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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:16:59 2023 No.54082157 [Reply] [Original]

“The man of Truth is beyond good and evil,” intoned a voice that was not a voice. “The man of Truth has ridden to All-Is-One. The man of Truth has learnt that Illusion is the only reality, and that substance is an impostor.”
― H.P. Lovecraft, Through the Gates of the Silver Key

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:19:35 2023 No.54082203 bump for hp lovecraft

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:21:38 2023 No.54082228 File: 464 KB, 1080x1067, Screenshot_20230313-062125-249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] respond to this post or Toby will be able to withdraw his funds today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:21:40 2023 No.54082229 File: 113 KB, 1424x944, safe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this feels like a fake thread. where are all the people? anyway who's ready for a reversion to the mean? you do remember where the mean was, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:30:56 2023 No.54082374 >>54082229 >>54082169

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:19 2023 No.54083951 Do you smell that? that's fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:40 2023 No.54083956 Who is responsible for this bank run?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:41 2023 No.54083957 File: 1.88 MB, 498x280, 1646169259164.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54082157 >Illusion is the only reality, and that substance is an impostor sus sus sus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:50 2023 No.54083963 File: 71 KB, 753x960, 1678194757443434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:56 2023 No.54083965 Open a 100x leverage short if you are so sure of market collapse in a hour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:17:07 2023 No.54083972 >>54082157 How much worse is this going to make everything? https://www.youtube.com/live/dLVbVqqsXF8?feature=share

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:17:09 2023 No.54083973 This is Jewish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:17:50 2023 No.54083990 SIVB, SNBY, and FRC were all components of the S& P 500. The index can now officially be called the Shit & Piss 497.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:03 2023 No.54083992 File: 218 KB, 1017x1280, 1628810210015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today we go -5% Check'em

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:08 2023 No.54083994 Something is actually happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:30 2023 No.54084005 >>54083951 Sorry, I haven't washed my scrot in weeks >_<

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:31 2023 No.54084006 >>54083972 At least tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:35 2023 No.54084008 Where is the bottom for Credit Sussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:39 2023 No.54084010 we are so beyond fucked if the fed pivots now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:19:06 2023 No.54084019 >>54084005 I didn't wash my penis since I had sex >12 hrs ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:19:15 2023 No.54084023 File: 69 KB, 400x333, 1596112879445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more pain

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:19:30 2023 No.54084026 File: 220 KB, 409x301, 1661391286790335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought I said last night not to dump oil this morning!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:20 2023 No.54084039 >>54084008 At the bottom of Da Nile

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:21 2023 No.54084040 >>54084019 As long as you washed that boy hole its fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:21 2023 No.54084041 >>54083620 there has been almost no real tech innovation since the mid-late 2000s. 2010 was all bubbles and some AI reseach

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:40 2023 No.54084048 File: 53 KB, 730x730, 1677109397392135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WTI in absolute free fall wtf is going on, what is being priced in here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:41 2023 No.54084049 File: 83 KB, 1705x1080, uhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so this might actually be happening huh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:48 2023 No.54084054 >>54083992 Who's the bitch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:48 2023 No.54084053 >>54084008 $0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:51 2023 No.54084056 File: 1.01 MB, 1080x1036, 1678708426469450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which bank would you want to own right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:01 2023 No.54084058 File: 47 KB, 580x398, money.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >good morning sirs >do the dutiful >no redeem sir >DO NOT REDEEM >bastard benched mother of fuck stop redeem -the last American president

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:19 2023 No.54084063 File: 16 KB, 351x213, 1665701862062120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oilbros?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:24 2023 No.54084065

>>54084008
2008 was a real crisis, this is faggot west coasties getting put in their place.

the real banks (Swiss, London, NYC) are unimpacted. these are techjews overextending them selves and the bankjews will now perform the intra-jew smackdown on them for being retards. like a father beating his child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:33 2023 No.54084069 >>54084056 BAC, invest in America.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:35 2023 No.54084071 >>54084010 Should have bought gold stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:35 2023 No.54084070 File: 141 KB, 640x890, 1664999498838086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084026 Banks collapse imminent. Oil is no longer needed by civilization.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:38 2023 No.54084073

>Hey, Jim, Anon from /biz here, Boooya! Jim I was just wondering what you think about SOXL? SOXL makes up about 50% of my portfolio.
Thanks for the call Anon! Now SOXL is a wonderful company and I am good friends woth David Soxl. I see SOXL as a sure thing Anon! Not only should you hold you should!
>BUY BUY BUY
Alright next caller.

>Booooya Jim! Hey Jim what do you think of Aqua Bounty-

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:02 2023 No.54084081 File: 3 KB, 250x172, 23E8880E-FD5C-4488-9C24-7E8F84ED90AB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will there be a bubble due to manipulation or will it just crash within the next month?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:08 2023 No.54084083

>>54084023
Powell kicked the can just a little bit longer for Silicon Valley to make payroll this week. New banks won’t take any of them as customers though if they believe they’ll be destroyed by them in a bank run. The big four definitely won’t touch them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:08 2023 No.54084084 File: 69 KB, 506x432, 1650250223194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yields >DXY >stocks >all dropping at once This actually is it, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:27 2023 No.54084090 File: 25 KB, 287x309, 1647370171867553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >train LLM on jim kramer >ask it for opionions on stock >do reverse >infinite free money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:40 2023 No.54084095 >>54084056 Ally, no branches, no redeeming

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:44 2023 No.54084097 File: 10 KB, 275x183, download (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084073

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:55 2023 No.54084099 File: 60 KB, 1200x800, MV5BYzBmNmYxYTYtYzU3My00MDIyLWI5NmEtZmE3Zjg1MzhlZGEzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODg0OTM4NTc_._V1_FMjpg_UX1280_.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:59 2023 No.54084100 >>54084063 At least oil bros arent going bankrupt, unlike the financial jews

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:23:21 2023 No.54084108 I shorted oil with a x15 leverage at $80. Oil princesses on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:23:52 2023 No.54084118 >>54084056 Howdy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:23:52 2023 No.54084117 File: 45 KB, 1382x501, chrome_pkGdyITA5o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wells Fargo anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:18 2023 No.54084127 >>54082157 Not worried at all. This isn't another 2008. 2023 will be a year of profoundly overhyped fears and ultimately an underdwhelming recession that ends q2 2024. Sorry, bobros. You can still short the year but you're not getting rich off it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:21 2023 No.54084128 >>54084070 I guess you are right. We have to set that money aside for more important things like shiny new GPUs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:28 2023 No.54084130 Oil is going back to $50 fr no cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:31 2023 No.54084131 >>54084084 Is the Fed gobbling 10Y on the downlow, or are people actually rushing to buy? That's what I'd like to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:57 2023 No.54084139 >>54084056 Howdy Probably a blood bank at this point

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:25:08 2023 No.54084145
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Remember when I shilled nibbling some TMF Friday? Remember the flight to safety?

TMF is up 9% premarket and now the analysts are saying no rate rise. My calls finna 10x

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:25:42 2023 No.54084151 Im worried my dad is going to get laid off he works for one of the banks being posted about a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:25:43 2023 No.54084152 File: 2 KB, 126x124, 1332548180804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures were up almost 2% last night, what gives?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:26:02 2023 No.54084155

You better hope this crash is “the one” because the 2 year yield has loosened monetary policy to the extent of erasing the last 8 weeks of interest rate rises. Market is basically pricing in CUTS from here. God help it if CPI comes in hot tomorrow. -5% to -10% to +5%. Absolutely unprecedented bond market volatility. Not even during COVID we’re bonds trading like literal shitcoins. This is so fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:26:29 2023 No.54084167 >>54084151 Oi vey

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:26:33 2023 No.54084168 >>54084048 topzozzle oil baggies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:01 2023 No.54084182 >>54084131 If rates are getting cut then I can see people rushing into long-term t-notes to lock in stable profit over those years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:11 2023 No.54084186 >>54084010 Inflation would cum to the moon, i hope they're not that retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:20 2023 No.54084190 File: 21 KB, 575x575, 1657549894376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084152 >

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:24 2023 No.54084192 >>54084155 They aren't pricing in cuts they are abandoning stocks for bonds retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:29 2023 No.54084193 File: 56 KB, 555x690, 90A18EC0-7173-47FE-8EF5-38C259C6D571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it the happening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:47 2023 No.54084201 What the fuck is going on with bonds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:54 2023 No.54084203 >>54084152 The market is being a bit more complicated than "things are fine let's go up" or "things are bad let's go down" right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:56 2023 No.54084204 Comparing this to 2008 is so fucking disingenuous I kind of can't believe that's the mainstream narrative, but of course they would be saying the most retarded thing possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:14 2023 No.54084207 File: 437 KB, 744x493, 1675880969799256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Fed has an emergency meeting today. https://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/boardmeetings/20230313closed.htm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:29 2023 No.54084212 >>54084145 I have been shilling TMF since the day it hit 7.40 when interest rates double topped and the regional banks started giving trouble

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:36 2023 No.54084215 >>54084201 People finally realized 5% yield in bonds is better than -20% in the stock market

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:50 2023 No.54084219
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Hang my head
Drown my fear
Till you all just disappear

*gasp*

BLACK HOLE SWAN
WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN?
BLACK HOLE SWAN
WON'T YOU COME
WON'T YOU COME
WON'T YOU COME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:54 2023 No.54084220 File: 164 KB, 1080x699, 5464356534342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:13 2023 No.54084223 >>54084204 2008 wasnt a single instant dump, might as well develop into it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:20 2023 No.54084225 >>54084201 Flight to safety, do you really not understand flight to safety trades? Retards want something safer than keeping their cash in the bank or equities, so they buy gold, silver, buttcoin (lmao...) and bonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:31 2023 No.54084229 >>54084204 You sound vaccinated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:39 2023 No.54084233 File: 646 KB, 576x512, 1663073055088786 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084204 wait a minute anon, you're telling me liquidity issues =/= subprime loans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:00 2023 No.54084242 is this real

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:03 2023 No.54084245 File: 557 KB, 1992x2078, 1671722771733145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX up 30%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:06 2023 No.54084246 >>54084225 buying bonds is what killed SVB

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:28 2023 No.54084257 File: 58 KB, 1034x551, Oh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boomer rocks are laughing at us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:36 2023 No.54084259 >>54084192 Are you retarded or is this post ironic? The two year yield is down 10%. The 30 year is down 4%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:42 2023 No.54084262 >>54084117 >ticker WFC >World Financial Crisis It was written on the walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:47 2023 No.54084263 File: 127 KB, 1024x1024, 68F43E70-403F-4A87-B8E0-75AA76409C20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GIVE ME YOUR MONEY GOYIM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:48 2023 No.54084264 >>54084204 They aren't comparing it to 2008, in fact they are specifically saying "this is not 2008", which is why it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:58 2023 No.54084268 >>54084246 Because they bought them too early and didn't want to hold them to maturity so they could somehow deliver higher yields.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:31:22 2023 No.54084277 >>54084233 I know, it's hard to understand but I'm sure all these doomer faggots will figure it out eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:31:24 2023 No.54084279 why would equity of all things drop

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:31:48 2023 No.54084284 >>54084264 It's not 2008 because this time there is no money for a bailout.. rofl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:01 2023 No.54084287 >>54084268 They did want to hold them, but had to sell them so they had cash to pay tech trannies withdrawing their money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:20 2023 No.54084292 >>bank fails >>inflation >>rising ((interest)) so what sectors do you buy in a situation like this?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:20 2023 No.54084293

>>54084264
Closer to 1922 than 2008, but nobody ever gives a fuck about history or studying it which is why it always rhymes if not repeats. So to package the message for the cattle you just pick the most recent catastrophe in living history and go with that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:34 2023 No.54084295 >>54084284 Also, we're starting from a position of low rates + inflated central bank balance sheets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:53 2023 No.54084306 Check Catalog. Looks like mods bought puts too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:57 2023 No.54084309 >>54084292 the winner is china but (((westernerns))) cannot invest

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:59 2023 No.54084310 >>54084259 The yields go down when people buy them retard

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:33:02 2023 No.54084312

>>54084264
Bro go look at articles trying to explain why oil is taking a fat shit. "The collapse of SVB, THE BIGGEST SINCE 2008...." It's all just sensationalist trash. Yeah, a shit tier venture capital regional bank from California dying is why oil is down. Lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:33:04 2023 No.54084313 >>54084292 Boomer stocks like Heinz, Coca-Cola, McDonalds, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:33:33 2023 No.54084325 File: 4 KB, 219x230, 1667342748975571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084292 not oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:33:39 2023 No.54084327 >>54084219 Based Soundgardenfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:10 2023 No.54084337 File: 26 KB, 578x398, Screen Shot 2023-03-13 at 8.33.21 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084284 >>54084264 >muh 2008 Yeah I remember when the market completely heckin collapsed in 2008, it was truly the end of the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:14 2023 No.54084338 >>54084287 Either way that's not your problem if you put your cash in 2Y bonds right now, the only problem is that you'd be securing a worse yield that a few days ago or a few days/weeks from now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:23 2023 No.54084341 >>54084090 Fuck, that's actually a brilliant idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:32 2023 No.54084343 File: 2.41 MB, 2307x1037, march_13_2023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084306

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:32 2023 No.54084346 >nothing is happening at all except that shorts are getting rekt by a retard-tier pump >/biz/ changed to LE SPOOKY END OF THE WORLD background that makes it hard to browse Yeah cool thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:32 2023 No.54084344 WTHWT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:41 2023 No.54084353 File: 3.41 MB, 320x237, 1339226621351.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:44 2023 No.54084355 >>54084056 Howdy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:03 2023 No.54084359 I picked a good day to wake up at 2AM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:16 2023 No.54084361 >>54084292 TLT or SQQQ. Maybe a gold or silver etf I'm still heavy BOIL even if America collapses we need natural gas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:28 2023 No.54084365 File: 104 KB, 736x960, 94A782AA-07BD-466A-8408-4FC3EE4397FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KOF and GDXU Simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:30 2023 No.54084367 >>54084346 >browse >he doesn't just go straight to >>>/biz/smg and never looks at the catalogue ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:31 2023 No.54084368 >>54084341 Yknow they have an ETF that shorts Jim now? Ticker: SJIM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:39 2023 No.54084371 File: 87 KB, 466x438, barely hanging on.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084220 i thought i'd be higher up desu...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:41 2023 No.54084373 I said I'll ride with ZIM if it can get me to the border, the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:36:17 2023 No.54084383 >>54084325 I'm actually looking at buying oil soon since you guys are bear posting it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:36:21 2023 No.54084385 File: 13 KB, 442x27, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can somebody redpill me on this stock widget? Is it automated or does some poo pick and choose what info to broadcast to 2 billion people

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:36:25 2023 No.54084390 File: 58 KB, 700x700, 1678710980068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084219 BOILing neets SOXS stench Neethe the rates the bull looks dead Heaven send Hell away No one sings like you anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:36:47 2023 No.54084399 >>54084359 Everyone did. It's a solar plasma field that split polarity. Check NOAA if you disbelieve. Good day to be in a basement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:14 2023 No.54084405 >>54084337 2008 literally killed modern western civilization and the QE has been keeping up the Weekend At Bernie's since then. Everything has gotten unbelievably degenerate, corrupt and broken by now and there's no fix in sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:33 2023 No.54084411 >>54084367 I like the pepes. But I guess there aren't really any super secret crypto or stock threads anymore. /biz/ 2020 was more fun 2bdesu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:39 2023 No.54084415 This is the bottom, Biden/FED pump incoming

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:40 2023 No.54084417 Reminder to buy your rope at HD early before all the good ones are sold out https://youtu.be/xHa6a3FtPJg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:42 2023 No.54084418 >>54084259 You will learn that the Fed follows the 2 year, not the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:09 2023 No.54084429 >>54084399 Checked, and post link.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:18 2023 No.54084435

>>54084310

Why is the front end dumping relative to the back end of it was entirely a flight to safety? Why wouldn’t duration lead? It’s almost as if the front end was pumped by the fed and is now deflating as hike expectations fade.

2 year: -11%
10 year: -7%
30 year: -4%

Don’t worry, it’s a rhetorical question. You’re 19 years old and your knowledge of bonds comes from Wikipedia or movies. Just don’t respond to me again. “Buying bonds makes yields go down” LMAO no shit Einstein, holy shit lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:28 2023 No.54084440 File: 51 KB, 1230x757, NO REFUNDS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084284

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:35 2023 No.54084443 >>54084219 Pure coincidence the ch1nk movie won all le oscars last night? Title? >everything >everywhere >all >at >once WW3 gun salvo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:39 2023 No.54084444 >>54084385 Should be a personalized algo result, depending on how much you allow them to. Otherwise it just shows you the major Indices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:55 2023 No.54084449 Im going to bank of america and demanding they lower my mortgage premium since I havent signed yet on a refinance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:58 2023 No.54084452 File: 56 KB, 424x572, 1678225296488580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54082157 Why isn't the stock market up yet? REEEE

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:39:18 2023 No.54084456
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I'm dying again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through
So go on and scream, scream at me
I'm so far away (so far away)
I won't be broken again (again)
I've got to breathe
I can't keep going under

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:39:24 2023 No.54084457 File: 23 KB, 250x250, C70x6tWhW9hOIJdYshqeLyJFXB1ujL6HK7hyuWhYJcnu1C7WbS0KlP5vlQYeeayiJ9EWbhvJNIbf0tL2mXgwNMjY1wwFA9Kg335wcw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:39:31 2023 No.54084459 >>54084279 bank failures/runs are a sign we're very close and or entering a recession. recessions are typically not a good thing for equities. >wheres the money going!!! bonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:40:03 2023 No.54084465 >>54084443 that was actually a really good movie. Best one I've seen in a while. Saw it months ago and showed some friends and they all liked it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:40:40 2023 No.54084478 >>54084418 That’s my point, the market is pricing in cuts from terminal FF. Or telling Jerome that he must cut. So if inflation isn’t 100% quelled, this’ll be a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:40:56 2023 No.54084483 File: 104 KB, 855x858, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yesterday you faggots told me SQQQ wasn't going to pump

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:12 2023 No.54084486

These finance media articles are ridiculous. "AS THE GLOBE STRUGGLES TO CONTAIN THE FALLOUT FROM THE COLLAPSE OF SVB...."

Seriously what the fuck is the global fallout of a shit tier regional bank in California failing?? Genuinely absurd to imply that this is somehow THE BIG ONE holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:12 2023 No.54084485 File: 77 KB, 900x900, 1653402866904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX tapping on 30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:25 2023 No.54084489 >>54084435 Who the fuck wants to buy 30 year bonds? Will be fucking dead before they mature

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:27 2023 No.54084490 i respect rick the bond guy on cnbc alot more after ripping into these svb guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:38 2023 No.54084498 >>54084385 It's a bit like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQSY98g1sA4

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:43 2023 No.54084499

markets are looking pretty healthy. deposits are getting paid, rate hikes are stopping. fed is officially pivoting and probably cutting by end of year. jobs and consumer spending is still healthy. I don't see the bad news here folks. A couple speed bumps and the doom preppers go wild. Today will be hockey stick up after biden speaks. The only downside is prices will be a bit high but so what. Economy is strong and if you want to make money just get in the game and stop crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:44 2023 No.54084501 >>54084459 how many bonds are available to buy and if us bonds are so high why aren't people pulling from foreign markets into the US the EU markets are fine

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:53 2023 No.54084504

>>54084429
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/content/space-weather-enthusiasts-dashboard
3-DAY SATELLITE ENVIRONMENT chart. I misnamed, it's the Solar Proton.
This sort of thing normally predates a large quake, or heavy weather change, imo.
Also, if you're a usual over there, check out the current D Region Xray. Off the charts energy changes at that range.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:53 2023 No.54084505
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>Non-deposit investment products NOT FDIC INSURED/NO BANK GUARANTEE/MAY LOSE VALUE.
If TD Ameritrade collapses, will daddy Powell replace the cash in my account with freshly printed money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:42:01 2023 No.54084506 File: 184 KB, 1079x457, Screenshot_20230312_231137_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:42:11 2023 No.54084507 >>54084465 >Ahhh my daughter is a dyke >WHOA wacky shit is happening >hahahaha kung fu I bet you clapped, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:42:46 2023 No.54084516 File: 248 KB, 498x375, 1654379007636861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084499 >fed is officially pivoting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:42:46 2023 No.54084517 >a template for human consciousness

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:43:00 2023 No.54084520 File: 371 KB, 1653x2337, 20230309_142210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goin long TSLA here It will be a green day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:43:08 2023 No.54084522 >>54084486 >fastest pace of rate hikes ever >bonds bought before 2022 ate shit >thinking this is uniquely a SVB problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:43:39 2023 No.54084531 >>54084505 Very nice. Let's see Jane Allen's make-up routine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:04 2023 No.54084537 >>54084506 permabulls in a bear market are funny. Trained their brain to buy every dip and are still smug about being wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:08 2023 No.54084540 I will only be happy as soon as I see the literal blood flow through the streets. Dont stop until every single bank has collapsed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:12 2023 No.54084541 >>54084478 The market is pricing a stock market collapse. Powell isn't turning this train around with the magic word 'pivot'. No one will believe the Fed anymore. Inflation is no longer the problem, its deflation. Just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:19 2023 No.54084545 File: 6 KB, 304x166, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes flipping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:19 2023 No.54084546 >>54084486 You are actually retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:33 2023 No.54084547 >>54084522 Yes - it's the same thing that happened to UK Pension funds a few months ago, before the BoE stepped in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:34 2023 No.54084549 File: 66 KB, 590x366, ef9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do I quietly slurp that nobody's paying attention to while everyone's panicking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:39 2023 No.54084550 >>54084522 not all banks have diversity hire planning a pride parade as their risk manager

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:40 2023 No.54084551 Oh boy, Monday again. Can't wait to check the state of the market after sleeping through the whole weekend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:45 2023 No.54084553 File: 49 KB, 934x922, 1650648531705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084520 lol. lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:56 2023 No.54084554 >>54084522 This Ah well, pivot euphoria slurpers are entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:03 2023 No.54084556 File: 68 KB, 558x1149, 1656446109381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:07 2023 No.54084559 >>54084505 Why are these stupid fucking videos always just thots eating? There was absolutely no substance to that video whatsoever

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:19 2023 No.54084563
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>>54084499
>inflation is hot and increasing/out of control
>fed forced to pivot because the machine broke before they could fix inflation
>president is shilling holding bags

Stop taking your ssris and benzos. They make your brain retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:21 2023 No.54084564 File: 142 KB, 1278x1280, 1652896818273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > SJIM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:23 2023 No.54084565 >>54084549 Oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:56 2023 No.54084577 VIX 30 VIX 3>0 VIX >30 VI>X 30 V>IX 30 >VIX 30 it's been a long time

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:58 2023 No.54084578
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Whomever recommended ASO you are a God. I wish I held this. I had so many chances to buy in the 20s and 30s and I ended up selling it way too quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:59 2023 No.54084580 >>54084499 Lel after the fed pivoted in 2002 and 2007 it took two years to reach stock market lows

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:46:09 2023 No.54084581 >Bears by end of day when we end green. https://youtu.be/CP6GbPBUVnk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:46:18 2023 No.54084584 >>54084549 Whoever manufactures toilet paper. No cap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:46:23 2023 No.54084587 >>54084550 >not all banks have diversity hire planning a pride parade as their risk manager This needs to be on blast. Some of these other banks may be struggling, but this shit was 100% predictable. Ayn Rand wins again.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:46:30 2023 No.54084590

>>54084390
>>54084219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6uqTWHzHvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwdjreJKggg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJ2V2lUb5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgaRVvAKoqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGiOyXV_x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4neXNZyChkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbiX0_ZTews&list=RDVbiX0_ZTews&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IJI6soiQhI

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:46:51 2023 No.54084594 My shorts are printing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:03 2023 No.54084597 >>54084578 I bought it and got like double. But I have no idea what the company even is so I only made like $60

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:09 2023 No.54084598 File: 1.16 MB, 1024x1024, 1678655553974363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084565 > Slurping oil before the recession

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:23 2023 No.54084602 File: 35 KB, 888x895, aaaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TOLD ME THE VIX DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:23 2023 No.54084604 >>54084499 I'm pivoooooting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:29 2023 No.54084607 >>54084590 >no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:44 2023 No.54084616 >>54084520 You know what I will go long on tesla in about 3.5 months when the market has had a good opportunity to violently shit the bed and reach a new low. Because TSLA will double from 90 dollars to 190 dollars from june to august

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:54 2023 No.54084618 surely my WFC puts will print and i wont get homeless

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:02 2023 No.54084622 Uhmmmm, who is redeeming the qqq?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:18 2023 No.54084629 can anyone explain why Bitcoin is still up?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:20 2023 No.54084630
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>he bought the dip while the 3 month was on the fall
Mumu, listen to mommy real closely. There are reasons why we call you mumutards. Can you understand?
https://youtu.be/h-z9A1-O4oI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:30 2023 No.54084637 >>54084602 it was as long as Amerislurps were Amerislurping and not panicking. Now they don't even trust cash in the bank anymore.

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 12:48:34 2023 No.54084639 What in the fuck happened since last night? I only have $30,000 of SPY puts and I wanted to make it $50,000 before the dump.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:35 2023 No.54084641
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:35 2023 No.54084643 sucker's dump. just wait until biden speaks this morning. This is gonna be one hell of fake out. ending day +3.5% on QQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:35 2023 No.54084642 >>54084594 It's gonna be a good day

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:46 2023 No.54084646

Generates Strong Full Year Results: Revenue of $12.56 Billion, Net Income of $4.63 Billion, Adjusted EBITDA1 of $7.54 Billion, and Adjusted EBIT1 of $6.15 Billion

Full Year 2023 Guidance: Expect to Generate Adjusted EBITDA of $1.8-$2.2 Billion and Adjusted EBIT of $100-$500 Million2

Declared Q4 2022 Dividend of Approximately $769 Million, or $6.40 per Share, Representing, Together with Previous Distributions Made on Account of 2022, Approximately 44% of the Full Year 2022 Net Income

HAIFA, Israel, March 13, 2023

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:48 2023 No.54084650 File: 160 KB, 480x351, 1673297249896228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S LITERALLY NOT STOPPING WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:48:48 2023 No.54084649 >>54084629 Flight to hedge USD, hence gold / silver / bonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:17 2023 No.54084656 What is bobos endgame? does he know that if he crashes the markets there will be no more markets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:17 2023 No.54084655 Who is going to be todays casulty?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:18 2023 No.54084657
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:21 2023 No.54084661 >>54084602 Stink and pee to 5000, trust the plan :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:25 2023 No.54084664 >>54084643 BUDDY LOOK AT FTSE100 COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:39 2023 No.54084671 >>54084629 Flight to """safety""" (never underestimate cryptotard retardation) >>54084650 >tfw my ARKK shorts will finally make me some money

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 12:49:47 2023 No.54084673 >>54084618 I bought those too. Looks like they tried a bail in on Friday. Wouldnt be surprised if they got bankrunned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:51 2023 No.54084675 wtf is happening, it was supposed to be OUT TURN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:49:58 2023 No.54084679 >>54084639 More banks closed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:00 2023 No.54084680 YOU BLOODY BITCH STOP REDEEMING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:13 2023 No.54084684 File: 73 KB, 640x480, fgsfds (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084505 >want to make sik gainz from panic >brokerage account is TD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:20 2023 No.54084685 File: 384 KB, 593x563, 1619048700827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:21 2023 No.54084687 >>54084145 Somebody fudded me on that too lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:24 2023 No.54084689 Its called a bear trap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:26 2023 No.54084690 >>54084151 You and your dad are faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:38 2023 No.54084696 Go back up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:39 2023 No.54084698 >>54084629 final pump to draw in exit liquidity it was up 8% last night on nearly zero volume lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:56 2023 No.54084702 File: 11 KB, 326x245, 1610228897659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084689

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:51:17 2023 No.54084710 File: 226 KB, 1200x1091, 1655208549803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] too much euphoria. I've seen it before

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:51:18 2023 No.54084711 File: 323 KB, 602x725, top10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084643 >rambles about transgender kids needing hormones >shits his pants >stutters a bunch >zones out with blank zombie stare >Jewish tard wranglers show him how to exit stage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:51:34 2023 No.54084716 >>54084689 It's a bear world now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:51:46 2023 No.54084718 >>54084689 Oh god im trapped in profits, what am i gonna dooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:51:57 2023 No.54084721 File: 204 KB, 1111x747, 1674147564887403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mumus got too cocky yesterday. They were already celebrating after a pitiful +1% .... if they only knew how bad things really are

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:02 2023 No.54084722 File: 261 KB, 1100x740, 0_SNWfBdsd1RzeFcpi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/ARR51SFcm5Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:20 2023 No.54084726 File: 997 KB, 638x618, 1666756729883005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084689

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:27 2023 No.54084728 No STOP please it literally can't be a red day. I bought a ton of calls on the fake Friday dip holy shit please reverse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:29 2023 No.54084729 >>54084718 Close now or suffer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:37 2023 No.54084734 How does it go from 1.5% green futures up to 1% down? Nothing was announced...only the good news in the morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:54 2023 No.54084742 File: 280 KB, 2053x1262, Sers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:25 2023 No.54084752 >>54084728 :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:26 2023 No.54084753 >>54084728 >Options gambloooooor The sooner you all lose everything, the better really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:28 2023 No.54084754 wow its a crash day. also what the fuck is that thing on the thread listing that made everything unreadable?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:29 2023 No.54084755 >>54084734 Small craps were up almost 4% in futas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:35 2023 No.54084759 It’s fucking over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:40 2023 No.54084764 File: 7 KB, 223x226, 1643727790329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WAL -66% lmao

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 12:53:55 2023 No.54084773 >>54084679 Which banks? Last night we were up 2% after learning about SVB SIGNATURE SILVERGATE who else is closing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:54:01 2023 No.54084775 >>54084734 Banks are literally -50% in premarket wtf good news

Symmetry Annon Mon Mar 13 12:54:16 2023 No.54084781
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>Fed pause
I predicted it in January.
25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 ZERO
It had to be messy but with the surgical strike on SVB, the "lagging effects" hit exactly where they are most beneficial, at the center of silliness.
An hour ago the probability was 29%, now it is already the most likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:54:53 2023 No.54084792 >>54084734 Either dumbass or troll

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:54:54 2023 No.54084794 >FRC -61% >PACW -44% >WAL -66% Another 3 banks going down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:54:54 2023 No.54084793 ACK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:00 2023 No.54084795 >>54084764 Banks arent even open yet. Frc and wal racing to see which one collapses first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:03 2023 No.54084796 vix is gonna top at 30 and we're gonna get a nice face ripper to gape all the euphoric bobo's in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:06 2023 No.54084797 File: 1.38 MB, 790x2153, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:16 2023 No.54084801 where can i go to watch the 5 second candles of the dow like i used to for crypto

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:19 2023 No.54084804 >>54084734 Futures have done 180's plenty of times, it's not that rare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:20 2023 No.54084805 >>54084773 JUST those ones. but I went to bed early lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:29 2023 No.54084806 I have a small conservative portfolio of 50% TQQQ 50% TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:40 2023 No.54084809 >HSBC Computer It's spreading isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:42 2023 No.54084810 Can't fucking see shit on this fucking website

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:50 2023 No.54084815 >>54084781 Post your TMF position Mr "I predicted it". I already screenshotted my 60 TMF calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:07 2023 No.54084823 >>54084775 There is only 1 bank that matters: JPM. Everything else is just startups waiting to be merged into JPM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:12 2023 No.54084826 >>54084734 >How does it go from 1.5% green futures up to 1% down? Panic and uncertainty. It will do the opposite just as easily too though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:17 2023 No.54084830 >jews forgot to make the C suite immune from ESG scores lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:18 2023 No.54084831 CPI tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:19 2023 No.54084833 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, 1659121472145649.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084775 Mumu will learn today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:20 2023 No.54084834 >>54084710 you gotta let em go. let em get it out of their system. keep the edges, keep the rudder. other than that, they'll get tired of it in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:24 2023 No.54084836 >>54084796 Biggest two day bond move since the 1987 crash. Don’t see how this isn’t the 45 VIX event

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Mar 13 12:56:26 2023 No.54084837 >>54082157 >1pbtid fuck this shill thread bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:27 2023 No.54084839 >>54084797 fucking chaos, I bet Powell genuinely has no idea wtf to do beyond hiking 25 bps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:36 2023 No.54084842 File: 437 KB, 1019x1019, 134763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's an emergency stop episode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:47 2023 No.54084846 File: 133 KB, 300x300, E79FAA92-E784-4ACE-A9FB-6F40CE7B92AD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let’s go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:54 2023 No.54084850 File: 7 KB, 200x200, 15151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ZION >down 23% kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:03 2023 No.54084856 File: 390 KB, 734x733, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aww man, time to sell. https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1635252513946615808

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:04 2023 No.54084857 >banks collapsed How many days has it been stuck at two now? Nothing is going to happen im going back to sleep. T. G

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:05 2023 No.54084859 File: 321 KB, 1379x2000, 20230309_103315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yep a bear trap is truly the best time to buy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:11 2023 No.54084861 >>54084833 good luck withdrawing the gains from your shorts retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:21 2023 No.54084867 >>54084734 Hi Boris, you're watching FUTURES, that don't mean shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:44 2023 No.54084873 Let Joe know what?

>>	Symmetry Annon Mon Mar 13 12:57:50 2023 No.54084875 >>54084809. HSBC is acquiring SVB's UK assets. >for a price of 1 GBP kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:58:14 2023 No.54084886 I have a feeling that if VIX stays flat then futures will slowly rise to price in the VIX spike not disappearing right away

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:58:18 2023 No.54084889 Mpw is sub $9 and I didnt short the gaynigger pump to 13.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:58:52 2023 No.54084905 >>54084875 And liabilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:58:53 2023 No.54084906 >>54084861 >g-g-good luck withdrawing your gains Jesus mumu is just getting embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:58:55 2023 No.54084908 If Joe says "bankrun" it's officially homer.

>>	Symmetry Annon Mon Mar 13 12:59:04 2023 No.54084911 >>54084815 >Post your TMF position Mr "I predicted it". I already screenshotted my 60 TMF calls Sorry not a slave of the forums so not screenshotting anything. Do you by chance have a screenshot of your better, alternative prediction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:59:18 2023 No.54084918 File: 41 KB, 500x392, 1597738364078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CATHIE WOOD: FED CONTINUES TO FOCUS ON LAGGING INDICATORS Can Cathie Wood just stfu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:00:07 2023 No.54084942 File: 507 KB, 1392x1432, No rate hikes in March.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mumu sisters: We won. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:00:10 2023 No.54084944 File: 42 KB, 880x586, Black dominoes chain on white table background.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084794 probably nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:00:41 2023 No.54084950 >>54084911 I literally shilled TMF 1 day before the pivot. I am a God. Best trader on /smg/. Easy 10x

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:06 2023 No.54084959 >Cramer shills yet another failing bank that dumps over 50% Lmfao who the hell is listening to this guy anymore? He's a complete moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:06 2023 No.54084960 >>54084918 This bear market ends when she gets sent to the nunnery. Stock market gonna crash during women's history month

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:11 2023 No.54084963 Dark Brandon needs to deliver a 10/10 speech right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:12 2023 No.54084964 File: 678 KB, 720x892, 1676347719233373.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084918 >catherine woods

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:17 2023 No.54084969 File: 258 KB, 785x517, 1678708364474554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL LMAO, EVEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:25 2023 No.54084973 >>54084127 If I held my (short)positions one hour longer I wouldn't have made 500 Euros but 2500 EUros,FFS. I GOT FUCKIN TRICKED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:01:46 2023 No.54084983 Check the DAX index The sp500 will get raped on opening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:02:14 2023 No.54084992 IT BEGINS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:02:30 2023 No.54084999 >>54084973 There is literally not one reason to be bullish right now. Not one. Why the fuck would you sell your shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:02:58 2023 No.54085002 >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35% >VIX 35% VIX 35%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:02:58 2023 No.54085003 File: 41 KB, 300x345, 795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:02 2023 No.54085004 Joe is speaking!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:10 2023 No.54085006 why the fuck is everything going down except GOLD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:15 2023 No.54085007 >The president goes live 30 minutes before markets open lol we are going to fucking PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:42 2023 No.54085017 >>54084728 same

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:46 2023 No.54085020 So, uh, what the fuck is happening? We were blood green last night. And please, speak as you might to a small child or golden retriever. It wasn't brains that brought me to /smg/, I can assure you of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:48 2023 No.54085021 >>54085006 This is the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:59 2023 No.54085025 >>54084999 Because I thought this bullshit banks crisis was "solved" or at least calmed down, but no EU crashed harder today than US. EU stock market is full retard. You can't predict it at all. Because the US is pumping and dumping it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:03 2023 No.54085027 >investors not protected OH FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:04 2023 No.54085030 >fired oh no no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:22 2023 No.54085040 >>54084505 If women don’t rub the 7 plus amount of chemicals on their head, do they turn into haggard witches? Where’s her man? What a life

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:33 2023 No.54085045 File: 289 KB, 1236x1194, Jim Cramer - Take Advantage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54084969 >Take advantage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:34 2023 No.54085046 File: 2.35 MB, 498x478, raw (4).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085004 Whats mumbles malarkey saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:00 2023 No.54085058 >>54084999 And I'm not bullish, I simply expected some trading in the early EU session, but no, they turned it into gigadump on US banks bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:03 2023 No.54085060 >>54085020 I'll say the same thing I said in the thread last night >fakest and gayest exit pump in the history of the stock market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:03 2023 No.54085059 Buy the biden bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:08 2023 No.54085061 I'm just gonna try paper trading for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:21 2023 No.54085066 >Fired >Hired by a competing bank

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:23 2023 No.54085067 >>54084964 >disturbed jeet keeps creep porn on his system you're a sicko, Rash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:43 2023 No.54085077 >>54085046 everything's ok and things that aren't ok are brumpf's fault

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:44 2023 No.54085080 File: 11 KB, 205x249, Pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It looks like it's painful for him to exist. How are they keeping him alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:58 2023 No.54085083 Aight, Imma head out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:06 2023 No.54085088 File: 56 KB, 320x320, 1669166063734797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085025 I bet you got triple vaxxed. Stop trusting the government you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:08 2023 No.54085089 Biden: Lol, bye

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:10 2023 No.54085091 File: 70 KB, 729x256, 1624910804163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no questions up we go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:13 2023 No.54085092 biden bros wtf was that speech we can't pump off that?!!!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:21 2023 No.54085101 >happening cancelled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:24 2023 No.54085105 >>54085025 The EU wasn't open after Friday's US dump, they didn't have time to catch up till this morning. More of that Pajeet engineering mind. Can't into rotation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:30 2023 No.54085109 >People are unsure of the markets strength! >Quick repair their view on it >Bring out Biden for speech >???? >Profit

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:50 2023 No.54085124
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> wake up in Burgerlandia
> about to take cold shower then get my morning Big Mac
> “let’s check my favorite thread to see if any yuropoors posted some cute anime girls”
You have one job yuropoors and you failed at it
>>54084859
You are the exception, yurochad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:52 2023 No.54085125 File: 34 KB, 513x356, 1678577332301138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085077 EVERYTHING IS FINE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:58 2023 No.54085127 File: 67 KB, 750x498, EBBC57E2-5368-47EF-9BF7-3467B15706A3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085083

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:07:20 2023 No.54085136 I like that wall street doesn't give a shit what Biden says.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:07:22 2023 No.54085137 Futures are pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:07:28 2023 No.54085141 >>54085089 The guy just left while they were asking questions. Fuck me, he looked like a dementia patient leaving a old folk's home the way he waffled out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:07:28 2023 No.54085142 dude lasted a whole 60 seconds. Now thats a man with a plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:04 2023 No.54085159 File: 14 KB, 374x374, D8CRtMS_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is VIX? Sorry for the retarded question

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:17 2023 No.54085165 File: 699 KB, 1744x1295, 1625614645574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085124 this is categorically NOT the time for anime pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:31 2023 No.54085171 >>54085159 inverse $JEW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:31 2023 No.54085170 File: 868 KB, 250x217, 1677810684683377.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085142 Wait. Its over? Thats full malarkey. We crash today.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:42 2023 No.54085178

>>54085088
>I bet you got triple vaxxed.
No, not even once. I simply didn't expect EU to DUMP this hard on US bullshit. What's your problem understanding that? One fuckin hour fucked me completely. I don't know now if to short from WAY worse positions or wait it out. US will probably pump it now, so I'll wait. Goal for DAX is 14500-14000, but a fuckin 15330-14850 in hour isn't something you expect on an EU session. I wouldn't even have thought EU has this much strength to dump it this hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:47 2023 No.54085180 BOIL just went up 6%? Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:48 2023 No.54085181 >You can breathe easier >I CAN'T BREEF! >You can breathe easier >I CAN'T BREEF! Stop being rassys Joe!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:59 2023 No.54085184 >President has emergency briefing on state of economic disaster >Answers no questions and fucks off after reading prepared remarks What the actual fuck...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:09:02 2023 No.54085186 PPT pumping that shit speech. Sad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:09:26 2023 No.54085196 >>54085184 its over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:09:43 2023 No.54085202 >>54085105 DAX dumped too after closing, it moved like the US.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:09:46 2023 No.54085205 >>54085170 i swear she has, like, twice as many teeth as the average human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:09:46 2023 No.54085206 >>54085080 The CIAs concoction probably puts him in a state of constant unyielding sexual arousal and wont let him cum until the press lid is called for the day and he sleeps for 14 hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:10:05 2023 No.54085216 >>54085124 Sorry, we had to panic sell bank shares

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:10:09 2023 No.54085217 >>54085159 volatility index essentially a measure of how wacky the next trading day will be

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:10:25 2023 No.54085222 >>54085184 He put people’s minds at ease. It was a good speech. Futures are healing

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:10:37 2023 No.54085227
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>>54085165
You’re right, my cold water is still running, you yuropoors have 13 minutes to stop fretting about the happening and post cute anime girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:10:47 2023 No.54085232 >>54085184 isn't that a normal biden speech

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:11:10 2023 No.54085241 >this was all trumps fault Fuck this bullshit why the fuck did people put that orange buffoon into office he has ruined this country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:11:20 2023 No.54085246 File: 3.94 MB, 258x382, 1656893750241.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54085222 >muh previous administration orange man bad unironically fixes all economies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:11:35 2023 No.54085250 >>54085232 >>54085184 Gotta go fast, to california. Didn't you listen to him at the start?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:12:17 2023 No.54085262 Is America's rabbai speaking or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:12:31 2023 No.54085270 >>54085184 Buts that’s normal for him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:13:13 2023 No.54085286 File: 93 KB, 502x470, 1663900672279591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bake it, bull-cucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:13:59 2023 No.54085304 >>54085262 No he read a teleprompter for 60 seconds, said "god bless our troops" then shuffled out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:14:00 2023 No.54085305 WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD >>54085241 Please kys no one is buying it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:14:43 2023 No.54085320 New >>54085311 >>54085311 >>54085311

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:14:58 2023 No.54085327 BOIL BOIL B O I L

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:15:05 2023 No.54085330 >>54084764 Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:15:06 2023 No.54085333 >>54085304 >"god bless our troops" Right... that code for this about to start another 20 fucking year war?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:15:11 2023 No.54085337
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>>54085159
Volatility IndeX. it tries to measure 30d market volatility by looking at the price changes in 23-37 day options. problem with it is that these days there's more activity in very short term (0-1d) options
>>54085227
i'm a west coast burgermutt tho, my day of fretting has only begun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:16:12 2023 No.54085367 >>54085327 who cares about natty gas rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:18:38 2023 No.54085431 >>54084764 oh shit oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:22:17 2023 No.54085528 >>54085184 elections are too soon to say something incriminating. his handlers know better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:28:10 2023 No.54085688 >>54085206 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:44:07 2023 No.54086204 File: 11 KB, 583x140, halted.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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