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/smg/ Wall Street Bet General Market. Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:50:39 No.54115718 [Reply] [Original]

WE GOING TO THE MOON BROS!!!

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>54114137

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:51:27 No.54115728 I am hallucinating

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:51:30 No.54115729 LOOOOK OUT BELOWW

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:51:34 No.54115730 File: 118 KB, 441x397, 1675237563709833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lost all my money

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:51:53 No.54115742 File: 52 KB, 896x717, IMG_20230314_165104_034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115718 what COULD make the VIX go higher rn?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:52:24 No.54115755 >That OP Top signal

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:52:35 No.54115757
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Fixed links

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:52:42 No.54115761 >>54115718 fuck off with this reddit shit.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:54:04 No.54115792 File: 266 KB, 1242x1547, 1678705000312468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that a US congressman confirmed the federal government is literally raiding these threads with bullish propaganda, in an attempt to manipulate the markets.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:54:26 No.54115797
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>>54115761
YOU GET QE YOU GET QE YOU BAILOUTS YOU GET BAILOUTS YOU GET MORE QE YOU GET QE YOU GET QE YOU GET BAILOUTS YOU GET BAILOUTS!!

EVERYBODY GETS A FAKE BULL MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:54:48 No.54115803 >>54115757 Disgusting trannies- stop posting them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:05 No.54115811 >>54115761 >reddit shit For your information, many Reddit users ("Redditors") have naughty usernames. It's a very subversive community.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:07 No.54115812

About 1.5 years ago I asked /smg/ if I was an idiot for just putting all of my money into VOO and you all reassured me that I would probably end up being more successful than all of the degenerates here. I'm still like 2% in the red after all that time, if any of you are green, then fuck you, you fucking lied to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:09 No.54115814 File: 299 KB, 400x400, 1678713852883913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115718 this is the way

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:10 No.54115815 >>54115792 I doubt Jerome cares about /smg/. The biggest social influence we have is rocker.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:11 No.54115816

>started using trading212
>FCA protected
>your own shares are ringfenced

Looking at building a portfolio to retire on but I'm so uneasy about all these easy trading companies lasting 20-30 years. Is there any precedent to one of these places going under and people getting control of their assets back easily?

Biggest shitter is that large banks are counting on you to have this attitude and charge insane fees in return for that 'safety' / convinience.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:12 No.54115818 File: 457 KB, 2200x1650, 1675875189342684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115797

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:17 No.54115819 File: 248 KB, 1242x1266, 1678705065130633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115792

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:19 No.54115820 File: 366 KB, 1668x1202, 20230313_182642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought puts at 3930. See you guys at 3600 in May

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:28 No.54115822 File: 206 KB, 1024x719, gettyimages-1008861200-1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are stocks superior to crypto?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:30 No.54115823 >GIB ME MY $5 MILLION HONKY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:34 No.54115826 Did they just use rates to strangle a few smaller banks so the big super banks could just buy them out for penny’s on the dollar?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:39 No.54115828 >>54115718 Is Reddit allowed to post here like this? Shouldn’t this be a ban? This is spam here Go back

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:44 No.54115830 >>54115792 Well judging by the amount of people buying bitcorn / gold, its not working.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:55:46 No.54115831 >>54115718 >wsbg I fucking wish. This place is just /delusional schizoid general/ and I don't know how to short PMCs without shorting the good guys in the process.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:06 No.54115835 File: 1.12 MB, 853x480, Margin Call - It's just money.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115812 Anon, for every winning trader, there's a loser on the other side.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:27 No.54115840 >>54115816 Just use IBKR. It's ceap, and reliable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:28 No.54115842 File: 320 KB, 1242x1553, 1678705126063682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115792 >>54115819

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:30 No.54115844 File: 94 KB, 750x938, smilling-shiba-inu-23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:46 No.54115849 Spamming the thread so we can reach bump limit. Fuck reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:49 No.54115850 >>54115831 Go to Reddit than bitch No one likes you here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:52 No.54115853 >>54115792 >YOU DONT YELL FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER DO YOU!?! What if its on fire? >YOU FUCKING RACIEST! Every government censorship issue ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:56:58 No.54115857 >>54115823 Prove you are black.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:57:25 No.54115868

>>54115755
You know, with the obvious weakness of the banks discovered, I'm surprised wsb hasn't come out with another ticker like $gme to instead short the shit out of. I'm sure there's at least one top 10 bank that's just cringing crazy hard looking at their books and realizing they're weeks away from collapse of just one thing goes wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:57:52 No.54115874 File: 33 KB, 600x800, over.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sad bobos are triggered. kekeke if only someone would have warned him not to short into a hole. if only...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:58:23 No.54115882 Reddit at least saves posts and doesn't delete them. That's how I learn from people's mistakes. Over here you land without hearing other people's experience

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:58:24 No.54115883 File: 1.10 MB, 724x984, 2351345134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115857 Black is a state of mind

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:58:39 No.54115888 File: 873 KB, 1239x1086, 641098DE-4781-40AC-8692-CF052D679069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck reddit and fuck NAFO trannies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:58:40 No.54115889 File: 329 KB, 434x484, Xena.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD up over 7% I don't believe it, but fuck INTC

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:58:50 No.54115892 >>54115812 >1.5 years >I'm still like 2% in the red after all that time Are you retiring/dying tomorrow? This is a decades long holding period. DCA and stop being a little bitch. You have a day job, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:59:12 No.54115899 File: 76 KB, 1024x929, 089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115849 >Spamming the thread so we can reach bump limit. >Fuck reddit >>54115850 >Go to Reddit than bitch No one likes you here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:59:25 No.54115903 >>54115868 This bank run was going to take out more anti-banks too That environmental friendly bank was going to be insolvent too before the deposit limits were eased

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:59:36 No.54115906 >>54115718 >>54115863 >>54115863 >>54115863 Migrate to the no plebbit thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 16:59:42 No.54115907 >>54115882 lurk more or go back, whatever works for you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:00:15 No.54115922 >>54115823 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3pK1KOOwQs&t=17s

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:00:15 No.54115920 >>54115792 They already are without this Mongolian basket weaving forum. All the bank stocks are pumping. Who do you think is doing that? Retail investors?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:00:19 No.54115924 >>54115882 Yeah that's why the only recommendations I take are from that guy who posts the pink haired anime girl. He is my fund manager and financial advisor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:00:25 No.54115927 File: 61 KB, 200x200, 1678764208368613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I leave smg for a year and now we are literally wsb what the fuck happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:01:04 No.54115938 >buy banks yesterday >swing trade banks today PACW and WAL bros, I'm feeling good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:01:19 No.54115943 >>54115927 Faggot tranny redditors got tired of tranny faggots censoring them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:01:35 No.54115955 File: 518 KB, 2553x1440, A game where you can pump it as many times as you want.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115792 Good. Pump my bags, glowies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:01:46 No.54115960 >>54115927 Reddit always wins. Also cartoons belong on /co/ newchud

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:01:49 No.54115961 >>54115927 its just nafo trannies raiding us. Trust the plan and stay in this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:01:55 No.54115962 The retarder it pumps, the harder it dumps.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:02:15 No.54115966 you guys are so fucking autistic and shizo. do you have any self reflection at all? the more you sperg out the more you encourage the shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:02:16 No.54115968 >>54115718 This is a copy of SMG We don’t need two of these I’m surprised Jannies haven’t banned op yet This is obvious spam

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:02:52 No.54115976
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>You triggered people on 4chan?
>Really?
>isn't that website full of degenerate idiots who post all kind of wear disgusting and weird stuff?
>how???

It's easy.
Just say.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE------------DDDDDDDDIT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:03:11 No.54115982 >>54115889 >AMD up over 7% WE GAAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:03:30 No.54115987 janny ban the OP for being a nafo reddit troon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:03:40 No.54115990 >>54115961 Reddit can raid here and jannies don’t ban them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:03:47 No.54115994 >>54115718 SELL REDDIT" SELL SELL SELL!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:03:56 No.54115997 >>54115811 PM_ME_YOUR_TITS is not an edgy name, its a reddit one

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:04:04 No.54115999 >>54115792 Fuck do I care if I profit from it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:04:37 No.54116003 File: 10 KB, 356x108, 1648008347090663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone knows this stock? should I gamble?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:04:45 No.54116005 >>54115987 What the fuck is a nafo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:04:47 No.54116008 >>54115889 Fantastic. But why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:04:55 No.54116013 File: 7 KB, 305x165, 523452346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELLO RDDIT >HELLO RDDIT HELLO RDDIT >HELLO RDDIT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:05:09 No.54116016 >>54116005 stop playing dumb goy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:05:10 No.54116017 File: 163 KB, 512x468, 1677869304124052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115990 >>54115994 You guys are really really stupid.>>54115968

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:05:27 No.54116023 File: 105 KB, 1106x1012, 1678312733512118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >enter limit order for very small number of shares because I'm retail >"partial execution"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:05:39 No.54116026 File: 2 KB, 125x107, 1606520563126s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UONE NIGGERS ITS OUR TIME!! 64k on this coonshit. America is a nigger loving nation. Juneteenth niggers gonna make me money

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:05:48 No.54116031 >>54116005 The newest buzzword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:06:02 No.54116038 File: 176 KB, 623x702, Suave white hat Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to all-in TZA.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:06:19 No.54116045 >>54116017 >doesn’t know how to (you) correctly Go back faggot bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:06:26 No.54116047 File: 3.65 MB, 328x352, 1636879551805.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok I just woke up, what the fuck is going on? Why the hell are we blood green?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:06:38 No.54116052 File: 32 KB, 700x700, 1678718182312246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116026 >he saved the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:07:23 No.54116069 File: 375 KB, 1023x682, 1606254917919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116047 NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, GET A NIGGER BAG

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:07:48 No.54116072 File: 1.34 MB, 998x823, strategist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buy rycey!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:07:53 No.54116074 >>54116047 scam pump. retail retards are providing exit liquidity

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:08:02 No.54116079 >>54116047 The market will continue going against you until you start posting new videos

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:08:22 No.54116085 WaAah DonT say reddit iN my 4channel.org website sirs it is bad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:08:27 No.54116087 File: 255 KB, 868x958, fbb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU'VE BEEN WARNED BY YOU'VE BEEN BANNED BY A SMOOTH JANITOR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:08:32 No.54116090 >>54116026 There is no way that garbage actually has a bullshit pump in June three years in a row, right?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:09:03 No.54116097
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>>54116047
The world didn't end as feared
>shorts are covering
>retail is slurping
>retards are buying back in
>Hopium that JPow isn't going to JPow tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:09:11 No.54116099 >>54116047 CPI was smack dab on expectations, so we get a pop from removing event risk. That'll bleed out and reverse as people realize the Fed isn't stopping from a banking crisis and "meets expectations" isn't nearly good enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:09:29 No.54116105 >>54116069 Scoopsies, not now. >>54116079 I figured as much, better have a giga dump when I start making videos again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:09:33 No.54116107 >>54115792 this is why I use stop losses and ride the bull run

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:09:41 No.54116114 >mods deleted the other thread MODS ARE REDITTORS AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA 4CHANNELERS BTFO!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:01 No.54116120 >>54116087 lel the non-reddit smg just got jannied im going to the gym i hope you all smarten up while im gone

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:23 No.54116124 File: 143 KB, 766x636, 1678648500931555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115815

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:38 No.54116131 File: 83 KB, 723x770, 1677034748095192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116047 Reddit bought le dip

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:40 No.54116132 File: 8 KB, 480x360, Pitbull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116121

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:46 No.54116133 File: 351 KB, 1249x1222, 20220411_120421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116047 Judaism before jacksons hole 2.0. Look let's meet up grease up and wrestle. I wanna take your bussy on live stream. We could get tens of views

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:52 No.54116134 Why do you burgers have to crash it now again? After EU closing when the spread is worse? FFS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:53 No.54116135 File: 2.29 MB, 480x848, 1678120676722523.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its over, nafo won

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:10:54 No.54116136 I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:11:06 No.54116140 yeah, enough of 4crap for me today enjoy the day mumus

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:11:25 No.54116144 File: 48 KB, 719x719, IMG_20230313_214552_997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54115718 vix please pump back up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:11:36 No.54116148 Hello sers. FRC is being redeemed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:11:49 No.54116150 The Mango Habanero. The 15x Revenues. The COGS volatility. The Buffalo Ranch Fries. The Louisiana Voodoo Fries. The Garlic Parmesan. I warned you. I showed you the way. They're going to strike any moment. And you're not positioned properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:11:55 No.54116152 >>54116099 except we are still down from before bank risk, spy was over 4k even with the risk over a .5 hike

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:12:00 No.54116155 File: 119 KB, 986x1024, 4f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you're afraid of buying when the current price is below your average share price regardless of that way the line is going. You will always be afraid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:12:03 No.54116158 It is over.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:12:32 No.54116169 File: 44 KB, 602x610, 1INCH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116090 What other play is there?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:12:32 No.54116170 File: 62 KB, 600x452, 3452345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116135 DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:13:00 No.54116176 >>54116047 >blood green >market crashing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:13:05 No.54116178 >>54116152 Volatility in stocks and bonds are driving that derisking methinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:13:12 No.54116180 Told y'all last thread that the entire pump was bullshit premarket fuckery, if we close under $391 go short as fuck until the next fed meeting, the 1.2% premarket is meaningless

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:13:53 No.54116195 >>54115997 >precious metals me your tits

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:14:18 No.54116199
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>>54116133
It would be over before it even got started. That twinkish frame of yours won't do you any favors. Maybe start with someone closer to your body type like scoopsies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:14:55 No.54116213 >>54116047 >blood green? Hello mister repitilian

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:15:10 No.54116222 >>54116155 I'm not buying anything over 3750 jew. Shill your bags to someone else

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:15:13 No.54116223 >>54116150 I need financial advice on the Louisiana Voodoo Fries, specifically where to buy them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:15:36 No.54116229 File: 30 KB, 640x294, Le Quirky Bank .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw no fun quirky bank to lose my money with https://twitter.com/GRDecter/status/1635323037653553154

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:15:47 No.54116231 File: 40 KB, 564x564, 6fb5d11498608e5be76e4525654fae45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We are crashing because a Russian Jet had an accident with a US DRONE.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:15:51 No.54116232
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As a reminder, here are tickers WallStreetBets was exceptionally bearish on yesterday, alongside their performance today:
>NVDA: 4.6%
>AMD: 6.8%
>KRE: 2.7%

They were exceptionally bullish on:
>UVXY: -11.5%
>SLV: 0.8%
>UPS: 1.35%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:15:59 No.54116235 >>54116195 Wrong thread, /smg/ is the place for "portfolio manager me your tits."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:16:04 No.54116240 File: 56 KB, 567x756, would.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116170

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:16:05 No.54116241 File: 26 KB, 498x532, 1676584303415899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >banks fail >more money to ukraine >economy won't last much longer fuck this clown world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:16:17 No.54116244 NANI THE FUCK?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:16:28 No.54116250 >>54116199 I'm pretty sure I could take scoops handcuffed and just beat him to death with both of my arms like a club. What do you weigh? I'll give you a 30 pound edge no problem

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:16:37 No.54116252 File: 62 KB, 859x1024, 1641479204229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello, dear sirs. And goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:16:46 No.54116255 there she blows

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:08 No.54116267 File: 792 KB, 942x684, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SLURPERS ASSEMBLE

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:12 No.54116268

>>54116223
Oh.

You want to buy-to-open the Louisiana Voodoo Fries. I'm talking about. Selling-to-open the Louisiana Voodoo Fries.

You're not listening.

No one is listening.

This is not about buying-to-open the Garlic Parmesan Wings.

It's About Doing The Exact Opposite

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:15 No.54116269 bobos are so sad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:18 No.54116273 >>54116235 >He doesn't trade stocks and pms

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:24 No.54116277 File: 57 KB, 796x447, OHNONONO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUDDY FRC Computer

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:27 No.54116280 File: 66 KB, 1141x645, Retard sentiment 3-14-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And here's what fags are talking about now. Inversing would mean RIP SCHW, NFLX, ADBE. Long DIS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:29 No.54116282 >>54116231 >this is why >not the hot cpi print exit pump You niggers never listen. You never have a timespan more than 2 seconds on your opinions

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:39 No.54116287 File: 224 KB, 716x771, 1615320254195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, hi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:42 No.54116288 did the reddit (((guy))) who had $30MM worth of GME shares finally sold it or still bagholding

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:43 No.54116289 File: 67 KB, 1386x554, this time is different.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope you enjoyed that golden bull run mumu next stop, SPY 200

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:17:49 No.54116290 File: 29 KB, 586x437, putinspricehike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heeeeeesssss baaaaaaaaaccccccckkkk......

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:18:01 No.54116293 File: 17 KB, 1570x186, greatest trader.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] greatest trader. sold the top of soxl. made a cheeky $300.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:18:37 No.54116303 File: 8 KB, 170x200, C15DE91B-A7D9-4F53-A228-D0D723337EB8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back in your hole nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:18:37 No.54116304 DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:19:15 No.54116315 >>54116289 According to your graph we have already bottomed

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:19:35 No.54116323 >>54116170 actually looks better on the right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:19:40 No.54116325 The Mango Habanero. The Reduced Cost Of Goods. The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn. They don’t listen. Wall Street Doesn’t listen. It's. Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:19:45 No.54116327 So when is GTLB pumping? It's been crabbing all day, lads.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:19:52 No.54116330 bussin'

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:19:54 No.54116331 >>54116273 You don't respect my gold ETF, do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:05 No.54116336 why are we dumping?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:21 No.54116343 >>54116315 >t. average bull IQ

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:27 No.54116346
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so the scam pump lever activated green can hold public sentiment just in time for the next big thing™ to take the blame
>muh drone
>muh dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:29 No.54116350 >>54116327 Anon, sometimes a company just...dies. There is no git reset --hard.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:35 No.54116352

>>54116231
https://archive DOT ph/oCbdq
>At approximately 7:03 AM (CET), one of the Russian Su-27 aircraft struck the propeller of the MQ-9, causing U.S. forces to have to bring the MQ-9 down in international waters. Several times before the collision, the Su-27s dumped fuel on and flew in front of the MQ-9 in a reckless, environmentally unsound and unprofessional manner. This incident demonstrates a lack of competence in addition to being unsafe and unprofessional
IT WAS ENVIRONMENTALLY UNSOUND YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN CHUDS!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:36 No.54116353 Please for the love of god do NOT end +.5 or -.5% I FUCKING HATE CRAB MARKET LET MY SHIT GO TO ZERO PLEASE DONT FUCKING END FLAT PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:51 No.54116356 >>54116325 lemon pepper. cajun sauce on the side. large carrots. they dont know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:52 No.54116357 File: 1.00 MB, 916x814, 1633039955370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116250 I'm 236lbs and mind you that's most muscle. I'd argue I'm about 4% body fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:52 No.54116358 >>54116336 Because... Why did we pump?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:20:55 No.54116360 File: 602 KB, 1036x919, 3C747559-37D0-4E2E-A60D-7139602D3B4F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get fucked mumu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:10 No.54116365 File: 28 KB, 472x349, 1674788096515113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK REDDIT FUCK UKRAINE FUCK OP Z

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:11 No.54116366 RETARD RETARD PULL UP PULL UP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:15 No.54116367 >>54116097 >Hopium that JPow isn't going to JPow tomorrow Those silly cows

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:16 No.54116368
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>they never listen
>I shilled puts at 3900 and they laughed yesterday
>I shilles puts at 3930 today and they mocked me
>they said inflation was bullish

They never listen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:30 No.54116372 File: 104 KB, 800x679, Laughing Crying Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116352 >environmentally unsound >unprofessional

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:32 No.54116373 >>54116336 Day traders are back from lunch. Time to take profits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:21:32 No.54116374 >>54116323 wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:22:09 No.54116385 hotter than expected cpi good or bad????? t. asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:22:40 No.54116389 File: 98 KB, 858x1024, chad evil gay world.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >see the market doing a little Lunchtime Retrace >buy a few shares of GUSH >market takes a fat shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:22:41 No.54116390 Gonna keep repeating it: No serious bottom until the SPY has a -3% down day. Longer you buy this retard dip the longer we bleed lower. Don’t bother buying until then. VIX 32+

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:22:46 No.54116393 >>54116368 Is picrel some kind of cuckold fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:22:55 No.54116396 >>54116385 It was exactly as expected. All scenarios are good if you aren't retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:23:01 No.54116397 What a limp dick of a spy chart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:23:05 No.54116401 >>54116358 cool cpi bobotard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:23:11 No.54116403 >>54116047 Mumu hasn't learned that hikes are meant to weed out the weak like SVB. Also the banking cartels are eating the smaller ones in a massively dangerous consolidation of the nations banks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:23:37 No.54116415 >>54116374 wrong. >>54116385 bad, which is good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:16 No.54116432 File: 104 KB, 734x817, Okay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:19 No.54116433 >>54116229 Didnt they close the Trumps accounts?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:20 No.54116434

>>54116356
Cajun sauce.

He said Cajun sauce.

When they don't have cajun sauce.

It doesn't exist.

It never was real.

It is cajun seasoning.

Dry rub.

The sauce never existed.

It never happened.

And it's at 15x revenues.

Explain. Why.

Maybe Nq3ho1MK is the one to explain this to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:40 No.54116442 >>54116374 i like thicc not sticc. i need child bearing hips and a body that can handle pregnancy successfully.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:45 No.54116446 File: 450 KB, 2170x1440, Sukhoi_Su-27SKM_at_MAKS-2005_airshow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >kills your gains >crashes your market Z

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:46 No.54116447 File: 4 KB, 148x155, Hm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116401 >x3 inflation target >cool

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:24:53 No.54116452 >>54116396 >we expected inflation to be bad >It's bad Buy reddit buy buy buy

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:25:21 No.54116462

VVIX.

You Didn't Notice.

But The Monkeys Are Howling.

The Eye Of The Looking Glass.

When. VVIX. Approaches. The Naughty Naughty.

You. Stop. Selling. Puts. The. Forest. Goes. Quiet. You. Just. Run. Stop. VRP. Harvesting. The. Harvesters. Died. You. Didn't. Pay. Attention. To. VVIX.

I warned everyone here: >>>>>>/biz/thread/S51641445#p51642379

But no one listened.

The howling will stop soon. .

And that's when you will wish you had. Listened.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:25:23 No.54116465 >>54116442 i dont care, a slim healthy body is better than a fat slob

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:25:31 No.54116467 >bobos are so desperate they are bragging about a gap fill yeah you guys can start getting excited once we are back to 420 AT LEAST

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:16 No.54116480 >>54115718 OP is a nigger lover that licks salty nigger cum out of his wife's pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:21 No.54116483 >>54116446 You guys do realize they just run these bullshit stories when they need an excuse to dump right? Inflation is fucked and we are getting another rate hike next week >It's putins inflation

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:22 No.54116484 >>54116467 >could not even break 3940 on SPX its looking fucking bad and I'm not even a bear

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:22 No.54116485 File: 338 KB, 680x458, a8d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116368 You might might actually lose your v card soon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:32 No.54116488 >>54116467 >420 BLAZE IT, REDDIT!

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:32 No.54116489
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>>54116336
people taking profits. happens all the time. should form a bull flag that eventually breaks out to higher highs. good time to buy the dip on AMD right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:33 No.54116490 File: 172 KB, 384x488, mfw24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >was looking at SPY 0DTE 94puts > 13cent at 12:45 > 90cent at 13:15 sure i wasn't going to buy but i wish i "accidentally" bought 100 of them...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:41 No.54116494 File: 1.03 MB, 576x1024, 1631279721139.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116434 CRBP pajeet what is your obsession with Wingstop anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:48 No.54116495 File: 2.63 MB, 2048x2048, Katana wielding AI Jerome Powell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116390 And Powell's goal for a soft landing entails getting SPY 3000 without a -3% day. No panic, no Washingtonfag gets in his way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:26:53 No.54116501 >>54116432 but reddit i mean smg said that biden solved all these problems with pure cunning and tact and line only go up and slurp the dip

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:05 No.54116506 File: 74 KB, 807x537, russia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116372 Yeah that sounds like Russia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:07 No.54116508 File: 90 KB, 421x398, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116480

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:15 No.54116509 >>54116465 I disagree. I like soft women with big fat sloppy tits

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:18 No.54116511 >faggot makes reddit themed /smg/ >Market immediately dumps lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:29 No.54116514 File: 124 KB, 900x674, Ripped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >crash halted WE RIP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:49 No.54116520 >>54116509 slim women will always be better

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:54 No.54116522 >redditors are overwhelmingly permabears >the paid bobo Russia shills are pretending reddit is bullish You faggots need to go back, you can circlejerk with other bearish investors on reddit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:27:56 No.54116524 >>54116465 that's not a fat slob, that's just healthy. the before picture was practically anorexic. gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:28:31 No.54116529 >>54116490 sorry i meant at 387 that post makes no sense

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:28:50 No.54116537 >>54116524 >thats just healthy americans everyone

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:29:12 No.54116541

>>54115797
This, except the middle class who are still being targeted for job loss. Banks are protected. Corporations are protected. Heck, even Tech corporations are protected.

But the goal remains the same. You have a target on your back. The elites hate you. They want you to come back into the office. They want to end WFH. They need a good amount of people to lose their jobs, and they will continue to raise rates until you, the employee, have been wrangled/subdued.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:29:14 No.54116542 >>54116357 I've literally never seen any statement more delusional in my life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:29:29 No.54116548 i would laugh heartily if russia blames "pro-russian" forces for downing the drone

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:29:31 No.54116550 >tfw shitposting about random shit with my online frens on 4channel.org instead of writing my report >tfw no face

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:29:48 No.54116554 >i literally bought at lunch I'M GODDLESS NIGGER WHORE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:30:16 No.54116561 Quit dumping oil ffs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:30:20 No.54116563 >>54116494 Do you really want to know. Why the WING won't stop. They said the Wingstop stops. But the WING doesn't stop at Wingstop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:30:24 No.54116564 >>54116537 honestly i shouldn't be surprised that a yuropoor's idea of a woman is someone who is starving to death. typical in your countries.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:30:30 No.54116567 >>54116483 >It's putins inflation Biden has blamed this inflation on everything at one point in time in the last 2 years... incredible. >Makes me confident in his economy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:30:39 No.54116569 >>54116520 For packing in a suitcase. There's nothing particularly great about a skinny woman unless you're a weakling with no upper body.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:31:02 No.54116577 File: 690 KB, 546x497, JPM is a fortress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116550 iktfb. i've got a 300 word paper due friday and i keep putting it off

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:31:22 No.54116586 >>54116520 Nah. You have to realize that women need to be a little chubby. Weight gain increases estrogen levels and that makes them perfect and feminine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:31:42 No.54116590 >>54116548 Bullish for RYCEY either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:31:54 No.54116593 >>54116520 Banging a skinny chick is like fucking a pillow case full of deer antlers.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:31:57 No.54116594
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>>54116542
That's just jealousy kicking in. You've seen my videos and you've seen my body. You wish you had what I have physically. It's ok anon, it's not like it's not attainable yourself. Just put in the work and you can be like me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:32:19 No.54116598 >>54116577 >i've got a 300 word paper due friday lmao easy af. ask chat-gpt to do that for you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:32:35 No.54116606 >>54116577 >300 word lmao nigga are you 14? Just fucking do it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:32:35 No.54116604 >>54116569 What kind of cope is this? >>54116586 Nah you have to realize that fatasses and disgusting slobs are the worst. >>54116593 I dont care slim is better than being a fatass

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:32:44 No.54116609 XPON squeeze niggers dont miss out

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:32:50 No.54116610 >>54116594 im always amazed at how little he has to chew >you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:04 No.54116614

>>54116548
Flying a drone into their jet in the black sea is something Ivan will use to stir up the Chinese and Indians against uncle Sam. This, as always with uncle sleepy, seems like a half baked idea poorly executed and then covered for by a fawning media.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:16 No.54116616 >>54116606 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:33 No.54116622 >>54116586 Just a little bit, it’s a very subtle thing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:41 No.54116624 File: 450 KB, 1800x1800, 1622041297952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buying on a green day >selling on a red day >betting on the apocalypse >doubting JPow The Four Horsemen of losing all your money

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:42 No.54116625 >goy stop talking about inflation and the bank runs >Russia shot down a drone ahhhh >the markets are doing bad because of Russia Americans can only think about one thing at a time

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:50 No.54116628 how do we go from one of the best /smg/ OPs in history (italo disco) to this, the absolute worst, in just an hour

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:33:55 No.54116629 Bought SQQQ at $37.50. Gonna keep DCAing into next week's FOMC Have $180k USD in tax-free cash waiting in Vanguard to buy VTI when we bottom out. Been waiting since November 2021. We will blow through October lows my friends. Just a matter of when

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:00 No.54116632 >>54116522 1 post by this ID

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:06 No.54116635 File: 307 KB, 1200x848, b7a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116222 These bags are they in the room with us right now son?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:10 No.54116636 >>54116614 biden is so fucking stupid lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:26 No.54116641 >>54116577 literally ask ChatGPT to do it for you. Whats the topic? I'll have it do it for you. No Shenanigans I promise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:26 No.54116642 >>54116465 Architectfags are unreasonable anon. Don't bother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:33 No.54116646 >>54116632 Dilate, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:39 No.54116650 >>54116609 >up 10% already >no volume heh, no thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:46 No.54116653 >>54116604 No cope about it. You like skinny chicks cause you can't lift a real woman. You're a rubber arm no-leg training fatty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:54 No.54116655 >>54116628 High thread volatility. You can follow it using the ticker TVIX.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:34:59 No.54116657 afternoon /smg/ my 11am spy puts have doubled. closing them now, see you tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:35:00 No.54116658 >>54116569 >he has never fucked a flexible fit girl with the grippy Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:35:04 No.54116659 >>54116594 Nice tits

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:35:25 No.54116667 >>54116625 Americans are the most propagandized people on the planet. Please have patience with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:35:57 No.54116679 >>54116646 Gas yourself, troon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:36:06 No.54116684 >>54116650 thats what you niggers said at 3 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:36:07 No.54116685 I go out of my way to find chubby women with a great set of tits

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:36:17 No.54116686 doc says my hiv is undetectable :D

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:36:25 No.54116689

>>54116641
their are gpt powered gpt detectors for a small monthly fee
imagine... getting false accused of ai writing your term paper, how the fuck do you prove that? going to have to start recording yourself typing your reports, until a new (small monthly fee) deep fake video maker gpt term paper writer and then (for a slightly higher monthly fee) we can detect your detector and before you know it, bam, terminators

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:36:41 No.54116695 File: 1.04 MB, 833x960, 1614860032690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:36:50 No.54116697 >>54116686 >You have been banned from /r/bugchasers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:37:14 No.54116708 >>54116689 undoubtedly itll be something retawded like this that creates skynet. 1000%

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:37:16 No.54116710

>>54116679
>NOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A PERMABEAR DOOMER IS A TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're so fucking retarded, back to /pol/, chinless virgin loser. Normal people realize the economy is doing fine and we are increasing our positions in the S&P 500 and NASDAQ-100 with DCA.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:37:28 No.54116716 >>54116653 You are coping for liking gross fatasses that smell like shit. My condolences

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:37:39 No.54116718 >>54116658 Skinny girls you have to be gentle with. My longtime ex used to like to be brutalized. After we broke up I started dating other women, it was always the skinny girls that would say "you're hurting me". They are no fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:37:49 No.54116721 >>54116689 >their this was a heavy deepfaked machine learned inside joke by the way, gpt is now adding a single typo in it's posts to throw you off, bet you didnt catch that, did ya?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:38:09 No.54116730 Mumus seem pretty cocky for a market that can't break SPX 4k and can't even hold onto a small 2% gain off the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:38:13 No.54116733 >>54116710 No, we call you a tranny because you are obsessed with /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:38:21 No.54116738 >>54116718 you're meeting the wrong skinny women my mans.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:38:56 No.54116750 >>54116733 You doomers don't belong here, you're clearly tourists.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:38:57 No.54116752 File: 56 KB, 297x358, 1612802466454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BBBY down 42% this month >GME down 17% this month

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:39:08 No.54116756 >>54116695 Hoooly on the left

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:39:11 No.54116757 >>54116610 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:39:12 No.54116758 File: 72 KB, 680x437, 1678707207326371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116710 >shills think this is how you blend in on /smg/ lmfao

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:39:26 No.54116761
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>>54116686
Congrats poem anon! That being said, I'm glad we finally got /smg/ back. Look at all the arguing, glowie accusations, and mumu and bobo posting. This is refreshing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:39:27 No.54116763 When SPY 4000 again?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:39:53 No.54116773 >>54116758 He doesn't understand that /smg/ and /pol/ are allies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:40:09 No.54116780 >>54116763 1:59pm tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:40:15 No.54116783 >>54116763 I dunno, like maybe eight years.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:40:22 No.54116785 >>54116763 Sometime later this year

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:40:29 No.54116789 File: 239 KB, 416x657, 1643344204125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116761 That's not me. I don't have HIV or AIDS, and I haven't been to a doctor in years

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:40:43 No.54116795 >>54116718 >you are hurting me Hot as fuck. Stop you are gonna make me pop a boner at the gym

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:40:58 No.54116798 >>54116716 >asses that don't smell like shit Son, you got a lot of pain ahead. Leave this thread for 20 minutes and bathe, your mother will thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:41:03 No.54116800 File: 185 KB, 623x702, Suave white hat Pepe - reversed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116038 Time to bail on my TZA.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:41:06 No.54116801 >>54116686 you know if you're undetectable you can no longer poz-hole people's neg-holes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:41:17 No.54116808 >>54116763 after weimerica hyperinflates

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:41:30 No.54116810 >>54116789 HIV or AIDS that you know of ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:42:18 No.54116826 RYCEY, is this the one? Are we gonna make it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:43:02 No.54116839 File: 52 KB, 640x673, 1678792204937856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When does the Credit Suisse financial report come out?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:43:23 No.54116852 So turns out the Russians just shot down an american UAV. Looks like the zoomers have to go put some boots on some foreign soil.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:43:51 No.54116859 >>54116839 I could tell you, but then I'd have to make you financially and legally responsible for all of CS's debt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:43:54 No.54116861 >>54115718 Wow so this is the power of the so-called new round of "Bailouts"/"QE" that redditors have been hyping up for the past two days. Cool moon rally you got there, Bulltards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:43:56 No.54116863 >>54116315 Who told you to be this retarded?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:03 No.54116868

>>54116710
>Normal people realize the economy is doing fine

Indeed. The normies believe the facts, and the science. Fact: we're ackshually not in a bear market. Bear markets are -20% down or more. We're still near ATHs. Fact: there is no bailout of the banks. Fact: as long as the Fed keeps printing, everything will be fine. Fact: get used to inflation, Chud. Are you a commoner who can't afford a few extra bucks to cover inflation? What, you don't make 200,000 per year in San Francisco?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:16 No.54116877 >>54116758 There's nothing wrong with investing long term in the S&P 500, you coping MAGA faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:31 No.54116879 >>54116789 Ahh fuck I guess you're is still detectable then. Sorry to hear that poem anon. Your still welcome to crash with me though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:34 No.54116881 >>54116789 why dont you come to movie night and spy on us anymore?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:39 No.54116882 >>54116852 Will you be on the other side?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:45 No.54116885 >>54116852 Unidentified American Vehicle?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:44:57 No.54116891 >>54116852 tbf, we always knew this was going to happen. I've been posting about buying cheap zoomer pussy for like, 13 months

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:45:04 No.54116893 >>54116868 vaccine is safe and effective too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:45:13 No.54116895 We need a market crash to make things interesting. Bull days are boring

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:45:19 No.54116898 File: 66 KB, 612x574, interesting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116852 >shot down I guess? It was a very expensive bullet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:45:23 No.54116899 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, REDDIT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:45:44 No.54116904 >>54116710 >DCA Dumb Crappy Assets

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:46:09 No.54116915 >>54116852 If we go to war with Russia I'll be a mumu, but until then, bobo it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:46:17 No.54116917 >>54116852 nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:46:22 No.54116919 >>54116881 Because I don't like some of the other people that go to movie night, in particular on person

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:46:28 No.54116922 File: 754 KB, 1024x1024, 1678751109143685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116877 How many shares of S&P500 do you hold? lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:46:54 No.54116933 That morning pump was a gift from G-d. But why though? >next banking crisis on the horizon >hot CPI data >surely the FED will pivot lol, lmao even

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:46:58 No.54116935 >>54116898 Russia has +845 of those.. sorry, +844... sorry +833... sorry...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:47:30 No.54116943 File: 773 KB, 593x751, 1678743743826844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116859 deal

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:47:40 No.54116946 >>54115718 >>54116914 >>54116914 >>54116914 the real /smg/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:48:20 No.54116959 Nvida is going to 400 EOY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:48:22 No.54116961 >>54116933 Did you get some sleep Asian? You're gonna need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:48:37 No.54116964 new thread with subject >>54116953 >>54116953 >>54116953 >>54116946 heh, nice try kid

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:48:45 No.54116967 >>54116933 No one’s expecting a fed pivot dude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:48:51 No.54116969 File: 368 KB, 932x780, 1678815963847587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing burger

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:49:50 No.54116996 >>54116598 >>54116606 >>54116641 you just got trolled newfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:50:08 No.54117011 >>54116852 looks like they didn't get trooned out for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:50:46 No.54117025 why are you guys like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:51:05 No.54117029 >>54116919 you can block people on cytube you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:51:59 No.54117054 >>54116577 >>54116996 HOLY SHIT! WHAT A GENIUS SHITPOSTER! ENJOY YOUR REDDIT GOLD!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 17:58:44 No.54117184 >>54116686 how did he know you have it then? checkmate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 18:00:03 No.54117206 >>54116964 >plebbit super hero movie no thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 18:00:27 No.54117212 Todays moves: Sold McDonalds Sold Lancaster Colony Bought Microsoft Bought P&G

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 18:07:25 No.54117364 File: 487 KB, 592x767, BD4F5872-243B-4C15-88AC-6BAF115F8C42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54116922 Delete this abomination

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 18:15:23 No.54117543 >>54116229 sounds like the sec

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 18:16:20 No.54117560 >>54117552 >>54117552

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 14, 2023 18:23:35 No.54117741 >>54115792 Priced in

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