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Can someone give me a rundown of whats happening

>> No.54090631

>>54090578
/pol/tards spreading malinformation for the whole weekend
eventually nothing happens and now they try to gaslight you that something is happening

>> No.54090673
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>>54090631
>gaslight you
you need to go back, tranny.

>> No.54090716

>>54090578
/biz/tards got BTFOed and put in their place and now they are blaming /POL/ because of the estrogen from HRT in their system so all they can do is eat hot chip, look they phone, have small budding tits and lie.

>> No.54090725

>>54090578
Nothing is happening, is this rundown good enough?
>>54090631
/thread

>> No.54090727

>>54090578
It.

>> No.54090743
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54090743

>>54090578
Subatomic particles are constantly moving and interacting with each other, making up the fabric of existence itself. We're all still alive, present and real. Just another day in paradise

>> No.54090750

>>54090578
here's a quick rundown
https://youtu.be/Jlg2i9Z2rU4

>> No.54090772

>>54090578
geriatric retard president doing populist damage control to distract the nigger cattle public from the unstable footing of the banking system and the broader economy. things might be fine.... or they might not be. more people should be asking how these banks flew under the radar for so long, and why they're failing now, in rapid succession.
>it's not a contagion, goy
same nonsense that we heard at the onset of the scamdemic

>> No.54090802

>dow and nasdaq are green
nothing happened, /pol/chumps btfo

>> No.54090818

>>54090578
jannies have turned off biz for the day because they're scared

>> No.54090837

>>54090802
Can't tell if maymay or actually retarded.

>> No.54090863

>>54090743
BRRRRRAAAAAAP

>> No.54090887

>>54090578
the ukrain won

>> No.54090919

>>54090837
if it was that bad stock market would be red its green therefore nothing burger

3 banks nobody ever heard of collapsed and President said depositors will be covered no tax payer will be left holding the bag so this nothingburger """"crisis"""" it's basically already over

>> No.54090933

>>54090578
Nothing ever happens

>> No.54090969

>>54090919
>use of the word """nothingburger""" twice
>spelled differently each time
ask me how i know you're a low IQ nigger teenager posting from a stolen iphone.

>> No.54090972

>>54090919
Oh shit, you are actually retarded. Finance impacts every sector. They'll respond accordingly over the week.

>> No.54091002

>>54090631
fpbp
>>54090673
you first >>>/pol/

>> No.54091019

>>54090802
>markters struggling to break above pre-market highs
>pump

This is the most pathetic pump I've ever seen. If youre daytrading like a schizo, you can make money today. Otherwise I guarantee you every single one of you DCA Bulltards are still deep in the red.

>> No.54091021

>>54090969
>>54090972
in 2008 stock market bevame red immediately after Lehman and that Washington band died dumbass how if this is 2008 v2 its still green?

>> No.54091033

>>54090578
all u.s. banks have collapsed.
the money is backed by nothing now.
people that know are out of the banks.
or leaving the banks right now.
#bankrunlife

all the banks will collapse throughout spring and summer, and anon will finally find an aspie gf that loves him and get her pregnant.

good times ahead..

simply,
stop dealing with banks.

>> No.54091035

>>54090969
> Number 13: Nothingburger King Economic Collapse
> The last thing you'd want in your Nothingburger King nothingburger is someone else's habbening; but it turns out, that might be what you get.

>> No.54091063

A bunch of shit-tier regional banks are losing money on their treasury bond purchases from 2+ years ago. Because of recent rate hikes, the value of those old bonds has tanked and so has the value of all these companies. I don't know why the big banks arent' getting hurt as badly. probably jew magic or something

>> No.54091082

>>54090578
Jews outjewing jews.

>> No.54091087

>>54091021
what race are you? congoloid niggerbeast, i am guessing.

>> No.54091125

A couple banks failed due to high interest rates and Jerome Powell sperging out over it. Markets reacted violently so much that three big banks failed, causing a bank run. The Fed and Washington DC shit their pants, and saved the day by buying up the banks and the debt, screwing working Americans but saving the economy

>> No.54091154

>>54091087
>what race are you?
sexhavingrace, chuddy. Have you tried it sometime? lol

>> No.54091169

>>54091087
answer the question dipshit if it is so happening where is the bank run and economic crumble? in 2008 stock market crashed in 1 day not over 2 weeks idiot

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>>54090631
ok newfag here how is this not a happening?

>> No.54091187

>>54090578
What's Happening!! follows the lives of three working-class African-American teens living in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Watts. The show stars Ernest Thomas as Roger "Raj" Thomas, Haywood Nelson as Dwayne Nelson, and Fred Berry as Freddy "Rerun" Stubbs. Additional co-stars include: Danielle Spencer as Roger's younger sister Dee; Mabel King as Roger and Dee's mother Mabel; and Shirley Hemphill as Shirley Wilson, a waitress at Rob's Place, the neighborhood restaurant where the boys are regular patrons. Recurring characters include Rob (Earl Billings), owner of Rob's Place, and Mrs. Collins (Fritzi Burr), a sarcastic history teacher and the sponsor of the school newspaper.

>> No.54091201

the jews here are gaslighting everyone into thinking nothing is happening while the first dominoes of the banking system have *JUST* begun to fall

>> No.54091251

>>54091021
smaller banks collapsed before those big ones did

>> No.54091254

>>54091177
banks go red and green and red and back to green all the time moron, sometimes in. 1 day. call me when. Bank stock or indice falls 20%(never happen)

>> No.54091265

Jewish sabotage to kill crypto. Screencap this

>> No.54091286

>>54090743
i want to have sex with her NOW!!!

>> No.54091287

>>54091201
>*JUST* begun to fall
2 more weeks

>> No.54091295

>>54091169
Bears made money on puts all last week and took profit this morning, while DCA Bulltards like you are still deep in the red, even with this pump that hasnt broken premarket highs yet. How's that for an answer?

>> No.54091331

>>54091254
>more misspellings and unintelligible third world low IQ niggerbabble

You will never be a native English speaker. You have an accent, you have no subject-verb agreement, you have no chance to be seen as one of us. You are a swarthy subhuman twisted by English cargo-cult schooling and forum browsing into a crude mockery of our language's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish accent behind closed doors.

Native speakers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed Anglos to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even swarthoids who “speak fluent English” sound uncanny and unnatural to a white man. Your misuse of verb tenses are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to "practice English" with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected curry-stained clothing.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be okay, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your gross ethnic parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name (written in some gobbledygook sewer script), and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a disgusting mud-person is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably ethnic.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>> No.54091344

>>54091254
so first republic bank closed at 81 yesterday and now its trading at just under 30 and thats normal?

>> No.54091376
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>>54091002

>> No.54091426

>>54091177
Trading was halted. That means everything is fine.

>> No.54091442

>>54090631
>malinformation
Oh hey I've heard of this one but never seen anyone use it in the wild until now. It's leftist code for "well yeah the information is factual but YOU ARE BAD FOR SAYING IT REEEEEEE"

>> No.54091444

>>54091331
didn't read idiot

>>54091295
>muh hecking premarket highs
so it's nothing?

>>54091344
bank is vulnerable to big fluctuation svb + signature collapse put strain on the system it will bounced back in 4 days.

>> No.54091477

>>54091444
>so it's nothing?

Lol QQQ is literally turning over right now at the Pre-Market highs.

>> No.54091495

>>54090743

I wanna stick my face between those cheeks so much but I just know it’s gonna smell really bad. :(

>> No.54091522

>>54091002
>f4g

>> No.54091527

>>54091477
who gives a shit if nasdaq and dow are still gren???? let. Me guess, 2 more weeks?

>> No.54091556

>>54091527
>more misspellings and abuse of punctuation
>>54091477
anon you should know that you are conversing with a low IQ third world niggermonkey. stop feeding the animals.

>> No.54091559

>>54090673
Go back to /pol/ with the rest of the brown people, this is the white mans board

>> No.54091593

>gets btfo
>"stop feeding le troll"
kek dipshit seethe over nothing burger

>> No.54091632

>>54091593
what third world nigger shithole are you from? i should fly out there and fuck your sister's brown asshole raw.

>> No.54091732

>>54091632
>tard seethe
KEK

>> No.54091873

>>54091444
>>54091527
>>54091593
Aaaaand down it goes LOL. Deeper in the red you go Bulltard.

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54091989

Sure, here's your QRD.
>be burger bank
>buy shitton of 10y treasury bonds
>forget to buy hedge against interest rate exposure
>interest rate goes up
>insolvent.exe

>> No.54091990

>>54091873
dow jumped UP tard

>> No.54092086

>>54091989
Actually it's China
https://www.ft.com/content/716b793e-d650-4e23-9e6f-600c1e4dc760

>> No.54092091

>>54091990
>the dow

Your shitty meme tech stocks are governed by the NasDaq, not the Dow.

>> No.54092097

>>54090578
>vc are retarded herd animals and do a monkey-see-monkey-do bank run on their main bank
>depositors get a bailout
>shareholders do NOT get a bailout
>this causes anybody who has equity in banks to bail, because why the fuck would you fund this nonsense when it can go to zero
basically you don't want to be a shareholder of any bank that isn't big enough that everybody involved will be bailed out, which the vast majority are not

>> No.54092122

Numbers go down, numbers go up.

>> No.54092206

>>54092091
>no bank run
>negligible market impact outside bank stocks
>confirmed bailouts
imaging thinking this is a happoooning KEK

>> No.54092606

>>54090743
disgusting cellulite but I still would