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>don't fap for a week or 2
>crypto goes up
>fap 2x a day for a week
>crypto goes down
>stop fapping for 2 days now
>crypto going back up
why has god given me this responsibility?

>> No.54109490

>>54109486
what happens if you eat your cum?

>> No.54109492

>>54109486
>mental illness the post

>> No.54109501

>>54109490
I'm scared of what could be unleashed then...

>> No.54109505

>>54109486
For me, it was coitus with a woman and we would dump every time

>> No.54109516

>>54109486
>make massive shorts
>fap furiously
>win life

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54109519

Same but it goes down after my weekly buys (weekends usually)

>> No.54109524

>>54109492
I don't think so, i've seen this several times myself. I think anyone who gets on /biz /too long jerks off synchronistic like a hive mind

>>54109501
Try it! We may never get another golden bull run unless you eat your cum anon.