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>be me
>at my wagie job doing sheet metal fab
>spending the last 5 hours grinding away at a project and having issues with quality control on the piece
>sweaty and frustrated
>look like shit because I didn't shave since I didn't have time and haven't gotten a hair cut lately
>suddenly all of the office stacies come out to shoot a tik tok video about work being done in the shop
>they do stupid dances around me while I try to work
>it gets posted and gets 100k views because our marketing director has a big ass and is featured front and center
>all top comments either thirsting about her or commenting that I look homeless and depressed
>hr calls me into office after about being more engaged in viral marketing and my boss and all of the office girls want me to do this dance to this song clip; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SnNVJVdqo8 with the girls
>say it will counteract the current comments about me and that I'm basically forced to do it tomorrow morning

How do I get out of this wagie humiliation ritual bros? I can't quit without risking defaulting on my loans and losing family land I've been working at paying off for years.

>> No.54126904

>>54126857
sorry but you're gonna have to endure. I once was chosen in my office to hold up a flag representing "public relations" during a managers meeting like a good little wagie, the lesbian roastie in the office down the hall with literally nothing to do didn't get chosen for this because "we want you to represent us anon, not her!" meanwhile my works piles up and my left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably.

>> No.54126907

>>54126857
sue them lol, im sure you have a case in the woke world

>> No.54126919

>>54126904
>>54126857
God you wagies are so pathetic

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>> No.54126956

>>54126857
This is how workplace mass shootings are created

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>>54126857
Dance faggot dance!

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I’m actually lmaoing at this thread

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Learn these moves OP...

>> No.54127175

>>54126857
post the vid, i wanna see the datas.

>> No.54127179

>>54126857
Stopped reading at something about sheet metal and roasties cuz obviously this never happened.

>> No.54127191

I'm assuming this is a bait thread but you have 2 options
>Play them at their own game and tell them this is very insensitive to people's social anxieties blah blah blah (you have to admit you're uncomfortable with this which I know your type can't easily do)
>Tell them to fuck off plain and simple. You got hired to do metal fab, not dance on tiktok
Hell you could even argue that you didn't agree to be filmed in any capacity and if they want to post you publicly they need to blur your face

>> No.54127198

>>54127179
You should believe it anon. I’ve been victimized the same way but I slipped by without doing it. Thank fuck because I saw other guys on the vids and it hurt to watch

>> No.54127201

>>54126857
You should agree to do it and then shit your pants right as they start filming.

>> No.54127208

>>54126857
Just refuse, record any conversation about this (if legal where you are) and go down swinging if they try and fire you.

>> No.54127256

>>54126857
do the dance and look depressed and have them make a series of tiktoks where each day they try to cheer you up
in a month you'll be the guy that on tiktok that hated his life but now he isn't depressed anymore, BOOM that's some viral marketing for you

>> No.54127260

>>54126857
You gotta go full Left Shark. Pretend you didn't learn the dance and just do someging outrageous and extremely white dude-ish.

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>>54126857
post the tik tok if this is real right fucking now

>> No.54127356

>>54127140
wtf I thought there were no fags in Russia

>> No.54127464

>>54126857
hang yourself in the office

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>>54126857
>say it will counteract the current comments about me and that I'm basically forced to do it tomorrow morning
tell them to suck a fucking dick and go find another shitty sheet metal fabrication job
if you actually dance for them for your job then you're the gayest faggot in the entire world

>> No.54127538

>>54127256
this is actually a half-decent idea, so you must not be a professional marketer

>> No.54127596

DANCE, WAGIE, DANCE

>> No.54127614

>>54126857
You are a tradesman and they have the balls to challenge you? In this economy? Challenge them and tell them you will quit if they fuck with you. Do you know the level of shortages in all skilled trades currently? If some bitch came around my work to film me I would slap her in the mouth, sue her for privacy violations and challenge them to fire me.

The level of shortages for skilled tradesmen would let me get away with it too. Fuck bitches earning 1/10th of what I do thinking they are better than me.

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>>54127614
lol the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.54127702

>>54126857
Post tik tok and I will get you justice

>> No.54127709

>>54127663
>men's wages went up .1% more than women's
when will this awful sexism end

>> No.54127732

>>54127614
>Challenge them and tell them you will quit if they fuck with you.

This. I work IT and am specialized (until AI takes my job I guess) so I have a rare skillset.

Marketing asked me to provide a professional headshot and a short bio and I told them that under no circumstances are they to use either my likeness or any non-public information about me in marketing materials. The sales bitch who thought it would be a good idea fucked off immediately after my manager scolded her privately in his office, previous new-hires had already complained about this before me.

They only have as much power as you give them

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>>54127732
>I told them that under no circumstances are they to use either my likeness or any non-public information about me in marketing materials.
based IRL anon

>> No.54127805

>>54127663
I earn 150,000 euro a year in an economy where 36,000 is the standard. Welder is just one of many tradie jobs. Shop around to see where the shortages are. Can definitely tell you electricians are in short supply.

>> No.54127832

>>54127732
Agreed. In the EU they are literally not allowed to use my likeness without express permission. They should trie having dancing whores at work here. They would go bankrupt in small claims court. Even security cameras have to sign all kinds of privacy statements.

>> No.54127895

>>54127663
Additional to this, you will always earn less as a wagie than when you are self employed. Your graph is wage based. But I dont really know anyone in the trades who knows what he is doing who is a wagie. All are self employed. Only beginners and losers are wagies in the trades. So you get a massive discrepancy. I made 40k a year as a wagie electrician, and I had t run a team to boot. Self employed, its triple that.

>> No.54128057

still a job you perform it like a job. you can professional serve the job well done and get more than asking price. also improves character by helping the company over a selfish reason. you dont compromise masculinity either, an opportune time to also use the platform to set an example for the audience. how he goes about it, infinite possibilities one, appear well groomed, strong, alert and hard working. you can follow the motion of what resembles the dance instruction then step up and do your own thing. could be making a show of the projects progress, making a show of the skill put into a certain task, or even dropping a few wise lines about education, quality, focused labor, ect. it would be good experience either way, do or dont.

>> No.54128108

>>54127356
This is the Ukraine PM. 100% real too.

>> No.54128468

do the video first then sue them about it

>> No.54128487

>>54126857
Honestly, this is a good excuse to shirk duties. Have fun with it, be stupid, and take MANY takes. Say that you're really interested in the marketing of the company and then, after this first step, tell them that you are really shy in general and you'd rather be behind the camera next time - let them know they can use you for filming these shorts in the future. Boom, an hour or two off work and the possibility of doing nothing periodically for several months.

>> No.54128497

Quit and go elsewhere unless thats your only job ever.

I don't put up with that bs and neither should you.

>> No.54128507

quit. not memeing, just quit.

>> No.54128508

>>54126857
I worked in fabrication for awhile. My boss was an old school fat piece of shit who treated everyone like garbage, but honestly I think that's preferable to what you're dealing with.

>> No.54128529
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>>54126857
Refuse
Tell them not to put you in the fucking faggot videos anymore
If they fire you then so be it
This is God seeing how much you'll sell your dignity for
The fact you even had to come here and ask is fucking pathetic

>> No.54128533

>>54126857
anon... you got me excited and thank you for that I guess but I still am disappointed in you today. You had one job and you didn't do the job. Post the tik of tocks.

>> No.54128569

Post the video you fucking faggot

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>>54128533
He probably looked like this fabricating his sheet metal

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>>54126857
I had the (mis)fortune of working in HR and they made me carry pink balloons and distribute it throughout the entire office, all 4 floors of it.

>> No.54128589

>le tiktok video at a sheetrock factory went viral

>> No.54128604

>>54127260
lmao this, and do the robot when you do it

>> No.54128651

>>54126857
dance wagie

>> No.54128663

>>54128574
haha kek. good drawing.

>> No.54128668

>>54126857
Simply make a threat about killing yourself if you have to do a dance

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>>54128668

>> No.54128900

>>54126857
I feel like they can sense our autism. I also was videotaped doing my job at the factory and forced to smile like the good worker drone that I am

>> No.54129055

Best part of this 1pbtid thread is how anon links to a video of a song he claims is in his schizo sheetrock dance video

Please help anon I spent an hour looking for sheetrock dance trend

>> No.54129061

>>54129055
>sheetrock
he said "sheet metal" you illiterate nigger

>> No.54129081

>>54126857
>Sorry I have a warrant a few counties over for my arrest, I don't appreciate being filmed without my consent before or going forward.

>> No.54129084

>>54129061
>he thinks I'm reading some sheetrock tiktok video
Lmfao at your life. So invested when OP is busy fucking your mother

>> No.54129891

>>54126857
We are living in hell.

>> No.54130030

>>54126857
do the dance do the dance!

>> No.54130046

>>54126857
Is dancing in your job description?
Don’t you have a make boss?
This shot is loser tier problems
Just say no you stupid bitch
They can’t fire you for not dancing
Don’t (you) me on this one faggots

>> No.54130049

>>54128057
Good cuck

Dance cuck, dance!

>> No.54130092

>>54130046
Many employers put a clause of requiring employees to do things as responsibilities are needed. Hopefully OP has a strong union or some capacity to get them to fuck off.

>> No.54130109

>>54126857
DANCE WAGIE DANCE

>> No.54130112

>>54130046
1pbtid

>> No.54130118

>>54127288
I, too, want to see the depressed welder and the girl with the big butt

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>>54127179
Plenty of blue collar workplaces have roasties doing the office/clerical jobs.

>> No.54130144

>>54130092
Yeah this is for faggots
When you’re a man you just say no and laugh
Boss will leave and ask the cuck like you to do what I refuse
Every place anyone has worked is this way
When you do your job and have a back bone, no one forces you to dance on camera like a stripper on Craigslist

>> No.54130151

>>54126857
Share the tik Tok of your marketing director's ass. I want to see how fat it is and call you a homo.

>> No.54130161

>>54130112
I told you not to (you) me you coco taking faggot

>> No.54130176

>>54130092
They could have a clause that says you’re obligated to suck your boss’ dick as needed, it doesn’t mean it would hold up in court if you decide to sue them after they fire your ass for refusing to do it.

>> No.54130206

>>54127191
be a man and option 2 is the only available.

>> No.54130257

>>54130176
idk anon, sounds like prostitution to me. your boss had better record it just to make sure you're making porn rather than being gay for pay.

>> No.54130291

>>54127356
HOW DARE YOU NOT RECOGNISE ZELENSKYY HE'S SAVING DEMOCRAC

>> No.54130385

>>54128604
If he works in some Napoleon Dynamite moves, that would be the cherry on top.

>> No.54133093

>>54126857
It's part of your job. Maybe take a couple of shots before. They want you happy, right?

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Like this guy?
https://www.tiktok.com/@hated_yz250f/video/7125156834255670571

>> No.54133694

>>54126857
get a life bro

>> No.54134326

>No, I don't want to.

>> No.54134364

>>54126857
>make up a story for (You)s
People treat this place like reddit

>> No.54134448

>>54126857
please post the tik tok