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5413898 No.5413898 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

>DECK THE HALLS WITH CANDLES OF RED
>FA-LA-LA-LA-LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>TIS' THE SEASON TO BE BROKE
>FA-LA-LA-LA-LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>DON WE NOW OUR PINK WOJAKS
>FA-LA-LA-LA-LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5414126

Fuck you

>> No.5414140

SILLLLLLLLLLLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHT

>> No.5414149 [DELETED] 

>>5413898
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=93.0

SELL NOW NIGGER

>> No.5414204

JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.5414209

>>5414140
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

>> No.5414227

I love this fucking board

>> No.5414248
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5414248

>>5413898

im dreaming... of a green 'folio
just like the ones I used to know
where the candle tops glisten and children listen
to hear their buy orders filled low

im dreaming... of a green 'folio
with every buy order that I write
may your days be merry and clean
and may all your Christmases be green

>> No.5414373

Jew-ngle bell, Jew-ngle bell, Jewngle all the way (to the poor house)

>> No.5414401

>>5414373
0/10 see me after class

>> No.5414532
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5414532

>>5414401

>> No.5414587

when do i buy again to seal more gains

>> No.5414591

More pls this is now my new fetish

>> No.5414605
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5414605

>>5414248
Here's a You

>> No.5414613
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5414613

>THEN ONE FAGGY CHRISTMAS EVE
>THE IRS CAME TO SAY
>ANON WITH YOUR COINS IN SIGHT
>WOULD YOUR PAY YOUR TAXES TONIGHT

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5414647

ON THE FIRST DAY OF /BIZ/MAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A BUBBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5414849
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5414849

BUY, they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum

our new coin rises
Pa rum pum pum pum

the finest smart contracts
Pa rum pum pum pum

it solves the oracle problem
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

>> No.5414892

>>5413898
gayest thread ive seen in ages

>> No.5414920

this is pretty nice

>> No.5414987
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5414987

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5415025
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5415025

>>5413898
>>5414248
>>5414613
>>5414647
>>5414849

>> No.5415045
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5415045

>>5414987
good bread

>> No.5415067

>>5414849
kekekek

>> No.5415080

does this happen every time there is a correction. It's so festive

>> No.5415086

>>5413898

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZpI8sNshQ

>> No.5415116

>>5413898
Demento the pink-faced wojak
Had some very shiny bags
Full of LINK and Request
Even worse than all the newfags

All of the other wojaks
Used to post on /biz/ with all their gainz
But those gainz never came for Demento
Pajeets would just poo in his face

But then one foggy Forkmas Eve
Moneyskelly came to say
Demento with your bags so bright
Won't you pump ETH tonight

Then all the oldfags loved him
And Demento got his 8% gainz
It didn't matter in the end though
Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

>> No.5415140

>>5415116
very nice

>> No.5415196
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5415196

>LAST CHRISTMAS, PAJEET GAVE ME HIS BAGS
>AND THE VERY NEXT DAY, I SOLD THEM AWAY
>THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS
>ILL NO LONGER GO ON DISCORDSSSSS

>> No.5415207

bestus

>> No.5415243
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5415243

BEAR MARKET BEAR MARKET
BEAR MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COIN PRICES SWING
AND DOWN GOES THE KING
GROWING AND GROWING
RED CANDLES OF FUN
NOW THE MASSIVE DROP
HAS BEGUN
BEAR MARKET BEAR MARKET
BEAR MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS SELL LOW TIME
YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
MY RED EYES A GLANCIN
NEVER BILLIONAIRE
MONEY DISSAPEARS IN THIN AIR

>> No.5415361

>>5415116

10/10

>> No.5415506
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5415506

joy to the world, the bounce has come
let all receive their gains
let every account
prepare some funds
and FOMO buy right in
and FOMO buy right in
and FOMO, and FOMO, and buy right in

>> No.5415517
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5415517

How the Grinch stole Christmas

Except Roger Ver is the Grinch and he wants to replace Christmas with Cashmas, and steals all the children of WhoVille's Gains.

Christmas is dead. Long live Christmas Cash TM.

And what happened, then? Well, in Coinville they say – Roger Ver's wallet grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas CASH came through, and Ver found the strength of ten Bitcoins, plus two!

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5415604

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5415641

>>5415196
thanks OP this is the most fun thread ive seen in a long time

>> No.5415650
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5415650

O come, all ye hodlers
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to Bags-lahem
Come and behold Him
Born the King of Crypto!
O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
Bitcoin the Lord

>> No.5415660

Ripple gang
Ripple gang
Ripple gang
Ripple gang
Ripple gang

>> No.5415727

>>5415116
Made two small but optimal updates:


Demento the pink-faced wojak
Had some very shiny bags
Full of LINK and Request
Even worse than all the newfags

All of the other wojaks
Used to post on /biz/ with all their gainz
But those gainz never came for Demento
Pajeets would just poo in his face

But then one FUDdy Hardfork Eve
Moneyskelly came to say
Demento with your bags so bright
Sell and then pump ETH tonight

Then all the oldfags loved him
And Demento got his 8% gainz
It didn't matter in the end though
Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

>> No.5415750
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5415750

"Cash'd Out" Carol

Oh the candles outside are frightful
But the fiat is so delightful
And since we've no bags to stash
Let it crash, let it crash, let it crash.
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The buys are sure dropping fast
Let it crash, Let it crash, let it crash.

>> No.5415778
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5415778

Twas in the moon of winter-time
When all the gains had fled,
That mightyJohn McAfee
Sent pump and dumps instead;
Before their eyes the charts grew dim,
And wandering traders heard the hymn:
"Link is a Shit-Coin, Li-ink is shit,
Buy my bags instead."

>> No.5415810
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5415810

>>5415641

Merry ChristmAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs

>> No.5415878
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5415878

>>5415750

>> No.5416129

>>5415506
>>5414849
>>5414248
>>5415878

MORE SONGS!! MORE SONGS! :D

>> No.5416156

>>5416129
im spent my dude
it was a good thread

>> No.5416239

>>5416156
Very great job. I will try and pick up where you left off. Merry Christmas!

>> No.5416255

>>5416239
Merry Christmas everyone

>> No.5416390

>>5416129
>MORE SONGS!! MORE SONGS! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7UMBeonxkw. :D

>> No.5416450
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5416450

>I SAW MUMMY KISSING MCAFEE CLAUS
>UNDERNEATH THE MINING RIGS LAST NIGHT
>SHE DIDN'T SEE ME WEEP
>DOWN THE STAIRS TO HAVE A PEEK
>SHE THOUGHT I WAS TRADING
>UP IN MY CRIB TENDIES FAST ASTEEP

>THEN I SAW MUMMY TICKLE MCAFEE CLAUS
>UNDERNEATH HIS PUBES SO OLDY WHITE
>OH WHAT A LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
>IF DADDY HAD ONLY SEEN
>MUMMY KISSING MCAFEE CLAUS LAST NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT

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5416530

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5416626

made this for you /biz/ feel free to fuck with it or add more whatever who cares goodnight
>>5415243
p.s. sorry for not adding your post but i didnt get the reference...

>> No.5416643

>>5415810
Underrated.

>> No.5416740
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5416740

>>5416626
(fixed it)

>> No.5416780

Tax Season:

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the Taxman is dwelling
And everyone's Selling
All because of Fear!
It's the most horrible time of the year

>>5416740
Nice

>> No.5416785

>>5416740

thx

>> No.5416836

>>5416740
Am included in the screencap

>> No.5417036
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5417036

>>5414647

>ON THE SECOND DAY OF /BIZ/MAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:
>TWO TORMENTOUS DIPS
>AND A BUBBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5417083
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5417083

O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
How long you take to transfer
O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
Could BCash be the answer
Candles so green in bullish times
But turn to red when volume climbs
O Bitcoin Fee, O Bitcoin Fee
How long you take to transfer

>> No.5417090
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5417090

I'll cash out by /biz/mas
You can plan on me
Please give money I can spend
That's backed by the treasury

/biz/mas eve will find me
Where the ATM screen gleams
I'll cash out by /biz/mas
If only in my dreams

Won't you please give money
I can spend
Backed by the treasury
For me

/biz/mas eve will find me
Where the ATM screen gleams
I'll cash out by /biz/mas
If only in my dreams

>> No.5417118

Keep it going!

>> No.5417144

>>5413898
>bit coin is crashing
glad i didn't buy into that meme, see you faggots when i buy at the low point and make a stable profit regardless of your meme currency.
:^)

>> No.5417214

>>5417144
fuck off, it's already recovering, and this is a jolly thread.

>> No.5417248
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5417248

>>5417036
>ON THE THIRD DAY OF /BIZ/MAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:
>THREE TRANSFER FEEEEEEEEES
>TWO TORMENTOUS DIPS
>AND A BUBBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5417297
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5417297

>>5417248
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF /BIZ/MAS
MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME

4 Pink Wojaks
3 Transfer Fees
Two Tormentous Dips
And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5417314
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5417314

>>5413898
>>5414126
>>5414140
>>5414149
>>5414209
>>5414227
>>5414248
>>5414373
>>5414401
>>5414647
>>5414849
>>5415025
>>5415045

Join the fud discord
https://discord.gg/6xR6hy

>> No.5417341

>>5414849
padum padum padum pa dump dump dump

>> No.5417350
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5417350

ON THE FIRST DAY OF /BIZ/MAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME

A PINK WOJAK HANGING FROM A TREE

>> No.5417395
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5417395

FELIZ NAVIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5417433
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5417433

>>5417297
>ON THE FIFTH DAY OF /BIZ/MAS, MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME:
5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS!
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5417448

>>5417433
LEL

>> No.5417543
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5417543

>>5417433
ON the 6th day of /Biz/Mas my Folio Gave to me

Six Stinky Linkies
5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS!
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5417587
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5417587

Twas the night after ATH
Pajeets shilling the FOMOs to buy
Nothing but green candles on display
And good /biz/ boys hodling a pray
But alas, the bags were pre packed
For self thinking the /biztards/ lacked
In one full sweep the pajeets sold
And all biz boys were found dead cold

Merry ChristmAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>> No.5417628
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5417628

>>5417543

>On the 7th day of /Biz/Mas my Folio Gave to me:
7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
>5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5417645
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5417645

Dumps from Hotels
sweet panic sells
all seem to say
throw bags away
Cashmas is here
bringing some fear
Uncertainty and doubt
Can't cash out

>> No.5417653

https://actioncoin.io/ref/227046/

thanks guys!

>> No.5417725
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5417725

>>5417628

On the 8th Day of /biz/Mas my Folio Gave to MEEEEE

8 Pajeets Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
>5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5417736

I'm dreaming of a green candle
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the chart tops grow more and newbies fomo
To hear Bloomberg shill Bitcoin

I'm dreaming of a green candle
With every long they liquidate
May your days be stressful and long
And may all your candles grow strong

I'm dreaming of a green candle
Just like the ones I used to think
Where my Bitcoin smashes and altcoins crashes
To see wojaks turning pink

>> No.5417797

>>5417341
damn thats good

>> No.5418014
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5418014

>>5417725

On the 9th Day of /biz/Mas my Folio Gave to MEEEEE

9 forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
>5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5418083

>>5417214
you say that but the thread and stocks say otherwise :^)

>> No.5418107
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5418107

LITTLE DONKEY, LITTLE DONKEY, ONAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA MOM HEEEELLLPP AAAAAA THE BAD MEN ARE BACK MAKE IT STOP YOU PROMISED CHRISTMAS WOULD BE COMFY AAAAAAA

>> No.5418130

>ANON THE CRYPTO TRADER
>HAD A PORTFOLIO
>AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
>YOU'D PROBABLY SAY IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5418132

this is quite the thread

>> No.5418142
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5418142

>>5418014
ON the 10th day of /Biz/Mas my Folio Gave to Meeeee

10 Arkie Mommies

>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5418225
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5418225

Ahhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhh, AAAAHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space


When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's sell

Let's sell
For fear the crash will come
Let's sell
For fear my life is done
Let's pay
At the peak is when I buy
Let's pay
Over the market, the freefalling market


When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

>> No.5418267
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5418267

>>5418142
ON the 11th day of /Biz/Mas my Folio Gave to Meeeee:

11 billion Chinese A waking!

>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5418320

>>5418267
ON the 12th day of /Biz/Mas my Folio Gave to Meeee:

12 Shitcoin Mooning

>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5418378
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5418378

goodnight /biz/.

keep the jolly spirit alive

>> No.5418406
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5418406

even though, its been said many times many ways
buy high, sell low to you

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5418440

>>5418320
ON THE 13TH DAY OF /BIZ/MAS MY FOLIO GAVE TO ME

13 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'S

for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'ing

> 12 Shitcoin Mooning
>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!


>>5418225
bro this is fire

>> No.5418445
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5418445

PUT ONE STOP LOSS IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

AND SOON YOU'LL BE SELLING AT THE FLOOOOOOR

>> No.5418495
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>> No.5418524
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5418524

>>5418440
On the Four Teen'th Day of /Baz/Mass muh Good Son gave to Me

14 Store of Value's

>13 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'S

for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'ing

> 12 Shitcoin Mooning
>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5418541

Wojack hell,
Sound the bell,
Bitcoin laid an egg,
The alts this year,
had no fear,
'til the buy price fell away

>> No.5418546
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>>5418378
THERES NO SLEEPING ANON, YOU MUST BUY BUY THE DIP. OH GOD IT'S ALREADY CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE STOP STOP STOP GOING DOWN.

>> No.5418581
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>>5414227
Me too. I'm a recent emigrant from Trumpist/pol/
Fuck ideologies, make money

>> No.5418603

>>5418581
Knowing "with jews you lose" from /pol/ has steeled me against many a merchant trick here in the world of crypto my bro.

God speed to you this coming year and merry christmas.

>> No.5418813
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>>5418378
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.5418928
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>> No.5418997
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5418997

>AAAAAAAAAAHHH You can tell by the way I shill my coins I’m a crypto man; no threads to join
>CRASHING HAAAAAAARGH-D AND I’VE BEEN WARNED MY PORTFOLIO -
>IS BEING MOURNED
>And it’s alright
>It’s Okay…
>I hodl for long gains anyway
>Now I can try
>To understand
>The crypto priced based on demand
>My coins are crashing so my keyboard a mashing –
>I’m selling the dive
>Selling the dive
>Bitcoin is breaking and my hands are shaking
>I’m selling the dive
>Selling the dive
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Selling the dive
>Selling the dive
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SELLING THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.5419047
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5419047

Is it bad that you guys feel like an (awful) family to me?

>> No.5419119
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5419119

3 wisemen bearing kill() destroy() and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.5419148

best thread on biz in months

>> No.5419215
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5419215

Little Wojak that's Pink(Little Saint Nick - Beach Boys)

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Merry /biz/mas satan
>(Correction comes this time of year)
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Sell low and buy high, where weak hands can't hold
>There's a tale about /biz/mas that you've all been trolled
>And a real heavy bag, candles dressed up in red
>And he spends all his money on shitcoins that are dead.

>It's the little wojak that's pink
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA little wojak that's pink
>It's the little wojak that's pink
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA little wojak that's pink

>> No.5419347

>So this is Christmas...
>And what have you done?
>Another pump over...a new one just begun

>> No.5419517

>>5418524


On the fifteenth Day of /biz/mas my lender gave to me:

An unknown amount of monero

> 14 Store of Value's
>13 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'S

for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'ing

> 12 Shitcoin Mooning
>11 billion Chinese A waking!
>10 Arkie Mommies
>9 Forks of Bitcoin
>8 Pajeets A'Shilling
>7 WHALES A SELLING!
>6 Stinkie Linkies
****5 UNCONFIRMED TRANSACTIONS****
>4 Pink Wojaks
>3 Transfer Fees
>Two Tormentous Dips
>And a Big Fat Fuckin' Bitcoin Feeeeeee!

>> No.5419522

God rest ye, greedy gentlemen,
let no dip you dismay.

>> No.5419641

I am a poor boy too
Pa rum pum pum AAAAAAAAAAA
I have no bags to bring, pa rum pum pum AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5419642

Bitcoin Bubble's coming... to TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

>> No.5419736

Thanks for the lols before xmas.

>> No.5419819
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5419819

/biz/ is slowly becoming my favorite board

>> No.5419871

>>5418581
Same. Reddit influx and shillposting killed /pol/ beyond relief. I already know my beliefs, if there's a happening I'll visit. Until then, I'd rather make money.

>> No.5419980
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>>5419047

not at all at

>> No.5420732
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5420732

Guys I sold my home for bitcoins when it was 17k.

Should I hold?

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5420793

Hey Mr McAfee comes over here
To say Bitcoin's doing splendidly
But it's very red in my portfolio
Dumping whales are the enemy
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough
Can you stop the crash for me?

>> No.5420882
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5420882

TEN THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

>> No.5420908

>>5413898
>YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
>BUT THE PUNISHMENT FITS THE CRIME
>BUY AT ALL TIME HIGHS
>YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY
>THIS XRP AIN'T AFRAID TO FLY

>> No.5420964

>>5413898
Stop getting involved in the top 10 its fucking boring and slow gains... just buy into low MCAP alts that HAVE NOT BEEN PUMPED ALREADY (IS THIS PART CLEAR???)... and then sell for a safe profit on the pump... if you try to fucking maximise gains in a pump you will always get anal raped... it's not that hard people

Stop being fucking corecucks and stop being clueless about alts. Just join some PND groups and buy into low MCAP and NOT ALREADY pumped coins. Not that fucking hard...

https://discord.gg/qJns5cd
https://discord.gg/u7K3py
https://discord.gg/sNTXyY

>> No.5420977
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5420977

I WAKE UP
ALL STRAT NO XEM

I HIT THE STOP-LOSS
ALL LOSSES NO GAINS

>> No.5421018

>>5420908
Top fucking kek

>> No.5421037
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5421037

MCAFEE ROGER VER
>MCAFEE ROGER VER
MCAFEE ROGER VER
>MCAFEE ROGER VER
MCAFEE ROGER VER
>MCAFEE ROGER VER
MCAFEE ROGER VER
>MCAFEE ROGER VER
MCAFEE ROGER VER
>MCAFEE ROGER VER

>> No.5421060

>>5418997
Fucking hell these are some spicy pastas

>> No.5421108

I like coming here to read about the pain train.

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>>5421037

>> No.5421214
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5421214

Yesterday,
100k just seemed so far away...
Now I'm conquering all corecuck clay!
Oh, I believe
In dragons slain

>> No.5421251
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5421251

< FUCK

>> No.5421284

not a bubble? go on im listening

>> No.5421311

>>5414647
kek

>> No.5421387
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5421387

BANCOR IS UNSTOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.5422188

>>5421060
That was OC

>> No.5422232

>>5413898
>Everybodys waiting for the man with the bags

>> No.5422255
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5422255

OPEN WIDE

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quality thread

>> No.5423170

OH GAINS-MAS-TREE, OH GAINS-MAS-TREE,
HOW HEAVY ARE THOSE BAGS I SEE.
OH GAINS-MAS-TREE, OH GAINS-MAS-TREE,
HOW HEAVY ARE THOSE BAGS I SEE.

YOUR STOCK WAS GREEN IN THE SUMMER TIME
NOW IT'S RED IN THE WINTER TIME
OH GAINS-MAS-TREE, OH GAINS-MAS-TREE,
HOW HEAVY ARE THOSE BAGS I SEE.

>> No.5423770

>>5420732
Hes still up tho 300k to 850k pounds
But you can bet he dumps the whole stack very soon

>> No.5423834

>>5413898
get into that christmAAAAAAs spirit

>> No.5424184

>>5423170
Still caroling into the early morning huh /biz/

>> No.5424244

>>5418014
Lost my shit at this one.

>> No.5424314

>>5418603
Why do you have to shit up such a nice thread where we are all having fun together in the Christmas spirit with your stupid hateful post honestly

>> No.5424396

>>5415080
This happens everytime there's a slight dip.

>> No.5424617

>>5418997
best itt

>> No.5424734

>>5413898
https://discord.gg/2p2Jvbv
1. join this group
2. follow the calls, sell on target 2
3. ???
4. profit

>> No.5425120

Don't be an idiot anons https://discord.gg/Yde7f9F

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