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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:42:39 2023 No.54132256 [Reply] [Original]

Pigs Get Slaughtered Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:43:33 2023 No.54132276 looks like i was the one who lost the bet

>>	Gary Wed Mar 15 12:44:01 2023 No.54132284 Still only 3 banks collapsed? How many days since the last bank collapsed? 4 days? 5 days? lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:44:59 2023 No.54132295 File: 72 KB, 593x584, 1651826831854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going all in on CS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:03 2023 No.54132296 File: 339 KB, 1117x588, BLACKOUT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >40% OF US CORPORATES WILL BE IN BLACKOUT WINDOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:07 2023 No.54132299 oil broke 70, to 62 we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:17 2023 No.54132301 File: 613 KB, 2000x1033, bearpack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:19 2023 No.54132302 >nows

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:32 2023 No.54132311 File: 235 KB, 900x600, bobocomin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:49 2023 No.54132317 File: 9 KB, 444x425, 1678847068608269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >credit suisse is actually going to default euro frens why fix your banks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:50 2023 No.54132319 File: 632 KB, 1013x1008, 1665130247363534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX BREAKOUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL >VIX BREAKOUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL >VIX BREAKOUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL >VIX BREAKOUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:50 2023 No.54132318 >>54132284 Gary, please! This is not the time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:23 2023 No.54132326 File: 18 KB, 696x137, 177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1.77 (-29.48%)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:24 2023 No.54132327 File: 107 KB, 1024x920, 1676949294983983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, what happened? Europe collapsed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:28 2023 No.54132328 File: 98 KB, 325x307, 1678501449689412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >market not even open yet >2% down on spy nearly m...maybe the chat GBT bot was right wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:32 2023 No.54132330 >>54132284 Gary! Stop it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:41 2023 No.54132333 All time high in gold/GBP, it’s happening

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:54 2023 No.54132336 SAUDIS SAVE ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:59 2023 No.54132337 >>54132326 Fug

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 12:47:04 2023 No.54132339 haha its funny to think back to just a few weeks ago when everyone was euphoric again screaming "stonks" from the rooftops completely ignorant to everything get exit pumped on retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:47:13 2023 No.54132343 File: 338 KB, 680x458, chudswin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's go Brandon!

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:47:16 2023 No.54132344

AMD was a joke company and had no future in AMD 10 years ago, now they have turned the ship around and surpassed Intel marketcap.
Companies that are dominant in a field will become complacent and feel they are too big to fail, they don't innovate or take risks allowing the competition to catch up. You find legacy companies with huge marketcaps in their respective markets and find the smaller companies that are slowly innovating in the background away from the spotlight. One such company is Illumina who have cornered the gene sequencing market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:47:29 2023 No.54132347 >>54132327 Yes, the only continents now left are America, Asia, Africa and Antarctica.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:47:35 2023 No.54132348 File: 19 KB, 688x135, 176.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132337 1.76 (-29.88%)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:48:00 2023 No.54132357 File: 205 KB, 555x475, 1678736828715272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil princesses really thought that oil is gonna go back to $80 before going down to 72 ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:48:02 2023 No.54132358 File: 89 KB, 886x886, 1622538400992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the point in hiking if treasury yields on the market are dropping like a rock? How can you hike against the market pulling the other way?

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 12:48:15 2023 No.54132360 >>54132347 africa is both a continent and a country, dethroning australia for being the largest landmass to be both

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:48:21 2023 No.54132362 File: 197 KB, 986x1013, 1651106956270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132347 Isn't Australia a continent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:00 2023 No.54132372 Boil bros....it was our turn.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:32 2023 No.54132381 >>54132319 I opened ATP because of this post and it's only at 28, fuck you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:39 2023 No.54132384
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>An entire year of red where everything dumps in unison daily on even the slightest bearish speculation
>"The Fed will never pivot or do QE ever again!!!!"
>European central banks begin QE
>"S-still never gonna happen bulls hah!"
>Markets clearly bottom
>Shit-tier regional bank blows up
>US government makes up new rules overnight and begins not-QE
>Rate hike odds take a shit
>"We need a huge crash to fix everything!!!!!!"
Jesus fucking christ bears are seething harder than I ever thought they would. The writing is on the wall you dumb fags, get with it. You got lucky for an entire year, that WAS the huge crash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:40 2023 No.54132385 File: 38 KB, 678x525, 1633217840183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132360 >africa is both a continent and a country

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:46 2023 No.54132387 >>54132362 No, it's an annoyance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:49 2023 No.54132390 Wtf Everything is crashing on literally no news???

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:53 2023 No.54132392 File: 67 KB, 991x413, notus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132317 Nice try shekelberg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:59 2023 No.54132393 how do we adequately insulate ourselves from yuropoor inability to manage their own finances

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 12:50:27 2023 No.54132401 >>54132385 welcome to the new world order

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:50:55 2023 No.54132404 >>54132384 > Didnt even hit prepandemic levels Heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:51:03 2023 No.54132406 File: 92 KB, 641x606, 1670882318423435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132387 lmao gottem

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:51:04 2023 No.54132407 Where are we on the happening scale?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:51:30 2023 No.54132409 >>54132357 It was at 80 last week lol

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 12:51:34 2023 No.54132413 >>54132384 how much have you lost on calls every week

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:51:36 2023 No.54132414 File: 1.42 MB, 320x173, nicolas-cage.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132390 >>54132390 >no news

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:51:45 2023 No.54132421 We have known CS is goin down for weeks now. Is this volmageddon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:05 2023 No.54132425 File: 195 KB, 553x936, dc5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132407

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:34 2023 No.54132429 File: 572 KB, 800x969, 1618511954556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Market is falling below where I sold a year ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:35 2023 No.54132430 >>54132421 Yeah, but now the biggest bagholder wont' inject more capital.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:42 2023 No.54132431 why contain it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:56 2023 No.54132434 File: 80 KB, 299x345, 1659546076476888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my dad this morning said "maybe I should get out of the market" its time to buy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:02 2023 No.54132437 Bitcoin was literally created for situations like this and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:17 2023 No.54132442 >>54132421 We also know that rapes will be hiked by a huge bepis but the market isn't pricing that one in either

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:19 2023 No.54132444 File: 500 KB, 1200x1136, 1674141357685135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132384 Kek how much have you lost baggie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:23 2023 No.54132446 >>54132404 U srs? All kinds of things hit 2019/2020 levels by September/October 2022. But also that's an arbitrary level so

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:34 2023 No.54132448 >>54132407 > Multiple smaller banks have failed > Major bank very close to failing I dunno, the way the market works this probably is bullish for semis and tsla cause something something feds

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:53 2023 No.54132454
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>>54132256 >>54132276 >>54132284 >>54132318 >>54132330 >>54132295 >>54132296 >>54132299 >>54132301 >>54132302 >>54132311 >>54132317 >>54132392 >>54132319 >>54132381 >>54132326 >>54132337 >>54132348 >>54132327 >>54132347 >>54132360 >>54132385 >>54132401 >>54132362 >>54132387 >>54132406 >>54132328 >>54132333 >>54132336 >>54132339 >>54132343 >>54132344 >>54132357 >>54132409 >>54132358 >>54132372 >>54132384 >>54132404 >>54132446 >>54132413 >>54132444 >>54132390 >>54132414 >>54132393 >>54132407 >>54132425 >>54132421 >>54132430 >>54132442 >>54132429 >>54132431 >>54132434 >>54132437
Good morning, Sirs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:53:53 2023 No.54132453 >>54132421 their liquidity base is strong. not failing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:54:33 2023 No.54132463 File: 60 KB, 599x559, 228B74C5-6B2F-4774-A735-22E90F51D895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The stock market is fine. The economy is fine. Banks are fine.

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 12:54:39 2023 No.54132466 beautiful morning for a meltdown

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:54:41 2023 No.54132468 >buying the dip when it keeps dipping and wont stop dipping till SPY hits 200 I seriously hop you guys don't do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:54:46 2023 No.54132470 >>54132454 Good morning sire

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:05 2023 No.54132473 File: 299 KB, 1651x1227, 4d8edu7tsk651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132454 H...HALLO ??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:06 2023 No.54132474 >>54132453 then why is it tanking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:10 2023 No.54132476 >>54132454 lol good morning faggot, have a good shit lately

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:22 2023 No.54132481 >>54132454 GM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:27 2023 No.54132482 >>54132454 Spamming/flooding. Extremely low quality as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:31 2023 No.54132486 File: 55 KB, 800x748, 1531351580193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOBO WAS RIGHT YESTERDAY WAS AN EXIT PUMP HOLY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:52 2023 No.54132489 >>54132317 They sent all their money to zalenski maybe Ukraine can bail them out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:56:19 2023 No.54132496 >>54132431 I think this guy might have a point

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:56:39 2023 No.54132498 File: 414 KB, 1178x1024, 1178px-Die_Schlacht_bei_Krefeld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] should I load up on CS stock now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:56:40 2023 No.54132500 The banking system is safe and effective

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:56:43 2023 No.54132502 Give me SPY 380, damnit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:05 2023 No.54132512 >>54132362 Australia is a psyop, that's all I can reveal to you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:16 2023 No.54132514
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:19 2023 No.54132515 File: 486 KB, 1080x1620, 1678880461729260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ruZZia fucking won, we destroyed both europe and america's drone. And americunts cant do shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:23 2023 No.54132517 >>54132498 Computer Science?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:32 2023 No.54132519 WHAT A WEEK, HUH ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:42 2023 No.54132522 File: 1.77 MB, 498x284, please_disperse.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:57:52 2023 No.54132523 File: 23 KB, 254x274, 1678715958319922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:05 2023 No.54132529 File: 411 KB, 840x854, a life ruined.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M SO HAPPY CAUSE TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS ARE IN MY HEAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:16 2023 No.54132534 >slurped oil >it went up >had a feeling I slurped too early >sold for a small profit >it dumps

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:19 2023 No.54132535 >>54132515 >they still don't know a third of credit suicide's assets are rus Kek vatniks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:25 2023 No.54132538 >>54132500 rofl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:26 2023 No.54132539 give me some big scary red numbers accompanied by scary red lines going straight down lads

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:28 2023 No.54132540
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>>54132498
Based Military Art enjoyer. I'm thinking of closing my positions and going cash. But SKYT is up 5% in pre-market. Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:30 2023 No.54132541 >>54132453 then why is it tanking ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:59:25 2023 No.54132551 File: 4 KB, 416x59, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132453 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:59:56 2023 No.54132558 >>54132534 Seems like the market is pricing in using useless paper money for fuel instead of oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:59:57 2023 No.54132559 huh seems to be freefall days. a lot of stuff over 5% down for no good reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:00:17 2023 No.54132562 File: 1.34 MB, 3233x2214, AlphonseNeuvilleFriedhofSaint-PrivatL1100806_(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132517 Credit Swiss >>54132540 Based, saved

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:00:31 2023 No.54132567 I have 20k in savings Help me turn it into 21k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:00:55 2023 No.54132576 File: 83 KB, 1210x466, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, it's over. Make preparations. https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1626232682882699270

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:01:16 2023 No.54132584 >>54132317 wow anon wasn't shitting this time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:01:23 2023 No.54132588 File: 1004 KB, 4614x3072, 1618423924087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >PPI shows cooling Imagine if we pivot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:01:31 2023 No.54132590 >>54132567 stick with us and we'll help you turn it into 12

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:01:50 2023 No.54132594 >>54132498 betting on the underdog is not exactly the same as betting on the dead dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:01:57 2023 No.54132596 >>54132551 Liquidity doesn't matter much if you have zero trust capital

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:04 2023 No.54132599 File: 197 KB, 1200x800, ddd3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132567 lean hogs and DENN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:16 2023 No.54132601 >>54132576 >GPT makes a couple of accurate predictions >the market starts to believe it >they start dumping whenever GPT says it will the future is bright

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:31 2023 No.54132604
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I'm going to boldly proclaim that "the market" is completely wrong about Credit Suisse and that this whole episode will eventually become another memberberry like Deutsche Bank and Evergrande.

>Credit Suisse will not default
>There will be no emergency rate cuts
>Inflationary pressures will ease but not subside
>There will be no FED pivot
>We will enter the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%
>The S&P 500 will hit 4350pts (+/- 75 pts) in the first half of 2023.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:36 2023 No.54132607 File: 505 KB, 2560x1631, Capt._Kenneth_Keith_Forbes_Canadian_Artillery_in_action.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132562

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:01 2023 No.54132613 Fucking doomed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:14 2023 No.54132615 >>54132567 5% CDs at most banks and credit unions. Markets are unstable right now and your 20 could go to 15 or 25 in a week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:14 2023 No.54132616 >>54132576 >>54132601 >chatgtp has predicted 9 of the last 2 recessions

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:31 2023 No.54132622
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>>54132529
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:39 2023 No.54132626 credit swiss down 25% IN PRE MARKET how big is this happening?!

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Mar 15 13:03:43 2023 No.54132627 >>54132588 He's not going to pivot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:52 2023 No.54132632 >>54132498 Do it and post results in a week. I need some entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:56 2023 No.54132633 someone tell me what's going to happen so I don't have to stare at charts all day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:03:57 2023 No.54132634 >>54132616 Better than pretty much anyone's record

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:05 2023 No.54132636 >muh AI can predict the future why are people such retards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:12 2023 No.54132639 File: 261 KB, 1024x799, 28090606853_e864e689ec_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132594 that's true, but there's a very fine line inbetween >>54132607

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:15 2023 No.54132641 >>54132626 Their saudi lifeline backed out

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:28 2023 No.54132645 WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOING ON I JUST CHECKED THE FUCKING >F*TURES

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:42 2023 No.54132649 what's the over/under on us tripping a breaker on open

HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 13:04:43 2023 No.54132650

>>54132567
listen to be this could be the biggest moment of your life
i want you to go into spy options
i want to you look at calls expiring today
i want you to buy 5 bucks otm at open
with everything you got
slurp that heckin dipperino son cuz making 1k with 20k isnt even enough to beat inflation

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:47 2023 No.54132654 >>54132616 michael burry bot 4.0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:50 2023 No.54132655 >>54132627 yeah, JPigger is going to crash it with no survivors to fulfill his volker fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:04 2023 No.54132659 >>54132634 lol no that thing is useless

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:06 2023 No.54132660 cant be the only one thinking of slurping the too-big-to-fail stuff going to be really tempting in the upcoming days/weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:09 2023 No.54132662 File: 102 KB, 1457x1057, 1664341985688994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mumu.. sleepyhead,.. wake up we're opening soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:09 2023 No.54132663 >>54132601 So when they said AI devs will rule the world, that's what they meant...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:17 2023 No.54132665 >>54132590 >>54132599 >>54132615 I should clarify I am leaf so it’s more like 15k USD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:32 2023 No.54132673 >>54132616 >chatGPT is Bob Kiyosaki somehow, I always knew it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:38 2023 No.54132675 >>54132655 Checked dubs of truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:48 2023 No.54132678 >>54132626 >how big is this happening?! Little to nothingburger as the Swiss National Bank would step in if need be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:05:58 2023 No.54132682 File: 24 KB, 250x411, gaan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It'll heal today bros. We end green. Check'em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:06:05 2023 No.54132683 >>54132649 zero

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:06:07 2023 No.54132684 >Gold mooning >BTC mooning >Stocks dumping >2Y Yields dumping CANCEL ALL ORDERS CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:06:09 2023 No.54132686 Apparantly all institutional investors have pulled put of suisse. Its 100% retail

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:06:16 2023 No.54132688 This was bad timing to pull the trigger on a bunch of TQQQ shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:06:31 2023 No.54132691 >>54132284 Bbbbbbbased!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:00 2023 No.54132700 >>54132650 most conservative portfolio in this day and age

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:17 2023 No.54132702 >>54132682 poor guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:19 2023 No.54132703 >>54132682 Everything's gonna collapse tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:27 2023 No.54132704 Anyone else got a boner right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:28 2023 No.54132705 Some of you guys are alright, don't look at european banks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:59 2023 No.54132713 Nothingburger. We could literally have nukes dropped all over the US + World War 3 tomorrow and everything would close at record highs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:09 2023 No.54132715 BUDDY LOOK AT FTSE100 COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:12 2023 No.54132716 >>54132704 nah I'm pretty flacid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:24 2023 No.54132720 File: 355 KB, 1367x1921, 1670374240144424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cramer managed to top tick the high of the year, tell investors to buy several regional banks a month before they collapsed, and called for a soft landing yesterday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:26 2023 No.54132722 >>54132704 Yes, but I haven't coomed in 5 days so already had it for 3 days at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:27 2023 No.54132723 File: 1.27 MB, 2500x1702, 1678623356129017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132639

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:53 2023 No.54132730 File: 1.06 MB, 720x1280, 1669181842274097.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, time for a mood checkup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuPOwe-2EYA

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 13:09:02 2023 No.54132732 >>54132713 good point were forgetting that russian planes are now intercepting us drones over international waters

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:26 2023 No.54132739 >>54132713 If most major cities get nuked, I think it might force jerome to pivot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:27 2023 No.54132740 File: 33 KB, 600x800, EF65B9E0-1E1F-44E6-A09D-4A08AEF5F0FC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I shilled the Biden boom yesterday What was I thinking…

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:38 2023 No.54132747 Beware the ides of March

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:52 2023 No.54132749 i just wanted to say good luck, we're counting on you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:10:11 2023 No.54132752 >>54132576 Selective bias fallacy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:10:24 2023 No.54132756 >>54132730 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVnlphVLJrc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:10:36 2023 No.54132762 >>54132453 then why is it tanking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:10:41 2023 No.54132764 Futures too red to expect we go lower today. If I see SPY 380 I'll slup, but I doubt it will happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:10:56 2023 No.54132769 >>54132713 yup. that's cuz it's all manipulated by the US federal reserve and the US govt

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:01 2023 No.54132771 I've lived through 1 whoops 2 I mean 3 wait no 4 once-in-a-lifetime economic crises

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:10 2023 No.54132776 >>54132704 No, but I got an urge to pile my spare cash in money markets until the rest of my boomerfolio stops bleeding

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:41 2023 No.54132786 >>54132732 >Now Buddy...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:51 2023 No.54132789 Millennial ready for the 3rd once in a generation financial crisis?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:12:05 2023 No.54132790 >>54132762 market participants making irrational trading decisions

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:12:43 2023 No.54132798 >>54132789 4th

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:12:55 2023 No.54132801 >>54132789 JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:00 2023 No.54132803 >>54132730 this webm always make me feel better as for my mood, It'll get better, but until then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxXHEx-XnU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:02 2023 No.54132805 wtf is CXAI and why do I have 25 shares all of a sudden

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:05 2023 No.54132807 >>54132762 Hysteria

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:19 2023 No.54132811 File: 39 KB, 640x628, 1610929674971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132790 Yes, I'm sure you are smarter than investment bankers with PHDs, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:34 2023 No.54132815 File: 16 KB, 685x138, 175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1.75 Down over 30%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:46 2023 No.54132816 File: 434 KB, 1328x1488, 1655119732263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132789 bring it on

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:50 2023 No.54132818 A CREDIT DEFAULT SWAP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:05 2023 No.54132824 >>54132815 It's dead Jim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:15 2023 No.54132827 >>54132789 3rd? 2001, 2008, 2020 We're on 4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:21 2023 No.54132834 >>54132811 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:23 2023 No.54132836 File: 250 KB, 1421x2100, 1661985131889751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132789 LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:26 2023 No.54132839 File: 321 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20230315-235557_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bounce coming soon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:39 2023 No.54132844 >>54132811 >investment bankers with PHDs PhD's in flawed economic theory

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:48 2023 No.54132849 >>54132815 What? Why isn't it updating? Woooooah that's a big shakeout. BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER. Woooooah look at that. They're probably gonna halt trading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:00 2023 No.54132851 >>54132811 >smarts prevents unfavorable decision making a retard is you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:01 2023 No.54132852 File: 63 KB, 719x688, 1678125596189436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RUSSELLBROS PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:04 2023 No.54132853 File: 79 KB, 942x530, sou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:15 2023 No.54132854 where's that faggot that's been holding TQQQ all year? my single CS put that i bought yesterday now has me beating your entire year by, what, $1,000?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:19 2023 No.54132857 Cathy Wood's ARKK fund had the biggest inflow yesterday since 2021. Kek baggies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:42 2023 No.54132866 File: 11 KB, 570x290, 761D6A45-22A4-4119-8BCB-C200458CB163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck I’m going to pivoooooooot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:16:05 2023 No.54132875 File: 447 KB, 1200x900, aleksandr-averyanov-the-podvig-of-general-kostenetsky-undated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132853 >>54132723

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:16:40 2023 No.54132886 >>54132311 nice bobo fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:16:42 2023 No.54132887 File: 2.14 MB, 576x1024, 1678424262988095.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post yfw the west collapses today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:16:51 2023 No.54132889 File: 39 KB, 468x384, 1411941416001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132839 meme lines by a roach?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:13 2023 No.54132897 >>54132866 >Crash hasn't even happened yet (May) >He thinks the pivot is happening any time soon We will see 10% interest rates and you will like it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:20 2023 No.54132900 >>54132818 since it's Switzerland watch out for A CERN JUST PARTICULARLY ACCELERATED THROUGH YOUR BASEMENT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:28 2023 No.54132901 >>54132866 Where's covid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:29 2023 No.54132902 >>54132811 >why yes i am a doctor of philosophy in investment banking, how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:38 2023 No.54132906 File: 202 KB, 580x477, 1610917477275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132887

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:51 2023 No.54132907 File: 332 KB, 750x422, 1615080665709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is the BOIL shill? I would like to have a minute with him

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:17:57 2023 No.54132911 >>54132839 >Turks in charge of economy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:18:07 2023 No.54132914 File: 226 KB, 488x434, 1670552134676467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132887

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:18:22 2023 No.54132919 >>54132866 >I’m going to pivoooooooot No, you're not. :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:18:33 2023 No.54132922 File: 1.22 MB, 3292x2072, Battle_Of_Koniggratz_1866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132853 >>54132875

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:19:04 2023 No.54132935 File: 334 KB, 973x775, 1614885905525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures putting us right back to where we were on friday good morning sirs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:19:33 2023 No.54132948 File: 125 KB, 1024x576, Rooney-Mara-1024x576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132887

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:20:21 2023 No.54132959 File: 21 KB, 310x350, 1678536323939053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132935 double bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:20:22 2023 No.54132961 File: 194 KB, 1323x1308, 1671201439394452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:20:25 2023 No.54132962 File: 48 KB, 657x483, Screenshot 2023-03-15 141943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] normal premarket behaviour

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:20:33 2023 No.54132966 WOAHHHH THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT WOAHHHHHHHH THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:20:48 2023 No.54132973 Why did I hold my calls overnight. Fuck you bobo scum

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:24 2023 No.54132985 File: 944 KB, 700x2000, 1666222958576034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bobo please use the lube

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:33 2023 No.54132991 File: 39 KB, 800x450, 1671485650568434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I called this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:34 2023 No.54132992 File: 37 KB, 540x507, Holy fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek oil free falling. we are literally in a recession now and the market has not priced this in yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:39 2023 No.54132997 I only see -570 why isn't it updating?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:44 2023 No.54132999 >>54132962 That's a hell of a Bart Simpson if i ever seen one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:47 2023 No.54133001 We go up this morning just watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:22:21 2023 No.54133011 >>54132992 I told people in previous thread that if we break 70 and do not bounce we will slide to 62

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:22:27 2023 No.54133015 literally fucking nothing is going to happen, do people not understand the power of 2 more weeks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:22:52 2023 No.54133024 >>54133001 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:22:54 2023 No.54133025 File: 324 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20230315-235718_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:23:11 2023 No.54133031 File: 954 KB, 2500x1465, cb6d5acd988094851100a26779cda786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132922 amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:23:56 2023 No.54133037 >>54133011 So buy at 62? I want something to slurp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:23:58 2023 No.54133040 >>54132962 holy shit I didn't even realize this. It literally uninverted in a week

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:07 2023 No.54133047
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>>54132256
I'm tempted to think S&P's going to 3800 floor, but during these times things swing hard, and yesterday wasn't a strong positive swing. So I'm guessing the markets will go up
but i don't know the put/call ratio so that would be the biggest indicator

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:08 2023 No.54133048 >>54133024 3980 spx EoD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:12 2023 No.54133050 >>54133015 b-but it's happening now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:23 2023 No.54133052 >>54133025 i only see 590 why isn't it updating

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:27 2023 No.54133053 >>54132437 yeah, I'm sure btc did well during the covid crash also, check >>54101088 . btc is a scam, completely manipulated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:31 2023 No.54133055 File: 7 KB, 250x200, 1610730058478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ÖIL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:35 2023 No.54133057 >>54133037 yeah that is the next solid support level

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:43 2023 No.54133060 File: 424 KB, 2305x1100, Vasily_Surikov_-_The_Conquest_of_Siberia_by_Yermak_Timofeyevich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133031

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:47 2023 No.54133061
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>>54132962
This will reverse, maybe not as fast as it came down, but as soon as stupid market participants are starting to feel the pain from what they thought would happen not happening.
The FED is not going to intervene in interest rates.
The "backstop" stealth QE repo 12 month thingie is all there will be this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:25:37 2023 No.54133070 >>54133052 ON WHAT? ALRIGHT ALRIGHT - WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET. Stockmarketfundingdotcom told ya it was comin, and we told you we didn't wanna see ya get HOOKED.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:07 2023 No.54133075 File: 42 KB, 824x1024, EC6D9842-68BF-4781-8868-768127FD88AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132887 >little bitta chicken fried >cold beer on a Friday night >pair ‘a jeans that fit just right >and the radio oooooooonnnnn

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:10 2023 No.54133078
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Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit won't ham it
Mmmm oh no I don't understand it
(And it's making it hard to eat)
(And it's making it hard to eat)
(And it's making it hard to eat)
Mmmmmmmm...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:13 2023 No.54133080 Stupid bears about to get raped

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:14 2023 No.54133081 it is so fucking over now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:29 2023 No.54133089 FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:30 2023 No.54133090 File: 264 KB, 960x720, call it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] call it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:38 2023 No.54133092 File: 72 KB, 880x552, Heres-What-Julius-Caesar-Others-Would-Look-Like-Today-5e2a9c1210344__880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132789 So does he make his appearance soon, or do we not pass go an move directly to 1453?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:51 2023 No.54133095 >>54133090 3200

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:56 2023 No.54133097

>>54133055
Oil is actually the only worrisome thing happening at the moment.
Lower oil prices directly increase the risk of an escalation in the NATO/Ukraine/Russia conflict;
as lower Oil prices directly threaten the inflationary and green agendas that TPTB are hellbent on establishing over the western world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:26:59 2023 No.54133098 >>54132463 EU is winning, because they won more of Ukraine away from Russia in 2014. Putinass is just trying to pick up what he can at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:00 2023 No.54133099 >>54133080 Dumb Mumus, need Market Correction

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:01 2023 No.54133101 Bobos ignoring those meme lines only when it's convenient I hate them too, but don't be surprised if we see spy 396 eod and spy 410 eow Those nigger meme lines...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:01 2023 No.54133100 >>54133090 Puts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:08 2023 No.54133105 File: 28 KB, 848x480, 16f65443-7d1d-4f79-a80f-f20ba5a4cbf0_screenshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10 year yields are at June 2022 levels. Almost a year of hikes made pretty much pointless. What's the plan Jerome? What is the plan???

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:10 2023 No.54133106 >>54133080 You are so disconnected from reality it's just sad at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:21 2023 No.54133108 File: 509 KB, 512x449, 1615323768618.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133080 >bears >stupid >he says this as a Mumu >as SPY is at 385 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:30 2023 No.54133109 >>54133090 SPY to 200

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:39 2023 No.54133114 >>54133037 That's my plan desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:52 2023 No.54133117 >>54133105 Thats the bond market pricing in more hikes. No one wants long term bonds now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:28:00 2023 No.54133120 >>54133105 there is no inflation, so no need for rate hikes anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:28:10 2023 No.54133123 >>54132276 >Futures Bulls blown the fuck out lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:28:31 2023 No.54133129 File: 139 KB, 1000x1000, 1673754008889559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 MORE MINUTES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:28:45 2023 No.54133135 >>54133097 >this was all a plan for Biden to lower oil prices I hate that senile puppet

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 13:28:47 2023 No.54133136 throw all your money in the fire it didnt work on monday it didnt work on tuesday its not going to work today unless youre trading 0dtes of course thatll work of course thatll work just dont be wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:28:49 2023 No.54133137 >>54133117 >the bond market pricing in more hikes >by lowering yields wat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:28:53 2023 No.54133138 >>54133101 The bank shitshow is a big enough macro shock to break through TA memelines. Alternatively: Zoom out

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:13 2023 No.54133143 premarket volume on CS is insane

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:22 2023 No.54133147 File: 89 KB, 630x630, 098114234132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132887

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:23 2023 No.54133148 >>54133123 Futures report didn't even rustle things. We go up, 3280 spx

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:27 2023 No.54133154 File: 183 KB, 836x900, boxer-rebellion-andrew-howat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't wait even a minute more

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:41 2023 No.54133161 File: 14 KB, 474x307, american psycho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133095 >>54133100 >>54133109 stop sounding so fucking bearish all the time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:50 2023 No.54133165 >>54133097 Actually, low oil makes further oil discovery and refinement less lucrative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:55 2023 No.54133166 >>54133135 >>this was all a plan for Biden to lower oil prices >they want you to have nice (cheap) things what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:57 2023 No.54133168 I'm buck broken so fucking bad holy shit I hate silicon valley assholes so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:00 2023 No.54133171 GET READY... NOT YET..... GO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:01 2023 No.54133173 >>54133117 Yields going down means people buy bonds anon...

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:01 2023 No.54133172
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:03 2023 No.54133176 BING BONG OKIE DOKIE OKIE DOKE

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Mar 15 13:30:04 2023 No.54133177 THE GOP IS MANUFACTURING A FINANCIAL CRISIS SO THAT THEY CAN THROW GRANDMA, GRANDPA, AND BIPOCS OFF A CLIFF. THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, SNAP BENEFITS AND SECTION 8 HOUSING. #TRUMPSFAULT #FAKENEWS #FAKECRISIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:05 2023 No.54133178 File: 419 KB, 797x788, 1678737181564850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:11 2023 No.54133181 >>54133136 >just dont be wrong That's the secret right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:17 2023 No.54133184 File: 186 KB, 1440x1005, goatye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] name me 1 (ONE) gold and silver stock worth buying today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:19 2023 No.54133185 File: 2.49 MB, 498x498, 1676005851878038.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:36 2023 No.54133190 SCAMWICK PUMP, LET'S GO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:37 2023 No.54133191 >>54133137 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:37 2023 No.54133192 File: 443 KB, 1170x2117, 1678886045913665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP >BEEP..BEEP...BEEP.....BEEP......BEEP >beeeeeeeeeep >click Time of death; Market open. Bag him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:30:53 2023 No.54133196 >>54133161 BUDDY you best start believing in bear markets, cos you're in one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:07 2023 No.54133202 File: 124 KB, 900x674, Ripped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SPY ripping Bobos shit on, per usual

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:07 2023 No.54133203 >>54133048 Lol NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:13 2023 No.54133206 PAHM IT MR BURNS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:18 2023 No.54133210 >>54133184 SILJ is alright, gold is too manipulated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:25 2023 No.54133213 File: 275 KB, 700x493, 9B0223B8-F921-44CE-9CBE-9F0B0A8B09BF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucking knew it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:25 2023 No.54133214 File: 19 KB, 480x360, 1562891040808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:27 2023 No.54133215 File: 458 KB, 531x591, 1443364241874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:37 2023 No.54133217 >>54133166 He needs to fill the SPR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:51 2023 No.54133221 File: 7 KB, 224x225, 1596196983433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No pink wojaks, no bottom. simple as

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:57 2023 No.54133223 File: 27 KB, 422x437, 1621363907093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mummy I'm scared

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:05 2023 No.54133226 File: 423 KB, 472x465, 1613022674838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133172 You can bang all you want, I'm not opening my brokerage account for the next 10 years

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:07 2023 No.54133227 >>54133173 >Yields going down means people buy bonds anon... If you only knew how this shit worked. Yields going down means bonds are TRADING at higher prices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:22 2023 No.54133231 WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:24 2023 No.54133232 >>54133172 You need to post a second earlier, 2nd day in a row you've missed it by that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:28 2023 No.54133234 File: 566 KB, 1600x960, aleksandr-averyanov-defence-of-smolensk-undated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133060

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 13:32:29 2023 No.54133236 watch that dipperino get slurped

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:29 2023 No.54133237 >>54133215 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:39 2023 No.54133239 File: 53 KB, 842x75, 410DCE36-389A-4F9F-A6CC-6882593431B5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buys all the oil in the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:40 2023 No.54133240 >>54133215 he said dont buy credit suisse so definitely buy it, its bottomed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:50 2023 No.54133243 Don't get HOOKED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:32:51 2023 No.54133244 >>54133202 are we looking at the same charts right now? how delusional are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:33:07 2023 No.54133249 File: 158 KB, 820x885, 1674478823659165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >F puts i sold are now ITM ha ha I'm slurping™

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:33:37 2023 No.54133256 >>54133202 Lol ripping. You smell like you buy SOXL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:33:58 2023 No.54133260 File: 396 KB, 1200x675, sosnoff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133249 ABSOLUTELY SOSNOFF'D

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:34:00 2023 No.54133261 HSBC computer

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:34:02 2023 No.54133264 >>54133227 >TRADING at higher prices Anon, why do you think prices go up. Did Mr James Bond hiked the price of bonds this morning? People are fucking buying them, that's why prices go up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:34:06 2023 No.54133265 File: 501 KB, 850x461, 1562890903741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW dropping 1 point a second

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:34:11 2023 No.54133266 File: 261 KB, 640x480, 1633719859156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133215 bear stearns is fine

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN Wed Mar 15 13:34:22 2023 No.54133269 500% implied vol on cs calls for friday lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:34:46 2023 No.54133276 >Vix sub 30 When will it finally end (the west)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:35:07 2023 No.54133280 File: 75 KB, 1024x830, 1675042164221971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shorted OIL and TESLA yesterday with a huge leverage bobros . Im cooming so much rn

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:35:53 2023 No.54133290 File: 131 KB, 1080x1486, 848484833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh bros, what the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:05 2023 No.54133294 >>54133264 You have no idea how a trade even works. Don't even reply to this and look up what actually happens on exchanges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:06 2023 No.54133295 >>54133203 It's coming Bobo, are you ready for retard candles

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:29 2023 No.54133305 File: 146 KB, 647x771, 1677523174408828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133296 >>54133296 >>54133296 >>54133296 >>54133296

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:40 2023 No.54133309 Can someone explain to me why dow jones goes from 1.9 red to 1.3 red...but the Aussie futures only go from 2%down to 1.9% down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:37:06 2023 No.54133318 >>54133090 up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:37:06 2023 No.54133317 >>54133280 No, you didn't. :^) >inb4 a reply without a screenshot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:37:28 2023 No.54133326 File: 341 KB, 498x568, 1614931444374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54132326 >People with money tied up in Credit Suisse accounts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:37:29 2023 No.54133327 >>54132827 Millennials were too young to invest in 01.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:38:08 2023 No.54133339 Crash cancelled Checkem

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:39:28 2023 No.54133372 File: 236 KB, 773x1000, 1584972204867.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bbbbbbbrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:41:11 2023 No.54133415 File: 70 KB, 640x640, 448484ED-7108-43AD-AA2E-E96F193D1C11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why red

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:42:11 2023 No.54133451 >>54133415 Relax we're gonna end up flat to fuck over everyone who bought options

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:43:07 2023 No.54133476 cramer: buy Meta

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:44:34 2023 No.54133506 File: 12 KB, 225x225, B4317367-E19B-4C55-8CC2-BAC803542426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54133476

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:46:10 2023 No.54133539 I checked the list of 2008 failed banks and it looks like nothing compared to list of banks struggling at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:52:09 2023 No.54133661 >>54133539 because physical wounds heal

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:53:42 2023 No.54133697 >>54133539 More bigger or more smaller?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:54:01 2023 No.54133706 >>54133697 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:19:39 2023 No.54134273 Guys, is still this a Bullmarket?I trusted Cramer

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