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[Anonymous No.54089329]

On your KNEES bobo. Someone shoulda liquidated you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a bobo I can't ruin with this here long and mighty market order! I tell ye back in defi summer I met a real mean one. He had this dumb smug look on his face, a reaction image folder full of bears and no less than 5 threads ready to go to fud every trending coin. T'was older gentlemen, a duo with some mighty peculiar plastic surgery d'ye ken?, that they hired me to liquidate this particular bobo. Was some half-dozen whales what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed ursine, by fallerin' the daily demoralization threads this bobo did post, swaggerin' as the jannies remained asleep. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, the bobo's uncovered shorts just BEGGING to be scamwicked. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he sat alone watching the charts, tending to his over-leveraged shorts. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I placed a mighty buy order. I tell ye boy, but that bobo began to FIGHT! This un-liquidated, proud bobo was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my recurring buys out in an instant as he scrambled onto the Binance app and began ta' add more collateral. And bobo did he began to wail! As loud as a pink wojak he were. This bobo could tell the liquidation was coming, and I tell ye, he got LIQUIDATED. This obstinate cur could sell on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the Bogs were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, desperately trying to cover his shorts. But he lost it all, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That bobo has gone broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all get BOGGED. By supreme lord of finance MUMU and his strong bovine udders, close yer shorts and sell boy, or, you'll get liquidated, too!