/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54104279]

oh Mr sullivan, you're here.

[Anonymous No.54104759]

shake my hand bitch I got a red tie just like you

[Anonymous No.54106440]

so you're a rocket scientist

[Anonymous No.54106621]

>>54106440
I was

[Anonymous No.54106654]

>"Mr. Sullivan, speak as though you are talking to a fellow shitposter, like talking to a chud. I didn't get where I am today by being a faggot, I assure you."
>"Well umm sir I work in our risk management department, and well um, our model predicts our diversified investments into silicon valley will likely fail, if it hasn't already"
>"And who made this model?"
>"He was let go of today sir, for sensitive comments he made about Indian people"
"Well get ahold of him then"
"We canceled him, and blacklisted him from working ever again.."
>*continues* "W-e didn't anticipate so many diversity hires sir, half of our money is spent hiring unqualified women and minorities. If this model is correct, w-which I think it is, it may already be to late to save SVB"
>*sigh*
>"get Herr Shrekli on the phone"

[Anonymous No.54106814]

[Anonymous No.54106960]

>>54106814

[Anonymous No.54107046]

Kevin Spacey : "We're going to have our assholes rimmed in the marketplace tomorrow" *clicks teeth*

[Anonymous No.54107206]

Sell it. Sell it all.

[Anonymous No.54107214]

>>54106960
Kek

[Anonymous No.54107237]

>>54106654
is that nu-spock?

[Anonymous No.54108485]

>>54107206
but how do you sell dollars?

[Anonymous No.54108513]

This thread is peak autism.

[Anonymous No.54108633]

>please, speak as you might to a young child, or a golden retriever
>...
>never mind, to a Ugandan new born with Zika, or a pitbull

[Anonymous No.54108673]

THIS IS IT!!

[Anonymous No.54108688]

>>54106654
Good.

[Anonymous No.54108725]

>>54108633

>In the Middle East, we don't hunt foxes. We hunt Jackals

>Instead of using Foxhounds, we use royal harriers

[Anonymous No.54108755]

>>54108633
kek