Coinbase can't get customer money from banks AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54122549]

[Anonymous No.54122620]

They get your money but give you this sad excuse so they can invest with it for 10 days
Get a metamask nigger

[Anonymous No.54122685]

It's almost like all the people saying you shouldn't hold cash or crypto on an exchange were right

[Anonymous No.54123137]

>>54122685
He's not though. He's trying to use it as a fiat on or off ramp, which is the one thing you need an exchange for.

[Anonymous No.54123264]

>>54122549
Coinmetro doesn't have this problem

[Anonymous No.54123274]

>>54122549
america is breaking down KEK

[Anonymous No.54123276]

>>54122549
Coinbase closed my and my moms account out of nowhere like 2 weeks ago just sent us both NOTICE OF CLOSURE emails at the same time. They also sent me an email say "My ID had been verified" at the exact same time but I verified that hoe years ago and hadn't sent them anything recently. Fuck coinbase literally use Kraken or anything else.

[Anonymous No.54123279]

>>54122549
coinkike

[Anonymous No.54123366]

>>54122549
>Coinbase is a reliable serv-ACH!

[Anonymous No.54123401]

not my problem
my keys my coins

[Anonymous No.54123430]

I switched to Kraken for my needs. Especially since Coinbase quit letting you cash out directly. Now you have to link your accountt o some weird jew website that charges money to cash out. fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.54123454]

>>54122549
>Coinbase
>>54123276
>Coinbase
shoulda used Gemini

[Anonymous No.54123489]

>>54122549
Strike has been having the same problem. I think it's more the system breaking down in general, but Coinbase is the only one saying anything about it.

[Anonymous No.54123490]

>>54122549
I bought $1k btc a few days ago and they still haven’t taken the money out of my account. They let me transfer the btc to a cold storage wallet however.

[Anonymous No.54123497]

it is certainly remarkable after their pet FTX died how quickly the American regulators switched from wanting to route all cryptotard activity through CEXes to trying to shut it all down out of spite

[Anonymous No.54123509]

>>54123497
its always been a very childish country

[Anonymous No.54123515]

>>54123276
that's nothing, anon.

[Anonymous No.54123577]

>>54123489
Shit, I was about to use strike to buy

[Anonymous No.54123634]

Coinbase is also refusing to remove 2FA for people who've lost their security tokens. You complete verification, you get an email and two text messages saying "You can now log into your account", but you login and your security token is still required.
If you reach out to support, they tell you to create a temporary account and move your phone number to it, in broken english. Each time you remind them that you've already passed verification, they paste the same demand to make a new account.
The practical upshot is you can trade and use fiat all you want. But you can't get your crypto out to a wallet you control.
My guess is that they're trying to prevent as many exits as possible without raising alarms. A certain percentage of users per day/month/year will need to revoke security tokens. That's a percentage that can be prevented from exiting.

[Anonymous No.54123679]

>>54122549
ACH wires in the usa have always been slow, even wires that cost 30 usd are slow.

This is what makes the SVB fiasco so pathetic, the morons that want cbdcs and FedNow, got bankruned on a 50 year old wire system that takes day to clear, imagine the disater with instant wires.

The cherry on top is that they rescued everyone on the falling banks which makes fractional reserve banking obsolete, since you are nationalizing bad choices.

[Anonymous No.54123694]

trying to withdraw and get this message. HODL mode engaged! kek

[Anonymous No.54123713]

>>54123694
also i did no updates to my security settings

[Anonymous No.54123714]

>>54123679
>imagine the disater with instant wires.
They'll just turn it off to protect financial stability goi

[Anonymous No.54123741]

>>54123515
S-So they refunded it right? Haha sure its impossible to cancel but the money didn't disappear did it?

[Anonymous No.54123779]

It's always better to wire money in and withdraw your assets immediately. It's worth the $35.

[Anonymous No.54123794]

>>54123634
Keep at it, it took me 4 months to get 3BNB from binance after I sent it without a proper transaction tag

[Anonymous No.54123799]

>>54123515
OHHHHHH LIIIIINKIIIIIEEEEEESSSS

[Anonymous No.54123805]

>>54123515
Yep they are nasty fucking glow niggers. Can't wait to see them collapse.

[Anonymous No.54123845]

>>54123714
You don't seem to understand, burger wires that cost 30 usd take around 5 hours, ach wires that cost around 1 usd take between 10 hours to 4 days.

And they got bankruned on such slow banking system, even fucking blackrock got caught with circle shitposting on twitter they werent sure if their transaction got out, as if the us banking system operated like failed uniswap transactions and they weren't sure if they got 1 confirmation.

Even if they had some retard 24/7 scanning twitter to prevent bankruns it would happen even faster instead of 5 hours it would be 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.54123866]

>>54122549
Isn't this exactly how FTX ramped up?

[Anonymous No.54123982]

>>54123694
They changed this a while ago, you have to whitelist withdrawal addresses 24-72 hours in advance now

[Anonymous No.54124120]

>>54122549
Relax, you'll get the money in 10 business days

[Anonymous No.54124184]

>>54123741
no. im permabanned on cb from it.
and they changed their conversion ui system because of it.

[Anonymous No.54124185]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.54124248]

>>54123366
You retards MISINTERUPT what's going on here. The banks don't have money to send to COINBASE

[Anonymous No.54124274]

>>54122549
Just transfer your tokens to a real wallet. Who cares if Coinbase can't give you USD to your bank?

[Anonymous No.54124328]

>>54122549
I used to be able on ramp and instantly send coins to an outside address, now I have to wait 3-5 days. What the fuck did they do?

[Anonymous No.54124541]

I too have been fucked by exchanges. This was from fall

[Anonymous No.54124567]

>>54123515
I don’t believe you

[Anonymous No.54124571]

Good, I need more shares of COIN sock. Maybe tomorrow i can but them cheap

[Anonymous No.54124619]

>no leverage
>worst case was earn failing
I trust in twins

[Anonymous No.54124647]

>>54124541
Didn't Equifax ALSO get caught in a massive breach?
L
O
L

[Anonymous No.54124668]

>>54123515
FYI this is the technology they use to move money and crypto around

https://temporal.io/case-studies/reliable-crypto-transactions-at-coinbase

they have a lot of issues scaling this for some reason

[Anonymous No.54124692]

>>54124619
You just know.

[Anonymous No.54124903]

I've got like 3k worth of BTC in Coinbase right now. I have to wait 3 more days to send it to cold storage.
Am I fucked? Should I just use Kucoin in future?

[Anonymous No.54124935]

>>54124903
lmao what the fuck are you like brand new not only to crypto but /biz/? calm the fuck down retard

[Anonymous No.54125016]

>>54124619
gemini has their funds in goldman sachs, app is a pos tho

[Anonymous No.54125021]

I just wire transfered $100k to Coinbase am I fucked? Also they s havent taken out the $35k I achd last week.

[Anonymous No.54125042]

>>54122685


All I know is that when I bought USDC on Coinbase and then tried to move it, they made me wait like 10 fucking days.

[Anonymous No.54125147]

>>54124935
Lol nah you've got the wrong idea.
>contribooting to fud to help us get a landslide dump so I can continue to fill my bags
But seriously though can't even remember why I started buying on Coinbase last fall, I just don't remember. It surely wasn't because of low fees

[Anonymous No.54125188]

>>54122549
Anyone still in the banking system is an absolute moron

[Anonymous No.54125229]

>>54123366
hehe

[Anonymous No.54125547]

>>54122549
So is XRP about to melt faces OTW up or something?
>Or is it going to be next year? Sometime in between? Afterward?

[Anonymous No.54125635]

>>54125547
XRP is clearly the solution to this whole mess and its clarity couldn't come at a better time. Its green candle is going to be an epic mount everest of green candles.

[Anonymous No.54125681]

>>54123679
You mean billionaires running blatant P&Ds on companies and institutions like they were shitcoins?

[Anonymous No.54125718]

>>54125635
Whatever face company controls interest will profit well also.

>>54125681
They are stuck in the 80's and .Com bubble and have been faking since. Probably before too but not so much because they simply couldn't at the scale.

[Anonymous No.54127291]

>>54124619
Totally agreed. Me too.

[Anonymous No.54127639]

>>54122685
You're right bizfag, self-custody has always been the way to go. More reason why I store my Eth, Egld, Zpay and Ride on my Ledger where I get full control over assets.

[Anonymous No.54127667]

>>54125635
CTRL C
CTRL V

[Anonymous No.54127722]

>>54122549
Silvergate was their ACH provider. Then they moved to Signature bank for ACH services.

[Anonymous No.54128383]

>>54123982
I withdrew my USDC no poroblem, maybe they were just glad I wasn't trying to redeem it.

[Anonymous No.54128399]

>>54124647
Equifax leaked the social security numbers of 150 million Americans, and the federal government let them pay about 50 cents per American to be immune from civil litigation.

[Anonyɱous No.54128414]

>>54125042
There were doing that last year. No surprise here.

[Anonymous No.54128523]

>>54122620
You still need somewhere to convert cash to crypto to transfer to metamask

[Anonymous No.54128596]

>>54124647
>>54128399
https://archive.is/gt19m

[Anonymous No.54129129]

>>54123634
This also happened to me. I had this resolved within a week so they must not have been busy when I got a new phone. Keep at it!

[Anonymous No.54129156]

Who knew interacting with the global banking system could be so slow, unreliable, and inefficient?

[Anonymous No.54129394]

>>54122549
(((Banks))) are desperately trying to suppress btc before it gets out of control, you are naive if you thought they would wait with those tactics until hyperinflation starts, they will do everything they can to discourage people from hedging against fiat and money printing

[Anonymous No.54129797]

>>54123274
back to pol shitskin

[Anonymous No.54129873]

>>54122620
Wrong, read about ach.

[Anonymous No.54130358]

cashed out on kraken saturday night. had money i. my bank monday morning

[Anonymous No.54130746]

>>54123982
>24-72 notice hours in advance for simple withdrawal

Even banks in pajeetistan let you withdraw any amount as long as you give a notice like 1-2h.

[Anonymous No.54131652]

Use kraken or coinmetro

[Anonymous No.54131813]

cashed out 2 ETH the other day from metamask, first cash out a small amount then once you get the money transfer your full amount and cash out. Never keep crypto on exchanges as they control your crpyto and can block it for bullshit reasons.

[Anonymous No.54132015]

Why doesn't USA have Faster Payments?

[Anonymous No.54132285]

>>54129156
nice outfit

[Anonymous No.54132324]

>>54130358
looks like i need to add my bank info to kraken. ive always used coinbase as my offramp.

[Anonymous No.54132461]

>>54131652
i just looked
they used silvergate and signature
fuck how do i cash out now?

[Anonymous No.54132542]

>>54122549
fake news i wired out in the middle of the weekend and no delays. ACH is just shit in general, use wire transfer

[Anonymous No.54132565]

>>54123366
low iq take

[Anonymous No.54132624]

CZ binance confirmed final crypto boss

[Anonymous No.54133424]

>>54123497
The FTX meltdown was just another reason for users to take self-custody seriously, and I'm already doing that by storing my assets on the Sylo wallet where I get full control

[Anonymous No.54133519]

>>54122549
When I told you guys to stay away from banks, you ignored. Now Coinbase is bleeding, credit Suisse too.
Keep dying from your mistakes while I keep earning my returns from Cryptmi for spending my crypto.

>DeFi is the future! AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54133806]

>>54123366
sensible chuckle

[Anonymous No.54133956]

>>54131652
>coinmetro
hackedmetro you mean
oh nooo anon, personal data leak is nothing, k

[Anonymous No.54133993]

>>54122549
this is FUD, DELETE IT RIGHT NOW.

[Anonyɱous No.54136174]

>>54133424
level up & become a hardware chad

[Anonymous No.54137566]

>>54123634
Yup, just got a delay on moving some crap out to a wallet, if I verify it goes out immediately, if I don't it goes out on the 18th
It wanted verification, it instantly declared the verification didn't work, did it fuck upload anything
Oh well, at least I got my btc out previously, is it time to say bye bye to everything else in there?
It's just peanuts and not life changing but somewhat crap if I lose the pennies in there

[Anonymous No.54138117]

>>54122549
the fact that people still use coinbase after all the top brass IPO exit scammed years ago amazes me

[Anonymous No.54140960]

>>54123430
What's a better off ramp for crypto to usd in America? Kraken. Gemini?

[Anonymous No.54141048]

>>54140960
Probably Gemini. They bank with JPMorgan, but Biden is trying to ban crypto in the U.S. so even they won't be able to off ramp soon

[Anonymous No.54141903]

>>54141048
What does that mean for crypto? Surely they can't ban it, maybe regulate it and tax the fuck out of it....

[Anonymous No.54142534]

>>54141903
It means you won't be able to purchase with your bank account or cash-out to your bank. Burgers will be banned from trading and the rest of the world will continue to have fun in the casino.

[Anonymous No.54142679]

>>54142534
I find that hard to believe, even though we are pozzed all to hell, I highly doubt they'd ban it. Worse case scenarion I would have to leave the country? Any place willing to adopt an American?

[Anonymous No.54142771]

>>54142679
How do you find it hard to believe? There is a full court press, from multiple regulatory agencies, attempting to get crypto shut down, at the behest of the Biden admin.
And no, no one really wants faggot burgers in their country unless you're already wealthy. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.54142864]

>>54142771
>And no, no one really wants faggot burgers in their country unless you're already wealthy. Sorry.
I wasn't talking about Muslim filled shitholes with hellish tax laws in Europe Mehmet. But rather comfy 0 capital gain paradises. But keep projecting your homosexual desires.

[Anonymous No.54142871]

Be your own bank goyim

[Anonymous No.54142886]

>>54142864
lol, coping and seething that literally NO ONE wants Americans in their country

[Anonymous No.54143138]

>>54142886
Blackpill of the day, regardless, I dont plan on visitjng Europe anyway. Either way, it won't be fun for you if it is banned here. So for both our sakes let's hope it isn't.

[Anonymous No.54143266]

>>54123490
Make a new bank account transfer and close the old one free 1k

[Anonymous No.54143324]

>>54143138
>I-if I'm banned from b-b-buying you'll be s-sorry!!
lol faggot, RICH Americans will still be able to buy. it's a way to get retail golems like yourself out forever. Now back to the wage cage or buy BTC exclusively.

[Anonymous No.54143408]

>>54143324
Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.54143578]

>>54123276
Those were spam mails you brainlet nigger

[Anonymous No.54144540]

>>54122549
I bought $35k worth of crypto and coinbase STILL hasn't debited my bank lmao

[Anonymous No.54144822]

Everest bypasses this.

[Anonymous No.54147037]

>>54125547
Xrp and xlm are the smart buys in this bloodbath since the only thing that will result from this clusterfuck is the cbdc that banks have been setting up for with these two, just once i would like to not make money off schizos but in a clownworld situation the only sane move is the insane

[Anonymous No.54147117]

Wow holy god I've deleted all of my Bitcoin, thank you feds for alerting me of this Cryptocurrecny Scam Website called Coin Bays!!!! God Bless the USA and The Federal Reserve, phew I forgot about all of those bank collapses after reading this thread and getting so....sleepy....ahhh...sleeeepppy...

[Anonymous No.54147131]

>>54144822
Soon anon

[Anonymous No.54147878]

>>54144822
wtf I'm blocked from accessing?

[Anonymous No.54149277]

>>54123489
>>54122549
let me translate coinbase is too cheap to pach ach feese and would rather wait and see for cheaper fee. this still includes slow as wait time of a normal ach.

[Anonymous No.54149989]

>>54141048
>he thinks Bidet has the mental capacity or the power to ban crypto in the US

you are posting from some shithole outside the US guaranteed

[Anonymous No.54150061]

>>54122549
Man, you dumb fucking faggots still write checks to buy crypto?
Lmao.

[Anonymous No.54150088]

>>54125042
That's a lie and we all know it.>>54125147
>But seriously though can't even remember why I started buying on Coinbase last fall
I buy from coinbase because they keep record of my own taxes so I don't have to do shit with paperwork.
It's all right there.>>54124903
>I've got like 3k worth of BTC in Coinbase right now. I have to wait 3 more days to send it to cold storage.
No you don't, it sends instantly.
>>54124935
>lmao what the fuck are you like brand new not only to crypto but /biz/? calm the fuck down retard
Please learn to type and use proper punctuation.
I'm sick of stupid people and their overestimating of their own intelligence.

[Anonymous No.54150105]

>>54128414
>There were doing that last year. No surprise here.
No, they did not.
I have coinbase and the only time the brokerage is down is due to maintain.
Funding on 4chan won't work, none of these kids, yes mentally childish man babies have any crypto or stock.
>>54129156
>ACH.
Well, there's your first problem.
I buy off coin base and it directly takes money off my Card and puts it into my USD, I buy btc and the order is done quickly with zero hiccups.