/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54146771]

He Tried To Warn Us edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.54146793]

>>54146771
first.

[Anonymous No.54146800]

if anyone has any more emo bobos please share them <3

[Anonymous No.54146801]

Buy big banks.
Panic is overrated.
Avoid shitty banks.

[Anonymous No.54146805]

also, based MSFT >>54146668

[Anonymous No.54146809]

Oil sissies , i need some hopium please

[Anonymous No.54146824]

[Anonymous No.54146825]

>>54146805
>Bender recommends that users “never accept AI medical advice, legal advice, psychotherapy,” or other sensitive applications of AI
nofunallowed.jpg

[Anonymous No.54146829]

>>54146805
nobody needs 11 right? Considering you have to finagle with your computer bios to get it probably? Like we can all pretend that doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.54146831]

>>54146801
wat do wen big banks also shitty banks

[Anonymous No.54146837]

>>54146319
First for stop eating goyslop, gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you, get sunlight and fuck 3d girls and stop buying bags above 3750

[Anonymous No.54146835]

>>54146809
Buy some fucking DRIP and quit bitching.
My GUSH went down, so I bought at 100 and sold some DRIP.

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54146838]

>>54146805
based poos having zero regard for tranny ethics meme-ing and putting data science trannies in their place
>oH sHiD gUyS, i tHiNk ChAtGpT jUsT bEcAmE sEnTiEnT

[Anonymous No.54146839]

boglebros WW@?

[Anonymous No.54146842]

>>54146831
Call the Banking Clan

[Anonymous No.54146847]

from here on out i am buying september SPY puts every 1%+ green day (if there are any)

[Anonymous No.54146848]

>>54146801
It'll continue to bleed into next week unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.54146853]

>Tfw America never became a land of yeoman farmers where everyone owned a their own land and only worked for themselves
Fuck Hamilton

[Anonymous No.54146859]

are we having fun yet?

[Anonymous No.54146860]

Burazāzu, it is always better to lose your money yourself, rather than employing services of a mutual fund manager to lose it for you.

[Anonymous No.54146862]

>>54146809
Either the tech trannies are wrong or the oil princesses are wrong. Because they are pricing in opposite things if you believe financial media.

[Anonymous No.54146867]

How long until peak fear?

[Anonymous No.54146870]

>>54146829
Unironically, Windows peaked with XP service pack 2. The only good 64-bit Windows is 7 Pro. Windows 10 is when they started to introduce advertising on the platform, and is annoying. Windows 11 is consistently shitty.

[Anonymous No.54146874]

>>54146800

[Anonymous No.54146875]

>>54146839

[Anonymous No.54146881]

>>54146847
I miss these kinds of schizo sci-fi illustrations

[Anonymous No.54146884]

>>54146867
4 months

[Anonymous No.54146890]

It's a good time to buy a little SVIX. Not too much, just a little.
You don't want to miss the bottom of it.

[Anonymous No.54146892]

>>54146800
Yes post emo boobs

[Anonymous No.54146894]

>>54146867
Two to four weeks after the rate hike at FOMC is my guess

[Anonymous No.54146896]

>>54146870
>Windows peaked with
2000

[Anonymous No.54146903]

>>54146771
South park had it right.
https://youtu.be/wz-PtEJEaqY
https://youtu.be/-DT7bX-B1Mg

[Anonymous No.54146922]

>>54146894
>two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54146923]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54146928]

>tfw Hamilton is talking about creating a "temporary" central bank

[Anonymous No.54146929]

>>54146824
Imagine buying the top of everything, then bitching when you're underwater lmao, governments are the banker's bitch

[Anonymous No.54146938]

>>54146922
Two to four weeks is the American attention span. Remember the east Palestine train derailment? Yeah everyone already forgot

[Anonymous No.54146940]

>>54146867
End of September - Early October

[Anonymous No.54146941]

>>54146829
>>54146870
Windows is so shit these days I'd pick Mac OS over it if I couldn't use Linux or play vidya

[Anonymous No.54146949]

>>54146938
There is only one thing We Will Never Forget

[Anonymous No.54146954]

>>54146842
Call the Techno Union

[Anonymous No.54146955]

>>54146444
>>54146425
>>54146378
im /fit/ but don't want to be social. i lift, play vidja, shit post and swing trade. do i just invite the zoomers to my place to watch netflix? im 29 btw and can make women laugh. it's just being around people drains the shit out of me quickly and i turn into a autistic zombie and dont talk.

[Anonymous No.54146958]

>>54146809
Stay the course
SPR will run out in two more weeks
Ch*na is re-opening
We Will Build Back Better

[Anonymous No.54146963]

>>54146949
The Maine?

[Anonymous No.54146965]

>>54146949
The fappening?

[Anonymous No.54146967]

Reminder this just happened a few hours ago. Its up afterhours but this isnt over.

[Anonymous No.54146970]

>>54146954
forgot link

[Anonymous No.54146978]

>>54146967
Is that a tranny in their advertisement?

[Anonymous No.54146980]

>>54146967
>"Weighing options"
>Implying they have a choice

[Anonymous No.54146982]

>>54146970
lmao goddamn I'm going to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

[Anonymous No.54146986]

>>54146771
Credit Sussy about to get its Credit Bussy raped

[Anonymous No.54146994]

>>54146967
Oh never mind, thats just a jewish woman.

[Anonymous No.54146999]

>>54146967
Begging my ancestors for a proper financial crisis
I want CHEAP SHARES

[Anonymous No.54147002]

>>54146986
SIRS ANONS!

[Anonymous No.54147003]

>>54146949
Pearl Harbor?

[Anonymous No.54147018]

Sirs?

[Anonymous No.54147039]

>>54146949
January 6th?

[Anonymous No.54147045]

>>54147018
don't forget to hedge your hedges

[Anonymous No.54147050]

>>54146949
Biden pooping his pants meeting the Pope?

[Anonymous No.54147053]

the dollar is about to dump btw

[Anonymous No.54147056]

JEPI and SPXS

[Anonymous No.54147060]

>>54146955
I'm pretty introverted and hate people so much it's unreal. It takes practice and then it gets easier.

>just stop caring pepe.jpg

Once you know you can smash and don't care if they say no then it gets really easy to act like an extroverted retard.

Matthew 25:29 if you are a religious guy (I am not) but this verse has been applied to economics (matthews law economics) and also can be applied to dating

Things that succeed/work attract attention/success like a magnet

Anyways in general I always would suggest offering the girl a public first encounter for coffee drinks or food. I've had a lot of success taking them bowling. Inviting someone or asking someone to go to their house is sketchy in 2023

[Anonymous No.54147072]

>>54147053
But it's still worth a dollar

[Anonymous No.54147082]

What happened to Rockers Goytube channel? Did he an hero or did he defect to mossad?

[Anonymous No.54147088]

>>54147018
Whats that mean? I buy a CDS and am guaranteed 5% of my money in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.54147092]

>>54146801
Bear sterns will be fine.

[Anonymous No.54147101]

>>54147072
ain't no crash with DXY dumping pardner

[Anonymous No.54147108]

>>54147053
https://youtu.be/1oXfe55MVd8

[Anonymous No.54147111]

>>54146999
Checked, it's happening. We will aquire intergenerational wealth
>>54146955
>just netflix a zoomette?
Yes but grab her by the hair and finger in pooper as soon as she's through the door, this is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.54147113]

>>54146870
For me, the peak was Win7

>start menu search
>non-meme security/stability
>more convenient control panel / task manager

10 is botnet but as an actual OS it's fine (IF you got the non-cattle version that lets you turn off ads, and you skip the make web account step)

[Anonymous No.54147118]

>>54147082
He drunk rambled about its existence to a friends wife who then spent several months looking for it supposedly before actually finding it and he panic deleted it because he couldn't stand his irl acquaintances knowing he disliked minorities and was really into a dude he met online.

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54147134]

>>54146949
7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!
>7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!
7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!
>7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!
7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!
>7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!

[Anonymous No.54147139]

>>54146824
Rate hikes hit the wrong target (banks, tech companies, VC funds). The elite will get bailed out.

Rate hikes will continue until they hit the right target - your WFH job, depressed wages.

[Anonymous No.54147141]

>>54147118
lol sauce?
I hope he comes back. Next case of goyhop juice is on me, Rocker

[Anonymous No.54147146]

Which direction are Yields.... going to go?

[Anonymous No.54147156]

>>54147146
Up please. I want cheap tech shares.

[Anonymous No.54147160]

>>54146949
The Emillio

[Anonymous No.54147165]

is this shit gonna meme? should I gamble some money?

[Anonymous No.54147166]

>>54147146
Probably crab. I sold half my TMF may calls today. We will probably get a 25bps hike but this will be offset by people buying the bonds as the markets eat shit

[Anonymous No.54147169]

>>54147141
>>53998790

[Anonymous No.54147174]

>>54146771
Bobos have been saying the next collapse is imminent since 2008.

They were always wrong. This is no different, and the consistent lack of a rational bobo thesis to back their absurd claims is proof.

[Anonymous No.54147177]

>>54147165
Eeeeewww

[Anonymous No.54147180]

Tell me you bought calls, right? You didn’t fall for that fake market sell off, right?

[Anonymous No.54147181]

>>54146809
I'm buying because there's blood in the streets EVEN WHEN THE BLOOD IS MINE

they will never stop Energy Chads

[Anonymous No.54147188]

>>54146949
hitler dindu nuffin?

[Anonymous No.54147189]

>>54147146
To the right

[Anonymous No.54147196]

>>54147174
>Bobos have been saying the next collapse is imminent since 2008.

>They were always wrong. This is no different, and the consistent lack of a rational bobo thesis to back their absurd claims is proof.

[Anonymous No.54147197]

>>54147174
Lololol
>banks failing and borrowing from each other is good for economy

[Anonymous No.54147213]

>>54147174
The 18th largest bank in America and the largest Swiss bank have collapsed in the last week bro...........

[Anonymous No.54147214]

>>54147169
lmfao idgaf that he deleted all the past videos, he should just start posting on a different platform and obviously stop being such a faggot

[Anonymous No.54147224]

>>54146955
>>54146955
>>54147060
>act like an extroverted retard.
i know how to act like this. most of the men in my family are like this. i don't want to be like that.
>>54147060
>a public first encounter for coffee drinks or food
what if they're women that have seen me at the gym for months? do i still have to take them out? can i invite them over for yoga which i unironically do every day?

[Anonymous No.54147227]

>>54147174
>SVB, FRC, and now Credit fucking Suisse collapse in the span of a week
>This is no different

[Anonymous No.54147236]

I am connected at a big bank and know the deetz of what happened at Signature Bank. Jews jewing Jews LOL

[Anonymous No.54147238]

>>54147118
When im just drunk I just ramble about my cock size and want to fight

[Anonymous No.54147250]

Also hop on board the SQQQ train before its too late tardos

[Anonymous No.54147259]

>>54147134
How's your portfolio doing scoopsie? Was a bit worried about you. Do you think all this will pass? Honor posting with you friend.

[Anonymous No.54147262]

>>54147236
I am Jewish with zero insider connections. Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.54147265]

>>54147236
Nobody expected Jew Warfare.

[Anonymous No.54147280]

>>54147196
>>54147197
>>54147213
>>54147227
Credit suisse will be bailed out, it hasnt died and you're a fool for not buying calls.
>inb4 but CS is shit
Yes it's a shit bank but it's not dead yet and buying calls now is FREE MONEY. I'm not saying hold it long term.

[Anonymous No.54147286]

>>54147236
I was just under the assumption that if one bank had really bad hedging practices, they all do because hiring practices are highly incestuous. All the same people are probably bouncing around these companies at a high level.

[Anonymous No.54147289]

short Big Tech

[Anonymous No.54147291]

>>54147224
Are you being intentionally obtuse? Are you actually a virgin? Have you talked to women before?

1. Ask them out to coffee or a restaurant
2. Ask them to a movie or mini golf or bowling or something and ask simple questions like “what are you into?” blah blah chit chat
3. Ask them on another date and at the end of the 3rd date you ask if they want to come over or go to her place to watch something specific (her choice on whether to go to yours or hers)
4. Slip your tiny peepee into her floppy vagina when she least expects it
5. Play minecraft with her, murder her in minecraft, bury the body
6. Leave

[Anonymous No.54147297]

Sauted mumutard prolapsed anus with onions and shiitake. Rare please Catherine.

[Anonymous No.54147299]

>>54147174
This opinion is correct. Biden told me the banks are safe. I trust my President, who I voted for. I believe in my government.

[Anonymous No.54147307]

>>54147196
Ehem, this is.... le big one

[Anonymous No.54147313]

>>54147224
You have to develop your own game/style and whatever works for you. If you aren't confident they are going to smell it out and it will bomb.

I would escalate by inviting her to food/coffee whatever. On the date talk about how you do yoga. All bitches like yoga so then you escalate again and invite her to your place for yoga at that point. Once she is at your place you 100% have to make an attempt at fucking (it will almost always work at this point/she wouldn't have come over if she wouldn't). If you don't make an attempt she is gonna think you are a beta fag and it's over.

Girls always act like they won't fuck in the first date. I'll always say stuff like
>hey wanna go watch a movie at your place (smile don't be autistic you are implying sexxxoooo)
>ugh I don't fuck on the first date
>Yeah no pressure either way
>she fucks on the first date

[Anonymous No.54147320]

>>54147280
Not buying your dirty bags jew.

[Anonymous No.54147322]

>>54147299
Way to trust the science ma'am.

[Anonymous No.54147337]

I'm going insane

[Anonymous No.54147338]

>>54147280
Ill make sure to send this to Uncle Bullard. If its time to buy calls it sure is time to raise 50 bps.

[Anonymous No.54147339]

>>54147320
Screencapping all these shitposts once CS is bailed out and you all cope about it on 4chan :)

[Anonymous No.54147340]

>>54147291
Step 5 sounds based, the rest sounds boring af i'd rather be playing OOTP 23

[Anonymous No.54147344]

>>54147224
>>54147291
>>54147313
thanks but fuck all that. im going to a strip club instead.

[Anonymous No.54147364]

>>54147339
CS isnt the domino to be watching. Sad you dont know what one it is.

[Anonymous No.54147367]

I'm tempted to slurp. This bank stuff is overblown and will be mostly forgotten soon, I think. America is still heading for a reasonably soft landing. Things aren't this bad.

[Anonymous No.54147372]

>>54147286
there's a wide range of how banks are run as far as LCRs and true unrealized losses

[Anonymous No.54147373]

>GUSH
Holy shit, I had no idea

[Anonymous No.54147374]

CRAB CRAB CRAB CRABC CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB. CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB LRAB CRAB CRBA KRAB CRAP
>why cant I break out?

[Anonymous No.54147386]

>>54147367

[Anonymous No.54147389]

>>54147337
same holy shit

[Anonymous No.54147388]

>>54147291
I would not suggest a movie. Absolute shit first date because the first date should be a lot of talking instead of autistically sitting beside a stranger in silence

Mini golf or bowling or just walk around a park are all more legit.

>3rd date
Boomer advice. Shoot your shot on the first date. If she hasn't fucked by the second date you are wasting time. She will literally think you are the biggest bitch on earth and I doubt you will even make it to a third date if you haven't made a move by that point.

[Anonymous No.54147391]

>>54147374
Have you tried injecting liquidity?

[Anonymous No.54147403]

TOTAL NAFO TRANNY DEATH

[Anonymous No.54147402]

>>54147367
If we get one more leg down in big banks from they shitty ones going tits up, I'll slurp.

[Anonymous No.54147409]

>Rape hikes finally tard wrangle the kikes and brings the banks to a state of normalcy
>we get our soft landing and and only suffer a short recession
>collapse all the European and Asian banks leaving America once again as the only safe option
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

I AM A REAL AMERICAN~

[Anonymous No.54147410]

cash gang will still be cash gang at the next ATH

[Anonymous No.54147412]

>>54146771
>We should’ve listened to Old Hickory
Picrel

[Anonymous No.54147413]

>>54147388
Woah, look at this stud muffin and it’s spacing. I sure hope muh lady enjoys the fedora I bought for the picnic in the park

[Anonymous No.54147421]

>>54147367
I'm a bear and I don't give a fuck about the bank stuff. Fomc next week. Rate hike. Inflation is still bad

[Anonymous No.54147432]

>>54147388
If she fucks on the first date, you will get an STD

And I didn’t say movie on first date you illiterate nigger

[Anonymous No.54147434]

>>54147412
Notice the rubbing hands even back then

[Anonymous No.54147439]

>>54147421
I'm a bull and I believe the same. I just cheap stocks.

[Anonymous No.54147443]

>>54147374

[Anonymous No.54147444]

credit sisses bailed in
minor bump by the fed and a pause
contagion is controlled and all depositors paid back...jesus christ tomorrow will be a limit up..

[Anonymous No.54147448]

>>54147374
Check this W

[Anonymous No.54147447]

>>54147421
Anon, inflation is down from 100% to 99.9% it is essentially defeated mission accomplished banners are being hung tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54147453]

>>54147389
join the club fren

the line between genius and madness…

[Anonymous No.54147454]

>>54146801
Why would I make 5% gains with JPM and BAC when I can make 50% gains with garbage like FRC and Comerica that will rebound so long as they aren't insolvent

[Anonymous No.54147464]

If you are a bull itt how to you feel about buying the market at 18x earnings with the market literally pricing in NO GROWTH for like the next year, and that's not even if we have a bad recession not this soft landing fantasy bullshit. 18x earnings would put the valuations at very expensive historically.

[Anonymous No.54147467]

>>54147421
Jpow has no choice but to raise .25bps if he pauses and has to explain he will 100% fuck up and FUD the markets about what’s going on behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.54147471]

>>54147448
what was the $210k to $110k drop?

[Anonymous No.54147472]

>>54147410
you're coping because you know we are heading down I'm yelling timbaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.54147482]

>>54146771
>Jefferson

[Anonymous No.54147484]

Baking!

[Anonymous No.54147488]

Behold your memestocks of yesteryear

[Anonymous No.54147495]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/CqGOwGQtCFk

[Anonymous No.54147494]

>>54147464
If you're a bear itt post portfolio so I can see your puts and shorts

[Anonymous No.54147496]

>>54147432
I fucked double digit girls raw last year and I've never had an std. I dunno just don't fuck chicks that like black guys and you will be fine

[Anonymous No.54147498]

Can someone give me the Bobo nike add edit that says "Check the Price" asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.54147499]

>>54147472
not really, i'm not very bullish at the moment, but my money is locked and loaded and what's the way it needs to be, because cash is TOO COMFY

[Anonymous No.54147502]

>>54147488
Pic related
>>54147448
I remember seeing this in real time. You were heavily in FAANG right?

[Anonymous No.54147505]

>>54147494
post my dick into your mouth biatch

[Anonymous No.54147507]

Please be careful

I’ve been seeing a lot of young, seemingly naive people become interested in trading stocks over the last few years.

While it’s a great thing that more people are getting into investing, there is a LOT of shady shit going on out here and a LOT of really bad information. I’m seeing a lot of people led astray by it all.

As a hard and fast rule, do not take financial advice from people on the internet. This includes the shit like Motley Fool and Jim Cramer, and all the scumbags with patreons and blogs that want to convince you that you can make 1k a week day trading if you just subscribe to their shit and do what they do. You should be taking everything I’m saying with a big grain of salt too.

I have seen far too many people fall victim to it. They get hypnotized and see nothing but dollar signs. They don’t understand the risks they’re taking, and they get burned.

Understand this… every time you trade, you are competing with the MASSIVE investment firms out there that have entire teams of qualified analysts picking apart every little detail. They are smart, they are fast, and they’ve got teams all over the world watching shit unfold 24/7.

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

It is extremely difficult to keep up as an active investor and consistently outperform the market on your own.

Certainly still possible for you to do well. Maybe you’re just that good, or maybe you’re just lucky. Just remember that if you’re going to generate outperforming returns, you’re probably taking on a lot of risk.

The best thing most of us can do is walk into a fidelity or a Charles Schwab and let them handle your portfolio for you.

Sorry for the Ted talk, I just thought it really needed to be said.

[Anonymous No.54147508]

>>54147448
>that -50% candle in 2022

[Anonymous No.54147511]

>>54147499
oh I misread you I'm in cash too besides a sprinkle of SQQQ. been that way since nov 2021

[Anonymous No.54147516]

I was in an airplane all day, how'd it go today?

[Anonymous No.54147521]

>>54147494
Jesus christ, democrats are fucking retarded. What size dilator do you use?

[Anonymous No.54147523]

>>54147507
>tl;dr

[Anonymous No.54147536]

>>54147494
Ignore the TMF. I started selling it today

[Anonymous No.54147538]

>>54147507
>The best thing most of us can do is walk into a fidelity or a Charles Schwab and let them handle your portfolio for you.
sounds expensive, would rather just buy VOO

[Anonymous No.54147542]

>>54147507
you can just say DCA into low cost index funds instead of that whole whatever

[Anonymous No.54147543]

>>54147471
Down payment for my house. I spent the next 6 months going around and spending a stupid amount of money at pottery barn buying all the stupid shit my wife wanted. Things finally calmed down so I can start stacking again

[Anonymous No.54147547]

>>54147507
No shit they all talk to each other irl and on Bloomberg terminal and give each other their “plays”. As long as is not inside info and they’re just talking “strategies” with one another there’s nohing illegal about that anon.

[Anonymous No.54147558]

>>54147344
sorry they didn't understand your question anon - for what its worth i got it, i just dont have an answer for you

[Anonymous No.54147561]

>>54147464
This.

I'm watching 5 companies right now. All of them are at ATHs. Some even went up every single day. None of them have suffered this slightest from this Banking stuff, it makes me so angry that I will never get a chance to own some of the companies that I really want.

[Anonymous No.54147581]

>>54147516
Kangaroo bullshit again

[Anonymous No.54147583]

>>54147464
This may seem crazy, but it's possible to be bullish without wanting to buy SPY.
It's actually possible to buy individual stocks, including some not even included in the S&P.

There's always a bull market somewhere.

[Anonymous No.54147588]

Uh.... bros

[Anonymous No.54147594]

Anyone else been averaging into SOXL for like a year? My average is 28 right now and I'm up to about 600 shares

[Anonymous No.54147596]

>>54147289
I am and i'm getting beheemed

[Anonymous No.54147597]

>3dpd posting is smg
fucking shit mate what the fuck Im just trying to make some cash money

[Anonymous No.54147606]

>>54147453
I haven't slept more than 2 hours since SVB went down. I think im about to get fired because my boss thinks im on drugs

[Anonymous No.54147614]

I used to be a bobo but then i realized they will never let a real bobo market happen because boomers will riot and flip their shit so now I just mumu but on easy does it mode
The problem with mumus is they’re fuckwits who will charge at a dumb faggot waving his faggot cape or literally anything

tl;dr - You gotta be a mumu, but just be a cool, chill nigga mumu

[Anonymous No.54147626]

>>54147606
Same fren. I should probably do more work tomorrow. Set a VIX alarm and try to go about your day.

[Anonymous No.54147627]

>>54147494
roast my puts

[Anonymous No.54147629]

>>54147614
ChatGPT wrote this.

[Anonymous No.54147635]

>>54147583

[Anonymous No.54147634]

>>54147507
reddit space san. you know what they say. the best teacher is experience.

[Anonymous No.54147639]

Hello I'm channelling my vibe energy to bring the markets down and I hope you will join me

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.54147645]

>>54147507
tl;dr faggot, go back
buy green, sell red
live fast or die trying, pussy

[Anonymous No.54147646]

>>54147581
looks like things are spreading to europe. might be our next financial crisis huh?

[Anonymous No.54147648]

>>54147166
Pro gamer move

[Anonymous No.54147657]

You are doing damage to your brain in a way worse than chronic alcoholism when you watch anime

[Anonymous No.54147661]

>>54147629
A nigger faggot wrote this

[Anonymous No.54147662]

>>54147639
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Badass

[Anonymous No.54147664]

I am financially BORED

[Anonymous No.54147672]

NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/kqLzrCNDiU0

[Anonymous No.54147676]

>>54147657
Thank God I’m a drunk and not some faggot weeb

[Anonymous No.54147677]

>>54147596
Tech thinks rate hikes are going to pause or "pivot". Spoiler... the market is wrong

[Anonymous No.54147680]

>>54147344
>>54147558
thank you, anon. i just never liked the idea of trading my time pretending to be interested in what a woman has to say for a chance to sleep with her. i put up with that in my early 20s but fuck that. i'll keep banging strippers.

[Anonymous No.54147681]

>>54147672
Kek are chuds still mad about this?

[Anonymous No.54147694]

Im all in SOXS banking on a friday doompa before going back into SOXL, how absolutely heemed am I gonna get?

[Anonymous No.54147704]

>>54147680
go for a practice gf. mine is a 7/10 but extremely sweet, loves me, and will do literally anything for me

[Anonymous No.54147710]

Is there a catch to these CDs on fidelity? I'm not very good at investing, so 5% APY is actually really good to me.
And apparently I can buy this on margin, is there any risk? I've tried to research this, and it doesn't seem like there should be any risk of losing, just the risk of not making as much as I could have if rates go up. And I guess CDs are not the smartest idea when banks are kind of going tits up left and right. But still, if I can buy double my networth of 5% APY CDs on margin, then I'm almost keeping up with government approved inflation numbers.
Also, they don't lay it out explictly, but 5.0 "Coupon" does mean 5%, right? It's not 0.5%?
I need to find out how I can hire someone to answer basic questions like this for me...

[Anonymous No.54147712]

>>54147494
Not up to today's date, but here go. Mind you I don't have the stones to go full bear, but I did think the eternal crabbing was highly suspect and so I sold these calls accordingly some time ago. I then had to eternally roll them like a retard for quite some time, but now they're paying off in spades with, to no one's particular surprise, banks being corrupt pieces filth and speculating wildly with money that never belonged to them to begin with.

[Anonymous No.54147713]

>>54147364

[Anonymous No.54147719]

>>54147681
Its just shows the hubris of the current democrat party. Im glad they stole the election, hard to blame brumph when Bidens in office when this shit goes in the toilet. Free meme material from the democrats is always a good day :)

[Anonymous No.54147724]

[Anonymous No.54147727]

>>54147710
regional banks are higher risk now

[Anonymous No.54147736]

>>54147694
I had the exact same thought earlier this evening. Let’s just say I have never made money in the stock market.
>past performance does not dictate future results

[Anonymous No.54147738]

>>54147710
Buying a CD on margin?

[Anonymous No.54147739]

If I'm too retarded to figure out how Greeks, P/E, float, EPS, and earnings work can I just use practical logic to trade stocks with easy stuff like supply and demand or market share? Like say a company is doing great with a product in demand. However a combination of temporary abnormal conditions that one would reasonably never expect to happen again fucks up their supply chain or whatever and tanks their stock. I could reasonably expect the company to rebound and thus I would buy this stock and make money. Is there anything inherently bad about this strategy?

[Anonymous No.54147754]

>>54147739
First you have to learn to use periods

[Anonymous No.54147755]

>>54147727
nice try shlomo

[Anonymous No.54147761]

You’d have to be fucken retarded to think any important banks will have any issues.
Biggest overreaction since oil in 2020.

[Anonymous No.54147766]

>>54147727
Your people would say that...

[Anonymous No.54147776]

>>54147280
>it hasn't died
Its been dead

[Anonymous No.54147780]

>>54147710
Margin means a loan. You're going to have to pay interest on your excess position.

[Anonymous No.54147783]

don't mind me just outperforming the market

[Anonymous No.54147784]

>>54147738
Apparently, yeah.
Also, I guess this screen answers my 5%/0.5% question.

[Anonymous No.54147788]

>>54147727
Holy shit, an honest kike.....

[Anonymous No.54147793]

Help bros, how do I trade?

[Anonymous No.54147799]

>>54147710
also as far as basic questions you can literally call fidelity fixed income and they will. be prepared to hold because i imagine those lines are pretty busy right now with people buying t bills

[Anonymous No.54147803]

>>54147561
DOLE is one ain't it?

[Anonymous No.54147804]

>>54147783
..image was supposed to be upside down..

[Anonymous No.54147806]

>>54147761
This. Calm down everybody. I'm buying Bear Sterns at this level. They will be fine.

[Anonymous No.54147811]

>general is getting super bullish
You know what that means don't you /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54147812]

>>54147280
>Slow bleed out until it failed
I have 0 confidence that the risk is worth the potential reward

[Anonymous No.54147816]

>>54147755
>>54147766
>>54147788
odd meme considering regional banks are almost exclusively owned by jews. i'm sure there are exceptions but certainly none that I know of.

[Anonymous No.54147821]

>>54147793
try options

[Anonymous No.54147827]

>>54147739
Take the time to learn the essentials of P/E, float, EPS and what a 10-k is and how to read it you REALLY need to learn these things.. Learn the basics of options last since derivatives are a whole other level of Jewish

[Anonymous No.54147828]

>>54147704
>go for a practice gf.
that shit is evil lol. i'd end up feeling bad and just marry her. also, a good rule i follow is to only have sex with a woman that if you were to get them pregnant, you won't be ashamed to admit it. although it seems like your practice gf might be in that category.

[Anonymous No.54147829]

>>54147811
Don't mess with us you chud

[Anonymous No.54147830]

>>54147739
Kinda. The Greek shit is largely overrated but "logic" is the wrong word. Nothing is logical at all but if you are schizo or practice you can just get a feel for when things are fake and gay and what type of fake or gay the line is going to do more times than not

I largely trade just based on macro events.. cpi, fomc, rate hikes and on resistance levels being tested. If it crabs and bounces of a top over and over its probably going down. If it bounces off a bottom over and over its probably going up.

[Anonymous No.54147833]

>>54147811
YWNBAW?

[Anonymous No.54147838]

>>54147403
Anon got redeemed

[Anonymous No.54147839]

>>54147639
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54147848]

>>54147793
see those 2 spots where it went up?
You should have sold there
Don’t worry, mine looks very similar, but you know what they say - Quitters never win! Chin up, bud. You’ll get ‘em next time.

>>54147727
pic rel

[Anonymous No.54147859]

I am long FRC

[Anonymous No.54147860]

>>54147816
Rise above your last post to see the truth funny jewish man

[Anonymous No.54147861]

>>54147639
The bull energy is too strong for any sustained downward movement. We're gonna have a silly crab again

[Anonymous No.54147863]

>>54147828
yeah she's turning out to be okay so might have to put a baby in her.

[Anonymous No.54147864]

>>54147811
start posting vids again or you’re dead to me

[Anonymous No.54147867]

>>54147784
I’ve never heard of buying a CD on margin since it’s literally a cash deposit like a bond. I don’t use fidelity but is it asking if you want to use your cash trading account or margin trading account if you have both?

[Anonymous No.54147869]

imagine you are nigr

[Anonymous No.54147875]

>>54147860
wasn't that guy in the picture a jew?

[Anonymous No.54147881]

>>54147859
>when you make the wrong play so you cope by stating youre "going long"

[Anonymous No.54147882]

>He's still trying to time the highs and lows of random tickers instead of taking the theta pill and selling options 45 dte high pop
Shameful

[Anonymous No.54147889]

>>54147784
You'll lose money if you buy it on margin

[Anonymous No.54147890]

>>54147829
>>54147833
Look I get it, you guys are frustrated full of copium. But I can promise you it will be much less painful if you just sell tomorrow and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.54147896]

>>54147635
Expand your horizons. I'm up 40-50% on some Sri Lankan holdings.

[Anonymous No.54147900]

>>54147875
arent you a jew?

[Anonymous No.54147901]

>>54147881
>when you dont understand what the term "long" means

[Anonymous No.54147902]

>>54147793
Be a midwit like me with 120 IQ. Sub 100 IQ retards need others to make their decisions for them and 130+ IQ geniuses outsmart themselves and never make any money unless they're sociopaths with Rizz and know how to scam people in their cults, aka the same sub 100 IQ retards.

[Anonymous No.54147903]

>>54147890
Why would I sell when I keep making money?

[Anonymous No.54147905]

>>54147875
Like 23andMe jewish or like rubbing hand, baby foreskin eating jew?

[Anonymous No.54147914]

>>54147811
Scoops and his bussy are back on the menu

[Anonymous No.54147915]

I'm a coward. Should I just buy 5% CDs? How long?

[Anonymous No.54147920]

>>54147901
>when your swing becomes long

[Anonymous No.54147921]

>>54147890
I just thought you image was gay. I literally don't care what happens, I pulled my money out a while ago.

[Anonymous No.54147924]

>another episode of neon green US futes while the rest of the world shits the bed

[Anonymous No.54147927]

nighttime /smg/ is full of /pol/ tier retards

im just gonna tell myself its because the euros are online

[Anonymous No.54147929]

>>54147915
buy a t-bill instead

[Anonymous No.54147930]

>>54147340
>boring as fuck
>plays spreadsheets: the game
checks out

[Anonymous No.54147935]

>>54147905
>human crush
>completely by cohencience there's a jew present
>the jew survives unharmed

I dunno, jew tell me.

[Anonymous No.54147943]

HURR DURRR I SAID JEW LMAOOOOO
DO I FIT IN YET GUYS

[Anonymous No.54147945]

>>54147680
If you are actually banging them that is pretty based but I suspect you may just be giving them money for attention which is the most beta thing possible

>>54147704
Solid advice. Find a girl slightly less attractive than you are and she will become what you want her to be if that's what you are into

>>54147828
The girl fully understands the arrangement. Would you be mad if a 10/10 chick fucked you all the time but she made you clean the dishes?

[Anonymous No.54147953]

>>54147920
>when you think you’re short but you’re actually long

[Anonymous No.54147958]

>>54147927
95% of smiggers are transexual redditors. You should feel at home right now.

[Anonymous No.54147959]

>>54147943
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54147961]

>>54147859
>bought at 30
>sold at 48 before eod the other day
>credit suisse shit
>buy back in at 30
>sell at 32.50
It's back down after hours, I know I'm gonna miss the train to 50 but I'm greedy

[Anonymous No.54147968]

>>54147927
it's tourists

[Anonymous No.54147970]

>>54147943
Your anti semetism has to be genuine

[Anonymous No.54147971]

>>54147935
Someone in the crowd should have yelled out FREE SHOWERS. He would have stayed then.

[Anonymous No.54147973]

I don't have access to see Credit Default swaps of other banks. could someone pls look up the CDS for Morgan Stanley and the Royal Bank of Canada?

[Anonymous No.54147975]

>>54147864
I'm working on it. Unfortunately since I had to fire an employee I have to work full time again until I get someone trained. And I have floor jobs this weekend too which fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.54147983]

so whats the doom now the bank collapse didn't happen?

[Anonymous No.54147990]

I'm thinking grocery stores are going to do poorly in the mid term.
Inflation is going to cut into their margins, and when inflation abates people will start eating out more.
It's a lose-lose situation for them.
Same goes for big food processors, but to an even larger extent.

[Anonymous No.54147991]

>>54147848
Jordan Peterson always shills this guy's books and shits on socialism.. maybe he will name the jew before he dies

[Anonymous No.54147993]

>>54147973
Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.54147995]

>>54147983
banks did collapse though? 3 or 4 of them even.

[Anonymous No.54147997]

>>54147990
>grocery stores
>Inflation is going to cut into their margins

[Anonymous No.54148004]

>>54147983
Back to rape hikes.

[Anonymous No.54148005]

>>54147997
Check out TSN's performance.

[Anonymous No.54148014]

lmao

[Anonymous No.54148016]

>>54147983
Why do people think these things play out in a matter of a few days? FFS social media and smartphones have given people the attention span of a fruit fly..

[Anonymous No.54148018]

>>54148004
He's gonna raise it 50bps.

[Anonymous No.54148021]

>>54147991

[Anonymous No.54148025]

>>54147990
the only people who cut margins are producers you do not need to survive who sells products that are not majority financed. that being said we are still always off from people cutting margins.

[Anonymous No.54148027]

>>54147983
banks did collapse, the depositors got bailed out though.

some off the cuff doom:
>spreading to europe, which also uses fractional banking
>inflation, considering we will print money to pay for the depositor bailouts
>treasury market is experiencing liquidity problems again, just like in 2020


>>54148018
it's gunna be 25 or 0. if he's smart, he'll do 25.

[Anonymous No.54148028]

KHC is selling luchable directly to U.S schools. Considering the number of schools and kiddies KHC should rake in loads of green from this.

[Anonymous No.54148031]

>>54147973
Beyond the biden meme of everything is fine i cant answer honestly on one of those banks. Hopefully another anon can help yah out.

[Anonymous No.54148032]

>>54148014
yeah, stuff is already breaking, he's going to buckle.

[Anonymous No.54148033]

>>54148005
That's not a grocery store

[Anonymous No.54148036]

>>54148025
You can invest in grocery stores if you want to.

[Anonymous No.54148037]

>>54147970
>>54147991
Dostoevsky is a god compared to Peterstein. Jordan is an embarrassment to all goykind.
pic rel, he works for Benny now, no joke

[Anonymous No.54148046]

>2 or 3 banks collapse in 2 days
>2 or 3 banks collapse in 3 days
>2 or 3 banks collapse in 4 days
>2 or 3 banks collapse in a week
>2 or 3 banks collapse in a month
Kek we are getting 100 bepis

[Anonymous No.54148048]

>>54148033
No, but that shit is going to roll downhill.

[Anonymous No.54148054]

>>54148016
fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.54148061]

>>54148046
Yeah not happening faggot...

I'm going to buy these big bank stocks SOON. not yet. VERY SOON.

[Anonymous No.54148064]

>>54148046
sorry but no, we're fighting deflation now

[Anonymous No.54148066]

>>54147889
>>54147780
Makes sense. I never use my margin, so I forgot it's just a fancy name for "expensive loan".
>>54147867
You select which account you want to trade on (omitted from the screenshot because it has my acct#), then it gives the option of using margin if it's a margin-enabled account, or limiting the transaction to only the available cash on the account. Buying stocks on fidelity works the same way. I guess brokered CDs are a security you can buy and sell on the market, so they use the same exact, or very similar, UI and accounting logic as a stock.

[Anonymous No.54148067]

>>54148014
>fed has repeatedly said no rate reductions this year
>pivvvvooooottttt

God if they hike again and confirm no pivot we are going straight to 3600

[Anonymous No.54148083]

>>54148046
Jerome's going to drop rates all the way DOWN TO 100 bepis

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54148084]

>>54146771
He's why I became a libertarian instead of a republican at 20 years old and now I just want to ask him what the fuck would you do about the government involvemnet in censorship over social media companies during the 2020 election cycle?

[Anonymous No.54148087]

>>54147920
>when your favorite holding period is "forever" (just like Buffet-sama r-right?!)

[Anonymous No.54148092]

>>54148061
I'm gonna open a position on both FAS and FAZ tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54148095]

Can't Biden just order the Fed to not increase rates?

[Anonymous No.54148101]

>>54148067
Buckle up, the ride’s not over yet… but don’t worry, anon, it’s darkest just before the dawn.

[Anonymous No.54148105]

>>54147995
It didn't happen. Just like lockdowns didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.54148107]

>>54148014
Retard market

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54148117]

>>54148087
I wish I could hold forever. I truly do. Like when I'm just in there fucking my gookfu and it's like I want it, but nothing lasts forever.... wait. That's not true, nothing so far has lasted forever.... what's going to last forever. I want like all of it I can get... oh shit gold.

[Anonymous No.54148121]

>>54148066
Don’t buy a CD on margin, CD’s are NOT tradeable like treasury notes or bonds. They’re for a fixed amount of time where you can not touch the money and most have a penalty if you try to pull your cash out early.

[Anonymous No.54148123]

>>54148084
He would've guessed the government was involved which it was

[Anonymous No.54148129]

>>54146801
The capital flight from little banks is real.

[Anonymous No.54148134]

I shorted Nasdaq so it is going up, you are welcome

[Anonymous No.54148142]

>>54148140


>>54148140


>>54148140

[Anonymous No.54148146]

>>54148134
You can't short the #1 economy in the world

[Anonymous No.54148157]

I think I am taking a break from this market. The Jews have officially taking over. We barely reached 6% inflation rate and banks are already tapping out. We have firms like GS going full retard pricing in overpriced price targets. This is not going to end well.

[Anonymous No.54148160]

>>54148121
Nevermind apparently you can trade them. I only know about CD’s from local banks not brokerages, I looked into buying a CD to take a loan out on as collateral several years ago.

[Anonymous No.54148175]

>>54148157
You can take a break from this market but you can't take a break from inflation. See you.

[Anonymous No.54148183]

>>54148095
no, the fed chair is appointed, but the fed is independent. most a president could do is change the appointment when the term is up.

[Anonymous No.54148193]

>>54148105
Great. That means Powell can raise rates by at least 50 bepis

[Anonymous No.54148213]

>>54148095
No, but he can always beg him.

[Anonymous No.54148230]

>>54147710
My credit union offers CD's for 4.85% per year. I just bought one yesterday. Does your bank not offer any?

[Anonymous No.54148438]

>>54147945
>If you are actually banging them
i am. ive even had a few of them invite me to hang out for free. i am not autistic with women. i just don't like going to a dinner/coffee date pretending to talk about bullshit when all i want to do is relocate their hips.
>>54147945
>Would you be mad if a 10/10 chick fucked you all the time but she made you clean the dishes?
in my early 20s, no. but as i reach my 30's i know that it's not an honest way to live. paying for sex is more honest than having a practice gf imo.

[Anonymous No.54148921]

>>54147507
private banking is expensive. i just want a extra coin or two