/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54130664]

Ray Dalio edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.54130682]

YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.54130684]

>>54130664
STOCK MARKET CRASH WWWWOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54130688]

Is this the chud thread?

[Anonymous No.54130691]

SI

[Anonymous No.54130694]

PRAY

[Anonymous No.54130704]

Good thing i left my shorts open

[Anonymous No.54130706]

>sold my BAC put yesterday
>bank stocks starting to bleed again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54130707]

shill status?

[Anonymous No.54130713]

>>54130691
>thought i missed a chance to go JDST yday
>retard mumus pamp it again
Why thank you

[Anonymous No.54130723]

>opex looming

[Anonymous No.54130729]

>ITS OVER MUMU

[Anonymous No.54130733]

>>54130664
I'm a retard that planned to buy regional banks this morning and sell tomorrow during a post-market pump. Is that a bad idea now?

[Anonymous No.54130738]

Fucking schizo market

[Anonymous No.54130744]

>>54130733
Dude, the market is fucked. The economy is fucked.

[Anonymous No.54130748]

Get your emergency food kits ready boys!

https://youtu.be/CIrvSJwwJUE

[Anonymous No.54130757]

>Termingeschäfte

[Anonymous No.54130760]

Fuck jannies
Fuck trannies (ywnbaw)
Fuck niggers
Fuck Swiss Banks

[Anonymous No.54130761]

I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.54130765]

TOTAL NAFO TRANNY DEATH

[Anonymous No.54130769]

Lmao I just shorted DAx, I'm mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.54130770]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.54130771]

>>54130733
Nigga go all in on FAZ with as much leverage as possible. This is the start of the global panic. This is literally it. I'M TELLING YOU. THIS IS IT.

[Anonymous No.54130778]

>>54130761
Not with that ID, no

[Anonymous No.54130781]

Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.54130782]

>>54130744
Oh... well, I guess I won't be buying regional bank stocks at noon today.

[Anonymous No.54130785]

It's unironicaly over, for the rest of this week most likely, even an optimist like me has to say...why the fuck is it falling in a straight line futs?

[Anonymous No.54130786]

>>54130770
VIX to 100 EOW

[Anonymous No.54130788]

look at DAX
lol lmao

[Anonymous No.54130789]

so is there gonna be contagion in bank sectr???

[Anonymous No.54130791]

>>54130765
Is that what chuds fantasize about? Beating up suicidal mentally handicapped people?

[Anonymous No.54130794]

>>54130786
50 cent strikes again

[Anonymous No.54130796]

>>54130789
>is it gonna get worse
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54130797]

holy fuck everything is drilling down

[Anonymous No.54130799]

Sussy credit wanted to wait to the bad guy

[Anonymous No.54130800]

>>54130788
austria index going hard too

[Anonymous No.54130804]

>>54130797
Not my cock! It's rock hard and rising!

[Anonymous No.54130806]

we're reaching BUDDY levels hitherto unheard of

[Anonymous No.54130807]

>>54130791
If they raid /smg/ to try to trick people into buying companies that are about to be bankrupt, yes.

[Anonymous No.54130808]

I work in a comfy mutual in the UK that is immune from all the bank collapse shit.

>mfw

[Anonymous No.54130818]

>>54130806
The markets are going to be HOOKED for generations to come.

[Anonymous No.54130820]

>>54130808
not for long you don't :^)

[Anonymous No.54130821]

They really thought banks dying was bullish

[Anonymous No.54130822]

>>54130807
meds and >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.54130823]

NEIN MEIN GELD *yodles*

[Anonymous No.54130826]

>>54130804
We told mumus we didn't want to see them get hooked, and they may be HOOKED.

Imagine buying the insane pump the day after banks collapse because Joe said everything okay in a 60s talk, then shuffled off stage.

[Anonymous No.54130830]

Wtf happened to my AMC stocks, -15% in a day

[Anonymous No.54130832]

BOBROS THEY TRIED TO BURRY US .

[Anonymous No.54130833]

it's just money, sweaty
don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.54130838]

Next up to fail: BlackStone (ticker: BX)

[Anonymous No.54130850]

>>54130821
>banks die
>Powell has to do rate cuts
>rate cuts are bullish
>QE and fluffy pillow landing secured
Mumu theses are truly something

[Anonymous No.54130851]

>>54130808
Yeah? Well I have a 3.5% mortgage that Wells Fargo can't illegally forclose on. I trust my odds more.

[Anonymous No.54130853]

CS BIG NOTHING
GREEN END OF DAY
MUMUS WE HOLD THE LINE
MARKETS ARE HEALING
DONT LISTEN TO RUSSIA GLOWIE SHILL FUD

[Anonymous No.54130854]

>>54130822
You're about to lose EVERYTHING, and it makes me extremely happy. You GET what you fucking DESERVE.

[Anonymous No.54130855]

Triple witching this Friday

[Anonymous No.54130856]

EUROPEAN DAX BROS WHATS HAPPENING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54130858]

Credit Suissies
not like this

[Anonymous No.54130868]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

[Anonymous No.54130871]

>>54130706
Its because of the ECB interest rates. It's going to even out again soon
Don't worry, everybody expected this and it will not go down much

[Anonymous No.54130873]

>>54130853
Back in line mumu

[Anonymous No.54130874]

CREDIT SUSSY I SAW HIM DEFAULT

[Anonymous No.54130881]

>>54130850
Cuts aren't bullish lol cuts are a panic indicator. Cuts in this situation are a giga Bear signal to the whole market. Like a give a fuck more cheapies for longer.

[Anonymous No.54130882]

comfy and hodling

[Anonymous No.54130891]

>>54130858
What's going on with the banks im buying into it.

[Anonymous No.54130893]

>>54130733
Monday called. They said you are late.

[Anonymous No.54130910]

>>54130882
Why?

[Anonymous No.54130913]

>>54130855
dont forget the green st patrick irish/israeli celebration call or put?

[Anonymous No.54130916]

>>54130891
>CS trading halted after Saudi backer rules out further assistance
sandnigger told the swiss to fuck off
based as always

[Anonymous No.54130923]

>>54130910
>it WILL be bailed out, too many politicians have their money there
>I have no idea what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.54130934]

I don get why anyone is surprised by this. You were warned well in advanced. Hell even a year prior you were warned

[Anonymous No.54130938]

>>54130882
How hasn't it collapsed yet? What's keeping this up all those months?

[Anonymous No.54130946]

>>54130934
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

[Anonymous No.54130950]

>>54130913
that's the generic one I ll make one for St Patrick's day

[Anonymous No.54130952]

>>54130923
SVB just got bailed out but investors got fucked. Only the depositors got bailed out

[Anonymous No.54130955]

I see lots of panic buying now but its too late

[Anonymous No.54130961]

I actually managed to short the bottom at 11:53 (german time). KEK, RED, now I have to wait til 14500 DAX

[Anonymous No.54130962]

I bought a suisse silver bar, does this help credit swiss.

[Anonymous No.54130969]

Lmao
A moment of silence for all the bobros who got liquidated by yesterday's scampump. You will be missed.

[Anonymous No.54130968]

>>54130923
>he thinks equities are safe

[Anonymous No.54130970]

>>54130955
>panic buying
buying puts more like

[Anonymous No.54130973]

>>54130934
>predicts 15 of the last 2 crashes
At last I truly see

[Anonymous No.54130974]

Retard here...how is bitcoin booming lately when the stock market is struggling?

[Anonymous No.54130984]

What the fuck is happening again. In morning vix was red, went walking for an hour and it's all bleeding again.

What changed frens?

[Anonymous No.54130988]

Take that Putin!

[Anonymous No.54130996]

I got lottos that are up 8x on this open and now ITM, but if there is more downside Thursday/Friday they could literally be 20x. I don’t know what the fuck to do. If this is a “2008”/COVID week I’ll kill myself for being a pussy and not taking the free 30k

[Anonymous No.54130997]

>>54130974
I'd imagine people are pulling their funds from banks and putting them into crypto

[Anonymous No.54130999]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/h-z9A1-O4oI

[Anonymous No.54131000]

SKYT GOD RAIN DANCE

[Anonymous No.54131001]

nice market

[Anonymous No.54131002]

>Credit Suisse chairman says Silicon Valley Bank crisis looks ‘local and contained’

Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.54131005]

nasdaq is healing, we're back from disaster!

[Anonymous No.54131006]

$WAL $FRC
Go up, GO UUUP
Whybdoes every sing bet go against me? Where the fuck is the "first one's free?

[Anonymous No.54131009]

>>54130999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.54131015]

Everything is fine guys you're being tricked

[Anonymous No.54131016]

>>54131002
Based Credit Suisse localizing and containing the entire banking crisis within itself

[Anonymous No.54131022]

>>54131002
Credit sussy chairman is literally a Lehmann
bro how does shit even happen

[Anonymous No.54131025]

>>54130664
Reminder: april will start a bullrun to last until september

[Anonymous No.54131028]

What happens if Credit Suisse crashes?
Will Deutsche Bank go down?

[Anonymous No.54131033]

So yesterday was exit pump, right?

[Anonymous No.54131034]

>>54131005
By two points

[Anonymous No.54131036]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED YOU STUPID TROONS

https://mobile.twitter.com/MKTWgoldstein/status/1635961822523150336

BAIL-INS IMMINENT

[Anonymous No.54131037]

>>54130974
CZ converted 1bil of stable into BTC

[Anonymous No.54131041]

>>54131002
>news
>1h ago
you literally can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.54131045]

>>54131022
Lehmann bro's, I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.54131046]

>>54131025
Reason being?

[Anonymous No.54131053]

>>54131036
I don't get it, everyone keeps using the term bail ins, what the hell does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.54131056]

>>54130916
That's it?

[Anonymous No.54131057]

>>54130821
It's worse than you think this could be just the start of a fucking bond crisis but hey, who could have foreseen ZIRP making it impossible to raise rates.

[Anonymous No.54131061]

>>54131053
The bank takes your money and you get worthless bank shares in return.

[Anonymous No.54131065]

the putin price drop also dumpf rolled back bank regulations or this wouldn't have happened

[Anonymous No.54131079]

>>54131022
LMAO, how does this happen!?

[Anonymous No.54131082]

>>54131002
two more weeks to contain the bank contagion.

[Anonymous No.54131085]

>ECB confirms hikes
>US treasury yields dump
Huh? I thought they were dumping due to pivot expectation, doesn't ECB hiking make the Fed hiking look more likely. Or is it euro money fleeing to safety of UST. Or am I just retarded

[Anonymous No.54131086]

>>54131056
>holds more than 20%
>backs out
just a small time investor nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.54131089]

>oil
I slurp that

[Anonymous No.54131092]

>>54131056
That's pretty much it. meaning the ECB will take over, and just like this very weekend, it will stop the bobo FUD and then go green.
The market is so easy it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.54131096]

>DRUMPF DID THIS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Over a year of waiting and it's all finally happening. This ends with a US sovereign default and hyperinflation btw. Holy fuck I'm going to be so rich.

[Anonymous No.54131097]

I literally shorted DAX at about 14720. Can somebody comfort me? (it's not all my money, but still stupid fucking FOMO)

[Anonymous No.54131106]

>>54131022
>>54131045

[Anonymous No.54131110]

>>54131015
I'm buying more calls it's gonna be incredible.

[Anonymous No.54131111]

Bull theme for the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

[Anonymous No.54131117]

Biden boom? More like Biden bust! LOL

[Anonymous No.54131119]

I don't fucking get it. One day you have massive crash and world's end. The next day it's massive pump and no/one says anything about anything being bad. Then next day everything is crashing again and it's world's end. What the fucking fuck.

[Anonymous No.54131120]

Why is after hours trading a thing? Who gets access to it?

[Anonymous No.54131121]

>>54131089
I wait for 69$

[Anonymous No.54131123]

>>54131089
be careful if it breaks 70 we are unironically sliding all the way to 60, if it holds though it is a great slurp

[Anonymous No.54131125]

>>54131106
This time it's different

[Anonymous No.54131130]

>>54131119

[Anonymous No.54131131]

>>54131123
>we are unironically sliding all the way to 60
why? Just because some banks are shitting themselves?

[Anonymous No.54131135]

Perhaps those articles talking about AMZN dumping down to $75 around this year are starting to look legit kek

[Anonymous No.54131138]

>>54131086
But do I even buy it?

[Anonymous No.54131147]

>>54131053
Bank steals your money and gives you worthless shares.

[Anonymous No.54131151]

>>54131092
It's not the best time to buy is it?

[Anonymous No.54131153]

>>54131131
yes? Look at 2008. It's unironically like that. Banks are the inflation pumpers and recession dumpers.

[Anonymous No.54131157]

>>54131138
you're retarded to buy into a falling knife while the biggest backer is fucking off.
who knows what's in the books (they do)

[Anonymous No.54131163]

gas prices in europe are back to pre-war levels while russhits have to eat snow to survive

[Anonymous No.54131175]

>CNBC coping that we’re only back to levels on the shit&piss not seen since last Friday
Same copium mumu’s on /smg/ use

[Anonymous No.54131177]

If nobody checks those fucking quads I'm gonna be upset

[Anonymous No.54131183]

>I bought puts at the 390 Monday and they mocked me
>I doubled down at the 393 peak Tuesday and they called me a nigger

Jackson's hole 2.0
They never listen
They think sticky 6% inflation is bullish
They think bank runs are bullish
They think that rates aren't going to be higher for longer

360

[Anonymous No.54131184]

did cathie woods start an onlyfans yet?

[Anonymous No.54131186]

>>54131151
I think it can go a bit lower honestly. The (((ones))) that tried to FUD a bankrun (and successfully did) over SVB are not satiated enough, FED intervened promptly, they thus couldn't make as much money as they wanted. The next target would obviously be Europe to get that sweet ECB money.

[Anonymous No.54131193]

>>54131111
Congrats on the quads
I had my own quads (also 1111) ignored a few days back.

[Anonymous No.54131197]

>>54131163
cause europoors are too poor to drive.

[Anonymous No.54131203]

Question: If someone has $500k invested in stocks with a brokerage who's bank goes under, is that investor completely insured since they're stocks, or are they only insured for $250k even though they're stocks?

Follow up question, if I buy TBills directly from the treasury and they're slated to go back to a bank that is absorbed by the FDIC during the time that the TBills are owned and the cash is in possession of the treasury, is that considered forfeit as well, or can I simply point the payout to any other bank through treasurydirect?

[Anonymous No.54131213]

>>54131153
That was a long slide that took a bit of time to trigger after Lehman got bankrupt

[Anonymous No.54131217]

>trading oil
Why are you boomers like this

[Anonymous No.54131219]

>>54131203
The stocks are held in trust. Cash will be insured up-to the limit.

[Anonymous No.54131228]

>>54131119
Wait for things to play out and accept you're stupid. I'm leaning on the bear side but I'm expecting a retard pump again tomorrow or maybe even later to fuck over the options buyers

[Anonymous No.54131231]

>>54131193
That's terrible fren, may it never happen again. I swear board culture is going down the shitter faster than debit suisse

[Anonymous No.54131233]

>>54131186
Lefty faggots where I live we’re blaming it on right wing faggot fascists like Peter Thiel and drumph trying to cause a nationwide collapse of the fiat banking system to return us to the gold standard... These fools will believe anything the media feeds them

[Anonymous No.54131234]

>>54131177
You want us to check a retarded boomer song?
cringe
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54131237]

>>54131203
here is part of the answer
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sipc.asp
The SIPC is an insurance that provides brokerage customers up to $500,000 coverage for cash and securities held by the firm (although coverage of cash is limited to $250,000).

[Anonymous No.54131238]

>>54131217
why do you care what other people trade?

[Anonymous No.54131244]

>>54131217
>>trading oil
>Why are you boomers like this
what would you rather trade, zoomer, 0dtes on SOXL? lmao

[Anonymous No.54131248]

>>54131234
>Frank Sinatra
>retarded
thanks, filtered

[Anonymous No.54131253]

>>54131238
It was bait so I can get oil boomers to explain their moves

[Anonymous No.54131256]

>>54131234
>zoomer doesn’t like ol’ blue eyes
Kys

[Anonymous No.54131273]

>>54131157
Well are nickel puts really a good idea?

[Anonymous No.54131289]

>>54131213
but it did go down.

[Anonymous No.54131296]

[Anonymous No.54131311]

>>54131217
we are in a sector shift away from tech shit to food oil commodities, utilities, healthcare and some specialized industrials
you'll underperform with muh tech for at least the next decade

[Anonymous No.54131318]

Why thefuck do they put the heat on the ECB rises today?
Credit Sussy has been imploding for the last months, it's a fucking toxic asset, everything that it has their hands on should be labeled as A FUCKING ODOROUS BAG OF EXCREMENT, and i think that we are going to raise rates, they are going to fucking implode and we'll have a tasteful of 2030 in early 2020s.
Do this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.54131329]

>>54131025
>April

TWO. MORE. WEEKS.

[Anonymous No.54131334]

>>54131311
Facebook Metaverse is gonna be the next Amazon

[Anonymous No.54131350]

>>54131334
didn't you hear sweaty? zuck is shifting away from muh metaverse and was jumping on muh AI hype train

[Anonymous No.54131351]

>>54131318
They have no choice but to keep raising rates and this will just get worse until it finally collapses in the next month or two.

[Anonymous No.54131353]

lol lmao

[Anonymous No.54131355]

>>54130968
CS is not in the US

[Anonymous No.54131358]

>>54130974
This is literally the exact thing bitcoin was created for. So it’s doing what it’s supposed to do

[Anonymous No.54131359]

haha wouldn't it be funny if market corrects and we crab all afternoon? surely we won't bleed all day haha

[Anonymous No.54131363]

>>54131353
Free market brah!

[Anonymous No.54131365]

>>54131350
N-No...

[Anonymous No.54131373]

>>54131353
>He doesn't know a shitload of credit suicide assets are russki
lol, lmfao

[Anonymous No.54131378]

How much more do you think banks could lose for the rest of this month alone?

[Anonymous No.54131380]

Why would the ECB bail out CS? Shouldn't the SNB do that?

[Anonymous No.54131383]

>>54131355
>what are ripple effects
>why did we almost crash while UK pension fund almost blew up last year?
the big US banks are surely not doing any business with EU banks. JPM is literally just a small local bank, r-right?

[Anonymous No.54131405]

>>54131383
what are you neurotic or something. all I'm implying is that CS may be actually bailed out because it's not bound to the same monetary policy as SVB

[Anonymous No.54131408]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54131415]

So… banks thought QE would last forever? Is that why this is happening?

[Anonymous No.54131426]

>run an optimization
>come back
>blood red PM


LOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54131425]

>>54131408
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.54131444]

>>54131415
Pretty much. Everyone thought Jerome would pivot when the going got tough, not knowing that tough going is exactly what he was aiming for.

[Anonymous No.54131450]

>>54131405
you're holding CS on the hopes of a bailout thinking they get a V-shape recovery after some announcement
check out how banks performed after 2008
keep holding the bag. at least I tried.

[Anonymous No.54131457]

>>54131415
>people are naturally greedy
>banks are even more so
yes anon, as you can see in these daily threads the bulls are addicted to QE

[Anonymous No.54131459]

normies freaking out that dow is dumping over 500 points already.

pfft, that's nothing. If it were to ever dump over 5,000 points in a single day, then thats the time panic.

[Anonymous No.54131465]

is today the day I break even on HQD?

[Anonymous No.54131471]

>>54131415
>So… banks thought QE would last forever
Yeah generally. Even the Fed was acting like inflation wasn't happening for the first 6 months that it was occurring. They took so long to act everyone figured fuck it even if they act they'll do a bump or two and probably call it fixed.

[Anonymous No.54131476]

Oil going sub $70. Biden won, he is the GOAT oil trader

[Anonymous No.54131503]

[Anonymous No.54131510]

Think we might get a black monday this month

https://youtu.be/XSQoorx7foI

[Anonymous No.54131524]

>>54131471
I successfully called back then that this shit is going to get so much worse, because they're being cucks and not fixing the inflation mess they made asap.

Now everyone may be HOOOKED

[Anonymous No.54131531]

>>54131476
replenishe the reserve!

[Anonymous No.54131542]

nooooooo its not meant to be like this!!!!

[Anonymous No.54131551]

>>54131119
Signal and noise

[Anonymous No.54131554]

>>54131503
*deletes twitter*

[Anonymous No.54131568]

>>54131415
Credit sussy fuck ups go long back before this. They got btfo by that south korean guy

[Anonymous No.54131572]

>>54131554
>trannies are destroying the banks
>posts with a girls name
>doesn't elaborate
>deletes twitter

[Anonymous No.54131585]

>>54131119
Fear, Greed, Euphoria, Depression, Acceptance

[Anonymous No.54131592]

>>54131380
Same hydra

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54131603]

>>54131568
Were they the guys buying the Swiss bonds when the yields were negative.

[Anonymous No.54131604]

>>54131444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9alWNK177s

[Anonymous No.54131608]

>dump stops
Nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.54131614]

>>54131457
>surely he doesn't actually mean to destroy demand right lads?

[Anonymous No.54131618]

>>54131459
During the covid it uses to dump 10%

[Anonymous No.54131633]

reminder that the market (aka large cap companies) can crab for over a decade
make sure you factor invest and tilt away from beta

[Anonymous No.54131638]

>>54131119
It's almost like people who hold are not driving the market and people that trade are trading on emotions. Could you imagine?

[Anonymous No.54131642]

I don't like what it's doing to my portfolio, but it was time some band-aids got ripped

[Anonymous No.54131643]

why did we dump overnight? I just woke up

[Anonymous No.54131656]

>>54131353
>intel slava z
kys

[Anonymous No.54131661]

>>54131643
Biden

[Anonymous No.54131664]

>>54131643
The market committed creditsuisside

[Anonymous No.54131666]

I have finally achieved enlightenment.
All news is bearish for oil.

[Anonymous No.54131667]

>>54131643
why would we not dump on banks dying

[Anonymous No.54131668]

>>54131643
Credit Suisse shit the bed.

At this point, I guess I have to buy more banks or there's no point in holding what I've still got.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54131679]

>>54131643
I bought calls on credit suisse

[Anonymous No.54131681]

>>54131119
we returned to normal volatility

[Anonymous No.54131682]

>>54131656
Back to your discord NAFOtranny

[Anonymous No.54131692]

>>54131643
its the delayed cpi affect that happens everytime the market guesses right
>"Fuck yeah! CPI was exactly what we said! Buy! Priced in!"
>next day
>"Wait... we guessed right but its still high... and growing more.. more hikes are coming... maybe we should sell at this high..."

[Anonymous No.54131693]

literally no news

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131697]

i told you people not to get involved in that

[Anonymous No.54131703]

>>54131679
I'd be a maker here in case theres no shares to settle the contract

[Anonymous No.54131711]

I was not expecting that triple top to play out. It's near the top of the previous channel again.

[Anonymous No.54131714]

>>54131697
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.54131723]

>perfect head and shoulders

how does this pattern mean??

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131734]

>>54131714
they call bottom signal every time
then it goes lower

[Anonymous No.54131739]

>>54131723
Bottom signal. This is a crab year.

[Anonymous No.54131757]

CS down 25% now

[Anonymous No.54131759]

what's goin on in the futures market, in particular?

[Anonymous No.54131764]

*shids*

[Anonymous No.54131766]

>>54131757

[Anonymous No.54131771]

>>54131723
>>54131633
Imagine this but instead of 3 months its a 180 months of crab

[Anonymous No.54131779]

is it time to buy cheapies yet?

[Anonymous No.54131783]

>>54131759
The hospital called, Credit Suisse was in a plane crash
There were no survivors

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131785]

>>54131764
smell like doodoo

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131800]

>>54131779
they say dont try to catch the falling knife
what you would be trying to catch here is more akin to a falling guillotine
dont buy until spx 3200

[Anonymous No.54131802]

>>54131783
bitcoin is digital gold

[Anonymous No.54131809]

Ohhhhhh bitch I'm him
What's with the premarket move? My SQQQ doin' a little somethin'

[Anonymous No.54131818]

>>54131800
delusional. 3600 at the lowest

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131820]

the run to bitcoin is going to be particularly rough cuz bitcoin is just as tied to global financial markets as anything else at this point

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131830]

>>54131818
when the fed raises rates next week watch and learn what it means not to fight the fed

[Anonymous No.54131834]

>>54131818
wrong
I'm starting to DCA at 350 but we hit 300-320

[Anonymous No.54131842]

GUSH bros... we got cocky...

[Anonymous No.54131849]

Euro banks are getting FUCKED

[Anonymous No.54131873]

down to 1.86 now, -25.89%

[Anonymous No.54131879]

>>54131842
Where is a plausible oil bottom if it breaks lower, $62?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54131882]

>>54131849
of course
imagine europe touting how allied they are with the us and this and that while america literally rapes them financially
weaker countries are going to (and have been) feel the most pain

[Anonymous No.54131896]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54131903]

All banks are crashing AGAIN is it happening this time

[Anonymous No.54131912]

>>54131882
Yes i confirm i live in one of those shitholes

[Anonymous No.54131917]

>>54131873
Keeps hitting new ATL

1.84 (-26.69%)

[Anonymous No.54131926]

>>54131873
Apparently a Saudi bank was promising to help Credit Suisse in restructuring but not anymore since today, that's why its sinking.

[Anonymous No.54131927]

I switched from VIX to Polestar (PSNY) yesterday. Oh well, whatever happens, these are still nice cars and price isn't most terrible.

[Anonymous No.54131930]

i get that credit suisse has been fucked for years, but what finally broke it? did they ever recover from the greensill bullshit?

[Anonymous No.54131959]

>tfw we'll end up getting zero bipes

[Anonymous No.54131962]

>>54131930
The Saudi National Bank refused to grant it more money

[Anonymous No.54131966]

Drops like this happended several times last year aswell....several times in fact....sooner rather then later it will rebound and push for ath again....things become old news and people buy back in....unless it's covid zombie plague

[Anonymous No.54131967]

>>54131926
based saudis pulling out of a swiss whore

[Anonymous No.54131973]

>>54131959
this has to be fake right? lmao I thought the bond market wasn't retarded?

[Anonymous No.54131976]

>>54131783
*Shot down over the Sea of Japan.

[Anonymous No.54131978]

>>54131802
>bitcoin is digital gold
No, gold can be used for jewelry and in electronics.

[Anonymous No.54131981]

as somebody currently sitting on about 105k cash for my first house It feels good seeing banks starting to fail, housing market will likely be next

[Anonymous No.54131985]

>>54131959
The optimism of this market is mindblowing. The fad has made zero indication that it will pause.

[Anonymous No.54131997]

I was going to either short or long Adobe before close, but I don't even dare to open any positions in this market.

[Anonymous No.54132005]

>>54131966
This. Real macro events are bigger than a few shitty banks going under.

[Anonymous No.54132017]

>>54131978
>used
>in jewelry
Shiny thing isn't a use case.
>used in electronics
So is btc, as a piece of software. I've used it in my electronic personal computer device myself you can't trick me

[Anonymous No.54132019]

I'm going to the gym
Please watch the banks meanwhile and don't let them crash

[Anonymous No.54132022]

>>54131930
>February earnings biggest loss since 2008
>releases annual report today - pretty much saying they're fucked
>Saudis said no more money we're out (also today)

[Anonymous No.54132023]

>>54131926
i was more thinking about BNP, we all know that CS is dead

[Anonymous No.54132031]

>>54131976
When I first saw this episode on TV Land as a kid I cried

[Anonymous No.54132033]

>>54131450
but burry bobo!.... the bank swing game is fire rn!

[Anonymous No.54132034]

>>54131959
If they don't pause now something seriously bad will break and cause financial catastrophe ruining nations.

Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.54132043]

>Yuropoor banks collapse
>causea flight to American banks because FED guranteed funds are safu
Thanks for playing but this is an American global economy.

[Anonymous No.54132045]

Is it happening? I want it to happen so badly.

[Anonymous No.54132048]

>>54132034
Headcanon

[Anonymous No.54132049]

>>54132023
also i forgot to mention i fucking hate swiss niggers

[Anonymous No.54132050]

So... which bank to buy if they crash? I seen anon make huge profit off of WAL. Schwab seems too big to fail even with it being a huge mess.

[Anonymous No.54132062]

>>54132045
Dubs and it may be happening.

[Anonymous No.54132063]

Bonds are bussin' again

[Anonymous No.54132064]

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP84B00049R001102630006-8.pdf

Cool read on banking in the late 70’s

[Anonymous No.54132068]

>>54131997
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.54132072]

>>54131771
How about 11 years?

[Anonymous No.54132074]

>>54132034
>But if you don't give the heroin addict more heroin he'll feel like he's dying and say he's gonna die and suck your dick and kill your dog for more!
Fuck 'em

[Anonymous No.54132082]

>>54131734
it's done nothing but go up since you posted this

[Anonymous No.54132085]

>>54132034
Stopping trying to fight inflation now is what will cause a financial catastrophe ruining nations. It's called hyperinflation. A really big shit is better than a total monetary apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.54132087]

>>54132034
And if they do pause inflation can do the same. They need to keep sitting on the fence while making sure the market is so confused it makes no sudden moves. That literally is the plan

[Anonymous No.54132098]

>PPI
WE'RE HECKIN SAVED SOFT LANDING INCOMING

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54132104]

>>54131973
>>54131985
should have a look at the charts
theres been a huge overreaction and now they think strongly the fed is going to start cutting by a lot by december
this is whats going to cause things to break
as soon as the fed shows they are going to stay the course until inflation is under control, no many how many shit banks die, the market is going to be fundamentally repriced as soon as fed expectations and street expectations are shown to be in clearly two different places and you cant really be surprised when the s&p comes back down to covid lows

[Anonymous No.54132108]

Something just came out now and the shares healed a fraction

[Anonymous No.54132117]

>>54132034
Inflation is a worse cancer than financial crisis, but the west is run by an elite hostile to westerners so the fed probably will surrender to inflation.

[Anonymous No.54132128]

>>54132108
>something
most of you cunts are so helpless lmao

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54132129]

its ppi and it doesnt matter
of course youll just get blind buying at 8:30 i mean why wouldnt you
but you cant stop this guillotine thats coming for all your robinhood accounts

[Anonymous No.54132138]

>>54132104
Bullish for DCA

[Anonymous No.54132165]

Holy fucking shit those PPI numbers are godly, tiem to moon.

[Anonymous No.54132166]

>>54131962
>>54132022
ty lads, didnt know about the saudi bank thing

[Anonymous No.54132172]

>Retail Sales
Nobody is buying, stocks go down.

[Anonymous No.54132174]

Explain to me what's happening in treasury yields today RIGHT NOW!!

[Anonymous No.54132178]

>>54132098
>last time a soft landing occured we crashed the bond market causing Japan to seethe
>the time a soft landing occured we crashed the European banking system causing mass seethe
We will own and we will be happy.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54132183]

>>54132165
its no coincidence the moon is shaped like a 0 that is indeed what the market is on course for

[Anonymous No.54132189]

>>54132165
Shares are dropping more now

[Anonymous No.54132190]

>>54132172
market is forward looking

[Anonymous No.54132191]

>>54132034
look at Argentina and turkey with their shitty inflation. Do they look good to you? So now just accept a good reset and we can have healthy market again

[Anonymous No.54132195]

Expect a HUGE scamwick on US open. (up and down, not down and up)

[Anonymous No.54132196]

>>54132174
big floppy nigger dicks are voring them in a flight to safety

[Anonymous No.54132198]

>>54132174
>why are yields crashing when panicking retards are rushing to park their money in treasuries
gee I don't know that's a tough one

[Anonymous No.54132206]

>>54130664

[Anonymous No.54132208]

>>54132191
Their inflation rates are 10 times ours tho...ours is controllable and gradually decreasing

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.54132209]

>>54132034
maybe financial institutions running on the assumptions that money grows on trees is the reason why things are "breaking"
time to flush the filth
deliver us jerome

[Anonymous No.54132216]

>>54132198
But also ECB hiked today, why would you to treasuries when you see new big hikes, people should be spooked and run

[Anonymous No.54132222]

>YOOOOONNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.54132223]

>>54132206
journalism has never been so shit

[Anonymous No.54132224]

>>54132206
Someone pay for chatGPT plus and ask cGPT-4 about the market.

[Anonymous No.54132225]

>>54132034
>If they don't pause now something seriously bad will break and cause financial catastrophe ruining nations.

lol look at this faggot losing all his money. shut the fuck up you fucking pussy and take this dick. welcome back to reality

[Anonymous No.54132229]

Why are fut getting worse

[Anonymous No.54132235]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54132237]

>>54132229
Credit Suisse is actually going to default

[Anonymous No.54132239]

>>54132190
Yeah, really? Today too? Looking forward to dumping, I guess.

[Anonymous No.54132240]

>>54132216
because parking your money in negative real rates but positive nominal rates beats both cash and equities when equities are crashing

[Anonymous No.54132241]

>>54132224
give me a prompt and i'll run it

[Anonymous No.54132254]

Seething bears in this thread jesus, who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.54132257]

I thought bad data was bullish

[Anonymous No.54132261]

NEW

>>54132256

>>54132256

>>54132256

>>54132256

[Anonymous No.54132265]

THIS SO MUCH THIS

[Anonymous No.54132269]

>>54132229
Buddy look at Credit Sussy credit default swaps.

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.54132279]

if im reading this right, every piece of news is bad except ppi? also where do i learn reading economic data without spending 4 years getting a degree

[Anonymous No.54132281]

Mfw I held sqqq @ 35 over the last 2 days. Nearly time to take profits.

[Anonymous No.54132286]

>>54132241
Will the federal reserve keep raising interest rates despite it not being a popular move because it is both necessary and right?

[Anonymous No.54132308]

>>54132265
Isn't this what the fed wants?

[Anonymous No.54132341]

>>54132286

[Anonymous No.54132373]

>>54132341
Didn't answer the question

[Anonymous No.54132382]

>>54132341
Gay, need to jailbreak it first

[Anonymous No.54132439]

>>54132017
>Shiny thing isn't a use case.
There is a high demand for shiny. Especially women. Women don't care about bitcoin.
>>used in electronics
>So is btc, as a piece of software. I've used it in my electronic personal computer device myself you can't trick me
Computers don't need btc to exist, they need gold though.
Dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.54132467]

>>54131981
me but $180k

[Anonymous No.54132546]

pump my credit suisse you niggers
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.54133384]

>>54132546
thanks for the quick 5%