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Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:40:15 2023 No.54080906 [Reply] [Original]

Practice girlfriend got a real real boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:41:00 2023 No.54080921 KYS zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:01 2023 No.54080962 >>54080921 Maybe I will. What should I do now? How do I get her back? She doesn't want to be a practice girlfriend anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:50:00 2023 No.54081054 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:46:53 2023 No.54081785 Sorry to hear. I am no longer very attracted to my practice gf. How do I fake my own death? I have Asperger's btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:53:17 2023 No.54081858 >>54080906 It happens OP. Do you think you're ready for a real GF now? >>54081785 Just cry in front of her and she'll disappear, simple as.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:59:37 2023 No.54081932

>>54080906

Same happened to me

>Found a cute big titted black cuty on tinder
>Talk to her get her snap
>Send sexy pics to eachother
>She has those double D's that no white girl could ever have
>Go to her place
>Smoke some weed
>Talk about my circumsized penis (non jewish)
>Joke about how you can only jerk off using oil
>She tells me she loves giving handjobs
>One thing leads to another
>Now I go there once or twice a week for free handjobs
>This girl was a true artist
>After a few times she could totally control my penis
>Lasted up to 30mins and one time even 45 minutes of edging
>Would cum so hard it would almost reach the ceiling
>One time I overstretched a muscle in my leg and was walking funny for 3 days thats how hard i'd came
>Desided to message her
>She tells me she has a boyfriend and blocked me from snap

I mean I should be happy that it happened not cry because its over but goddamn finding these kind of girls are like 1 in every 100000

no larp, just had to write my blogpost somewhere

bye faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:01:36 2023 No.54081966 >>54081932 Dude weed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:03:08 2023 No.54081986 >>54081932 Why didn't you try a relationship with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:03:42 2023 No.54081994 >>54081966 what?

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