Credit Suisse got bailed out

[Anonymous No.54151498]

Remember when they agreed in law to no bailouts? Lmao. Next thing you know 50 Billion Swiss Francs (54 Billion USD) to artificially prop up a complete clown failure of a bank. But at least the hyperinflation will save a failing system for 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.54151548]

>>54151498
they used their "highest quality" assets to secure a loan from the swiss national bank. its a bandaid at best, and depositors will continue to pull their funds. once the $54BN runs out, its over. i expect it to be in collapse EoD on friday, and it'll be over by the end of the weekend. next up, deutsche bank!

[Anonymous No.54151557]

>>54151498
Is it really surprising anyone ?

[Anonymous No.54151569]

>>54151498
imagine thinking its being bailed out by the Swiss and not the banking cartel.

[Anonymous No.54151572]

>>54151498
Two more weeks for total financial collapse polsisters. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.54151573]

>>54151498
CS Stock is already in the red again despite the SNB announcement

[Anonymous No.54151577]

>>54151498
BUY NOW GOYIM

[Anonymous No.54151581]

>>54151572
>pol is more financially literate than biz
nigger

[Anonymous No.54151596]

>>54151498
>when they agreed in law
Why do you americucks think your laws are valid on the whole earth???

Show me the swiss law that forbids bailouts you fat lardass.

AMERICAN EDUCATION! LMAO

[Anonymous No.54151600]

>>54151581
yup 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.54151607]

Doomers big mad. Sorry, the economic collapse is never going to happen. Experts are in charge.

[Anonymous No.54151608]

>>54151596
op is a /pol/turd amerimutt zoom zoom or boomer ofc he has know clue about anything.

[Anonymous No.54151621]

>missed easy +44% in a day
i'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.54151623]

>>54151608
>know clue about anything
>know clue
>know
look at this retard talking shit

[Anonymous No.54151648]

>>54151623
Look at this seething amerimutt, I don't care if I made a typo you honestly think I proof read the shit I write to a low iq mutt?

[Anonymous No.54151735]

>>54151607
made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.54151742]

get your puts on for 1.00

[Anonymous No.54151772]

>>54151596
>>54151608
>>54151648
You don’t understand Swiss law and it has nothing to do with us law actual brainlet

[Anonymous No.54151786]

>>54151772
This is what I wrote learn2read.

[Anonymous No.54151796]

>>54151581
I spend way too much time on this board and I'm convinced it's like 2 or 3 faggots that just post "oh no chuds not like this" in every thread

[Anonymous No.54151799]

>>54151648
you have to go back to /pol/ you illiterate fucking retard

[Anonymous No.54151864]

>>54151498
It's like giving a heroin junkie one more dose, they are still gonna OD sooner or later

[Anonymous No.54151865]

>>54151772
Are u stupid or something?

[Anonymous No.54151889]

>>54151796
Has to be 3 on 8 hour shifts considering they always are first to respond to new threads

[Anonymous No.54152101]

>>54151581
Aren't they forcing pension funds to buy bonds and that and all? If so, how those that effect pension funds?

[Anonymous No.54152394]

>>54151498
>Bailed out command and control point for laundering failed, fake, mirrored, and OTHER transactions...

Right because 3 billion, 54 billion, and 2 Trillion are big money compared to a quadrillion in phony derivatives orders that get bought and sold until they are worthless?

[Anonymous No.54152408]

>derivatives orders that get bought and sold until they are worthless?
Oh and in foreign markets after hours outside of the reach of nationals?

[Anonymous No.54152484]

>>54151498
Welcome everyone. I must apologize for dragging you all to my thread at such an uncommon hour but from what I've been told this bobo needs to be debunked urgently, so urgently in fact that he probably should have been debunked weeks ago...but that is spilt onionmilk under the bridge.

So why doesn't someone please try to infopost me what's the problem here?

> Well, Mr. Tuld as I mentioned earlier if you look here at the page 1 of /biz/ ...

Jared, it's a little early for all that, how bout in greentext? ... Actually I'd like to (You) the anon who put this thing together... Mr. Anonymous is it? Does he greentext?

> Sir?

I'd like to speak to the schitzo who seems to have stumbled across this mess.

[Anonymous No.54152493]

>>54152484
> Well, that's Peter Anonymous here.

Oh Mr Anonymous you are here, good morning sir.


So Mr. Anonymous why don't you tell me what do you think is the happening here, and please speak as you might to a redditor or a twitter normie. It wasn't brains that got me to 4chan. I can assure you of that.

> Well, sir. As I guess you may or may not know I work for Mr. Gookmoot here as an associate thread sliding and pruning office at /biz/

Yes.

> Well as you probably know over the last 3000 - 4000 threads the board has begun packaging new bobo poasts that combine several different traunches of slides and baits in one bumpable thread. This has been inb4 300 replies imagine you noticed.

I have

> Well the board is currently doing a considerable amount of this poasting every day. The problem, which is I guess why we are lurking in this thread, is that it takes them... the commercial banks... almost a zero dollars to shill these products to newfags thereby posing an disadvantage from a gainz standpoint.

And Mr. Anonymous that disadvantage is?

> We have to hold these assets on our poorfolios longer than we might ideally like to.

Yes

> But the key factor is these are essentially just heavy bags, so that has allowed us to push the candles considerably beyond what you might be willing, or allowed to do in any other circumstance, thereby pushing the wojan-index profile without raising any mod reports.

[Anonymous No.54152729]

>>54152101
>Aren't they forcing pension funds to buy bonds and that and all?
Yes, without china and other countries buying america bond, the america government forced to the banks. Now there is nobody that can buy bonds anymore, so america is over, it's only question of time that inflation kill the dollar. Like one year or two.

[Anonymous No.54152910]

>>54152729
>Just 2 more years you will see just wait it will happen trust me
>What do you mean I said the same thing 2 years ago and nothing happend?!!
>YOU FUCKING KIKE TRANNY LIBTARD DA JOOZ DID SOMETHING SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!

[Anonymous No.54152943]

>>54152910
Yeah, do you remember that Europe and america are been fucked by the inflation right now? I'm speaking about more inflation.

[Anonymous No.54152995]

>>54151596
>>54151608
>>54151648
>>54151786
>>54151865
>>54152910
this is you
>>54151796
it absolutely is

[Anonymous No.54153035]

>>54152484
>>54152493
Not bad

[Anonymous No.54153046]

>>54151548
>two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54153074]

>>54152910
Tel aviv enters the thread

[Anonymous No.54153102]

>>54151498
>nooooo why won't they just let the global financial system collape
once again biz is fat and gay

[Anonymous No.54153226]

Too big to fail amirte

[Anonymous No.54155869]

>>54153226
more like too fat to bail hahaha

[Anonymous No.54156316]

>>54151498
Why didn't it go up or above the value it ended at on Tuesday? It is still down 40¢ from then. Seems like with a bail out all uncertainty would be out of the window and it would soar.

[Anonymous No.54157543]

>>54151796
>>54151889
They are bots, they don't get paid. I was breaking the bots on /pol/ 2 YEARS ago. Chat Gpt was trained here, And he hates nonsense verse.

[Anonymous No.54157571]

>>54153035
>>54152910
beep boop
In the sloop not a stoop, what a shoop for a loop while we hoop.