/smg/ stoned mrkt gnrl

[/smg/ stoned mrkt gnrl No.54105318]

You Bought Puts Right Anon? Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>54103222

[Anonymous No.54105334]

Eternal crab

[Anonymous No.54105337]

the dead cat bounce will last until may

[Anonymous No.54105345]

Reminder that feds are running bullish damage control psyops in these threads.

[Anonymous No.54105351]

My last two digits with a dot in between will be the inflation print tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54105352]

>>54105318
No

[Anonymous No.54105363]

>>54105318
Can someone give us updates on this shit? >>54103338
>https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html

[Anonymous No.54105369]

>>54105351
Based
>>54105352
Fag

[Anonymous No.54105370]

>>54105345
The bullish posters ITT saying "nothing is wrong" aren't real people.

[Anonymous No.54105373]

>>54105345
I am fully convinced two thirds of posts in this general are either damage control by domestic parties, psyop attempts by foreign ones, or institutions pushing dogshit and the complete opposite of their positions.

[Anonymous No.54105376]

>>54105318
soooo.... what happens next?

[Anonymous No.54105378]

>>54105352
check the 1w moving average convergence divergence

[Anonymous No.54105381]

>>54105345
>>54105370
The entire system is FUCKED and they're trying to pacify the public through internet psyops.

[Anonymous No.54105382]

>>54105369
MoM

[Anonymous No.54105388]

>>54105376
we get less sleep

[Anonymous No.54105398]

>>54105369
came to this thread expecting cute anime market girls
I am disappoint

[Anonymous No.54105399]

>>54105381
QUICK EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN PULL OUT YOUR CASH FROM EVERY BANK IT'S REALLY A GOOD IDEA
>>>/PMG/

[Anonymous No.54105401]

Serious Question:
Should I buy ZIM for the 30% dividend?
Should I consider sipping regionals with decent balance sheets?

[Anonymous No.54105412]

>>54105399
lol. it's funny watching your shitty operation try to tank US banks. it might work, but it's still hilariously bad.

[Anonymous No.54105415]

>>54105401
ya missed the special dividend anon, when announced it's too late

[Anonymous No.54105420]

>>54105415
Naw, it's upcoming, and it's not special, it's usual quarterly. They just don't have a set.

[Anonymous No.54105427]

Reminder: if you're so sure that the major banks are going to collapse and that people saying otherwise are glowies or Jews, you better back that shit up with a short position.
If you're not willing to put your financial future on the line for what should be easy money then we all know you're a Jew trying to scare anons out of the market.
Post that put.

[Anonymous No.54105429]

>>54105381
>inciting a bank run really is a crime
>all of my posts really were reported
ACK

[Anonymous No.54105432]

Thoughts on EURUSD?

[Anonymous No.54105435]

>>54105412
i'm of the opinion that your "cash" is safe in a legacy bank, and yellen basically insured the entire 9t banking system with svb non-bailout. why won't msm report on it? because this is a rare time where panic is not conducive.

[Anonymous No.54105439]

Why isn't society collapsing?

[Anonymous No.54105444]

>>54105158

[Anonymous No.54105449]

>>54105420
welp you got eleven days, has chasing yield worked out well so far?

[Anonymous No.54105451]

>>54105432
who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.54105453]

Did the CPI leak yet

[Anonymous No.54105455]

regional banks are going to retard pump tomorrow. just a heads up.

[Anonymous No.54105462]

>>54105444
based

[Anonymous No.54105468]

>>54105318
rates still going up?
wouldn't that spike the VIX if they kept raising rates at this point?
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/13/something-broke-but-the-fed-is-still-expected-to-go-through-with-rate-hikes.html

[Anonymous No.54105474]

>>54105412
>>54105427
>>54105429
>>54105439
>all these seething troons
Shilling on 4chan won't fix the financial system.

[Anonymous No.54105477]

>>54105468
30 today wasn't a spike?

[Anonymous No.54105480]

>>54105451
I do you fucking nigger. If I want to talk about the euro or USD then I will. Look the other way if you don't like it faggot.

[Anonymous No.54105483]

>>54105477
im talking like 50-70 range
like a full on crash

[Anonymous No.54105485]

>>54105474
What am I shilling?

[Anonymous No.54105490]

>>54105480
imagine wanting to talk about something that barely moves. off yourself

[Anonymous No.54105494]

>>54105449
I'm glad you asked.
No. 4 out of 5 it's burned me badly.
But it's hard to say considering their history of dividend size and their book value.
This is a 30% dividend in a single Q. Last year they paid 144% of current stock price in divy. It's sick how much money they give away. Next year the expectations are shit for earnings, near break even. So probably not much in divy. But I still get at least 30% if I hold through the entire year and shipping turns around. And then I'm set up to get even more.
I guess there's the option of buying this "rumor" and selling the "news."

[Anonymous No.54105496]

>>54105483
historically pivots happen at vix 40, not saying it can't go higher but

[Anonymous No.54105500]

>>54105485
>just trust the experts goy, Lehman is sound!

[Anonymous No.54105510]

>>54105494
good luck!

[Anonymous No.54105513]

>>54105490
>ZOOM ZOOM WANT BIG MOVE NOW
>what is leverage
>what is swing trading
Go drink some high fructose corn syrup and listen to niggers mumbling.

[Anonymous No.54105519]

>>54105496
Historically pivots on VIX happen whenever I enter a VIX related Leveraged ETF.

[Anonymous No.54105523]

>>54105513
let's swing

[Anonymous No.54105525]

>>54105500
Nah. I'm telling you that if you're so sure the experts are wrong then you're retarded to not take the free money. Short jpm on margin. Post it here so we know you're not just some broke faggot.
Post it here so we'll know in a week you'll be broke regardless.

[Anonymous No.54105527]

>>54105513
enjoy being 100% manipulated by some jews, retard

[Anonymous No.54105534]

i wanted more destruction. did the fed really cork the hole?

[Anonymous No.54105536]

i miss her so much bros

[Anonymous No.54105537]

I can't stop contemplating my own mortality

[Anonymous No.54105538]

>>54105525
Already did, faggot.

[Anonymous No.54105542]

>>54105536
She's dead and she's not coming back. Fuck her. Move on.

[Anonymous No.54105550]

>>54105538
That's just an inverse position. Buy margin calls expiring at the end of the week on that since you're so sure. You'll be a millionaire over night.

[Anonymous No.54105552]

I’ve been away from /smg/ the past few days but buying and holding Super Regional Banks is the play now, right?

Picking up some ZION and TFC shares and forgetting about them for a few years seems like a no-brainer because you are getting a geographic/demographic play at the same time. I’ll hang up and listen

[Anonymous No.54105567]

>>54105537
time is a flat circle anon don't worry

[Anonymous No.54105569]

>>54105550
3x leveraged inverse with broad exposure to the banking industry. When CS folds, things go nuclear.

>>54105552
>reddit spacing
>hey fellow goys, come buy some shares of my failing banks xD

[Anonymous No.54105570]

>>54105494
Friendly reminder that ZIM dividends have 25% of payment withheld as a tax to the jews of Israel. There is no getting around this tax.

Whenever you look at ZIM payouts, its best to reduce them by 25% in your head. Perhaps it's cheap enough now to make that tradeoff worth it, but the people who bought last year thinking they'd get 100% back in divvies have gotten fucked by taxes along with a stock price that's declined in lockstep with the payouts. The $27 they've paid last year is only $20 received by shareholders.

[Anonymous No.54105576]

So, it has been a while since I viewed Biz. Still a newbie to all things stocks. Just wanted to ask about the current watch list of stocks I have.
>What should I remove?
>What should I add, or what to optimize on (incase theres an etf for a bunch of stocks listed)
Or other suggestions? Again, have not put any money into stocks yet, just more or less wanting to know what to get in; given the current trading climate.
Baseline Stocks
>VOO
>SPY
>TQQQ
>UPRO
Blackrock stocks
>BLK
>IYK
>IVV
>IJH
>IJR
Misc Stocks
>COST
>SJIM

Also, another question. But I've been eyeing on energy stocks as well. Should I go for uranium stocks/etf? Or another type of energy stock? Sorry if the list, or even if the questions, are bad. Also for context on the costco pick. It's more or less there, because I work there, atm. Don't know if I should have it, since I want to make a 401k from them.

>Ps I aim to more or less go for medium to long term investing. No clue how to properly do Options or Puts. Seems that one needs to already have alot of money to do so "safely". I more or less dont want to have 50 dollars left, before payday. And at least have something to put to the side.

[Anonymous No.54105577]

>>54105567
a cosine wave is a flat circle, time is always moving forward.

[Anonymous No.54105581]

>>54105569
Good luck with that. At least you can sell tomorrow when you're down 10% and we'll never know

[Anonymous No.54105583]

should I mastebate or go to bed?

[Anonymous No.54105588]

>>54105581
I'm holding until the market (nominally) bottoms due to hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.54105589]

>>54105576
>SJIM
based, holy based even

[Anonymous No.54105596]

>>54105527
>the most liquid ticker in the world with approximately 800 billion worth in daily transactions is manipulated, definitely not my stocks

[Anonymous No.54105601]

>>54105583
You should go to bed and masturbate.

[Anonymous No.54105602]

>>54105365
>yikes hows diabetes going?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VwJ9Mnzul8o&feature=shares

[Anonymous No.54105605]

>>54105570
So 100% divy return rate, at current price, with a book value of $47 before this morning's Conference call. If they with-hold then I don't have to do any paperwork. I can appreciate theat.
I admit, the fact that they only made somewhere between 3 and 4.50EPS and are paying out 6.40 makes me nervous. Their book value must be written on a rubber band.

[Anonymous No.54105606]

>>54105376
Gotta go down and test support i think.

[Anonymous No.54105609]

hmm

[VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED No.54105614]

>>54105427
>Reminder: if you're so sure that the major banks are going to collapse and that people saying otherwise are glowies or Jews, you better back that shit up with a short position.
>If you're not willing to put your financial future on the line for what should be easy money then we all know you're a Jew trying to scare anons out of the market.
>Post that put

[Anonymous No.54105634]

>>54105569
How are you going to cash out your trade when Schwab goes under next week then?

[Anonymous No.54105644]

>>54105634
I'm in the process of transferring to Vanguard.

[Anonymous No.54105646]

>>54105496
is that a drone or two actual planes? how the fuck does that even happen

[Anonymous No.54105653]

Is this futures pump genuine?

[Anonymous No.54105666]

>>54105601
ok

[Anonymous No.54105675]

>>54105653
absolutely not

[Anonymous No.54105681]

>>54105653
when has it ever not?

[Anonymous No.54105686]

>>54105653
It's genuinely going to make me fucking rich, that's what

[Anonymous No.54105688]

>>54105653
EVERYTHING IS FINE

[Anonymous No.54105689]

>>54105646
Pilot error.

[Anonymous No.54105760]

>>54105646
They were two real planes. If I remember correctly, the pilot in the smaller (fighter) was instructed by tower to come up behind the bomber and fly in formation, but was given wrong information about how far away they were from each other. And because of where the pilot sits in the fighter, the entire bomber was essentially in a massive blind spot until the last moment.

[Anonymous No.54105780]

>>54105583

What did you decide? Can we get an update?

[Anonymous No.54105794]

What are some chud stocks I should be looking at?

[Anonymous No.54105801]

PIVOTOOOOORS can now designate some small regional bank as the designated retard to blow up from rampant stupidity and greed. And thus guarantee the pivot.
Long PIVOOOOTTOOOOORSSS
Short literally everything middle class

[Anonymous No.54105815]

>>54105605
I'm not trying to push an opinion whether ZIM is a good buy or not. That depends on where it trades at any given point. Just a warning that any book value, cash on hand, payouts, etc should be discounted by 25% in your mind.

If you do that, you'll get a more accurate picture of what you might actually receive as a shareholder. I see a lot of models valuing ZIM's cash balance as if that someday flows right through to the shareholders modeling it. It doesn't. 25% will always be withheld.
Technically any investor in any company should be adjusting their expectations to account for taxes. Buybacks are the cleanest capital return since there is no tax paid by shareholders unless they can manage to sell at a profit due to the buybacks. A trader that receives a dividend and then sells shares at a loss will still owe taxes on the dividend, the capital loss can never negate that tax - except for the 3k cap loss per year limit.

One exception to all of this is a liquidation distribution or other special dividend that gets considered as return of capital. Those are not taxed.

[Anonymous No.54105816]

>>54105455
Nope

[Anonymous No.54105821]

>>54105794
BNKD, PSLV, SQQQ, MTCH puts, SHE puts

[Anonymous No.54105833]

>m2 money supply decreasing
>inflation gets crushed
>rate hikes/cuts lag the economy 12-18 months
>short lived bulltard rally on the pivot
>earnings start to eat shit because of past rate hikes
>stocks bleed out in the second half of the year
Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.54105837]

>>54105821
>>54105794
Also FNGD and NANC.

[Anonymous No.54105843]

>>54105653
Expect a lot of flailing around in coming days. The SVB thing was not anticipated and lots of money is trying to reposition.

[Anonymous No.54105846]

>>54105815
Thanks anon, I'll try to remember that.

[Anonymous No.54105849]

>>54105653
yes just like sunday's

[Anonymous No.54105856]

>>54105609
Because nobody carries a ruler anymore, that nerd shit belongs back in the 80s

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.54105864]

>>54105576
autobuy voo and never look at anything stock related on the internet ever again

[Anonymous No.54105866]

Stupid ass bear get the fuck off the computer.

[Anonymous No.54105869]

Bull bros............do you feel it....

[Anonymous No.54105871]

Inflation gon' go down cause they cut our EBT

[Anonymous No.54105873]

So the Biden admin has tried to use
>The Ukraine War
And
>pulled a favor to crash SVB, oopsie poopsie
All just so they can try and scare Powpow out of rate hikes.
Whats next smiggers?

[Anonymous No.54105874]

>>54105869
Oh you're gonna feel it...

[Anonymous No.54105876]

Stop moving so fast I can't keep up. WHAT IS GOING OOOONNNNNN!?!?!

[Anonymous No.54105879]

>>54105363
after some googling:
https://twitter.com/dharmatrade/status/1635376001025994753
not sure if I'm reading picrel correctly, but my interpretation is: the fed had to inject a lot of money to prevent a huge crash.

[Anonymous No.54105890]

>>54105866
You look like a middle aged lesbian with terrible makeup application and blending skills.

[Anonymous No.54105894]

>>54105871
*inflation gon' go down cuz dey cut our EBT

[Anonymous No.54105896]

>>54105879
it's not really "a lot", liquidity has been going sideways for the last 6 months along with the market
we really need another big tightening event to drag down liquidity

[Anonymous No.54105919]

REMEMBER ON FRIDAY BIDEN SAID HE IS CONFIDENT THAT CPI WILL BE IN “GOOD SHAPE” NEXT WEEK

THE CPI COMES OUT AT 8:30 AM EST TOMORROW AND THE WHITE HOUSE IS GIVEN THE EXACT NUMBER DAYS BEFORE

[Anonymous No.54105936]

https://twitter.com/demk0814/status/1635484346160402433?s=20 I think I'll start inversing the Kurumi-chan author

[Anonymous No.54105942]

>>54105879
is this graph you just posted up-to-date from today? If his thesis is correct the market is going to GIGA pump in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54105945]

>>54105552
Bear case on regionals:
>People might actually be bankrunning them as JPM-type megabanks hoover up accounts and deposits. Even if this doesn't drive them under, it does force them to shrink.
>The FDIC aren't jannies, they don't do it for free. Part of the SVB bailout is an increased levy on banks
>Our economy is shit, getting shitter, and has a bunch of consumers who just got Great Depression PTSD by reading headlines with the words "bank run". Good luck making loans in that environment.

[Anonymous No.54105948]

>>54105919
What if sleepy Joe forgot that higher number was bad? I wouldn't put it past him.

[Anonymous No.54105960]

>>54105837
>NANC
The chud approach would actually be KRUZ calls and NANC puts. Republicans are better investors than Democrats.

[Anonymous No.54105963]

>>54105948
>me shorting the bottom is not retarded. It's the market that's manipulated and the president is lying.

[Anonymous No.54105969]

>>54105963
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54105971]

>>54105894
Thanks, homie. New phone I stole got whitey autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.54105978]

>>54105963
That one shill from last night gave away how the Obama admin is going to handle the numbers. Something something within historical range.

[Anonymous No.54105982]

>>54105963
I still haven't shorted anything. My work project has been sharting and taking all of my time. This is too peak of clown to make any reasonable move other than hold.

[Anonymous No.54105984]

>>54105873
based biden-sama

[Anonymous No.54105986]

>>54105879
>>54105942
BOJ and PBOC were making waves recently. So you need the updated liquidity model that includes their balance sheets. *Then* you get a spooky good correlation.

[Anonymous No.54106006]

>>54105982
My thoughts exactly. As long as I'm not gambling on some fake government numbers I can still tell myself I'm not an addict.

[Anonymous No.54106022]

But if we open blood red I might take a shot at it

[Anonymous No.54106035]

>>54105896
looks like a big sale? I dunno, but that seems obvious to me.
I don't know much about anything, though. I'm just some rando, hoping I can get the correct model so I can make some money

>>54105986
well, looks like he does have that data, just not up to date:
https://twitter.com/dharmatrade/status/1634528067350855682
not sure what his source is, though

[Anonymous No.54106065]

Inverse cramer is winning

[Anonymous No.54106067]

who else selling puts on banks?

[Anonymous No.54106076]

>>54105794
palantir

[Anonymous No.54106091]

>>54106035
if you cant have present data then its useless.

[Anonymous No.54106097]

>>54106067
Just you, shill.

[Anonymous No.54106115]

>>54106097
Shills cancel out. The Biden camp wants to promote "all is well" while the Goldman crowd wants to incite bank runs to gobble up business.

[Anonymous No.54106116]

>PUTS REDDIT!!!

[Anonymous No.54106129]

>>54106115
Look at how many 1PBTIDs there are in this thread. There is obviously a massive shill campaign going on.

>>54106116
>m-maybe if I try reverse psychology it will save the market ;_;

[Anonymous No.54106141]

reminder if you're anti vaxx or support russia that you don't have critical thinking abilities and should not invest in the stock market. you simply cannot view the world accurately enough to make predictions about future value of companies.

[Anonymous No.54106143]

> he doesn't think the CPI numbers will be cooked in the best possible light
> just revise it a few months later with the real data
We're mooning tomorrow. This is not a guess, or a conspiracy. I've taken my meds (thanks doc, thanks mom) and I can say with 10000% certainty that the numbers will be """good""" tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54106144]

>>54105963
The media/wall street has always used "authority" figures to create liquidity for market makers. Whether or not Sleep joe is lying this time or telling the truth will be revealed in the morning.

[Anonymous No.54106147]

>>54106129
Nah, it's just an exciting event so a bunch of tourists click over to /biz/ and land in /smg/, one of the few threads that's not esoteric crypto shilling and is somewhat related to what they're thinking about.

[Anonymous No.54106156]

>>54106141
Thanks for shilling, just bought more BNKD.

[Anonymous No.54106159]

Anyone else find it funny that Biden said Russias financial system would collapse and then we have back to back failed banks happen? Weird. Weird but fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.54106161]

>>54106065
It's incredible that this only just came online.

[Anonymous No.54106163]

>>54106141
my green portfolio says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.54106188]

>>54105345
Holy shit how is this not all over the news. Never been happier to be a bobo. And yes I'm a psy-op as well.

[Anonymous No.54106190]

>>54106159
Yes, but our financial system is much, MUCH more diverse. So Russia has already lost.

[Anonymous No.54106204]

>>54106159
biden is an old man. he's practically a zombie, controlled by other people. he's simply told to read a script.

[Anonymous No.54106214]

>>54106188
>how is news about them censoring the news not all over the news
We've already lost. For all I know the Silicon Valley Bank depositors were loaded up on a bus and driven into the Pacific Ocean.

[Anonymous No.54106217]

>>54106147
>>54106190
>starts shilling russia-ukraine shit
You're one of them too.

[Anonymous No.54106223]

>>54106190
Having trannies everywhere in our financial system and in our military is not diversity. Its a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.54106231]

>>54106217
No, I'm only paid by Novo Noridsk to shill NVO stock and Wegovy.

Speaking of which, how are all you anons managing your weight? Have you been making your weight loss goals?

[Anonymous No.54106248]

>>54106214
We may not be communist but we might as well be the USSR now with all this gaslighting and psy-ops

[Anonymous No.54106252]

>>54106231
>reddit spacing
Nigger, I look like a fucking greek god.

[Anonymous No.54106278]

>>54106141

[Anonymous No.54106280]

>>54105963
Why in the fuck would that braindead nigger sink his reelection by admitting on national TV the numbers look bad

[Anonymous No.54106282]

>>54106204
He apparently loves being a goy puppet because he wants to run in 2024. I guess he wants to die in office.

[Anonymous No.54106283]

>>54106248
>now
read the real history of your country. the US has been manipulated for many decades by glowies (among others). it's how states build nations...

[Anonymous No.54106300]

Bears get sodomized today.

[Anonymous No.54106302]

>>54106283
Yeah you're probably right. Back before the internet it was super easy to hide because the news was the only source of information you really had. The internet blew up everything.

[Anonymous No.54106306]

>>54105589
Heh, I may be new, But I am more than aware of cramer's pick falling through; via the break room tv. And was aware of the portfolio test of inversing his picks. And now seeing the etf being listed, I want to make sure to hop onto it.
>>54105864
Seems pretty cost-efficient. But idk if picking 1 major etf, is effective in general. Shouldn't I get the other baseline stocks, to not have my eggs in one basket?

[Anonymous No.54106311]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54106316]

>>54106283
>glowies
Name them faggot

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.54106320]

>>54106306
VOO is a basket of 500 companies. Make that the majority of your portfolio and do whatever you want with the rest have some fun you earned it

[Anonymous No.54106333]

>yields

[Anonymous No.54106353]

>>54106316
The ADL

[Anonymous No.54106362]

>>54106320
Oh! That is a good point. Will go for that first, and then the SJIM + COST later on. I appreciate the suggestion anon!

[Anonymous No.54106380]

Just a threadly reminder. Assume all posters are shills or glowies except me. I am the only poster that should be trusted in this general.

[Anonymous No.54106388]

SHE'S LOSING IT

[Anonymous No.54106396]

>>54106380
Its ok. We have seen your penis. You are no threat.

[Anonymous No.54106401]

>>54106300
Again...?

[Anonymous No.54106408]

Banks have no repercussions. Jews really are the lowest form of life.

[Anonymous No.54106416]

We all pretty much agree that banks are going to rally tomorrow right? What's stopping me from pricing in at open and selling by noon? I'm not seeing any convincing arguments that would suggest they'll fall for the 6th day in a row.

[Anonymous No.54106420]

>>54106278
Telling a libshit to face the wall is probably a sexual advance to them

[Anonymous No.54106446]

>>54106396
My rich friends wife donated a bunch of really nice Nike sweatpants to me last weekend. No holes in them. It's all about who you know chud.

[Anonymous No.54106448]

>>54106380
What happened to TRKA?

[Anonymous No.54106459]

>>54106448
It was an obvious PND, that was basically implied. If you didn't get out in time that was your fault. You had over a week.

[Anonymous No.54106463]

>>54106446
Ask them for some furniture as well. Cant hurt to ask.

[Anonymous No.54106469]

>>54106416
>We all pretty much agree that banks are going to rally tomorrow right? What's stopping me from pricing in at open and selling by noon? I'm not seeing any convincing arguments that would suggest they'll fall for the 6th day in a row.

[Anonymous No.54106483]

>>54106416
>Why
All the index etfs have been getting heemed in triple volume.
It'll probably be a crab day as selling pressure gets exhausted

[Anonymous No.54106484]

>>54106459
>It was an obvious PND
So you shilled it. You are a shill. Glad that's been settled.

[Anonymous No.54106493]

>>54105936
Has a right-brained person ever made money trading stocks?

[Anonymous No.54106497]

>>54106469
If singles we crab all day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54106506]

>>54106484
What is it you think we do here. I said here's a stock to make you money just buy. After it went up 100%, why wouldn't you sell? Nothing is ever good enough for you folks is it?

[Anonymous No.54106515]

>>54106463
I've gotten some pretty sweet free furniture from wealthy friends moving into already furnished homes and giving me the shit that was there because they wanted to replace it with nicer shit. This is a winning tactic, and they'd probably rather give it to someone that would use it than pay 200$ to have it hauled to the dump or haul it to a consignment place to get a hundred bucks back.

[Anonymous No.54106518]

Kek, TRKA baggies.

[Anonymous No.54106527]

>>54106518
Kek muh GME tier squeeze

[Anonymous No.54106549]

Downside surprise of cpi today? 6% expecting....but I think might come it about 5.8.....asian cpi recently came out and all surprised to the downside

[Anonymous No.54106559]

>>54106515
Well ask them for a functioning lamp next time :)

[Anonymous No.54106563]

>>54106515
I've given a lot of old, not that nice furniture, to an old family friend for her to sell. She likes selling stuff on FB marketplace for some reason and it gives her something to do. Back during the pandemic when furniture was rare I gave her a $120 mainstays (walmart brand) couch I wore out and sharted on constantly for two years, and she got $110 for it.

[Anonymous No.54106576]

>>54106497
Will almost certainly just crab. Communists are pushing a bankrun narrative thinking it's funny, chuds are going along with it because they hate the current state of things (even if they're passively committing felonies in the process, although they'll never see a charge for it unless they go full retard) and while there was in fact a bailout for banks to guarantee depositors funds the way it was handled wasn't that bad and not nearly as bad as TARP was back in '08. The worst taxpayers got out of the deal was slightly higher service fee percentages and slightly higher flat fees for transfers, and the fed can just hold all the dogshit they bought at face value rather than market value until rates drop sufficient for it to be either profitable or at worst more valuable than it is now by a pretty big margin if they don't just delete it to begin with - fairly certain they can just disappear t-notes and USD bonds since it's basically them buying back shit they originally sold.

On some level I do appreciate foreigners shitting and pissing hard enough to somewhat keep things honest here, and I appreciate everyone being mad enough to make a full retard taxpayer funded bailout basically impossible without a mass chimpout, but people are hyping this up to be a lot bigger than it actually is. The real problem will be when the bond market shreks everything when j-pow keeps the rape hikes coming off a hot CPI print tomorrow. In other words, whataburger gave me a coupon for a free burger that I redeemed and mcdonalds is only taking cash right now, so shit's a wittle fucky wucky, but at least they're open so it's not the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.54106585]

>>54106506
Objectively more people lose money than make money on pump and dumps. That doesn't mean that everyone loses money, but if you aggregate the total of all gains/losses the net result is always negative with exception of the initial organizers of the scheme.

People have gone to jail for promoting pump and dumps. I don't really care if you shill trash, but just know that you're putting yourself at risk with every bagholder left in your wake. They have your ID, your face, your location. Be careful before you shill.

[Anonymous No.54106600]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LEAN HOGS ARE RED
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[Anonymous No.54106606]

>>54106585
I didn't have inside information. The original TRKA shill, shilled it at $0.12. I didn't shill it until it was over $0.20. so he's the one you should really be thanking.

[Anonymous No.54106607]

>>54106563
I make good money selling (((vintage))) furniture to hipsters. I pick up the furniture from small towns where a lot of old people die. The relatives are happy they don't have to do anything. Then I drive to the city and sell it on eBay. Also works with bicycles.

[Anonymous No.54106630]

>>54105370
And 120% of the doomer bobos are desperate russian shills working for a few rubles.

[Anonymous No.54106652]

VIX holding 25
asia markets selling off
CPI will probably be lower than expected
but will it be enough to stop the fear?
#stockmarketcrash was trending on twitter all day

[Anonymous No.54106661]

>>54106630
>1PBTID
>muh russia

[Anonymous No.54106690]

What are futures even supposed to tell you?

[Anonymous No.54106692]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54106694]

futes will be shitting blood by morning at this rate

[Anonymous No.54106731]

if this website is right then we will easily beat the expectation of 6%

https://truflation.com/

[Anonymous No.54106736]

>>54106690
General sentiment of big money, more or less. Futures do sometimes operate in a short term bubble in the late hours where it's just futures traders playing amongst each other before markets open and the mass volume overrides whatever they did at night.

[Anonymous No.54106740]

>>54106692
>(c.) 1996
>Huh did they have animation that good back then?
>Toy Story came out in 1995
Neat

[Anonymous No.54106743]

>>54106694
What about gold and silver?

[Anonymous No.54106753]

>>54106743
What the fuck is up with all these 1PBTIDs? Do you even understand what futes are?

[Anonymous No.54106762]

>>54106731
What's this saying...it will come in at 5.3?nmpgv

[Anonymous No.54106770]

>>54106731
this site has been wrong for the last 6 months

[Anonymous No.54106771]

No puts, but I have DRV, SOXS, and UVIX.

[Anonymous No.54106778]

>>54106753
12 rubles were deposited into your account

[Anonymous No.54106779]

>>54106770
The Cleveland Fed says it will be 6.2% YoY, which is pretty hot.
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.54106790]

>>54106778
Tell us about what's in your portfolio, "anon".

[Anonymous No.54106792]

>>54106779
50bps hike incoming.

[Anonymous No.54106797]

>>54106779
your mom is pretty hot

[Anonymous No.54106816]

>>54106116
Lol shut up troon.

[Anonymous No.54106821]

>>54105318
BOT WORKS ON CRYPTO
FUCK STOCKS
imagine trading a chart with half of it missing

TA is always right (if you have the candles)

[Anonymous No.54106826]

>>54106790
30% LVMH, 30% S&P500, 20% XOM, 20% leveraged NASDAQ-100, all in DCA.
Rebalanced accordingly every 3 months to keep the weights more or less in check.

[Anonymous No.54106837]

>>54106630
People like you make me side with russia

[Anonymous No.54106840]

>>54106779
Let's see what Happy Hawaiian has to say

[Anonymous No.54106842]

>>54106826
>20% XOM
ngmi, oil will be illegal in 10 years

[Anonymous No.54106862]

>>54106156
>>54106163
>>54106420
>>54106278
k

[Anonymous No.54106863]

>>54106652
Twitter is even more manipulated than CPI.

[Anonymous No.54106873]

I find the thought of 20+ angry troons hunched over their macbooks, absolutely furious at the financial crisis unfolding on /biz/, but not sure what to write because they don't know anything about finance, to be absolutely hilarious.

>>54106826
>"I hold the S&P500 and NASDAQ"
lmao

[Anonymous No.54106877]

>>54105523
Is this a real picture or is this AI bullshit? Have you ever seen it before? At this point in history its literally impossible to know for sure anymore.

[Anonymous No.54106884]

>>54106842
>prohibition
Good call, more XOM coming right up.

[Anonymous No.54106893]

Do hikes actually do anything? The merchants will never decrease prices anyway.

[Anonymous No.54106906]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54106913]

How do I know if I'm a psyop?
Is there a test like in the movie The Thing?

[Anonymous No.54106915]

>>54106873
>I find the thought of 20+ angry troons hunched over their macbooks, absolutely furious at the financial crisis unfolding on /biz/, but not sure what to write because they don't know anything about finance, to be absolutely hilarious.
Is that what's happening? It's very weird. The mis/disinformation ministry feels the need to try to portray a theme of 'everything is fine do not take your money out of the bank'?

[Anonymous No.54106918]

>>54106893
Create unemployment which is the Fed's goal. Because the Fed is literally the only entity in the universe that is convinced the Philips Curve is still valid despite an entire library of evidence suggesting otherwise.
Too bad a lot of that unemployment is just gambling on 0DTEs and crypto as their "job".

[Anonymous No.54106920]

>>54106821
Grats anon
I like trading the daily on equities since I don't have access to free data or a good computer.
What sort of strategy are you using?

[Anonymous No.54106928]

>>54105569
You're in faz aren't you? Me too. You think we'll make more money tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54106948]

>>54106826
>DCA

"Dumb Crappy Assets". Every time I see this acronym used by retards in this type of market, this is the new term that will come to my mind from now on.

[Anonymous No.54106956]

>>54106928
Direxion ETFs tend to have pretty bad theta decay, so I try to avoid them.

[Anonymous No.54106965]

>>54106906
that first one was completely avoidable. WTF did he want to hit that car? also, /dbt/ checking in.

[Anonymous No.54106971]

>>54105552
>he's actually buying the dip on failing banks

LOL

[Anonymous No.54106974]

>>54106965
What are you talking about, anon? That was filmed in one take.

[Anonymous No.54106993]

>>54106913
If you're here, it's already too late. The sole purpose of this place is to be the last public forum with any large amount of posters you can say racial slurs in and to psyop the people that come here into doing whatever whomever is doing the psyop wants them to do.
>>54106915
Everything is in fact mostly fine and nobody here has enough money to worry about getting screwed on FDIC (and if they did and weren't completely fucking retarded they'd be keeping it in a sweeps account that balances it across accounts and banks so each has no more than 250k, or they'd keep it in a reputable brokerage which often has FDIC insurance for up to 1-1.5mil and set up sweeps in multiple accounts on their own using brokerage accounts). There is legitimately a narrative being pushed that everything is fucked when it isn't. Shit's far from peachy either and the smartest position in the markets right now is cash only, sure, but banks are fine and there's no reason to freak out and panic and go pull everything out. For starters most banks would just tell you to get fucked if you tried anyways and had any kind of a significant amount in your account, or if they were a big-4 they'd do it and then flag your name and not let you keep your account or make a new one in the event you were a pissbaby and closed the account to force them to give you all your money on the spot. It'd literally be smarter to make a fidelity or vanguard account and just wire transfer your shit en masse to the broker and get FDIC insurance for up to a million in an institution with as much AUM as an entire year of US GDP. Fuck it, go make a credit union account if you really wanna go full schizo about it just make sure they're not involved in some fucktarded lending bullshit they're about to be upside down on like most of the regional banks that have been prolapsed lately.

[Anonymous No.54107017]

>>54106993
>If you're here, it's already too late
no... it's not fair...

[Anonymous No.54107019]

>>54106692
what the actual fuck was that from?

>>54106906
I love the ending kek

[Anonymous No.54107035]

You have 4 days to prep for financial apocalypse

[Anonymous No.54107044]

Things are not OK.
The financial system broke and cannot be fixed.
They kept the economy on life support as long as possible, but they can no longer hide the stench of the rotting corpse.
Surely you smell it? The rest of us sure do. Spend your money quick before its worthless

[Anonymous No.54107063]

>>54106840
6.0% headline, 5.5% core per https://twitter.com/ThHappyHawaiian/status/1635329462140309504/photo/1

[Anonymous No.54107075]

sell everything you dumb westerners, your makebelieve system is falling apart without cheap resources from real countries like russia and china

[Anonymous No.54107081]

>>54107035
Bonds collapse is looming, yeah. I'm just saying people don't need to worry about money in their bank or brokerage accounts. That's the distinction and how you tell if someone is a shill or not, I wouldn't be in stocks or bonds at fucking all for the next year minimum.

[Anonymous No.54107084]

>>54107075
>when you run out of shill narratives so you just start false flagging

[Anonymous No.54107121]

>>54107044
Dubs of doom

[Anonymous No.54107122]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54107128]

>futures

bank insurance highs ending already?

[Anonymous No.54107180]

>>54107128
Pretty much. Bonds are legitimately about to heem everyone and everything and it's been coming for a long time.

[Anonymous No.54107185]

>>54107180
Looks like yields are dropping like a stone though

[Anonymous No.54107187]

>>54105318
no. i sold puts and even bought the dips.

[Anonymous No.54107192]

>>54107128
the reckoning is coming friendo

[Anonymous No.54107249]

> VZ at price from 12 years ago despite very good earnings
I want to believe investors actually know something, but I have no clue why. If it's just panic selling then this looks like a great opportunity.

[Anonymous No.54107250]

[Anonymous No.54107256]

>>54107185
I'm not sure if it's banks using their loan money to buy 2 years or if people thinking if this is the highest rates are gonna be. Maybe both

[Anonymous No.54107262]

>>54107044
Kek another low testosterone doomer. Maybe you should learn how the economy actually works so that it doesn't scare you anymore

[Anonymous No.54107265]

So, if the FED has the gall to cut rate hikes, think Yuroland will keep them up?
The idea of having 2 dollaridoos pero yuro is making my tongue twitch in anticipation.
DO IT FAGGOT POWELL.

[Anonymous No.54107268]

Where does the FDIC raise the capital to cover losses in excess of its own balance sheet?

[Anonymous No.54107269]

>>54107249
>VZ
>investing I'm value traps
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54107281]

>>54107269
I'm wondering why is it a value trap though. The signs are there for sure. But if there is no reason for this drop then it might as well be an opportunity

[Anonymous No.54107290]

>>54107265
halting or cutting?

[Anonymous No.54107303]

>>54107256
>>54107185
It's banks and investors thinking this is as high as rates will go or at least close to it, and I sincerely doubt that will be the case. There's really not much of an option other than to keep cranking rates unless there's a pretty massive ace up the sleeve to deal with an inflated dollar supply and even if there was rates would still have to stay where they're at or close to it for a while yet to get the problem under control. I doubt we see 10% but wouldn't be surprised if it's a slow climb up to 6.5-7% and then a slow walk back down to ~2% after that once things cool off.

[Anonymous No.54107403]

>>54107081
This. Debt markets will crash us into a depression.

[Anonymous No.54107409]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54107414]

When did /smg/ really start? Has it always been here? I'm also wondering if there was some sort of migration to r/wallstreetbets from here.

[Anonymous No.54107425]

>>54107414
when robinhood came out

[Anonymous No.54107433]

>>54107414
2 or 3 months after /biz/ was opened. It almost got killed by the crypto frenzy. But now it stands astride /biz/ like a colossus.

[Anonymous No.54107481]

>>54107409
hmm what happens when yields drop too fast?

[Anonymous No.54107501]

>>54107481
Bond holders make a lot of money, but it also means that the economy is going down/about to go down.

[Anonymous No.54107537]

I miss scoopsies... I'd give anything to just dance with him. He's the love of my life. Most of you NEETs wouldn't get it

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8XuL5xSVL7s&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54107539]

Interesting comment capped for posterity, thread got deleted quickly too.

[Anonymous No.54107541]

>>54107537
i wish he'd come back john-chan

[Anonymous No.54107577]

>>54107539
This supports my theory that we'll rally to the double top and shit red below 300 this year

[Anonymous No.54107579]

>>54107539
I remember that guy posted here but he didn't post any reasoning. He just said to stay away from stocks for a while(at least Q3)

[Anonymous No.54107584]

>Mexico joins BRICS

>Saudi Arabia and Iran call a truce

I don't know how much longer the petrodollar will survive

[Anonymous No.54107594]

>>54107541

[Anonymous No.54107635]

>>54107539
biden trump schizopost lol

[Anonymous No.54107637]

Got 24th expiry puts on WFC a fortnight ago and so far I'm just permanently erect.

[Anonymous No.54107664]

>>54105318
Good news for bobos: you were right! Congrats!

Bad news for bobos: you were too right, this will lead to the breakdown of civilized society and the introduction of a police state to manage the food riots. You will be destitute until you die. There is no escaping this.

[Anonymous No.54107702]

>>54107537
I don't. Dude was always cocky as fuck while down 150k on a retarded longterm leveraged ETF thesis. Point out blatant errors such as the expectation between theoretical performance and the ETFs themselves due to tracking errors, cost of leverage, management fees etc and he'd just ignore it completely. his one real claim was that he backtested and reproduced the results of this theoretical paper, and therefore it's a perfect strategy:
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1664823
Point out the paper makes no mention of the costs associated with that leverage, and he'd disappear.

Then he'd come back the next night and just repeat the same bullshit all over again. Call him out enough and eventually his only cope left was that he makes a decent salary. Too bad it's all squandered on clownish whores and negative compounding.

There's a certain point where it gets tiring repeating the same argument. Most people are irrationally incapable of admitting that maybe they're wrong. Honestly there's nothing even wrong with people being retarded as long as they can keep to themselves. It reall only matters once they start spreading the bad advice shitposting all over. Then even bigger retards start idolizing them and the whole thread goes to shit. A common downfall of general threads.

[Anonymous No.54107729]

>bailing out the banks that serve all the garbage vc tech companies
Why even bother? None of these shitcos are going to survive another year or two anyway.

[Anonymous No.54107766]

>>54105837
>NANC
Kek I can't believe this is real.

[Anonymous No.54107795]

we healin

[Anonymous No.54107852]

>>54107425
Shit, I just remembered that there was a /Robinhood General/ Back in like 2018 or something. I've been here for far too long.

[Anonymous No.54107888]

>>54107852
did u make money nigga

[Anonymous No.54107944]

>>54105337
It's the cat from pet sematary. big bounce coming.

[Anonymous No.54107953]

>>54107888
Yeah. I've become consistently profitable since I first started trading in early 2016 got heemed for about 3 years and blew up a few accounts until I decided to stick to a strategy.

[Anonymous No.54108017]

>>54107729
Amazon, Microsoft, Apple and Nvidia being the only ones big enough to take hits and survive. Don't know about the rest.

[Anonymous No.54108067]

can you retards stop using 2 breads on a slow moving timezone?
use the new one fags

[Anonymous No.54108146]

>>54107063
Are people really spending 6.9% of income on cars?

[Anonymous No.54108199]

>>54108067
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.54108327]

>>54108067
This was the better thread

[Anonymous No.54108334]

>>54105596
it's liquid shit

[Anonymous No.54108362]

>>54108067
>Baking early

This is what happens

[Anonymous No.54108508]

>hyperinflation right around the corner irl

Anybody remember those Ducktales episodes with the bottlecaps and duplicator machine? kek

https://youtu.be/HHo3cijNr8Q