/smg/ You thought the movie Margin Call was playing?

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/smg/ You thought the movie Margin Call was playing? Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:39:49 2023 No.54077453 [Reply] [Original]

You thought you were living out the MOVIE MARGIN CALL?

No. We are in Watchmen universe. And I just saved the stock market by destroying the SILICON GAY VALLEY BANK. Did anyone say thank you? NO.

Because the plebs don't understand the necessary sacrifice you must make to save the entire financial stock market. Jerome POWELL JOERMOE POWELL was going to kill the financial system. And I MADE HIM STOP by destroying a few gay banks.

YOU'RE WELCOME>

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:41:33 2023 No.54077485 File: 79 KB, 480x602, 1678370525174513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:42:06 2023 No.54077495 File: 297 KB, 754x427, 1643003030101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bulls win again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:42:46 2023 No.54077505 Its not QE. Its more a liquidity tourniquet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:42:57 2023 No.54077509 File: 89 KB, 236x293, 1670850341168997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077495 Bobo here, can confirm, will be down 6% on total folio by open

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:44:25 2023 No.54077529

Gambling is going to continue to be more broadly legalized, with regulations reduced. They are going to make gambling posible for silly things like WWE soon. You know what that means? In the future zoomers will entertain themselves by constantly making silly bets over anything. The gambling bull run is fucking coming QUICK. Unlike earlier eras, we won't have any social movements to restrict this evil.

Buy DKNG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:44:33 2023 No.54077532 File: 524 KB, 1000x1000, 1678511805994465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] prepare for the meat grinder

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:44:38 2023 No.54077535
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>futes keep going up

The Efficient Market Hypothesis states that new information is rapidly priced into stock prices. What happens when all the doom and gloom gets priced out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:44:52 2023 No.54077540 >>54077509 If we're lucky. SOXS finna be halted and delisted on open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:44:52 2023 No.54077539 >>54077529 >zoomers will entertain themselves by constantly making silly bets over anything What do you think CFDs are?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:45:27 2023 No.54077554 File: 974 KB, 1114x1583, FID.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have strong feelings about going up or going down, I just hope everyone is having fun. :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:45:33 2023 No.54077556 why are futes so green? explain it to a retard please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:45:34 2023 No.54077557 File: 383 KB, 527x549, 1655671591838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your puts are toast little girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:45:49 2023 No.54077562 >>54077535 Info + Rate of decay of info x100000

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:45:55 2023 No.54077564 File: 132 KB, 1000x1377, MV5BZjFkYTU2ODctNTQ4MS00YzRjLWE2M2YtM2U0NzUzMmIwMzRhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjExODE1MDc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077485

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:46:06 2023 No.54077567 File: 5 KB, 165x250, bobo-kneel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A lot can change overnight. What will I wake up to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:46:36 2023 No.54077572 >>54077554 I'm having fun being poor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:46:44 2023 No.54077577 >>54077567 Jews buying more debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:47:07 2023 No.54077582 >>54077556 no one knows. there's been literally no news to explain it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:47:38 2023 No.54077588 >>54077582 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:47:44 2023 No.54077591 File: 487 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20230225-175727_Messenger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077556 The most obvious exit pump in the history of the stock market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:47:51 2023 No.54077594 File: 683 KB, 400x225, 1534892566589.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:47:58 2023 No.54077597 i never watched margin call. is there any better finance movie to watch it looks boring. wall street with michael douglas is my favorite

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:02 2023 No.54077600 >>54077535 There will be some new event. Ride the waves.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:02 2023 No.54077601
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>>54077556
SVB bank deposits are insured and money will be available on Monday. The Fed and the treasury are stepping to control the situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:04 2023 No.54077602 >>54077556 >>54077582 rate hike expectations plummeted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:08 2023 No.54077603 >>54077588 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:19 2023 No.54077608 File: 61 KB, 976x850, frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] High thread volume is bearish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:21 2023 No.54077609 >>54077556 Futures market is betting that the catastrophe that unfolded at end of the week is contained.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:33 2023 No.54077611 >>54077567 No just accept it. This was the biggest bobocide in recorded history. It's even possible we'll never see anything like this in our lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:37 2023 No.54077613 File: 3.86 MB, 480x269, 1678548305691542.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bvll slaughter imminent enjoy being led into the abattoir

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:43 2023 No.54077614 File: 638 KB, 618x871, 1677551446354572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077567

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:49:04 2023 No.54077620 File: 2.94 MB, 1920x1080, 1678594024721742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077597 Margin Call is the best movie of all time. gtfo smooth brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:50:08 2023 No.54077636 File: 17 KB, 377x369, 1677859357378301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077620 >not jackass 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:50:32 2023 No.54077643 File: 3.96 MB, 1920x1080, 1678658733447431.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077597 Ramesh........I ask you reconsider

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:50:32 2023 No.54077642 File: 113 KB, 1424x944, 1669603104130544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >do not redeem sirs >please sirs do the dutiful >no redeem -president Joseph Biden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:50:41 2023 No.54077645 File: 1.29 MB, 1200x800, 4fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Russell 2000 from -3% to +2% in a few hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:51:32 2023 No.54077653 >>54077492 https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/REAINTRATREARAT10Y wrong, faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:52:00 2023 No.54077658 >>54077620 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVxYOQS6ggk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:52:07 2023 No.54077659 File: 53 KB, 1002x564, 1669506445088999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are we going back to the clown world market? did we ever really leave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:52:30 2023 No.54077664 Loving futures. Make me money mr Powell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:52:45 2023 No.54077673 File: 352 KB, 1232x868, FoO2BDKWIAIfK7k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else thinks this month is the calm before the storm? I got a real BAD feeling about what the government is trying to do with the banks fucking up...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:52:56 2023 No.54077676 File: 11 KB, 247x204, download (12).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IM GONNA BAG ME A NEMATODE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:53:09 2023 No.54077678 I REFUSE to get a job

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:53:32 2023 No.54077684 >tfw allowed index trading for a hour on Sunday Fishy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:54:15 2023 No.54077694 >>54077643 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDV-ryLLkiU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:54:41 2023 No.54077701 File: 34 KB, 434x341, 1676470800191138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] See you lads in the morning

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:55:19 2023 No.54077712
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They're just buying time for smart money to place their short positions and for dumb money to go long and buy calls. Then the whole market will dump fantastically with an epic retail rugpull.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:55:32 2023 No.54077715 File: 14 KB, 354x286, Headphones Pepe Grooving to Music.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077613 LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:55:42 2023 No.54077718 >>54077684 don't let this opportunity to buy some bags go to waste

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:55:42 2023 No.54077717 File: 40 KB, 443x455, 16450256455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077701 Good night buddy. Sweet dreams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:56:14 2023 No.54077727 FUTURES UP 400 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:56:26 2023 No.54077730 File: 123 KB, 1024x1024, circumcision-1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077701 I'm so excited to buy puts I can't sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:56:50 2023 No.54077737 File: 64 KB, 1024x1022, 1674180131831390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077717

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:57:47 2023 No.54077749 >>54077718 It's over, but I wonder if it's generally a buy signal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:58:11 2023 No.54077756 >>54077597 Well if you enjoy Reddit humor the big short is more your tempo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:58:50 2023 No.54077763 >>54077620 Fucking loved it, mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:58:58 2023 No.54077769 File: 2.93 MB, 520x768, 1642285302068.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting pretty tired of the clown show. Think im going cash gang at the close of market tomorrow. Powell failed and showed who he really is, sad day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:59:00 2023 No.54077771 >>54077730 WTF why is it so high in africa though it would make sense then why they're pushing for african migrants to go west, the same breed of cattle they can milk for all its worth into debt slavery

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:59:02 2023 No.54077772 >>54077614 actual LOL based Saturn poster. fuck all pisces

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:59:05 2023 No.54077773 Hang Seng up 2.5% too. I'll have to diversify my shorts with some YANG calls too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:59:11 2023 No.54077776 Pause: Goldman No Longer Expects Fed To Hike In March Due To "Stress In The Banking System"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:59:12 2023 No.54077777 File: 6 KB, 228x315, 1671508287052513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077777 we pump tomorrow morning then dump the rest of the week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:13 2023 No.54077790 >>54077771 It is the mark of the slave/servant

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:19 2023 No.54077794 >>54077777 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:19 2023 No.54077793 >>54077777 well done

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:23 2023 No.54077796 File: 146 KB, 750x546, 1664742101349249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077777 uh bull bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:27 2023 No.54077797 >>54077777 Excellent get, nice work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:44 2023 No.54077799 File: 2.97 MB, 498x498, 1678607013180467.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077777 How did you check yourself???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:51 2023 No.54077801 File: 2.62 MB, 396x299, 1638207074264.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077777 woah cool script

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:01:06 2023 No.54077805 >>54077556 Rumors that the FDIC is going to bailout all of SVB's obligations. Dunno if true but if so money printer is back on and everyone is back to casino mode

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:01:50 2023 No.54077815 >>54077799 good timing on a slower board

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:02:02 2023 No.54077819 >>54077790 Also explains the flip migration, they're fucking everywhere And why south korea is so fucked by its femdom problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:02:35 2023 No.54077829 File: 1.44 MB, 640x360, 1646354622458.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077777 Just as i thought, bulls are bots with scripts. Thanks for ripping the veil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:03:26 2023 No.54077843 File: 53 KB, 828x471, 1662682388237242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:03:37 2023 No.54077847

>>54077776
>banks failing
>bullish as fuck
>buy reddit buy

God I love clown world. It's getting kinda obvious that the dumbest fucking thing possible is what happens. I closed my puts before close Friday but I should have flipped some calls with gook poster to sell at open Monday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:03:39 2023 No.54077848 >>54077453 Here's my complete collection of margin call webms I've made over the last few months. Some have edited subtitles for keks https://mega.nz/folder/YVxhiCpS#Ak6fqtMomVDJOnwmsAN_cQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:03:52 2023 No.54077851 >>54077777 wtf, first >>54072933 and now >>54077777 spooky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:04:10 2023 No.54077857 >>54077829 Thats a bear call you retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:04:45 2023 No.54077868 >>54077777 Hell fucking ya, what did people think cause some banks collapsed and it wasn't systematic risk that suddenly inflation disappeared. Rate hike pause just means, higher for longerer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:06:43 2023 No.54077893 File: 344 KB, 880x1156, 1678563562057066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077857 >Thats a bear call you retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:07:02 2023 No.54077898 File: 345 KB, 200x150, 200w (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077847 that kpop poster is always right. shehe is on to something

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:07:08 2023 No.54077902 >>54077567 The Sim managers became very active these past couple of days. The SVB thing came outta nowhere. I don't think they're done throwing curve balls at us. We might get AYYY LMAOs on TV tomorrow or something. Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:08:06 2023 No.54077916 File: 64 KB, 645x729, 1553186081736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077893 >gets called out as a retard for being a retard >posts a soijack to defend himself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:08:31 2023 No.54077923 File: 44 KB, 600x398, csx-7922-c40-8w-at-mulberry-florida-john-black.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It wasn't that impressive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:08:58 2023 No.54077933 BTFP Hmm what could they possibly mean by this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:09:15 2023 No.54077935 >>54077916 jaks are wholesome tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:09:21 2023 No.54077937 File: 1023 KB, 245x370, 1677715836031595.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077916 You belong in an oven

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:09:21 2023 No.54077938
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I would like to thank you for reminding me that I am completing with children. People that pose no threat as they have a brain equivalent to a dog. It's an amazing feeling to know that you are my adversary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:10:00 2023 No.54077947 >>54077777 Posting in a sticky.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:10:30 2023 No.54077955

>>54077898
Xir is right more than most people in this shithole but he only digs up three good screen caps. He thinks on very short time frames and his reasoning for things happening are often wrong but takes credit anyways. He said we would take Friday because of the jobs report and then took credit for predicting the bank collapse. Buying calls before close was very pro gamer move (if he actually did instead of larping)

He never posts any proof of his trades though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:10:37 2023 No.54077957 File: 7 KB, 250x181, 1641680725296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he was convinced of a short term trend that turned out completely wrong this is the story of the last 15 months, have you learned nothing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:10:53 2023 No.54077961 File: 376 KB, 797x678, image_2023-03-13_001051763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brendan Frazer wins an oscar futures are green Bobos are heemed Russel is king We are so back

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:11:24 2023 No.54077968

>>54077851
i don't want to be a killjoy, but your ID is deterministic. it's based on your IP, the board you're on, and a random nonce. you can crack the random nonce by posting on a different IP and brute forcing different nonces until you get one that matches. that person from the other thread predicted their ID and based their post around it. if they really could choose their ID, they'd pick something more provocative than "Lure". they themselves said "IDs are not random", which should be a clue

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:11:56 2023 No.54077978 File: 667 KB, 378x360, 1665781659701701.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077848 Nice collection. Do you have a Trading Places set? Old formulaic hollywood movie about old fashioned trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:12:17 2023 No.54077981 >>54077843 I wonder what those (((people))) have in common?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:12:17 2023 No.54077980
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>>54077453
"UNINSURED DEPOSITS could be here" he thought, "I've never not been bailed out by the government before. There could be UNINSURED DEPOSITS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE UNINSURED DEPOSITS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $35,000 Romanée Conti Grand Cru circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of taking responsibility for risky behavior after a decade of zero interest rates. "With friends in the government, you can bail out any bank you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:12:31 2023 No.54077985 File: 202 KB, 1563x1204, 1678034316125803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077673 This is the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:12:32 2023 No.54077987 this does not seem bullish. our economy is a sham. its unsustainable. its not based on any tangible value.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:14:48 2023 No.54078012 File: 60 KB, 994x904, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077987 true everything is worthless, bet accordingly

>>	Buy SKYT Sell High Mon Mar 13 04:15:19 2023 No.54078020 Fuck I hope we stay this high for enough time after open so I can buy more puts. How lucky to get a 2nd chance to get in before the fall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:15:51 2023 No.54078029 >>54077987 People with autism use their disability bucks to buy 200 p/e nvda stock on margin. No shit faggot

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:16:51 2023 No.54078042
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>>54077987
this is your brain on doomer zerohedge shit

every resentful paranoid schizo wants the end of the world. your depression is not an economic indicator, get heemed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:17:23 2023 No.54078045 >breaking news uh oh >BREAKING NEWS: ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Dominates Oscars With 7 Wins, Including Best Picture (Full Winners List). Click for more... fucking normie media

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:17:34 2023 No.54078048 >>54078020 and a third and a fourth and a fifth and a sixth and a seventh and an eighth and a....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:18:24 2023 No.54078057 File: 92 KB, 960x741, 1677566351149100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just keep dcaing, eating 1750 calories per day and lifting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:18:39 2023 No.54078059 I think a lot of people are getting HOOKED Might not be great to get HOOKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:19:04 2023 No.54078061 >>54077987 Play the waves until the next bank breaks, for now we are under the thought that "svb really was isolated in a vacuum, everything is fine." Remember that the market has the memory of a goldfish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:19:25 2023 No.54078066 File: 215 KB, 1080x1080, 1678591259038164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078042 And you being a greedy kike shouldn't be rewarded either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:19:29 2023 No.54078068 >>54077453 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QFvTXm4_vaQ >everybody's getting their money out So it was a huge nothingburger as always. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:20:16 2023 No.54078073

>>54078042
youre retarded. the people who you claim want the end of the world are the ones who want the world to last the longest in the long term. they want the market to be stable and based on real value, not derivatives of derivatives of derivatives, or fund managers gambling with pensions in the market, or people investing based on the weather. people like you are the ones who are going to destroy the world. im happy as fuck, thats why i want the market to come back down to earth so that there is actually a future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:20:34 2023 No.54078076 Ok, Fed gay op aside, there will at least be a few Cali tech companies pulling all deposits Monday, only a fool will just accept "bailout" lmao with no terms and conditions. Contagion and risk down what it would be but more pain in tech monday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:21:19 2023 No.54078088 >>54077938 Well what are your moves, Mr. Galaxy Brain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:22:36 2023 No.54078104 >>54078073 >i want to buy the dip because i missed out last time same old story >>54078088 i'm a permabull, which is the default non-retarded play when you live in a rigged system (they're all rigged btw)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:22:59 2023 No.54078107 File: 1.77 MB, 2448x3264, IMG_20230311_143849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077938 >implying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:23:26 2023 No.54078116 >>54078057 He's literally me fr fr.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:24:05 2023 No.54078127 File: 30 KB, 667x593, 2021-02-23 13_13_34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078107 oh wow a college student is my intellectual superior because they have a book i take it all back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:24:56 2023 No.54078142 >>54078107 that shit is literally useless

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:25:03 2023 No.54078143 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPzF73sLdrw music to stim to while markets are closed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:25:45 2023 No.54078152 >>54078127 I am a highschool drop out. I am independently wealthy. Also a permabull btw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:25:51 2023 No.54078153 >>54078057 I naturally have hunter eyes. #BLESSED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:26:38 2023 No.54078164 File: 86 KB, 405x720, 03d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Small caps up 3%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:27:19 2023 No.54078172 File: 141 KB, 360x346, 23432343243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BOBOS REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:27:59 2023 No.54078179 >>54078104 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:28:20 2023 No.54078186 >>54078057 >1750 calories lmao DYEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:29:31 2023 No.54078203 File: 42 KB, 800x333, 1+1=2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078107 >Unsheathes Principia Mathematica You were saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:30:44 2023 No.54078229 File: 19 KB, 273x364, 42028F83-B25F-4854-83A6-9CFCBF0BD56C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078066 Greed is unironically good.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:30:52 2023 No.54078231
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>>54078066
>>54078073
you dont want to wait like all the other investors do for returns, you dont want to work for it, you dont want to suffer, you want a crash to buy and make easy money because you looked at a historical chart and started salivating at the thought....everyone wants this though, thats precisely why the market has been so buoyant

>15 months into bobos big crash and the sp500 is down 18%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:31:12 2023 No.54078237 >>54077620 Cool with the amphetamines bro it’s just a good movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:32:04 2023 No.54078248 >>54078107 a used math textbook from 1985 isn't a flex Strong Approximation by Fourier Series, page 184

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:32:46 2023 No.54078257 >>54078248 I would have told you if you had merely asked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:33:00 2023 No.54078259 >>54078057 >Just keep dancing i will. i've made my friends endure this video more than is reasonable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-Dd71CqnM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:33:34 2023 No.54078272 File: 816 KB, 617x591, JASON.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:34:27 2023 No.54078281
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>>54077771
It's because of a concentrated effort by the UN to tell Africans that circumcision reduces you chances of catching AIDS because otherwise their witchdoctors tell them to masturbate with fresh infant's blood or rape a virgin to death for protection and shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:35:00 2023 No.54078287 File: 69 KB, 900x506, tmp_hT0kmB_294a5dd331148780_irons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077453 Irons the cunnyseur as Ozymendias was the only redeeming factor of the Dr Nighattan series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:35:17 2023 No.54078292 >asx down less than half a bee's bepis IT'S THE END

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:35:57 2023 No.54078300 >>54078257 it seems as if you bought that at a used bookstore to act superior

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:36:24 2023 No.54078304 >>54078300 I have thousands of these books ngl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:38:09 2023 No.54078325 So which banks are we shorting at market open?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:39:23 2023 No.54078339
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>Go to bank to withdraw uninsured funds
>Drive home with millions of dollars of cash in the trunk
>Forget that cash is de facto illegal
>Cop pulls them over
>Civil Asset Forfeitures all their cash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:40:34 2023 No.54078348 >>54078339 Based. Cops should start staking out in front of bank run lines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:41:25 2023 No.54078355 >>54078304 if i'm rude, it's because i'm high as shit. no clue why i decided to shit on you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:44:21 2023 No.54078389 >>54078355 He deserves it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:44:30 2023 No.54078390 >>54078339 wait really lmao land of the free

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:44:53 2023 No.54078394 >>54077987 Seems bullish to me aside from the dollar's purchasing power going down in the future

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:45:35 2023 No.54078407 >>54077712 Jesus Christ, that's just not fair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:46:54 2023 No.54078420 >>54078389 You are simply jealous of the thousands of many decades old books I possess

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:47:16 2023 No.54078428 >>54078407 Don't fight the Fed. Don't fight the institutions either

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:48:36 2023 No.54078450 File: 54 KB, 800x800, 45f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078339 Monday arrives, Nothing ever happens now, My day is ruined..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:50:47 2023 No.54078471 File: 75 KB, 886x902, spongebob_touching_squidward_s_butt_by_justbestill_deq89oq-pre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078428 I'm talking about those milkers, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:51:43 2023 No.54078480 When I get up in the morning, those retards that start trading at 7:00 EST better talk some sense into this market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:52:27 2023 No.54078492 File: 114 KB, 1024x1012, 1678585970722812m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haven't been on since Friday Why are futes green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:52:49 2023 No.54078495 File: 22 KB, 326x314, 771737858875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078480 And my sense I don't mean dump oil.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:54:29 2023 No.54078514

Bobros should be watching 10y futures. It dumped because of pivoot but pumped because of inflation.
No point in holding 10Y if it's gonna be worthless money. If the market decides inflation is a bigger goncern than pivoot then 10Y should go UP from flat.
Powell is gonna wish he resigned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:54:34 2023 No.54078515 File: 316 KB, 2048x1536, 1678680270074293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does this mean for the markets tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:55:34 2023 No.54078532 >>54078231 I work my ass off at a hospital. I save, i bought a house. Im sick of seeing others suffer because of inflated prices. Fuck you kike, i hope you and your family lose everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:55:36 2023 No.54078533 File: 1.45 MB, 1200x1000, 1673473667165560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After all the hubbub, I just want meme stocks to run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:57:58 2023 No.54078561 >>54077777 You heard it here, bozos. The man just did a black magic with an appropriate meme. It has to be true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:59:08 2023 No.54078578 >>54077453 Buying calls tomorrow and riding this retarded dead cat bounce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:59:26 2023 No.54078581 File: 570 KB, 576x704, 1668839985587266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078532 convert or die

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:00:11 2023 No.54078590 Do bulls realize Powell is 100%% not pivoting if the market doesn't shit itself from SVB collapsing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:00:48 2023 No.54078596 I’m going to do the ultra boomer portfolio of going 100% government bonds. Maybe some tmf too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:01:00 2023 No.54078603 >>54078590 Bullish! The faster he hikes, the faster it's over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:01:07 2023 No.54078604 File: 165 KB, 1013x1013, 1677377263227865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078581 Shoot me between the fucking eyes then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:01:26 2023 No.54078606 >>54078590 We'll never know now because they're putting the fed put on bonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:02:18 2023 No.54078619 >>54078603 >The faster he hikes Doesn't mean anything, he confirmed no pivot this year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:02:39 2023 No.54078626 I'm going to liquidate my paltry sum of $18,000 in VTI to contribute to the chaos

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:04:00 2023 No.54078643 File: 390 KB, 1887x867, 8637576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit like this is being spammed all over pol.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:05:15 2023 No.54078659
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>>54078590
>market pumps Monday
>banks like Signature quietly go under
>"We're still seeing a lot of strength in markets, banks collapses are transitory and not an issue. We are focused on CPI and jobs reports which came in strong. 50 bps is still on the table."

You all never learn do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:05:40 2023 No.54078668 >>54078495 Haha, they're gonna dump oil, anon. We /recessiontrade/ now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:07:25 2023 No.54078696 File: 108 KB, 439x596, The Alimony.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078515 Short AFTN into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:07:33 2023 No.54078701 File: 23 KB, 362x447, 1678683322227130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078515 absolutely fucking nothing this isn't /tv/ despite the OP pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:08:41 2023 No.54078718 >>54078659 Lol jinxed it retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:10:50 2023 No.54078746 >>54078619 >jerome has never played fast and loose with the truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:11:47 2023 No.54078753 ok i get why futures would be flat instead of red but what the fuck is this pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:12:45 2023 No.54078764 File: 119 KB, 986x1024, 4f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078718 Jinx deez nutz you slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:13:48 2023 No.54078775 File: 258 KB, 2000x2000, 1678548643009349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078753 come to the slaughter chutes mr bull

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:14:13 2023 No.54078780 File: 1.29 MB, 480x270, unnamed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078753 inflation cooling, banks rescued, soft landing occurring

sage Mon Mar 13 05:15:13 2023 No.54078787
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>>54077556
This >>54077601

But not only that, the Fed just stated that they WILL offer loans to ANY bank and will take US Treasuries as collateral, valued at PAR. This means that they will loan banks $ up to the value of these treasuries at maturity, instead of market rate.

So if a bank that owns a 10 year treasury paying 1% were to try to sell it on the open market, they'd get squat because short term treasuries are paying 4-5%.

Now, banks can use those shitty bonds to get loans for the amount they'd have gotten if they let those treasuries meet maturity ten years from now.

A bailout by any other name still fucks us all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:15:23 2023 No.54078790 >>54078753 Every depositor gets their cash, no tech companies go under because they can't make payroll. The game continues. https://youtu.be/to0irFedGqc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:16:28 2023 No.54078800 >>54077567 the fed will pump the market one last time

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:16:49 2023 No.54078804

>>54078753
banks are going to be allowed to use their tarnished treasury bonds as collateral for generous loans, but at the COUPON value of these bonds. it's the equivalent of a car dealership letting you take out a $20,000 loan for a used 2019 Corolla Hatchback SE (MSRP $20,000)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:18:34 2023 No.54078821 >>54078804 par, not coupon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:20:55 2023 No.54078842 >we want high unemployment >Whoa not the tech workers and bankers unemployed only the poor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:22:40 2023 No.54078863 >>54078753 >Made a bad trade? We'll give you backsies if you keep the juice flowing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:26:49 2023 No.54078908 >>54077556 Because crash is cancelled It just is

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:27:10 2023 No.54078914 i have 20 shaarrrrrrrres

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:29:26 2023 No.54078933 File: 1.16 MB, 1024x1024, 1678655553974363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine having an arbitrarily large amount of money at your disposal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:30:44 2023 No.54078948 File: 117 KB, 640x960, 9124809124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lizziebros booba is back on the menu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:31:47 2023 No.54078957 File: 330 KB, 1438x1194, moo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077453 QE is back boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:35:10 2023 No.54078989 File: 377 KB, 600x453, 1678641731745665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077777 so it shall be

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:35:45 2023 No.54078992 >>54078787 Those loans will be due in a year. If these banks can't pay up now what makes you think they can pay it back only a year later with current interest rates?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:51:03 2023 No.54079159 >>54078992 The pay off the first zero interest loan with another zero interest loan. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:51:50 2023 No.54079168 >>54077453 i thought thiel was a LOTR nerd

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:53:47 2023 No.54079188

>>54078787
so hold on
these retards invest in treasuries on like 10Y and it fucks them cause yields went up and they were retarded and risky
and the government just goes "I'll give you the money BACK and we'll just hold the bonds until they mature"

this feels like a dangerous level of QE

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:59:12 2023 No.54079228

Is anyone else extremely concerned the feds creating 1-year cash liquidity facilities at the same time the reverse repo facility is still doing 2 trillion?

It seems to me there appears to be something going horribly wrong with the 3M - 2Y inversion going on

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:00:19 2023 No.54079235

>>54079188
>Be shitty silicon valley bank
>Throw money at retarded ventures, tranny tech, and nigger businesses
>Somehow make money and be in business for several decades
>Decide to take short-term liabilities and use the capital from them to lock into long-term instruments
>Rape hikes go up
>Can't free up capital to service debt
>Insolvent

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:00:55 2023 No.54079242 >>54078753 President Joe Biden saved the west. You're welcome, chud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:02:11 2023 No.54079251 >>54078992 BUBBY no one pays their loans off anymore! Have you seen the bond market?! The same insolvency will come back a year later and the cycle will repeat.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:04:13 2023 No.54079269
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The fed effectively just cut rates to 0% overnight by backstopping banks. Think about it:
>bank buys $99 bond for a 1% yield, you plan on getting $100 at maturity
>fed raises rates from 1% to 5%
>bank needs to raise money, sells bond portfolio, but bond prices are $95 with a 5% yield which gives you $100 at maturity
>bank sells bond at a $4 loss, but fed "backstops" these loses, giving the bank $4 to make up the difference and keep the bank solvent.
>so to summarize, the bank buys at $99 and sells at $99 (zero interest rates).
This is why futures are up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:05:21 2023 No.54079283 File: 12 KB, 90x90, legend-o-zelda-link.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078325 I'm shorting NVDA, CRWD, TFC, CS, KEY, WFC, JPM, JEPI, and KRE at the open. What is everyone else shorting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:05:42 2023 No.54079288 dont even have to read the thread to know futes are green as kryptonite. fuck this clown world

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:05:59 2023 No.54079293 >>54079269 Antisemitic video

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:08:04 2023 No.54079318 >>54079283 >What is everyone else shorting? Lmao nothing? why in the fuck would you SHORT anything? Are you stuck on Thursday/Friday news?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:10:59 2023 No.54079352 >>54077777 Wow what the fuck. Thank you. If true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:11:41 2023 No.54079360 >>54077843 The man is fucken SEETHING

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:13:02 2023 No.54079376
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>>54079318

The fear has been building up all weekend. There will be a small pump for smart money to empty their bags, and then its going to be red all week. Screenshot this, bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:13:54 2023 No.54079390 File: 1.31 MB, 1024x1024, AI Powell with a bear, burning shit down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54078933 And people tremble at your voice. A few words and you move billion dollar markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:14:06 2023 No.54079392 >>54079376 We literally have defacto zero interest rates again and overnight. You think this is bearish. kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:14:21 2023 No.54079395 File: 187 KB, 808x485, 1646012436126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077843 We will split one eye king bobo in two

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:14:28 2023 No.54079397 >>54078668 Different this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:15:29 2023 No.54079409 >>54079392 Anon, you should look up what the interest rate is on the BTFP loans.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:16:14 2023 No.54079420

>>54079392
That's for sure not true. These trash tech companies will be able to pay people this month but they still don't have cheap lines of credit to fund their future operations. Banks get to derisk their bonds for free and pump the markets, but unprofitable tech is still pretty screwed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:16:14 2023 No.54079419 >>54079392 This is flexseal on a burst dam, anon. I'd be terrified to long here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:17:05 2023 No.54079429 File: 1.64 MB, 500x269, 151336.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bobo you're a fucking loser kys bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:17:07 2023 No.54079430 is putting money into popular ETFs a good idea if you don't know shit about stocks or are those ETFs gonna shit the bed too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:17:08 2023 No.54079431 File: 19 KB, 366x354, 1671646308233445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54077843 >coping already

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:17:22 2023 No.54079434 >>54079392 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:17:43 2023 No.54079440 >>54079269 You had like 4 people point out why you were retarded and wrong last thread. Futures are recovering to Thursday's levels because bank runs are no longer happening, the status quo Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:18:54 2023 No.54079453 >>54078992 They literally just need to buy a 1 year bond with the loan and it's free money. Remember it's available for all banks, and not all banks are in an SVB situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:19:09 2023 No.54079458 >>54079228 Small bank liquidity is not large bank liquidity is not money market liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:20:21 2023 No.54079471 File: 28 KB, 466x307, 1678668757683784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that the bulls ITT are literally fake government sockpuppets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:20:31 2023 No.54079475 >>54079430 Well in the ultimate bear case, everything shits the bed. 60/40 stock/bond portfolios that ate shit last year? Would continue to eat shit for the next couple years as we default and grind through stagflation.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:22:15 2023 No.54079489

>>54079471
all this bank shit has been priced in, CPI will be fudged to come in better than expected because its a national security threat at this point and we will bounce back to 400. its all controlled. you really think they are gonna let the market tumble?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:22:41 2023 No.54079496 THERE WILL NEVER BE MONEY AS EASY AS SBNY AND I DIDNT GO HARD FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:23:01 2023 No.54079499 File: 37 KB, 680x502, d71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079420 >unprofitable tech is still pretty screwed priced in about a year ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:23:15 2023 No.54079502 >>54079475 and ultimate bull case?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:23:19 2023 No.54079503

>>54079453
The rate is the "overnight swap rate" + 10 benises, not the rate of their insolvent bonds. That rate gets locked in when the loan is signed. Course, once the fed pivots they'll be up on whatever crap they bought to hedge the loan and get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:24:02 2023 No.54079513 >>54079188 no they get to take a loan at 5%+ interest with the bond as collateral instead of having to sell the bonds at a big haircut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:25:02 2023 No.54079524 File: 7 KB, 251x201, 1660461954823364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079471 I'm not a government sockpuppet, I simply buy financial assets for a long term capital appreciation. And this makes 4-figure lil bobo seethe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:25:04 2023 No.54079525 >>54079499 short ally bank. thats my play this year. screenshot this. just look at how many auto loans they hold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:25:09 2023 No.54079526 >>54079392 >Everything is fine, they told us so.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:25:10 2023 No.54079527
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>>54079499
Forget the balances at SIVB. Imagine how many longer term lines of credit at tiny interest rates got lost. There will be quite a scramble to secure new lines of credit and it'd be a shame if the interest rates weren't as - friendly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:25:36 2023 No.54079532 >>54079471 Cope Seethe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:25:38 2023 No.54079533 >>54079526 All they have to tell us is they're paying for it. Bull market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:26:02 2023 No.54079537 Is making it literally just buying index funds every month, keeping a percentage in bonds, and staying liquid to buy the crash every 7-10 years?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:26:44 2023 No.54079542 >>54079527 What do you think happens if you owe a failed bank money? Why would they need to refinance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:26:46 2023 No.54079543 >>54079537 That’s an antisemitic post

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:27:33 2023 No.54079554 >>54079458 But the big banks liquidity is the small banks liquidity, why is there 2 trillion in RRP and the feds having to step in and provide liquidity for 1-year unsecured borrowing rates? Why are the banks not willing to lend at that timeframe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:27:39 2023 No.54079555 File: 472 KB, 946x634, 1676797669429700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079537 Yes it's that easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:27:49 2023 No.54079558 >>54079533 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:28:25 2023 No.54079563 >>54077961 Good white man deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:28:45 2023 No.54079566 >>54079558 LoL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:30:35 2023 No.54079586 File: 499 KB, 1080x1040, pepe-green-wojak-chart-going-up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079566 LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:31:14 2023 No.54079595 >>54079502 You go all in on TQQQ (or TARK if you support women), and ascend to computerized godhood within 5 years, beating 100% worth of inflation with 1,000% growth as AI technologies consume the world.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:31:31 2023 No.54079600

>>54079542
The debt was consolidated and sold off a long time ago, so the debt ends up devaluing some CDO. No bank is going to take the same terms on loans they previously had and given that no one wants to buy SIVB new loans will have to be negotiated. Now companies likely (hopefully) have multiple lines of credit so that things like this don't happen, but new ones will have to be negotiated to replace the old ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:31:34 2023 No.54079601 >>54079586 Ayy lmao

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:34:38 2023 No.54079629
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>futures
Always good to see bobo getting prolapsed after all their stupid gloom and doom over the weekend posting on taiwanese cartoons imageboards while I enjoyed life instead over the weekend
Also quick reminder that 120% of the doomposters are dumb vatniks wishing for america to fail, as they realize the only thing that is currently failing is their shit life. Make of that information what you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:36:44 2023 No.54079653 File: 280 KB, 540x540, tumblr_p2vc3s9oa11qa94xto1_540.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079629 yes, yes, proceed down the cattle chute ;^3c

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:36:52 2023 No.54079656 File: 101 KB, 680x680, 1677132449409412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079629 yep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:36:56 2023 No.54079657 >>54079629 Why wouldn't I want kikes to fail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:37:53 2023 No.54079668 File: 930 KB, 654x527, 1678662005776679.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Running list of insolvent institutions: >Credit Suisse >Blackstone >Silvergate >Silicon Valley Bank >Signature Bank >First Republic Bank Who is next?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:38:14 2023 No.54079671

>>54079554
>But the big banks liquidity is the small banks liquidity
Big banks have considerably more than the smalls (an imbalance that will probably only worsen over the next week as people run on any banks smaller than Goldman). That's why they offer accounts at 0.01% while smaller places play catchup to Fed hikes.

>why is there 2 trillion in RRP
Bank money is separate from that money. RRP is MMFs, who park money there for the most primo of primo overnight rates.

>the feds having to step in and provide liquidity for 1-year unsecured borrowing rates
RRP loans are rolled overnight, dealing with overnight shit, which does not carry yuge unrealized losses. This contrasts with banks holding 10y+ bonds which do have yuge unrealized losses.

BTFP is meant to paper over those unrealized losses. Nobody in reverse repo land would lend $100 against a bond that's currently worth $60.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:39:42 2023 No.54079694 File: 91 KB, 779x768, adl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079543

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:41:56 2023 No.54079717 So is the sentiment now that Sillycon VC Bank failing will end inflation/rape hikes and give us a soft landing? lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:42:02 2023 No.54079719 File: 84 KB, 1074x861, 1669551787437989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you know the government MADE MONEY from the bank bailout repayments? The game was rigged from the start

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:47:06 2023 No.54079771 File: 51 KB, 1343x217, fagretardkid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079376 >Screenshot this, bitch Yeah, I'll be back on Friday to post the screenshot. Don't you worry ;) ^_~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:47:17 2023 No.54079775 >>54079719 Did you know the government is gay and no one trusts them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:50:04 2023 No.54079814 File: 44 KB, 656x770, 1673623996368604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > nasdaq up 2% market I beheemed myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:52:07 2023 No.54079837 i SCHD myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:54:14 2023 No.54079858 I want to have sex with the volatility

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:54:20 2023 No.54079859 File: 99 KB, 886x886, 07f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079717 I don't know what any of that means. I just know a bank failed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:56:05 2023 No.54079874 Damn... thats bullish...

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:56:46 2023 No.54079884

>>54079671
This just seems incorrect sorry, while MMF’s do mainly utilize Reverse Repo currently it is derived from interbank lending, many big banks and MMF’s service non-primary dealers like these smaller banks with overnight markets, it is not separate money they just have to accept a 0.1% haircut between the bank rate and fed rate for not being a primary dealer

If your collateral is only worth 0.60 cents on the dollar, you don’t have to sell it and realize a loss you can lend it out and roll the overnight lending

I don’t think this adequately addresses the question of why there is such a severe mismatch between overnight liquidity and 1-year liquidity, and it seems to point to issues between the 3M-2Y inversion

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:58:29 2023 No.54079900
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>>54079717
Yes banks failing is a good thing. People losing their jobs and savings is a good thing. High gas prices are a good thing. The government being 30 trillion dollars in debt is a good thing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:59:40 2023 No.54079907
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Why is the dollar dumping so hard? Market is calling out the FED for maybe considering QE because of this whole bank situation? I ain't complaining since a lot of my investments are in gold...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:01:30 2023 No.54079922 I believe the bank's main goal now will be to crash things EVER HARDER so that their insolvent bond collateral becomes enough to cover whatever costs those loans may bear.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:01:55 2023 No.54079924
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This are antisemitic words and sayings

>banks need more risk management

>7 to 1 leverage on MBS is wrong

>insolvency

>bank run

>daily mark to market

>look at the bancace sheet

>insured deposits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:04:47 2023 No.54079950 File: 24 KB, 815x436, Screenshot 2023-03-13 at 01-04-02 Fed Rate Monitor Tool - Investing.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uhhhh, possible rate cut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:05:42 2023 No.54079958 >>54079922 Checked and correct

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:06:01 2023 No.54079965 File: 3.16 MB, 3000x1990, 1678200480480329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was up 110% friday , i didnt tp . Now im only up 45% , im gonna sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:06:27 2023 No.54079971 >>54079950 Retard market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:06:42 2023 No.54079975 >>54079283 post port at end of week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:06:46 2023 No.54079977 I just realized that banks are just going to use their Fed loans to go buy bonds at better yields, or worse, go full retard with them. This sucks. At least Bill Ackman's shorts will get fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:07:11 2023 No.54079986 >futes >banks bailed out >rate cuts already on the table golden bull run is in the room again

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:07:45 2023 No.54079996
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>you live in a human era where the weakest, most vile people alive control everything AND humanity is dependent on fake money and debt to procrastinate a collapse onto their kids

Fucken hell. At least bobo is heemed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:07:55 2023 No.54079998 >>54079950 No, maybe a hold but no cuts until equities tank and real widespread layoffs start. Particularly since the fed buying shut MBS at par again is inflationary. I'm still not ruling out increase

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:10:11 2023 No.54080015 File: 21 KB, 1116x111, 1658434886034129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54079950 EL PLAN

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:12:47 2023 No.54080046

>>54077597
I watched margin call tonight and it was boring as fuck
solid 50% of the movie is actors just staring out of a window looking at Manhattan
and we're supposed to feel sorry for them as they complain about getting millions in bonuses before things collapse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:16:09 2023 No.54080085 File: 186 KB, 847x793, 1629223341270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080046 Is wasn't all windows. They smoked a couple cigarettes on a rooftop. Yes, they were still staring at Manhattan though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:17:02 2023 No.54080092 Gold and silver giving back their gains

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:17:50 2023 No.54080098 Fuutes are dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:19:10 2023 No.54080111 File: 20 KB, 225x224, 1627312996015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080098 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:19:59 2023 No.54080113 >>54080098 ... bastard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:21:06 2023 No.54080123 DOW JONES GIVING BACK THEIR GAINS BUDDY BUDDY LOOK AT DOWN JONES COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:24:04 2023 No.54080151 >>54077658 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIty7vFwVYM

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:24:27 2023 No.54080159

>>54080085
there was one scene where the woman looks out the window
they had her do 4 or 5 different poses, all just her sitting staring into space
40 seconds of just absolute nothing, not tense of poignant or anything
Maybe bankers were weeping in the audience or something but I wasnt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:25:42 2023 No.54080172 >>54080159 it's a shit film senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:25:49 2023 No.54080174 You guys setting any orders for open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:26:24 2023 No.54080177 >>54077673 >>54078787 B00kmarked

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:27:34 2023 No.54080187

>>54079884
>it is not separate money
It is in the sense that an individual bank being run on needs cash. Cash. Cold, hard cash. Then and there.

So they don't have trillions in RRP. They don't have billions on JPM's or Goldman's balance sheet. They have a few treasuries that are only 100% cash 10 years from now but, if they had to sell now, would yield maybe 60 cents on the dollar.

That's the liquidity mismatch being addressed here. For that individual bank holding default-risk-free assets and no way to get their full cash value from any interbank lending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:27:44 2023 No.54080188 >>54080011 >>54080011 >>54080011 >>54080011 >>54080011 >>54080011

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:28:54 2023 No.54080197
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>>54077535
>efficient market
>is actual literal retarded gamblers screaming PIVOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT because they're desperate to frontrun what they think will be another printing bonanza

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:29:55 2023 No.54080209 >>54080123 Nothing is happening. But what I'm curious about is why Asian markets are so fucked if the fed giving them money is a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:30:57 2023 No.54080216 >BoE: The overall banking system in the UK is still safe, sound and well-capitalised. I'm reassured!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:38:06 2023 No.54080293

>>54080187
Sure but that’s then a conversation about if the banks technically in default if they’re not marking their bonds to market, as you can get the current value of a bond in cash with lending. Who cares if you have 11 billion in liabilities and only 10 billion in avaliable bond collateral to post for cash, unless your assets go to 0 you can always get more cash without realizing losses in interbank lending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:46:12 2023 No.54080375 File: 231 KB, 545x530, Glasses Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080293 Anon, please read up on what happened to SVB. Because you clearly have not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:48:37 2023 No.54080413 >>54080375 It's 3 minutes ago, the reasoning isn't even clear yet. Why don't you explain what you think happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:49:48 2023 No.54080422 >>54080098 Of fucking course they would, grim reality of hyperinflation settling in hit baggies like a truck

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:51:03 2023 No.54080433

>>54080375
That’s not an answer, they went insolvent due to MTM cash underfunding of 2b, if the bonds were allowed to be cashflow discounted instead they could have lent them out at market rates into overnight repo and been fine. Even at a 60% haircut from the discounted valuation.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:09:18 2023 No.54080633

>>54080433
This sort of behavior will break the bond market.
There will be no reason to buy any short term, since I can always get the best rate any time I say I need more.
Obviously this will also then compete with equity and lending, since why would we put more risk when we can just bet on middling value bonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:31:05 2023 No.54080811 File: 107 KB, 1024x920, black pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54080098 Are they? Still up like 1.5% bro A shitty groid bank cannot bring down the entire market for more than few days as a result of some minor FUD

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