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>> No.54122914
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The blue line is your ceiling. Always was.

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>What's the most you ever lost on an options play?
>The most. You ever lost. On an options play.
I'm not approved to buy those. I couldn't say.
For what?
>Just buy calls.
Well, we need to know what we're buying calls for here.
>You need to buy calls. I can't pick them for you. It wouldn't be fair.
I don't have no margin.
>Yes, you do. You've been on margin your whole life, you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this contract?
>2023. It's been traveling two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either ITM or OTM. And you have to buy one of the strikes. Call it.
Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
How's that?
>You stand to win everything. Call it.
Alright. 390 then.
>Well done.
>Don't sell it in the market.
>Don't sell it in the market. It's your lucky option.
Where do you want me to sell it?
>Exercise it in your portfolio. Where it won't get mixed in with the others and become just a call. Which it is.

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I enjoy selling options.

>> No.54122963

I used to enjoy selling options until i got greedy and raped on dominoes. Now I will only buy calls if i am bullish. Fuck uncapped losses.

>> No.54122970

>Do nothing but post in /smg/ and follow market news all weekend
>Knew the Fed won't allow more banks to fail
>Thought I learned my lesson from the COVID crash
>Didn't slurp the dip Monday morning
>Could've had a +300% on WAL
>Instead I was distracted by waging

>> No.54122974
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Reminder that the federal government is literally trying to manipulate the markets by spamming bullish propaganda in these threads. This is according to a US congressman.

>> No.54122981

How do I get into that? I'm pretty stupid but even I've made decent options plays (ie luck)

>> No.54122987

I suppose they could always learn 2 code.

>> No.54122998

That's a quality pasta right there.

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>> No.54123016

find stocks you are neutral on and sell write options. don't sell naked calls, naked puts are okay if youre fine with buying 100 shares of the stock at the strike you wrote.

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>> No.54123028

Your supposed to have safety wings when you sell options (eg you have to buy cheaper long options with a strike above your short option strike, if you are selling calls). You shouldnt just be selling naked options, especially naked calls, anon.

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Is futures trading the way to go? I've been paper trading micros for the S&P and Nasdaq and I think this is something I could get into as a side hustle with more practice. I considered options as well but I'm too much of a retard for 200 iq plays. Any tips for a noob are appreciated.

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lmfao the volume of puts coming in on some banks is getting pretty dark and i'm saying that as a bobo. Tim Cook just got forced to take a pay cut, that's what i'd call a leading indicator.

Calls are for those who have some slim, retarded hope that the situation isn't totally fucked. Puts are for people that dont bother with such a fantasy.

>> No.54123034

Reminder that you're never going to be a woman but you're certainly not a man either.

>> No.54123041
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Only terrorists sell

>> No.54123048

You're* Im not stupid I swear.

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>> No.54123053

It is very clear that we've entered a new paradigm where nothing can fail if you're a member of the elite.

Tech business owners can't fail. Venture capitalist funds can't fail. These depositors are insured for unlimited funds. Banks can now take on unlimited risk, with these funds, knowing guilt free that their depositors will be made whole somehow, should the bank fail. When the bank does fail, it will get absorbed into the gigabanks thereby consolidating power in the hands of the few.

Rate hikes will continue, but none of the aforementioned people are its targets. They hit the wrong targets. They are still aiming for you, WFH Chad! You see what mess you caused?

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Just so I understand this correctly: we start from 25 bps, then jpow comes up with "higher for longer" because inflation is too high. Shortly thereafter, some banks collapse due to their inability to hedge long-term bonds, while being bailed out by the government with relative ease. Now the inflation data comes out and it is as problematic as expected. And from this we now conclude that the FED will pivot?

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Can you explain this pattern?

>> No.54123061

I wrote PUTS nigga, and it had the worst stock drop day in a decade.

>> No.54123062

Bill your boss for the gains you missed. It's only fair.

>> No.54123077

I sell cash secured puts or covered calls.

>> No.54123086

I have just now gotten enough shares of something to sell covered but I don't know how or if I should do it. I might just do it anyway and see what happens.

>> No.54123091

what is financing
you also forget to mention the 4b profit duggan made from Pharmacyclics

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>*buys calls*
>*on SQQQ*

>> No.54123100
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They wouldn't need propaganda so badly if our situation was truly hopeless.

>> No.54123106

The "we're not done with the exit pump just a few more pumps before we offload everything" pattern

>> No.54123111

as CEO, not an investor

>> No.54123115

glowniggers dont know about /biz/ they only do it in normie spheres like facebook, twitter, reddit etc

>> No.54123116

>their inability to hedge long-term bonds,
Not inability, their incompetence. They had no chief risk officer (i.e. the person in charge of that) for over a year because they didn't want to hire a White guy.

>> No.54123132

Take your meds, ESL schizo.

>> No.54123134

same concept just reverse. and selling puts technically does not carry infinite risk like selling calls like you were saying. You should never sell puts naked, nor should you sell cash secured puts on stocks you wouldnt mind holding over the long term- for everything else, you need to buy cheaper puts as a safety protection at a strike below your short strike. You then pocket the difference between the two strikes when your contracts successfully expire worthless.

>> No.54123144

There's this faggot bull on here that accuses people of being Russian agents for disagreeing with his gay views
I refuse to believe he isn't atleast an ex-government worker

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MO bros...

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Yeah. It's just pride before the fall.

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>glowniggers dont know about /biz/

>> No.54123158

I bet that guy holds ARKK, he sounds based.

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Holy fuck why am I pumping that hard?

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Good. We can't let Putin cause a bank run.

>> No.54123171

>new paradigm
You have to be 18 to post here

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lol, i bought some gme calls for next month, figure if they pop on the short interest or after opex this week they might give me a good little profit

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>> No.54123183

Look I found him >>54123132 >>54123158

>> No.54123188

Hey guys, bearish investor here. I'm trans and love sucking penis, I love drinking and slurping cum! What stocks should we be shorting this week fellow bobros? I'm thinking about shorting banks because the US banking system is clearly failing.

>> No.54123189

This real?

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>> No.54123198

but bank runs would apparently cause oil to crash and subsequently fix inflation

>> No.54123205

50bepis got priced out after his hearing in front of house of representatives where he clarified his statements from the previous day. Basically autistic market interpreted his explanation of how Fed operates as an actual plan for the next FOMC.

>> No.54123207

Stay poor, retard.

>> No.54123209

This, nothing happens until FOMC

>> No.54123223

Dunno if it's because muh white guy, but yeah, they had no CRO for quite a while.

My boss got a job with them (in risk) and left after a month, because of how bad it was, and the shit they wanted signing off.

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I wont be poor I own shares of SKYT, bitch.

>> No.54123231

they really don't anon. anytime one of them tries to come here their posting is so fucking obvious in the way they post in that newfaggot way that you arent from around here. then they get promptly ridiculed off of the site. anyone worth anything and has lurked for a few years can see these kinds of posts. its painfully obvious. like with last weekend when we had that little raid from outsiders when the fag bank was failing

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That's a chill ape

>> No.54123240

Continuously struggling to break above former highs. Though they do all have double-bottom support.

>> No.54123241

It's out of breath.

>> No.54123258

Anything to distract idiot normies from an inflationary depression heading our way this year I guess

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>muh sekret club
smells like newfag in here

saw on fox that liberal chick on the five arguing that wokeness had nothing to do with the bank failing. Sounds like they're just gonna sacrifice the risk management sheboon.

>> No.54123275

I swear to god if the markets do another fake giga pump for the 3rd day in a row...

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if they allow vatnik shills to spam their retarded russian garbage unfettered we will become /pol/ tier stupid, so yeah they need to counterintel. Sad as that is the alternative of people talking about muh gold because of the looming US default is worse.

>> No.54123286

which is why they put all of their hopes into bots. why do you think that retarded microsoft chatbot was spammed so much a few years back? they were trying to calibrate. really the whole "AI" thing is meme bullshit outside of doing grunt work some fleshbot was already doing.

>> No.54123289

leaving the zoo behind

>> No.54123293

how would someone get ridiculed off the site? you dont need an account, its anonymous, what would force them to leave? why would they care about being ridiculed? half the time its some 4chan schizo berating some other poor idiot anyways.

>> No.54123300

oh look another reddit "2021 paradigm-shift" tech shitstock.

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that video just made my day, lol thank you

>> No.54123302

where did I say that anon. I said they dont know about this place not arguing about if they should or shouldn't come here. that is a different argument entirely

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>Dunno if it's because muh white guy
We don't need to prove this in court, but you come up with a better theory why the job was empty. I sure can't.

>My boss got a job with them (in risk) and left after a month, because of how bad it was, and the shit they wanted signing off.
See, if they cycled through 3 or 4 White guys as CRO during those 15 months that would be one thing. But they had a gap, then eventually got a relatively qualified Pajeeta (when it was too late).

>> No.54123327

t. cant read 10q

>> No.54123338

What did we do to cause the /uhg/ vs /chug/ spam?

>> No.54123340

Schizos were right about the vax

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>another $100 has been credited to your account

>> No.54123362

Because everyone can see how obvious their posts that they aren't from around here. Are you being serious? Everyone else that has an eye for it will also call them out, shitting on them, calling them niggers etc. Do I really need to spell this all out to you? Times have changed where concepts like "cyber bullying" is considered a real issue and people cry and commit suicide over words on a screen.

>> No.54123365

ramifications for the forklift certified?

>> No.54123381

/pol/ tourists wandering over during the bank runs. For some reason they think their shill accusations are interesting or relevant.

>> No.54123384

The rubbing hands in the OP.

>> No.54123388

any day now we'll all die from taking it. any day

>> No.54123391

Financial crises are russian disinformation, sweaty. There's only Putler's Price Hike™. See >>54123284

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>i-its the russians!
Friendly reminder that three wasted years of investigations proved fuck all. Years later we find out its just the democrats spreading lies...again. Libshits are retarded.

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The shit I was shilling on pol 2 years ago was all true shit. Don't know how it is now though. But I find it plausible that it's foreign government agents. There aren't that many people that are that motivated to be that consistently schizophrenic and crazy. Online. Every day. At all hours of the day. It doesn't make sense. It's intentional

But yeah where do you guys think the market's going. Have you forgot about XOM

>> No.54123403

>he thinks hes fighting against the deepstate by calling glowies nigger and making them commit suicide.
god bless you anon, we dont deserve you

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Putin wasn't the one who ruined the American economy. Blaming him won't undo decades of bad policy, nor will it redirect anger from people when their retirement accounts evaporate. Hope he helps it out though, i bet the chinks are loading up on puts.

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Orangutans always fail their safety tests. It's sad but keeps management from cutting costs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhzfL4iK00o

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How is it that the very board that was supposed to be a crypto containment board became all about stocks?

>> No.54123419

Reminder that the only way to make it is to invest in companies with 3 digits volume. Now please buy my WILC bags

>> No.54123421

You are making a lot of assumptions

>> No.54123435

you're golden

>> No.54123442
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Are small cap low P/Es worth the play? This one here is basically a 45 degree incline since last year and has single digit mcap and P/E

>> No.54123444

well that's the danger of foreign intelligence agencies, they co-opt true schizo posting and twist it to serve their agenda. The best lie has some truth in it. Anyway, go long on Palantir to get exposure to NSA

>> No.54123445

How do I study for series 7?

>> No.54123452

Should've trusted that random WFCF shill instead

>> No.54123453

What would YOU do with $100,000, right now, under the current market conditions? It's all you have. $100,000 and nothing else.

>> No.54123458

anon he used the word "nigga" dont bother hes black, he doesnt care or understand

>> No.54123466

>Never gave you immunity, didn't slow down transmission, forced on you by the government and your employer anyways, proven to increase myocarditis in young men, all the experts admitting they got it wrong
>"Atleast I didn't DIE!"
LOL how the mighty have fallen

>> No.54123469

Hookers and cocaine my friend.

>> No.54123478

>what is financing
It's a hard pivot. If they liked their own p3 drugs they would've solely done a raise to fund themselves.
>>54123111 and this is entirely irrelevant. If your entire thesis is that you're shadow trading a billionaire at a 50%+ premium to his own purchases, good luck.

While I haven't looked closely, there's probably tons of arbs holding from shares bought in Feb then shorted to profit off the spread of the $1.05 rights offering shares. That tends to resolve lower.

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>Hello fellow trader?

>> No.54123483

>Operating Margin: -30.90%

Like I said, stay poor.

>> No.54123485

50% nasdaq leveraged 2x
25% financial firms unleveraged
15% s&p 500 2x
10% uranium

>> No.54123496

I forgot about PLTR. They probably aren't going away. They've been in business like 10 years. And the NSA probably isn't either. Considering Biden just nationalized the banks

>> No.54123505

Yep, mistakes were made unfortunately

>> No.54123512
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Just make enough money in the market and you don't need a gay job license or have to pass nerdy ass exams.

>> No.54123514

and how do i study for sie

>> No.54123518

0dte BBBY calls

>> No.54123519
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The absolute state of this country.

>> No.54123521

I’m sorry I just really need to vent about this because it’s been bugging me for a while. I can't help but feel a twinge of annoyance as I hear one of my colleagues refer to me as a "beaner." It's a term that's thrown around here on the trading floor, a not-so-subtle jab at the fact that I'm a trader in the bean commodities.I try not to let it bother me, but it's hard not to feel frustrated at times. I've worked hard to get where I am today, studying finance in college and putting in long hours to learn the ins and outs of the trading industry. And yet, all I seem to be known for around here is my association with beans. I know that it's just a silly nickname, and I try to brush it off as best I can. But it's a reminder of how easy it is for people to make assumptions and stereotypes based on something as simple as the type of commodity you trade. Sometimes I wonder if I would be taken more seriously if I traded in something like oil or gold. But then again, maybe not. In the end, it's all just numbers on a screen, no matter what commodity you're dealing with.

As I sit here, watching the price of beans tick up and down, I can't help but wonder if there will ever come a day when I'm known for something more than just my association with this particular commodity. Maybe one day, I'll be able to use my skills and knowledge for something truly meaningful, something that goes beyond just making a profit. But for now, I'll keep monitoring the price of beans down to the tenth of a penny, trying to stay ahead of the competition, and ignoring the nicknames and stereotypes that come with my job.

>> No.54123529

yeah i think they're pretty fairly priced at the moment, they're not that profitable but that doesnt matter when you have government funding so you will never completely collapse

they basically get infinite chances to become a good company, not a bad bet.

>> No.54123530

Verifiably true to an extent though many retards vastly overstated how bad it is

>> No.54123535

100% the best possible answer to my question I want to hug you rn

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Reminder that Friday is a Quadruple Witching day.

>> No.54123545

i'd put it all in BIL and then reallocate $5k a month into VOO for the next 20 months, unless we get a sharp dip then you can slurp that

>> No.54123551

I sold my XOM back in January because I wanted to raise cash for a FOMC dip that never happened... Still holding a truckload of OXY though. Like 2/3rds of my account worth. The drop this week in oil though was crazy. I vote on SPY staying more or less in the 3900's until FOMC day.

>> No.54123559

>many retards vastly overstated how bad it is
Fair enough but even what was considered the most schizo shit like lab leak has some ground to stand on. Covid being the new black death was always a meme.

>> No.54123563

Guys answer plz

>> No.54123568

All in on LINK

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>a not-so-subtle jab at the fact that I'm a trader in the bean commodities.
Holy shit, I'm writing that down for the next time anyone mentions sóybeans.

>> No.54123569

>If your entire thesis is that you're shadow trading a billionaire at a 50%+ premium to his own purchases, good luck.
no, i'm shadowing the CEO + other directors who have shown obvious confidence in the company. I doubt duggan sells his shares for a few extra pennies, but I do understand your point.
ultimately they have a good pipeline of p3 products
>It's a hard pivot. If they liked their own p3 drugs they would've solely done a raise to fund themselves.
they needed financing so they gave rights to another comany for one of their products and raised capital (the 1.05 offering) themselves

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>> No.54123583

Yes, plus you save a ton of money on taxes, since 60% of your gains are taxed at the long-term rate rather than the short-term rate.

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I thought it's now triple witching, presumably because one of the witches got laid off?

>> No.54123618

impossible to know. it hasn't worked in the last 15 years

>> No.54123623

Why are sites such as Facebook and Twitter sending me Suicide hotline numbers? What shit does the algorithm know

>> No.54123628

I was expecting an awful balance sheet but it actually looks pretty nice. They diluted quite a lot recently to finance M&A it seems. Might be bullish if they bought a good business

>> No.54123635
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>Jim Cramer has said that the Fed is on the cusp of a 'soft, safe landing' in its inflation fight.

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>> No.54123651

Higher risk, higher reward generally but in this case

>Ryerson Holding Corp. engages in the processing and distribution of industrial metals. It processes and distributes products in stainless steel, aluminum carbon steel and alloy steels and a limited line of nickel and red metals in various shapes and forms. The firm serves end-markets including oil and gas, industrial equipment, transportation equipment, heavy equipment, and electrical machinery. It also offers value-added processing and fabrication services such as sawing, slitting, blanking, cutting to length, leveling, flame cutting, laser cutting, edge trimming, edge rolling, roll forming, tube manufacturing, polishing, shearing, forming, stamping, punching, rolling shell plate to radius.

That's pretty much what NUE and X and probably some other more liquid tickers are. Compare tickers and notice the rally you're seeing is because of a general rally in steel and industrial metals rather than any secret RYI sauce.

>> No.54123652

I can feel my blood boiling as I overhear some of my colleagues using a derogatory term for our Nigerian traders. They call them "Niggies," a play on the offensive racial slur, simply because of where they're from. It's disgusting and offensive, and I make a point to distance myself from those types of conversations. I work closely with our Nigerian traders and have developed a great deal of respect for them. They're some of the smartest and most hardworking people I've ever met, and it's a shame that they have to put up with this kind of racism in the workplace. As if that weren't bad enough, the “Niggies”keep teasing me about the supposed "prince of Nigeria" who wants to give me money. It's a common scam that's been around for years, but they seem to think it's hilarious to keep bringing it up. I try to laugh it off and tell them that I'm still waiting for my millions, but deep down, it's frustrating to be associated with such a silly stereotype. I know that my colleagues mean no harm, but it's a reminder of how easily people can be swayed by false information and stereotypes. At the end of the day, I try to focus on the work in front of me and tune out the noise. I may be known as the "beaner" and I may work alongside the "Niggies," but I refuse to let those labels define me or my colleagues. We're all here to do a job, and we should be judged based on our skills and our work ethic, not our nationality or the commodities we trade.I hope that one day, we can move past these types of prejudices and work together in a more respectful and inclusive environment. Until then, I'll continue to monitor the price of beans and try to tune out the noise.

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>> No.54123654

Woops, that notification was supposed to be for next week.

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>tfw still -10% since 2021

>> No.54123672

some of them are, some of them aren't. taht's why small caps have under-performed the s&p 500, the shitty ones that fail drag down performance

>> No.54123676

I see. I'll have to expand my knowledge of commodities more. I usually only buy tech shit so I know nothing about industry.

>> No.54123684
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Ok what the fuck happened? I went out for a hike at the local park in the woods and I come back and there was a fake and gay scam pump to close out the day. Fuck you mumu!!! You'll pay for this!!!

>> No.54123686

Speaking of Cramer, is anyone in on SJIM? Not sure if everyone knows but there's an actual ETF to inverse Cramer, and a regular (long) ETF, LJIM.

>> No.54123707
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So it was implied that I'm god forbid down a shat pot. I'll set it straight. Wrong, I'm only down under 4% Which is nothing to alarming. Hell I used to be in ARMN. (wild times). I seen it tank 50%. I didn't sell it then. I held on and sold for a tidy profit. (Right in time for Covid to strike!; me with my green wad waiting with glee). Sides I'm never selling and I don't need the money anyway so WTF do I care? (Legislators passed the salary hike bill today so July hits I'll get more green added to my check. Also get another in 2024)

>> No.54123716
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Is Charles Schwab Corporation stock a good buy these days?
Because I bought 100 shares, will look to offload soon too, before the the Fed update on new interestst rate

>> No.54123723

a conservative allocation of 100% SQQQ

>> No.54123729

>directly using government agencies to censor speech
How doesn't this blatantly violate the first amendment? They're even bragging about doing it.
>tweets are literally terrorism
>big government, save me from the wrongthink!
Go back to redd it, incredibly pathetic retard.

>> No.54123734

What's the recommended investing platform ? (Regulated, Fees, commisions, etc)
Top 3 ?

>> No.54123736

I might pick up a little bit soon. Probably going to wait a week or two first to see how it performs though.

>> No.54123751

Interactive Brokers, as long as you're not a Zoomer with a TikTok attention span.

>> No.54123756

>unironically russian bots
The fed is on record with doing this. Go back to leftypol, twitter or red dit, braindead retard.

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>> No.54123763

I haven't seen anyone call someone a russian bot on here till the SVB shit. They're running a gayop, but probably with the people they've already buck broken.

>> No.54123767

G-d I hope you get censored as soon as possible so that you and other /pol/ tourists get the fuck out of here

>> No.54123775

Fidelity, Schwab, Vanguard are all good

>> No.54123778

>bolshevik thinks he's among his kin here
Good job on inviting all these braindead npc commies here, /smg/.

>> No.54123782
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this is BULLSHIT.. I love NVDA, but c'mon be reasonable.. p-please

>> No.54123783

IBKR, Vanguard are my go-to's

>> No.54123787

>they needed financing so they gave rights to another comany for one of their products and raised capital (the 1.05 offering) themselves
I think you're reading that wrong. They paid Akeso for the rights. Summit will be marketing the drug.

I don't necessarily think any of this is bad by the way. It's not an outright scam like most biotech shit shilled here. I just question chasing a post-earnings pump on a hyped name that just expanded a massive supply of shares at a much lower valuation.
It's not my trading style, at least. That rights offering arb would've been pretty sweet though, had I followed this name a few months ago.

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>has to censor "god"
>a literal kike
Fucking kill yourself, you faggot shill.

>> No.54123821

Well, FWIW, the CEO apparently bought 50,000 shares this morning.

>> No.54123827

You've clearly just arrived here from leftypol or some other commie shithole online, though. 99% of the site and board wants you gone. You don't belong here.

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>> No.54123839

>I'm only down under 4%
YTD? From ATH? Or total return on all your current positions?

>> No.54123844

Mike Wilson is the chief equity strategist for Morgan Stanley and he is a bear so they should be hurricane proof and they own E*TRADE.

>> No.54123847

Racism and anti-Semitism are not allowed here. You confused /smg/ with your containment board

>> No.54123852

>"liberal" marxist
>reeks of re ddit
>calls anyone that doesn't wholly support the current thing /pol/ and tourist

>> No.54123855
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Really, dude? You fell for that?

>> No.54123862

ibroken is by far the worst platform. Buggy as all hell, doesn't give you any info without paying through the nose for even basic shit that's free at every other broker, no real API (it's just RPC and shares all the ludicrously low limits with the client), memory leaks out the ass (to the point a couple years ago they decided to autoclose the client at midnight every night because fuck fixing our crapware and shiet), half the chart widgets are broken and will brick your client if you put them, to the point you can't ever restart the client (it will crash on open before you can do anything), the other half are broken because they don't display the right shit, even the bar charts are broken and not only only show indicators based on the candles currently displayed (so your EMA20 looks different whenever you zoom in or out) but also the candles themselves render wrong (e.g. up candle colored red, candles not rendering at all, random niggercandles spanning 1000x the highest actual value range ever traded on the security, preventing you from seeing the chart at all because it's autoscaled), etc.
It is an abomination as well as a nickle-and-dime scam, and it didn't even have FA at all until around 2019.
The only thing it's good for is low margin rates. That's literally it.

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>> No.54123870

Aspies, please learn how to detect sarcasm

>> No.54123879
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I smell gas like gasoline in my apartment. Should I be worried?

>> No.54123880

What are you highlighting here and why did you work so hard to remove the Mott Capital trademark?

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Fucking gas yourself.

He's serious. The NAFO troons are actually this retarded.

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needs more lines

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all in JNUG.

>> No.54123910
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No, anon. Stay where you are. That's just Jerome about to stabilize the labor and housing supply of your local area.

>> No.54123913

Based on the stocks he posts, he would be down 40-60% from ath. He clearly means from his cost basis.
>invests for 20 years
>everyone else is up around 1180% after that long even when putting it all in spy
>he's not even flat, he's down
>this is his case for boomer investing

>> No.54123923

Light a match to get rid of the fumes. Works every time.

>> No.54123926

I'm here to discuss stocks and scream AAAAA / OOOOO with other retards while posting pictures of bears and cows. You came here because you are angry about (current thing).

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>while posting pictures of bears and cows.
>bears and cows.

>> No.54123977

he means the scantily clad fat women

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Ah, I take it back then.

>> No.54123987

>Oh no, he didn't say much
>Must be a shill
Truly the mind of schizo is an amazing thing

>> No.54123990

Same here, seems too good to be true. It's atleast green overall albeit it released this month.

>> No.54124004
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Just bought a 32 inch curved 2nd monitor so I can watch more charts while watching /smg/.

>> No.54124012

Thank you. What is your opion on "webull" ?

>> No.54124016

This truly is the worst /smg/ thread ever holy shit

>> No.54124018

Nevermind I'm a retard. Although I already admitted that earlier so yeah...

>> No.54124024

>The only thing it's good for is low margin rates. That's literally it.
Fortunately that's the only thing that matters. Well also the foreign market access with cheap commissions is pretty nice, on margin.

>> No.54124031
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Don't feed him replies.

>> No.54124038

Oh I don't actually think that. I just think it's hilarious if you *were* a shill that tried to blend in with a stock market group and said "cows" instead of "bulls".

Besides, we all know the only shill that matters here is the ASMB stock ladies bot. Those anime girls drive market volume.

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>> No.54124057

Fuck the chinks

>> No.54124062
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friendly reminder paranoia is also a weapon. now back to the stock market. I think we're probably headed back to SPX 4000 tomorrow or it will dump until OPEX.

>> No.54124068

What stable diffusion model are you using?

>> No.54124069

Fly-by-night operation that hasn't seen a full bear market yet.

IBKR has been around since the 1970s, is publicly traded, offers prime brokerage services, and is insured by Lloyd's of London.

>> No.54124080

It doesn't matter what the SPX does, only BOIL.

>> No.54124085

The lines on that pepe are too thicc

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No idea, I just saved them cause they're really cool.

>> No.54124107

Yeah anime girls are important, noted. I'll pass (unlike ASMB anon) this important information to my supervisor at Shills Co. here in Israel where I definitely live.

>> No.54124121

False alarm. Neighbor was spray painting. Not dying in an insurance scam today.

>> No.54124122
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they do know this place. Its 4chan, every disinfo effort is aware of this site. The feds actively monitor 4chan like crazy. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume youre just a bit naïve. We spend billions on this stuff...

>> No.54124126

I was 70% up in WAL.....
I doubles my position at 39.
My average price is 29 now.
If it goes to 20 or lower I will double my position again.

>> No.54124128

Please tell me bank stock does the needful. I've been fucked so many times these last 6 months because I slurped.

>> No.54124145

>and i'm saying that as a bobo.
>when your contracts successfully expire worthless
Why limit the profit by buying the put? Spreads are retarded

>> No.54124158

Shouldn't have listened to the shills. Now you're HOOKED.

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Just buy gold miners instead and you can sleep well anon.

>> No.54124174

I forgot we're in a peak clown world where you BUY bankrupt companies to make money.

>> No.54124197

It's the only one bought. Tbh I think the worst case is it tops at 50.
It pays a nice dividend too.

>> No.54124198

stay away from banks (long term, anyways) - now that the government has backstopped them all there will be demands for more regulation, which will turn them into utilities.

>> No.54124201

I will diamond hands my SPXU shares. I know this scam pump is fake and gay. They are just giving Jews enough time to get out before they dump it.

>> No.54124209

>government being directly involved in censorship
Seriously though, how doesn't this get shut down by the supreme court?

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Kek baggies

>> No.54124247

It's already too late for me bros, I fucking went all in thinking it was easy money. Still in the green but it feels like I just walked into the dumbest bull trap I've fallen for

>> No.54124262
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take the SIE first, you need to be sponsored for the 7 but you can do the SIE on your own. If you have SIE most firms will jump to hire you for a role you can fill while studying for the 7. FINRA has a great breakdown on their site and if you want to work in the field I'd encourage you to check it out. Probably could find a pirated pdf of the material for the SIE online but you may want to use kaplan or similar so you can do practice exams until you consistently can pass at an 80 (you need a 70), and then take the test. 7 and SIE got split a few years ago so the material is similar, just more advanced. Good luck.

>> No.54124271
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Is our money unironically safer sitting in a fidelity or vanguard account then in a regional bank?

>> No.54124312

Vanguard, maybe. Fidelity, probably not.

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is the glass half full or half empty? If you can't figure that out, figure out if you expect it to be volatile or not and then cop a straddle or short one

>> No.54124323

You don't think the supreme court wants this too? We are talking about potential bank runs. If everything goes to shit nobody in the government is safe, not even the supreme court. After the populace riots at the banks, they'll turn to the government next.

>> No.54124341
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It's safest with me. Give it up!

>> No.54124355

webull has free options

>> No.54124357

Do you have over $250k in cash? No? Then there's no difference.

Yes? Then you're an idiot and should use one of the gazillion services out there to split it between multiple accounts.

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Welp for starters there's broad public support for more censorship.

>> No.54124367

I thought this was an SMBC comic for a moment. Top zozzle.

>> No.54124368
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What happens to SOXL when China finally takes back tai*an?

>> No.54124374

Biden's been doing this censorship stuff with his dhs and fbi for a long time now, on a lot of political issues, and the mostly republican-appointed court has done nothing to stop it. I doesn't make sense to me.

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They have the illoominati logo though? Thats some top cult grade security anon. Vanguard is just old english money tier security at best with their ship logo.

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Not really, though. And the court shouldn't care about that.

>> No.54124395

Biden told you he doesn't care how much you have, he will always bail you out. They took every risk away, might as well go to the most retarded bank you can find.

>> No.54124411

here's a pity (you) try harder next time champ

>> No.54124419

Anon, to put it in another perspective, I work retail and you can ask, demand or say pretty much anything to me, I don’t give a fuck
I just want your money and for you to go away again

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>he doesn't realize 90% of the government both democrat and republican are just uniparty pretending to fight with each other.

>> No.54124440
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How did /biz/ go from being a crypto board to a stock one?

>> No.54124450

Vanguard is like one of the least kiked financial institutions out there. It's an American company.

>> No.54124463

"crypto" is fake/gay, stocks are real

>> No.54124464

I am of the opinion a handful of crypto bros made it and diversified into stocks but never stopped the habit of not posting outside of this thread. And post GME newfags happened.

>> No.54124465

Not entirely true. That was the case but the trump wing didnt play that game of status quo. Thats why theyre so upset over that Jan 6 thing. The maga people didnt get the memo its all just a charade to make money off stocks.

>> No.54124466

>crypto board
retard containment zone. get it right.
this. make another chan nig

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>> No.54124476

When buttcorn started trading the same as the Nasd-ACK! plus leverage.

>> No.54124477

wtf is going on with MMM?
I got a 6th sense its gonna moon tomorrow.
Ive been eyeing at these lows but of course didnt pull the trigger

>> No.54124503

risk management is part of it, the other part is that by selling one option and buying another you make it cheaper out of pocket for the contracts overall. Plus you can do stuff like a straddle to just play volatility. If I'm going long stock I'm going to likely either write options on it to profit even if it crabs, or buy puts as insurance against the position declining.

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Pee pee poo poo

>> No.54124529

I've been eyeballing that too but all of my money is tied up in dumb shit right now

>> No.54124550

Yes, to the establishment, the trump crowd is considered to be a cancer to their plans. That's why they'll never be allowed to have any meaningful level in power within the government ever again.

>> No.54124559

mine is all tied up in CDs and Ibonds lol,
I got 24k in a plain bank account

>> No.54124569

>Takes back
They never had it

>> No.54124572
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So I've come up with a pipeline theory.
/b/ > /new/ > /pol/ > /sig/ > /biz/ > /smg/ > r/wallstreetbets

>> No.54124582

Good but it's chink shit (ie spyware)
Up to you

>> No.54124593

it's from New York

>> No.54124606

>And the court shouldn't care about that.
Court does care tho in many decisions.

>> No.54124607

Who the fuck starts at or even uses /b/ anymore? There's more porn on there /gif/ and never anything funny.

>> No.54124627

/g/ -> /sci/ -> /biz/ -> /k/ -> /smg/

>> No.54124640
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i started on WSB but then came to SMG around 3 months ago, pretty cool forum besides the racism

>> No.54124646

lol their stock is getting hammered, the only thing giving them a positive balance sheet is 12b of 'goodwill'. But it very well could be oversold.

>> No.54124655

go back nigger

>> No.54124656


Go back.

>> No.54124658

earning looks good, is it gonna take a hit? the lawsuits should be well priced in by now

>> No.54124665
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STFU nigger.

>> No.54124674
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does your wife's boyfriend know you post on here?

>> No.54124675

we need a newfag purge

>> No.54124680

For me it was /b/ > /v/ > /g/ > /a/ and that's about it because /biz/ didn't exist. Much later /biz/ > /pol/, rather than the converse.

>> No.54124694

Crypto volume drops during bear markets and gets crowded out when the real economy has happenings. It's all transitory.

>> No.54124747

Why does it feel better making money with puts than with calls?

>> No.54124762

It is at the lowest low its been at in 5 years, if it has value underneath then it very well could be a good opportunity. My personal thoughts are that demand is probably slipping since every product they have can and is being made by foreign companies and sold cheaper. They might benefit from political moves but makes me wonder if their business model isn't in some degree of existential trouble. They also could be a potential merger target. I don't like going long dividend paying stocks if I'm just looking for growth. Long stock, long put maybe?

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>> No.54124766

the problem is that whenever we have a happening like this (bank failure in this case) we get an absolute metric ton of newfags that lurk /pol/ and hear about a financial happening, and come to /biz/ and then end up shitposting here
the majority leave after like a month, but then we get some /pol/ newfags who stay and are retarded, who have never traded and don't understand markets, who only see through the world through a political lens and insert their personal political beliefs into every discussion, instead of a more nuanced profit above all else / 'what is the profitable trade to take?' point of view

>> No.54124778

sorry replied to wrong post

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>> No.54124793

I've been on this gay board for 3 years I think your biggest retard on here now.

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>> No.54124816

Because you know its unlikely the company's going out of business and so it remains one of your "affordable plays" that you can count on as it goes up or down. Some people would call that depraved. But I don't like learning new companies when it comes to trading. Just give me the same thing over and over

>> No.54124814 [DELETED] 

what happened here

>> No.54124817

I masturbated four times today and I don't know why.

>> No.54124825

Idk but I agree 100%

>> No.54124828 [DELETED] 

how the fuck do you just throw up blood like that from driving a bus, lmao jesus get it together bugmen

>> No.54124831


>> No.54124836

Parent companies are Chinese

>> No.54124840 [DELETED] 

me after watching the little mermaid trailer

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>> No.54124855

Why vanguard? Their stuff sucks for trading and they only recently tried to modernize things and clearly aren't finished with it.

>> No.54124865

>muh /pol/
The only newfag here is you, and you should kys. Dumb gaslighting troon.

>> No.54124867

Stop using adderal

>> No.54124877 [DELETED] 

Is he okay?

>> No.54124884

If this post triggered you, this is the equivalent of walking along in public and somebody yells
>"Hey, IDIOT!"
and you turn around to respond

>> No.54124888 [DELETED] 

Damn. WTF happened?

>> No.54124890

What are some good short ideas? I am currently short:

Need more shorts.

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GUSH is a buy tomorrow right?

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>> No.54124931
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No, I know how your tranny gaslighting tactics work because you've overused them on /k/. You should kill yourself post-haste, faggot.

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heh, nothin personal

>> No.54124948 [DELETED] 

He was fine in the end. He had an ulcer and that made him spit up a little blood

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>> No.54124957
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You described this gay board that has been used for nothing but pump and dumb shit coins and people complaining for the 3 years I've been on here, as anything but what it is. This board is shit, all the boards are shit, and they always have been. Just enjoy the shitposts, queer.

>> No.54124965 [DELETED] 

>a little

>> No.54124968

They're not a meme company like reddithood

>> No.54125000
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Why the .60 runup AH? I own two $15 calls that expire on Friday. They were cheap... just gambling. Would be cool if they hit.

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>> No.54125005

You're looking at oil futures. UCO is the ETF you want to lose your money with.

>> No.54125013 [DELETED] 

Have you never had an ulcer?

>> No.54125014

I'm mad that my schwab checking account gives dogshit APR but I'm too pussy to run it lean and keep most of it in a brokerage

>> No.54125040
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Kek baggies

>> No.54125044

I'm going insane

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>> No.54125070

It's just a bit of volatility don't be a baby

>> No.54125074 [DELETED] 

That is a lot of blood, coming from a guy who has had an ulcer. I had to be rushed to the hospital for puking up what was barely a quarter of blood, and vomiting with blood at the hospital got me an emergency endoscopy and a lengthy stay. Shit is no joke and that man could have died right there.

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/a/ > >/jp/ > /vt/ > /biz/ > /smg/ > /vt/ > /nasfaq/ > /smg/ > /sp/ > /vt/ > /smg/

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>> No.54125111
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I just checked out the FRC $50 call. I could've made it. In a matter of one day. I could've become one of the greats... My time will come, master.

>> No.54125112

This is the last few year by the way not entire career of shitposting... that would cap the character limit.

>> No.54125137

I started with /b/ for the porn ~2011
I didn't lurk the rest of the site seriously until like 2013

>> No.54125142
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So is dropping $10k tomorrow on Costco stock a dumb play? I like Costco. Treated me well through the rona end times.

>> No.54125165

Imagine the scents you would smell sticking your nose between those cheeks and taking a deep sniff.

>> No.54125168

imagine the farts and shits that would come out of that

>> No.54125173

I just don't get the boards that have completely devolved into porn, and who is using it. /wsg/ alows a lot of gore now because anything but porn will just get ignored on /gif/.

>> No.54125180

Post the bloody new

>> No.54125186

Dont bet against America

>> No.54125185

I don't think Buffett is an options gambler.

>> No.54125189
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Shill me some tickers

>> No.54125198

> /wsg/ alows a lot of gore now
you make it sound like thats a bad thing, someone has to carry the torch after the void that was left from liveleak

>> No.54125199

Top tier bait have a (you) my nigger

>> No.54125216

>le poo poo

>> No.54125227

So that means Costco is a good play?

>> No.54125236
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You lost chuds?

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>> No.54125290
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Oh look I found the kike loving nigger

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>you make it sound like thats a bad thing
No, I'm happy they do. rekt threads on /gif/ get like 10 posts and then die, on /wsg/ you can find some real gems.

>> No.54125348

CRM, it's p/e is ridiculous but I've only broke even shorting it it has crazy retard pumps

>> No.54125589

Yeah, but they aren't geared towards trading or active investments. I agree they are good for long term buy and hold, particularly for vanguard's own fund selection (although they are losing some of the edge/monopoly there). Putting in orders is just a bit more effort, cost, and slower to execute compared to say Fidelity, and gets worse the more exotic the product is. I also don't think they have much in the way of research tools.

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>> No.54125969

>walking along in public and somebody yells
>>"Hey, IDIOT!"
>and you turn around to respond
That's the funniest shit always

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