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What would you do if you had a million dollars /biz/?

>> No.54104277

I don't get it. I fucked 2 chicks at one time in Thailand when my net worth was under $100k.

>> No.54104337

>>54104242
lose it on inflation

>> No.54104378

>>54104242
I don't need a million I just want 15k so I can start working on actually saving money and not being riddled with pushing a boulder up a hill.

>> No.54104398

Buy $500k house.
Buy $500k worth of crypto.

>> No.54104437

>>54104277
>chicks
>Thailand
anon....

>> No.54104476
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>>54104398
You don't need a house. Real estate is in a bubble.

>> No.54104494

>>54104242
Buy a land and a house in the wilderness, rest spent on guns and ammo

>> No.54104526

>>54104277
That’s the point. He sounds like an idiot but he’s very elegantly making the pint that money can’t buy happiness.

>> No.54104543

>>54104242
pay off my house and keep going to work

>> No.54104559

>>54104378
How is it possible to have less than 15k

>> No.54104837

>>54104242
kill myself

>> No.54104870

>>54104837
Kill this anon.

>> No.54105002

>>54104242
25% precious metals meme
25% for rent payment/living expenses
50% crypto meme

>> No.54105047

I would give a house to my 2 sisters and brother. Take care of both my parents under my own house
invest some money and live of passive income
and blow the rest traveling and whoring..

T. turd worlder (Not a pajeet tho)

>> No.54105065
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>>54104242
your mom

>> No.54105099

>>54104242
I'd wonder where all my money went.

>> No.54105106

>>54104242
Rent a small house near the beach.
Spend all day lazying around eating OK food and swimming.
Spend evenings larping as a tourist and wearing comfy shirts while walking around.

>> No.54105149

Open a private school teaching the truth to working families' kids.

>> No.54105335

A million dollars doesn't go very far. Invest it/diversify it, purchase property, otherwise not change my lifestyle too much. Maybe invest into a few side avenues/personal hobbies and projects that might make more passive income alongside capital gains/dividends.

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>>54104277
>I fucked 2 chicks at one time in Thailand
*got fucked by

>> No.54105404

Pay off my house, buy some hunting land, buy a couple moderately used cars circa 2012-15, take 5 years off to develop better skills and work on creative projects, and invest the rest.

>> No.54105631

>>54105149
>private school
>working families kids
>fucking kek
please take my small paycheck and spew shit you learned on pol to my kids!

>> No.54105664

>>54104242
cardboard cabin in the woods eat mcdonalds every day till i die

>> No.54106048

>>54104242
I have like 2 mil and I do literally nothing with it.

>> No.54106049

>>54105631
No, it's much better to take out a 6 figure loan to learn about how evil white people are and get a piece of paper that gets you a job at Starcucks, like you did.

>> No.54106066

>>54104242
nothing

>> No.54106069

>>54104242
Buy 500000 shares of a large regional bank when the market overreacts and live on a yacht using dividends smoking meth everyday.

>> No.54106142
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>>54104559
By having $1 in my account and being hopeless and insanely depressed beyond words.

>> No.54106166

>>54104476
I do need $500K in hot pockets on the other hand…

>> No.54106432

>>54104242
Build stuff

>> No.54107118

>>54104242
I have about 4 million dollars in real estate. If I pnly had 1 million I’d prob freak and ask why real estate prices dropped 75%?

>> No.54108038

>>54106048
Never mind, inflation will eat it up for you
>>54105002
This kinda sounds smart, but personally, I wouldn't put more than 30% in crypto, just BTC and Ethereum, and keep it in either metamask or sylo wallet, this way i have my keys, and can go to sleep for 5years.

>> No.54108089

>>54104242
Buy land, guns, ammo, tools, motors, animals, salt, gold.

>> No.54108103

>>54105375
Well, that's obvious. It's not like he has two dicks.

>> No.54108193

>>54104378
How would you use it to save money ?

>> No.54108477

Continue living exactly like I do now, and use the entire million to pay for mathematicians to develop a lottery numbers predictor, then use said predictor to become a billionaire.