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>> No.54107050

>>54107016
>there were holes in our reporting, like suisse cheese...

>> No.54107068

>>54107050
CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54107077

>>54107016
it's not lying
it's
>material weaknesses in reporting

>> No.54107087

>>54107016
kek

>> No.54107097
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>>54107077
Remember that this was the news surrounding them just a few days ago. Credit Suisse has been festering with yuropoor corruption for a decade now.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/09/credit-suisse-to-delay-its-2022-annual-report-after-a-late-call-with-the-sec.html

>> No.54107109

>>54107016
Wow it is over fr fr

>> No.54107114

Is this the real happening?
$1.7 trillion seems like it could actually collapse the house of cards

>> No.54107133

>>54107097
Thanks god I'm at UBS

>> No.54107342

>>54107016
Charles Schwab must be happy that even if it gets worse for them there will be another CS bank failure to obfuscate things.

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>> No.54107386

#banksarebankrupt

>> No.54107394

Just when I thought I was out.. they pull me back in

>> No.54107396

>>54107016
DEBIT SUSSIE XD

>> No.54107404
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>>54107016

>> No.54107434

>>54107396
>>54107404
based accountants

>> No.54107443

>>54107114
No problem, we can just print more dollarydoos kek

>> No.54107476

>>54107016
>two more weeks

>> No.54107507

>>54107114
of course not, we'll just tax the poor harder HAHAHA
https://youtu.be/1X5wqw9dM5k

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>>54107016
we trusted a corp called credit SUSSY with our entire financial industry

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>>54107016
nice link OP.
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1635529976845049856?cxt=HHwWgIDRlaf2yLItAAAA

>>54107542
The jokes from 50yo zoomers in the future will be unbearable

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>>54107016

>> No.54108164

I am happy with the current thing. The happier I am, the angrier it makes pol. When pol reaches peak anger, the world is a paradise.

>> No.54108185

can they fucking die already so we can start healing?
just kill every single exec from credit suisse on the streets already

>> No.54108208

>>54108164
that's because you're a nigger

>> No.54108726

>>54107050
One who puns would pick a pocket

>> No.54108731

>>54107050
oh man