 12% now wtf

[Anonymous No.54155093]

>>54154883
>mmmm eye grayons

[Anonymous No.54155097]

>>54154749
liquid injection lasted all of 7 hours lmfao, can't fix such a terminally broken bank like CS buddy, this day has been foreseen for like a fucking decade at this point

[Anonymous No.54155102]

Uh, Bobos...

[Anonymous No.54155104]

>>54155092
It just halted again.

[Anonymous No.54155111]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT WAS THAT!

[Anonymous No.54155112]

Yellen gunna tap dance our way into a green day.

[Anonymous No.54155116]

>>54155087
that's where all of the call volume is today

[Anonymous No.54155122]

Gut feels like I should sell...

[Anonymous No.54155125]

>>54154954
We've had hundreds of people say that over the years. They get 4-5 days green, then a red day, a green day or two, and then 10 red days in a row and go broke.

[Anonymous No.54155126]

>green day

[Anonymous No.54155128]

>>54155122
Too thin.

[Anonymous No.54155129]

What is your exit strategy for swing trading? I don't want to get greedy.

[Anonymous No.54155132]

>>54155111
checked. back to 400 we go

[Anonymous No.54155133]

>>54155122
too fat

[Anonymous No.54155134]

>>54155044
He claims Dodd oversight would have stopped it, supposedly they "hid" how higher interest rates would have fucked them
Author is a retard

[Anonymous No.54155149]

>>54155087
Can somebody explain the bear market rally logic? Is it smart money creating pump and dumps out of retail? If you look into shit and piss 500 for this last year it was behaving like that. Just bear market rallies and dumps.

[Anonymous No.54155153]

I AM FINANCIALLY COOOMING!

[Anonymous No.54155154]

we pumping on absolutely no news

[Anonymous No.54155155]

>>54155125
10 red days in a row is impossible now with Yellen and Biden. The adults are back in charge.

[Anonymous No.54155156]

>>54155129
You're the next fucking Jim Simons, anon, we get it. Congratulations. Unbelievably amazing. I'm sure JP Morgan will be calling soon.

[Anonymous No.54155162]

>>54155129
you keep screenshotting so thats a good indicator to sell.

[Anonymous No.54155169]

>>54155154
>he didn't watch the ECB livestream
it was basically all bullish

[Anonymous No.54155175]

>>54154854
Stop losing your shirt by shorting the DAX, you moron

[Anonymous No.54155183]

>>54155149
Short covering also increases volatility.

[Anonymous No.54155191]

>>54155169
How are rate hikes bullish? At least for shit like stocks.

[Anonymous No.54155192]

>>54155016
>down 14.88%
Based

[Anonymous No.54155194]

Can anyone explain how to read a DIVY report Payable date that precedes the Ex-Div date?
Is this a book mistake, or fuckery?

[Anonymous No.54155195]

BOBOOOOOOOOS BOBOOOOOOOOS
DAIJOBU ? DAIJOBU BOBO?

[Anonymous No.54155199]

I'm ordering a pizza from dominos for breakfast and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.54155202]

Bobo, it's over.

[Anonymous No.54155203]

>>54155129
When the numbers are green click sell.

[Anonymous No.54155204]

>>54155191
hike means they're being confident that banks won't blow up. learn to read between the lines

[Anonymous No.54155205]

>>54155153
Heh

[Anonymous No.54155209]

yellen saying debt ceiling raise pump

[Anonymous No.54155211]

>>54155134
Everyone knew about the nature of the investments. That's why it caused a run when people put 2&2 together and realised these funds were now stuck in place for a long time

[Anonymous No.54155212]

I'm net long, but I don't like this one bit.

[Anonymous No.54155216]

>>54155204
I can see that, but that would mostly just mean moving money back into oversold (possibly) bank stocks, not overall market, no?

[Anonymous No.54155215]

BUDDY CHECK FRC COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54155217]

>>54155191
Everything is bullish, dumbfuck. Stop betting against freedom and progress. Don't let russian doomer shills brainwash you, the economy is the strongest it has ever been.

[Anonymous No.54155219]

>>54155129
Kek I have more money in my savings account. Kill yourself faggot nobody gives a shit about your measly gain. Stop posting.

[Anonymous No.54155224]

Holy shit bobros Why did I buy puts in amzn. i amd down 60%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54155225]

>>54155215
THEY'RE GONNA HALT TRADING

[Anonymous No.54155230]

>>54155204
Reading between the lines would be realizing that if anything bad happens, we'll say it's good because of central bank sentiment, and then anything good that happens, we'll say it's really bad because of central bank sentiment, i.e. reading between the lines would be realizing that faggotworld will just do whatever it wants and then tell any necessary lie, including broad lies about the nature of the economy and how society works.

[Anonymous No.54155232]

>>54155215
I HAVE BECLOWNED MYSELF
>>54154522

[Anonymous No.54155236]

>>54155225
It's halted multiple times today.

[Anonymous No.54155237]

>>54155225
WE'RE GOING BACK TO 100 ON FRC

[Anonymous No.54155247]

Im gonna be sick do I hold and risk the rest. Or just cut my losses and realise im retarded. Orbi can buy in another 3k.

[Anonymous No.54155253]

>>54155217
It has nothing to do with russians, I'm just looking into shit and piss 500 and how it behaved both under rate hikes and QE.
In my mind rate hikes mean we go down because less easy money for businesses.

[Anonymous No.54155252]

My ARKK is mooning, how does my dick taste, bobofags?

[Anonymous No.54155257]

>>54155204
they're confident banks won't blow up because they've decided to bail them out if they do

[Anonymous No.54155260]

>>54155232
>>54154522
anon... you weren't betting on mr swan were you?

[Anonymous No.54155266]

>>54155253
We still have QE, Yellen is doing it instead of Powell. Just go long and stop betting against America, 3500 was the generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.54155276]

>>54155232
i bought ur bags btw

[Anonymous No.54155278]

>>54155247

[Anonymous No.54155281]

>>54154332
ECB guaranteeing bailouts for all EZ banks

[Anonymous No.54155282]

What REITs to slurp on today's dump?

[Anonymous No.54155284]

>>54155253
Completely ignore that anon. It's literally just spam.

[Anonymous No.54155286]

How the fuck has NVDA (p/e 150) run for so long without getting rug pulled? I know the market can stay retarded longer than I can stay solvent but this is ridiculous.
Wasn't Credit Suisse nearly dying (and soon will actually die) enough for mumus to stop playing these games?
Every bobo here is absolutely correct to be a bobo, we're just fighting an insanely irrational market rn.

[Anonymous No.54155296]

>>54155278
christ. anon sell and go for a walk.

[Anonymous No.54155299]

>>54154377
Picked up some CS this morning, thinking about FRC, but they are looking way too rough for my comfort

[Anonymous No.54155300]

>>54155286
150 P/E is low for the most important AI company, the market cap can easily reach 10 trillion.

[Anonymous No.54155303]

>>54155278
FRC will be fine
big banks are stepping in

[Anonymous No.54155304]

>>54155191
The entire market is just pivoters now

[Anonymous No.54155307]

Do your worst bobo, you can't hurt me any longer.

[Anonymous No.54155313]

I hate you bobo niggers. You are the reason why I lost money. I shouldn't have believed your bullshit

[Anonymous No.54155318]

>>54155286
>Every bobo here is absolutely correct to be a bobo, we're just fighting an insanely irrational market rn.
Correct, you are fighting against the market and the Fed. You should probably adjust your strategy and stop fighting. The market isn't irrational, you're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.54155324]

>>54155300
Thanks Cathy Wood, I didn't know your dusty snatch frequented this board

[Anonymous No.54155326]

>>54155286

[Anonymous No.54155328]

BUDDY CHECK BOIL COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54155330]

>>54154377
Can't understand why anyone's swinging FRC when you could trade the prefs.
Prefs are worth par in any buyout. If FDIC steps in they're both zeros.

[Anonymous No.54155331]

>>54155276
if you think about it, total happiness went up in the world when i cucked myself.

[Anonymous No.54155333]

>>54155313
no.1 rule I've always learned is to buy when everyone is FUD, and sell when everyone is celebrating. Never failed me once in life.

[Anonymous No.54155335]

>>54154609
>50 rate hike means the banking crisis is fine so bullish
>less than 50 rate hike means banking crisis is serious so fed will pivot so also bullish
this is how bulls think

[Anonymous No.54155337]

It's bobover...

[Anonymous No.54155341]

>>54155333
>and sell when everyone is celebrating.
That would be a mistake, timing the market is gambling and will only make you lose money. Simply buy more and keep DCAing.

[Anonymous No.54155343]

>>54155331
you have done a great service, anon.

[Anonymous No.54155345]

>>54155318
>and the Fed
Bitch you dumb. Fighting the Fed would suggest that I buy more high risk tech shit like NVDA, fuckwit. Raising rates is precisely meant to stop this kind of retard speculation.

[Anonymous No.54155346]

>>54155324
nigger. did you get lost on your way to /pol/

[Anonymous No.54155349]

>>54155195

[Anonymous No.54155352]

>>54155337

[Anonymous No.54155357]

>>54154418
Can anyone tell me why I shouldn't move $25K from my savings account (which is yielding 7.5 pennies per $10K) to 2-year bills? Couple of days ago, bills were yielding5%. What am I missing? Why isn't everyone doing this?

[Anonymous No.54155362]

>>54155333
Checked quads of truth

[Anonymous No.54155367]

>>54155343
they said it wont go up until i sell, but they never said i had to be red when i sell.

[Anonymous No.54155372]

>>54155328
Captain Spaulding became a trader?

[Anonymous No.54155373]

>>54154552
Who?

[Anonymous No.54155378]

>>54155345
The Fed is pausing by next meeting at latest, check the rate futures. You're fighting the Fed and you're losing, bobo faggot. https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.54155386]

>>54155169
>it was basically all bullish
anon, why in gods name would the fucking ECB project anything but bullish sentiment, regardless of the fundamentals? thats like saying the state department has no reason to lie to civilians

[Anonymous No.54155385]

>>54155372
Based horror schlock enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.54155389]

>>54155357
How does that work? Would you just buy 2-year bills?

[Anonymous No.54155393]

>>54155346
>/pol/
Way to out yourself as a polfugee schizoid who came here to discuss the end of the world.
Cathie Wood is absolutely a retard. She's actually this meme rather than bobos >>54155326
Imagine siding with female Bill Hwang

[Anonymous No.54155398]

>>54155337

[Anonymous No.54155400]

>>54154556
>Macron simply wanted to increase the retirement age from 62 to 64
>Has Senate support, bypasses the National Assembly
>Frenchies seething on the streets now
Get ready for the Sixth French Republic

[Anonymous No.54155399]

>>54155362
>333
>quads

[Anonymous No.54155404]

>>54155367
And in turn I will unload my bags onto someone who will eventually sell when it hits 100. The circle of life..

[Anonymous No.54155405]

>>54155393
My ARKK is mooning, bobo loser.

[Anonymous No.54155408]

>>54155400

[Anonymous No.54155410]

>>54155341
this, timing the market always beats timing the market

[Anonymous No.54155412]

>>54155378
>https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html


ughhhhh... the odds of a 25 point hike just went up... odds of no hike went down...

[Anonymous No.54155423]

>>54155335
No.
50 signals inflation is out of control still.
0 Pause/cut signals something is wrong and there are worse issues.

25 signals FED is confident in banks lol and that they are feeling confident inflation is weakening and we have returning to a pre 2000 normal.

Fun fact before the Powell hikes we had 20 straight years of criminally low rates and hit 0 twice for the first time ever. This is not supposed to happen.

Wake up buddy it's 1994.

[Anonymous No.54155424]

>>54155378
Market went from 50 beeps to this shit
Only thing that's changed since is banks are failing
In conclusion, market thinks the economy is good but also thinks a pause is necessary to avoid a collapse

[Anonymous No.54155429]

>>54154556
I love Macron and his mommy gf

[Anonymous No.54155433]

>>54155389
Yeah, buying treasuries are the same thing as setting up a savings account, financially speaking. But if this is the case, why is no one exploiting this? There are so many nuances about bonds that I'm unaware of, but the yield curves are inverse now, so bills get your higher yields than notes.

[Anonymous No.54155434]

>>54155378

[Anonymous No.54155445]

>>54155433
But you have to keep them for two years, right?

[Anonymous No.54155448]

>>54155378
cope
nobody's pausing
inflation WILL go back to 2bps and you vill be broke and assetless

[Anonymous No.54155449]

>all inned TQQQ this morning

[Anonymous No.54155451]

>>54155434
>>54155412
Cuts will start in June, 1 meeting delayed no big deal. You bobos are never going to see the S&P 500 under 3700 ever again, I will continue adding to my S&P 500 and NASDAQ-100 positions.

[Anonymous No.54155458]

Anyone manage to get out of FRC @25?

[Anonymous No.54155460]

>>54155445
just buy SCHO if you want the same packaged in an ETF

[Anonymous No.54155468]

>>54154938
Are you a bear again? dayum, you change your suit every fucking day

[Anonymous No.54155470]

its gonna be 75 points at this rate

[Anonymous No.54155471]

>>54155175
My shirt?

[Anonymous No.54155472]

new
>>54155465
>>54155465
>>54155465

[Anonymous No.54155482]

>>54155400
Most pensions are ponzi schemes, if their system is anything like ours he's probably in the right. That being said, I understand the seethe, I wouldn't want to wait 2 more years either

[Anonymous No.54155483]

>>54155423
>1994
Is this good?
t. was an ovum in 1994

[Anonymous No.54155489]

>>54154609
So yields increase, becomes more expensive to deficit spend, but demand for bond goes up, bringing yields down, so government can spend more... imagine living through the Vulcan Volker era

[Anonymous No.54155490]

>>54155378
>market is not irrational
>just check the rate futures

[Anonymous No.54155498]

>>54155423
why are talking to me

[Anonymous No.54155500]

>>54155471
fair enough

[Anonymous No.54155519]

>>54155489
that doesnt make any sense

[Anonymous No.54155529]

>>54155490
>the market is forward looking except when it doesnt know what the future is which is always

[Anonymous No.54155533]

>>54155482
>Most pensions are ponzi schemes
All public pension plans are indeed ponzi schemes, anon. There is nothing sustaining them but the mere promise of desperate politicians seeking reelection. Without a doubt, the French retirement age should be raised to 70. The fact that Frenchies are building gallows over a 24 month increase, just signals how dangerous government gibs are. They are as addictive as fentymeth, and when you slow down the supply, the junkies take to the streets and riot.

[Anonymous No.54155545]

>>54155378
>The Fed is pausing by next meeting at latest
"Just one more booster I mean rate hike and we go back to normal!!"

NO QUESTIONS

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTAA GO FAST

[Anonymous No.54155557]

>>54155483
Soft landing and economic prosperity where Rate hikes were bullish and cuts were bearish.

[Anonymous No.54155561]

>>54155545
>bobo is also an antivaxx anti Biden chud
Makes sense, delusional schizo conspiracy theories usually come in groups. I'm going to assume you're a russian shill who holds 0 stocks and is only here to shill against America.

[Anonymous No.54155565]

>>54155533
>how dangerous government gibs are
What can you do, even Rome knew the importance of bread and circuses.

[Anonymous No.54155578]

>>54155498
Maybe I just like you jeeze.

[Anonymous No.54155583]

>>54154807
What a freaking joke
>Key parts of Dodd-Frank were repealed with bipartisan support
>Senate vote was 67 Yea
>Even if Orange Man wanted to veto, he couldn't
>SVB loaded up on low yield treasuries
>Inflation skyrockets, Fed hikes rates to cool off economy
>SVBs treasuries as now worthless
>WHY WOULD ORANGE MAN DO THIS???

[Anonymous No.54155617]

>>54155445
Nah, you can sell them. Treasuries are very liquid.

[Anonymous No.54155627]

>>54155393
>I want fewer views
You stupid? Did your mother drop the wok on your head?

[Anonymous No.54155648]

>>54155561
So we will stop hikes at 5% as they said?

[Anonymous No.54155705]

>>54155578
....was that my post? I kind of remember making that

[Anonymous No.54155797]

Absolute clown market

[Anonymous No.54155810]

>>
>>54155627
54155405
Yeah I want less reddit niggers here
>ARKK
How did these ARKK fucknuts find this place?
We're not filtering these reddit niggers hard enough frens

[Anonymous No.54155872]

>>54155445
Depends on the duration and bond type. You can get 3week notes with OK yields right now. But I would recommend finding a good money market if you need immediate withdrawals. Iirc ibonds can also be redeemed early with interest penalties and yield 6% right now

[Anonymous No.54156071]

>>54155519
Why not?
>Inflation ramps up due to deficit spending
>Fed hikes rates to curb inflation
>Become more expensive for the government to borrow
>But treasuries, the most reliable security at the moment, reflect these rate increases better than savings accounts
>People empty their worthless savings accounts to get better yields in treasuries
>Sudden demand increases the price of treasuries, lowering the yields due to their inverse relationship
>Becomes cheaper to deficit spend again
And on and on it goes

[Anonymous No.54156774]

>>54154287
No. That would be fucking moronic.