/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54114137]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54112433

[Anonymous No.54114174]

well i was told it was over and it is clearly not i am never listening to biz EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54114195]

Nice Bull today

[Anonymous No.54114216]

fed bailing out everyone, cpi low. just buy, its that simple.

[Anonymous No.54114221]

the west is collapsing, ruzzia won. Just look at the ruble vs usd

[Anonymous No.54114239]

>Bank Failure is bullish
>TECH layoffs is bullish
>rate hikes are bullish
Welcome home. You survived the 9/11 era.

[Anonymous No.54114244]

>>54114216
CPI is 5% annualized, you're a fucking idiot. Fed dot plot is going to have a terminal rate a full percent higher than market expectations.

[Anonymous No.54114251]

I could heem every bull in this thread. My puts are dated for May and FOMC is going to be Jackson Hole 2.0. I am going to the gym today is way too Jewish to stare at neon green shitco pumps on bank collapse and bad cpi prints being bullish or whatever

[Anonymous No.54114252]

>>54114091
>>54114114
>>54113931
>>54113991
>>54114062
Look, CPI is otw down. Housing doesn't matter because housing has been out of control for year. That is to say, it's been out of control during 2% CPI many times. Bobos relying on it are pure cope at this point. The time for CPI to go back up was this morning. It instead jumped way down following the trendline started months ago. It's over, bobos. Just accept it and cover. Trading on cope is no way to lose an account. The writing is on the wall. It's not just going to jump back up for no reason. It was a supply chain crunch caused by lock downs. Turns out it was never more complicated than that.

[Anonymous No.54114259]

Reminder to ignore NAFO trannies

[Anonymous No.54114267]

>>54114244
so its going down, good. anyways, sell before FOMC.

[Anonymous No.54114271]

NAFO lost russia won

[Anonymous No.54114275]

>>54114251
Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.54114279]

>>54114251
>puts down
>TMF down
>BOIL down
I'm glad I didn't listen

[Anonymous No.54114291]

>>54114259
This bitch gets paid to pretend she's not getting drunk 6 nights a week to forget her dead family.

Pushing up sunflowers in Ukraine in a bit.

[Anonymous No.54114298]

>>54114252
I am not saying we are not about to moon... I am saying we will only moon from massive gvt. intervention. At that point- why have a market.

[Anonymous No.54114301]

>>54114291
cope nafo troon

[Anonymous No.54114313]

Are we being raided by /pol/ or something what’s with all the off topic posts?

[Anonymous No.54114318]

exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.54114329]

Inflation has been around 6% for 3 months
How the fuck is it cooling

[Anonymous No.54114331]

>>54114313
you lost

[Anonymous No.54114333]

entry liquidity

[Anonymous No.54114334]

>>54114252
Wage earner CPI is even better. Bobo is fucked.

[Anonymous No.54114335]

>>54114239
Is not washing my peepee after sex bullish or bearish? And when will COIN go bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.54114338]

>>54114259
It's nuts these idiots think this is what will get western men to rally around Ukraine. Nobody wants to die in a trench to protect trans rights while western governments happily shit on everyone's rights during the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.54114347]

>>54114329
as long as its not going higher, its cooling.

[Anonymous No.54114351]

>muh pivot is bullish
Yeah I think we’ll get a nice rally from here but don’t get cocky mumu

[Anonymous No.54114360]

>>54114313
Pretty much yes, given muh happening threads yesterday. Give it two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54114361]

>>54114313
NAFO discord trannies started raiding when SVB started to fail. Basically trying to spread pro-Biden propaganda about the supposed Biden boom, pro-regulation bullshit, etc.

[Anonymous No.54114365]

>>54114301
Outhouse dwelling orc faced mongoloid with a gash the size of a hand cart and a fresh case of HIV from bending over for your officer.

[Anonymous No.54114369]

stop posting chudjaks you fucking gay troons

[Anonymous No.54114370]

>>54114137
Would it be retarded to buy bank stocks and hope they recover?
>tfw already bought schw

[Anonymous No.54114372]

>>54114279
Today is bloody for me for sure. I'm down 16%. I should have waited until today to buy puts but I really didn't think we would pump on increasing inflation rofl. I'm sticking to the plan though I'll buy more puts if this tard rally goes over 4000 before FOMC

[Anonymous No.54114374]

Boring ass trading day. We need a bank failure or a Biden speech or leaked Cathy Woods nudes or something. Please.

[Anonymous No.54114376]

>>54114335
bullish, the smell of pussy will keep your test up and attract other women.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54114379]

>>54114347
Why would it go higher if they've stopped printing?

[Anonymous No.54114380]

>>54114329
>Inflation has been around 6% for 3 months
>How the fuck is it cooling
9.8
9.1
8.7
8.5
7.9
7.1
6.3
6.3
5.8

This doesn't look like cooling to you?

[Anonymous No.54114383]

>>54114351
I think it's almost guaranteed Powell will pause hikes one day and we crash

[Anonymous No.54114386]

>>54114313
trading stocks only reminds me of how globohomo banking has rigged the west and bought out its politicians to give them all the wealth so I get a little off topic here.

[Anonymous No.54114390]

>>54114365
тpaхни cвoю мaть

[Anonymous No.54114395]

>>54114347
But shouldn’t it go down

[Anonymous No.54114406]

>>54114390
>totally organic American from Kansas Oblast!

[Anonymous No.54114408]

>>54114380
No, it's stagnating
It happened in the 70s too

[Anonymous No.54114410]

>>54114137
I love Italo-Disco so much bros.

[Anonymous No.54114411]

>>54114252
>5% anualized inflation is 2%
>Housing doesn't matter because I said so
Inflation is unacceptably high and your only argument that it's going to the desired rate is an arbitrary rolling average that will not even hit 2% when you claim it will without substantial deflation in the next few months (which apparently you think will happen even without more rate hikes!)

[Anonymous No.54114417]

>>54114372
>increasing inflation
learn to read release numbers correctly next time

[Anonymous No.54114424]

I believed the bobos

[Anonymous No.54114423]

>>54114406
Ah, it’s a /k/oper. Hello sgt sanchez

[Anonymous No.54114426]

>>54114380
It looks like it's been sticky/stagnant for monthhsssss and the only reason it "decreased" to begin with is outrageous 1.x% months were being replaced with still horrific 0.5% months

[Anonymous No.54114427]

>>54114406
you fucking lost, ukraine lost

[Anonymous No.54114432]

>>54114417
It is increasing. YoY is a meme. Inflation was low in the fall and higher now.

[Anonymous No.54114435]

Next week powell is going to talk about continued inflation cooling and making banks feel safe. Perma green boys.

[Anonymous No.54114438]

>>54114313
Russian shills

[Anonymous No.54114443]

>>54114417
Core 12 month literally increased. I dunno man I'm going to the gym you guys are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.54114442]

Putin is a midget retard with bad breath, terrible planning, and all the charisma of a rock.

[Anonymous No.54114449]

>>54114406
this isnt /k/. You are allowed to say negative things about Ukraine without getting instabanned here

[Anonymous No.54114452]

>>54114408
No. Inflation moves in waves. We just went through the upward force of a way, and the trend was still down. Next month it will fall .08 pts probably into the 4s.

[Anonymous No.54114453]

SOXL +10% day
OOOOOOooooOOOOOooOOOooOOOOOOooOOO

[Anonymous No.54114455]

>>54114438
t. oinkrainian lovers>>54114442
>>54114442

[Anonymous No.54114463]

>>54114427
>>54114449
>>54114455
Your family isn't coming back, and neither is your clean vagina.
Both are soiled, and it's thanks to the Kremlin.

[Anonymous No.54114470]

>>54114380
>>54114408

Yup it stagnated because they stopped the hikes, and just like this happened in the 70's, they will/have a OH SHIT INFLATION IS BACK slam down a fuck ton of big hikes moment in a few months.

[Anonymous No.54114472]

>>54114455
Based granny

[Anonymous No.54114474]

>>54114351
The Bull position is the FED tames inflation and breaks nothing major leading to soft landing... no TECH trannies your IPO TECH and BIOTECH company that sells dreams and negative revenue is not important.

Facebook and Google diversity hires do not make the economy run either. Industry and Services the things that actually matter are undermanned creating a job surplus meaning there will be no mass layoffs in the REAL Economy like we saw in 2001 and 2008.

America is healing.

[Anonymous No.54114480]

>>54114411
>Inflation is unacceptably high
It's clearly on the way down. The market is forward looking. But lose money if you want.
>Housing doesn't matter because I said so
No, I said it doesn't matter because of the objective fact that it's been up through low inflation and market rallies. High housing prices won't carry a bobo market what so ever.

[Anonymous No.54114491]

>>54114463
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.54114499]

>>54114491
tranny projection

[Anonymous No.54114503]

I shlurped Schwab and I and green as fuck lads

[Anonymous No.54114505]

Once again I have made a financial mistake

[Anonymous No.54114507]

>>54114474
Troof

[Anonymous No.54114508]

>>54114491
Oh, did I miss a (you) to a whore with a computer bank pass?

[Anonymous No.54114521]

>>54114449
went through /k/ last night
researching rifles in 308/7.62
lots of hohol talk
maybe the lefty tourists got bored and went elsewhere?

[Anonymous No.54114523]

>>54114480
>It's clearly on the way down
No it isn't. One way you can tell is that the annualized MoM values are nearly in line with YoY. It's stagnant at best, trending up from winter at worst.

[Anonymous No.54114525]

I literally tripled my account overnight. Get on my level losers.

[Anonymous No.54114534]

>>54114505
A small mistake fortunately.

[Anonymous No.54114541]

>>54114338
the us army is slowly starting to roll back the diversity good white men bad shit in their ads due to badly missing recruiting goals thanks to white men taking the hint. i doubt they're ever going to completely abandon it because it's so baked in to absolutely every facet of our fake and gay society, so we'll probably always have the sodomy flag promoted somewhere along with a Black Queen in uniform, but it is pretty interesting to see happen at all

[Anonymous No.54114543]

>>54114521
I used to be a /k/ regular. Troons fucking ruined it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54114544]

>>54114508
i hope you understand that ukraine isn't even a legitimate country, and that all of this fighting is basically because joe biden needs his 10%.

[Anonymous No.54114545]

>>54114313
No, the thread just went that way with SVB - Financial crisis - end of the US - multipolar world - Roosia. I'm just here to baghold SKYT, and post cool military history paintings.

[Anonymous No.54114547]

>>54114525
Eh, that’s quadruple anon

[Anonymous No.54114569]

>america can win
this is how america looks now

[Anonymous No.54114568]

>>54114544
>we lost the lives of 400k+ males in a place that isn't a real country
This is your winning argument, you puss pile?

[Anonymous No.54114574]

>>54114525
my 5% portfolio day now seems sad in comparison. stop humblebragging bro we get it

[Anonymous No.54114575]

>>54114544
>Emergency banking collapse speech
>"God bless our troops:
>No questions! GOTTA GO FAST!

[Anonymous No.54114580]

>>54114452
>Inflation moves in waves
Yes, and it's currently stagnating

[Anonymous No.54114596]

>>54114568
>400k
Wtf are you smoking lmao

[Anonymous No.54114597]

>>54114541
I'm a leaf and we are dealing with the exact same garbage in the CAF, with the exact same effects. It's so bad even the press is calling out the woke bullshit. But the genie is out of the bottle and I don't think the powers that be fully realize the damage they've done to civic duty. Half the country thinks the West is inherently illigitimate and evil, whereas the country hates the other half that doesn't think that way. How do you recruit people when patriotism is considered a sin?

[Anonymous No.54114602]

>>54114545
based

[Anonymous No.54114615]

>>54114569
Honestly a hot young meth girlfriend would be pretty rad. Nowadays they are all fat

[Anonymous No.54114617]

>>54114580
Don’t worry there are more rate hikes to come

[Anonymous No.54114625]

soxl cant cross 15.50 its over.

[Anonymous No.54114629]

All my FRC calls are going to shit, what gives?

[Anonymous No.54114635]

>>54114406
i hate you with every fiber of my being

[Anonymous No.54114637]

>>54114503
Why do people keep saying you can't time the market?

[Anonymous No.54114639]

where is the next top pivot going to be for AMD? think it can break out over $100? how much should I hold out for do you think, before the next crash?

[Anonymous No.54114652]

>>54114629
>anon learns about thetagang
you should know IV isn't your friend

[Anonymous No.54114655]

>The bulls used all of their batteries before noon

[Anonymous No.54114657]

>>54114580
>stagnating
>6% YoY
>0.4%
>In line with expectations
The difference between getting hit by a speeding car and getting hit by a car going at the speed limit.

[Anonymous No.54114669]

>>54114635
Inferiors regularly do.I don't even think about you most of the time, and that's what makes you the most angry. You're vain.
You want attention you don't deserve, and you're willing to murder to get it.

[Anonymous No.54114684]

>>54114575
>Not mentioning black unemployment
That's a first
>>54114380
We are suffering, only slowly.

[Anonymous No.54114690]

>>54114635
>legitimate threat
>50 years

[Anonymous No.54114691]

>>54114652
Well they are December and may calls I got for cheap yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54114693]

>>54114669
>You want attention you don't deserve, and you're willing to murder to get it.

[Anonymous No.54114697]

>>54114657
>car going at the speed limit.
What fucking speed limit? We ran over that sign in 2008!

[Anonymous No.54114699]

how do i short buzzfeed?

[Anonymous No.54114705]

>>54114410
Same, it's nothing but bangers and good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ollOwQ3V2Q0

[Anonymous No.54114715]

>>54114693
I realize you're still generations away from seeing how you proved the point, but I'll still tell you.

[Anonymous No.54114721]

>americans actually support this guy

[Anonymous No.54114729]

>>54114639
I wouldn't sell below 100, but I wouldn't buy above 80. Look at share prices versus interest rates.

[Anonymous No.54114737]

The people crabbing this market should be minecrafted painfully. What is this tight range bullshit

[Anonymous No.54114742]

So if banks are fine wti can go back to $80 right? This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54114747]

>>54114597
>OWS happens
>inject woke culture to subvert it
>15 years later woke culture causes a banking crisis and infests politics
>now Wall Street is being forced to cover the costs
>now the golem just lays around whining instead of working and fighting
Oy Vey! We shoa'd ourselves!u

[Anonymous No.54114748]

>>54114715
come at me bro

[Anonymous No.54114750]

>>54114597
Whites were too kind to people that hate them.

[Anonymous No.54114760]

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[Anonymous No.54114763]

>>54114657
What are we even arguing about

[Anonymous No.54114766]

>>54114737
Literally just retail playing musical chairs with sectors. The trillions needed to shift the market is managed by folks much less jumpy than any of us.

[Anonymous No.54114774]

>>54114729
what's your target, then? or are you not predicting that another dump is going to come up again in the near to medium term future? im in at $90 average so i'm trying to figure out where i should sell so i can then wait to buy lower.

[Anonymous No.54114778]

markets are rolling over. the hype didnt even last all day.

[Anonymous No.54114779]

>>54114763
How fast the death of the middle class will be

[Anonymous No.54114782]

>>54114763
why the bullish numbers are actually bearish

[Anonymous No.54114781]

PUMP MY BAGS JEROME

[Anonymous No.54114783]

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[Anonymous No.54114791]

>bank runs
>board suddenly full of people talking about russia/Ukraine
>everything is fine buy high p/e tech stocks goy

Glowniggers really on /smg/ shilling bags. What a joke rofl

[Anonymous No.54114805]

>>54114779
here's why that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.54114810]

>>54114657
The speed limit is 2% and unless yoy inflation is going down, we won’t get there. It’s not going down, it’s stagnating

[Anonymous No.54114819]

>>54114766
>the markets aren't jumpy
>banks down 80% in two days and then up 50% in an hour

Yeh man super efficient market thesis or whatever. It's all a pump and dump casino

[Anonymous No.54114825]

Fuck you all i shorted everything and nothing happened went like - 20% on UVXY and like - 10% on SQQQ only fucking bitcoin compensated the losses
I don't give a shit I'm slurping all those banks because fuck the FED faggots and they're faggots so I'm sure they'll pivot so shit will keep pumping for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.54114827]

Reminder that over half of today's SPY pump was pre-market dark money bullshit, the "real" pump is only 0.5%. Anything under $391 at close is a very, very bad sign and proof of a dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.54114829]

>>54114791
shows how desperate russian shills have become. small financial trouble in the west and they are all over it :)

[Anonymous No.54114831]

>>54114791
are these "bankruns" in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.54114839]

>>54114779
>>54114805
>tfw the middle class is already dead

[Anonymous No.54114840]

>>54114825
nice paper account

[Anonymous No.54114856]

>>54114781
>>54114742
>>54114442
COPE AND SEETHE

[Anonymous No.54114858]

>>54114829
>>54114831
(You)

[Anonymous No.54114857]

>>54114791
>Glowniggers really on /smg/ shilling bags.
They infest 4chan now- they do 0 work and do all their data mining form this site- its unironically funny and ironic e.g., Piss-gate LMAO they are not sending their best.

[Anonymous No.54114861]

>>54114602
Now I just gotta figure out how to get SKYT to moon!

[Anonymous No.54114862]

>>54114782
That's not really relevant, higher for longer isn't going away
Whetber that's bullish or bearish, that's up to you

[Anonymous No.54114870]

Nvida is hella undervalued here. I think I'm grabbing some more shares and a call.

[Anonymous No.54114878]

>>54114858
>t.

[Anonymous No.54114881]

Idk why people have a hard on for Russia it's full of mudslimes and white niggers with HIV

[Anonymous No.54114884]

>wanted to short gold but TA didnt trigger
>funny dip happened
>didnt buy yet

[Anonymous No.54114886]

>>54114870
It has a p/e of 103.

[Anonymous No.54114885]

>news media trying to spin 6% inflation as bullish
Yeah, I think I'm adding to my short.

[Anonymous No.54114887]

>>54114791
All the bobos dropped their mask that they don't actually invest in anything they are just Russia shilling /pol/ faggots the hope USA destroys itself, they finally thought their time had come, but they are skittering away now that they were wrong again

[Anonymous No.54114894]

>>54114870
>up 70% this year
How

[Anonymous No.54114904]

>>54114887
>just Russia shilling /pol/ faggots
What military base was this out of?

[Anonymous No.54114911]

Mods, can you PLEASE do something about the off-topic ukraine-russia spammers?

[Anonymous No.54114921]

>>54114870
definitely long term undervalued due to their monopoly on AI with A100 and H100s. I'm unsure of short term, but been DCA'ing anyway

[Anonymous No.54114926]

>>54114885
never bet against America, chud

[Anonymous No.54114932]

>>54114819
Misinterpreting the data to conform to your worldview is a good way to lose money. I'm down half a percent over a two day period in my Financials holdings.

[Anonymous No.54114933]

>>54114911
I agree but crying to the mods is some SVB bull shit. You came here, you knew the risk. Buckle up buckaroo

[Anonymous No.54114935]

>>54114904
The one your mom gets fucked at every night

[Anonymous No.54114942]

poomp eet

[Anonymous No.54114943]

>>54114886
Is it possible it’s fundamentally justified if earnings grow rapidly

[Anonymous No.54114948]

>San Francisco reparations task force recommends $5 million for every black resident
BWAHWAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54114957]

>>54114858
JFC hopefully they will be rounded up as the first wave of it comes to that. it seriously has to be some metal condition surrounding self preservation.

[Anonymous No.54114963]

friendly reminder to the bears, the reason you have no money is because you're stupid

[Anonymous No.54114964]

>>54114935
Oh nice, how's the weather there this time of year?

[Anonymous No.54114965]

>>54114911
Maybe stop with the “anyone who isn’t a permabull is a Russian shill” bullshit

[Anonymous No.54114972]

>>54114948
Buy YUM then

[Anonymous No.54114976]

>>54114870
>Nvida is hella undervalued here

[Anonymous No.54114978]

>>54114948
Heh what are the chances this will pass? Everyone will want to be black

[Anonymous No.54114981]

>>54114964
pretty nice about to go for a jog

[Anonymous No.54114982]

>>54114948
Just imagine what would happen…

[Anonymous No.54114987]

>>54114948
Explains why shit banks got shrekd. No more working poor to parasitize with payday loans.

[Anonymous No.54114994]

>>54114911
>Mods, can you PLEASE do something about the off-topic ukraine-russia spammers?

[Anonymous No.54114996]

>>54114948
How do you prove you are black?

[Anonymous No.54115001]

>>54114137
>>54112433
>>54114233
I optimized and completed the story from the previous thread. I hope you guys like it :^)

Take a break from trading for a moment. Just buy some AMD and read this story while you effortlessly make money as it continues to skyrocket. Be inspired by AI.

[Anonymous No.54115004]

>>54114987
every single black would go through that $5m inside of 6 months

[Anonymous No.54115012]

>>54114894
These memes

[Anonymous No.54115015]

>>54114137
WHY IS THE VIX DUMPING SO HARD

[Anonymous No.54115016]

>>54114948
WFC actually did this with mortgages... No way that goes tits up.

[Anonymous No.54115027]

>>54115004
Bullish

[Anonymous No.54115031]

>>54114943
Maybe for a startup where a many fold increase in earnings is plausible. Not for NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54115033]

>>54114338
You'll bend over if they change tune on one issue
You and 90% of the site showed how easy it is to manipulate you into praising globohomo if they do it. Zogwarts Legacy/Rowling :^)

[Anonymous No.54115036]

>>54114870
Nvida is hella undervalued here. I think I'm grabbing some more shares and a call.

[Anonymous No.54115043]

>>54114981
don't forget you boots and a hammer SGT!

[Anonymous No.54115054]

>>54115004
3.
Shaq got 10 Million after taxes in June of his first year and spent it all before the end of the summer.

[Anonymous No.54115059]

>>54114886
CRM has a p/e of 800 or something

[Anonymous No.54115060]

>>54114137
based and no tengo no dinero pilled OP

[Anonymous No.54115063]

>>54115015
People are getting shaken out of puts

[Anonymous No.54115067]

>>54114911
>>54114911
>>54114911

[Anonymous No.54115081]

>>54115015
The end of the world failed to materialize as feared.

[Anonymous No.54115085]

>>54115059
Correct. It's a fucking retarded value trap

[Anonymous No.54115089]

>>54115015
return to Jerome's not so wild ride
>captcha: SWMG4Y

[Anonymous No.54115096]

Prove to me that this isn't just a ton of short covering.

[Anonymous No.54115104]

so the largest bank failure in a generation was a nothingburger after all

[Anonymous No.54115108]

>>54115096
>short covering
that implies that shorts don't see it going lower?? you know that right???

[Anonymous No.54115111]

What will the shitposters do when their jobs are taken by novel AI? I feel like it's already happened.

[Anonymous No.54115114]

>>54115096
there is a ton of that but also, get this...

>PEOPLE THINK THE HIKES WILL STOP!
4chan trolls, i tell you what...

[Anonymous No.54115115]

We close flat.

[Anonymous No.54115123]

>>54114948
Do it

[Anonymous No.54115125]

OH MY GOD
I AM
SLŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪRPING

[Anonymous No.54115128]

>>54115104
it's been handled
say thank you and move along

[Anonymous No.54115134]

>>54115016
>Companies get pushed to give mortgages to subprime lenders (ie brown people, women, H1B workers)
>It leads to a crash and financial crisis
>Helicopter money saves them
>Now years later they do it to themselves again on their own pushed by ESG
Amazing

[Anonymous No.54115136]

>>54115115
just like my highschool girlfriend...

[Anonymous No.54115137]

>>54115104
>in a generation
You must be 18 years or older to use 4channel.org

[Anonymous No.54115138]

>>54115111
>novel AI
the devs will never release modules v2. forever gpt2 quality generations.

[Anonymous No.54115143]

>>54115096
check the dark pools

[Anonymous No.54115149]

>>54115104
You can thank the fed again :)

[Anonymous No.54115150]

>>54114948
call yourself a taskforce and you actually sound like youre important.
Soxl Taskforce recommends USA to sabotage Chinese semiconductor factories.

[Anonymous No.54115155]

>>54114870
>Up 70%
AI is priced in my guy

[Doctor (md) (yale) (med school) (MBA) (PHD) No.54115166]

>>54115128
I always trust the bank

[Anonymous No.54115169]

>>54114963
>have money
>not bobo
True can confirm

[Anonymous No.54115177]

>>54115137
funny, i had to interact with some familial zoomers and after a couple days of seeing their tiktok adhd antics I have never felt better about being old
wanting to be 20 again in middle age was a psy-op all along

[Anonymous No.54115182]

>>54115111
They will get an actual job involving some manual labor

[Anonymous No.54115194]

ZIM bros, are they gonna float my divy on a charter? It's gonna be so big, I don't think the internet tubes can handle!

[Anonymous No.54115203]

>>54115111
>>54115182


Wait until they find out how low all the immigrants the let in have pushed down everyone's salaries...

[Anonymous No.54115204]

>>54115166
don't fight the fed
people who do have a tendency to disappear

[Anonymous No.54115206]

So what's the verdict, is the bank stuff gonna affect fed policy this year? Part of me feels like pricing in no hikes and cuts by the end of the year and the fed not giving a fuck is gonna throw a real wrench in the market.

[Anonymous No.54115213]

Should I sell all of my stocks?
Bank collapses usually indicate a massive crash over the next season

[Anonymous No.54115217]

>>54115033
What? I'm not pro-Russia. Being critical of DND/CAF recruiting methods and policies because I actually don't want to see it fail, doesn't mean I'm some vatnigger. I'm long SKYT for a reason.

[Anonymous No.54115229]

nice, i timed the top of SOXL for the day.

[Anonymous No.54115231]

>>54115213
You have a better chance have being happy with your money.

[Anonymous No.54115232]

>>54115096
The bear thesis is that the fed will issue a projected terminal interest rate higher than what most people currently think it will or should be. Ergo, short covering would be next week. No, this rally is just delusional speculators thinking that the fed averting financial collapse means that they're going to switch to quantitative easing.

[Anonymous No.54115236]

>>54115206
Fed will continue to raise rates
25bps coming

[Anonymous No.54115244]

>>54115213
Unimaginative design. Spergs need something like this if they want to take their pills.

[Anonymous No.54115249]

>>54115111
Get a new job created from the economic boom caused by automation
There's no proof AI will be any different than past industrial revolutions except "experts" saying it will be
That being said, I wouldn't mind being a NEET again

[Anonymous No.54115260]

>>54114505
Hope those are at least two weeks out unironically

[Anonymous No.54115267]

AAAAAAAAA anyone?

[Anonymous No.54115272]

>>54115213
a dispenser is a good idea for an old fart that has 10 pfizers to take per day but, being america, its got to be ridiculously over the top expensive so lets check it out
>99.99 price
not bad
>with a 49.99 monthly subscription fee
lmao

[Anonymous No.54115278]

>>54115206
>>54115236
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
>went from 50 and 75 bepis rape hikes to 25 bepis or maybe even 0 bepis
yeah it's been affected
>queue pivoooters posting

[Anonymous No.54115284]

>>54115206
>Part of me feels like pricing in no hikes and cuts by the end of the year and the fed not giving a fuck is gonna throw a real wrench in the market.
I mean it should, but the market just keeps ignoring all the fed officials explicitly saying "higher for longer". Maybe they'll also ignore when the rates are actually hiked more and when the dot plot is set at 6%.

[Anonymous No.54115288]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54115295]

>>54115213
>Bank collapses
Who? SVB? Peanuts.

[Anonymous No.54115296]

Add BOIL calls or not?

[Anonymous No.54115303]

>>54115278
It hasn't been affected. Retarded bulls just claim that it should be.

[Anonymous No.54115304]

>>54115288
thank you, thank you. thats more like it.

[Anonymous No.54115308]

>META is firing 10k more programmers
its over AI won

[Anonymous No.54115315]

>>54114963
>t. can't go back above the blue line

[Anonymous No.54115326]

>>54115108
No, no, they're just moving to SECRET short positions. Dark shorts.

[Anonymous No.54115328]

>>54115001
HAHAHA

Great story ai.

needed more da da da

[Anonymous No.54115330]

Who would even bail out Credit Suisse if they're not under US or EU jurisdiction?

[Anonymous No.54115334]

>>54115308
Zuck is abandoning Metaverse garbage. What the fuck they spent the money "developing" I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.54115335]

>Simple two hike shot- i mean rate hike to stop inflation at 5% and back to normal
>Just one more booster- I mean rate hike and we pivot!
>Just a 2nd booster- I mean rate hike and inflation will reverse
>Just a 3rd booster- I mean rate hike and inflation will stop
>Just a 4th booster- I mean rate hike and inflation will cool
>Just a 5th booster- I mean rate hike and we stop and pivot!
>Just a quarterly booster I mean rate hike and we...
[Market Dies suddenly]
>Experts are baffled why inflation wont stop... and its NOT what you think it is. Here is what you need to know:

[Anonymous No.54115340]

>>54115303
except it has, higher hikes are now not even a probability
25 bepis max
do not pass go, bobo, do not collect $200

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54115341]

>>54115308
facebook is going to be a thing of the past. everybody is on truth social and tiktok these days.

[Anonymous No.54115345]

>>54115308
bullish, 20% pump

and then i actually look it up and it is pumping you cant even outshitpost this market in 2023

[Anonymous No.54115348]

>>54115308
Maybe they can go back to customer service so I can get my login info for my old Instagram account.
>>54115249
For me, I'll enjoy becumming a fembot masseuse.

[Anonymous No.54115354]

>>54114948
what did I miss

[Anonymous No.54115361]

>>54115063
im a bit new to all this. you are saying people are getting shaken out of the puts bought at the dip because the marketing is bouncing up? did i understand correctly?

[Anonymous No.54115363]

>>54115326
I hope he actually sold his GME. what was he at like $20mm+ at one point?

[Anonymous No.54115368]

>>54115308
What do they Learn to do now?

[Anonymous No.54115378]

>>54115340
The fed futures are not run by the fed members you fucking retard. That said, I do expect .25, but a much higher terminal rate than is currently expected.

[Anonymous No.54115380]

>>54115330
Why didn't the share price do anything much today?

[Anonymous No.54115382]

>>54115354
california is injecting some inflation via reparations
https://apnews.com/article/san-francisco-black-reparations-5-million-36899f7974c751950a8ce0e444f86189

[Anonymous No.54115383]

>>54115114
Goldman Sachs, versus... the futures markets, which are currently betting on a 77.5% chance of a 25-point hike. Hmm.

[Anonymous No.54115384]

>>54115368
manufacturing jobs are coming back baby, learn 2 weld. The shittier the job the later it will be automated (doubly so if its badly paid since theres less incentive to automate it fast)

[Anonymous No.54115385]

>>54115368
Mine coal

[Anonymous No.54115386]

>>54115334
We saw demo footage of the metaverse? Didn’t look like they spent that much

[Anonymous No.54115389]

>>54115354
Race-baiting /pol/tard trying to FUD with the greatest bull signal since bidenbux.

[Anonymous No.54115399]

>janny removes post about reparations, which has huge financial ramifications
>leaves up all the /pol/ tranny talk
you get what you pay for

[Anonymous No.54115402]

kek they refuse to let this market fall, incredible dedication

[Anonymous No.54115404]

>>54115383
>Goldman Sachs says:
Nah.

[Anonymous No.54115405]

>>54114948
>news was deleted

uhhhh what?

[Anonymous No.54115418]

>>54115389
sorry the mods disagreed with you janny
MODS=GODS

[Anonymous No.54115426]

>>54115399
1 whole minute? You can’t even make more than one post per minute

[Anonymous No.54115429]

>>54115389
Nothing says bull signal like half a percent inflation in a month.

[Anonymous No.54115434]

>>54115383
Have the futures markets ever not been clobbered? No.

[Anonymous No.54115436]

>>54115389
>greatest bull signal
Sadly true.

[Anonymous No.54115441]

>>54115267
>>54115288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hD6jtxtYkU

[Anonymous No.54115442]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEVPKuxkWzA

[Anonymous No.54115444]

>>54114380
Not really

[Anonymous No.54115454]

bear bros I don't feel so good..

[Anonymous No.54115461]

>>54115363
I remember an article saying he was up about $14 million at one point. I think some was in call options, which expire eventually. Did he sell the options or exercise them? What did he do with the shares? I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.54115473]

>>54115386
>Didn’t look like they spent that much
im sure they have absolutely exquisite metrics to track dissent in realtime after analyzing the responses to covid/jan6/vaccines/putler
>they "trust me" dumbfucks
hope none of you helped program the metaverse

[Anonymous No.54115488]

>>54115328
If you've got a good /smg/-related premise let me know and I'll see what I can get out of it.

[Anonymous No.54115490]

>>54115335
quite good/10

[Anonymous No.54115492]

>>54115389
Economy will be in the shitter by August thanks for playing goyim

[Anonymous No.54115501]

>>54115461
He exercised the options. Don’t know what he did with the shares.

[Anonymous No.54115505]

>>54114442
What ticker is this "Putin" you are talking about?

[Anonymous No.54115513]

>>54115330
member Deutsche any day now?

[Anonymous No.54115517]

>>54115308
>musk fires 3/4s of the company
>literally nothing changes with the bird
social media hods talented programmers and keeps them idle. this is a good thing for the real economy. they will go out and be productive.

[Anonymous No.54115518]

If dubs, tomorrow erases all today's gains.

[Anonymous No.54115522]

>WSJ getting spitroasted on Twitter because of muh racisms
Heh

[Anonymous No.54115537]

>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

>>54115442
soft landing

[Anonymous No.54115543]

>I'M A BOBO GIRL
>IN THE BOBO WORLD
>SHORTING NASDAQ
>IT'S FANTAST-ACK

[Anonymous No.54115547]

>>54115518
*all of

[Anonymous No.54115551]

>>54115361
>marketing
meant market

[Anonymous No.54115555]

I am at the gym but thought I would let you guys know I bought more puts at 3930. Last CPI was exactly the same
>bad print
>bull posting
>exit pump
>heemed off a cliff for a month

[Anonymous No.54115557]

so the market thinks the rising rates are over?

[Anonymous No.54115560]

>Tells you exactly what he wants to do
>Tells you what he'll do if things stay the same
>Tells you what he'll do if things change
>Does this every month
>People still act surprised/confused
I get why it happens, but I don't get why it would keep happening.

[Anonymous No.54115561]

>>54115522
Based

[Anonymous No.54115566]

whats it feel like to have a soft landing irl?

[Anonymous No.54115568]

>>54115518
If trips the kikes die as well

[Anonymous No.54115569]

>>54115543
>>IN THE FINANCIAL WORLD
ftfy

[Anonymous No.54115570]

people talk shit about my trading style but i have yet to have a red year. my strategy of doing no research whatsoever, going all-in on every trade, selling when my gut tells me to, and only using biz to get news has yet to fail me.

[Anonymous No.54115583]

>>54115345
AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54115590]

>>54115557
No... but it’s happy with the next 25bps and the one after that

[Anonymous No.54115596]

>>54115569
>what is metering
>what is pattern

[Anonymous No.54115598]

I bought WAL for $12

[Anonymous No.54115599]

>>54115517
>believing the official narrative for nu-twatter
ah yes, savior messiah musk, with his pentagram avatar "halloween costume"
opening up the platform for dissenters to self incriminate and be catagorized and analyzed in time for the next color revolution

[Anonymous No.54115608]

>>54115555
wasted. crop your shit next time

[Anonymous No.54115611]

>>54115590
>and the one after that
FED will pause after march until autumn.

[Anonymous No.54115615]

>>54115143
I don't know how.

[Anonymous No.54115616]

>>54115555
Dont be posting that white woman shit here. Also nice quads

[Anonymous No.54115626]

>>54115522
I'm not saying "X", but "X"
>Checks Cash Flow, Balance Sheet, and Income sheet
>No that's raciest and so are these numbers...

[Anonymous No.54115630]

>>54114442
it's funny. i've been watching The Firing Line and looking at all these shills promising world leaders are actually very unpopular and will soon be overthrown by their people. Castro, Mao, the Iran muslim-pope guy.
This was all in the 70s. Literally nothing ever happened to a one of those people. It's all a fantasy.

[Anonymous No.54115636]

>>54115599
Day of the wok coming soon

[Anonymous No.54115641]

>>54115598
How long is your penis?

[Anonymous No.54115642]

>>54115557
"Inflation is as hot as expected" means the Fed will do what they said they'd do and hike.

[Anonymous No.54115643]

>>54115522
post some examples if any are funny or at least ironic.

>I'm not saying 12 white men would have avoided this mess, but... 12 white men probably would have avoided this mess.

[Anonymous No.54115649]

CS is STILL red despite this market-wide retard pump

[Anonymous No.54115650]

US drones shot down by russians in the black sea

[Anonymous No.54115653]

Why keep this thread? Just move to r/wallstreetbets already

[Anonymous No.54115660]

>>54115630
Putin will be killed by Chechens so they can fully ass blast Ukraine

[Anonymous No.54115669]

>>54114690
this thing is literally 30 years old

[lyrical gangsta No.54115672]

>>54115596
you keep on being a bobo girl in a bobo world, faggot.
yet my vastly superior lyrical prowess reigns supreme.

[Anonymous No.54115675]

>>54115599
the revolution has been 2 more weeks away since the 30s, disco Elysium enjoyer. nothing ever happens. it is a fact that twitter was overstaffed. i don't particularly like musk or think much of him other than as a clever marketer.

[Anonymous No.54115677]

>>54115653
i can't say nigger over there though. also i don't want to make an account i gotta sign into and get tracked.

[Anonymous No.54115678]

>>54115650
US-made, not US.

[Anonymous No.54115712]

>>54115611
>Oh sweetie, you haven't had your quarterly booster- I mean rate hike? Don't you know that reaching the goal of 5% inflation means we need to do our part and take quarterly boost- I mean rate hikes? This IS the new normal, Isnt it great?!

[Anonymous No.54115714]

>>54115334
>abandoning Metaverse
Embarrassing, especially since they changed their name to Meta Platforms.

[Anonymous No.54115716]

>>54115669
simpler times.

[Anonymous No.54115717]

>>54115669
>scene girl gf with invader zim pajama pants
i want to go back

[Anonymous No.54115719]

>>54115718

>>54115718

>>54115718

[Anonymous No.54115720]

>>54115678
Source
>>54115650
Make and model by chance?

[Anonymous No.54115721]

Going to Wingstop soon to do some diligence on WING. Opens at 11 AM. I'll be the first customer.

[Anonymous No.54115725]

>>54115712

[Anonymous No.54115733]

>>54115598
nice fren I was shilling it yesterday hope that helped some people out

[Anonymous No.54115735]

>>54115630
It's not funny. The midget, for a desire to get more attention than the Kremlin deserves, has killed nearly half a million, and wounded at least a million.
And the Kremlin around him is calling for literal genocide. Not kinda, not sorta, death to all Ukrainians, nuclear if necessary.
Why?
Because Ukraine dared to think they wanted better economic conditions and security from being invaded by a neighbor with a history of invading.

Consider the implications.
I don't give a shit what CBS said in 1985.

[Anonymous No.54115734]

>>54115720
https://www.barrons.com/news/incident-involving-us-made-drone-over-black-sea-military-sources-9cc2c890

[Anonymous No.54115736]

>>54115649
yessir
waiting for the shoe to drop

[Anonymous No.54115740]

>>54115721
Noice, too bad they changed their ingredients years ago and their wings have been shit since.

[Anonymous No.54115749]

WHAT THE FUCFKWAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54115751]

>>54115717
the good times are truly over

[Anonymous No.54115752]

>>54115714
The was probably the top signal. I dodged a bullet not buying at 300 way back when.

[Anonymous No.54115758]

>>54115740
What ingredients did they change?

[Anonymous No.54115765]

https://twitter.com/GRDecter/status/1635322707746357254

Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.54115768]

>>54115734
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.54115780]

I solded

[Anonymous No.54115786]

>>54115719
Don’t post in this.
Someone make a new thread

[Anonymous No.54115802]

>>54115765
>when they get what they fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.54115808]

>>54115758
Hell I dont know, I just know when Wingstops first started cropping up, their shit was good, now the ingredients just taste low quality to me.

[Anonymous No.54115810]

>>54115735
"Ukraine" should have worked on peace instead of war, hatred, and bigotry.

[Anonymous No.54115833]

>>54115808
Think. Hard. before It's too late. Because I'm leaving For WING soon.

[Anonymous No.54115856]

>>54115733
I literally just bought the most volatile stock according to finviz front page after hearing this news about regional banks

[Anonymous No.54115866]

>>54115833
Just get the sweet and spicy flavor, it's still good

[Anonymous No.54115867]

>>54115833
Average Americans will eat it so im sure your investment is ultimately fine anon. I just personally arent crazy about it, next time you want good wings get some mango habanero at Dominos. Not kidding.

[Anonymous No.54115885]

>>54115863

Real thread

[Anonymous No.54115957]

>>54115081
thus far

[Anonymous No.54115975]

>>54114921
Cathie Would if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.54115991]

>>54115104
2nd and 3rd largest bank failures in US history in one weekend. The ramifications are far from realized and the consequences will never be the same (and that's actually literally so).

[Anonymous No.54115998]

>>54115810
Bigotry is based fuck brown people you massive faggot go back to r/politics

[Anonymous No.54116015]

>>54114911
DO YOUR JOB JANNIES

[Anonymous No.54116254]

I solded.

Time to have a vacation.

[Anonymous No.54116928]

>>54116914
>>54116914
>>54116914
the real /smg/