/smg/ Vanguard is leaving CHINA?

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/smg/ Vanguard is leaving CHINA? Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:02:28 2023 No.54149543 [Reply] [Original]

So why is burry bullish on china again?

#Vanguard plans to close its wholly-owned entity in Shanghai, and to withdraw from the investment advisory company cooperating with Ant Group, Caixin learned.
*Vanguard is leaving the Chinese market, ending its 9-year business in China.

YANG TRANSITION SISTERS? ARE WE BACK?

You know Yang will get de-listed if china starts sumething sumething.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm-Y72LlTq4

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:03:09 2023 No.54149547 early baker gets the rope

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:03:52 2023 No.54149557 >>54149543 FRIST

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:06:39 2023 No.54149571
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>they don't know about the sneedbean oil
>they cook it in sneedbean oil
>they put sneedbean oil in the sauce...
>the hydrogenated sneedbean oil at 15x revenues
>they don't even let whites eat there unless you get takeout
>the Cajun voodoo fries

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:07:44 2023 No.54149581 Early bakers are so fucken gay, honestly I'd give your Price Target a $0

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:09:04 2023 No.54149591 Vanguard was in chyna? For what

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:10:17 2023 No.54149603 File: 36 KB, 300x225, bigtubbowithlittlechina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149591 everybody trying to get that sweet china

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:10:33 2023 No.54149608 >>54149543 Anons why are markets pumping? This shit feels so fake when we are on the cusp of either depression or hyperinflation. Dumbass banks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:11:24 2023 No.54149619 File: 152 KB, 664x1070, 1676096541053254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your thoughts on Abbott Laboratories stock (ticker: ABT)? I hear their new CEO is doing a pretty good job

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:11:38 2023 No.54149623 File: 67 KB, 640x591, 1605719847941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we are on the cusp of either depression or hyperinflation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:13:08 2023 No.54149637 File: 764 KB, 735x1000, Vanguard Chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149591 To chew bubblegum and offer low cost index funds. And the gum all got recalled for containing worryingly high levels of lead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:13:15 2023 No.54149639 >>54149571 Why do I want to pet and hug oriental women?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:14:05 2023 No.54149644
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Ok I finally got scoopsies back, so as a warning to this general, if you scare off my sweet bb boy again, you'll never make another dollar on the stock market again. You've been warned. For the remainder of the night I will be naked, oiled up, and ready to fight, so fucking try me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:14:06 2023 No.54149645 >>54149610 Sounds like boomers are cucks. Zoomers would pass out on pills in the bathroom or shoot the place up if it was an unpaid job

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:15:14 2023 No.54149654 >>54149639 Their hair is really soft and they are tiny and cute. It's normal to find them attractive if you aren't a homosexual

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:15:16 2023 No.54149656 >>54149608 short term speculation and a fuck ton of options activity. US dollar slumping a bit from its recent high has lended a hand to bullish moves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:16:29 2023 No.54149666 File: 101 KB, 680x680, 1677132449409412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149608 This is why bulls win, because bobos are naive, emotional and most importantly late

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:17:01 2023 No.54149673 >>54149619 i thought he was caught hiring manfaced asian hookers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:17:34 2023 No.54149678 >>54149619 I've made money off of them in the past.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:18:47 2023 No.54149686 >>54149608 Markets are crabbing because nobody knows what the fucking interest rate is going to be. My bet is on 50bps hike with no maximum in sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:19:32 2023 No.54149692 >>54149644 kill all attention whores

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:20:15 2023 No.54149699 File: 262 KB, 1440x1800, 1659913508066557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures >>54149666 Thanks satan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:21:13 2023 No.54149712 >>54149692 What's your problem chud?! I'm not an attention whore. I am the best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future. Maybe clean up your attitude and I'll throw you a free stock tip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:21:23 2023 No.54149714 >>54149654 I find them attractive, sure. But that's not what I'm talking about. I want to pet and hug them like a cute puppy or cat. I also feel strangely protective of them. I don't understand it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:23:09 2023 No.54149729 New trader here. If I buy 10k worth of stock and sell it for 20k in 3 months, but lose it all in a separate trade, do I still owe tax on that 10k I made originally?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:23:53 2023 No.54149733
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>>54149712
yes you are, but i was referring to scoops
it's fucking disgusting how many attention whores have tried to fill the vacuum left by his absence
crbpoojeet the latest

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:23:59 2023 No.54149734 >>54149637 kek I see why bogle boys like VTI so much, imagine relying on VWO and Xi decides to shit on the market again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:25:10 2023 No.54149743 >>54149733 Oh ok. Well scoopsies is my 3d wife, so I'd appreciate it if you kept her name out your mouth for future reference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:25:25 2023 No.54149744 File: 447 KB, 840x859, 72B502F1-AD02-4374-A579-6924721F6E0C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149733 >crbpoojeet the latest wtf, i just post as i normally do. god forbid i ever thread split and such like scoopzone did

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:25:48 2023 No.54149748 >>54149729 >>54149737

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:25:53 2023 No.54149749 >>54149608 Just one last h-hit... (addicts know things are collapsing but can't resist these new risks)

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:26:16 2023 No.54149754

>>54149608
Biden has been pumping money into the markets through Ukraine. It's been going from bonds to pounds/Euro to US stock exchange. That's why it's been easy shorting at 11:30 every time it retard pumped for no good reason. I think they hit a glitch with the ten year held by all the queer banks and it might be over now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:26:22 2023 No.54149755 >>54149714 There is a Filipino word "Gigil" (lmao yeah I know their language is so bastardized) but basically it means you find something so cute that it makes you act autistic. It basically describes what you are talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:26:32 2023 No.54149757 No updates from Rocker? No respect for Rocker. Those are the rules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:26:40 2023 No.54149759 File: 9 KB, 275x183, 3294829034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149743 more like mike hunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:26:56 2023 No.54149762 >>54149729 Yes, lmao. If you lost it all in a separate trade it should be offset, tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:28:21 2023 No.54149769 Look at that bull flag on the gold chart, we are making new highs soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:28:32 2023 No.54149770 >>54149748 >>54149762 Thanks senpais

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:29:15 2023 No.54149773
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>>54149744
Don't worry CRBP pajeet, you've been here a long time and we've accepted you. I'm even willing to overlook the fact you shit in the street because you make newfags seethe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:29:30 2023 No.54149776 >>54149644 You ever get that Rumble channel or 2nd youtube channel up you lazy sack of oily bean dip?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:30:35 2023 No.54149785

>>54149773
I'm just here to prevent another mass shooting from the whites. This is my civic duty.

Making newfags seethe with schizoposting is also a civic duty.

I encourage people to schizopost during market hours as much as possible on /smg/ so the tards who want market dynamics explained to them get weeded out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:30:39 2023 No.54149787 File: 1.46 MB, 400x500, 1664824048238799.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149666 >>54149608

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:31:07 2023 No.54149790

I cannot begin to tell you how important it will be to buy uranium before summer. I want you to hit every bite you can find: UUUU, UEC, DNN, URNM if she's willing. And... no oil, it's uranium only, tomorrow. Obviously this is not going down the way that any of us would have hoped, but... the ground is shifting below our feet, and apparently, there's no other way out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:32:11 2023 No.54149797 >>54149773 He is alright now that I know to avoid everything he shills. Like Baggie isn't funny at all but everyone knows to inverse him. This street pooper is from one of the higher castes that is good at scamming. Very bad day sirs

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:32:23 2023 No.54149798

>>54149729
Depends on if it's the same or functionally similar to the security. If it is the same and it's been a month or more and you don't make the same trade until a month after the loss then you owe taxes but can write off the loss.

Just look up wash sale

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:33:48 2023 No.54149807 >>54149797 ok u dont like my longs but how about my shorts. do u like the idea of shorting BTAI (my best trade of 2023 so far)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:34:05 2023 No.54149809 >>54149543 Holy shit, 2023 has Vanguard on a based war path of epic proportions.. >BTFO ESG troons >BTFO chinks I promise to never short a single Vanguard ETF ever again. How can I support their business?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:34:17 2023 No.54149811 File: 1.17 MB, 1920x1080, Spacey in Margin Call.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149790 But, Anon, if you do this, you will kill your portfolio for years. It's over. And you're buying something you know has no value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:36:12 2023 No.54149819 >>54149807 >the sava Look I'm not touching biopharm anymore sirs. It's far too Jewish. I like swinging LABU puts but I won't pick tickers in biopharm ever again. I did short that pox shit at the top... maybe I shouldn't say never

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:36:54 2023 No.54149824 >>54149699 Damn I want to put my head between those sweaty milkers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:37:33 2023 No.54149826 >>54149785 Whites are the backbone of of the United States, but I'll let that slide. Who is your newest 60 year old white woman you're pursuing? Also can we expect you at the /smg/ meetup in Vegas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:37:34 2023 No.54149827 File: 922 KB, 850x1133, oil_fukt_png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil got FUCKED today. Please tell me it rebounds on Friday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:37:42 2023 No.54149829 >>54149809 You'd probably think US pulling out of Afghanistan is "BTFO Taliban"

>>	Harbinger of the Habanero Thu Mar 16 05:38:09 2023 No.54149835 Click. Clack. The dominos. They are falling. One. By. One. Inshallah the milkbreaths will pay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:39:25 2023 No.54149844 i've been eating jalapenos the last few days and my asshole is like a johnny cash song

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:40:10 2023 No.54149849

>>54149826
Dude if we're doing a meetup in Vegas please hit me up. I have a hotel property on the main strip we could use for super cheap, mostly on me. Im genuine here, give me your discord or something if youre doing Vegas because i will set that up
>>54149819
>LABU puts
For fucks sake stop getting raped by 300% IV

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:40:31 2023 No.54149852 >>54149844 A boy named sue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:41:12 2023 No.54149853 File: 65 KB, 698x966, 52298a98c0877d87c6b5b89a0a369af8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] XLU bros where you at? nobody loves this. it's boring... and it's rising..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:42:06 2023 No.54149857 >>54149849 It's the one thing I want to host before I die. If we ever get the stars to align and can make it happen, you'll be the first to know. Are you a richfag or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:42:30 2023 No.54149861 File: 30 KB, 298x382, Screenshot 2023-03-15 10.30.58 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149849 Look I'm poor I can't buy puts on $200 chicken nugget companies. IV isn't that scary just time it right bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:43:31 2023 No.54149866 the fuck i cant post

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:43:45 2023 No.54149867 >>54149852 fuck you dont make me laugh i can't lose control of my anus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:44:34 2023 No.54149870 >>54149829 You're probably a chink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:45:13 2023 No.54149875 File: 46 KB, 224x225, bobo-singing-into-mic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149826 I've took a break from here for a few weeks, so this is the first I've heard about it. Is there really gonna be a smg meetup in Vegas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:45:20 2023 No.54149877 File: 40 KB, 420x300, Oil and gas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149827 50s and 60s are in the cards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:46:07 2023 No.54149883 >>54149259

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:46:17 2023 No.54149885 >>54149870 Whiter than you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:47:02 2023 No.54149887 >>54149811 I understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:47:03 2023 No.54149888 >>54149875 it's been talked about for over 2 years now never gonna happen

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:47:08 2023 No.54149889 >>54149885 Shut up, chink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:48:05 2023 No.54149894 File: 77 KB, 1079x1068, 0B176EA9940944F8926794DB05D788A5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIXschizos will we see 30 this week?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:48:09 2023 No.54149895 >>54149875 I wouldn't go. I used to be an alcoholic and I've threatened to wrestle Rocker way too many times for it not to get weird

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:48:22 2023 No.54149898 File: 2.92 MB, 498x361, 63f26247f0ff6b5f3631ae37a6177001.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149811 No it won't idiot. The green agenda ESG faggots are turning Nuclear Energy green.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:48:47 2023 No.54149899 >>54149887 Do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:49:49 2023 No.54149905 >>54149827 it did not end the day with 70 or above so it will be testing 62 support levels in coming weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:50:22 2023 No.54149910 File: 46 KB, 541x506, Hawaiian shirt Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149898 Go watch Margin Call, gookposter. This is not financial advice but it is life advice and I am your life coach.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:52:29 2023 No.54149923
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>>54149895
Me too I quit drinking 8 months ago. I used to go stay at hard rock casino every year usually in the summer, but haven't been since the coof and masks on planes and all that BS. I probably shouldn't start drinking again anyways, and who would wanna be sober in Vegas?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:52:36 2023 No.54149926
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>>54149875
It will happen one day, the only thing stopping it is me not having enough money. The richfags will take care of that in the near future though.
>>54149895
You've made the threats. You challenged me. There is no backing out now, no matter where you hide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:53:30 2023 No.54149934 >>54149875 Everyone knows half of /smg/ lives in Seattle and is on a no-fly list of some sort so it is obviously happening there.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:55:03 2023 No.54149946
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>>54149910
What is this Margin call? Speak as you might to a young child, or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that led me here I can assure you that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:56:16 2023 No.54149955 Why the fuck would I want to meet up with a bunch of arabs and indians in vegas

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:58:11 2023 No.54149970

>>54149923
I went to Vegas during covid and was really liquor drunk. This chick was on my lap and said "what's that in your pocket" and I was so fucked up I pulled out a weed pen and was like "durr oh its my pen" and she thought I was a fucking retard.

Anyways her bolt on tits were pretty dumb not really my thing.

>>54149926
I'm not even gonna lie Rocker I would probably get beer drunk and wrestle with you but I couldn't imagine doing that in a room full of guys in anime tshirts or without someone here like scoops slipping drugs into my drink when I wasn't looking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:58:41 2023 No.54149974 >>54149926 rocker you lying sack of horseshit, i bet if anyone on this general pulled their panties down and wiggled their asses in front of you, you wouldn't even be able to get hard. gtfo lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:59:38 2023 No.54149980 I think I'm the youngest person here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:00:31 2023 No.54149988 File: 13 KB, 250x250, 487b16761dd9c1c110696fbc9401d4813221a660r1-250-250v2_uhq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149974 Who said he was the one doing the penetration?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:01:28 2023 No.54149997
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>>54149955
I cant come because you need to be tripple jabbed to get into america.
Land of the free yehaw.
Europes little pubs are way more comfy than any mega plastic metropol in the desert anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:03:18 2023 No.54150008 >>54149997 I vote SEA meetup. Vegas is definitely a tourist trap and I like tiny brown women. Haven't been since like 2018.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:03:18 2023 No.54150007 >>54149997 Once we get these fucking faggot democrats out of office we will fix everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:04:01 2023 No.54150013 >>54149970 > I couldn't imagine doing that in a room full of guys in anime tshirts They would want to see the physical masterpiece that I am in the flesh. It would be a spectacle for the ages. >>54149974 Well I'm not gay so you're right

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:05:42 2023 No.54150029 File: 179 KB, 600x600, 1673551423426809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150008 Same here, way cheaper too. And the ocean is a big plus. Nothing like sipping ice cold bangs by the beach

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:05:58 2023 No.54150030
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>>54149997
Just come in through Mexico bro, no clot vax pass medical papers needed, and you get a free NGO debit card and hotel room, and then a free flight of your choosing to a US city. I don't know how you'd get back home though with no record of coming in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:06:11 2023 No.54150033 >>54149666 >satanic golden bull spreads naive optimism typical.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:06:18 2023 No.54150034

There will be no grand collapse.
You will not be made rich off of other peoples' suffering.
You do not live in The Big Short.
You are not Michael J. Burry.
The bull market is not over.
Two more weeks will not be enough
You will never be a woman
You need to take your meds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:07:53 2023 No.54150044 the rapid increase in faggotry is bearish

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:08:20 2023 No.54150048

>>54149790
anon, are you a young man? I ask because it is typical for young people to assume that the best, most sensible product/solution wins.
if this were so, advertising executives would be extinct, and we would be living in pleasure domes on Venus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:08:49 2023 No.54150051 >>54149997 yeah that vax requirment won't last another 3 months

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:17:18 2023 No.54150118

>>54150051
I hope you're right, but from what I can tell
Only the elites will get to travel if their plans come to fruition. They might change it from a COVID pass to muh climate change UN pass or whatever they decide to call it, but the infrastructure for restrictions of passes to travel has been set up for the long term by the World Bank and other policy enforcers of globohomo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:17:26 2023 No.54150121 File: 224 KB, 1080x1081, troons lost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always remember to inverse troons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:17:40 2023 No.54150123 >>54149899 Do UUUU?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:19:37 2023 No.54150143

Chinese indices haven't advanced significantly beyond '12 levels whereas U.S. indices mooned, despite Chinese economic indicators mooning and U.S. economic indicators remaining stagnant since that time.

What gives? I understand radical QE influencing U.S. stocks but why don't Chinese stocks reflect the 7%+ average annual change in GDP? Shanghai Stock Exchange PE is a steady 13.00 and S&P500 is 20 coming off 35.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:20:15 2023 No.54150151 >>54150143 everyone is bearish on china thinking there will be sanctions

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:23:17 2023 No.54150180

>>54150143
Because Chinese people dont touch Chinese stocks as none of the companies are honest. Serious. They gambled all their bubble money over the past 10 yars on real estate instead, which is why their real estate sector is so giga fucked relative to everything else (see: Evergrande Crisis).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:23:28 2023 No.54150181 >>54150143 China is fake and gay so investors can see it from a mile away. America is just as fake and gay but at least we aren't commies so we can profit off it easier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:26:14 2023 No.54150207 File: 58 KB, 655x650, 66-668833_smug-frog-meme-template-for-pinterest-jewish-pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150181 >at least we aren't commies Not for long at the rate we're going

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:27:52 2023 No.54150216 post the picture, you know the one

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:28:03 2023 No.54150219 >>54150143 paper tiger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:30:45 2023 No.54150236 File: 1.11 MB, 640x674, 1678171819441984.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why is my tax money going to ukraine? These niggas cant fight

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:31:10 2023 No.54150239
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>burry calls the top
>/biz/ in full euphoria mode at the top and hates him
>burry calls the bottom
>/biz/ in full schizo mode and hates him
how can one man (autistic) be so based?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:33:34 2023 No.54150252 [DELETED]

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>>54150236
Don't you want your fine representatives in Congress to continue living a life of bribes, kickbacks, and luxury, anon? Vacations to Hawaii and their step kids prestigious law degrees and private schools aren't cheap, ya know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:36:54 2023 No.54150277 >>54150236 Sorry Ivan, KGB that runs your country doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:38:44 2023 No.54150288 >>54149714 White men were sent to earth as saviors. It's our mission, and our burden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:40:53 2023 No.54150307 >>54150236 stfu /pol/troon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:44:07 2023 No.54150334 Isn't a company's business model priced in? Everyone knows KO sells soda so why does the share price still go up?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:44:59 2023 No.54150340

>>54150236
From a DoD perspective they don't need to mount a respectable defense to provide a good ROI for taxdollars. Throwing someone else's troops(and obsolete arms/equipment) into the Russian meatgrinder provides a great opportunity to weaken a great power adversary.

GD, LMT, RTX make good long term holds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:46:56 2023 No.54150358 Shit is hitting the fan if they're shilling /biz/ this hard. Get into physical metals. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:47:01 2023 No.54150361 >>54150034 Sounds like cope. Inflation destroys demand, you can't get around that. Sorry you are in over your head anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:47:49 2023 No.54150371 File: 16 KB, 231x300, f19445f0b1c5fbc6ef27dee561fd0546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150334 >Isn't a company's business model priced in? Everyone knows KO sells soda so why does the share price still go up?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:48:01 2023 No.54150372
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Scoopsies you've inspired me. I'm going to my parents house tomorrow because they have a printer. I have a picture of your cute ratty Jew face. I'm going to print it out. My parents might ask questions but I have a silk tongue. I'll talk my way out of it. I will then glue it to my scoopsies mannequin. We will then dance to this song on camera. That will be the start of my new channel. I'm done holding back.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8XuL5xSVL7s&feature=share

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:49:22 2023 No.54150387 >>54150372 Scoops has nothing to do with this raid, if that's what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:50:21 2023 No.54150392 >>54150372 one or both of you has stockholm syndrome

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:52:20 2023 No.54150409 The shills are using LLMs and VPN software as a force multiplier to do a mass sockpuppet campaign on /biz/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:53:53 2023 No.54150420 >>54150409 shut up hohol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:55:08 2023 No.54150431 >>54150420 No, I mean the ukraine shills spilling over from /k/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:55:51 2023 No.54150436 File: 1.25 MB, 1024x1007, Rubio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Try to get a job >Look at indeed >Get demoralized >Give up >Repeat I'm not the only one right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:57:51 2023 No.54150456 File: 257 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20211010-062713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150392 It's not my fault God brought me and scoopsies together. He told me he loved me. There is no going back when you say that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:59:06 2023 No.54150470
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Anyone here fuck with options trading? It seems like way too much work for the upside to me but I'm also a retard who can't handle anything beyond crossing my fingers on a long calls/puts. I'm curious to know if anyone's had any success with it here and how much work actually goes into making a good play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:01:36 2023 No.54150501 >another episode of me closing my nasdaq short before it dumps

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:06:13 2023 No.54150534 >check catalog to see what everyone's talking about >no midnight snack for me! thanks /biz/ for helping me watch my calories

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:07:44 2023 No.54150547 File: 23 KB, 517x519, bobo-black-hoodie-crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150501 Great job fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:09:12 2023 No.54150562 >>54150534 >invest badly based on /biz/ advice >can't afford food

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:09:25 2023 No.54150565 File: 54 KB, 1024x937, 1630143670790m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150534 WTF? That's disgusting

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:09:44 2023 No.54150567
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correct me if i'm wrong
the feds are making the banks hold floating rate notes so they're free to jack up rates?

We're gonna dump in like a week

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:12:27 2023 No.54150585 File: 177 KB, 1335x800, US Treasury Yield Curve 3-15-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yields...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:14:06 2023 No.54150599 >>54149543 Real reason is because liquidity crunch. China will be the least attractive play in wartime scenario.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:16:24 2023 No.54150624 >2 years later >/GME/ still exists Still think AMC "apes" and MMTLP retards are still much worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:19:10 2023 No.54150645 >>54150624 This is the saddest thing about p&d's. They attract fanatical followers hoping for a second spike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:20:10 2023 No.54150654 >>54150567 I can't see banks being required to own mostly floating-rate notes. Anyway, it's already common practice for banks to have fixed-rate bonds and buy swaps, which kind of turns them into floating-rate notes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:20:22 2023 No.54150656 File: 192 KB, 1024x836, 1634009721416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil bros... whats happening

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:21:31 2023 No.54150662 >>54149543 so nicado doesn't wipe his ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:22:55 2023 No.54150674 File: 55 KB, 362x447, optymizm1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150436 In my country job market looks good fortunately

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:23:09 2023 No.54150677 File: 146 KB, 750x546, 1664742101349249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150656 we must pray salvation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:24:20 2023 No.54150688 the west is collapsing sell everything and buy indian stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:24:48 2023 No.54150692 >>54150656 >>54150677 oil not close above 70 yesterday is very bad news at least for short term, now you will probably crab between 60 and 70 for few weeks unless some news comes in and changes things

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:25:44 2023 No.54150701 File: 233 KB, 1024x437, 19B3815B-E7AE-429A-94A6-8128C61BAA1C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When do we get to trade niggers again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:25:48 2023 No.54150703 File: 31 KB, 420x420, aZmnxNX_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150692 OPEC will cut inshallah

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:25:57 2023 No.54150705 File: 39 KB, 717x480, ivanchuk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150688 stop playing Qh5 against me, Rajesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:26:37 2023 No.54150709 >>54150701 never you ofay muthafucka we be trading YOU soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:28:28 2023 No.54150728 >>54150656 Looks like recession fears have arrived for real this time. You guys managed to break the 70-80 crab range

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:29:49 2023 No.54150738 >>54150705 I'm real smart. I'm gonna play QGA as black against you. My brain is bigger than you. Shithead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:31:13 2023 No.54150749 how do contracts that dont exist end up materializing? I wanna buy 5 long calls 180 days out for SOXL at 17 bucks but they arent there yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:31:59 2023 No.54150759 File: 145 KB, 567x521, 1663637762540246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150738 Wow you really are Indian. Good morning, sir.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:32:07 2023 No.54150763

idk what's going on but i have some money in savings. bank collapse suggests they will freeze accounts? they are going to ramp up propaganda and censorship to prevent bank runs? is that what you are all saying? what is wise for me? to pull my cash out of the bank or just fucking chill because it's yet another nothingburger? i'm not trying to make a vanillion dollhairs i just don't want to get fucked. if shit gets too bad they'll literally just print a shitload of money again to pacify people which will probably just further inflate the value of crypto and stocks. my assumption is that the elites definitely don't want unrest especially with the focal point being the banks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:32:13 2023 No.54150764 File: 67 KB, 680x540, 1678938033146511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frens, I don't feel so good right now... https://youtu.be/XSQoorx7foI

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:33:28 2023 No.54150771 File: 22 KB, 318x470, 1660141205280593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150764 ...ooh. That's... wow. That's something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:33:42 2023 No.54150776 Any TQQQ long Chads on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:35:15 2023 No.54150789 Good thing I came on biz to see lots of Nikado Asshole pics

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:35:45 2023 No.54150792

>>54150763
Assuming you have 250k or less in your account you're fine. That's insured. Over 250k is not insured but there are ways to secure it. This is not the kind of thing where individual savings accounts are going to go bust. Impact on economy is the problem.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:35:54 2023 No.54150794
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>If you fall up in the club
>And them mumu's wanna mug
>When you step up to their face what they gonna do?
>SHIT!!!!!!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gduh1ZDogco&feature=share

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:36:21 2023 No.54150800 >>54150759 Yeah yeah yeah. d4 d5 c4 dxc!! What are you gonna do about it? Play e4? Nc3? I ain't scared.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:36:49 2023 No.54150803

>>54150763
Which bank is your money in? If it's in the big 4 it's probably safe cause they're gonna gobble everything up again. Even if it's not, up to 250k of your money is insured by FDIC, but you're gonna wait a while before you get it if your bank goes under

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:36:51 2023 No.54150804 Someone please give me the bobo edit of that dumb Nike advertisement

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:37:53 2023 No.54150815

>>54150361
pro-inflation economists claim that inflation drives demand because you dollar is worth more today than it is tomorrow. therefore, inflation acts to stimulate the economy because it encourages people to spend rather than save. something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:39:37 2023 No.54150836 >>54150776 Yeah..what about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:40:05 2023 No.54150844 >>54150800 Is that albins counter gambit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:42:28 2023 No.54150862 >>54150749 Market participants can request new option strikes from Cboe. You can't, since you're a random retail investor, but you could ask your broker to submit a request to Cboe on your behalf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:42:28 2023 No.54150863 >>54150844 The key is to play badly and not care if you lose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:42:48 2023 No.54150866 >>54150764 Unironically a nothingburger. If things get bad enough, the printing press will run. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:44:26 2023 No.54150883 File: 144 KB, 1235x1220, 1650866143442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >move index casually pushing 200 level

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:44:32 2023 No.54150885 >>54150836 Idk how are you feeling about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:46:27 2023 No.54150905 File: 48 KB, 500x622, 1663139546629564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150883 yeah it is unironically over

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:46:44 2023 No.54150908 you have no idea how long i am

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:47:15 2023 No.54150910
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>>54150844
Nah, albin counter gambit is 1.d4 d5 2.c4 e5. It's a pretty good line for intermediate players and avoids all the regular queen's gambit theory.
>>54150883
Every time there is a hint of bearish movement in comes these big green candles out of nowhere. Extremely irritating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:47:17 2023 No.54150911 Uhhh guys? If the big 4 banks have record inflows, then the smaller banks must have record outflows? ie a bank run ie insolvent

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:48:37 2023 No.54150921 >>54150866 hyperinflation machines go BBBBBRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:49:31 2023 No.54150931 File: 1.74 MB, 640x360, 2193(2)(1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FUTURES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:50:00 2023 No.54150935 what's happening in Europe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:51:56 2023 No.54150952 >all in SOXS I'm fucked aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:53:47 2023 No.54150964 >>54150935 see>>54150931

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:54:26 2023 No.54150969 >>54150952 All-in on anything tends to be a bad sign.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:54:56 2023 No.54150976 >>54150952 you'll be fine, there's literally zero confidence in the market right now but lots of greedy kikes propping things up for as long as possible

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:55:45 2023 No.54150985 File: 326 KB, 1218x750, 1642273756049.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All in puts expiring tomorrow. How fucked am I bobo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:56:44 2023 No.54150995 File: 80 KB, 944x669, v9aydg0tp1331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150910 So you have autism. I have retardation and a poor attitude. If we combine our powers, will anything good come from it? Will women start fucking me?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:56:57 2023 No.54150997

>>54150885
well things could get much worse so of course it could get hammered I've always bought it on dips so I've bought it a few times now and will leverage down if the market gets hammered. I can't time the market for shit so when it goes up it goes up I don't really think about it. My grandfather bought some after 08. Made 50k off of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 07:58:34 2023 No.54151012 >>54150911 I have my money in a local credit union. This is because I despise mega banks and Alphabet companies. I'm sleeping like a champ tonight.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:05:48 2023 No.54151063

>>54150815
That works when people have a surplus of cash sure, but when you don't and you're spending more like you just fomo'd into a mortgage and food is going up people are going to start asking if they really need that 8th streaming subscription or would they rather go out and get some voodoo Cajun fries. If you only count demand as dollars spent vs saved then sure demand goes up, but wages are the last thing to be impacted by inflation so actual consumption will go down eventually

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:08:08 2023 No.54151078 File: 233 KB, 902x1103, 1648011299519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://news.yahoo.com/jpmorgan-says-fed-loans-2-034501837.html Green incoming.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:08:12 2023 No.54151079
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So Credit Suisse is loaning extravagant amount of money because they fucked up in a zero rate environment (wtf?) and that is somehow supposed to be bullish for that bank? How does a bank even fuck up that hard? And if they fucked up during a QE period, how will they ensure profitability now in such a precarious environment? That bank is full of bullshit
I may be a bit of a brainlet but please explain how this is good in any way, shape, or form?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:13:58 2023 No.54151112 File: 121 KB, 1079x628, Screenshot_20230316_011330_MarketWatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:14:06 2023 No.54151113 File: 169 KB, 1029x562, 1678954442588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54150911

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:15:18 2023 No.54151117

>>54150803
>>54150792
>>54151063
thank you for your replies. i use huntington bank. i have well under 250k in savings. i think we are definitely headed for a shift economically and there will be some growing pains but it'll be alright in the end. just remember that they sell fear as a device to pump the economy; don't let the fear eat at your souls bros. the FUD they sell lately including the various "shortages" gets people spending on off-grid living and prepper shit, which may be wise to spend on, i'm not saying otherwise, just trying to state a neutral observation. ultimately if everything's spiraling too much they're probably just going to do more QE and maybe try to introduce a """temporary""" cbdc. i always suspect this shit is all manufactured but i remain optimistic that it's going to be fine. be generous and good to your fellow man : )

they also have new tools available to them to deliberately direct inflation into inert speculative markets such as NFTs, crypto, collectibles, which get pumped up like a balloon while the ordinary consumer market remains relatively untouched. during QE, that is. just some personal speculation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:15:57 2023 No.54151124 >>54150800 >not playing quadruple sacrifice muzio gambit Ngmi

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:17:00 2023 No.54151129

ausbros I just found your r*ddit equivalent to wallstreetbets, asx_bets. It's somehow even worse, everyone there is a mouthbreathing retard treating stocks like horses at the race. tell me, are all aussies this retarded? is gambling culture that prevalent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:17:33 2023 No.54151133 >>54151124 I've played the muzio. The one where you sac like 50 pieces on f7 lol. I don't do good on that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:18:23 2023 No.54151140 >>54151129 You're on the internet, where everything assumes its worst and most extreme form. Go outside bro and leave us autists to do our own stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:18:50 2023 No.54151142 why are we dropping? My newsfeed again isn't working

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:20:54 2023 No.54151153 >>54151140 no. you can be better than this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:21:13 2023 No.54151157 File: 91 KB, 1242x1056, 1678954869758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54151133 Word from /tg/ was that with deep enough supercomputer analysis that line is even

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:23:32 2023 No.54151169 File: 695 KB, 1080x1920, 1678954998532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54151142 Shits fucked in the bond market

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:23:46 2023 No.54151171 >>54151157 Muzio is supposed to be a draw because of repetition from correct play. I'm too stupid for correct play

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:24:36 2023 No.54151175 File: 1.10 MB, 1080x1236, 5bhihculc60a1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149543 BOGLEHEADS NOT LIKE THIS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:24:39 2023 No.54151176 >>54151129 >everyone there is a mouthbreathing retard treating stocks like horses at the race Anon... I..

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:26:22 2023 No.54151186

>CS up 30% on swiss index
I swear to god this market can't get more manipulated.
The worse is CS is known for being a shit bank, and this despite the countless effort to restructure them, and our government doesn't want to let them die. Fuck the SNB and the Budesrat
Alain Berset if you're reading this, get these board management fuckers out already

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:27:26 2023 No.54151192 >>54151169 bonds? K, I just want them to pump, so that I can short from higher. And this for months, up and down up and down. ECB later will be funny, probably pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:33:28 2023 No.54151222 >>54151186 I threw 1k at CS at 1.80 because "too big to fail". My stupidity has been repaid :')

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:36:18 2023 No.54151232

>>54149608
>Anons why are markets pumping? This shit feels so fake
>Dumbass banks.

Reason for yesterdays dump: ((Bloomberg)) interviewed a Saudi (owner of 10% stake in the bank), asking him whether they would provide additional liquidity Credit Suisse, and he said NO.

Reason for todays pump: Swiss National Bank said they WILL provide Credit Suisse with additional liquidity, whatever it takes and believe me, it will be enough.

tl,dr: yesterday it was jews and arabs in collusion, shorting the mountain jews, but they fought back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:36:51 2023 No.54151234 FUCKIN PUMP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:37:30 2023 No.54151239 File: 67 KB, 500x500, FrUGD0YWcAMQipD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54151232 of course kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:38:12 2023 No.54151241 >>54151234 They do as I wish. >>54151232 How can you even fail as a bank at this point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:39:10 2023 No.54151244 >>54151239 Is that real? Christ, this market is fuckin bullshit... but then again it is the national bank, their reserves are realistically endless.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:39:21 2023 No.54151246

>>54151063
honestly bro i don't think the average consoomer who fomos into the mortgage like that thinks ever twice about the 8th streaming subscription or the cajun fries. they spend themselves into oblivion so mindlessly that they actually become a liability to various competing economic overlords because if the retarded consoomers can't pay their debts and can't borrow anymore then the tard economy collapses and the overlords start losing money and run the risk of civil unrest stirring and losing tard allegiances to other overlords, so the overlords do what they can to provide tards with more methods of signing their lives away into debt slavery so the bread and circus show can go on. that's at least how i see it presently

>>54151232
interdasting...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:40:14 2023 No.54151250 File: 143 KB, 1024x762, beautiful mind.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think the rate hike is sufficiently priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:40:25 2023 No.54151254 >>54151222 Yeah I regret not playing it. don't hold too long on it tho. CS is really a shit bank and I am absolutely not confident in their future.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:41:38 2023 No.54151265 >>54151250 What rate hike? The market is forward thinking, you know that (irony)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:43:16 2023 No.54151277 FUCKIN PUMP

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:45:19 2023 No.54151287
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>>54151250
If the FED decides on a 50 bps, then no, the market has failed to price that in. The market is now high on hopium, hoping they will do maximum of 25 bps, with most people thinking that the FED will instead take a neutral stance and skip a hike this time...
Such naivete

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:48:55 2023 No.54151308

>>54151287
they think of the ECB the same too. Instead of 50, 25bps today. That would result in a nice pump, but It probably won't stop the inevitable, just drag it out. They would have to rollback on rates, but if they do that they lose their face. Everyone in the future will then always bet against the central banks. It's list a hostage/blackmail situation on a state level.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:49:43 2023 No.54151314

>>54151287
you give too much credit to the fed. Jerome has proven to be a pussy, and didn't call bullshit on Bostic, who said "rate cut by september lads" and made the market rally.
Before that I was convinced Jerome would stand his ground against the mumutard, but in the end I would rather fight him than stand behind him

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:49:44 2023 No.54151315 >>54151078 Its all fucking monopoly boardgame money at this point what the hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:52:16 2023 No.54151326 We could seriously get a flash crash happening around the summer https://youtu.be/jLfjEMDJubg

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:56:50 2023 No.54151348

>>54150585
Did the rate go down but become more inversed?
>>54151250
The market knows Powell is a cuck and will throw the money printers on if there is any sign of stress, so why would you price it in? We'll be back to 0% interest and QE by year-end and dealing with massive amounts of inflation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:59:06 2023 No.54151361 >>54151348 Yes

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 08:59:19 2023 No.54151363
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>>54151314
I am still maintaining my hopes for Jerome. If they fail to tame the inflation and start cutting the hikes too soon, all their talk about "adamantly bringing the inflation down to 2% at all costs" will have been for nothing and their trustworthiness will have dropped even further than it is now. Hopefully he won't chicken out but only time will tell of course
>>54151308
The ECB are such pussies. If they pussy out now, the inflation will never be tamed in Europe. It's hitting new peaks in many countries and shows no signs of weakness. Fuck the ECB, they are just a significantly worse and slower version of the FED.
You gotta wonder sometimes what these people even do at their jobs. You see the inflation getting out of hand and what, you just stare at the graph and wait until it gets to 10%+ before you start intervening? WTF are these people doing, seriously?
Oh wait, I forgot that these people make so much fuckin money on inflation so of course they won't do anything. Sry for the rant but I am getting real sick of European banks and their policies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:03:43 2023 No.54151398 >>54151186 you can only patch up a sinking ship with duct tape for so long

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:04:11 2023 No.54151402 >>54151363 Powell doesn't work for the people. The central bank is a private entity and serves the wealthy elite. They will absolutely cut rates if their masters tell them to

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:04:28 2023 No.54151404 File: 542 KB, 2160x797, 375DF825-DC2C-421E-9735-F29CBB9419E9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’d school all of you at monopoly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:06:31 2023 No.54151415 File: 88 KB, 1818x150, 714D79FB-D5EA-4F29-8174-90A809D59077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54151404 I’m the top hat mother fuckers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:07:54 2023 No.54151426 Are we fuckin repeating yesterday euro session, seriously...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:09:05 2023 No.54151432 Gold bitcoin and beans is what I’m buying

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:09:21 2023 No.54151437 BEPIS

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:09:52 2023 No.54151443

>>54151363
They are stupid cunts. I live with them in the same city. Fuckin hate this shit building. Now they even want to have a large festival ground for their ECB kid's school. They want to take small gardens (german thing) from private people so they can build it larger, kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:12:49 2023 No.54151466 >>54151415 are you really the top hat anon? (might not apply to burgers I don't know if the legal system is similar to bongs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RczFkYCiXoY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:13:16 2023 No.54151468 File: 31 KB, 423x439, c08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:16:57 2023 No.54151486 File: 197 KB, 567x589, 1647071852885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sector rotation in to tech is not going to end well. Nasdaq diverging from s&p is historically big trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:21:15 2023 No.54151513 Actually again the same. EU is mental, ffs why didn't I hold and short harder, AGAIN!? Can't they leave it stable for a single session?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:22:34 2023 No.54151523 >SPX dumping more than Nasdump what does it mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:28:06 2023 No.54151556 >>54150334 Well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:38:01 2023 No.54151624 File: 32 KB, 407x405, 1678492345304970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are euros doing today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:38:56 2023 No.54151632 File: 1.28 MB, 720x1042, Dont Trust Strangers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I shill AQB to another new anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:39:19 2023 No.54151635 This is boring I'm going back to /pol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:41:11 2023 No.54151645 >>54151635 ok please never come back

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:44:51 2023 No.54151666 >>54151624 Doomping atm, poomping later on ecb. Cause 0,25, I bet. (but I don't buy, i'll just reshort)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:45:01 2023 No.54151668 File: 91 KB, 650x650, 1678854526392651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54149543 My niggas, I hate to say this and I don't want to say this too soon but Credit Suisse Swiss CS CSGN.SW is up bigly. Niggas

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:45:52 2023 No.54151675 >>54151632 wtf the poolwater.. she was wearing shoes and a jacket

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:47:12 2023 No.54151687 >>54151668 BAILED OUT A I L E D O U T

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:47:56 2023 No.54151689 File: 220 KB, 1080x1343, 1650065429403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Elon Musk has said: Lot of current year similarities to 1929 should I be worried or nah?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:49:41 2023 No.54151705 What do I have to do to get immediate buying power after my sell order is filled How am I supposed to trade daily if it takes days to get my buying power to clear

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:50:18 2023 No.54151711
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>JP MORGAN: FEDERAL RESERVE’S EMERGENCY LOAN PROGRAM MAY INJECT AS MUCH AS $2 TRILLION OF FUNDS INTO THE US BANKING SYSTEM AND EASE THE LIQUIDITY CRUNCH
I'm going so much balls deep into TQQQ you have no fucking idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:54:58 2023 No.54151736 >>54151632 I made money on AQB. Not many can say that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:56:53 2023 No.54151751

>>54151513
It doesn't matter, if the ECB raise 0.5 everything will go up, the "markets" will interproot it as bullish, because it means the economy can withstand it and everything's fine.
Credit Sussie imploding? Bullish for something also too.
Thats the clown world we live in right here for the taking. So i'm buying calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 09:58:33 2023 No.54151761 >>54151078 yeah green VIX, nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:00:02 2023 No.54151771 >>54151705 You have to use a margin account then you can't make more then 3 day trades a week unless you have a balance over $25k

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:01:06 2023 No.54151782 January 1923 bread price in Germany: 10 marks. December 1923 bread price in Germany: 10 billion marks if shit keeps hitting the fan like this, prices will go out of control

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:01:56 2023 No.54151790 >>54151771 >land of the free Can’t even put more than 3 trades on

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:04:11 2023 No.54151798 >>54151711 priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:05:10 2023 No.54151802 Bought some Bank of America. Was this a good investment?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:05:55 2023 No.54151808 >>54151751 We will probably moon on any rate. If 0,25 even more, but probably only for a day or a week until reality kicks in, and it doesn't even matter how high they hike, the current rates are still going to crash everything down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:13:08 2023 No.54151859 File: 1.16 MB, 1598x1489, 1668678589677532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this Bing AI integration is great, i'm gonna be so up to date i'll be unstoppable

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:22:14 2023 No.54151916

>>54151802
Depends if you're aware about their 120 bil in unrealized losses.

If you think they can grow despite offering incredibly uncompetitive yields, then maybe its a decent buy. Perhaps people really will swarm into big banks and swap their deposits over out of some bank run fear, even though FDIC just fully insured the latest collapse.
If you think the Fed will tank rates back to zero soon, that'd also be pretty bullish as those unrealized losses vanish.

My opinion is that BAC is too speculative, and if I'm gonna speculate I'd rather buy the bombed out regional banks at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:23:40 2023 No.54151932 >>54151916 Didn't the feds say they would buy back older bonds? Can't see this as anything but Uber bullish

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:26:43 2023 No.54151951

>>54151932
I haven't heard that, but it also doesn't help any unless they buy them back at face value. Considering they trade at a 20% discount, that'd be a huge bailout and massively inflationary for the economy since it'd effectively mean re-financing our 30t federal debt at higher rates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:30:10 2023 No.54151977 Between traveling between coasts and daylight savings time, my body has no idea what time it is. >CREDIT SUISSE DEFAULT SWAPS DROP AFTER SNB’S LIQUIDITY PLEDGE. What's a default swap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:34:59 2023 No.54152007 >>54151689 He listens to Cathie Wood's takes on QE and thinks "wow so true". He's unironically beneath the average /smg/er.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:41:44 2023 No.54152063
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>>54150436
Everyday for me. I hate my job but I hate the hiring/interview process even more. Thankfully it’s WFH and let’s me shit post and watch the market burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:42:42 2023 No.54152071 File: 22 KB, 366x239, krip salt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boil is going under 1 dollar isn't it? We will never see 7 dollars again will we....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:44:44 2023 No.54152090 >>54152071 >buying gas after Biden has declared war on Gas low iq

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:46:30 2023 No.54152104 >>54151632 Jesus is this the beginning of a snuff film?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:47:02 2023 No.54152106 File: 81 KB, 773x523, 1038538-132069611654724-Lance-Roberts_origin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152090 I'll just keep holding until we get the next economic cycle then. I will never realized these loses until then.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:47:51 2023 No.54152110

>>54151689
Elon Musk isn't a dumb guy, but, it is a bit of a stretch that every tech CEO is an expert on everything. They always give their opinion on everything. Economic forecasting is very difficult and not even people who study it their entire lives are able to make very good predictions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:48:00 2023 No.54152111 File: 53 KB, 1280x720, 17BC24B1-737F-4FD0-AC97-9679FB926B38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54151632 What a hateful cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:48:11 2023 No.54152114 >>54151645 Sorry I'm back home do you feel about buying le dip in the banks now faggot?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:49:51 2023 No.54152125

When are next hikes discussed? I recall March 23 as a date. Also, I feel like hikes just wont work. This inflation is coming from sanctions on Russian resources. Just look at other countries that are still connected to Russia. There´s a reason the one most heemed in this deal is Europe.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:53:48 2023 No.54152152
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>>54149543
The VIX will be above 35 next week.
You should be playing UVIX/SVIX.
There will be wild fluctuations in financial services and REITs.
You should be playing DRV/DRN and FAS/FAZ.
Silicon is about to take a big dip and then be the first to recover from the fed rate hike.
You should be playing SOXS/SOXL.
That is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:55:15 2023 No.54152165 File: 339 KB, 1400x1400, D12CE29D-7677-420F-BE47-81C7F322B9C1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152152 I’m playing with myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:57:06 2023 No.54152177 >>54149543 >So why is burry bullish on china again? https://thepostmillennial.com/oregon-high-school-teacher-makes-students-write-essays-on-their-sexual-fantasies?utm_campaign=64470

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:58:35 2023 No.54152191
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When are they going to replace these monkeys with chatgpt?
Surely the content on buzzfeed is of such low quality it can be replaced?
Imagine the money they could make by firing all of them.
Would actually invest in scum websites as this desu. Seems like one of the first jobs to be automated.

Braindead readers won't even notice. Quality can't get any worse.
Brand name is strong

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 10:59:17 2023 No.54152198 >>54152125 22nd. Now that something broke we don't even know if they'll keep raising rates or not yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:00:12 2023 No.54152203 File: 216 KB, 1125x1888, FrTauiQWwAI5DCU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CREDIT SUISSE LOSES EQUITIES HEADS IN ASIA AS EXODUS WORSENS

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:02:24 2023 No.54152217
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>>54152191
>we can't figure out why we're losing money
the problem with chatgpt, to my understanding, is that it's pulling text that other people wrote so there are copyright issues.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:05:33 2023 No.54152239
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>>54152217
Didn't Keanu decide not to have kids because his wife had a still birth and then she died in a car accident shortly after? Yeah, that's certainly fuckin hysterical...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:08:32 2023 No.54152264 >>54152217 Who writes this shiet? And better yet, who reads this garbage? >>54152239 Fuckin hell, yeah "real funny"... these people have no fuckin soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:08:57 2023 No.54152267 >>54152165 You're a funny guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:11:17 2023 No.54152284 >>54150030 Awesome so if I come through the border I can walk right in with no vaccine and get all this free shit in America? Fuck yea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:14:41 2023 No.54152300 File: 164 KB, 711x917, Screenshot_20230316-071210~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152217 >>54152239 Yeah I just confirmed that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:15:00 2023 No.54152302 FUCKIN EU, STOP DROPPING, THEY WANT M TO FOMO IN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:15:02 2023 No.54152303 >BP is singlehandedly putting my portfolio in the red "it's a good stable investment" "It's a favourite with pension funds because of how reliable it is!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:16:22 2023 No.54152311 >>54152217 Sarah Paulson is literally a lesbian lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:22:53 2023 No.54152355 File: 79 KB, 300x300, 1674826970772525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152303 poop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:23:01 2023 No.54152357 File: 792 KB, 280x158, wine2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152300 >>54152311 ha ha

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:24:19 2023 No.54152362 >>54152302 This is reverse phsycology, they’re keeping you from buying now just so they can pump the market later

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:27:05 2023 No.54152390 ahhh shit here we go again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:27:33 2023 No.54152396 >>54151977 You need a Rolex GMT for work reasons

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:30:53 2023 No.54152423 >>54152311 And her gf is 80 years old...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:37:53 2023 No.54152466 >>54152396 I always liked gold rolexes but I would probably look gaudy with one on

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:42:02 2023 No.54152490

>nooo, buy shares, not options, not financial advice!
>sell covered calls? no thanks, diamond hands!
this is the worst part of investing post 2020 where faggots are convinced all call options will get killed yet aren't willing to sell calls themselves. It annoys me to no end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:43:47 2023 No.54152499 >>54152466 That’s the point

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:44:39 2023 No.54152509 Will tech fucking die already? What jew magic is stopping the nasdaq from dropping?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:47:35 2023 No.54152521 >>54149619 >>54149619 Good company, used by every single nursing home I've ever worked with, name brand company for their products a la Smucker's for jelly or Starbucks for coffee

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:49:13 2023 No.54152531 File: 1.23 MB, 998x1080, forcedabortionnarbies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152509 Unlike oil trader chuds, tech investors are optimists

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:49:53 2023 No.54152534 >>54150656 Unironically good opportunity to get some shares. Just don't forget about diversification.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:53:00 2023 No.54152554 >>54152106 >tfw Late Bear Market/Early Recession >market so close to bottoming Feels so good, finna load up

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:56:21 2023 No.54152575
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How much money should I realistically allocate to fucking with covered calls?

I got like 55k. Is it even possible to fuck around with options with under 500 bucks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 11:57:37 2023 No.54152583 >>54152575 yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:01:46 2023 No.54152613 >>54152583 How about long calls and puts? Given the contractual nature is that only for big boys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:05:18 2023 No.54152639 Always so fuckin boring pre announcement

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:06:00 2023 No.54152645 File: 74 KB, 534x680, 1677995910627255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long or short OIL?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:08:10 2023 No.54152665 >>54152645 shlong

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:11:46 2023 No.54152698

>>54152613
Be careful with long puts. Bunch of people bought puts on SVB, and then it halted upon closure and now they can't sell their puts for profit. There's no visible market price to exercise into either, so margin reqs are set to last trade.

It's a rigged game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:12:02 2023 No.54152702 File: 422 KB, 850x850, 1653842611998910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152645 short when it is near 70, long when it is near 60

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:14:05 2023 No.54152724 >>54152698 I don't see a problem there. The state sometimes has to save his citizens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:16:18 2023 No.54152747 >>54152724 yeah, from natural disasters and wars. not fucking retarded banking decisions

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:18:22 2023 No.54152765
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This is for my negro who bought Energyfuels at 5€ and now it's at 4€. You have not been jewed. You are gonna make it.
HODL and if you can, accumulate more. This is it, it will never be cheaper.

Also, for the anon that asked oil long or short: long. Source: trust me bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:18:27 2023 No.54152766 File: 300 KB, 1170x955, 9C37C26D-1EA7-4D1F-ABDB-83398B77451E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] O SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:20:57 2023 No.54152788 >>54152766 That is good for my stocks, so i'm fine with this. Fuck wagies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:22:30 2023 No.54152800 File: 229 KB, 550x550, essex.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152766 lmao

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:22:34 2023 No.54152801

>>54152724
The bank is in receivership, bond portfolio is underwater, equity is a zero.
The problem is that options markets do not function properly when stocks are halted, yet the expiration keeps ticking closer. A more fair system would extend expiry when the underlying is halted, but that's not the current system.

People got fucked shorting RSX into the Ukraine invasion too. Buying puts is one of the easiest situations where you can be right yet still lose anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:26:37 2023 No.54152833 File: 3.16 MB, 3000x1990, 1678200480480329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152702 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:26:39 2023 No.54152834 >>54152766 holy fuck lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:27:03 2023 No.54152839 File: 387 KB, 376x496, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152509 Tech is taking over banker's jobs, anon. AI will replace those retards that don't understand shit and don't even know what interest rate is.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:28:55 2023 No.54152856

>>54152801
>54152801
The options aren't inherently linked to the stock. They are a seperate bet on time in regards to the underlying asset/market with another actor, I'd argue. The institution from which you can buy options can't take the risk on them, that the market is being halted. Halts are a buyer's risk.

I hope I could somehow convey what I want to say, I'm nonnative.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:30:39 2023 No.54152869 Why is the US government so invested in what social media platform people use?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:31:05 2023 No.54152876
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Noob here
Was pretty sure credit suisse would pump so i put a buy order when markets were closed
Now i wake up to see it did pump but I'm somehow in the red because this retarded ass thing bought very high
Am i correct to think everyone else thought the same i did, put in orders pre-market opening, so when it did open all those orders made the price momentarily soar, which was when this stupid thing had my order go through?
Is there any point in putting orders when the market is closed when shit like this can happen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:32:53 2023 No.54152896 >>54152856 >>54152801 *Halts are a buyers risk, because time is the buyer's risk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:33:17 2023 No.54152903 File: 643 KB, 807x544, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54152869 it's a mystery

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:33:47 2023 No.54152911 >>54152869 social/cultural engineering?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:34:57 2023 No.54152922 >>54152876 >noobs doing market orders Ah, to be young again.

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:35:41 2023 No.54152932

>>54152876
Thanks for playing. Just kidding. Either buy in the last minute pre closing or wait it out. If you make orders for market opening, your broker will almost always be too late. No clue how that works; how others orders come through earlier causing that pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:35:59 2023 No.54152935 >>54152876 kek, that is the exact same mistake I have made when starting out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:36:09 2023 No.54152936 >>54152876 this is the risk of placing market orders instead of limit orders. Literally anything can happen during a low volume period like premarket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:38:12 2023 No.54152963 >getting suicide hotline ads on marketwatch What did they mean by this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:38:23 2023 No.54152966 >>54152766 Oh sorry am I being punished? yeah you're gonna have to talk to my union rep lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:38:29 2023 No.54152969 Where the fuck is the data on initial jobless claims?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:39:19 2023 No.54152976 >>54152922 Thats the only way to buy stocks anon. You buy them in the market. Hence the stock "market" there is no other way to buy them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:39:21 2023 No.54152977 File: 1.67 MB, 320x162, 1339226797624.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:39:53 2023 No.54152985 >>54152963 Anecdotally when the topic of stocks last came up at work about a month ago, the office normies were bullish on bank stocks. So it might be kind of warranted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:40:01 2023 No.54152987 new thread >>54152982

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:40:43 2023 No.54152998

>>54152856
>Halts are a buyer's risk.
I agree with this, but it's still why I'd avoid buying puts in general. Halts are always linked with major declines.
As I said, it's a rigged game.

What reason is there for SVB to remain halted at this point?
There is free OTC trading on FNMA, and that got taken over by the government 15 years ago. Those are also worthless slips of paper, like SIVB.

Halts are a violation of the idea of a free market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:41:21 2023 No.54153013 >>54152976 No, you stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:41:53 2023 No.54153016 DAX 15000 EOD, let's goooooooo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:43:59 2023 No.54153043 >>54152998 Yeah, that's true. Didn't think about that. It only really happens on crashes.... Although, it happened with the Nickel Pump too. But more oftenly on heavy selling. >Halts are a violation of the idea of a free market. Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:45:03 2023 No.54153055 Wtf I just missed that small sudden DAX crash, wtf just happened there, lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 12:56:51 2023 No.54153171 >>54152702 Which oil? WTI? Brent? What? When people say the price of oil, which one do they mean?

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 13:02:39 2023 No.54153241

>>54152869
Because that is where their voter base is. Also, believe it or not, Governments have a problem these days keeping a shared reality in their country. A shithole like Russia or China can influence more than just votes.
They can and probably soon will write a chatbot for every single participant on the internet to reinforce their stupid ideas, say trans people or flat earthers, so they think their ideas have merit. A USA that can't get to a consensus about reality ends in mistrust and hopefully civil unrest.
In China for example there is only one reality, CCP is great and all things bad are done by the USA. That is the shared common reality, and i argue it's important to have one, even if it's slightly wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 13:02:57 2023 No.54153244 >>54153171 Just go with WTI through an ETF. As long as you buy crude they're not really that different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 13:03:48 2023 No.54153256 File: 122 KB, 1920x1080, 1649652241615420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54153171 Price is barrel of brent usually.

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