/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54144628]

Time to unwind 5000 years of fake pump edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

In the previous episode:
>>54143856

[Anonymous No.54144645]

Buy ARKK.

[Anonymous No.54144651]

frogs and stocks

[Anonymous No.54144655]

I just buy NDX-100, simple as.

[Anonymous No.54144659]

reminder that all bears are newfag plebs. not one of them will prove me wrong with a screenshot of positions and account size.

[Anonymous No.54144660]

>>54144628
BofA says what?
BofA deez nuts in your face nigga

[Anonymous No.54144665]

Banks have been red zoned, you know what happens next right? Those dates should look familiar to you.

[Anonymous No.54144671]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54144672]

Why did this gay market dump and pump in the last 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.54144673]

HOW LONG HOW LONNNG WILL I SLIDE?
SEPARATE MY SIDEEEEE, I DON'T
I DONT BELIEVE IT'S BAAAAAAD
SLIT MY THROAT IT'S ALL I EVER

[0xB2FC2554821EF2d3500B067ac3102A30207e4Ce0 No.54144679]

>>54144655
checked

[Anonymous No.54144682]

I want access to FT's unhedged and lex columns but that requires a premium subscription.
I already have a basic but they want another 300 dollars for premium? is this true?

[Anonymous No.54144686]

>>54144665
The Fed and US treasury dump infinite money into the market and the S&P 500 pumps to 4200. This isn't like 2008, you'll never see another 50% correction again with current plunge protection teams.

[Anonymous No.54144692]

WHY TF IS DASH LITERALLY THE ONLY THING PUMPING ON NO FUCKING NEWS

[Anonymous No.54144701]

>>54144660
Thank you for your contribution to this community anon.

[Anonymous No.54144700]

Ok i'm convinced
>>54144645
>>54144686
is Baggie without his trip

[Anonymous No.54144708]

>>54144665
>Top of the channel
>Top of the channel
>Top of the channel
>Breakout below the channel
BLEEDING GREEN
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54144709]

>>54144645
I would like a Grilled cheese and tomato bisque. My buddy would like a BLAT, the A stands for avocado. Thanks Catherine.

[Anonymous No.54144721]

>>54144686
That's right goy. Money will become worthless, but that will be the sub-100K Gentile's problem, not ours.

[Anonymous No.54144726]

>>54144700
I'm TheMaverickofWallStreet, I larp as a permabear on my youtube videos because I'm a psychopath that wants people to lose money. In secret I'm actually a permabull.

[Anonymous No.54144733]

>>54144700
The lack of Anti-Semitism has me skeptical.

[Anonymous No.54144737]

GIVE ME ONE FUCKING REASON I SHOULDN’T SELL RED RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND ALL IN ON SPXS

I’LL FUCKING DO IT I SWEAR

[Anonymous No.54144743]

The dot plot will btfo all these pivoooters. Higher for longer. A pause isn’t a pivot.

[Anonymous No.54144746]

>>54144737
Because they already followed that plan and you're too late.

[Anonymous No.54144762]

Bankruptcy bingo. Who's next? Imo its Deutsche Bank. Those guys are fucking morons

[Anonymous No.54144767]

>>54144737
Because you're a coward and a moron, just like me.

Somebody, please force me to sell all my stupid, divyless bags. Please do it at gunpoint.

[Anonymous No.54144768]

>>54144746
what happened to her left boob, did she have cancer?

[Anonymous No.54144772]

>>54144692
I've spent probably $1000+ YTD drunk ordering food on DoorDash.

[Anonymous No.54144774]

I love how amzn keeps on pumping despite it delivering terrible earnings each quarter.

[Anonymous No.54144799]

.25 raise or pause at next meeting. No cuts in the coming months. Stocks ranging or going up, no big crash. Half TQQQ half gold miners is the portfolio for this year. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.54144802]

I'll be adding CRUS and EME to my watchlist. They are probably overpriced right now and I expect them to dip seeing how their guidance is quite low for the next quarter. Overall both had constant growth for very long time, have almost 0 debt and good cash flow.
COLM could also be a good buy in $70 range for similar reasons.

[Anonymous No.54144805]

>>54144743
>A pause isn’t a pivot.
It is if the market priced in a hike. If we pump into next week, that means a pause is expected.

[Anonymous No.54144807]

>>54144762
None will collapse.

[Anonymous No.54144812]

>>54144762
Please not PNC they sponsor a race car and also have like... half of my cash

[Anonymous No.54144814]

>>54144768
I know this is AI but a lot of women have uneven tits, incel

[Anonymous No.54144815]

>>54144762
Please not BMO

[Anonymous No.54144836]

>>54144799
Sounds about right. Jerome is too whipped to do anything more.
>>54144814
ywn have ideal tits

[Anonymous No.54144839]

> be me
> careermaxxing
> get STEM bachelor's degree from a decent school
> spend my 20s rising up the corporate ladder, from senior to lead to manager
> feeling pretty good about my accomplishments and my place in the world
> meanwhile, some 25y/o with a Stanford MBA can come in and jump to VP with no experience at all
I'm going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.54144854]

>>54144807
>>54144815
>>54144812

Frankly, you're probably right. SI, SIVB, and SBNY blowups are not really comparable to the other banks.
SVB attracted big accounts, far larger than the 250K insured by the FDIC, making it vulnerable to a classic bank run. It didn't really have any expertise in putting that money to work. Other banks are much different than SVB

I still stand by my statement that Deutsche Bank is full of fucktards. Every single person working on Wall Street knows how fucking stupid DB is. They underwrite the most flaming dogshit out there

[Anonymous No.54144865]

>>54144737
Because where we're going with inflation a position in VOO will move faster then 3x leverage without the risk. The velocity of the 3x leverage might unironically liquidate the ETF.

[Anonymous No.54144878]

>>54144692
>>54144772

Do you fags not have a newsfeed?

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3947290-uber-lyft-shares-flex-higher-in-wake-of-california-ruling-on-drivers

[Anonymous No.54144884]

>>54144865
Inflation was already priced in before the hikes started. That was the top.

[Anonymous No.54144887]

lol didn’t know your credit score can increase this much at once

[Anonymous No.54144891]

>>54144865
Inflation has been defeated though. customers no longer tolerate higher prices, so revenue growth can only come from stimulus

[Anonymous No.54144895]

>>54144887
Is that real or fake?

[Anonymous No.54144897]

>>54144878
Please God let me sell my UBER

[Anonymous No.54144902]

>>54144762
The obvious answer is FRB and Pacwest

[Anonymous No.54144905]

>>54144645
Who are you man? Youve been right alot

Id rather slam my dick in a truck door than hold ARKK

[Anonymous No.54144911]

m'aiq says your gold is safe with the high elves. There is no need to worry they will leave cyrodiil with your gold. It will always be covered by imperial city law.

[Anonymous No.54144912]

>>54144902
And why are those answers so obvious? Why you think those banks are gonna fail? They are exposed to more duration risk like SVB was?

[Anonymous No.54144921]

just get credit? mine did this after 30 years of no credit. ~530 to ~730 in a month.

[Anonymous No.54144926]

>>54144884
>>54144891
I know my autistic friends the joke is that inflation would make even normal Jack Bogle ETFs fly like leveraged ETFs and would fluctuate the market so hard actual leverage would get liquidated.

It's a joke. A silly statement made in jest.

[Anonymous No.54144941]

GME. Shorts haven't covered. I like the stock.

[Anonymous No.54144947]

>>54144887
Nice anon, I'm at 782. What did you do? Take out a loan or something?

[Anonymous No.54144950]

>>54144941
just in time my friend

[Anonymous No.54144954]

>>54144839
lol engineering is a joke
>be me 3 years out of school
>grinded hard last year, got a 10% raise
>study for LSAT this year/apply to law school
>legit do bare minimum at work
>multiple weeks where I’m 10-25% billable
>had performance review Tuesday
>”anon obviously you missed your target (1850 hours) but it was a slow and weird time”
>”that being said we are able to offer you 7%”
like wtf you’re telling me I could have got 7% last year for being a shit worker vs busting my ass for 10%?
fuck engineering m

[Anonymous No.54144976]

SANTANDER SULTANS IS IT REALLY OVER?!?!?
https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1636133012575498241?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

[Anonymous No.54144979]

The more I look at these regional banks, the more bullish I get.
>decade high rates
>massive loan leverage to mcap or tangible book
>rate cuts imminent

Typically a bank will be running 10x leverage or so relative to book value. Now that book values have cratered and the stock prices have declined, you're looking at 20-30x leverage on these things. Some are completely underwater - avoid those obviously.
Previously, I was kind of nervous because theoretically the yields are high right now, but on the other hand they had all those old loans locked in at trash prices compared to today's yields. Now those fears have finally been realized, the repricing has happened and all that remains is upside. You're effectively getting 15-20% yield holding these stocks now.
Once the FFR gets cut back to 0%, savers will have no reason to flee into t-bills any longer. Meanwhile, longterm treasurys are high and we've reached the conclusion of that whole ZIRP belief period where people thought rates would never trade positive again. It's unlikely 10y treasurys collapse back down to 1-2% level. Since banks arbitrage this spread between short and long term rates, this is very bullish.

If you're too lazy to lookup specific names to slurp, you can't go wrong with KRE. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.54144985]

>>54144954
Imagine falling for the JD scam. What is your ratio of billable:non-billable? Like 1:3 or something, lmao. The funniest thing is how many lawyers are incredibly incompetent nepotism monkeys with no quantitative abilities

t. fell for the JD scam

[Anonymous No.54144988]

>>54144954
I hate whoever is responsible for writing federal regulations like you wouldn't even believe. How do you read that shit for a living?

[Anonymous No.54144996]

why is it the only time Boil goes up is during after market hours....

[Anonymous No.54145007]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54145010]

>>54144895
real
>>54144947
I was being a true degenerate and took advantage of 0% APR for 12 months.
Basically deferred a years worth of bills and gambled what I would normally pay down my balance with in the stock market.
Got to a $22k balance over 12 months then paid it off in one week by selling all my shit.
Don’t recommend this as I lost money and was way more stressed but figured since I’m young I could handle more risk but nah not worth the stress

[Anonymous No.54145013]

>>54144911
You fuckin goblin if I didn't reply to you no one else would so here's your you. Now we can't become antisemitic but at the same time the banks aren't solid. Or are they? That's the question. Not your infernal hatred of Jewish people. We need to educate and uplift our brothers not drag them down. The world is already going down.

[Anonymous No.54145022]

>>54144988
Try being the attorney assigned to a case involving 10 CFR. I still get shivers down my spine thinking of those months. Gross.

[Anonymous No.54145045]

>>54144954
That's how corporations work mate. The only way to get a raise is to change your job.
Remember that HR works for your employer, not for you. They will use any trick in the book to convince you that single digit raise is fine.
There are some exceptions though. I got a 60% raise last year after I told HR that I'm leaving. At first they offerred me 8% raise which was spit in the face.

[Anonymous No.54145046]

>>54144976
Oh no I think my parents bank at Santander... whatever bank they originally picked in the 80s got bought by a bank who got bought by a bank who got bought by a bank who got bought by a bank who got bought by Santander.
Luckily my parents are poor and shit and also keep whatever money they do have in cash in boxes in the closet, so they will be relatively unaffected

[Anonymous No.54145048]

does it matter that north korea is nuking the sea of japan? assuming no

[Anonymous No.54145073]

>>54144911
Frankly, I'll keep my money with the Swiss mountain race (Bretons)
>>54144839
Joke's on you. He never went to Stanford. He just forged his resume and golfed with the CEO's son.

[Anonymous No.54145075]

>escalation around Ukraine

[Anonymous No.54145083]

>>54144665
We pump? Why would banks go to 2009 levels of valuations after 10 years of good performance and significant regulation making them safer?

[Anonymous No.54145088]

>>54144988
>how do you read that shit for a living
lol consider this
>imagine you get a felony and serve 10 years in prison
>now imagine you get a JD and serve 10 years for a big corporate law firm
>legit less free time than a prisoner
>10 years later billing 2400+ hours a year
>you are now equity partner making $1-5m+ a year
basically the golden handcuffs they dangle in front of you is the only reason a human being would subject themselves to this life.
but honestly it’s not the worst and people in general are lazy and like to complain. No life for 10 years but making fuck tons of money is still infinitely better than prison.

[Anonymous No.54145090]

Next month we're gonna be in a limbo market. You won't BELIEVE how low we can really go.

[Anonymous No.54145093]

>>54145010
Nice I've always thought about being a degenerate with at least one of my credit cards but it sounds like it sucks. Thanks for taking one for the team.

[Anonymous No.54145109]

Credit Suisse CDS straight line up. Lmao theyre in deep trouble. $486 billion in liabilities. I wouldnt buy here at all.

[Anonymous No.54145112]

>>54145045
could you pls greentext this negotiation kek

[Anonymous No.54145114]

>>54145088
>making a fuck ton of money
Sigh. This is so untrue, outside of most Big Law / patent law

[Anonymous No.54145115]

>>54144878
WHO TF CARES IF THEY ARE EMPLOYEES OR NOT

DASH DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING MONEY, IN FACT IT PUTS IT ALL IN A PILE AND SETS IT ON FIRE

[Anonymous No.54145129]

>>54144979
>Thoughts?
FED won't cut.

[Anonymous No.54145132]

>>54145115
True lol

[Anonymous No.54145137]

>>54145088
Look, all I am saying is that my work from time to time requires I look through 40 CFR Parts 60 New Source Performance Standards and 63 MACTs and it makes me want to kill myself every time.

[Anonymous No.54145141]

The entire concept of human resources has to be coined from some rich baron family.
Like how public relations was only a thing after the Rockefellers committed the Ludlow Massacre.

[Anonymous No.54145145]

>>54145114
>outside of biglaw
dawg the image in my post is a list of the biggest law firms sorted by revenue per equity partner
I’m not talking about your run of the mill podunk lawyers. I’m talking about top 5% of lawyers

[Anonymous No.54145155]

>>54144979
there's a belief that a good portion of businesses are just done with regionals after this. why not move to one of the big 4 at this point. they've got better tech, better products, etc. maybe keep a few bucks at a regional incase you need cash at times but whats the advantage otherwise. doesnt seem worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.54145161]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54145166]

>>54145010
>Don’t recommend this as I lost money and was way more stressed but figured since I’m young I could handle more risk but nah not worth the stress
Unlucky. I did this back in 2020 with a personal loan and went all in. Half my portfolio today comes from the debtmaxxed gains I acquired during that stimmy bubble.

[Anonymous No.54145176]

Anyone else buying large cap banks? Seems a lot of the panic is unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.54145179]

>>54145088
Lot of people like law too. So if its something someone enjoys they can do well.

[Anonymous No.54145180]

>FIREBALL SPOTTED OVER NORTHEASTERN USA

[Anonymous No.54145193]

>>54145145
You do realize that less than 1% of attorneys make it to Big Law. And for those who don't, but are still from good schools, they end up having shit-tier work-life balance as well.

Basically my point is that run of the mill podunk lawyers at your local trust law firm for Bricklayers Union 9001 still has shit work-life balance like BL attorneys, but less pay.

The most i've ever enjoyed working for a law firm was when I was working in Patent Prosecution. That was all full of cozy STEMfags, not dogshit retarded white people with no quantitative skills or ability to do semantic parsing.

I'm so glad I lrnd2code

[Anonymous No.54145202]

>>54144905
I'd rather hold BOIL than ARKK!

[Anonymous No.54145203]

>>54145010
>Don’t recommend this as I lost money
How did you make money to pay off the loan anon?

[Anonymous No.54145210]

>>54145114
>patent law
I have an uncle that was a patent attorney that would get head hunted by large corporations and change jobs every couple of years. He seemed to be doing very well for himself as far as money is concerned.

[Anonymous No.54145219]

>>54145203
he probably had to use his own savings.

[Anonymous No.54145232]

>>54145073
>keeping your gold with breton trash
Get out of here fool...

[Anonymous No.54145249]

>>54145083
>Why would banks go to 2009 levels of valuations after 10 years of good performance and significant regulation making them safer?
ZERO
RESERVE
BANKING
CHRIS

[Anonymous No.54145253]

>>54145193
>you do realize less than 1% of attorneys make biglaw
>patent law is good
>glad I learned to code
god damn aren’t you an insufferable typical 4chan code fag
Reality is if you go to a top 20 law school and are in the top 35% of your class you can get a biglaw job out of school that starts you at $215k. There are over 100 firms in the US that start juniors at $215k.
The difference is what the YoY salary/bonus increases for associates and the average revenue per equity partner.
Listen no denying law is a work harder not smarter career path but if you grind and bill a lot of hours for 10 years in a row you are basically guaranteed to make $5m+ and there’s not a lot of jobs like that

[Anonymous No.54145256]

>>54144996
because the after market hours are more based!

[Anonymous No.54145270]

>>54145203
>>54145219
I was working the entire time and already had like $30k worth of stock

[Anonymous No.54145285]

>>54144700
He's a glownigger

[Anonymous No.54145325]

Does the Federal Reserve know what it's doing? They have a lot of fags, w*men, and minorities in positions of power............

[Anonymous No.54145334]

>virgin orbit furloughs almost all employees, pauses ops
Kek this dude is utterly retarded at management isnt he?

[Anonymous No.54145337]

Crude oil. :^)

[Anonymous No.54145343]

>>54145325
>Does the Federal Reserve know what it's doing?
Does anyone, these days?

[Anonymous No.54145351]

>>54145155
>the big 4
They've hemorrhaged just as much theoretical value to unrealized loan losses if marked to market, yet their stocks haven't corrected nearly as hard. Valuation matters when investing.

>there's a belief that a good portion of businesses are just done with regionals after this
The point of working with a regional is that you matter to them. They're right there, with a real branch and actual human beings, whereas with the megacorp you get to call the tech support guy in Colombia and hope he can work through your problems.
My own experience using credit cards with most of the major banks tells me this tech advantage is not what you make it out to be. In theory they should be able to run a better tech suite, but in reality outside Chase they're all shit. They just cheap out to save money.

I understand this whole bank run scare, but they just bailed out SVB saying depositors get paid in full. If deposits carry no risk, what reason is there to switch?

[Anonymous No.54145366]

>>54145337
Are oil traders the smartest guys in the room, or is it the tech investors? I really want to know.

[Anonymous No.54145372]

>>54145334
Who, Branson? It seems pretty smart if you’re going into a recession and there isn’t a lot of loose cash flying around.

[Anonymous No.54145374]

>>54145210
In house counsel for patent law is comfy af.
Chill 40 hours a week and you still make high $100k/low $200k to start with a recession proof skill set.
I studied EE in undergrad but landed an internship with Micron in college.
We had a lot of seminars with key people from different departments.
Patent law guy seemed like he was living life and just being chill af in Idaho. Like stress free cocktails after work every day type guy

[Anonymous No.54145384]

>>54145372
Yeah but hes been working on orbit and origin for like 2 decades now and hasnt done anything with it.

[Anonymous No.54145402]

>>54145112
> be me, working 12 years at the same company, basically one of the few people who worked here from the beginning
> bi-yearly performance review finishes
> get score above expectations
> talk to HR girl about the raise
> she tells me that according to calculations I will be getting an 8% raise
> tell her that whole sector raised salaries by way more than that
> she explains that she is using predefined company-wide pay plan and there are no exceptions
> she also tries to use some psychological tricks like telling me that other people at the company make much less than me, basically trying to lower my expectations.
> realize it's waste of time
> ping some people I worked with in past
> one of them gets me a job instantly, 50% over what I was making right now
> next day tell HR lady I'm leaving with 2 week notice
> on the same day CEO goes on a call with me
> I hint that I already have an offer
> he gives me 60% on the spot
I'm still on good terms with HR girl after this. It's all game in the end

[Anonymous No.54145405]

>>54144954
both 10% and 7% were below inflation retard

[Anonymous No.54145418]

>>54145253
>Reality is if you go to a top 20 law school and are in the top 35% of your class you can get a biglaw job out of school that starts you at $215k. There are over 100 firms in the US that start juniors at $215k.
Bullshit, this is all total bullshit.

I cannot even begin to describe to other /smg/ posters how much of a lie this is. Perhaps, change that to top 2%.


>There are over 100 firms in the US that start juniors at $215k.
And then tell me what their pay/hour is when you account for unbillables

Dude, why the fuck are you trying to lie to me about the comp that lawyers get. You're talking to another JD who knows how brutal things can be before you're principal.

[Anonymous No.54145432]

>>54145418
Being a lawyer is the worst mistake a person could ever make.

[Anonymous No.54145440]

>>54145384
Surely he has patents and contracts he can sell to Musk and Bezos. It’s all vanity BS anyway and Branson is old. Better to cut the rot out now then let it fall apart on its’ own.

[Anonymous No.54145445]

>>54145374
>patent law guy in Idaho

Well shit, I was a patent law guy in Idaho. Imma get dox'd now. Patent law's biggest drawdown is the carpal tunnel. The patent agent and patent attorney I worked with both developed carpal tunnel from the amount of text they have to type out on their laptops/computers.

People tend to associate carpal tunnel with cooooders, but nope. Patent lawyers lol.

[Anonymous No.54145452]

>>54145402
Based.
>>54145440
What patents of worth when spacex is already ahead of both him and bezos.

[Anonymous No.54145459]

Unless you are a black woman getting a law degree makes zero sense. Good luck moving up the ladder unless you are a black woman. Have fun working 80 hour weeks. WFH tech chads make just has much and work 5 hour days.

[Anonymous No.54145464]

>>54145445
lol. I'm in software and I use my scroll wheel more than my keyboard.

[Anonymous No.54145471]

>>54145445
How do I find a cheap patent attorney? One that does good work but doesn’t take too long or cost too much.

[Anonymous No.54145475]

Can you guys stop shitposting about lawyers. Terrible career. Useless for society.

We've got bank stocks to discuss.

[Anonymous No.54145483]

>>54145445
yeah Boise was cool for 3 months. micron pays for your apartment too so an internship is basically 3 months of straight net and buying drinks.
Want to go to couer d lane or whatever and check out the skiing in Idaho at some point but other than that I’ll prob never go back

[Anonymous No.54145491]

>>54145452
I dunno specifics, maybe a special seat belt buckle or guidance system. There’s no way they didn’t develop a bit of IP, and if they didn’t then all the more reason to shut it down.

[Anonymous No.54145499]

>>54145402
>I'm still on good terms with HR girl after this. It's all game in the end
People who suck at careermaxxing tend to forget this. It's all a fucking game
>>54145459
THIS. I was a fucking indian-american man working in a law office with 70% old white guys in a dying field, the rest were white/latina sociology / english majors with no lateral thinking ability

Got the fuck out of there and leveraged my background with patents and patent prosecution compliance to get into a tech role after learning how to use Python DS packages and write SQL queries. Really, it was an extremely ranjeet move of me but worth every painstaking hour.

The only people stupid enough to think that being a lawyer is glamorous and something that changes society for the better are naive women who think their oratorical prowess translates to problem-solving abilities.

[Anonymous No.54145500]

>>54145471
It’s going to cost you like $50k to file a patent, even more to litigate over one.
You get what you pay for

[Anonymous No.54145521]

>>54145483
I lived near CdA and it was fun for like 6 months and then it became straight up depressing. Literally snowing there in April while all your neighbors are on meth and poor.

[Anonymous No.54145528]

>>54145499
get lost needledick

[Anonymous No.54145537]

>>54145500
Should I go with a big firm or small?

[Anonymous No.54145554]

>>54145471
>How do I find a cheap patent attorney?
Nobody in the history of the world has ever tried to file a patent has tried to cut costs. Between your filing fees, review time, and overall the number of NFOA's and FOA's (final vs nonfinal office actions), you better be willing to pay up

Expect your patent filing to be stuck in NFOA for years
>>54145528
>>54145528
Schoolshooter?

[Anonymous No.54145568]

This thread is total garbage. Might as well rebrand to wagecuck general.

I'm out.

[Anonymous No.54145572]

>>54145537
I would highly recommend talking with a couple of small firms or solo patent attorneys. Fees usually far cheaper. I worked at a small patent firm in Idaho so we were obviously not going to be as expensive as a patent prosecutor on Page Mill Road, Palo Alto, California.

[Anonymous No.54145577]

>>54145554
you'll address me as sir or you'll get a taste of the back of my hand, coolie

[Anonymous No.54145579]

>>54144996
>filename
Based

[Anonymous No.54145596]

[Anonymous No.54145601]

RIP LORD MILES

[Anonymous No.54145600]

>>54145554
Ok, so what am I looking at for cost on a simple device? Can I bundle several patents for one device if they’re novel/unique ie is it $50k as another anon mentioned for each one or for the process?

[Anonymous No.54145609]

>>54145577
That's very cool, Payton. Now please put the AR-15 that your dad bought you on his maxed out credit card down.

[Anonymous No.54145613]

>>54145572
Thanks for the advice!

[Anonymous No.54145615]

>>54145609
i'm not a Yank you fucking darkie

[Anonymous No.54145634]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54145651]

I like learning about CRBPajeet lore. Didn't know you were a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.54145660]

>>54145600
Really depends on more details, but a high quality PROVISIONAL patent application for a mechanical or electrical device can be prepared and filed for $2,500 - $3,000. You basically need to be prepared to shell out five figures at least for minimal filings. Interpartest or ex-partes reexaminations are where you get into the five figures region

[Anonymous No.54145676]

You retards ARE buying financials right? You aren't seriously going all doomer and missing out on some of the dumbest stock dumps of all time...right?

[Anonymous No.54145691]

>>54145651
Despite being an autistic indian guy posting on the 4chan stock market general, i was always an atypical indian-american kid because i have a humanities education and am extremely oratorical-oriented. Meaning, I became a lawyer because I was very good at public speaking in a courtroom and presenting oral arguments.

Which is basically the diametric opposite of what you expect in Indian-American kids raised in the Silicon valley. you'd think we're all shape-rotators who hate public speaking

[Anonymous No.54145700]

>>54145660
What purpose do the reexams serve? Does the provisional patent not get the ball rolling with the patent office? Are there cities where it’s easier to file? Should I shop around for firms nationwide or in my locale?

[Anonymous No.54145705]

>>54145676
no, that expression about how when the market bottoms you won't want to buy is not a lie. I don't want to buy financials at all.

[Anonymous No.54145708]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54145719]

bros im starting to think the hecking 2008 rerun meme isnt just a meme

[Anonymous No.54145720]

>>54145705
Ok but why? You don't actually think JP Morgan will hurt from this shit right?
You do know that big banks are actually getting massive increases in deposits as they suck up the assets of mid size banks?

[Anonymous No.54145728]

>>54145708
I-Is he okay?

[Anonymous No.54145729]

>>54145609
Poo in the loo, you shit colored subhuman

[Anonymous No.54145731]

>>54145402
Aren't you bitter tho for missing out on higher pay for years?

[Anonymous No.54145738]

>>54145691
>and am extremely oratorical-oriented
Yea i got that from your vocaroos

[Anonymous No.54145749]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54145761]

>Breaking
>first republic to weigh options including a sale
WHAT?! I thought they were all ok....lmao.

[Anonymous No.54145762]

>>54145738
It's actually so sad how badly I want to be a voice actor. I wish i could just drop everything and do retarded racist accents with my 4chan autists all day

[Anonymous No.54145769]

>>54145738
I got a pervasive stench of coriander and turmeric

[Anonymous No.54145785]

>>54145720
JPM isn't even down that much. Relatively speaking. The biggest issue I have with this though is that my memories of 2008 are that not every bank got a bailout. I don't know enough about the institutions themselves to tell the difference between what is and isn't going to piss and shit. If I were to throw a dart at it I guess, I might buy something like BAC though.

[Anonymous No.54145787]

new

>>54145783
>>54145783
>>54145783

[Anonymous No.54145788]

>>54144737
Flat chests, I mean small caps have been declining faster. TZA is the SPXS equivalent.

[Anonymous No.54145792]

are we slurpin bros

[Anonymous No.54145795]

>>54145787
you serious

[Anonymous No.54145799]

>>54145785
Just sort banks by market cap, that’s your list of least likely to fail

[Anonymous No.54145804]

>>54145708
Was this on purpose? I mean the ramp lead to almost certain death.

[Anonymous No.54145809]

>>54145769
Lol. Fenugreek and asafoetida.

[Anonymous No.54145811]

I appreciate Best Korea trying to save my puts

[Anonymous No.54145813]

>>54145785
>>54145799

I bought a nice split of all the big banks, except for Wells Fargo, and some RIETs and BDCs that dropped because of retarded panic selling.

[Anonymous No.54145822]

>>54145787
You guys are such fucking retards

[Anonymous No.54145832]

>>54145577
...as though I’d never seen you with your breeches down, chasing after some big Afghan bint.”

[Anonymous No.54145835]

>>54145749
most likely asian drivers

[Anonymous No.54145843]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54145863]

>>54145176
I did it yesterday and got absolutely fucked today. I am officially a bag holder in tech and banks 1 (one) day after moving from my solid industrial and consumer goods focused strategy.

[Anonymous No.54145862]

>>54145809
gesundheit

[Anonymous No.54145866]

>>54145832
based flashy enjoyer

[Anonymous No.54145874]

>>54145007
My God, those monsters reduced it to the level of Detroit.

Long ITB for the reconstruction effort. That'll be done through shady defense contract type deals, right?

[Anonymous No.54145875]

is the $ symbol go like $100 or 100$

[Anonymous No.54145876]

>>54145007
Rebuilding will start someday. Be long in cement and rebar.

[Anonymous No.54145882]

>>54145863
What did you buy?
Also, its impossible to time the perfect bottom. Have some conviction in your buys.

[Anonymous No.54145884]

>>54145731
I wasn't missing out on anything. Whole sector went up quite a lot that year due to skilled workers shortages Some good people left for good unfortunately because of the HR team incompetence.

[Anonymous No.54145917]

>>54145875
before, but it is confusing because verbally you say it after

[Anonymous No.54145933]

SEE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE CHRIS HANSON, BUT I LIKES TO CALLZ YOU CHRIS HANDSOME

[Anonymous No.54145935]

guys
is this a financial crisis?

[Anonymous No.54145947]

>>54145601
All men die, but few men live. And, by God, Miles lived.

[Anonymous No.54145954]

>>54145935

[Anonymous No.54145961]

>>54145935
yes, it unironically is, but it is okay because the government will spend money and give out loans to prop up politician's careers without thinking about it very hard so this will pass.

[Anonymous No.54145962]

>>54145761
Yeah, wtf, didn't they even get a bailout from JP "Fortress" Morgan?

[Anonymous No.54145969]

>>54145935
Uhhh yeah, lot's of anons seem to be in denial.

[Anonymous No.54145979]

>>54145935
no it’s a fin-ACK!-cial cris-ACK!

[Anonymous No.54145982]

Where my MSFT chads at?

[Anonymous No.54145983]

>>54145811
"North Korea launches missile" is an "Iran achieves X% uranium enrichment" style "nothing ever happens" headline. Kim has no reason to nuke the country of Dennis Rodman.

[Anonymous No.54145986]

Even the biggest Bear in the world knows that this was just a panic and that its a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.54146000]

>>54145935
Yes, but it's not a credit crisis and the markets are still open. JPowell remains in power and we are not fighting over Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.54146006]

>>54145700
Here's a vocaroo of me trying to answer your questions about patent prosecution since i dont wanna shit up this thread with more patent-rambling.

Okay here's 1:50 minutes of me trying to answer your questions

https://voca.ro/12WBVXnL2bGF

[Anonymous No.54146010]

>>54145935
It is now.
>>54145962
I thought they did supposedly. They claimed 70 billion in cash from feds and Jp morgan. Not sure where that went.

[Anonymous No.54146009]

>>54145979

[Anonymous No.54146016]

>>54145731
FOOOTA

[Anonymous No.54146020]

>>54145700
>Are there cities where it’s easier to file?
Forgot to answer this question. No, as an individual patentee, it doesn't matter. It all goes to Virginia, where the USPTO is.

[Anonymous No.54146021]

>>54145986
You shouldn't trust everything you read. For some, you're the exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54146041]

Rising oil prices contributed to the last 40 years of recessions. It has also contributed to stock market peaks that resulted in bear markets. 73, 87, 94, 00, 08. Do you really think we will be walking away from this unscathed? Looks to me like Oil is starting to tell us more clearly that there is a recession coming...

[Anonymous No.54146046]

>>54144628
Are we just Terri Shiavoing FRC at this point? Just pull the plug already.

[Anonymous No.54146057]

>>54146046
The fundamentals of FRC are strong.

[Anonymous No.54146065]

Faggot

[Anonymous No.54146066]

>>54146041
oil is shitting the bed because Both india and china are buying russian oil at 30$

[Anonymous No.54146068]

>>54146021
>you shouldn't trust everything you read
Dude News on CNBC is 90% shock and panic pushing. Everyone on twitter is bearish, every retail who is a doomer. 100% smart money is buying this shit.
I'm not talking about regional banks, I'm talking about large cap banks that fell because...?

[Anonymous No.54146071]

>>54145935
Financial crisis? Good. The Fed will have to print more money.

[Anonymous No.54146072]

[Anonymous No.54146073]

>>54146046
If they get a buyer, prefs likely get paid at par.
FRC equity is still in positive territory, so a buyout is reasonably likely.

This is the bull case.

[Anonymous No.54146075]

>>54145935
Only for me

[Anonymous No.54146083]

>>54146046
>>54146057
FRC afterhours shares pumped 7% near closing off this news.

[Anonymous No.54146096]

>>54144979
My thoughts? I'm racist, Biden isn't "forgiving" student loans out of the goodness in his heart there must be something really bad about to happen, people who trade based on tax liability are fags

[Anonymous No.54146097]

>>54146072
God I wish. I thought about swapping into CHF when USD broke above parity, but instead I trusted the nips.

[Anonymous No.54146099]

>>54146083
Yeah, we're not talking impaired assets in a real sense. A solid bank lacking liquidity is like the ideal baghold target.

[Anonymous No.54146105]

You fucking HOSERS!

[Anonymous No.54146119]

>>54146096
Not necessarily, it's pandering. Make the Republicans look like skinflints while doing nothing to solve the underlying problem and, even if he wins, $10k or $20k is nothing.

[Anonymous No.54146121]

>US 10Y down 47 pips
recession confirmed

[Anonymous No.54146128]

>>54146057
>>54146073
>>54146083
now you can get your junk stock for $1

[Anonymous No.54146133]

>>54146121
>CNBC has it at 64

[Anonymous No.54146135]

>>54146121
Reminder that the 10y was literally what the retards at SVB invested in

[Anonymous No.54146143]

>>54146128
I don't own in FRC. I don't gamble.

[Anonymous No.54146156]

>>54145935
No, everything is fine. Trust the government.

[Anonymous No.54146162]

>Average Bears love life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Sxfrwzm9w

[Anonymous No.54146165]

>>54146046
Reminder Bear Sterns was at $2 before being sold at $10/share

[Anonymous No.54146169]

>>54146096
>>54146119
They should only "forgive" student loans for people who get STEM degrees or some sort of marketable BI. Then rotate out of STEM subsidies and into humanities after a decade or so. Some econ professor I had talked about this in college, forgot the name of the concept though.

Doesn't make sense to pay for people who took out loans for a degree in Gender Studies or European History

[Anonymous No.54146172]

>>54146006
Thanks very much! My buddy and I are developing a product and so far he’s applied for a provisional patent. He’s a shrink and thinks he knows everything, so actual expertise is very welcome.

Thanks again.

[Anonymous No.54146196]

MEATBALL RON

[Anonymous No.54146200]

>>54146169
>Some econ professor I had talked about this in college, forgot the name of the concept though.
Probably just ROI on student debt.

[Anonymous No.54146203]

>>54146169
Universities are communist enemies of civilization at this point, so ideally we have total loan forgiveness, taxed out of their endowments.

[Anonymous No.54146207]

>>54146135
price action on long duration moves a lot more than people think. that's why I recommend TLT instead of buying the short end of the curve.

[Anonymous No.54146215]

>>54144709
jeezus

[Anonymous No.54146221]

>>54146172
The bottom line is that you should go talk to a local patent lawyer about the non-provisional phase for patent prosecution. The non-provisional phase is where the "ball gets rolling" and things get serious. That is where patent attorneys become very important.

And absolutely not problem, good luck to you and your buddy who are developing some product. Hopefully it gets commercialized and you can remember that some autistic brown guy on /smg/ gave you some pointers for getting the ball rolling on your patent.

Commercialization is key

[Anonymous No.54146227]

>>54146203
Kind of like how Henry VIII seized church land and gold to fund wars in France I think we should seize university endowments to fund wars in France.

[Anonymous No.54146237]

>>54144709
who

[Anonymous No.54146240]

>>54146227
Anon, that's a horrible idea. Have you *seen* our war record against Muslim countries?

[Anonymous No.54146242]

>>54146169
>Doesn't make sense to pay for people who took out loans for a degree in Gender Studies or European History
Defeats the purpose as those are the only ones who need forgiveness. Personally I think they should simply allow the bankruptcy process to solve it.

[Anonymous No.54146253]

>>54144887
isn't credit score just like the chinese social credit system but in a strict "financial" sense? (In my country there isn't any "public" credit score and i'm trying to understand)

[Anonymous No.54146256]

>>54146119
I think it was to get cash into the banks was my point. Pandering to people who will vote for you anyways while alienating moderates doesn't feel like a political move

[Anonymous No.54146258]

>>54146242
>bankruptcy process to solve it.
What asset is there to seize to pay off debt?

[Anonymous No.54146259]

>>54144655
>NDX-100
That shit is going to crash when they raise rates by 50bps next week.

[Anonymous No.54146264]

If this was my job performance since 2018 I'd be fired.

[Anonymous No.54146266]

[Anonymous No.54146270]

>>54146207
The big issue was that SVB was UNHEDGED against said duration risk. SVB had unhedged exposure to interest rate risk - typically a major insurance company or any kind of bond portfolio manager will purchase interest rate swaps to transfer away any interest rate sensitivities in their portfolio. A lot of /smg/ and other finance armchair kibitzers are bemoaning the lack of IR swaps, but the treasuries probably had close to a 1% coupon, which wouldn’t have paid for the swaps at all.

[Anonymous No.54146284]

>>54146156
THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY
RIGHT GUYS, RIGHT???

[Anonymous No.54146310]

>>54146264
>MFW it could be a chart of my job performance since 2018

[Anonymous No.54146313]

>>54146270
yeah they shouldn't have been buying that much duration into a hiking cycle. still the price fluctuation that really fucked them is something we here can profit off of as the yields go back down.

[Anonymous No.54146319]

>you always call me a nigger

Okay I admit it. I act like a nigger. But you see there is something inherently American about acting like a nigger. The difference is a white man can control his chimp outs.

I want you guys to make it. You guys need to stop buying bags over 3750. You need to be /fit/ stop eating onions and get sunlight. You need to fuck 3d girls. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.54146325]

>>54146284

[Anonymous No.54146326]

>Nat Gas futures
I bought BOIL on close

[Anonymous No.54146331]

>>54146319
you had me until you said fucking 3d girls was financial advice. that is kind of jumping the shark

[Anonymous No.54146334]

>>54145554
You ever hit a Group220 gag order on a submission?

[Anonymous No.54146341]

>>54146319
Holy shit milkbreath you text like a FAG. you type like youre 19. be terse. text less.

[Anonymous No.54146345]

>>54146253
it's a number that shows how risky it is for someone to give you a loan.

[Anonymous No.54146348]

>>54146258
Nothing. It's an unsecured loan, or at least it should be. This would simultaneously solve the problem of excessive student lending, likely pressuring down the price of tuitions in the first place.
To give the poor access to higher education, maintain subsidies exclusively for the most in-demand degrees at any given time. Alternatively, they can use pay-sharing contracts.

[Anonymous No.54146351]

>>54146319
onions r extremely goood 4 u and 4 ur T

[Anonymous No.54146358]

>>54146319
>You need to fuck 3d girls
Absolutely not financial advice

[Anonymous No.54146363]

>>54146334
AI post.

[Anonymous No.54146373]

[Anonymous No.54146378]

>>54146331
If you are /fit/ then fucking 3d girls is practically free

>be 34 year old boomer
>at gym 1 earbud in and 1 with no earbud so I am more approachable
>sweatpants where you can clearly see my dick
>nice shirt that shows off my gains
>two different zoomer girls initiated conversation with me
>already have two dates set up this week

The bar is so low. Don't get married or you are buying bags. It is financial advice

[Anonymous No.54146384]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54146387]

>>54144887
I am currently unemployed.

[Anonymous No.54146388]

>>54145804
>>54146284

[Anonymous No.54146417]

Comfy

[Anonymous No.54146423]

>>54146363
No, there really is a Group 220 in the USPTO. They review patents with potential national security applications. If you're patent is one of these, it becomes property of the government and they pay you a licensing fee, or tell you to get fucked. It's referred to as the "red list" and is part of the Invention Secrecy Act
>Muh AI, dipshit

[Anonymous No.54146425]

>I'm going to keep having unprotected sex with zoomer girls on permanent birth control
>I'm never going to pay for the apps

I've been doing push/pull/legs 6 days a week and I could fuck a hole into a concrete wall right now

[Anonymous No.54146435]

>>54146417
>Comfy
I miss it

[Anonymous No.54146444]

>>54146425
The joke is there is a pussy between her legs. Get it? Hahahha

[Anonymous No.54146451]

[Anonymous No.54146456]

>>54146423
Invention Secrecy? I'm familiar with 120, not 220.

Do you want to know the one patent in a docket I've worked with that had extremely high amounts of secrecy and fed ballgags all over it? Like my boss would literally tell me that if I fuck up confidentiality on NFOA's / Office Actions, I am screwed?

The one patent application I've worked with that was guarded with so much secrecy you'd think it was cutting edge nuclear tech.


It was a fucking apple. A fruit.

[Anonymous No.54146467]

>>54146444
>her

[Anonymous No.54146469]

>>54145804
The bicyclist's eyes were looking down and not ahead.

[Anonymous No.54146474]

>>54146240
All draws
>Afghanistan
We got oil

[Anonymous No.54146480]

>>54146467
having hit the wall already at "27" she is definitely a woman

[Anonymous No.54146496]

>>54146456
Was it GMO or did it have some kind of proprietary bullshit a la Monsanto?

Also I remember AAPL arguing over a patent in court c. 2010, they had a monopoly on finger gestures for touch devices at the time. They tried to argue that a "click" was merely a "zero-length swipe"

[Anonymous No.54146497]

>>54146387
>>54144887
Most of these online scores you see use fake alternative calculation methods that make them look higher.
Still, it's pretty easy to get a high score if you just keep your payments at a minimum, keep a large total credit line, and have a history of zero late payments. Ideally one or two credit cards are kept open for a long time too, so that your average credit age stays high.

Some bad advice will tell you to run a balance to up your credit score. Never do this.

[Anonymous No.54146515]

>>54146456
Haha, this is sort of the same, but instead of apples it's nuclear weapons components and the like. Apparently there are a bunch of people from the DoE and the like that work at the patent office doing review. If it gets flagged, they send it over to national lab type people for confirmation and then call the FBI or DIA for a background investigation into the filer.

[Anonymous No.54146530]

>>54146480
If you wouldn't let her sit on your face you need to get your test levels checked. You can get blood work done for a couple hundred bucks

[Anonymous No.54146537]

>>54146497
>Some bad advice will tell you to run a balance to up your credit score. Never do this.
I assume they're partnered with a payday loan company and are told to say this, so it tanks their credit and makes them lean into their usurious scams
Debt consolidation can be tricky too - if you have two cards with a $5,000 limit and $1,000 on each, you've used up 20% of your balance, no biggie.
But if you consolidate the debt onto one and close the other, you've suddenly used up 40% of your balance and that looks bad

[Anonymous No.54146542]

>>54145935
let me put it this way anon
I hope you like rice and beans

[Anonymous No.54146547]

Fucking crabs. I just wanted the market to crash so I can put my entire meager net worth in $SPY leaps and retire. Was that really so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.54146566]

>>54146547
This desu.

[Anonymous No.54146581]

>he didn't dca into JEPI and SPXS and now he has to settle for rice, beans, and bug "meat"
>he can no longer afford to eat steak and lobster every day with a nice bottle of char done ay.
don't say i didn't warn you, because i didn't.

[Anonymous No.54146588]

Hedgies are short ladder attacking CS bros. Who wants to hop in for an epic squeeze on the shorts?

[Anonymous No.54146593]

FAS/FAZ seems like a really good pair to play right now.

[Anonymous No.54146601]

I've been gone the last few hours what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.54146608]

>>54146581
Nigger, I've BEEN DCA'ing into JEPI for months now. It's going down as fast as the indices and the divvies are getting cut every month. It's making me sneethe more than my pile of cash or my puts that aren't printing.

[Anonymous No.54146611]

>>54146581
I'm looking forward to buying JEPI under fifty us dollars. I sold mine in February

[Anonymous No.54146617]

>>54146581
I really thought yesterday you were going to get justed. I guess I was in the wrong.

[Anonymous No.54146623]

>>54146601
i ate a turkey sandwich for dinner and i think the meat was no good. having weird burps now

[Anonymous No.54146632]

Buddy what's happening in futures computer?

[Anonymous No.54146635]

>>54146474
>We got oil
>We
I *knew* there were Chinese posters ITT.

[Anonymous No.54146638]

>>54146608
>spy 1 month -4.9%
>jepi 1 month -3.64%

You sir are full of shit

[Anonymous No.54146645]

Further proof that society is fucked, lazy and broke as hell. How the hell can you justify blowing $5.00 for this?!

[Anonymous No.54146649]

>>54146237
MAY I PLEASE TAKE YOUR ORDER

[Anonymous No.54146662]

>>54146645
Are you allowed to just steal Little Ceasars add templates like that?

[Anonymous No.54146663]

>>54146444
>27
>dream
by 27 I already made my dreams come true. chicks about to hit menopause and keeps pushing the snooze button on life.

[Anonymous No.54146665]

>>54146326
I drink your onions shake.

[Anonymous No.54146668]

theyre going to bring tay back and let the bots say the nword.

[Anonymous No.54146676]

>>54146663
Not my problem. I just wanna fuck her in the school girl outfit

[Anonymous No.54146680]

>>54146608
>divvies are getting cut every month
check again smooth brain, its still offering 12% annual yield. its getting "cut" because the price is going down thus making you're trade price go down.

>>54146611
i'll keep averaging until ~$49. that seems to be the main support level. until then, its just a monthly investment, money i don't really need right now.

>>54146617
i'll just keep repeating myself i guess. i'm too busy to watch the market daily anymore. with the current bailout, bulls are using this as the latest excuse for the "fed pivot". short term bull run is likely, then the realization will kick in and thats when everyone gets rugged, or not. we'll see :)

[Anonymous No.54146687]

>>54146668
BASED

[Anonymous No.54146689]

>>54146645
lmao who the fuck can't even cook a grilled cheese sandwich?

[Anonymous No.54146693]

>>54146668
>experts
aka seething diversity and equity officers

[Anonymous No.54146707]

>>54146676
may your dreams come true too anon.

[Anonymous No.54146710]

>>54146496
When I say fed ballgags, i don't mean the cool fed ballgags people on 4chan think of when they think of glowies. I'm talking about boring commercialization-related ballgags from USDA and FDA for stupid fucking apples lol. I mean i was in Idaho, I was helping patent a lot of agro stuff.

>Also I remember AAPL arguing over a patent in court c. 2010, t
That is called "patent litigation" not patent prosuection.

Patent prosecution = boring as fuck USPTO filing procedures that take years. cozy, but boring. you deal with turbo boomer USPTO people and fed funding agencies (even more turbo boomer) like NIH, USDA, DOT, DOE, etc

Patent litigation = sexy, exciting court cases involving companies arguing over prior art / IP moat , which is where AAPL absolutely fucking slaughters everyone


I want to point out that while we can hate on AAPL for being a soulless megacorp, AAPL's patent litigators are badasses for pulling off some of their IP protection dispute victories

[Anonymous No.54146711]

>>54146638
Okay, so maybe it's not going down as fast as SPY, and that's just great. But my cash is going down 0% (pre-inflation). The divvies don't make up for that, I kind of wish I'd kept sitting on dry powder. Obviously there's benefit to having market exposure in case this fraud of a market keeps poomping on retard energy, but my plan was really to preserve cash for the ultimate slurp. I'm starting to feel like some homeless schizo, hoping for a crash that never comes.

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54146731]

reddit liked my video about reddit.
Who would’ve thought.

While spamming my shit, some dude literally did that “guilded” thing to my post and it fucking exploded and gave me 10k views.

I was just fucking spamming.
idk how to feel, boys.

[Anonymous No.54146735]

post emo bobo please

[Anonymous No.54146747]

>>54146711
It's an objectively better buy and hold that spy/voo/vti

The markets are doing bad so its doing less bad and paying you to hold it. JEPI is based people here just think it's witchcraft or something

[Anonymous No.54146748]

>>54146735

[Anonymous No.54146749]

>>54146593
Real chads trading
DPST
BNKU
BNKD

[Anonymous No.54146750]

>>54146731
You found your people

[Anonymous No.54146759]

>>54146601
The banking system has collapsed and your neighbors are going to eat you.

[Anonymous No.54146760]

>>54145935
No. Bears will get fucked.

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54146768]

>>54146668
data science trannies always have their pantsu in a bunch about EtHiCs n shit.
I think it makes them feel valuable and big brained to meme about how they finally dunnit and maed da ebin singularity that’ll go all The Matrix Revolutions on everyone’s ass

[Anonymous No.54146775]

>>54146749
I made a cool 25% on DPST yesterday morning after buying Monday close.

[Anonymous No.54146778]

>>54146515
> Apparently there are a bunch of people from the DoE and the like that work at the patent office doing review. If it gets flagged, they send it over to national lab type people for confirmation and then call the FBI or DIA for a background investigation into the filer.
Lol that sounds like something the DoE is specifically asked to do.

DoD, DoE, etc funded patent applications and patent disclosures have to go through several rounds of fed funding agency checkups. It explains why patent proseuction can take so long - you're relying on federal agency scientist to manually review your invention

[Anonymous No.54146779]

NEW

>>54146771
>>54146771
>>54146771
>>54146771

[Anonymous No.54146782]

>>54146748
<3

[Anonymous No.54146785]

>>54146760
Im gonna saute your prolapsed anus while still attached to your body.

[scops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54146794]

>>54146750
lol no
/g/‘s LISP threads are a little closer to home

[Anonymous No.54146799]

>>54146497
Ya never ran a balance am 27 opened a credit card at 18. I simply pay off my bills with the credit card and make sure I always have gas in the tank to kill it every month. Have a line of credit I've never touched and just keep accepting the increases for both. At like 55k maximum credit limit between the accounts

[Anonymous No.54146804]

>>54146775
Monday morning was the best. Easy 30-45% from the lows. If you were a real gambler and played WAL, FRC, PACW it was even crazier.

[Anonymous No.54146814]

>>54146749
FAS performed better after the Covid crash than BNKU or DPST.

[Anonymous No.54146856]

>>54146747
nice copium you got there anon.

>>54146711
JEPI is retarded. It dumps slower and goes up slower. That's all it does.

[Anonymous No.54146871]

>>54146444
>>54146425
>>54146378
im /fit/ but don't want to be social. i lift, play vidja, shit post and swing trade. do i just invite the zoomers to my place to watch netflix? im 29 btw.

[Anonymous No.54146957]

>>54144762
Credit bussy will be next for sure