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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLVbVqqsXF8
GET IN HERE, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT WORSE

>> No.54084789

>>54084776
Nothing burger

>> No.54084798

>>54084776
Lmao what made his cronies think that pants shitting is what anyone asked for?

>> No.54084819

>>54084776
Sorry East Palestine this money is going to SVB trannies

>> No.54084828

>>54084798
If he realizes he shits his pants its another 2 weeks of bear market. Similar to the groundhog

>> No.54084838

>>54084776
this is how you know it's bad lol.
like before they announced SVB was seized by authorities, he was talking about how CPI was gonna be great.
it's called desperation.

>> No.54084841

>>54084789
Cope

>> No.54084865

More borderline incoherent ramblings about how we’re stronger than ever and everything is fine, he’ll also announce another 100b to Ukraine

>> No.54084872

>Come on man, don't take your money out of the banks man.

>> No.54084874

Please tell us everything is fine

>> No.54084890

*walks up to the podium
*falls down steps
*sharts self
*hail to the chief starts playing

>> No.54084913

Id like to invest in the pharmaceutical companies of the drugs hes on

>> No.54084940

>>54084776
WE NEED MOA MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAMS IN JEWKRAINE

>> No.54084941

he's going to fuck it up more isnt he?

>> No.54084943

>>54084828
What if we all see the shit in his pants? My prediction is he is going to royally fuck this and cause a worse crash with his speech. It will also get him removed from office.

>> No.54084972

>>54084776
I rather watch Joel Osteen speak about the written word of god.

>> No.54084979

thumbs down the video. fuckin got em

>> No.54084987

here we go

>> No.54084989

probably some bland message about how everything is fine.

would be laugh if he says "the fundamentals of our economy are sound"

then the whole thing collapses

>> No.54084998

he sounds drunk

>> No.54085000

>>54084776
>your deposits are safe, they will be there when you need them
ITS SO FUCKING OVER BROS

>> No.54085005

>>54084776
>manic mentally ill sign language roastie
Why don't they fire these freaks and just use closed captions?

>> No.54085010

>>54084789
Lol

>> No.54085013

>>54085000
>trips
we're fucked

>> No.54085023

>>54084776
>it has come to my attention that JP Morgan is down 1 million billi...
>I mean royal fitness is down 35 trillion million
>well we can do it, we don't need to run out and get all our money out of the mom and bob bank on the corner, next to the soda shop on main street
>sharts

>> No.54085031

It's safe guys

>> No.54085032
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>>54084776
>at these bank

fuck he is not clear, other banks will go to shit.

>> No.54085033

haha holy shit he is a walking corpse
>no refunds

>> No.54085034

>>54085000
WITNESS

>> No.54085035

>managers = FIRED
>investors = shafted

haha thank you based joe

>> No.54085036

management will be fired
WHAT

>> No.54085037

THAT'S HOW CAPITALISM WORKS, BITCH
- t. joe biden

>> No.54085042

I unironically miss Obama. Biden is such a fucking senile old bitch.

>> No.54085049

ESL bitch going ham

>> No.54085051

Biden blames trump for this LMAO

>> No.54085052

>he blames trump

>> No.54085055

trump must be seething that he didn't get to say that line about being fired

>> No.54085057

>>54085005
It’s deliberately designed to distract you and make it harder for normal people to think about what’s being said

>> No.54085064

He's right, you know. Drumpf caused this (unironically)

>> No.54085074

"unfortunately the last administration rolled back the regulations we put in"


OHHHHHHH SNAP TRUMPOIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.54085082

>we've had strong economic progress
You know if he was honest, he might actually convince people not to run to the hills.

>> No.54085087
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54085087

bailouts?

>> No.54085093

>>54084776
lmfao

>> No.54085095

We're fucked...

>> No.54085097

>>54085074
not really, kek

>> No.54085098

He's so stiff and rigid and old kek

>> No.54085103
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>>54084776
no q&a what a country

>> No.54085104

Who is there to fire when the bank is already forcibly closed?

>> No.54085107

he ran away. lmao

>> No.54085106

america, what the fuck is this?

>> No.54085108

Thats it......

>> No.54085110

>>54085000
>thank you and god bless america
>takes no questions and leaves
its even worse than i thought

>> No.54085112

good thing he answered all the questions, as always

>> No.54085113

that awkward old man shuffle out the door

>> No.54085114

>may god protect our troops
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.54085116

>won't be a ripple effect
were the xrp schizos right?

>> No.54085119

>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
based

>> No.54085120

He actually found the door

>> No.54085121

>no questions
>immediately shuffles back to his cryo chamber

dear me

>> No.54085123

>>54085098
He barely made it out the door

>> No.54085126

>Mr President will the US economy collapse?
>Thank you! And God protect our troops!
>*Walks out the door*

>> No.54085128

>>54085108
He shit and had too leave? Didnt you see the trail?

>> No.54085130

kek he just walked off

>> No.54085132

>>54084776
They're actually panicking

It's unironically over

>> No.54085134

Lmao that ending.
We are doomed.

>> No.54085135
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>MR PRESIDENT CAN YOU ASSURE PEOPLE THAT THERE WON'T BE A RIPPLE EFFECT
>walks out
okay that cracked me up

>> No.54085138

>>54085095
>less than 5 minutes
>it's fine lol
> doesn't take questions
>markets open in 25 min
Yep.

>> No.54085144

>>54085082

If he was honest, he'd be dead before he stepped down from the podium.

>> No.54085145

>the ripple (XRP) effect

>> No.54085149
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>RIPPLE effect
XRPbros?

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>>54085103

>> No.54085152

>>54085126
hes way out there man

>> No.54085154

I'm sorry but that was a chad move to just fuck off back to his bunker lmfao what the fuck man

>> No.54085158

>>54085051
Based

>> No.54085164

Let’s see how long it takes him to blame trump
Oh about 30 seconds

>> No.54085163

>>54085113
>>54085112
>>54085110
Fucking KEK I’m in tears

>> No.54085166

Holy shit this is terrible i am scared of the we will pay those in these banks part

He did not mention the names so others will go to shit but they can't possible cover all of this, just first republic and svb are around 400b usd that's a shit ton of money.

Which moron let him talk, he just said they are covering all banks?6 more banks at this rate and it's the usa yearly budget in insurance they have to pay.

It would even be better to nationalize those shit banks.

>> No.54085174

>>54085135
this is america

>> No.54085177

>>54084890

Fucken lol

>> No.54085176

>>54085154
>chad move
since when was having crippling brainrot a chad move?

>> No.54085179

tick-tock

>> No.54085190
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54085190

Leadership
Strong

>> No.54085194
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>>54084828

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>>54085121
this, this!
I spat my coffee out pointing at the screen
He didn't even walk out, he just as you said, shuffled out silently xD

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>>54085174
don't catch you slippin now

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>>54085138

>> No.54085210

>>54085190
fuck off commie

>> No.54085214

>>54085194
She's cute

>> No.54085221
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>> No.54085223

>>54085176
since trump was annihilated in 2020

>> No.54085224

creditunion bros will we be okay? i don't use banks but everything is in a smaller local credit union

>> No.54085226

>this will be paid for by the fees that the banks pay into the federal insurance fund

im not familiar with the FDIC inner workings, what is he referring to here?

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>>54085210
>>54085166
>budget

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54085238

god protect our troops... from whomst?

>> No.54085240

>>54085221
This looks like a fucking sitcom studio

>> No.54085248

19 minutes till market open
predictions?

>> No.54085251

>>54085221
>oops..that wasnt a fart!

>> No.54085252

>>54085226
Basically they are going to raid the entire fund to cover the billionaires that were holding their cash there and there won't be any money left if another bank goes under

>> No.54085261

>>54085135
>later homo

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>>54085248

>> No.54085273

>>54085221
Imagine the smell.

>> No.54085275

>>54085221
>hold press conference
>refuse to elaborate
>leaves

>> No.54085272
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>>54085238

>> No.54085277

>>54085238
>uhhh al queda duhhh osama bin laden errr terrorist attacks 9/11

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>>54085275

>> No.54085295

>>54085277
thats what i imagine was going through his head when he said that

>> No.54085297

>>54085224
The immediate threat of bank runs are likely over in most cases; the problem is going to be the resulting BTFP policies leading to unprecedented levels of inflation for our country. So you will be able to spend your money, but I wouldn't anticipate it being worth anything within the next 2 years.

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>>54085221
If you look real close you can see the silhouette of the aide who clearly turned the door knob for him from the other side. He/She then walks quickly away to the right.

>> No.54085307

>>54084943
It will immediately get memory holed thanks to some false flag attack.

>> No.54085312

Literally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6CVvNRQcvE

>> No.54085313

What was the point of this? for real what was that 90 second bullshit.

>> No.54085317

what the fuck was the point of this speech?
he didnt say anything new
he didn't calm anyone down
he just mumbled some shit then walked away?

>> No.54085319

>ignores the question
>ambles out of the room like a geriatric retard
based

>> No.54085323

>>54085226
lol he doesn’t know, nobody knows anything

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>>54085297
But there's some proven strategy to battle any inflation

>> No.54085354

>>54085312
based

>> No.54085365
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54085365

This press conference was head scratching hilarious. Just seeing him shuffle out the door was embarrassingly funny.

Peak clown world strikes again

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tldr

>> No.54085398
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>>54085302
Can't risk another fall, or another door he can't open himself.

>> No.54085403

>>54084776
Honestly that was a pretty good speech. He said what he needed to say and reassured the public. 8/10

>> No.54085414

>>54085221
this reminds me of how david bowies lazarus music video ends

>> No.54085439

>>54085272
Now show Israel's warhead count

>> No.54085460

>>54085403
Yeah. Great President.

>> No.54085472

Must be important for him to wake up so early.

>> No.54085481

>>54085403
t. white house staffer

stop taking a break and wipe biden's ass he shidded himself again

>> No.54085485

How could I get China citizenship?

>> No.54085489

>>54084943
they'll just pay some incel to shoot up a school or a mosque or something to remove the pants shitting from the news cycle

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>>54085135

>> No.54085511

>>54085403
We'll see how the market "rallies" after this. It honestly might be better if it doesn't, because at least then we'll be acknowledging the problem.

>> No.54085562

>>54084776
>investors getting hit
>no protections
>iTs cApItAliSm!
Well there goes all banking investment in the US. Crashing the global economy at record speeds

>> No.54085617

>>54085562
What's shocking is the pledge of protecting all the money, do these clowns realize the scale of the shit they have to insure?

>> No.54085639

>>54085501
it's joever

>> No.54085642

What happens if people start to take out all their deposits? Clearly nobody will keep their money in there

>> No.54085656

>>54085617
I feel like they think they don’t have a choice

>> No.54085676

I honestly feel like everything's going to be okay. What a great start for my Monday!

>> No.54085679

>>54085642
There is not enough money there for everyone.

>> No.54085684

>>54085562
>>54085617
protecting the good faith depositors and screwing management + investors, this is the least bad option. at least they had 48 hours to think about it.

>> No.54085686

>>54085005
This is part of the reason that the West is failing, giving otherwise useless individuals jobs whose sole reason to exist is to give these people a job, they produce no value and are just a worthless money sink.
HR, diversity officers and civil servants are destroying our nations.

>> No.54085707

>>54084776
>no losses will be borne by the tax payers
>instead the money will come from the fees that banks pay into the Deposit Insurance Fund
kek ok

>> No.54085760

>>54085684
>protecting the good faith depositors and screwing management + investors, this is the least bad option. at least they had 48 hours to think about it.

No, it's still a shit ton of money you are talking about a trillion easy with a few more small banks going under and trillions for big banks.

They can't cover it.

>>54085656
Powell could have lowered rates so people slurped bank stonks.

It's both bad choices but this means inflation and bank collapse while the other is only inflation.

>> No.54085773

>>54085679
Daddy Biden said that all deposits are safu and avaliable today

>> No.54085821

>>54085313
>>54085317
It was a panic speech meant to reassure people but he panicked because he knows the truth

>> No.54085831

>>54085302
Good catch anon

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>>54085398

>> No.54086128

>>54084776
Did the White House find the ugliest translator they could find?

>> No.54086249
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>>54086046

>> No.54086282

>>54084776
Let me summarize it for you
>this crisis, caused entirely by my policies, is Trump's fault.

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>>54085214
That’s Sasha Gray zoomer. Us glorious millennials made our porn slut waifus take miles of cock, swim through rivers of cum, and take levels of sadistic abuse tied to any sexual act that no human could possibly find pleasure in the act. And then we still refuse to give these whores money because piracy is free. Now go give your smiling food truck girl shekels, filthy zoomie simp.

>> No.54086330

>>54085707
I laughed so hard at that part

>> No.54086397

>>54085166
>that's a shit ton of money
we have infinity money, we're running our government on the rosebud cheat from the sims. Now obviously this might someday have consequences, but we don't know what happens until we get there, so we should just keep going.

>> No.54086433

>>54085686
Useless eaters will spend and consoom, which is good for the economy

>> No.54086446

>>54085135
>shadman

>> No.54086577

just watched this
is this really american's president kek? literally can't read from an autoprompt without making a mistake every 2 sentences

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>>54084789
I was saying this until I woke up to these headlines. Sorry anon, but this is actually getting out of hand.

>> No.54086810

>>54085032
Stop posting this shit you fucking pathetic kissless hugless handholdless virgin. I know you're the sole person behind posting bitch everywhere on this fucking board. You're a fucking loser, go pollute literally any other board I'm trying to ascertain whether or not the chickens have finally come to roost in this country.

>> No.54086865

>>54085166
>nationalize those shit banks
that communism

>> No.54086988

>>54085000
checked
fuck fuck fuck fuck

>> No.54087031

oh dear oh dear

>> No.54087136

>>54086577
>is this really american's president
Technically, yes

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>>54085135
>>54085145
price: $0.36

lmao at bagholders

>> No.54087511

>>54084776
Will he do another one of these for the next few as well?

>> No.54087788

There is nothing Biden could say to make this better, only worse. Holy fuck our system is run by actual morons

>> No.54087834

>>54087788
He is "reassuring" everyone. The adults are back in charge. Destiny streams. Ice cream and sunglasses.
So
Fucking
Cool

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>>54087788
Now you listen here jim. I helped preside over the greatest financial crisis with a guy named Barack osama. You may think that were in a way of thinking in the way we were before but you haven’t even seen a financial jump like we’ve seen then ever yet okay!!? The American economy is stronger today like It was back before it wasn’t until yesterday. We will protect our banks and our institutions that helped make america the bank of the greatest system in the world.

>> No.54087923

>>54086577
He's the most popular president of all time. He defeated corona, inflation, unemployment, Putin's price hikes, what would formerly be called a recession. There's nothing he can't do.

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>>54085051
>>54085052
>>54085074
>That's how capitalism works

>> No.54088222

Ok, OP I was sooo worried until I saw this. It's so great knowing we have a confident and strong leader watching out for us! N'Joy the lounge!

>> No.54088289

>>54084776
>President Biden
Who?

>> No.54088292
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>>54084776
I'm starting to think the illuminati / whatever is higher than the lizardmen/politicians/pedophile elite are on our side

>creating Weimar conditions for a Weimar reaction
>getting Trump out to put the blame on Joe, it's joever
>waiting for /pol/ to be ready before they domp eet (probably this time will not even be the time, give it til 2030)
ROTHSCHILDS BOW TO BOGDANOFFS
BOGDANOFFS POST HERE

>> No.54088340

So the banks can't fail, they'll just get eaten by a bigger bank?
Sounds like unlimited corruption is allowed

>> No.54088456

>>54084776
They really believe dementia-riddled gaffe comments from the Office of the Corporate Cocksucker Elect is going to inspire confidence?

>> No.54088596

>>54085302
Perhaps that's what the spy in the door is for. Was is there before Biden?

>> No.54088717

>>54088222
Checked
We're Back

>> No.54089094

>>54085403
>one post by this ID

lol

>> No.54090686

>>54086433
Sure, it's good if you're also producing those goods yourself. Otherwise it's just capital flowing outwards into your competitors pockets while you stop refilling your own coffers.

>> No.54090830

>>54088292
The longer your around you begin to understand. ....
The 'crazy' people start to seem more and more sane. ....

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

>> No.54091256

Bidens remarks:
1. No loses for tax payers
2. Bank management fired as soon as fdic steps in
3. Investors can get fcked

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>>54088292
>getting Trump out to put the blame on Joe, it's joever
I've thought about this a lot. Honestly, many of the problems Biden is having right now would have happened under Trump term 2, although mostly because Trump couldn't manage the deep state, particularly the National Security Council.

>Inflation
Always going to happen after fifteen years of ZIRP
>War with Russia
Politically, Trump could never back down whilst the Russian collusion narrative was still going
>Fuel crisis
Trump would have helped the most here with Keystone, etc, but ESG was still a thing
>Afghanistan
Trump wanted to pull out but again the NSC stopped him
>Culture war, fake news, Silicon Valley kulturkampf
Little Trump could do

Now Biden has come in and blown all these pending crises up, and the kulturkampf/White genoicde has reached such a pitch that it can no longer be denied. Trump 2024 would be far more powerful than Trump 2020. He could basically do anything and it will be a drastic improvement. It's a once-a-century opportunity, equivalent to the mess FDR inherited.

>> No.54091705

Old dude with dementia tells the world their make believe money is safe

>> No.54092487

>>54091256
>1. No loses for tax payers
Love it when they lie. Like how inflation wasn't a thing, then was transitory and that was a year ago.

>> No.54094976

>>54085005
Its easier for deaf and hard-of-hearing people to understand what's being said compared to captions (which have a lot of mistakes when done live like this)