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5412859 No.5412859 [Reply] [Original]

>you get into car accident
>2 year comma
>wake up
>check blockfolio

what does yours look like anon?

>> No.5412897

Probably a big fucking zero because this gay little video game money scheme will be dead and gone by then.


Or the exchange it's all sitting in will be dead.

>> No.5412903

>>5412859
>2 years comma
>wake up
>your family disconnected you from life support because you didn't hold any IOTA,SONM,TRX
>went back to sleep

>> No.5412931

>>5412903
if IOTA is still around in 2 years ill send you all my XVG

>> No.5412966

>>5412931
>newfag detected
IOTA is the ONLY fucking crypto that will survive quantum wipe out in 2 years

>> No.5412991

> wake up
> don't remember where the private keys are

>> No.5413148

>>5412966
You people think future tech is always around the corner, it will take half a decade at the least before something like that happens.

>> No.5413213

my FUN and Monero gains made me the first cripple on the moon

>> No.5414268

>>5412859
>drug dealer in 2010, deal with millions of BTC daily to trade drugs
>always several million BTC in wallet due to buying and selling
>arrested and sentenced 7 years
>get out 2017 December
>check bitcoin address

>> No.5414310

>>5414268
>implying the feds wouldn't have seized your assets

>> No.5414331

>5k chainlink
nice, I'm retired

>> No.5414355

>>5413148

>5 years isn't "right around the corner"

What are you fucking 15?

>> No.5414557

XVG at $15, I'm a millionaire and I don't need to work anymore.

TRX at $3, and might allow me to buy a new computer and phone.

BLAS finally gets somewhere and there's my million dollar Roth IRA.

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5414607

>>5414268
>deal with millions of BTC
>21 million supply
nigga wat?

>> No.5414635

>>5414607
I'm dumb lol but you get the idea, imagine being forced to hold a shitload of bitcoin because you are being anally raped daily in jail, then coming out and you are a billionaire. Would it be worth it?

>> No.5414769

>>5414635
Yes. Have at it Tyrone. Jokes on you. I’m a faggot.