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>> No.54135469

>>54135458
AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54135535
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>>54135458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
What was that about soft landing moomoo?
The U.S pulled out all the stops, and banks are still going down. Europe pulled out the stops 2-3 years ago. China was already and still IS collapsing.
The only winner on Earth right now is India and Mexico.
I tried to warn you.

>> No.54135553

2 more weeks

>> No.54135559
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>>54135458
What a complete shitshow

>> No.54135561

>>54135535
lol I would not call living in those countries winning

>> No.54135563

>>54135458
Yeah right Amerishart, we're not affected by your cuckdollars

>> No.54135568
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>>54135458
mfw i have €262 in société général which is down the most '_'

>> No.54135577

>>54135458
I moved from an EU bank to a EU energy trading company about a year ago

Best decision ever lmao

(yes I'm still wageslaving, but I have enough in crypto that I should make it next bull run)

>> No.54135578

>>54135458
Nooo not the heckin -3.9%

>> No.54135588

>>54135535
soft as diamond

>> No.54135590

Can't handle a correction, the Euros? Let the market operate you puds.

>> No.54135597

>>54135458
Not so smug now, huh europoors?

>> No.54135605

>>54135597
I'm literally cackling gleefully
finally it burns

>> No.54135612
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>>54135561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNPpssruFY
>I wouldn't call living in those countries winning.
You will, you all soon will.

>> No.54135613

>>54135458
Get fucked Euroniggers!
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!

>> No.54135616

>>54135458
nothing ever happens

>> No.54135618

>>54135458

>Stocks collapsing is the same thing as the company collapsing.
This is why you are poor.

>> No.54135626

>>54135590
>>54135597
>>54135605
face reality
the only thing collasping are american banks

>> No.54135638

>>54135535
>india and mexico
It's over...

>> No.54135643

>>54135605
this

>> No.54135675 [DELETED] 

>>54135561
>>54135612
>tesla megafactory being constructed in monterrey
>next president of mexico is Sheinbaum
>american leaders talking about invading mexico to 'get rid of the cartels'
The grift is in. Once the USA is done for, southwest USA will secede to join mexico and all the (((american))) leaders will head there.

>> No.54135682

>>54135458
>banco Santander
>collapsing
lol, lmao even

>> No.54135683
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54135683

>>54135638
good morning sir

>> No.54135701

>>54135458
No way near as bad the US is, it's just a global aftershock.

>> No.54135741

>>54135458
Fear mongering

>> No.54135780

>>54135701
This is actual copium from the Euromutt
Credit Suisse is on its last leg

>> No.54135825

>>54135458
It´s just a little gully is all

>> No.54135862

>>54135701
Every time the US gets a crisis the EU gets the same crisis 10x worse you dumb nigger newfaggot

>> No.54135966

>>54135458
>credit shit now begging for support from the swiss central bank

>> No.54136004

buy the dip. its a fortress!!

>> No.54136031

>>54135862
Not anymore.
EU banks are much tougher regulated than american banks..
The time to buy european banks is now.

>> No.54136060

>>54135701
fucking euromutts dont even realise that if the banks die they wont be able to finance energy drilling and other energy shit. get ready to freeze this winter.

>> No.54136073

Eu is under our boot. Thanks violence.

>> No.54136104

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET THE WATER NIGGA

>> No.54136111

>>54136031
>this time is different because of government bureaucracy
Please post be on /biz/ when the first major EU bank goes under

>> No.54136195

>>54136060
>Energy drilling
I think you mean solar panels in perma-cloudy nations. Wind farms in perma-windless regions.

>> No.54136223

>>54136031
>>54135626
imagine believing the babylon’s whore EU won’t collapse financially after three years of lockdowns and ukraine

>> No.54136232
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54136232

>>54135535
But the jews did start this fire

>> No.54136244

complete nothing burger as usual

>> No.54136246

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IT'S OVER
PUTIN WILL JUST ROLL UP IN A TANK IN LISBOA MAIN SQUARE
WEEP YOU FOOLS

>> No.54136308

>>54136195
Imagine thinking the US and Canada doesn't have enough fuel to export to meet all of Europe's needs.

>> No.54136322

So do I buy Credit Suisse?

>> No.54136388
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>>54136322
no bro... don't listen to the glowies

>> No.54136397

>>54136308
It doesn’t have enough for itself hence price hikes

>> No.54136399

>>54136322
Only if you're a complete retard.

>> No.54136428

Cassandra predicted this

>> No.54136446

>>54135626
Fuck you, I hope they all collapse

>> No.54136509

OP is a russian shill. Slava ukraini

>> No.54136592

>>54136397
You mean, we're not extracting presently, because the world supply is too high to make money off of it because of higher wages needed to be paid for said extraction?

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>>54135612
kek
If you think that, you are delusional

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54136869

>>54135458
Good,

>> No.54136891

>>54136592
No, the one you’re not extracting because of (((climate change))) excuse to ruin you financially goyim.

>> No.54136899

BURN IT ALL DOWN

>> No.54137198

>>54136891
This old song and dance, huh? China proclaims this, because they can't extract enough oil to meet their everly increasing demands, for their 1000 year plan. So, they rely on trade, and the more players in the game, results in higher prices, resulting in them losing in the end. Which is why they strung up this conflict in Ukraine. So that they may have access to Russia's 5 million barrel aday excess.

>> No.54137291

>>54137198
jews from US and EU created the fake conflict in ukraine in concert with jews from russia

>> No.54137379

>>54135578
Thats a bong bank they're not affected. Only Gay EU dying.

>> No.54137432

>>54135701
Incredible how hard amerigoblins were triggered by this post lmao

>> No.54137461

>>54137379
Brexit Barclays literally collapsed 9% today

>> No.54137497

>>54135458
Its happoooooniiiiingggg

>> No.54137508

>>54135458
puttin all my savings into shitcoins feels a bit less stupid now

>> No.54137519

>>54135458
Sacre bleau

>> No.54137540

>>54135535
Good morning saar

>> No.54137559

>>54136428
Like 500 times the past 8 decades

>> No.54137682

>>54137291
What I said is the truth Chang.

>> No.54137810

>>54137198
Bruh, you don't understand.
Only the Western Jews are capable of having interests and complex planning. Literally nobody else could have any geopolitical interests. This complex series of dominos everybody knew were going to fall into play eventually, and everybody has been planning to the best of their ability for. It was all the Western Jews exclusively. There are no other people on Earth who think

>> No.54137882

>>54137810
Sure thing, Chang. I know about your Belt and Road Initiative to secure oil resources that you don't have.

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>>54137882
Do I really have to /s on that one?

>> No.54137917

>>54137810
this but unironically
too much power, too much money, too high IQ, they simply cannot be stopped. goyim should just give up. it's over.

>> No.54137942

>>54137907
Do you think millions didn't fall for Chinese propaganda?

>> No.54138015

>>54135568
teach you to put money into something with such a faggy name

>> No.54138062

>>54135458
what do you mean? is their equity tied to their stock price? because if not, i guess they are not really collapsing, could it be that someone who invested in it needs the money for something different?

>> No.54138176

>>54136322
You short credit suisse

>> No.54138211

>>54138176
literally cannot go tits up

>> No.54138212

>>54135597
did you mispost from /v/ or /lgbt/?
this is /biz/, all yuropoors ITT have 99% of their networth in crypto

>> No.54138322

>>54135559
Kek

>> No.54138367

>>54138211
That's what I said 2 years ago when I bought those Sept 21 puts.

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>>54135458

>> No.54138472

>>54136322
probably worth the risk at .50 cents. This is not a healthy bank with a healthy balance sheet, they have been losing money for a year

>> No.54138748

>>54138367
show orders and position or gtfo

>> No.54138883

>>54135612
Include Brazil in this. Brics you be the next EU, but more based

>> No.54138909

>>54135458
Nice! Last time we had to have a full on recession before bank stock started going for pennies on the dollar. This time around we just have to skip a few meals.

>> No.54138925

>>54137379
>Credit Suisse
>EU

>> No.54138940

>>54135535
Philippines should do fine. They're young, dumb, and willing to send money back home from the countries begging for bodies.

>> No.54138972

>>54135780
>Credit Suisse
>Europe

>> No.54139129

>>54138925
>>54138972
>ITT Ameritards with no understanding of European geography & Eurozone

>> No.54139434

>>54139129
Since when Switzerland is part of the EU or the Eurozone? The only non EU "country" that uses EUR is Kosovo.

>> No.54139552

>>54139434
Case in point

>> No.54139633

>>54136060
>fucking euromutts dont even realise that if the banks die they wont be able to finance energy drilling and other energy shit

there is nowhere to drill in europe

>> No.54139765

>>54138748
Nigga they're long expired and I'm not digging through my brokerage statements.

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54139869

>>54135458
thank god

>> No.54140193

>>54139765
then shut the fuck up

>> No.54140319

>>54135535
The U.S. will be fine retard.
The EU will fail and Europe will once again become the eternal battlefield it was meant to be.

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>>54135458
>Europeans are going to bed

>> No.54140479

DOES THE EU HAVE AN FDIC EQUIVALENT?

>> No.54140593

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.54140598

Just withdrew everything from my bank. What happens now? Do my direct debits not go through or does an overdraft kick in?

>> No.54140611

>>54140479
It would probably be down to the individual countries, the UK has the FSCS but they don't have enough money to cover multiple major banks collapsing and we have bail-in law here now

>> No.54140640

>>54140598
It depends on your bank, I have overdraft disabled on my accounts so payments just decline if there's no money.

Don't take out so much money that your direct debits don't go through, just leave the bare minimum in there, UNLESS it's all the money you have.

>> No.54140658

>>54140193
Fuck you. I hope you're right but it's been 2 years of shorting CS being a "sure thing" (for you to lose your shirt on).

>> No.54140729

>>54140640
I'm in the process of opening an islamic bank account but thought withdrawing £26k cash would be funny. Feel a bit retarded now

>> No.54140801

>>54135458
Surely it's just a coincidence that both EU and NA banks are having problems at the same time!

>> No.54140864
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>>54140801
An economy built on I.O.Us

>> No.54141872

>>54138416
Is this real?

>> No.54141911

Is this the great reset?

>> No.54141920

>>54141872
Yes

>> No.54141950

>>54140801
The EU is a vassal state of the US so no it's not a coincidence, when an empire gets into trouble so do their slave states

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>>54135458
Boy I sure love living through my third once in a lifetime financial crisis, surely bankers will learn from this
>They won't

>> No.54142109

>>54135535
Feels good being a beaner, sirs

>> No.54142308

>>54138062
anon we're not trying to reasonable here
RED BAD
GREEN GOOD

>> No.54142357

>>54135458
They halt the trading because 5%
The stock markets are rigged and it’s not good for price like they think it is

>> No.54142684

>>54142020
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

>> No.54143062

>>54141950
>slave states
Please use "protectorates" instead. Makes me feel a bit better. Thank you.