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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:02:06 2023 No.54097113 [Reply] [Original]

Two More Weeks
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>54095051

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:29:33 2023 No.54097809 >>54097113 >HE DIDNT BUY COIN KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:48:49 2023 No.54098227 File: 35 KB, 439x404, nugger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that's a head & shoulders on the sp500 or what

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:52:13 2023 No.54098280 >>54097113 HELP PLEASE HELP I AM WAY OVERINVESTED IN OIL STOCKS AND THOUGHT THE RECESSION WAS A MEME... PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:53:01 2023 No.54098291 File: 34 KB, 680x453, 1678424804505531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:57:01 2023 No.54098369 >>54098280 It's hard to reduce your beta without selling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:13:52 2023 No.54098687 >only 1% of the chinese smoking population vapes I'm going to fucking buy every dip on RLX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:14:53 2023 No.54098711 File: 26 KB, 591x436, 1652416706647751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54098280 why are you panicking? we have not moved whatsoever from this crab dance zone at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:24:53 2023 No.54098893 File: 170 KB, 509x512, 1584312478139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is the crash? I was promised a fucking crash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:26:26 2023 No.54098919 >>54097113 2 weeks isn't a meme we were red 2 weeks after the last FOMC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:27:35 2023 No.54098937 File: 15 KB, 400x235, 1672695455116140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OK, anons. Tell me a broker that's safer than Schwab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:27:43 2023 No.54098939 File: 690 KB, 546x497, 1678729276178252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] open your mind...and buy JPM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:28:06 2023 No.54098954 >>54098893 Bobo here, I capitulated, took a 2% haircut. I'm not gambling on CPI algo pumps tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:28:19 2023 No.54098960 File: 407 KB, 1170x1233, 8933C037-C02D-4919-B84E-4878CBEB0A59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call this pattern?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:29:07 2023 No.54098975 >>54098937 Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:29:14 2023 No.54098979 File: 764 KB, 735x1000, 1678406560679438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54098937

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:30:08 2023 No.54099000 >>54098960 Double V-shaped Bart

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:30:14 2023 No.54099002 File: 31 KB, 739x415, Listen Babe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ignore the coomer pics, babe, these guys know what's up. The banks are all in on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:30:26 2023 No.54099007 >he didnt buy crypto ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:30:29 2023 No.54099008 >>54098937 Fidelity or Vanguard anything else is a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:30:55 2023 No.54099011 >>54098687 china doesnt have absent parental figures they dont have a druggie culture. good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:30:59 2023 No.54099015 File: 48 KB, 680x383, NVqJKEwj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:07 2023 No.54099018 >>54098874 Even if we deleted them they're in the archive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:12 2023 No.54099021 File: 379 KB, 680x680, EZ3EqMrVAAAVlJg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54098937 Schwab is fine though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:35 2023 No.54099027 what large banks are we buyin', lads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:50 2023 No.54099032 >>54098960 Standard? Poor? More like Poor Standard haha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:54 2023 No.54099033 TDA feels dicey, being owned by Schwab and all. Whats the safest brokerage to be in right now? Fidelity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:55 2023 No.54099035 File: 1.55 MB, 1440x1727, 1678738701525386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I cashed out and now all I can think about is SEX.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:32:04 2023 No.54099038 File: 1.77 MB, 498x284, 5745334353.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099015

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:32:28 2023 No.54099046 MSFT is free money for as long as the AI hype train continues

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:32:32 2023 No.54099047 Ah yes, the rotation out of Banks and into... REITS. Of course. As an aside, Fuck Microsoft, Apple, Meta, Google, and Amazon holy shit. Does the market know how to invest in anything else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:32:34 2023 No.54099048 >>54099011 they still have 300 million smokers and only 1% of that vapes that was the stat I have read, I suspect there is quite a room to shift from that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:32:39 2023 No.54099050 File: 135 KB, 1074x861, 1654963113490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099015 that's bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:32:55 2023 No.54099054 >>54099033 fuark just saw same exact question already posted my bad kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:33:00 2023 No.54099056 File: 116 KB, 278x321, 1678498124925074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54098960 The "holy fucking hell abandon ship."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:33:27 2023 No.54099065 >>54099048 ohhh i misread your post, thought you meant more than 1% of the population needs to vape. well maybe you have a case then

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:34:31 2023 No.54099086 >>54099018 I think baggie is just ashamed of gookfu's ass, she is asian probably pretty mediocre

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:34:40 2023 No.54099088 File: 65 KB, 556x604, 1535726398911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099050

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:35:24 2023 No.54099100
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>>54099027
Just got a moment to go on lunch break, so I don't have a lot of time. At first there wasn't many people coming in, but the moment noon came around we started getting longer and longer lines. Phone ringing off the hook.

We were pulled away individually and given a script to tell the normies. I was told that I need to convince withdrawers to wait and that their money was safe at our branch. I was also told to tell them that if they take out all their money that they would be responsible for it and others small things to scare them NOT to withdraw.

Had two local businesses come in and shut down their accounts. All my co workers are buying the script and are saying how this is just an isolated situation on the west coast.

I just had the first time today to look at the stock exchanges for KeyCorp and others. I am going to take a bathroom break after I go back in so I can check up on other threads.

Any other BankAnons let me know what you're being told. There is an eeriness working right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:35:33 2023 No.54099104 File: 72 KB, 680x437, 1678707207326371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bidenbros, we did it!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:35:45 2023 No.54099107 >>54098937 Fidelity is the GOAT dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:35:53 2023 No.54099111 >>54098280 Not investment advice, but check out the nat gas market. Might be a better play for you in the short term.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:35:54 2023 No.54099112 File: 33 KB, 500x500, 1675828728349728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Whatever it takes chuds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:36:01 2023 No.54099113 >>54099086 Yeah I don't think I've ever seen a gook with a well-shaped ass, only Caucasian women have those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:36:08 2023 No.54099114 File: 10 KB, 211x246, 1678478499341778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099100 >just an isolated situation on the west coast. You know what else was West coast? WaMu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:36:15 2023 No.54099115 File: 139 KB, 2000x1786, Intel-Logo-history.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does /smg/ hate intel? I'm not familiar with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:36:31 2023 No.54099120 >>54098954 The folks that held their puts today and into CPI tomorrow will be rewarded for their courage and patience

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:36:34 2023 No.54099124 File: 282 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_citigroup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099104 It's JOEver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:36:48 2023 No.54099130 >>54099115 No reason, just buy on max leverage. You know you want to.

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 21:37:11 2023 No.54099137 File: 57 KB, 250x250, 1636821422939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54098960 That's known as the "Nukem." It matches Duke Nukem's signature hairline, similar to a Bart, except for far more bearish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:37:12 2023 No.54099138 >>54099115 90% diversity hires and women

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:37:24 2023 No.54099143 File: 228 KB, 1415x944, biden zelensky 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099104 That's right jack. Freedom is more important than made up rigged numbers in your autism hobby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:03 2023 No.54099151 File: 881 KB, 960x689, 1639703496628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099115 I'm extremely antisemitic and their product just plain sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:17 2023 No.54099159 officially hit the bottom of the market, only up from here. was sitting in cash the past year but bought 50k in qqq today, will slowly buy other stocks in the coming week. we will be up 2% tomorrow with positive CPI numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:19 2023 No.54099161 File: 149 KB, 869x1625, 20220803_090130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099027 We are buying small banks FRC ZION

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:39 2023 No.54099166 File: 199 KB, 1080x1080, 1678694288724484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The yield curve is going to uninvert by the end of the week. Then the real fun can begin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:40 2023 No.54099169 >>54099115 Intel? More like Incel lmao amirite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:43 2023 No.54099171 >>54099027 None, sadly. I ended up overexposed to large banks back in 2021 and didn't sell, so I'm stuck as a dividend oligarch in the sector. I'm comfortable riding to zero, but I won't slurp for another 20%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:44 2023 No.54099173 >>54099035 Porn is free, weed is cheap, what's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:38:54 2023 No.54099176 >>54099015 what even is this chart? some sort of bonds or something?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:39:27 2023 No.54099189
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>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 21:39:43 2023 No.54099193 File: 271 KB, 1325x1668, 1672385766473374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099113 Hmm. Checks out. Also, Silver will hit $40 per ounce by eoy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:39:50 2023 No.54099196 >>54099015 can i get a label for the Y-axis, please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:40:03 2023 No.54099200 >>54099173 THE STANK, ANON, THE STANK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:40:10 2023 No.54099203 >>54099015 very bullish. you don't understand the FED is ahead of the crisis this time. wake up bobos. what part of this dont you understand. there is no crisis. there never will be. the markets are 100% controlled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:40:11 2023 No.54099205 File: 50 KB, 725x731, 1678698461178514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099159 Fake government sockpuppet, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:01 2023 No.54099216 File: 136 KB, 705x546, 2023-03-13_190702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099015 >>54099176 >>54099196 >>54099203

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:05 2023 No.54099217 >>54099015 Lagging indicator. Worst is behind us according to that chart. Bobos overstayed their welcome as always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:20 2023 No.54099224 >>54099100 Something similar being said in IB, "buying opportunity for big banks". Sounds like horseshit to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:38 2023 No.54099230 File: 66 KB, 960x563, 1678703127080578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099203 Nobody believes you, shill. Kys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:39 2023 No.54099231 >>54099216 fed pivoted this weekend. rates will be easing + QE back on. whats hard to understand? you hate free money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:48 2023 No.54099234 Is there a causal relationship between the 0DTE fuckery and the crab market conditions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:41:58 2023 No.54099237 File: 879 KB, 2002x1858, The Triple-Cross Mob Stag November 1971 Men's Magazine Illustration Original Art (1971).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099216 >"Lehman"

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:42:02 2023 No.54099238

>>54099120
I pray for the best for your portfolio, I'm going to stay cash gang for a little, see how the market digests everything. It look like risk on might be back on the menu, but I know better than to buy the pivot. Short-term, things look too chaotic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:42:21 2023 No.54099247 >>54099100 how do i profit from this, BankAnon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:42:23 2023 No.54099248 File: 773 KB, 593x751, 1677627775445613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099217 But the bottom in 09 was when that chart returned to baseline...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:42:40 2023 No.54099252 >>54099234 0de came out on 11/14/22 gives mm algos aka the FED unbelievable leverage to control and crab markets. hence why we will never "crash"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:42:51 2023 No.54099256 File: 2 KB, 312x400, 1622226965356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099216 Thanks for context. I swear they just take the same chart, slide the year labels, and make something up for the y-axis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:43:08 2023 No.54099264 >>54099234 Um. Duh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:43:13 2023 No.54099267 >>54099193 I would sniff all three, rim the one on the right for hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:43:15 2023 No.54099268 >>54099248 Just trust me, I work at international bank. I wouldn't lie to you.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:43:40 2023 No.54099275
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Fidelity Cash Management Account = FIVE BANK FDIC PROTECTION

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:43:42 2023 No.54099276 >>54099231 >free money You mean worthless money fom a bancrupt government

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:44:10 2023 No.54099281 >>54099276 you are 100% correct doesn't change facts though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:44:17 2023 No.54099283 File: 51 KB, 550x820, 1652849340524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099268 True, no one would go on the internet and tell lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:44:25 2023 No.54099287 File: 119 KB, 1080x653, Screenshot_20230313_144334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not sure I can survive my bank crashing. Who's gonna protect my assets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:44:42 2023 No.54099292 File: 307 KB, 1269x1271, 2023-03-13 14_42_40-Fidelity_SIPC.pdf - [Financial Security_ Account Protection - Why Fidelity] - Su.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099275 Plus excess SIPC protection on Fidelity Brokerage Accounts

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:45:34 2023 No.54099307

>>54099193
>Also, Silver will hit $40 per ounce by eoy.
I think it will definitely be higher than where it is. Silverchads unite, we don't need to feel shame anymore about posting about silver outside of pmg. Any smart anon has been quietly stacking since the Rona.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:45:49 2023 No.54099315 File: 1.53 MB, 1540x862, diversity intel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099115 does this answer your question?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:46:21 2023 No.54099332 >>54099231 Inflation isn't over yet >Muh see-pee-eye Won't be at 2% YOY so inflation isn't over yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:46:23 2023 No.54099334 >>54099276 Try buying dinner with gold doubloons and then complain about worthless money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:46:54 2023 No.54099344 >>54099115 pajeet stank

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:47:37 2023 No.54099357 >>54099189 This paste always makes me chuckle. Thanks for that, its almost romantic at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:47:55 2023 No.54099369 File: 106 KB, 2003x920, 2023-03-13 07_42_18-Big Banks _ MicroSectors - Brave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099027 BNKU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:48:27 2023 No.54099380 >>54099276 >worthless money fom a bancrupt governmen What will replace the USD. Lol muh buttcoin, lol muh chink tokens, lol muh Russia coin, lol muh euro, lol money isn't real

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:04 2023 No.54099390 >>54099315 >Intel cuts massive corners with their processors and security is compromised >Intel cuts massive corners with their hiring standards and security is compromised Pottery

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:11 2023 No.54099395 >>54097113 Is there a place where I can find all these cool jewjaks?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:12 2023 No.54099396
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>>54099276
Military ain't bankrupt, faggot. I'm predicting a new Reagan in 2024, probably in the form of DeSantis (literally same first name), and we're going to free the shit out of the rest of the world if they oppose us. I can't wait for the pendulum to finally swing back the other way, with a razor's edge. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:15 2023 No.54099398 >>54099287 sorry bro you're over FDIC insurance there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:27 2023 No.54099402 File: 450 KB, 1800x1800, 1622041297952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JPow waited literally a year for the transient hypothesis to collapse before he started hiking. A handful of unemployed bankers will not tip his hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:30 2023 No.54099405 >>54099332 they will simply keep manipulating data and pulling shady tricks to keep the ponzi scheme afloat, like they have since 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:43 2023 No.54099410 File: 655 KB, 664x518, 1676040783771713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099357 just in time for tomorrow CPI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:46 2023 No.54099412 File: 109 KB, 1152x750, ED01C086-592C-43B6-B221-5F84F69E675A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54097113 >weekly macd divergence

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:58 2023 No.54099419 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1678660007153117.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099369 >going long banks just ahead of the credit suisse implosion wew lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:51:24 2023 No.54099438 File: 610 KB, 1814x1348, intel research -biz- 8-4-20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099390 Thanks for giving me a reason to post this. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:51:29 2023 No.54099439 File: 85 KB, 720x1024, 1676560732505754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kek baggies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:51:42 2023 No.54099443 >>54099419 priced in chud. When the news hits the wires it's time to buy from panic sellers. Same thing I did in COVID with SOXL and when Xi's coronation back in Oct with CWEB/YINN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:51:52 2023 No.54099449 >>54099035 whose ticker is SEX?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:52:19 2023 No.54099456 >>54099419 >Credit Suisse I feel like that was a considerably bigger deal than SVB, and even then the big banks were cutting off each other's balls for relative gains instead of worrying about survival. The economy is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:52:56 2023 No.54099464 >>54099419 just get AMD to $100 already fucker, im tired. then you can crash shit and i can buy back in at $50.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:53:13 2023 No.54099466 File: 127 KB, 808x631, 1678510566398439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099449 >whose ticker is SEX? Mine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:53:37 2023 No.54099477 >>54099112 Cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:53:39 2023 No.54099480 >>54099419 nothing is imploding, what part of bank bailout dont you understand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:54:03 2023 No.54099487 >>54099438 >>54099315 good research here. Intel can't compete with Aryan tech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ExdcPtyQ4

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:55:24 2023 No.54099514 >>54099276 >bancrupt Dont be so dramatic. The US is far from bankruptcy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:55:50 2023 No.54099525 File: 754 KB, 3000x1680, darkbrandon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099477 Seethe, Dial8

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:55:57 2023 No.54099529
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>>54099443
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>>54099480
My favorite part about CS is that it's in its own legal jurisdiction outside of both the EU and EU, so it's going to be basically impossible to bail out, despite being a market-destroying behemoth of a bank. You get what you deserve.

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 21:56:06 2023 No.54099533 >>54099487 Skywater will win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:57:01 2023 No.54099552 >>54099529 *US and EU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:57:48 2023 No.54099570 File: 54 KB, 550x705, 1676086560513711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somebody shill me something Canadian! Quick!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:58:29 2023 No.54099585
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What % of your income do you pay for your rent?
Right now I spend 10% of my income after taxes and live in a decent apartment. I'm considering moving to a house though which would increase my rent to 20% of my income. Is this retarded?
And no I don't want to get into mortgage because of my autism.

My main motivation for moving to a house are noisy neighbours. I just can't stand boomers living off of my taxes and making sure I'm constantly sleep deprieved at my work by moving furniture at midnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:58:34 2023 No.54099588 File: 432 KB, 860x779, 345-3451910_moe-cute-anime-anime-girl-sitting-png-transparent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ASMB stock ladies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:58:34 2023 No.54099589 >>54099529 >market-destroying behemoth of a bank. Doubt it. When something is failing so publicly for years the rest of the market can adjust risk to remove them in their positions. CS has been dying since 08. No one even expects it to survive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:00:25 2023 No.54099615 File: 33 KB, 600x493, 1675700458158688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099588 Hes still here

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:00:26 2023 No.54099616
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HAHAHAHAHA can you fucking believe this shit?! All that fucking hullabaloo just to close fucking flat! Jesus fucking christ if bears aren't completely convinced of their retardation at this point I don't know what to tell them

LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:00:36 2023 No.54099619 >>54099529 then time it. if you can't tell me exactly when then it's useless. We've been hearing about CS' CDS alarms for a year. Before that it was Deutsche Bank. >>54099589 exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:00:52 2023 No.54099624 >>54099585 The boomer rule is 20%, that's according to my parents (Jewish and raised Jewish so it's legit). Absolutely consider getting a house. If nothing else, get a nicer car/apartment! so you can find a spouse.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:00:59 2023 No.54099628
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This is actually a shemitah cycle reverberation. Sounds like some Jews decided to coordinate their withdrawals with the interest rate hikes in order to get a better return elsewhere. Aka it was a coordinated attack on that particular bank because they knew it would be the first of a series of dominos to fall

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:01:28 2023 No.54099635 File: 149 KB, 751x682, 1666315045997163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099514 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:01:30 2023 No.54099637 >>54099616 they still think we have a free market that is the problem. they dont understand its not going to behave like a free market would. they have a disconnect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:01:45 2023 No.54099643 File: 591 KB, 2800x1701, Second_battle_ypres_Richard_Jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099570 If you're looking for divies, CN, CP, TD, CIBC, BMO, Scotia Bank, RBC and/or Suncor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:02:14 2023 No.54099647 >>54099635 Thats not bankruptcy. The US can still service debt fine. For the moment...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:02:21 2023 No.54099656 yeah, mm, mhm

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:02:21 2023 No.54099655
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>>54097113
Well today was...interesting. I'm expecting the rest of the week to dump hard if CPI comes in hotter than predicted.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4586944-amazon-75-may-not-be-far-off

Interesting how I see more and more financial folks talk about AMZN dumping down to $75 this year and this article was posted on the same week of bank fuck ups. I will buy the dip soon lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:02:30 2023 No.54099658 Just got out of the wage cage What did I miss? Are pennies worthless now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:03:09 2023 No.54099669 >>54099624 Thanks for reassurance. 20% doesn't sound that high to me and increase in life quality should be priceless. House I found is right next to forest reserve too, so I should be able to go for a walk whenever I want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:03:17 2023 No.54099671 >everybody loaded up on puts >everybody expecting hot CPI you know what comes next

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:03:29 2023 No.54099675 File: 179 KB, 1125x592, chad_iq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099635 >$31T of worthless money backed by nothing So literally nothing. Checkmate, atheists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:03:34 2023 No.54099679 >>54099570 SGML on the next market dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:04:01 2023 No.54099688 >>54099035 scarlett would be bigger if she didn't have a reduction kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:04:27 2023 No.54099698 >>54099398 >>54099287 Now he's good. Just 6 payments a year from now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:04:35 2023 No.54099700 >>54099658 pennies were always worthless. they stopped putting real copper in them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:04:36 2023 No.54099701 >>54099570 Which kind of animal are you trying to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:05:04 2023 No.54099707 >>54099671 I have the 1099-B to prove it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:05:39 2023 No.54099712 >>54099616 >declaring victory after one day of trading

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:06:07 2023 No.54099722 >>54099647 bidet is literally about the raise the debt ceiling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:07:03 2023 No.54099740 >>54099671 Literally the opposite. Everyone has calls because Biden said CPI would be 'good' this week.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:07:27 2023 No.54099750

>>54099655
>Financial folk talking shit about tech
>Meanwhile Financials themselves are down bigly
This looks like a typical sector rotation, but dispersed across the broader market. Risk off of financials, and risk on everything else (staples AND tech suggestes they don't know what they are doing)

AMZN predictions are just the usual noise and speculation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:07:49 2023 No.54099756 File: 1.10 MB, 220x349, kandaar-bear.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099616 This is what you said they day after Powell's testimony last week and then thursday and friday happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:07:55 2023 No.54099761 >>54099722 He wont. Everyone knows its a pointless budget. But GOP does need to do cuts and tax rises. Cuts alone wont service $31 trillion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:07:57 2023 No.54099762 >>54099635 Japan has more than double our debt to GDP ratio and they're somehow still alive. Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:08:02 2023 No.54099763 >>54099712 fed literally pivoted. im confused.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:09:27 2023 No.54099785 >>54099777 Ok, yeah, riff with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:10:52 2023 No.54099806 >>54099763 Why would the fed pivot? The bank run was averted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:10 2023 No.54099811 File: 92 KB, 851x885, 1616201734747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099763 Anon, the bottom is AFTER the pivot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:17 2023 No.54099815 >>54099763 >15 months now of saying the Fed will pivot You people need to give it up already and get ready for the .75 bps increase coming next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:28 2023 No.54099823 File: 193 KB, 977x689, 1676029520452755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099785 >Not so fast chud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:32 2023 No.54099828 How much money do you guys keep in your bank account, like to pay for stuff? I'm wondering how much i really need and i want to invest everything else

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:47 2023 No.54099832 >>54099763 You're confused because you don't even know what a pivot is and why its a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:57 2023 No.54099836 >>54098227 >Text

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:12:17 2023 No.54099839 >Stock futures rise after Dow slides five straight days on bank rout: Live updates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:13:02 2023 No.54099853 >>54099832 what part of banks receiving unlimited money dont anons understand

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:14:30 2023 No.54099878 >>54099853 Pivot just means rates. We dont know that yet. I dont think they will cut just yet. But I think the fed is about to start bond swaps soon again. Which is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:15:34 2023 No.54099900 >>54099853 The part where the printer is still shut off and this is just banks shuffling money around to other banks. Did yields fall? No.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:15:34 2023 No.54099899
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>>54099762
They're still alive because they're autistic savers who run a current account surplus. Even at 5% we were not coming close to covering what we need to cover.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:15:45 2023 No.54099907 >>54099853 >banks, plural you're delusional. the facility gives them loans, secured by collateral. so it nationalizes SVB. when they default the government owns everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:16:08 2023 No.54099915 File: 113 KB, 1190x358, Screenshot 2023-03-12 100013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099853 Banks can't run out of monies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:16:10 2023 No.54099916
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>>54099750
Yeah probably. This all feels like a mix between 2008 and dot com bubble as well as the savings/loans crisis of 1990 combined.

When the bubbles pop, its gonna be loud as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:16:16 2023 No.54099918 File: 8 KB, 245x206, 1668571339264559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the coomers on this board are doing good work today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:16:59 2023 No.54099933 >>54099899 >we There is no "we". I'm not in debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:06 2023 No.54099936 Guys I didn’t catch the Biden thing What did he say about the bankrun

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:27 2023 No.54099941
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>>54099588
stop posting or every time im here im going to post the chart. try me and i'll literally post the chart every fucking thread, AND do detailed fundamental analysis on your shitty company.

this is your final warning.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:28 2023 No.54099942

Just a casual 88 billion of QE
>The FHL Bank system raised $88.73 billion by selling short-term notes with maturities from three months to one year on Monday afternoon
Jerome going to be pissed that banks weren't doing their due diligence to maintain reserve liquidity. But its also the feds own fault by leaving reserve requirement at 0% still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:39 2023 No.54099948 File: 75 KB, 500x528, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this mean that Im able to refinance my 5.5% home mortgage interest rate in the next few years?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:45 2023 No.54099950 >>54099933 What will you do when the IRS debt collectors come for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:51 2023 No.54099953 File: 1.41 MB, 576x1024, 1678033592213184.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099918

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:54 2023 No.54099956 I thought we would be getting into a deflationary depression, but now I can see the USA heading into hyperinflation if they print a shitload more money for the banks...

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:18:15 2023 No.54099968
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>>54099853
The issue of money ought to correspond with the growth of population and
thereby children also must absolutely be reckoned as consumers of currency
from the day of their birth. The revision of issue is a material question for the
whole world.
You are aware that the gold standard has been the ruin of the States which adopted it, for it has not been able to satisfy the demands for money, the more so
that we have removed gold from circulation as far as possible.
With us the standard that must be introduced is the cost of working-man
power, whether it be reckoned in paper or in wood. We shall make the issue of
money in accordance with the normal requirements of each subject, adding to
the quantity with every birth and subtracting with every death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:18:31 2023 No.54099975 >>54099916 All the people still making 08 and dot com comparisons are giving me a strong bullish signal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:18:46 2023 No.54099981 >>54099635 who's going to collect on the US Military? serious question. "ching chong give us our money whittu piggu!" "uh... how about i nuke you? how does that sound as payment?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:19:45 2023 No.54099995 >>54099942 How ironic, just when people started learning what fractional reserve banking is the system already moved to ZERO reserve banking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:20:00 2023 No.54099998 >>54099046 Amazing. Somehow a post from February ended up in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:21:00 2023 No.54100017 >>54099995 If people need 10,000 in cash, why don't I just mark a loan for ten trillion apple project and use the daily interest from that to cover the depositors needs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:21:11 2023 No.54100021 File: 33 KB, 720x427, 1678409684414173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:21:40 2023 No.54100036 Bought some ARKK calls and 10x BTC contracts. Also shorted some oil. 2021 is FUCKING BACK, baby. Boomers = Mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:21:58 2023 No.54100043 File: 100 KB, 862x685, 1592527724956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099948 Can't refi with negative equity my bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:23:01 2023 No.54100060 File: 2.20 MB, 1280x1280, 1646928322671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099918 welcome to the internet. have a look around. anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:23:01 2023 No.54100061 >>54099950 >hurr durr the government will raise taxes >for realz this tiem I'll believe it went it happens. Then they can pry it from my itemized deducted hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:23:18 2023 No.54100068 >>54099588 >ladies checked I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:24:42 2023 No.54100099 File: 1.70 MB, 666x374, 1678713017968774.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099936 mumble-mumble-mumble AMERICA mumble leaves without answering questions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:24:54 2023 No.54100102 File: 128 KB, 370x453, 1674520004637179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RIP SVB!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:26:14 2023 No.54100125 >>54100099 we could have had Trump but you fucks voted for this dementia patient. you get what you deserve, smhtbhwy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:27:08 2023 No.54100143 >>54100000 Let me see it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:27:55 2023 No.54100160 >>54100043 Devil frog, are you saying my 2022 housing purchase might have consequences?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:28:13 2023 No.54100164 >>54100125 >>54100099 Hes looking realllly old lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:28:43 2023 No.54100177 File: 88 KB, 814x1012, 1678700733052513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DXY predictions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:29:14 2023 No.54100188 >>54099828 Rent + bills + whatever statement balance is for credit cards. Pay 0% interest, claim a couple % rewards, shift excess or deficit from brokerage every month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:29:31 2023 No.54100192 File: 366 KB, 1668x1202, 20230313_182642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they call me a twink >I could heem every ham chad on /smg/ Reminder that gym gains are the only gains jews can't steal from you. Hope you bought puts today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:29:35 2023 No.54100194 File: 645 KB, 972x1116, devilpepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100160 You can say the consequences... will never be the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:30:38 2023 No.54100209 So you're saying CRSR has a chance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:31:35 2023 No.54100226 >>54100177 crab until fomc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:31:59 2023 No.54100233 >>54099828 -110% Cash is worthless.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:32:03 2023 No.54100234
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>>54099981
Anon, China (and Japan and Saudi and...) could give less of a fuck. But as those MMT dipshits relentlessly reminded us, we owe 90%+ of the debt to ourselves.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:32:22 2023 No.54100243
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>>54099878
A Soft Landing means we get no cut at all.

Pivotards don't understand that the Fed doesn't want a Pivot they want a soft landing. They want the economy running, low inflation and 4-6% interest to be the norm again. Then they will enact adjustments but they have no plan to actually cut the rate as aggressively as they did in the past that is just a fairy tale they tell congress to make them shut up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:32:43 2023 No.54100248 >>54099828 After I pay bills/rent. I leave a thousand bucks and throw everything else into my brokerage account

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:33:15 2023 No.54100255 File: 1014 KB, 443x510, 1659979170943268.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures yes please I need a bounce tomorrow and then go all in UVIX

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:33:21 2023 No.54100257
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>>54100209
>bought CRSR at $20 when it first went public or whatever
>sold at $30, felt like i did good
>it went up to over $40, felt bad like I missed out
>now it's $15

wtf happened? just standard bear market shenanigans or what? at least i don't feel so bad anymore kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:34:02 2023 No.54100267 >>54100243 Yeah I kinda agree. The fed has said they dont want any cuts for a while. They want to return to the norm of reasonable rates for bonds and savings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:34:10 2023 No.54100268 time to read up, /Biz/ Markie the bank's telling you the FDIC's just a friend https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11qhwgz/bank_term_funding_program_the_notabailout_can/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:34:24 2023 No.54100275 >>54099828 I got enough to survive 12 months. Everything after that goes to my brokerage account. I also got $10k in gold and silver. As you can probably tell I like to be on the safe side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:34:31 2023 No.54100276 File: 595 KB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best time to buy puts on DIS?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:34:52 2023 No.54100285
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>>54100255
>he even does the hand clasp

god i fucking hate jon stewart so much right now. i used to love the daily show and colbert report when i was growing up... wtf happened bros? how did they become so pozzed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:35:38 2023 No.54100293 >>54100276 Before earnings. It just bobs with the market most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:36:18 2023 No.54100300 >>54100293 So before market close on 05/10/2023, got it. Thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:36:28 2023 No.54100301 File: 95 KB, 392x550, 1678429868382724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100268 >linking to plebbit gas yourself nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:36:48 2023 No.54100306 >>54100268 did you really just post a r*ddit link? you have to go back, nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:36:54 2023 No.54100309 File: 323 KB, 720x1280, 1643384078774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its over, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:37:15 2023 No.54100313 File: 18 KB, 949x508, John-Stewart-Half-Baked-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100285 He was just a softer, more intellectual prepackaged rebellion not unlike Rage is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:39:10 2023 No.54100338 File: 2.76 MB, 1084x1080, a metaphoric representation of inflation and its effect on the working class 1231251265.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100309 it has only begun.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:39:10 2023 No.54100339
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So another day. Another day of "hey look a regional bank shat" For no reason though other than blind panic. Hey works for me. It gives me a valid reason to give in to my bagging urge. Yay!.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:40:09 2023 No.54100351 >>54100301 >>54100306 this is about making money, not virtual turf war dork shit

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:40:48 2023 No.54100361

Anyone else likes to invest in illiquid value stocks?
For example MPX: poweboat (as in, richfags toys) producer with rising revenue, little debt, low P/E and nice divvy.
Stocks like this are quite volatile, which makes them a good target for swing trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:41:59 2023 No.54100379 >>54100285 Daily show was pretty left leaning, then they just went full retard at a certain point. He's just a tool for the globalhomo now same with all the other late night 'funny' men.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:43:26 2023 No.54100395
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>>54100351
Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditor into the concrete. Slam dunk a redditor baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy söyjaks. Defecate in a redditor's food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into a redditor's gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditors heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp pregnant söyjak redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditor skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditor fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:44:19 2023 No.54100419 File: 125 KB, 580x832, 4CA968A6-57F6-40B6-8419-5670AB9D8DE3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spy puts or sqqq calls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:46:10 2023 No.54100446 File: 24 KB, 400x450, 1678647323131022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >soft touch plastics

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:48:39 2023 No.54100477 File: 14 KB, 400x400, 1661094197135353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100419 VIX calls stop being a pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:49:30 2023 No.54100488 >>54100477 Nobody knows what VIX is. They only pretend to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:49:34 2023 No.54100490 URANIUM BROS I CANT WAIT FOR THE ASX TO OPEN MY SHIT IS GOING TO ROCKET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:51:11 2023 No.54100511 >>54100488 The vagina index? Of course calls are the right play. Shit's getting expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:51:18 2023 No.54100515 File: 94 KB, 471x388, 1654740063816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099419 >CS is still public

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:51:38 2023 No.54100520

Keep Russians are so retarded. Trillions of dollars and their country becoming a crime ridden wasteland after almost 100 years of a death struggle, and all the KGB would have needed to do to end capitalism was force the a few moderately capitalized banks to fail... KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:51:41 2023 No.54100522 File: 7 KB, 504x93, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100488 wdym it's quite simple

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:52:36 2023 No.54100538 >>54100257 Standard tech IPO during post-COVID bull run that now has to deal with inflated prices and possibly still-existing supply chain issues.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:53:00 2023 No.54100543

>>54100379
oh i know. i just feel like before they were both "jokey-jokes" about it. then something switched and they both became fucking insane, idk why. maybe it's just another sign of the times? idk... feels like whatever you call nostalgic but it's bad instead of good, like the reverse of rose-tinted glasses...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:53:44 2023 No.54100555 File: 581 KB, 1046x765, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100488 Don't be a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:54:02 2023 No.54100559 Makes me wonder, didn't S&P actually drop much more from the 2021 top than just 20%? I mean, if you take inflation into account it's more like 40% already right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:54:07 2023 No.54100560 >>54100555 nice digits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:54:15 2023 No.54100562 File: 98 KB, 220x216, Bug eyed black guy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100522 >It actually uses integrals and shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:55:09 2023 No.54100572 >>54100192 Gym gains are fake, they're a misrepresentation of your genetic potential, but on some level everybody can sense the fraud. You can make your muscles grow but you can't make others believe you're now the man you weren't earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:55:49 2023 No.54100579 >>54100559 Yup. We've been in a ~2% inflation world for so long though that very few people have "gotten" that, and there aren't many tools that conveniently inflation-adjust stock prices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:56:08 2023 No.54100584 File: 179 KB, 1024x1002, 1677615333150568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100562 You got a better way to measure rate of change?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:57:36 2023 No.54100604 File: 98 KB, 657x527, 1664450430322763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100584 You are supposed to take the derivative of a line if you want to know the slope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:57:45 2023 No.54100611 >>54100584 Based. Cant stand so many brainlets that can figure out what a derivative means or rate of change. Man I hate people who are stupid with money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:57:52 2023 No.54100614 >>54100584 Wouldn't that be derivatives instead? But besides that, I know the e^rT is just trolling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:00:35 2023 No.54100642 File: 164 KB, 989x590, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not to burst any bubble here or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:00:42 2023 No.54100645 >>54100614 Yeah technically integrals are the area under slope right?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:01:09 2023 No.54100656
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>If I buy SCHW and the panic is over nothing, just mindless panic, then I could almost 2x everything that I put down over a very short time period of time when it bounces back
>If the panic knocks over the dominoes by itself, or it turns out that the sellers know something that I don't, then I could lose every penny I put in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:01:40 2023 No.54100665 >>54099015 Bullish (unironically). The Fed has already stepped in with bailouts and will pause + start QE soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:03:37 2023 No.54100695 >>54100656 seems like calls would be a better choice here. at least there you risk 100% for infinite gain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:04:15 2023 No.54100711 >>54100572 I jumped out planes for 6 years in the Army and you spend all day gooning. Please don't tell me about being a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:04:31 2023 No.54100713 uhh bros i just found out my bank is on a short list of 'svb like risks'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:04:44 2023 No.54100716 >>54100665 What the Fed is doing here is not bullish. Don't be fooled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:05:15 2023 No.54100730 >>54098937 No one ever says etrade. I like etrade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:05:16 2023 No.54100732 >>54100711 Out of* fucking short Google

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:05:57 2023 No.54100749 >>54100730 That's what I use to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:08:13 2023 No.54100784 >>54100695 Going all in on buying calls? It'd be a lot of profit, but if it crabs because the panic leads to a slow recovery then I could be fucked by the power of crab as well. That'd almost be worse.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:09:44 2023 No.54100810
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>2 trillion in trash bank assets already swapped daily (nightly) so save balance sheets from entering oblivion
>let's eat even more trash assets
hehe
the music never stops, eh, anon?
unless...?
what was that saying about the bigger they are, the harder they... get bailed out?
no, that wasn't quite it... maybe it'll come to us some day :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:11:17 2023 No.54100837 >>54100711 >I'm a zogbot that means I'm a manly man lmao, you can't make others believe you're now the man you weren't earlier and there's no way around this. All you're achieving is putting your insecurities on display.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:11:25 2023 No.54100841 >>54100656 So they stated all this: https://www.aboutschwab.com/perspective-on-recent-industry-events And nobody really bought. It's still heemed. I'm leaning towards those sellers knowing something we don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:11:55 2023 No.54100856 i have a grubhub from wingstop here for uhhh.. it just says 'N'?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:12:40 2023 No.54100868

>>54100810
I still dont understand what a reverse repo is. But I guess you could keep inflating it and eventually the position pays off over long enough. Like SVB has long dated treasuries. At some point it does give you that $100 back. Theres money there to do ok with eventually. The ROI is just trash but it would be billions still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:12:52 2023 No.54100874 >>54100837 Post gut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:13:15 2023 No.54100878 >>54100572 Loser mentality

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:14:28 2023 No.54100897 >>54100878 You can make yourself more healthy, you just can't make others believe you're now the man you weren't earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:14:28 2023 No.54100896 >>54100868 >bank "lends" money to fed >fed pays them back 1 second later with interest This gives bank extra money to improve their liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:15:30 2023 No.54100917 >>54100897 You are what you make yourself faggot. If you don't try you turn into a tranny a buy rope

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:15:36 2023 No.54100921

>>54100868
it's basically an overnight swap that lets banks park their junk assets (MBS, bonds inferior to Treasury, etc.) for TBonds (good as gold) so the balance sheets look crisp and outstanding rather than rotting and stinking to high heaven
and it goes round and round and round every. single. day
and it keeps increasing
what do you think - are banks in a healthy position with their real investments? :^)
>>54100896
>treasury security
>money
eh close enough in concept I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:19:38 2023 No.54100976 What's the best bank etf? I want to buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:21:08 2023 No.54100992 >>54100897 Who gives a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:21:36 2023 No.54100998 >>54100976 BOIL The B stands for Banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:22:10 2023 No.54101006 >>54100976 KBWB added bonus of almost looking like KWAB

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:22:37 2023 No.54101016

>>54100713
Well you post here, so you don't have over $250k. That means, worst case, the FDIC swoops in on them Friday and you're back in business Monday morning.

Obviously if you need cash for a drug deal or something, wouldn't hurt to pull some out now. But generally service disruptions are minimal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:22:47 2023 No.54101021 >>54099655 Why are CPGs and household products/foodstuffs considered called "defensive?" "Consumer constants" makes more sense to me. I know this isn't specific to just that pic and is a generally used term, just wondering where it comes from

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:25:08 2023 No.54101045 >>54101021 they overperform in a bear market, but underperform in a bull, so they're only worth owning if you think it's time for shtf.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:25:12 2023 No.54101049

>>54101021
Because everyone must use them in all economic conditions, their stock value does not fluctuate much, so they're not profitable. For the same reason they don't dump hard on hard economic times. Thus they're a good choice for a defensive portfolio.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:25:13 2023 No.54101050 >>54100976 BNKU because it sounds like a Japanese guy saying "bank".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:27:17 2023 No.54101087 File: 130 KB, 1080x720, FrIpNguaIAE_X5J.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blue vertical lines show when the NYSI drops below 0 at or around the same time the NYMOT Drops below 300.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:27:45 2023 No.54101097 >>54101045 >>54101049 Gotcha thanks

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:28:33 2023 No.54101110

>>54100921
>banks park their junk assets
>>54100896
But is the fed buying the assets back at a premium or are the banks doing it? Like Jp morgan needs extra cash for reserves and sells it to the fed and then rebuys it next day. Just seems weird for the fed to keep doing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:28:53 2023 No.54101118 File: 2.19 MB, 243x199, 1652290644046.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100976 I bought DPST at close

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:32:21 2023 No.54101175

>>54101110
>When the Federal Reserve conducts an overnight RRP, it sells a security to an eligible counterparty and simultaneously agrees to buy the security back the next day. This transaction does not affect the size of the System Open Market Account (SOMA) portfolio, but there is a reduction in reserve balances on the liability side of the Federal Reserve's balance sheet and a corresponding increase in reverse repo obligations while the trade is outstanding. The FOMC sets the ON RRP offering rate, which is the maximum interest rate the Federal Reserve is willing to pay in an ON RRP operation; the actual interest rate that a counterparty receives is determined through an auction process.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:32:47 2023 No.54101186 >>54100841 Fuck me, you might be right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:32:55 2023 No.54101187 File: 73 KB, 740x960, 1675270847101018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to buy the dip but I'm still more scared than I am greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:33:07 2023 No.54101189 >>54100730 Etrade sucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:34:15 2023 No.54101209 >>54101187 Buy bonds like some of the cooler smggers are doing. Lock in almost 5% gains for 6-months.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:35:11 2023 No.54101220
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>>54101187
anyone else think to themselves how people can be so bad with money and so uneducated and unskillful that they can't even afford to eat some times?

IQ and the bell curve is real and it terrifies me. half of people in the world are double digit IQ. think about that for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:35:59 2023 No.54101228 >>54100784 you can buy in the money calls if you are afraid of crab,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:36:11 2023 No.54101232 >>54101187 That's when you have to buy

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:36:37 2023 No.54101236
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>>54101187
Well NVO is in the "dip" phase of its bipolar price action, so if you want a thematically appropriate "buy" that's been beating SPY during this selloff, it might be worth taking a look at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:37:20 2023 No.54101249 >>54101220 You start to realize the basic behavior of humans is nobles and peasants because a lot of people arent capable of leadership and independent thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:37:22 2023 No.54101250 >>54101016 don't reply to be again reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:38:42 2023 No.54101273 >>54101250 have some gold, kind stranger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:39:46 2023 No.54101287 File: 488 KB, 1080x878, 1678660441345307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baking!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:40:37 2023 No.54101302 >>54101250 Well, ok. Here's the reply so I'm not reddit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:42:10 2023 No.54101322 >>54101249 what happens when technology fixes that and AI merges with human brains and everyone becomes super smart?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:42:39 2023 No.54101335

>>54101220
As someone with 135 IQ I find it very annoying to be around people. They struggle with things that seem very intuitive or obvious to me and having to explain those things is quite annoying.
Good thing that most of the /smg/gers are intellectuals capable of civilized discussion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:43:34 2023 No.54101352 I bought BNKD this morning, how fucked am I desu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:45:42 2023 No.54101383 >>54101269 >>54101269 >>54101269 >>54101269

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:46:12 2023 No.54101395 >>54101352 Big banks are the ones that'll survive this crisis. In fact, they'll probably lead the recovery as they gobble up the smaller ones going bust. Here's where you can look at what you bought: https://microsectors.com/big-banks/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:46:12 2023 No.54101397 >>54101189 I've tried every broker except like weebull and moomoo. They all suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:36:46 2023 No.54102247 >>54098280 Hold. This too shall pass

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:10:34 2023 No.54102788 >>54101383 too early, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:31:15 2023 No.54104205 >>54098937 Fidelity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:33:20 2023 No.54104252 File: 240 KB, 680x680, 603FA18C-1F7A-4662-8838-C60A5294955E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54100515 Not for long, don’t trade that stock tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:37:03 2023 No.54104325 >>54100194 >>54100043 prices still haven't dropped here. I have cash and am ready to buy. Let me guess >two more weeks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:27:36 2023 No.54105072 >>54099161 i’m in at $20 lfg, frc

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:52:29 2023 No.54105379 File: 111 KB, 1024x1018, 1627078649797m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54099655 the dump was friday while everyone was still unaware to panic

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:01:27 2023 No.54105473

>BOGDABOT REPORT (past 2 hours) March 13, 23:59:
#1: SVB. Mentions: 10. Sentiment: -3%.
#2: MAIN. Mentions: 5. Sentiment: +7%.
#3: JPM. Mentions: 5. Sentiment: -7%.
#4: CS. Mentions: 4. Sentiment: +5%.
#5: BNKD. Mentions: 3. Sentiment: -19%. (avoid) (low accuracy)

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