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54083594 No.54083594 [Reply] [Original]

How is he so fucking bad at this

>> No.54083603

>>54083594
He's just THAT bad.

>> No.54083604

I think he's Q anon

>> No.54083622

for a while I've been thinking he is just a guy with insider knowledge that does this on purpose and is paid for it
as Shkreli pointed out, he has an impressive background
he can't be this stupid

>> No.54083647

just like all the other financial advisors on television he's just there to make the goyim make terrible financial decisions

>> No.54083650

>>54083594
He is being retarded on purpose. Always has been

>> No.54083667

>>54083603
no, he's not dumb, but his audience is hence why he's creating exit liquidity for his rich buddies on wall street. It's super duper mega obvious because no person THIS BAD at his job would keep it.

>> No.54083676

>>54083622
He's going to give away his game if he keeps it up. You can only dazzle ignorant boomers with fast-talking lingo for so long.

>> No.54083683

>>54083594
Basically it‘s always the opposite what he says.

That‘s how he tells us info

>> No.54083707

>>54083594
How is he so GOOD at dumping on baggies you mean

>> No.54083713

>>54083667
Maybe, but I wouldn't be sure about the last part. Pundits and wordcels have zero accountability. The accuracy of what they say never matters because their job is only writing/saying things, not doing anything with it.

Look at Krugman. He's an idiot but he has a Nobel prize and writes op eds at the NYT. It never mattered if what he says is bs or not.

>> No.54083724

>>54083667
He's not that dumb when he's not on the cocaino

>> No.54083727

id love to see a full compilation of his bad calls

>> No.54083739

>>54083594
He gets paid by failing banks to say they're a good buy or is he just shit pants retarded?

>> No.54083764

>>54083739
>He gets paid by failing banks to say they're a good buy
This. He bamboozles boomers into being baggies.

>> No.54083769

Better question is why is he still employed?

>> No.54083782

>>54083594
has Cramer ever been right?
some autists needs to run through every single one of his calls and generate metrics

>> No.54083785

>>54083713
>Krugman
I stopped listening to 99.9999999999% of boomers and media after 9/11. And things hasn't improved since, it has unfortunately just gotten worse. You have to double and quadruple check everything you read these days and assume ulterior motives at every corner.
>it's called the American dream, cuz you have to be a sleep to believe it...

>> No.54083913

>>54083667
he works on tv he isn't actually brokering

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54084007

Debbit Suisse is destined to fall

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54084050

>>54083594
Everyone makes fun of him for bad "calls" but its actually just evil. He knows what he is doing. Its much more plausible investors come to him to advertise and generate retail liquidity to exit positions because they have inside info that things are awry and want to get out.

>> No.54084184

>>54084050
He's like a zerohedge for boomers

>> No.54084273

>>54084184

I know of Zerohedge but haven't went on the website. Do they do the same thing and push wildly bad plays/assets to garner exit liquidity for investors that pay them to advertise?

>> No.54084275

>>54083594
he's a tool and he says exactly what CNBC watchers are supposed to hear.

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>>54083594
>>54083603
>>54083604
>>54083622
>>54083647
>>54083650
>>54083667
>>54083676
>>54083683
>>54083707
>>54083713
>>54083724
>>54083727
>>54083739
>>54083764
>>54083769
>>54083782
>>54083785
>>54083913
>>54084007
>>54084050
>>54084184
>>54084273
>>54084275
>LE OPPOSITE MAN ON TWITTER

Whenever he says X, you must do Y

Haha he is good counter indicator!

>> No.54084463

i need to watch this guys twitter. is what we're all thinking. he has to be doing this on purpose.

>> No.54084473

>train language model on cramer's writings and tweets
>prompt it for stock advice
>do opposite
>infinite money

>> No.54084503

>>54083594
James 'Shit Midas' Cramer

>> No.54084515

>>54084273
Yes they were shilling silvergate bank a month ago.

>> No.54084852

>>54083713
Nassim Taleb (aka based arab) talks about this.

>> No.54084986

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4533169-the-inverse-jim-cramer-strategy

>> No.54085048

>>54084333

Ironically not a single person you tagged actually said to do the opposite of what he posts.

We all simply brought up the fact that what he is doing is likely intentional/malicious as opposed to just being wrong.

>> No.54085073

>>54084515
>>54084515

Damn fucking homos

>> No.54085175

>>54083594
That even more reliable then a press statement that they're insolvent

>> No.54085242

>>54083594
Lol I should seriously make plays off his callouts/info.

>> No.54085771

>>54084852
I know.

>> No.54085832

>>54083647
this, he just leads the retards into the fire. he's doing a service.

>> No.54086047

>>54083594
How has he not been offed by some vengeful boomer that lost their retirement thanks to his "tips"?