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5407612 No.5407612 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this pen.

>> No.5407645

PEN GOING UP BOYS
BUY PEN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER

>> No.5407647

you can stick it in your pooper and get free btc

>> No.5407650

it's going to moon

>> No.5407658

>>5407612
> You need need this pen to sign your name for your moon lambo

>> No.5407659

It's GUNNA MOON

BUY PENCOIN QUICK

>> No.5407670

>>5407645
Nice just bought 100k

>> No.5407697

buy it and ill give you a deluxe meme

>> No.5407703
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Honestly if Godzilla bent down and asked you to buy this pen.

You would buy it, right?
You don't piss off nothing the size of a building.

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>>5407612
What pen?

>> No.5407725

>>5407612
Step 1: stick coin up ass
Step 2: take coin out and let it dry
Step 3: go on Japanese ebay and claim it was a pen up some chick's cooch
Step 4: make $100

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>>5407612

FUCK YOU ITS CALLED BITCOIN PEN NOT BPEN

>> No.5407765

Isn't that exact pen the generic chink fountain pen model that sells on eBay and the like?

Price is very low, it's usable. Like everything else from them.

But why would I sell this if I don't own the factories?

Reminds me of when I was 14 and I got bored and resold 3 dollar replica butterfly knife trainers from eBay for 25 bucks using local classifieds.

>> No.5407778

That's no moon that's a pen

>> No.5407781

>>5407612
First of all it's a great store of value
Second of all everyone knows it's a pen
And lastly - I'm not selling it to you

>> No.5407795

>>5407612
That's a sailor pen am i right faggot.

Is good shit. Accumulate

>> No.5407813

>Pen is essential for all writing needs
>Pen has nice gold trim finish
>Pen is nice and hefty
>Nice pen shows you mean business

>> No.5407822

>>5407645
lel this is a good technique

>> No.5407833

>>5407612
Hey man, I've got 21 million of these pens, and I'm never going to make any more. A lot of nerds like to use these as a currency, despite the obvious disadvantages! Because of this, each pen is valued at $15,000 dollars. Some say that one of these pens will be worth a million dollars by 2020! Whaddaya say, wanna buy?

>> No.5407841

No. I'm not selling you this pen.

>> No.5407848

That's my pen. You can't have it.

>> No.5407867

>>5407612
Here, fill this out. Oh, you cant? You need one of these then.

>> No.5407873

Hey Anon I cashed out on my gains.This pen has a hidden thumb drive with my wallet full of 1000 BTC and my seed in txt.

or it's just Cheese pics.

will you buy?

>> No.5407879

>>5407765
I knew a kid who would order dog cages off alibaba and sell them on craigslist. Made a killing, as far as the buyer knew he had 1 dog cage but little did they know his garage was full of them.

>> No.5407886

"you see, most peoples first idea on how to use this pen would be to write something up. maybe a letter, maybe a prescription, who knows, maybe even a suicide note!

*we chuckle together*

but not you, buddy. you're different. you're special. you see the world alternatively. I can't even tell you how you're going to use it because you're so goddamn strange... but in a good way. now use that power I see within you and find a cool ass way to use this pen or, I cant lie, I will be disappointed."


he buys it in fear of disappointing me

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>>5407612
The Bogs use it to write their deposits into the matrix core.

>> No.5407910

>>5407612
McAfee will promote luxurious pens tomorrow. Buy the rumour, sell the news.

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>>5407612
THAT'S MY PEN. I DON'T KNOW YOU

>> No.5407968

PEN WILL BREAK $1 EOY
SCREENCAP THIS

>> No.5408012

>>5407833
premined pen watch out

>> No.5408023

>>5407612
This pen will allow you to write down your order price instead of having to type it into your computer, saving time, reducing frustration and increasing revenue.

>> No.5408034

>>5407848
>>5407841

reversepsychologymind

>> No.5408035

MOOOOOOOOOOOONIN!! GET IN NOW OR STAY POOR, FAGGOTS!

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>>5407612

>not just a pen
>is ledger
>200k FUN 10k XRP inside

"H-Hey...uh...Can I have my pen back?"

>> No.5408106

how do i buy PEN???

>> No.5408123

>>5408012
kek'd

>> No.5408125

You're supposed to make questions to sell stuff, you basemet retards.

>when was the last time you put a pen up your asshole, OP?

>> No.5408127

>>5407612
only if it's listed on bitgrail

>> No.5408148

this pen is a store of value

>> No.5408185

Wait... you know pens are running out right? Everyone's getting them. Something about computers breaking or the internet going down or something

> he doesn't have a pen
> didn't buy pencils in 2017 either

Stay illiterate

>> No.5408220

you will get 100k tethers for free.

>> No.5408227
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>>5407612
Just look at this pen. The construction is perfect. The sleek stylings of gold on black gives an air of sophistication, style, and wealth. Each stroke smooth, precise, punctuated in elegance. This pen is one of only 500 in existence; a piece of the renowned Satoshi collection. Hand made with the finest craftsmanship passed down by generations of eastern European scribes, they craft the finest pens the world has ever known. All of this can be yours, the prestige, the sophistication, the respect, commanded by mastercraft. Many of the collection have gone missing over the years, making this pen even more valuable. While I only have one to sell, it can be yours. Lucky for you, I need money to help my sick mother. I'll let this go for only $400, but that's the lowest I can go. I like you, and I think it would be best left in the hands of someone worthy. Don't pass on this great opportunity. Not everyone gets this kind of chance.

>> No.5408249

pen coin
PEN

going to the moon buy it now /biz/ trust meh

>> No.5408256

>>5407612
Write your name down

>> No.5408271

You this all this shit around you? It doesn't matter. What matter is that you have an opportunity and a choice to buy this pen or leave it and don't waste your time. The Question is, which is more valuable? You don't have to buy this pen, you don't have to not buy this pen. All i'm saying is you and I? We're nothing alike, but at some point we are both going to remember this moment in the history of our miserable lives and think of if we made the right decision. If you leave them pen I will gladly keep this pen and maybe I will find someone who would make better use of it than either you or I, but if you want to purchase this pen from me, I would be glad to sell it to you. This pen, is a quality pen, and you are going to enjoy using it. Your call buddy, I don't have all day now.

>> No.5408383

>>5407873
I'll take my chances. I like BTC and I like cheddar.

>> No.5408439

>>5408256
I need a pen!

>> No.5408453

>>5408227
>the satoshi collection
Lel
Also damn good value adding, emotional bait, and glamour. I'd say this is winrar.

>> No.5408463

>>5408227
bought/10

>> No.5408474

>>5407645
Is it to late to buy $pen??

>> No.5408493

You want my moms number?

>> No.5408604

It's going on Bittrex in January.

>> No.5408662

>>5407612
I can dropship a whole container of those fuckers to you if you want

>> No.5408712
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5408712

MCAFEE PICK

LAMBOLAND HERE I COME

>> No.5408713

This pen solves oracle problem.

>> No.5408809

$1500 eoy

>> No.5408883
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>>5407612
Its the pen sakoshi nekameto used to write the initial idea for the blockchin with

>> No.5409093

>>5407612
Solid dev team
Dont you like money?
How are you going to write that whitepaper?
On binance soon
Moon mission incoming
Get in faggot

>> No.5409218

>>5407612
IT HAS A REAL WORLD USE THEREFORE ITS PRICE WILL SKYROCKET
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.5409300

By the time you read about it on /biz/, it will already. be. too. late.

>> No.5409347

>>5408227
sold and god bless your mother

>> No.5409372

>>5407612
That pen is the next office supply etherium

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>>5407762
lel

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>>5407612
Just got some inside info that PEN is being listed on coinbase next week. .

>> No.5409426

>decentralized
>lightning network
>solves the oracle problem
>unbanks the banked
>Segwit
>Asic resistant

>> No.5409460

>>5407612
Aww shit how could I forgot
Pen technology is being adapted by IBM, Microsoft, Google. Facebook probably next year.
Get in now or stay poor

>> No.5409505

>>5408227

You're gonna make it

>> No.5409734

>>5407612
This pen? Absolutely not, it’s not for sale. You can’t have this pen it is far to important.

I’ll gladly sell you one of those other pens, but this one? Not a chance. I don’t care how much money you offer me...

>> No.5409758

>>5407612
The Ethereum of offices

>> No.5409871

>>5407612
Good thread, but nobody gets it. Ha

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>>5409758

>> No.5409933

>>5408227
Just sent 15btc

>> No.5409944

We are the Penmarines and we will NEVER sell!

>> No.5409996

>>5407612
Your signature says a lot about you. It is more than your name, it is your brand. People form ideas about you without even meeting you based on how you put pen to paper.

Now, you can scribble out your name like a child using a plastic ballpoint pen. Or you can let people know you are someone important, that your endorsement actually means something, by investing in this piece of quality craftsmanship.

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5410017

That super hot chick wants you to you to write down your # for her. Theres only seconds to spare. Id give you this one but i just paid 20$ for it. If you really want it I'll give it to you for half price. It's your call though idc either way

>> No.5410085

>>5407612
Great dev team behind this, really solid This will put pencil to shame
Community is great and healthy
Noobs use pencil, Chad and elites use pen.
Limited supply so prices will skyrocket as they sell out.
Macafee is romored to shill pen tomorrow
What you don't like money?

>> No.5410102

penzinga

>> No.5410491 [DELETED] 

This pen I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, TN. Made by the first company to ever make pens. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war pen and he carried it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the pen, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it world war 2. Your great-grandfather gave this pen to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as good as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his pen. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s pen. This pen was in daddy’s pocket when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the pen it’d be confiscated, taken away. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this pen up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the pen. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. For $100.

>> No.5410546

This pen I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during ww1. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, TN. Made by the first company to ever make pens. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war pen and he carried it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the pen, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it ww2. Your great-grandfather gave this pen to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane’s luck wasn’t as good as his old man’s. Dane was a Marine and he was killed, along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his pen. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his dad’s pen. This pen was in daddy’s pocket when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the pen it’d be confiscated, taken away. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this pen up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the pen. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pen to you. For $100.

>> No.5410572

>>5407762
Underrated

>> No.5410591

>>5407612
I never understood that ending.

>> No.5410594

>>5407612
you can fomo and buy my bags at 2x next week

>> No.5410656

>>5408712
woah is this fucking real??

>> No.5410836

>>5407867
supply n demand motherfucker

>> No.5411127

>>5407612
just bought 100k pens, thanks anon

>> No.5411197

I will if this is an interview for a higher paying job

>> No.5411219

The pen says blockchain on it.

>> No.5411452

Do ya rike rambos?

>> No.5412030

>>5407612
nice, bought 100k

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>>5407612
it's like you hate money guys, buy this pen while it's at the dip