/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54117552]

Schizo Reddit fags go home Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>54115718

[Anonymous No.54117585]

>>54117552

[Anonymous No.54117609]

why the sudden drop

[Anonymous No.54117630]

>>54117609
US Drone just got shot down

[Anonymous No.54117638]

[Anonymous No.54117666]

PUTIN EDITION

[Anonymous No.54117712]

>fart so much these days to the point where it leaves a smell in my boxers that leaks out of my pants almost as if i shit myself but i dont

this is bearish for natural gas, im sorry bros go on without me

[Anonymous No.54117714]

>>54117630
source? Do you have source? I would need source for that. Show me the source

[Anonymous No.54117730]

>>54117609
because it makes jews money

[Anonymous No.54117760]

>>54117714
Since you asked nicely. This is the best source with music.
>>>/pol/419662044

[Anonymous No.54117788]

Remember when DWAC's market cap was in the multiple BILLIONS not too long ago? Now it's sitting at a cozy 500M market cap lol. It was the stock that kept raping shorts until the PIPE investors actually sold and the Trumptards / MAGAchuds were left holding the bag

[Anonymous No.54117801]

>subhuman commies kill our drone
>market tanks
>implying this isnt a nothingburger
>implying nothingburgers arent always turned into quick bear traps for an easy buck
>green tomorrow when nothingburger confirmed

[Anonymous No.54117820]

>>54117760
Thank you kind sir. I saved the copy in my nuclear bunker. You guys do have nuclear bunker in New Zealand right?

[Anonymous No.54117906]

I liked it more when stock market was crashing upwards.

[Anonymous No.54117927]

>>54117820
>international waters
>nobody died
nothingburger
CNBC just reported a new executive order expands small arms background checks

[Anonymous No.54117954]

just bought some OTM calls for BBBY

easiest money of my life

[Anonymous No.54117972]

>>54117788
>PIPE investors actually sold and the Trumptards / MAGAchuds were left holding the bag
MANY SUCH CASES.

[Anonymous No.54117981]

Just got home: how Jewish is today so far?

[Anonymous No.54117993]

>>54117927
> CNBC just reported a new executive order expands small arms background checks
I fuckin swear Biden is shorting my portfolio. I bouight SWBI yesterday.
I also bought BOIL when nat gas chud said to buy the dip at $6.13. I just can't stop (winning)

[Anonymous No.54118000]

>>54117981
37%

Below the 30 day moving average but above the 200 day

[Anonymous No.54118002]

>>54117972
Actually, not many such cases. DWAC's capital structure was so retarded that it's actually rare. Convertible death spirals where PIPE investors are allowed to sell short the common stock is exceedingly rare and something that only happens when you have a target shareholder base full of insanely gullible droolers — Trump fans.

[Anonymous No.54118007]

>>54117906
>falling for the bulltrap
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54118032]

>>54118007
> being russian
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54118035]

>>54118000
Checked. I think we need some kind of Jewish tricks index.

[Anonymous No.54118045]

>>54117993
>SWBI
I bought the top on that.
Welcome to hell. You're holding that shit forever.

[Anonymous No.54118049]

>>54116914
>>54116914
>>54116914

Real thread
Faggot OP didnt put a subject line

[Anonymous No.54118050]

Gonna buy me some JPMorgan chase and company shares. Say it with me 2big2fail no second best bank high interest loans my divvy stay thicc.

[Anonymous No.54118060]

>>54117552
whats the highest priority on the Jews agenda?

Getting rid of white christians, shilling climate change, or turning as many kids transgender as possible?

[Anonymous No.54118065]

>>54117981

>Whispers* EVERYTHING IS GREAT, JACK!
>Yells* THIS IS PUTENS INFLATION
>No questions

>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
>GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST

[Anonymous No.54118069]

WE DID IT REDDIT

[Anonymous No.54118072]

>>54117552
After all this talk of "Bailouts", "QE" and "expected CPI data", this so-called Bull Market sure is fucking weak. I'm fading this so-called "rip".

[Anonymous No.54118096]

>>54117981
Shalom.

[Anonymous No.54118109]

why are two threads going at once

[Anonymous No.54118112]

got cucked on options because ACH hasn't settled yet so I'm just paper trading and buying some GTLB cheap. Not sure I believe the bearish trend really has anything to do with Russia, the SMO has been trending positively for them for a while, US has been quietly backing away from kiev recently. If they're really worried about risk on from the conflict then it will end up being nothing good for american equities.

[Anonymous No.54118138]

>>54118045
Wait, you mean this top? As in $30? I'm up 2% so far but I don't liek the facts that Democrats are meddling with weapons again.

[Anonymous No.54118159]

>>54118032
>being jewish

[Anonymous No.54118164]

>>54118109
The other one has no /smg/ in title. Common mistake by KGB shills.

[Anonymous No.54118180]

>>54118065
>Shadman

[Anonymous No.54118189]

>>54118049
>control f boil
>0 results
No way is that any kind of real thread.

[Anonymous No.54118207]

>>54118180
Pedobrandon would certainly be a fan of shad lol

[Anonymous No.54118221]

[Anonymous No.54118237]

>>54117981
>entire 2 hour long market rally was fake and gay all along
>spy going to close within a dollar of its open price

[Anonymous No.54118241]

its not over yet

[Anonymous No.54118254]

>>54117552
Synthetic shares propping up the market. Its fake as fuck clown shoe rally

>Banks are going under
>Lets huck billions upside into SPY and Semis

Yeah okay

[Anonymous No.54118265]

OP was mad about reddit, but he was reddit that is why he is mad about reddit. he is reddit newfag.

HAHAHAHHAHA

oh the faggortorny

[Anonymous No.54118276]

OOGA BOOGA

[Anonymous No.54118297]

>>54118254
nothing is happening. Banks are covered by the new policy. Inflation is coming down

[Anonymous No.54118315]

Just a natural pull back and some profit taking, we continue this real and genuine rally into another bull run :)

The bottom was in october, hope you bought in when you had the chance :)

[Anonymous No.54118324]

Oil bros..

[Anonymous No.54118336]

>>54118237
So, about getting a bagel on Sunday morning Jewish?

[Anonymous No.54118339]

Boil bros..

[Anonymous No.54118347]

I just CAN'T WAIT to get back to the office and get out of this house!!! My husband is driving me CRAZY and I think we're all just getting a little bit of CABIN FEVER! I miss the weekly Friday potlucks and Susan's delicious potato salad SO MUCH! And what about when management brings in a few boxes of Dunkin Donuts coffee?! Free coffee?!? Sign me up!
So excited that for our first week back, we're having 80's day! Dig into that attic and find your wackiest outfits from the 80's, just keep it work appropriate attire!
Please don't hesitate to email HR about any of your other suggestions for how we can make Welcome Back Week as fun as possible! Time for a "NEW" New Normal!

[Anonymous No.54118361]

>>54118138
no, the point it was around $22 in September; i'm not reddit enough to buy into a bullrun the day after an earnings call
>I don't liek the facts that Democrats are meddling with weapons again.
give it a week and see how many lawyers sue the White House first

[Anonymous No.54118365]

Charles Schwab CEO said all mortgages that were written from 2020-2022 with rates 2.5- 4% the MBS lost at least -50% in value and the banks are holding those dog wrapped in cat

Banking crisis is averted guys. Housing will not crash guys.

HAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.54118389]

>>54118347
>read that in a Karen voice
Ill stay unemployed thank you

[Anonymous No.54118393]

>>54118365
Holy shit was he right again?

[Anonymous No.54118404]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.54118407]

>>54118393

[Anonymous No.54118413]

Why did we go down from +1.8%? Where is the SEC?

[Anonymous No.54118452]

Buy.

[Anonymous No.54118455]

>the wings anon wasn't actually shitposting

[Anonymous No.54118467]

>>54118365
I saw clips from uncle sleepys speech yesterday and given how on the record about the strength of the banks he is i'm totally predicting a massive collapse in the next month of at least several more medium sized banks. How a rally into no news is seen as bullish is beyond me...

[Anonymous No.54118485]

>>54118467
>no news
bro the cpi????

[Anonymous No.54118498]

>not shorting tech stocks 30 minutes before ChatGPT-4 goes live

[Anonymous No.54118507]

>>54118455
FALSE ADVERTISING!!

[Anonymous No.54118518]

[Anonymous No.54118524]

watch and learn

[Anonymous No.54118535]

Which bank stocks should I buy right now? I have this gut feeling this is a buying opportunity we wont see for months/years

[Anonymous No.54118538]

>>54118518
nope, not in this day and age. not in the age of tiktok, and having access to terrabytes of porn and hard drugs ready at your finger tips

[Anonymous No.54118656]

I think we're in for it now, Scoob.

[Anonymous No.54118718]

line go up pls

[Anonymous No.54118725]

>>54118518
>The virgin "Dont Fight The Fed"
vs
>The chad "Don't Fight Saturn"

[Anonymous No.54118754]

>LOL MUMU LMAO EVEN
can you fags not get a single bread

[Anonymous No.54118780]

WTF oil why are they basically giving it away for free (adjusted for inflation) now?!?

[Anonymous No.54118781]

>>54117552
This is the gayest "rally" I've ever seen. DCA bulltards just cant stop losing.

[Anonymous No.54118788]

First for
>H
>O
>R
>S
>E

[Anonymous No.54118789]

OIL BROS WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54118791]

pull up captain pull up

[Anonymous No.54118797]

>>54118781
zoom out

[Anonymous No.54118828]

>>54118535
JPM. It'll either work and you'll get something or it'll fail and everybody dies.

[Anonymous No.54118841]

SINK RATE

[Anonymous No.54118844]

I was up 260% today on options and only left with 15%

[Anonymous No.54118856]

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.54118860]

>>54118791
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

[Anonymous No.54118862]

>DOWn Jones going red

[Anonymous No.54118866]

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?????

[Anonymous No.54118878]

>>54118065
This is enough to be regarded as a hero to the Burgers.

[Anonymous No.54118888]

>>54118866
Because I sold. srry.

[Anonymous No.54118899]

LLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54118904]

Um bullbros, I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.54118931]

>>54118899
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Anonymous No.54118956]

>>54118899
LOOOWEEEEERRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54118983]

>>54118956
>>54118899
You're doing it wrong. You want to beg the market to go higher if you want it to go down.

[Anonymous No.54118987]

Now go down FASTER

[Anonymous No.54119014]

Hey sup dudes, I was the newbie anon from (2 threads ago?), wanting to get into stocks. Specifically, the one that gotten suggested having majority in VOO , and then go for COST and the SJIM inverse. I wanted to ask, should I get SARK too? Seems to drop a bit, but might be a good chance to scoop a dip? Hell, seems like it's damn near the Nov. pricing 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54119062]

>>54119014
>newfags going short
did we already hit the bottom signal?

[Anonymous No.54119073]

I'm new to investing. Can anyone explain this shit to me?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deadcatbounce.asp

[Anonymous No.54119090]

>>54119014
>market about to make a major move up
>"should I buy a short etf"

[Anonymous No.54119097]

>>54119073

[Anonymous No.54119111]

>>54119090
1pbtid

[Anonymous No.54119123]

jokes on you i just wont look at my account

[Anonymous No.54119129]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.54119147]

>>54118797
I'm already looking at the Daily Chart, it looks terrible for a supposed "Fed Pivot"/"Bailout"/"QE" rally (and I use that term loosely). It basically retested resistance and now is looks like its clear move lower. Huge candle wick rejection today with a full red body lower.

[Anonymous No.54119149]

>>54119014
SJIM becareful with since Tuttle said they’ll only hold things for like a week at most and Cramer’s picks usually take a month or two before they implode

[Anonymous No.54119153]

>>54119111
>111
3pbtid

[Anonymous No.54119185]

Bullbros, our narrative is crumbling

[Anonymous No.54119194]

I forgot there were two threads

[Anonymous No.54119195]

>>54119129
gottem

[Anonymous No.54119208]

oil bros...

[Anonymous No.54119210]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.54119218]

Heard my fucktard neighbor who does construction loudly mentioning 3 bank blowups just now, he actually even knew the names Silvergate, Silicon Valley, and Signature.
Do with this knowledge what you will.

[Anonymous No.54119229]

>>54119218
B A N K R U N
A
N
K

R
U
N

[Anonymous No.54119243]

>>54119210
"kill yourself, kike" pattern

[Anonymous No.54119244]

>>54118007

w-wha is bull twap?

is it wike a weetuwn to normaw?

mumu vewy confuse...

[Anonymous No.54119248]

>>54119185
Slowly but surely I'm starting to think Carl Icahn is based. His was a piece of shit in the 80s but ever since his beef with Bill "please bail out my SVB bags" Ackman, he is the Dark Knight anti-hero protector we all need.

[Anonymous No.54119250]

>>54119218
>I totally heard my neighbor just now. it's the middle of the work day in the US, but totally right now.
Did he talk about the breast exam being on TV again too?

[Anonymous No.54119253]

>>54119194
other thread reached bump limit
we are migrating here now

whats your favorite baseball team /smg/

[Anonymous No.54119254]

>>54119218
HEY PETER MAN CHECK OUT CNN
THIS WHOLE HOUSE OF CARDS IS COLLAPSING MAN CHECK IT OUT

[Anonymous No.54119261]

>>54119195
I am actually genuinely curious, because it doesn't look like it's going to break down, but the candle is red (blue). Lots of volume on that morning star, but it doesn't seem to be able to break upwards? I'm just curious how it'll turn out. Most chart patterns seem to work "in hindsight" but the one that fucks up the pattern always exists.

[Anonymous No.54119264]

>>54119218
Call DHS and report him for terrorism. Questioning the banking system is illegal.

[Anonymous No.54119265]

>>54119210

[Anonymous No.54119267]

>>54119254
WOO!

[Anonymous No.54119274]

>>54119250
I'm in Bongland. It's 7.35pm here you faggot.

[Anonymous No.54119279]

>>54119218
He could just follow finance
If someone like a young roastie knows that shit then yeah we're fucked

[Anonymous No.54119282]

>>54119261
>but the one that fucks up the pattern always exists.
lol

[Anonymous No.54119290]

>sticky inflation is bullish
>bank runs are bullish
>rate hikes are bullish
>hyperinflation is bullish they will pivoooooot

I simply won't buy a single share above 3750. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54119294]

>>54119253
I really want to see team Italy pull it off in the WBC, but what Puerto Rico did to Israel last night will live on forever. A walk off perfect game with the game winning hit coming from a guy named Kike.

[Anonymous No.54119301]

>>54118467
>How a rally into no news i
Where do you low information retards come from? Today was CPI which was good and the fed just guaranteed financial security yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54119304]

>>54119274
sure sure. timestamp pic with Big Ben or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.54119313]

>>54119265
the montana-idaho border

[Anonymous No.54119315]

>hard touch plastics

[Anonymous No.54119317]

>>54119147
higher highs, higher lows

[Anonymous No.54119319]

I bought OIL with Leverage

[Anonymous No.54119320]

>>54119301
>6% inflation is good

[Anonymous No.54119322]

>>54119254
>HEY PETER MAN EVERYTHING IS COLLAPSING

You should have listened

[Anonymous No.54119335]

>>54119294
Kek did that really happen
Pottery


Anyway i bought some FRC for overnight gap up again

[Anonymous No.54119343]

>>54119320
>things got better than it was before
I swear you idiots cant grasp anything. Its got to be autism or something.
>things improving, line go up.

[Anonymous No.54119345]

>>54119319
Oil is collapsing chud. WTI back to $60 in April

[Anonymous No.54119349]

>>54119279
His brother follows finance so may have told him. I live in a fairly affluent and informed city (Bristol) so it doesn't surprise me that an average normie would have picked this up by Tuesday evening when we knew around Friday.
Just saying the normies know at this point.

[Anonymous No.54119352]

My puts...

[Anonymous No.54119357]

>>54119301
Core Inflation (the shit the Fed can actually control with its tools) was hotter than expected. It was neutral to slightly bad at best.

[Anonymous No.54119364]

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that I, an european, want to, for the sake of the argument, invest in Russia. How would I do this?

[Anonymous No.54119377]

>>54119343
>things got better

Inflation in January and February increased and were worse than last year

[Anonymous No.54119379]

>>54119343
>6% sticky inflation for the last three months despite rate hikes
>getting better

[Anonymous No.54119382]

>300 billion dollars disappears into the ethos
>Scumbag ethnics walk away scott free
>100 million shares of SPY materialize out of thin air to prop up a clear selloff

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54119394]

>>54119335
Yes, that actually happened
https://www.mlb.com/world-baseball-classic/news/israel-vs-puerto-rico-in-world-baseball-classic-2023

[Anonymous No.54119397]

>>54119364
buy some land in the Siberian tundra. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54119401]

sorry mumu
sorry bubu
its snibbi time

[Anonymous No.54119407]

ITS A PUT RAID. SOUND THE ALARM

[Anonymous No.54119408]

>>54119345
we have not broken out the several month crabzone, it will continue swinging between 70 and 80 and make free money, if it breaks 70 I just close my position, worth the minimal risk

[Anonymous No.54119411]

>>54119320
According to journalist fags, it is

[Anonymous No.54119431]

Mumu stop it! stop it!!!

[Anonymous No.54119441]

>>54119377
>were worse than last year
Down. Jan and Feb of last year were 7%+
>>54119379
>sticky
Its been 1 year of hikes. Too early to say sticky or not.

[Anonymous No.54119446]

>>54119411
Slowest inflation ever GOYS!!! JUST UP 6% YEAR OVER YEAR AND .5% MONTH OVER MONTH!!! EVERYTHING IS FINE GOYS THE FED WILL DEFINITELY PAUSE AND PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BANKS COLLAPSING ITS ALL GOING TO BE FINE!!!!

[Anonymous No.54119456]

>>54119411
fiat bros... we won... only 6% depreciation in a year...

[Anonymous No.54119460]

>>54119411
these things take time, no need to get hysterical. inflation isnt going to instantly drop back down to 2% in a month. fed just needs to go slowly up to 6% rate increase so not to break everything too much. market is going to shit more because powell will increase rates next FOMC.

[Anonymous No.54119467]

>>54119441
We were getting 0.0, 0.1 and 0.2 prints to end last year now we are getting 0.5 prints. You are a fucking idiot. A year of rate hikes has done fucking nothing to tame inflation

[Anonymous No.54119468]

>M2K(RTY)
>buy order at 1757.3
>dip only hit 1758.3
a-a-arigoto, j-jared-sama....

[Anonymous No.54119481]

>>54119290
Because everything is set up for an OPEX rally on friday and every time the market is down like this, there's always a sudden reversal where a fed banker comes out and says "haha maybe we'll lower the rates (in 2025)" and the market goes up 3% in a day.

There's no point in shorting after a big dump, is basically what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.54119484]

>>54119446
Meanwhile those managing the CPI are shifting out beef and chicken for new food costs associated with eating da bugz. Gotta keep that CPI number artificially low!

[Anonymous No.54119482]

>>54119317
Last swing high on the SPY Daily Chart was 407 back on March 6th, while the high of today was 393. That not a higher high idiot. And the previous high before 407 was 417 back in early February, so not only did it not make a new high today, the SPY has been trending lower for two months now.

[Anonymous No.54119495]

>>54119467
>You are a fucking idio
Well market agrees with me bobotard. Go back to your puts bleeding out. You idiots lost so much money trying to short covid too.

[Anonymous No.54119499]

>>54119441
15 EBT points have been added to your account, thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.54119502]

>>54119394
Well now we know the answer to the ancient question:"who's kikeing who"

[Anonymous No.54119505]

>>54119460
>fed just needs to go slowly up to 6% rate increase
5% and we go back to normal!
Get yoru booster i mean rate hikes so we go to 6% and stop the spread of inflation! WE GO BACK TO NORMAL AT 6%!!!!

THIS IS ALL SO NORMAL AHAHHAHAHAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>No questions
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast!
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast!
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast!

[Anonymous No.54119507]

I can hold any investment, no matter how volatile -- as long as I have unrealized gains.

[Anonymous No.54119517]

>>54119468
why put such precise numbers thinking it will end up perfectly for you and your model? ill never understand these posts. I just but when I think its gone down enough to be clear of that level when it goes up.

[Anonymous No.54119520]

>>54119484
I bought dog food this morning and it was $30 more for a 40 lb bag

[Anonymous No.54119534]

>>54119495
See you in a month faggot. You idiots are so fucking mentally retarded and go drink some fucking glue

[Anonymous No.54119546]

>>54119505
the interest rates need to be above what the inflation rate is for it to come down.
you /pol/ schizos are retarded. hysterical children.

[Anonymous No.54119549]

>>54119265
Biden?

[Anonymous No.54119556]

I love watching retards fight in these threads

Numbers arent even real you fools lmao

[Anonymous No.54119557]

I'm holding my puts, we go red tomorrow for sure. R-right?

[Anonymous No.54119560]

>>54119520
I will pray for you anon. No kidding.

[Anonymous No.54119567]

>>54119517
i put in a target order like everyone else but damn i was a sneeze away from closing this order out

[Anonymous No.54119568]

>>54119499
>15 rubles have been deposited into your account
>>54119534
Ill be here. You bears cant ever pivot. Stay bearish too long.

[Anonymous No.54119569]

>>54118856
No.

[Anonymous No.54119578]

>>54119557
Stop shorting the volatile indexes and start shorting shitty companies directly.

[Anonymous No.54119587]

>>54119431
It's up like 50 points from a 200 point dump you loser.

[Anonymous No.54119599]

>>54119546
>not knowing the original goal was 5% and hikes would stop
>Now you say just to 6% slowly and we can stop
SCHIZO /pol/ posters!

>Casting pearls before swine

How fucking uninformed are you?

[Anonymous No.54119604]

>>54119481
Ah another muh OpEx rally schizo. Your

[Anonymous No.54119605]

>IS THAT...? IS THE MARKET DOWN -0.00001%?
>AAH FUCK I'M RECOOOOOOOOOOVERING
>+25% RECOOVERY RALLY

[Anonymous No.54119607]

>>54119520
>so poor hes eating dog food.
jpow you will pay

[Anonymous No.54119612]

>>54119568
Slavs should be genocided.

[Anonymous No.54119618]

>Tone, we can't short the banks. Some prick halted everything.

[Anonymous No.54119622]

>>54119557
No. You should have sold yesterday. They're clearly going to pump it to friday, then dump it next week going into FOMC. Then the Fed will announce a .25 beeps hike and the market will immediately rebound into late march, to the chagrin of all the retards in this thread screaming that after a 10% dump the market needs to dump another 100% or else it's 200% too high.

[Anonymous No.54119624]

Oh wow i bought 100 FRC a few min ago and im already up 300 beans lmao life is so easy

[Anonymous No.54119623]

>>54119568
Nigger all I do is swing trade. Why the fuck would I be bullish right now before another fucking rate hike that bulls yet again predict "isn't going to happen" after two fucking months of really shit CPI data

[Anonymous No.54119627]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.54119632]

[Anonymous No.54119638]

>>54119599
yea because at this rate inflation is going to be around 5%. thats their goal but if they need to they will raise further but its not looking like they will need to.

[Anonymous No.54119641]

>>54119382
>100 million shares of SPY materialize out of thin air to prop up a clear selloff
What?!?

[Anonymous No.54119642]

I was right.

[Anonymous No.54119645]

>>54119556
Based

>>54119604
>don't look at how the market pumps and why, just ascribe it to fucking magic
You will unironically not make money, ever, if you do not at least admit opex causes market movements as market makers move the market to make their marks. It does not matter to me either if you choose to ignore it out of seethe, but know that being autistic on /smg/ isn't going to stop a billion dollar hedge fund from trying to make their calls on friday.

[Anonymous No.54119646]

Insane swings. Not a healthy market.

[Anonymous No.54119647]

>>54119623
>bulls yet again predict "isn't going to happen
Bulls have said rate hikes are going up. Just look at the fed fund futures. Its going to be at least 25 bps. Maybe 50 but prob 25 now.

[Anonymous No.54119654]

>>54119646
english, doc!

[Anonymous No.54119658]

ZIM. All your awkwardly shaped shipping needs as fast as humanly possible, for the absolute lowest cost to the shipping provider.

[Anonymous No.54119661]

>>54119622
>all the retards in this thread screaming that after a 10% dump the market needs to dump another 100% or else it's 200% too high.

After a decade of 0% interest rates... k.

[Anonymous No.54119664]

>>54119467
Inflation is down a lot. What you mean is that deflation has not occurred and prices are still elevated.

[Anonymous No.54119671]

>>54119647
Nigger they were literally predicting a 25bps reduction fucking yesterday. What the fuck do you think is going to happen when jpow says inflation is sticky and higher for longer?

Think you stupid faggot.. think really hard

[Anonymous No.54119673]

>>54119658
Do they still have an insane divy?

[Anonymous No.54119680]

>>54119638
screen shotted

[Anonymous No.54119684]

>>54119646
Why do you care if the market is "healthy?

[Anonymous No.54119687]

>>54119673
am i a chud if my grandad had paintings like this on the wall?

[Anonymous No.54119688]

>>54119499
Please go to /pol/ with this anti-semitism. It's not funny

[Anonymous No.54119690]

>>54119664
Inflation is still 2.5x the target rate, faggot.

[Anonymous No.54119696]

>>54119673
$6.40/share to holders on the 24th.

[Anonymous No.54119701]

>>54119680
K. keep me posted.

[Anonymous No.54119702]

>>54119661
>k
Why does the daytime market attract literal retards. Doesn't even matter whether they're bears or bulls, you're just retarded.
>0% rates
Which means there's a lot of money in the system that will never go away. The venezuelan market has infinity inflation and went to new highs. The demolition is controlled and will never "go to zero" and you'd be retarded to assume it'll be a violent and endless cascade. So far the market appears to be in a crab where it hits 4200 and then dumps back to 3700 before going back up.

[Anonymous No.54119705]

>>54119664
And deflation will not occur because we haven't had a sustained period of deflation for nearly a hundred years now in the USA.

[Anonymous No.54119714]

>>54119671
>25bps reduction fucking yesterday.
No they werent.
>https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
Still 25 bps retard. Like its been all month except for a short period of 50 bps.

[Anonymous No.54119717]

>>54119645
You do not know how market making works, clearly. Market makers are not moving the fucking market you moron.

Market makers are extremely diversified and do not have to continuously / dynamically hedge. Market makers have so little exposure to individual assets and are so diversified that some MM's literally never have a down day

[Anonymous No.54119718]

Why the fuck are banks swinging so hard?

[Anonymous No.54119720]

>>54119687
Why don't you have them on your own wall?
>>54119696
Jeez.

[Anonymous No.54119724]

>>54119690
And it is steadily coming down, which means the fed will likely stick to .25 bps instead of .50 bps, which will cause the market to pump next week.

[Anonymous No.54119725]

>>54119664
>monthly inflation literally fucking increasing from 0.1 to 0.5
>inflation is down

I can't do it man. I can't talk to these faggots

[Anonymous No.54119734]

>Another day of crabbing as local man Apu refuses to sell his holdings
>"I bought tendies high and I refuse to sell them low." He was quoted saying.
>Wallstreet baffled as Stocks refuse to crash
>"We've tried every form of FUD in the book he refuses to budge." CEO of shortburg holding was quoted saying.
>the standoff continues as another day of crabbing grips the market

[Anonymous No.54119735]

Housing dump when?

[Anonymous No.54119736]

>>54119507
I can guarantee a profit on a volatile stock by selling a call and a put.

[Anonymous No.54119744]

>>54119717
They quite literally are moving the market. It's insane to me that you saw lael brainard come out last month on opex and say "we are going to raise rates higher" to dump the market on opex day and your brainless ass is still here denying the obvious and fake manipulation. It actually doesn't matter whether you believe it's real or not, because the trillion dollar firms are going to dump on you anyway, or pump on you, depending on what their goal is this month.

[Anonymous No.54119755]

BREAKING NEWS

DAVID SOXL CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

[Anonymous No.54119757]

>>54119688

>>54119724
>steadily coming down
>not steadily coming down

[Anonymous No.54119759]

>>54119744
Let me guess, you also think garbage like "max pain" is real? You think naked shorting is real? you think synthetic shares are ral?

[Anonymous No.54119767]

>>54119687
Your grandpa has taste

[Anonymous No.54119768]

>>54119735
probably in 2024 there is a lag effect. Housing and car loans are stalling, just get past the spring season and it should really start to implode

[Anonymous No.54119769]

>>54119720
Yes, Joshua is the name of the guy who sells them coffee. They are located in Haifa. That means they are ... JEWS. You know what that means when it comes to money.

[Anonymous No.54119771]

>>54119735

we've been awaiting a housing collapse for like 5 years now

[Anonymous No.54119775]

>last 30min dump rejected
we will keep pumping all week back to 420

[Anonymous No.54119779]

LESSSFUGGINGGOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54119781]

what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.54119789]

>>54119757

[Anonymous No.54119792]

>>54119725
Inflation is down. If it's at 6% on the year compared to 9% last year it is literally down. This is what 'down' means. Have fun retard, I've seen so many fucking bobos insisting that the giga cascade back to S and P 2500 is imminent and we will have one big red candle down. It's almost comical how the people in this thread never learn so I'll explain it.

WE WILL NEVER BE AT 5000 ON THE S AND P THIS YEAR
WE WILL NEVER BE UNDER 3000 ON THE S AND P THIS YEAR

THE MARKET WILL CRAB IN VOLATILITY AND YOU CAN ACCEPT THAT OR NOT, BUT AT LEAST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.54119797]

HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54119799]

And just like THAT! This is the pump we deserved

[Anonymous No.54119802]

>>54119757
>core cpi literally fucking increasing
>CNN told me inflation is coming down

[Anonymous No.54119804]

MMs panic buying to get it back to the day's high. Why are they so scared. Why do they want it this high?

[Anonymous No.54119805]

>>54119759
>max pain
do you realize the volume of options being purchased?

[Anonymous No.54119808]

>>54119797

[Anonymous No.54119810]

>QQQ

[Anonymous No.54119812]

You did slurp OIL at $71, right?

[Anonymous No.54119820]

Explain.

[Anonymous No.54119821]

[Anonymous No.54119822]

I honestly feel bad for Bobo

[Anonymous No.54119829]

>market goes up
>it's because of delusional bulls who can't stop buying wahhhh it's all manipulation let this horrible world end already :(

I will keep buying little Bobo, seethe

[Anonymous No.54119832]

i have a schizo conspiracy theory. the VC funds and hedge funds were using SVB as a cover for doing illegal, scammy, fraudulent finance stuff. They were the ones who put women in charge because they knew that a bank ran by women supported diversity would never be given a harsh punishment. They knowingly advised these women leaders they put in place to buy the bonds, even though it was obvious rates were still going up and they would be worth a lot less very quickly, so that the bank would fail purposefully and they could appeal for a bailout of them, the depositors. these funds holding money in SVB probably had failed investments, knew that the bank wasnt FDIC insured but hid behind diversity to rip off the tax payers. it was all done on purpose, this was no accident.

[Anonymous No.54119835]

Ding ding ding
How did you all do today

I made a cool +1%

[Anonymous No.54119839]

Was getting worried there for a moment, thank fuck it's fine. Not today, bobos!

[Anonymous No.54119841]

>>54119736
Based short strangler.

[Anonymous No.54119843]

BOBO HEEMED

[Anonymous No.54119847]

>>54119755
He can't keep getting away with it!!!

[Anonymous No.54119846]

>>54119829
50 bepises

[Anonymous No.54119849]

>Buy SPY puts at the top today
>Feeling good
>Check again at close

[Anonymous No.54119851]

is this another episode of bulls having fantasies about 0 rate hikes and then get massively assraped again

[Anonymous No.54119850]

>>54119664
50 bps hike next week.

[Anonymous No.54119854]

-8%, its unironically over for me

[Anonymous No.54119855]

Where's my degenerate gambler's at

[Anonymous No.54119865]

>>54119744
>>54119805
Your dogshit OpEx models are all noise, no signal. If Market Makers have Vega exposure on a variance swap and covers that Volga/Vega exposure using vanillas, then morons who chase MM dealer flow (like SpotGamma tards, squeezemetrics, etc) is seeing half that book and assuming MM is exposed on the vanillas, not knowing that those vanillas are actually the offsetting hedges

[Anonymous No.54119868]

>>54119792
You know that there is a way more understandable syntax for describing how inflation compares to a previous measure of it?
Way better than "up" and "down"
>inflation is accelerating
>inflation is decelerating
>inflation is steady

[Anonymous No.54119875]

>>54119792
Nigger it's like if you plot your income every year and one year you win 100 million dollars in the lottery and then the next year you say your "income is down"

Replacing a 1.8% month with a 0.7% month gave perma bulls the illusion of the retarded 12 month number "decreasing" but the last two months inflation has fucking increased. It hasn't been tamed. The car isn't even fucking slowing down its speeding up again

I'm off of smg today before I pop a fucking blood vessel

[Anonymous No.54119876]

>>54119812
I did it every time it was nearing 70 for past months and made fat bucks each time I sold either at 75 or near 80, meanwhile retards are always worrying and dooming about it

[Anonymous No.54119884]

>>54119855
Not judging you, but... The gate is small and the way is narrow that leads to life

[Anonymous No.54119890]

this literally has to go down soon

[Anonymous No.54119892]

The anon who told me to invest in intel at 20x leverage, I love you

[Anonymous No.54119893]

>>54119847

[Anonymous No.54119896]

>>54119851
Bulls unironically want 25 hike because it calms the market and gives them faith a soft landing is possible. Bobo is unironically the one who wants a pivot because it means something broke was we see new lows.

Anyone calling for a pivot and expecting a bull run is actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.54119901]

>>54119875
> inflation is increasing at slower pace compared to the last year
> thinks car is not slowing down
You have 80 IQ I think

[Anonymous No.54119902]

>INTC CLOSES AT 28 DOLLARINOS

[Anonymous No.54119903]

>>54119832
Probably.
Whats your theory on the GFC?

[Anonymous No.54119907]

>>54119875
Hey Greg

[Anonymous No.54119915]

>>54119892
Wow good thing that image is censored, this is a blue board my boss just walked by!

[Anonymous No.54119925]

>>54119835
>I made a cool +1%
same, I could have sold at 4%, but I forgot about my stop loss, which was set at +1%. Well fuck me, had my stop loss not triggered, gains would have jumped back to the mentioned 4%.

[Anonymous No.54119926]

>>54119884
Nigger what?

[Anonymous No.54119934]

>>54119893
What's real life Sarif Industries? I want to invest.

[Anonymous No.54119937]

>>54119855
Stuck with the UVIX I bought this morning. Wanted to take profit because SPX went back over 3900 to close but realized my funds didn't finish settling so I'm gambling tomorrow morning too.

[Anonymous No.54119940]

>>54119875
Wait, are you the guy who said he demands deflation few days ago? It was comedic genius

[Anonymous No.54119944]

>>54119926
He is calling you a sinner

[Anonymous No.54119951]

>>54119835
Not checking

[Anonymous No.54119950]

>>54119560
blessed/based, me as well and for (You).

[Anonymous No.54119956]

>>54119835
I slurped.

+ 1.44%

[Anonymous No.54119957]

>>54119890
Never.
AI women are now better than both 2D and 3D.

[Anonymous No.54119958]

Dollar is stable. Nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.54119969]

>>54119940
Not me. Deflation won't occur. Any print over 0.1-0.2 is bearish. 6% sticky inflation compounding ontop ot 10% inflation is Zimbabwe tier economics

[Anonymous No.54119974]

>>54119835
+0.79%
Part of my portfolio is getting heemed because of protests in my country

[Anonymous No.54119981]

>>54119835
>XLB: 1.25%
>XLC: 2.81%
>XLE: 0.95%
>XLF: 2.06%
>XLI: 1.08%
>XLK: 2.31%
>XLP: 0.85%
>XLRE: 1.01%
>XLU: 1.3%
>XLV: 0.89%
>XLY: 1.73%

>Me: 0.47%
>YTD: 2.20%

This feels like one of those sharp, sudden bear market rallies that happen when we're careening into recession, slamming back up into major pivot levels and such.

[Anonymous No.54119990]

>>54119835
I sold a bank at break-even.

[Anonymous No.54119994]

>>54119884
What are you even talking about? Some camel going through the eye of a needle?

[Anonymous No.54119999]

>>54119944
Everyone sins. Faggots on here need to stop thinking they're better than everyone because they don't jerk off. Now watch me gamble these gains away nigger

[Anonymous No.54120002]

>>54119855
we eating good today bro
since Jpow last week market is finally having a bigger range and scalping is fun again :^)

[Anonymous No.54120005]

>>54119981
no its just a rebound off the meme line
we will probably break through the memeline by or after fomc

[Anonymous No.54120015]

This thread sucks. I dont like the thread image.

[Anonymous No.54120018]

>>54119903
if i keep along the same conspiratorial track, it was most likely done to usher in QE forever. the goal was QE from the start, not the only option. the whole structure was probably already ready to go before anything failed. QE was needed because workers started to need better wages as the economy did well and/or the ones at the top didnt want their businesses to become second to other up-and-coming businesses. theres a book called economic hitman. if they can target foreign economies to take control, they can use it at home to keep people from taking their power.

[Anonymous No.54120020]

>>54119999
I am sinless.

[Anonymous No.54120026]

>>54119940
No, that's me HAHAHAHAHAAHAH YOU ILLITERATE MONGO HAHAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.54120034]

>>54119958
I checked, it's real. I'm sorry I doubted you.

[Anonymous No.54120048]

>>54119714
AAAAAAGH I'M PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54120050]

This fucking market is so wrong. I can't wait until it corrects itself and everybody gets caught off guard.

[Anonymous No.54120056]

FRC JUST WENT TO 20

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54120058]

>>54120005
Isn't SPX below the meme line? Being at like 3915 with the meme line at 3940?

[Anonymous No.54120065]

>>54119865
way to ignore rho, colour, and vanna

[Anonymous No.54120072]

>>54120056
You mean yesterday?

[Anonymous No.54120075]

>>54120058
the other meme line

[Anonymous No.54120082]

>>54119969
It takes very long time to see a change in finance mate. The fact that inflation is at 6% down from double digits is a great success. Compare this to Turkey which is at 60% inflation right now.
Although it's quite obvious that you're biased based on your opinion about 0.1-0.2 MoM being bearish

[Anonymous No.54120087]

>>54120056
No, it didn't, anon. Stop trying to incite a bank run, that's illegal.

[Anonymous No.54120095]

>>54120056
>anon is stuck 1 day behind everyone else
Bearish

[Anonymous No.54120110]

>>54119937
i don't know if i wanna play with uvix because i don't follow vix but i'm tempted to scalp because you know it's gonna do something

[Anonymous No.54120116]

>>54120075
Ah right, that meme line. I was thinking the 200 DMA. It's definitely on borrowed time, I agree.

[Anonymous No.54120122]

Can someone please..... explain? Please?

[Anonymous No.54120134]

>>54120132

>>54120132


>>54120132

[Anonymous No.54120140]

>>54120122

[Anonymous No.54120177]

>>54119835
EZ 10 Grand baby selling DPST, WAL, FRC, PACW at the open.

Used profits to slurp ONG, OILU at the close

>>54119849
nibba did you forget about 0DTE shenanigans

[Anonymous No.54120204]

>>54120122
Bogdanoffs. "He sold?"

[Anonymous No.54120318]

>>54120110
she'll rip your face off