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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:09:54 2023 No.54080011 [Reply] [Original]

All deposits safe edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:11:19 2023 No.54080026 File: 1.21 MB, 498x280, tenor-1198894926.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080011 6 hours 19 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:13:52 2023 No.54080058 Ooooh here we go. Futes have started dumping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:17:21 2023 No.54080094 File: 48 KB, 640x640, gold_pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This could be the beginning of a multiyear gold bull run

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:21:49 2023 No.54080127 File: 502 KB, 2048x2048, DM321242412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can't sleep bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:23:57 2023 No.54080149 File: 598 KB, 600x1063, D204A04A-AB17-46D7-A5DC-CC1D52EC9740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080127 Same, I wouldn’t dare sully myself with what yuropoors’ opinions are about markets otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:24:06 2023 No.54080152 BLOODY >BLOODY MONDAY >MONDAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:24:17 2023 No.54080157 >>54080094 A-and silver!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:24:42 2023 No.54080163 File: 54 KB, 1423x694, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uhhhh bobros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:25:06 2023 No.54080167 >>54080152 Just another manic Monday!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:25:21 2023 No.54080170 >>54080011 HSBC Huge Sustained Bull Candles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:26:23 2023 No.54080176 >>54080163 Yeah, I'm gonna get heemed this week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:30:16 2023 No.54080213 File: 1.60 MB, 240x288, 1678593318686766.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the number will go up, my toaster oven said so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:30:22 2023 No.54080214 File: 98 KB, 657x695, DXY eyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am slurping DXY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:31:13 2023 No.54080219 I swear to God I'll pistolwhip the next guy that says "bank run".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:32:00 2023 No.54080227 Is Ally bank going to be ok? asking for a friend...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:32:09 2023 No.54080229 >>54080219 bank run

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:32:35 2023 No.54080232 >>54080011 Gap and crap. Calling it now, we’ll open up 2% and end the day down 1%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:32:53 2023 No.54080238 File: 161 KB, 710x577, 1524511991482 laughing reaction.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080219 rank bun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:33:04 2023 No.54080240 >>54080219 Bankrun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:33:46 2023 No.54080247 >>54080219 Special monetary operation

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:34:03 2023 No.54080250
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These are some antisemitic words and sayings
>banks need more risk management
>7 to 1 leverage on MBS is wrong
>insolvency
>bank run
>daily mark to market
>look at the bancace sheet
>insured deposits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:35:19 2023 No.54080263 File: 75 KB, 792x825, 1662185292533132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's wrong? Don't we all want the market to go up? What? You're shorting? You actually fell for the bearish narrative? Oh my sweet summer child

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:37:12 2023 No.54080280 File: 1.15 MB, 1023x1022, chicken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like all good decisions, I have decided at 1:30am on Sunday night that I will be moving my entire life savings into physical silver as of this very moment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:39:21 2023 No.54080304 Don't forget to roll your futures anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:41:09 2023 No.54080319 >20y and 30y ripping, 2y dumping, but 3m ripping This is actually it. The bear market is over, FED QE saved us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:41:21 2023 No.54080323 >>54080219 Hey anon what's the name of that restaurant with the goofy shit all over the walls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:41:49 2023 No.54080327 >>54080011 HSBasedC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:42:00 2023 No.54080330 File: 22 KB, 240x323, bankrun827528752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080219

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:42:17 2023 No.54080333 just to let you know i bought a 32'' UHD display which allows me to watch better the market. I will earn so much money in the next 6months, it's not even funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:44:42 2023 No.54080353 File: 864 KB, 1372x1024, 1678226574470890.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feels like people are trying to force a fake bullrun even though the market is violently insolvent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:45:34 2023 No.54080367 File: 53 KB, 670x248, 1650590740352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:45:49 2023 No.54080369 File: 31 KB, 420x420, aZmnxNX_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080353 prove to me its insolvent

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:13 2023 No.54080393 >>54080323 You mean Goldman Sachs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:18 2023 No.54080394 What is everyone buying puts on tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:21 2023 No.54080395 >>54080369 https://files.catbox.moe/rdul8i.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:48:00 2023 No.54080403 >tweet referencing "Fed" >many replies

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:50:14 2023 No.54080427

I'm pretty much a permabear, but explain how we don't rip today?
we've gone from 60% chance of 50 bps to 90 chance of 25bps, and even a 10% chance of a pause.
depositors with the affected banks will get their money today, reducing chances of contagion
if the CPI number comes in at par or lower tomorrow what keeps us from going up over the next month?
i still believe that long-term is bearish, but we're going to have a hell of a rally, no?
only thing is that I am ALWAYS wrong when I try to use logic. literally every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:55:03 2023 No.54080474 >regulators

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:55:54 2023 No.54080484 >>54080427 Thinking the Rip will be done by open to bait the call buyers though, but who knows

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:56:25 2023 No.54080488 yea bro let's close the markets higher than before the banks started failing because fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:57:23 2023 No.54080502 >>54080094 Trips and this will happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:57:50 2023 No.54080505 >>54080367 Oh good. The globalist are speaking. I guess I better listen to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:58:08 2023 No.54080512 File: 199 KB, 1080x1080, 9b528284cc076cf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guten Morgen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:58:55 2023 No.54080519 File: 82 KB, 728x409, we-just-fixed-the-glitch-so-itll-just-work-itself-out-naturally.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080427 The can's been kicked, but the road doesn't go on forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:59:41 2023 No.54080526 File: 24 KB, 453x361, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how the hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:59:53 2023 No.54080528 File: 29 KB, 376x392, 237589252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080502 trips and it won't

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:00:33 2023 No.54080534 Ah nothing like the first dump at pre-market open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:01:55 2023 No.54080555 File: 1.16 MB, 1024x1024, 1678655553974363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I went short on nasdaq with a x20 leverage. Wish me luck eurobros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:02:06 2023 No.54080560 File: 805 KB, 316x318, 6A2F8503-CA05-4252-BAEF-396CA88D654B.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080213

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:02:56 2023 No.54080570 >>54080555 You’ve done this before haven’t you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:03:10 2023 No.54080573 >>54080526 Bandaid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:03:56 2023 No.54080576 HSBA -0.22% BARC -0.80% CSGN -1.00%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:04:24 2023 No.54080580 Reminder, we're going +3% tomorrow :) sleep tight

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:04:26 2023 No.54080581 Are they going to reliquidfiy the system?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:05:01 2023 No.54080586 File: 12 KB, 500x375, 1678133967548236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for the dump yurope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:05:17 2023 No.54080590 File: 147 KB, 607x583, 1518344844183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bear bros I don't feel so good...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:05:49 2023 No.54080596 >>54080094 The bull run hasnt started because there is nobody shilling a SVB10Inu coin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:06:16 2023 No.54080602 File: 361 KB, 780x770, 1643192797118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080590 Bull bros tried to save you But some people don't want to be saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:07:35 2023 No.54080619 >>54080590 the moment this thing, this creature, yellenstein said there will be no bail out it was clear that there will be bailouts and the money printer turned on again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:07:43 2023 No.54080620 File: 175 KB, 1179x1554, 6m316hlg2fna1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really wanted to avoid the hyperinflation timeline, but here we all are I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:07:47 2023 No.54080622 so after a weekend of doomposting spanning multiple forums this is what it was all about

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:08:03 2023 No.54080625 HSBA -0.3% BARC -0.7% CSGN -3.25%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:08:20 2023 No.54080627 All banks (major and regional) and bank ETFs remain seemingly unchanged. Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:09:30 2023 No.54080634 File: 181 KB, 617x506, 1678643516286241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080011 good morning bros, this will certainly be a day

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:09:55 2023 No.54080638
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>>54080622
None of it mattered. Nothing is real and that may as well be a law at this point. There is nothing in finance that matters anymore other than line go up. Might as well start wallpapering the house with dollar bills already, and everything will still be fine, because apparently we can just print faster than inflation forever and ever. I wonder what it feels like to take a hot steaming shit on math, might as well get a finance degree and find out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:11:16 2023 No.54080647 >>54080094 >that nose and nine o'clock shadow Moshe fucking hide your gold you know the goyim get way too greedy don't forget the lessons from your rabbi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:12:18 2023 No.54080651 File: 1.94 MB, 1341x1207, 1678681329732281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Open red, close -4%. Digits confirm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:14:21 2023 No.54080666 4 hours until Brandon speaks. i'm goin to the bank the second it opens no matter what he says

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:14:22 2023 No.54080667 >>54080395 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:15:23 2023 No.54080674 >>54080526 Stop listening to russian doomer /pol/ tourists. SIVB is nothingburger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:16:37 2023 No.54080685 File: 28 KB, 466x307, 1678668757683784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080674 >literal government sockpuppets telling people there's nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:20:00 2023 No.54080706 >>54080620 Can't wait to make artwork out of dollar bills like Venezuelans have been doing for a while now kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:20:54 2023 No.54080715 File: 6 KB, 171x227, 598963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080674 >russian >doomer >/pol/ >tourists

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:21:38 2023 No.54080721 HSBA -0.9% BARC -1.0% CSGN -4.5%

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:22:20 2023 No.54080729

>>54080620
Yeah bobos are defeatists who would love to see everything collapse at the first sight of a trouble.
You underestimate indomitable human spirit. Now when Fed found a middle ground solution you kvetch because yet another happening has been cancelled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:22:49 2023 No.54080733 >>54080721 How exposed are the Chinese banks to unhealthy tech startups on the American side?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:25:05 2023 No.54080751 >>54080729 >when your ESL is so bad that you take the complete opposite meaning from a post Impressive. Very nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:25:08 2023 No.54080754 >>54080729 Bruh, nothing since 2008 has been a "solution", it has been shitting on the future to kick the can for nearly 20 years. Our grand kids will live in or around favelas and there ain't anything we can do to stop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:25:41 2023 No.54080758 >>54080729 Hi CISA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:26:27 2023 No.54080765 File: 34 KB, 365x293, 1678695842379720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:26:30 2023 No.54080766 File: 195 KB, 750x749, 1637975526275_edge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures are up! The Black Swan is Dead! I repeat, the BLACK SWAN IS DEAD! GREEN CANDLES

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:26:45 2023 No.54080768

>>54080685
Go move to china or russia then and see how true freedom looks like.
Bank run is a threat for a reason and foreign malicious actors can try to use this situation to weaken USA. Only retard would allow russian mongoloids to shit in their carpet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:26:50 2023 No.54080770 >>54080721 credit suisse in the toilet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:27:02 2023 No.54080773 >>54080754 Why waste keystrokes arguing with a paid shill? They're raiding these threads because they think recessions are just "russian disinformation". They got outed pulling all kinds of bullshit shenanigans last night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:28:11 2023 No.54080781 >>54080768 That's some really bad ESL, "anon". Are you sure that you're American?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:28:40 2023 No.54080785 >>54080715 You haven't been here yesterday maybe. Some russian dude was screaming doom n gloom for hours and when proven he is clueless he started calling everyone ukrainian shill using /pol/ lingo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:29:10 2023 No.54080792 >>54080666 >666

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:29:14 2023 No.54080795

>>54080638
>>54080729
It's literally not even misinfo/disinformation. Nothing fucking matters anymore. Bears will never ever ever get to cum again. Line will only go up, including M2 dollar supply, and that's just the way it is. It'll be ATH's on SPY until the heat death of the universe. I am literally agreeing with you you absolute retard, nothing matters anymore. I'm looking forward to applying for a billion dollar loan to open my own food truck soon.
>>54080706
Same. I think I'll just start making origami cranes out of singles and throwing them out the window as I drive, I'll let you guys know when I get a 100k fine for littering and scoffed at when I protest it because it's just a days wages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:29:22 2023 No.54080798 Bros, I've been 100% cash since 2019, when the fuck should I go back in? it's been going down for 2 years now..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:30:46 2023 No.54080808 >>54080733 Chinese banks seem to have more conservative balance sheets with deposits outpacing loans. At least that's what they report.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:32:01 2023 No.54080825

Utterly abysmal volume going into pre-market open for such a hyped supposed happening. Fucking gay as shit. I'm glad I bought a MARA bag into the close. Sold for an easy +14% granted there was a lot of anxiety over the weekend thinking about every possible outcome. Gonna buy TECS and maybe long a beaten down regional bank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:32:31 2023 No.54080830 File: 102 KB, 237x544, 1674798548431751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yurope is shitting the bed , smart money is cashing out and mumus still thinks that we " are back " . Keep donating retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:32:42 2023 No.54080834 >>54080512 Nix passiert... No bloodbath today? Was expecting some slaughtering today but i guess its off for today. will try in two weeks again

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:33:00 2023 No.54080836

>>54080751
Nah I understood your post. You think we are going straight for hyperinflation because Fed offered help with SVB situation using loan.

>>54080754
>t. doomer who watched too many YouTube video by griefers and now thinks he understands financial system

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:34:01 2023 No.54080843 >>54080280 I did that but with gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:34:02 2023 No.54080844 >>54080638 >This is financial advise Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:34:36 2023 No.54080848 >>54080834 Still time, think we are red at open

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:35:10 2023 No.54080855

>>54080785
You got caught copy-pasting posts from reddit to hide your fucking terrible ukrainian ESL. First you claimed to be a redditor, then you started copying posts from the account you linked to.
>>54059399
>>54059447
>>54059478
>>54059513

FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED SLAV

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:35:53 2023 No.54080858 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS HAPPENING THE FUTURES ARE TANKING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:35:54 2023 No.54080859 >>54080785 >getting baited this hard You don't belong here, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:36:40 2023 No.54080870 >>54080825 Actually fuck longing banks. As I posted this everything starting coming back down. Probably just gonna double down on my tech short.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:36:52 2023 No.54080872 >>54080836 >doesn't understand how IDs work Holy shit, how retarded are slavs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:37:43 2023 No.54080877 File: 87 KB, 1008x795, #1 Bad Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 6 hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:38:28 2023 No.54080885 File: 37 KB, 306x306, 152364875238766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080858

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:39:07 2023 No.54080893 It's almost 5am and I'm about to start drinking. I can't take the suspense anymore. #stressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:40:17 2023 No.54080907 File: 225 KB, 569x715, 1678662078492468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some of you are alright. Don't come to stock market for the next 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:40:26 2023 No.54080911 europoors dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:40:33 2023 No.54080913 >>54080855 Nice defense mechanism >everyone who I disagree with is a shill! Literal /pol/ tourists shitting up the thread and getting angry because happening was cancelled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:40:34 2023 No.54080915 File: 24 KB, 480x480, 1656945233194188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it to me straight, /smg/. Will the number go up or will the number go down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:41:45 2023 No.54080926 >>54080915 Only up, forever. That was actual financial advice from an actual financial advisor, didn't you read? >>54080638

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:41:48 2023 No.54080927 >>54080911 >only the russian market is up Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:42:07 2023 No.54080933 >>54080893 Get the popcorn and don't stress out so much, Mr. Wonka. Enjoy the show and make some money on the side. I hope the suspense lasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:42:30 2023 No.54080939 Fake pump. Bank runs start at 9. Hang onto your butts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:42:47 2023 No.54080941 >>54080913 >terrible ESL >/pol/ tourists lol >>54080915 Number gongo down. Bad numbers make other number gongo down real bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:42:55 2023 No.54080945 >>54080915 Down. We're back to regularly scheduled programming (dumping) and rate hikes. Same ol' same ol'. The bank failures and systemic uncertainty surely don't help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:13 2023 No.54080966 Dax bobos capitulated at the litteral top . I went full short at 15600

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:22 2023 No.54080967 HSBA -1.8% BARC -1.5% CSGN -7.2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:24 2023 No.54080972 >>54080247 This needs to be a #hashtag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:37 2023 No.54080976 >>54080907 I will come to the stock market and DCA into ETFs, stocks with a nice dividend and bonds. I will buy, buy and buy.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:52 2023 No.54080982

>>54080638
>>54080926
You're fucking retarded. The fdic is just raising its premiums to make depositors whole. The bank is dead, its equity zeroed out. The only "money printing" is that the Fed is also creating a slush fund to lend liquidity to banks suffering a bank run, which only protects them from a short term exogenous pressure, and does not protect them from the consequences of their own dogshit investing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:55 2023 No.54080983 File: 51 KB, 1080x482, Screenshot_20230313_184048_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Premarket.....

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:45:03 2023 No.54080984

>>54080893
It's the proton flux, shit you not the stream split about 1am eastern, and we're all awake because of it.
Normally it bodes towards an earthquake, imo.
That's not good, because the next large fault line is the New Madrid, then Mexico City, then CA.
Some possibility it hits Iran, Turkey/Greece instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:45:57 2023 No.54080997 >>54080367 This is only going to cause even more panic LOL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:46:08 2023 No.54081000 Hi /smg/, I'd like to invest long term in something. Does anyone have a recommendation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:46:21 2023 No.54081005 File: 247 KB, 773x1000, 1678564400882772.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080983 Lmao, what happens if you short a stock that gets delisted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:46:45 2023 No.54081012 >>54081000 Banks, they went down so they HAVE to go back up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:47:11 2023 No.54081019 >>54081005 100% profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:47:22 2023 No.54081022 File: 83 KB, 432x288, 1678669598686162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081000 Rope will be a pretty popular choice by this time next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:48:05 2023 No.54081029 File: 178 KB, 850x761, __audrey_burne_full_frontal_marida_cruz_and_suberoa_zinnerman_gundam_and_gundam_unicorn_drawn_by_gacha_m__sample-de5052491ea140fe8d2316bdf31e98b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mumus on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:48:41 2023 No.54081034 File: 314 KB, 350x350, 1677130718064084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080983 Oh fug...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:48:44 2023 No.54081036 File: 85 KB, 854x686, F80CFF3C-F930-4265-A907-13A18D07A95A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080983 THIS IS IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:48:59 2023 No.54081040 >>54081022 Sorry, we've moved onto magnetic binding in industry. The best we can offer is a chance to crush your skull between rare-earth magnets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:49:05 2023 No.54081042 >>54081012 I already work at a bank though. Am I overexposed? >>54081022 Know any good Hemp stocks then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:49:25 2023 No.54081044 >>54080927 Oh no no no natosisters

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:49:40 2023 No.54081048 File: 59 KB, 764x402, 1673364448250162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:49:41 2023 No.54081049 File: 108 KB, 610x654, 1651734209348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And just as quicky as it began..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:50:11 2023 No.54081056 File: 269 KB, 839x679, 1658745678238526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080983 strap in lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:50:18 2023 No.54081057 >>54081049 Pre-market, futures, none of it counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:50:26 2023 No.54081059 >>54080983 They are DOA now, that should really light the panic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:50:44 2023 No.54081065 >>54081049 already back to dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:51:14 2023 No.54081077 File: 702 KB, 500x500, bobo-smoking-cigaretre-dancing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081029

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:51:40 2023 No.54081079 >>54081005 100% profit, the best possible scenario for a short

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:51:45 2023 No.54081080 File: 135 KB, 1200x676, 1678206798702448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUMUS DAIJOUBU ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:52:05 2023 No.54081087 File: 73 KB, 631x608, a3c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081029 most definitely not bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:52:19 2023 No.54081090 File: 204 KB, 619x566, 1678532032373538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:52:42 2023 No.54081095 >>54080983 never heard of em, who cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:53:08 2023 No.54081098 >>54080983 >>54081034 >>54081036 >>54081056 The feds already said they were shutting down the bank earlier today, the only way it won't be completely zeroed out is if the fed finds a buyer for the bank, which is unlikely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:53:23 2023 No.54081103 If anyone is a Space Weather Enthusiast, check out the D Absorption charts. Gonna be a big weather day. Batton down your hatches, high winds ahead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:55:00 2023 No.54081120 File: 74 KB, 1024x706, 10463629_10152300122482321_7830928772380420429_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futes are duumping bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:55:36 2023 No.54081125 File: 105 KB, 1280x720, 787807087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where did all the buyers go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:55:37 2023 No.54081127 its going to be another crab day isnt it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:56:29 2023 No.54081133 >>54081042 *worked Looking forward to your onlyfans debut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:56:34 2023 No.54081135 >>54081127 Most likely, although expect major volatility until 1030 est.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:56:39 2023 No.54081137 go back up you fucker

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:58:42 2023 No.54081166
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Get FUCKED you stupid bulls.

Get absolutely FUCKED even harder you stupid government financial disinfo shills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:59:11 2023 No.54081172 >>54080427 We're waiting for the narrative to shift from "yay SVB bailout" to "they're not lowering fast enough / they're not bailing me out yet" and its hard to judge how long that will take

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:00:08 2023 No.54081182 >>54081166 >poojet demonic hate to see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:00:26 2023 No.54081186 File: 334 KB, 775x625, 1595929734764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081125 It's crab market now. 390 forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:00:27 2023 No.54081187 >>54081172 Apparently it's literally right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:00:49 2023 No.54081192 File: 1.19 MB, 4000x3000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pmg/igger here shame about your bullshit monopoly money banking system, guess we were right this whole time (thousands of years) huh apologize

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:02:12 2023 No.54081212 >>54081166 >t. sanest russian shill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:02:19 2023 No.54081214 File: 2.94 MB, 404x720, 1678660335105721.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081192 >he isn't shorting on the way down then claiming physical delivery on PSLV GIT. GUD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:02:25 2023 No.54081215 VIX just went flat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:03:32 2023 No.54081229 >>54080858 they're still pretty high tho, no big deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:04:22 2023 No.54081241 >>54081212 The funding for your shill farm is going to get cut off, and then you won't be able to spam anymore. Best of luck. I recommend sniffing glue or whatever it is that you slavs do for fun over there to dampen the blow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:04:53 2023 No.54081247 >>54081229 We are red in 10minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:06:05 2023 No.54081264 Aight, I'm out. Don't forget to laugh at the baggies for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:06:12 2023 No.54081267 >>54081098 No they didnt. They would for signature bank, not republic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:06:17 2023 No.54081272 >>54081241 I love you schizos, never change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:06:59 2023 No.54081282 >>54081192 Coinage can be inflated too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:07:28 2023 No.54081289 HSBA -2.9% BARC -2.6% CSGN -8.9%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:07:31 2023 No.54081290 FRC in the process of doing a fat deadcat bounce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:07:38 2023 No.54081291 >>54080674 >tfw you wasted so much on calls that anyone who disagrees with you is a foreign agent Umm ok, anyways I'll take a number three combo meal, I want my fries UNSALTED but I want a few salt packets in the bag please, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:07:41 2023 No.54081292 File: 50 KB, 725x731, 157439865728362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081272

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:07:46 2023 No.54081294 This post is not spam you stupid faggot website

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:08:19 2023 No.54081300 Intresting how poorop is selling off. Seems like their don't trust the solution.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:08:27 2023 No.54081303 File: 32 KB, 491x670, 1672387516581279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081212 Did russia piss in your pants too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:08:39 2023 No.54081307 >>54080666 Checked accelerator

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:08:47 2023 No.54081309 >>54081294 Okay that one works. Why can I comment on the bots having a heart attack and having retarded volatility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:09:14 2023 No.54081313 >>54081303 kek i love peas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:09:57 2023 No.54081318 >>54081289 Csgn -8,9% Finally, the mountain fort jew deserve it

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:11:55 2023 No.54081344
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So anons, what are you shorting today?
I forgot to short ITA40 like the retard I am while it was still green at open.

Anyways, if today's the day we get fucked, been real to know you lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:13:24 2023 No.54081363 All of the big 4 banks are red premarket now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:13:34 2023 No.54081364 >>54081247 If nasdaq dumps as hard as the others, then yeah its panic time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:14:36 2023 No.54081375 File: 155 KB, 700x933, 1676505877579199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081363 damn, are they that scared of hyperinflation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:15:21 2023 No.54081385 File: 987 KB, 1152x890, 1669557955290568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >snibbed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:15:23 2023 No.54081387 >>54081290 This could actually be bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:15:29 2023 No.54081389 File: 192 KB, 1024x836, 1634009721416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bank bros... its over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:15:32 2023 No.54081391 >>54081375 No, they're scared because Biden is going to say the words "bank run" in his speech and accidentally end western civilization

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:16:06 2023 No.54081405 File: 290 KB, 1242x722, 867538C3-2B75-43BC-AC17-6D15D6738E7E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s over….

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:16:53 2023 No.54081418 Ho lee fuk Sum ting wong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:17:29 2023 No.54081422 File: 14 KB, 493x328, 1651687881925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf is this premarket. I was promised -10% circuits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:18:08 2023 No.54081427 >>54081344 When’s there’s blood in the street what do we do buffet bros??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:19:09 2023 No.54081445 File: 37 KB, 393x450, 1581411468231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081098 then banks should just follow rule of acquisition no.1, and wait for this to all blow over you stay solvent, your customers stay solvent and everyone wins

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:19:09 2023 No.54081446 >>54081292 >russian shills are also anti-semites Explains a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:19:23 2023 No.54081447 >>54081405 this has to be bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:20:17 2023 No.54081455 EU Markets melting down. Little hard ngl.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:20:31 2023 No.54081456

>>54081391
Kek, during his budget proposal speech he was supposed to say 10billion but initially he said
>3 million
>I mean billion
>I mean 10 million
>I mean 10 billion
Felt like watching a stroke in real time. I'm imagining he'll walk up on stage, his cue card will say
>DONT SAY BANK RUN
he'll squint and say
>that say bank run?
Then he'll collapse and die on stage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:20:54 2023 No.54081459 Futures are barely up. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:21:29 2023 No.54081469 >>54081391 What time, when's the watch party?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:22:02 2023 No.54081475 >>54080011 Djia premarket officially red

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:22:25 2023 No.54081480 Bobros, are we gonna make it big?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:22:43 2023 No.54081483 >>54081459 But CNBC and Jim "Underperforming the market" Cramer already celebrated how the banking system saved everyone in a special show?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:07 2023 No.54081489 File: 422 KB, 2048x1470, 15734958623782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081446 i love jews im a big fan of their work

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:54 2023 No.54081497 >>54080011 Kek at all the bulls who fell asleep when futures were up 2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:24:07 2023 No.54081499 I’m going I’m going withdraw!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:24:09 2023 No.54081500 Why the hell is Russel dropping the most? What the fuck smallcap bros, I thought we were supposed to outperform S&P

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:24:25 2023 No.54081504 File: 137 KB, 1080x823, 1666271127209937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures red waiting room

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:25:18 2023 No.54081510 >>54080830 Worse. It's gonna be a kangaroo hopping up and down instead of boring sideways movement

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:25:40 2023 No.54081515 >>54081483 The second I saw the Cramer bit, I knew it would be a red sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:25:54 2023 No.54081519 File: 35 KB, 705x686, F250A7ED-31B0-494F-8210-BBF5B3E5243D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check credit shisse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:26:57 2023 No.54081532 File: 52 KB, 454x520, 1678461110475151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dax down 3% . Kek baggies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:27:08 2023 No.54081533 >>54081489 kek, now that's the spirit. On serious note, I wonder why nobody is calling for more diversity in finance. Kinda activates my almonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:27:46 2023 No.54081541 File: 36 KB, 417x338, 1612136396267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX 27

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:27:58 2023 No.54081543 >>54081456 He’s always terrible with numbers kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:28:02 2023 No.54081544 how did futures flip red

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:28:13 2023 No.54081546 >>54081519 credit sheesh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:28:58 2023 No.54081554 It's easy being a futures trader these days. Click sell, win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:08 2023 No.54081555 why the pump? no volume? why the dump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:14 2023 No.54081558 >>54081544 Euros decided that it was time to pull the plug on DAX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:21 2023 No.54081559 >>54081544 Reality is setting in. That's how.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:27 2023 No.54081562 >>54081469 either 8 or 9 this morning i think

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:48 2023 No.54081565 Imagine being bullish when banks are failing at the rate of one per day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:50 2023 No.54081567 >>54081475 Tech holding up bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:50 2023 No.54081568 File: 668 KB, 480x480, 1677981898110088.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it HAPPENING?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:30:24 2023 No.54081570 File: 76 KB, 593x563, 1621502505482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081541 >only 27 it's over bobros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:30:47 2023 No.54081574 File: 106 KB, 613x625, 1658472761166468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUTURES ARE RED CODE RED >>54081532 Would have loved to short that piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:12 2023 No.54081580 ahem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:37 2023 No.54081587 DAX -3% kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:53 2023 No.54081589 >>54081567 Kek, tech always leads the indices, by eod itll be blood red too, dont forget it was up 2% just an hour ago and already shit the bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:32:12 2023 No.54081597 damn look at Russel tumble down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:32:20 2023 No.54081600 File: 1.69 MB, 320x246, 3ad.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >UniCredit Halted, Limit Down After Falling 4.9% in Milan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:32:51 2023 No.54081609 File: 287 KB, 450x600, 18956283746587236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bye bye credit suisse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:33:15 2023 No.54081616 Bank fails Thursday Another bank fails Friday Another bank fails Sunday >herr derr buy buy buy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:33:16 2023 No.54081617 What if one day people lose faith in the system..and it’s all gone…just like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:33:49 2023 No.54081622 I wish I could stay up all morning to watch this go down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:34:08 2023 No.54081624 >Return to normal >Fed pivot >Up only >We're back >Bullrun is back on the menu >QE >Money printer go BRRRRRRR >Rates hiked to high too fast What other cope were deluded permabulls spewing just 1.5 hours ago?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:34:34 2023 No.54081627 >>54081622 brandon is going to pump it back up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:34:37 2023 No.54081628 >>54081609 This is the big one, how are they looking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:34:38 2023 No.54081629 How do I short all these banks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:34:46 2023 No.54081630 You have to understand something. This is the Great Reset. Most of the WEF members are in banking and fund management. They have engineered all of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:01 2023 No.54081633 File: 488 KB, 720x655, 1652690930685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looook at the DAX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:23 2023 No.54081637 >>54081600 Porca miseria…..è la fine….

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:37 2023 No.54081642 File: 123 KB, 500x500, 1657568228152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081633 >DAX mattering good one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:55 2023 No.54081647 HSBA -3.7% BARC -4.8% CSGN -14.2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:36:14 2023 No.54081650 >>54081630 It’s almost like the general public are a bunch of fat retards addicted to fast food and Jew entertainment and they’ll never do a damn thing about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:36:34 2023 No.54081653 >>54081627 Gr8 b8 m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:37:54 2023 No.54081667 File: 16 KB, 574x121, Screenshot 2023-03-13 103627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jim "we are in a bull market" Cramer doubling down on his own copium.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:05 2023 No.54081670 File: 200 KB, 1000x692, 8tj0cq3qrgna1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081617 They won't. People can go on and on about not trusting the system, but as long as you are using money, you are part of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:16 2023 No.54081672 File: 31 KB, 570x538, 3543C861-954F-461D-9074-2B794013E276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >puts on cac40 >puts on XLF >sold my GLE bags on friday I’m so fucking ready bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:24 2023 No.54081676 Why are Yuro banks selling off? do they have a stinky balance sheet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:40 2023 No.54081679 03/13/23 Such a semitic date, would be a shame if everything crashed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:39:11 2023 No.54081683 Wait, now First Republic as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:40:19 2023 No.54081702 4 banks failed in 4 days

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:41:12 2023 No.54081710 File: 428 KB, 563x800, 35e20e29b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want lmao the Fed will save us everything is fine and dandy woo bull time posters to lose money. I really do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:41:12 2023 No.54081711 File: 552 KB, 935x733, 1627579062139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081702 they fail all the time. SVB was on the news because tech bro founders were screeching about it on twitter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:41:38 2023 No.54081717 >>54081702 STOP THE COUNT!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:41:47 2023 No.54081719 >>54081628 https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-shares-reach-new-record-low-2023-03-13/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:42:25 2023 No.54081727 Wew credit suisse down over 8%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:43:50 2023 No.54081738 >>54081727 Check first republic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:44:04 2023 No.54081740 File: 34 KB, 503x578, 1678461248413983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this time is different

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:45:08 2023 No.54081758 File: 5 KB, 261x96, n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081647 >CSGN -14.2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:45:25 2023 No.54081762 TWO MORE BANKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:45:48 2023 No.54081771 France Finance Minister Bruno Le Maire Says "No risk of contagion"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:46:32 2023 No.54081783 File: 19 KB, 539x175, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081758 should've IPO'd in the US

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:46:37 2023 No.54081784 Whats the best stock to short?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:47:00 2023 No.54081787 Are the failed banks jewish or gentile?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:47:06 2023 No.54081789 US 2Y yields computer...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:48:16 2023 No.54081799 >>54081771 The more statements they make the more obvious the system is fucked. It's Bagdad Bob all over again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:48:33 2023 No.54081802 CHECK CREDIT SUISSE RIGHT NOW

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:49:41 2023 No.54081813
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>futures collapse
>check SQQQ
>it's still down from friday
Why does this etf perform so bad even when the underlying assets are performing well (in the sense that they are dumping since it's an inverse etf). What a fucking disappointing piece of shit. Should have been all in on DRIP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:49:59 2023 No.54081816 >>54081771 Heh heh heh Why do they always say this? They could just say they’re closely monitoring the situation, preparing contingency plans or something like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:14 2023 No.54081819 File: 6 KB, 257x196, 1678699477910627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081799 Checked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:14 2023 No.54081820 File: 356 KB, 232x194, 1621388661155.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081802 >CREDIT SUISSE Oh no no no NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS HAMCHADS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:21 2023 No.54081821 >>54081771 Two weeks to slow the spread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:35 2023 No.54081826 File: 27 KB, 474x392, 1657035339647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081813 >3x ETF on anything you never learn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:49 2023 No.54081830 >>54080580 >>54080590 >>54080729 OH NO NO NO NO DIS DOOD AHAHA

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:52 2023 No.54081831

Can you guys imagine how I feel after closing my DAX shorts at ~15320-15250? I could have waited just 1!!!! hour and made about 1k more money. All again on some burger news that we thought forgotten after that overnight 220 points pump. Man, fuck me. Now I'll probably have to short again from WORSE positions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:51:02 2023 No.54081835 kek nasdaq is mooning while banks are going down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:51:27 2023 No.54081839 >>54081758 check it now nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:51:50 2023 No.54081842 >>54081826 I should have been 10x then maybe it would do something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:51:52 2023 No.54081843 >>54081816 France Finance Minister Bruno Le Maire Says "No Risk of This Big Fucking Motherfucker Exploding in a Goddamn Mushroom Cloud"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:52:11 2023 No.54081845 >>54081813 Nasdaq is still green retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:53:02 2023 No.54081855 >>54081835 Insiders buying what the fed is going to bailout

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:53:33 2023 No.54081861 >>54081835 Never invest in banks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:53:58 2023 No.54081864 File: 26 KB, 206x273, It's over.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081839

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:54:28 2023 No.54081870 This is 2008 at 10x speed. And 100x leverage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:54:34 2023 No.54081872 File: 26 KB, 490x267, CretinSuisse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw -70% on Credit Suisse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:56:27 2023 No.54081892 >>54081870 >This is 2008 at 10x speed. That’s because it’s a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:57:14 2023 No.54081897 File: 111 KB, 1024x1024, 1624362831374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 385 is the bottom on SPY. big support slurp action

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:57:49 2023 No.54081905 >banks shitting the bed >futures retrace >people buy the dip on futures They just don't let up. It's actual insanity. >FRONT RUN THE FED BROS >PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR >DON'T LET THEM SHAKE YOU OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:58:51 2023 No.54081918 >>54081855 >Tsla shooting up >aapl shooting up The future economy is based on iphones and electric cars at last I truly see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:00:13 2023 No.54081939 Oil is not catching a break today. Gold and Silver are up up up. Shiny rock boomers rejoice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:00:38 2023 No.54081945 File: 136 KB, 303x372, 1644863653958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIX almost back at friday peak I sense a short opportunity here

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:01:11 2023 No.54081957
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>Credit Suisse
>Commerzbank
>Banco Sabadell
>Bper Banca
>Bank of Ireland
>Deutsche Bank
>Banco Santander
>Erste
>Caixabank
>Unicredit
>Banca Fineco

Lads, I'm so fucking afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:01:28 2023 No.54081962 Letting niggers have decision making power in the banking industry was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:02:52 2023 No.54081981 File: 395 KB, 801x763, 1673195668240728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081962

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:03:11 2023 No.54081987 >>54081918 Was there any doubt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:05:03 2023 No.54082010 File: 1.23 MB, 1280x720, 1665422938887687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081813 > buys 3x letf > doesn't even know what the underlying is

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:05:25 2023 No.54082013 How much DID apple have in the bank?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:06:41 2023 No.54082030 Im still shorting TESLA . next stop $100.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:06:51 2023 No.54082032 File: 811 KB, 989x1330, 1677702406509569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I deserve to be raped. Mr Powell, do your worst

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:07:22 2023 No.54082038 File: 167 KB, 1600x2000, FqeznhPWAAgg8Uo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck isn't my $VIXY moving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:07:54 2023 No.54082049 File: 15 KB, 400x352, 1661930998331627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54081962 >Letting niggers have decision making power in the banking industry Yeah, niggers are in control of the banks, don't check behind the curtain goyim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:07:56 2023 No.54082051 >>54081957 Im so fucking euphoric

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:07:58 2023 No.54082052 If AAPLs $55b goes POOF, what happens to the market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:08:19 2023 No.54082056 >>54082010 https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/sqqq

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:08:47 2023 No.54082059 File: 176 KB, 1511x805, 2023-03-13 11.07.48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:10:07 2023 No.54082074 >>54082056 knowing that, why are you surprised that SQQQ is down in pre-market? Unless I missed on some very subtle meme. Sorry I'm very autistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:11:34 2023 No.54082092 File: 79 KB, 935x470, wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:11:53 2023 No.54082097 File: 52 KB, 817x417, 2023-03-13 11.11.22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking futures not keeping up lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:13:04 2023 No.54082111 File: 82 KB, 1280x720, 1623613926318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54082097 nope, this is max volatility right here in premarket. take it or leave it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:13:27 2023 No.54082115 P-pumpers Pivotbros.. Not like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:14:38 2023 No.54082129 >>54082051 I'm afraid of how euphoric I am

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:15:35 2023 No.54082143 So, why is everybody shitting their pants now again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:16:32 2023 No.54082152 >News media right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:17:00 2023 No.54082158 Futes green. Crash averted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:17:07 2023 No.54082160 >>54082143 Bank fud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:17:10 2023 No.54082162 MONEEEEEEEEEEY! literally can't open a MFS without gaining. Jittery as fuck about green scamdildos, lost out on 7k profits pepehands. When will we reverse? This shit must be oversold to oblivion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:17:52 2023 No.54082170 File: 1.21 MB, 1024x682, 1652381068576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54082158 Check again anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:17:55 2023 No.54082172 >>54081813 Nasdaq futures are green for the moment as is nasdaq premarket, therefore sqqq red.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:18:02 2023 No.54082174
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>>54082074
I am simply tired of SQQQ being shit. DRIP and FAZ are great. KOLD was fantastic. SQQQ is a nigger dick shit designed to do nothing but crab. The minute I sell it'll pump hard, which is what annoys me most of all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:18:14 2023 No.54082179 NEW >>54082169 >>54082169 >>54082169 >>54082169

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:19:12 2023 No.54082197

>futures up 100 points
>down 100 points
>up 50 points
>down 50 points

>>54082143
The situation cannot be resolved merely with hopium and promises. More immigrants also will not solve it. Perhaps if they had relied on a slower growth model, like japan, they would only be mildly fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:20:10 2023 No.54082212 >>54082032 Rapemkid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:20:14 2023 No.54082215 >>54081957 FED is just gonna bail everyone out, so I'm not expecting much

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:22:13 2023 No.54082241 HSBC buys SVB UK for a pound

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:22:56 2023 No.54082254 >>54081683 >>54081738 "Down 60% in the pre-market" is not something I often see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:27:11 2023 No.54082315 >>54082254 Fourth bank failure. 60billion facility from JPM couldnt even save them from exploding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:32:39 2023 No.54083222 >>54081957 bailout with tax money thank you for your service

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