/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54071664]

Jerome Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>54069753

[Anonymous No.54071714]

reminder that bulls in these threads are literal paid shills

[Anonymous No.54071717]

>he thinks he's winning

[Anonymous No.54071735]

Baking

[Anonymous No.54071743]

>>54071714
We’re supposed to be paid?
We don’t do it for free?

[Anonymous No.54071747]

[Anonymous No.54071750]

I'll keep snibbing
up and down
down and up

[Anonymous No.54071755]

[Anonymous No.54071756]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54071762]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54071773]

>>54071747
I'm a brainlet, what's this showing?

[Anonymous No.54071775]

>>54071714
>THE MARKER IS WRONG IM RIGHT, ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME ARE SHILLS, EVERYONE IS A SHILL

[Anonymous No.54071779]

>>54071664
fuck I would walk around with that shirt

[Anonymous No.54071784]

Fuck the Fed and fuck the Treasury

[Anonymous No.54071791]

What do you think this broken record is doing right now?

[Anonymous No.54071794]

Every time bobo says it's his turn, it's ours

[Anonymous No.54071807]

>people are bull posting
>before a projected .5% cpi print hot again
>before fomc
>before a guaranteed rate hike
>because a bank going under "isn't that bad"

I really don't know why I bother coming to this shithole.. I already stopped talking to people in real life because of shit like this

[Anonymous No.54071811]

Ok bulltards, you got a bit of a relief rally, probably more short covering tomorrow. But the first crack is usually just a warning, it's the second shit show that will actually break something and nothing to prevent this would be seen as bullish.

[Anonymous No.54071819]

Lol

I knew it was a complete nothingburger

Lmao

[Anonymous No.54071821]

>>54071773
"invert me more daddy jerome" --the yield curve

[Anonymous No.54071824]

I'm so confused right now, will monday be a bloodbath crash or a neon green pump? They keep flip flopping around when it comes to bailing the banks out or not.

[Anonymous No.54071826]

>>54071791
greg is probably driving around las vegas withdrawing cash from his many bank accts

[Anonymous No.54071833]

>propped up tech market goes down
>This will mean that everyone will go down!
Thank God I just dumped into a total market index so that while retards and normies loose everything I can put a little in here and there

[Anonymous No.54071838]

>the phrase "bank run" unironically in the news
>futures jews: pump it!

[Anonymous No.54071839]

>Back to Thursday's prices
WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS INTURBULENT CRAB?

[Anonymous No.54071846]

>>54071794
>implying not priced in

[Anonymous No.54071849]

>>54071807
>before a projected .5% cpi print hot again
kek
CPI will keep going down

[Anonymous No.54071852]

Mumu, you can have my SPXU shares when you pry them from my cold dead hands, because I'm not selling.

[Anonymous No.54071862]

> S&P500 currently up 1.3% and rising
You kids really got worked up there for a moment.

[Anonymous No.54071866]

literally all i want is for AMD to get over $100 so I can sell for a nice profit. then you can do whatever the fuck you want with tanking this shit, so i can buy back in lower.

[Anonymous No.54071876]

>prediction time*
what will his response be?
how late will it be?
what shape will his drastically overcommitment take afterwards?

[Anonymous No.54071879]

>>54071838
This isn't 2008 anymore, banks can unironically deny people money for however long it takes for them to cool down from freaking out about bank runs
T. Worked at a bank during COVID banking collapse scare

[Anonymous No.54071880]

ITS ONLY 25 BILLION DON'T FALL FOR THE BULL TRAP ITS NOT ENOUGH ITS NOT ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.54071882]

>>54071773
S&P 500 futures are a type of derivative contract that provides buyers with an investment price based on the expectation of the S&P 500 Index’s future value. Investors and the financial media follow them closely because they act as an indicator of market movements. S&P 500 futures allow investors to speculate on the future value of the index by buying or selling futures contracts.

As of September 2021, investors can invest in these futures by buying and selling E-mini contracts through the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) under the ticker symbol ES

[Anonymous No.54071883]

What a weekend, lads.

[Anonymous No.54071893]

>>54071876
This play was out of his hands, Bidenologist.

[Anonymous No.54071894]

>>54071849
Nice random future random guess numbers. Looks like a hot Feb, hot March, hot April and then a rally at the bottom when mays numbers are released in June. Probably accurate desu. 3500 by may-june

[Anonymous No.54071895]

Hi, /smg/, which gold bullion coins are easiest to sell around the world?

[Anonymous No.54071899]

>>54071846
fuck replied to wrong one

[Anonymous No.54071910]

>>54071876
His response will be to make the conversation about the Ukraine war because that is the only popular decision he has ever made in his presidency

[Anonymous No.54071917]

Guys… this isn’t good news lmao

[Anonymous No.54071926]

Nothing can stop this bull run. kek.

Yall can just call me nostrodumas
cause all my predictions come true
make your portfolio go blue
don't bet against me cause yall
go out in wearing no shoes.
I'm the king of the JEWS
They call me by nick name
Hey Zeus.

[Anonymous No.54071929]

>>54071895
There is probably a few Spanish gold coins off the coast of Britain that you could get

[Anonymous No.54071931]

Will all my inverse plays be OK?

[Anonymous No.54071942]

>>54071895
us gold eagles and buffaloes

[Anonymous No.54071946]

>>54071910
>His response will be to make the conversation about the Ukraine war because that is the only popular decision he has ever made in his presidency

[Anonymous No.54071947]

>Banks failing are actually BULLISH because it means the Fed will have to PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.54071949]

>>54071852
all 20 of them? lmao, sorry rocker you're out

[Anonymous No.54071952]

>>54071876
Says something incoherent
shit his pants
diddle some kids
practice spirit cooking

[Anonymous No.54071954]

>we bought imaginary internet company numbers
>we cant cash out

[Anonymous No.54071964]

>>54071714
Every morning it feels like a new psyop.

[Anonymous No.54071967]

>>54071554#
>someone orders the same item 8 hours later for 2x the price to cover devaluation
>its no longer profitable to process and send your item
>claim its out of stock
>do refund the same amount you bought it at 8 hours ealier
>which is half what the other guy paid just paid
>profit
>repeat with next customer and profit again
>customers gets his money back now worth 50% less
Nigger, meds, NOW

[Anonymous No.54071975]

They 100% bailed these fuckers out even after Yellen was doing the media rounds telling everyone they wouldn't. This is legit nuts.

[Anonymous No.54071980]

>>54071926
post your portfolio

[Anonymous No.54071981]

>>54071895
when the collapse comes, it will be illegal to own gold in that form. you will have an easier time moving kilos of crank. this has all happened before...

[Anonymous No.54071989]

>>54071954
You had your sell signal when NFTs became a thing, if you bought any crypto after, then you are retarded

[Anonymous No.54071992]

>>54071894
lel, whatever you say buddy. Please put your money where you mouth is and see where it takes you.

[Anonymous No.54071998]

Buy Direxion Daily Regional Banks Bull 3X Shares (Ticker: DPST) now

[Anonymous No.54072001]

>mumutards thinking they won

[Anonymous No.54072003]

>>54071949
By the EOW you'll be begging for my forgiveness, but I will show you no mercy. Mumu, I feel for you. Use this fake and gay pump tomorrow to exit your long positions and open shorts.

[Anonymous No.54072004]

>>54071949
Bullshit wtf was that call. How the fuck was that strike. Ofc its a fucking nigger umpire stealing the game from that team

[Anonymous No.54072006]

>>54071852
When are your new videos coming out? I haven't had anything to look forward to in about two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54072007]

>>54071714
banks aren't getting bailed out. depositors are. SIVB is bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.54072010]

>>54071975
you think the depositors should be wiped out?

[Anonymous No.54072011]

>>54071949
lmao what was that call?

[Anonymous No.54072017]

jewish banks failing is probably the most bullish thing i have ever heard

[Anonymous No.54072018]

>>54071975
The fucking CCP said they would never ever bail out banks and they ended up doing it too

[Anonymous No.54072019]

>>54071964
>scream fire in a movie theater and everyone starts laughing.jpg

You see banks collapsing is actually very bullish because it means they will print more money and give it away for free. 6000 sp500 by July

[Anonymous No.54072029]

>>54071895

[Anonymous No.54072057]

>>54072007
The insolvent tech startups are getting the bail out then

[Anonymous No.54072059]

>>54072006
I feel like the 19th will be a good time to fire up a new channel.

[Anonymous No.54072065]

>>54071975
No they didn't. SVB is over. Tech trannies no longer have someone to fund their worthless trash.

[Anonymous No.54072068]

what the fuck w hy teh fuck is futures green ?????????? have i been tricked

it was so fearful all weekend what the fcuc m,an

[Anonymous No.54072073]

>>54071980
Why so you can short them and fuck up my play.. nice try billionaires. I'm not hubris like DICK QUAN.

[Anonymous No.54072083]

>>54072059
That's a week away

[Anonymous No.54072087]

>>54071714
This these fools don’t understand they just rolled out the plan for what they’re going to do. These bulls are ODing off copium since there entire argument was Jpow was going to break something and their case was “see look what you did! You have to cut rates or pause now!” and Jpow will use this as his excuse to keep fighting inflation since he can say they had systems in place to protect the banking system. They’re bascially saying they’ll protect the money but not the shareholders or bond holders (who just got royally fucked on SVB) no refunds!

There’s some really bad precedent being set here since they’re essentially telling the world there’s now unlimited account balance insurance and when the next thing breaks people will be screaming for the fed and treasury to fix their shit next... They’re only doing this to prevent what could’ve been a nationwide bank run tomorrow that would collapse the entire us banking system in 1 day. Bulls are stupid because they believe the fed will have to stop stomping on their balls which ain’t going to happen and everything is pointing to a higher CPI print Tuesday

[Anonymous No.54072091]

>>54072003
Will you be doing updates? Told you to make them only watchable with those with the link(which you'll post or be in the OP)

[Anonymous No.54072097]

>>54071992
I made 21% realized on Friday and will be buying more puts Monday if we are green at open. You faggots are literally brain damaged

[Anonymous No.54072113]

>>54071947
>he doesnt know that liquidity inflows has flipped in september
>he doesnt know that it was a coordinated bank run which has no system component
>he doesnt know that jpow now has a reason to pause
>he doesnt know that CPI is trending lower
Maybe if you call it a clown market one more time the fundamentals will flip in your favor. Maybe acting on herd mentality wasn't such as good idea after all?

[Anonymous No.54072119]

Bull bros when will Bobo learn? His predictions never come true. It's always "its the 1970s bro! , it's the great depression, it's 2008 all over again, it's the dot Com bubble!"

>evergrande
>superbubble
>Russia will conquer Ukraine in a weekend
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe will freeze death
>diesel shortages bro
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market
>credit suisse lehman moment will cause 2008 again
>Bank of england pension margin calls will start the global crash
>munkeyypox will cause lock downs again
>railway strike is coming mumu
>we're already in a recession btw
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it bro
>consumer credit card debt is at all time highs!
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength will destroy the world
>yuan for oil will break america
>gold for oil will break america
>Silvergate and SVB collapse will cause the great depression
>housing will collapse
>the market will never go back up


If that were true....... Why are you still poor?

[Anonymous No.54072131]

Is this just a bailout by another name?

[Anonymous No.54072136]

>>54072068
because SIVB failing was confirmed idiosyncratic and this isn't 2008 like so many retards claimed

[Anonymous No.54072153]

>>54071975
>>54072018
>>54072017
>>54072087
Next time I'm about to call someone a schizo for conspiracyposting, I will remember today. Nothing would be better for the American people than a total collapse of the financial system that keeps us enslaved, but of course that will not be allowed to happen. Our government works for them.

>>54072007
I'm going all in on AQB tomorrow. Jerome will bail me out when my investment turns out to be irresponsible, right?

[Anonymous No.54072168]

>>54072097
Good for you.
And I called the top of the 2020 bullrun, as well as the bottom of 2023 and all of /smg/ shat on me every time.

[Anonymous No.54072171]

>>54072068
Tech is being set into a controlled demolition instead of in 2008 when banking got fucked out of (relative) nowhere

[Anonymous No.54072176]

>>54072083
>jocko.png
>>54072091
Yes it will just be the same channel on a new website

[Anonymous No.54072184]

>>54071910
>the Ukraine war
>is the only popular decision he has ever made in his presidency
>whites dying to prop up a jewish puppet who is subverting them is popular in America
Absolutely semitic.

[Anonymous No.54072197]

>>54072068
If you're gonna be a bobo you gotta be able to survive scam pumps.

[Anonymous No.54072202]

>>54072131
pretty much, except shareholders are fucked. The banks will still go out of business but they will protect the depositors.

[Anonymous No.54072205]

>>54071895
kruger rands. they were minting gold before america even existed

[Anonymous No.54072207]

I wonder what the banking fuck ups will mean for other shit like big tech? I know a bunch of companies relied on SVB iirc.

[Anonymous No.54072213]

>>54072113
>cpi is trending lower
>the cpi rose to 0.5 in January

Pick one faggot

[Anonymous No.54072216]

>inflation
Priced in

>nuclear war

Priced in

>bank collapse bail-outs

Price in

[Anonymous No.54072225]

FEDERAL RESERVE OFFICIALS: THE FACILITY IS INTENDED TO KEEP BANKS FROM HAVING TO SELL SECURITIES AT A LOSS IN ORDER TO MEET WITHDRAWAL DEMANDS.

This is bigger than even I anticipated. FED TAKING OUT THE BAZOOKAAAAAAAA

BOOOOOOOYAACCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.54072226]

>>54072068
Because the F.E.D. will pivot now to adapt to this new liquidity crisis. I told you to watch what buttcoin was doing

[Anonymous No.54072231]

>They bail out the bank and nothing happens
>They can do it because this is just the first one going under
>People get lulled to a false sense of security
>When more banks fail people think they can be rescued too
>Mfw they're wrong, everyone loses their money in a total collapse

It will fucking happen.

[Anonymous No.54072232]

>>54072119
>europe will freeze death
lmao those were the days
im still worried about oil tho, i already sold oil and i dont want to see it go up more since i want to buy a toyota GR86 and it takes 93 octane gas........

[Anonymous No.54072236]

>>54072131
the funny thing is that it is indeed a tax, printing is a tax on the bank accounts of lower middle class people who don't have assets which appreciate. it leaves poors unaffected since they have nothing in their accounts anyway, and everyone with investments just appreciates.
it's far worse than a taxpayer funded bailout for the dems base.

[Anonymous No.54072238]

>>54071964
That's because it is.

[Anonymous No.54072243]

>>54072207
Tech, big and small, will not care. All their deposits were just made whole and the FDIC keeps things running from the moment doors open tomorrow morning.

Now as for normies panic selling in the market and withdrawing their cash from banks? Well, who knows.

[Anonymous No.54072244]

>>54072131
It's not a loss in the same way "loaning" 10k to a meth-head isn't a loss, because he's totally gonna pay you back one day

[Anonymous No.54072253]

>>54072113
>jpow now has a reason to pause
Why are you acting like he wants to pause?
>he doesnt know that CPI is trending lower
It's not though

[Anonymous No.54072263]

>watch one, single bearish video on youtube and now my feed is spammed by a million con artists who think the world is ending daily

I hate it.

[Anonymous No.54072268]

>>54072225
>FEDERAL RESERVE OFFICIALS: THE FACILITY IS INTENDED TO KEEP BANKS FROM HAVING TO SELL SECURITIES AT A LOSS IN ORDER TO MEET WITHDRAWAL DEMANDS.
In other words, "if you try to incite a bank run we will fuck you up".

[Anonymous No.54072270]

>>54072202
Where the fuck is that money going to come from if it's supposedly not just taxpayer money?

[Anonymous No.54072271]

>>54072010
You think there should just be high inflation and zero financial responsibility?

[Anonymous No.54072276]

>>54072263

[Anonymous No.54072283]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54072291]

>>54072253
It's going lower.

[Anonymous No.54072298]

>>54072271
>zero financial responsibility
9000 people lost their job and shares holders were wiped out. i hope you're pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.54072304]

Imagine being a qboomers bobo retard trying to create a bank run with each other over a meme bank falling apart. Then if course the Fed bails them out because that's how the system works now. Imagine not knowing that. It's just.... how fucking dumb are bobos?

[Anonymous No.54072313]

>>54072270
It's an advance on their bond portfolio.

[Anonymous No.54072322]

Hope everyone bought the friday discounts.

[Anonymous No.54072327]

>>54072213
Did it now?

[Anonymous No.54072329]

>>54072291
No it's not. It's going to be insanely good. You've been listening to JP Morgan and meme metrics like PPI. You probably didn't notice that PPI was exactly what it was two years ago last time I came out. It's a meme. CPI was exploding this time of year, so relative to that we are going to look like we are lower. There is no chance that CPI does not look good on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.54072334]

>>54072065
This is pretty much true about the end of “tech start ups” and even if they get their deposits back no other bank is going to underwrite their trash companies in the future and give them lines of credit on the VC money they raise or privately held shares of their trash companies that burn through cash like it’s nothing on mostly useless and unprofitable bullshit

[Anonymous No.54072336]

>>54072131
>>54072202
>>54072270
What's being set up is a fund for banks to borrow liquidity using securities as collateral rather than having to sell those securities at a loss. It's not bailing them out, although obviously there are costs and risks associated with lending liquidity to banks that might be insolvent.

[Anonymous No.54072339]

Technically, all FDIC insured deposits are now 100% insured

[Anonymous No.54072340]

>>54071947
>Banks
>s
only one, no contagion

[Anonymous No.54072342]

AHHHH REVERSE PLAY TIME FUCKING CRAMER

[Anonymous No.54072344]

>>54072291
>a number that is objectively increasing
>cpi literally said its increasing
>bulls say "no its not" and then post truflation graphs

[Anonymous No.54072350]

futures pumping is extremely sus. thoughts on when this shit show bottoms out?

[Anonymous No.54072358]

>>54072113
>jpow now has a reason to pause
It's the exact opposite. The govt just showed they will bailout anything that breaks. Jp has free rein.

[Anonymous No.54072361]

>>54072344
>a number that is objectively increasing
Lol

[Anonymous No.54072365]

>>54071664
hehe

[Anonymous No.54072366]

>>54072270
Other FDIC insured banks will have to pitch into a special assessment. And then the taxpayer will indirectly get hit

[Anonymous No.54072369]

>>54072350
when we die

[Anonymous No.54072370]

>>54072270
HTM's will be paid out in advance, fed keeps the bond. Everything squares out and everyone is happy. No bailout, no taxpayer money. Like mini-reverse repo.

[Anonymous No.54072382]

>>54072068
The fed and treasury said all depositors will be made whole and theyre prepared to do everything. Even buying bad bonds back.

[Anonymous No.54072384]

>>54072350
Like I've been saying all week, this is the final week for big money to steal the wealth of all the idiots who think the market is going to keep going down. The PR campaign went well. And then the CPI data of course is going to be fantastic on Tuesday. We have the bank bail out. This was all known ahead of time. Anybody that sold or went short doesn't understand how any of this works and shouldn't be trading.

[Anonymous No.54072388]

[Anonymous No.54072405]

>>54072329
I said it's going lower meaning the CPI.

>>54072344
I'm not a bull.

This is the state of the smg. They cannot even comprehend a simple sentence.

I don't even know how you guys can login into your brokerage account with them iq's..

[Anonymous No.54072408]

Holy shit that 2 yr gap. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

[Anonymous No.54072420]

>>54072384
>CPI is going to be cool because... it just IS, OKAY?

[Anonymous No.54072433]

>>54071975

I'm leaving this country. This is EXTREMELY bearish.

Had we made the right decision to let them fail, we would have been able to concentrate upcoming layoffs to useless startups. Thereby encouraging savings and quelling the demand side of things. Then, the fed could have paused and reversed rate hikes by 2024.

But no, they just keep printing. And now, they have no choice but to continue hiking.

[Anonymous No.54072434]

>>54072384
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.54072435]

He was supposed to protect the value of the US dollar, not destroy it...

[Anonymous No.54072436]

So the 250k limit...is infinity if your a Californian. What the fuck. Will this cause Powell to stop raising rates if these dumb banks can't even handle 4.75%

[Anonymous No.54072437]

>>54071664
>not “The Glowfather”

Like $2 is the best I can do for that shirt

[Anonymous No.54072439]

>>54072207
They'll find lines of credit elsewhere at worse rates. The immediate crisis is over as the deposits are getting bailed out, but unprofitable tech is still going to be rekt. Other banks aren't suckers like SIVB; they won't give them loans so becky can install more frappuccino machines in the new break building.

[Anonymous No.54072456]

>>54072408
FUCK, FORGOT THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/EPdn9_h2dCY

[Anonymous No.54072458]

>>54072336
Smooth brain here, what if it keeps tanking?

[Anonymous No.54072467]

>>54072433
they're not printing though. FDIC will sell off all assets which will cover most of it, and the remainder will be captured through additional insurance costs to other banks. that's how this works.

[Anonymous No.54072472]

>>54071824
It will be blood green.

[Anonymous No.54072473]

>>54072436
It's not "Infinity" it's just that you can do 250k multiple times!

[Anonymous No.54072480]

>>54072420
Oh yeah mb

[Anonymous No.54072490]

So all I have to do is buy a bunch of bonds at the botom, get margin called, and the government will give me free money!?! Where do I sign up!?

[Anonymous No.54072494]

STOP RETRACING DOWN, YOU FUCKS

THE MARKET'S RECOVERED

THIS CRISIS IS OVER

[Anonymous No.54072501]

I had a put get exercised on friday now I have an active short for 300 shares of a company called Sunrun

Should I let this ride or close out immediately?

Strike was 22.5, my first ever put option so I didnt really know what to do or that it would turn into a short lmao

[Anonymous No.54072515]

>>54072467
It still encourages banks to make shitty investments, because they can't fail. This can't end well long term.

[Anonymous No.54072518]

>>54072336
>it's not a bail out, because we're not giving them money, it's a loan!

Holy fuck you cucks are braindead. Can't wait for this shit to crash and liquidate you fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.54072520]

>>54072490
Son, you are not to big to fail.

[Anonymous No.54072538]

>>54072494
Pretty much this. I have to say though, they've done an amazing job convincing a lot of people that the inflation wasn't directly caused by the supply chain issue caused by the lockdowns in China. I mean, it's very straightforward. So we know that since the supply chained is cleaned up, inflation will keep going down. There's no question about it. Treating it like inflation of the past was obviously a red herring to steal Bobo money.

[Anonymous No.54072540]

>>54072494
Kneegrow you’re their exit liquidity for tomorrow who will be OOoOooOOoOoIng while they quitely cash out. (((They))) know what they’re doing

[Anonymous No.54072555]

>>54072515
>because they can't fail
but SVB just failed. everyone is losing their job, and all of the equity is gone. i'm would bet that management didn't want to lose all of their RSUs and SARs

[Anonymous No.54072557]

You think that's a sound economic system you're breathing, Neo?

[Anonymous No.54072567]

>>54072366
So basically Bailout Lite

[Anonymous No.54072572]

The real fun begins when bulk short covering starts at open. Every bobo who couldn't tell a coordinated bank run from a credit MBS crisis will cause a margin cascade to the upside.

[Anonymous No.54072580]

>>54072458
In a worse case scenario, basically what's happening with SVB now, the Fed takes control of the bank and all of its assets, and then tries to compensate depositors with the raised funds. But with this fund to keep liquidity from collapsing, that's less likely to happen.

[Anonymous No.54072582]

>Hi everyone
>I'm bullish
>The government do good stuff for the market lol
>This is gonna work out good because the government is involved

[Anonymous No.54072584]

>>54072361
>>54072327

I hate this place. I hate you fucking retards so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.54072587]

>>54072097
>more puts
Is that a better investment than more BOIL?

[Anonymous No.54072597]

>>54072388
All these banks have less than $200 in deposits? I have more than that and I'm broke af. Am I too big to fail now?

[Anonymous No.54072599]

I got given 3k as a gift.
What should I do with it?

[Anonymous No.54072607]

>>54072518
I'm short, dipshit, I'm just explaining the proposal. It doesn't fix any of the enormous systemic problems with the economy and the financial sector in particular, it just serves as a buffer against collateral damage when the worst parts of it collapse.

[Anonymous No.54072613]

>>54071931
You and I will be insolvent by Friday

[Anonymous No.54072616]

>>54072584
>Muh home index
That's literally been going up even through the last rally and the one before that. It's been going up non-stop. That has nothing to do with the overall inflation that we experienced which was caused directly by the supply chain being shut down. Now that it's recovering there's no reason for inflation to keep going up. You believe propaganda. If you're going to stick with it then you deserve to lose the money you're going to lose.

[Anonymous No.54072629]

>>54071876
You fucking serious? They're not letting him anywhere near a live microphone while this is going on.

[Anonymous No.54072630]

>>54072555
Fair enough. I still have a bad feeling about the message this sends to banks though. Like, they can gamble people's money even greater than before, because even if they DO fail, the government takes care of their (former) customers. It is essentially a green light to speculate with our deposits even more than they already do.

[Anonymous No.54072634]

>tfw no triple witch financial coven gfs.

[Anonymous No.54072639]

>>54072599
All in SPY 350 puts expiring in June

[Anonymous No.54072644]

>>54072584
>CPI-U
Sit down, kid.

[Anonymous No.54072649]

>>54072538
>they've done an amazing job convincing a lot of people that the inflation wasn't directly caused by the supply chain issue
>Print half the USD ever printed in a year
>Actually inflation is because we can't import enough garbage from china. Nevermind that inflation was just as bad in sectors which had nothing to do with china

[Anonymous No.54072655]

Who here /nolanding/?

[Anonymous No.54072663]

>>54072336
>borrow liquidity using securities as collateral rather than having to sell those securities at a loss
All this time and they are just now figuring this mechanic out?

[Anonymous No.54072672]

>>54072655
no landing = hardest landing because we'll enter a wage-price spiral

[Anonymous No.54072678]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54072679]

>>54072649
>>Print half the USD ever printed in a year
Another qboomer chart believer. Here's the actual M2 chart. As you can see, the money stock is completely in line with the trend it has been experiencing for decades at this point. There's been nothing out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.54072681]

>>54072613

[Anonymous No.54072682]

>>54072555
The message is that banks no longer have to be good stewards of their customers funds. Even if they do fail, government takes the burden of making their customers whole. You're going to start to see lots of riskier and riskier shit.

[Anonymous No.54072689]

>>54072616
>>54072644

>literally screenshot the last CPI report
>people say it is wrong

I'm done with smg today. I hope you get raped by a pack of feral niggers

[Anonymous No.54072692]

>>54072616
Oh anon you’re about to get dem cheeks clapped so hard Tuesday morning

[Anonymous No.54072699]

Anyone else seeing the weird new reply system on the site? Shit looks like reddit. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.54072711]

>>54072689
>Reading comprehension
I'm saying your stupid metric of the home index means nothing to what this inflation has been all about because your home index has been inflated for years. Head in the sand all you want. It's your loss.

[Anonymous No.54072713]

>>54072298
You think the jews and women running svb care? They don't care about job losses or shareholders any more than tech zombies or scamcoins. They gambled and lost. So what? The govt just eliminated the only moral deterrent to that kind of gamble by banks, the responsibility for depositors' assets, and ensured this will keep happening over and over and over till the system collapses.

[Anonymous No.54072715]

>>54072679
lol remember the decade of this M2 increase where the Fed's big goal was to finally get up to 2% CPI

[Anonymous No.54072716]

So if everyone takes their money out of the bank they have to put the money somewhere, right? Much of that will go into stocks which means stocks go up on Monday. How does that not make more sense than literally any other scenario?

[Anonymous No.54072719]

>>54072630
i agree that some speculation may be stemmed if they know their depositors will be protected, but the reality is that SVB bought one of the safest things out there, government bonds. now their duration wasn't appropriate hedged and that has been made clear to all other banks that duration risk needs to be properly hedged. this will likely continue to push down the 10year

[Anonymous No.54072723]

>>54072699
mobile poster? desktop it's the same

[Anonymous No.54072730]

>>54072490
it's not free retard.

[Anonymous No.54072732]

>>54072723
I'm on the desktop

[Anonymous No.54072740]

>>54072682

Yeah I'm worried of we bailout thr bank, the other banks will go full retard.

[Anonymous No.54072744]

>>54072672
Letting those startups fail would have been the best outcome for inflation. It was an extremely targeted hit. It would only affect useless companies, and useless jobs.

[Anonymous No.54072752]

(((n))) market. Love to see it.

[Anonymous No.54072764]

>>54072715
I mean I'm not discounting the idea that there are major problems with our system and it is a big bubble. But the same thesis can be said year after year decade after decade. It hasn't popped and it's not about to pop right now. And it has nothing to do with the current inflation. We'll probably have 20 more major rallies before we get that actual pop. And when that happens none of this will matter. Bullets will be currency at that point.

[Anonymous No.54072769]

>>54072713
the jews and women running the bank had the highest paying jobs there and were the insiders, the largest individual holders of stock. so yeah they probably care, especially since it may not be super easy getting a cushy financial mgmt job as their track record will follow up

[Anonymous No.54072772]

>$25B from the Exchange Stabilization Fund as a backstop
>the ESF is already being used because of the debt ceiling crisis
If we have one more financial problem arise, we are fucked. We are running out of tools

[Anonymous No.54072776]

>>54072681
this image is triggering me, can you put this in a more familiar and inclusive image that i can understand like genshin? thanks

[Anonymous No.54072775]

https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1635063605245931522

[Anonymous No.54072781]

>>54072723
I found the problem. 4chanX updated and they implemented a gay new reply system

[Anonymous No.54072783]

>>54072679
>M2
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1SL
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.54072795]

>>54072744
Now it just means banks can take more risks with startups. Tech sector going to get wild.

[Anonymous No.54072797]

>>54072732
It's just you then. Post pic. I had my CSS edit since 2016.

[Anonymous No.54072800]

short starbucks

[Anonymous No.54072805]

>>54072730
>Here's a one year loan to paper over your insolvency. We're confident you're good for it
It is the absolute clowniest of clown propositions! You get backsies on your bonds because you'd be insolvent, b-b-b-but it's a LOAN OK?! You HAVE to pay us back in a year, o-or else! Going to buy TQQQ calls tomorrow if we're going into the clownpocalypse. Nothing matters anymore, money doesn't mean anything.

[Anonymous No.54072815]

>>54072769
>won’t be easy eating another cushy financial job after this
Anon.....

[Anonymous No.54072824]

>>54072776
Sure

[Anonymous No.54072842]

>>54072769
Sure, they care as much as any casino gambler who goes all in with free money and loses.

[Anonymous No.54072844]

>>54072783
That's just liquid assets, who cares. It's not the money stock.

[Anonymous No.54072859]

>>54072744
They're still going to fail. No bank is going to give any unprofitable tech shitco as advantageous of a line of credit that SIVB gave them. The statement for the loan only applies to treasuries and MBS (I think it said MBS in there). Whatever these tech companies could promise won't be covered.

[Anonymous No.54072863]

why are yields going up?
I am glad they are though. I sold my TMF at close and I want to rebuy cheaper.

[Anonymous No.54072866]

>>54072805
it's not a one year loan, illiterate retard.

[Anonymous No.54072872]

>>54072842
This they’re giving banks the green light to be as reckless with their depositors money and if they fuck up just smash the reset button to refill their wallet

[Anonymous No.54072874]

>>54072815
i get it, but he got out of lehman before the GFC

[Anonymous No.54072893]

>>54072872
Endless bullrun

[Anonymous No.54072894]

>>54072844
>It's just the money people actually use to buy products and services

[Anonymous No.54072916]

>>54072872
>>54072842
yeah just ignore all the regulations and audits they go through. you schizo retards are cancer

[Anonymous No.54072919]

>>54072894
Look, youve been fed a bunch of qboomers garbage. It's not real. The economy isn't collapsing.

[Anonymous No.54072920]

>>54072716
>Much of that will go into stocks
Nigga, those dollars are going under mattresses.

[Anonymous No.54072930]

>>54072866
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312a.htm
>The additional funding will be made available through the creation of a new Bank Term Funding Program (BTFP), offering loans of up to one year in length to banks
>offering loans of up to one year in length
>one year in length

[Anonymous No.54072932]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.54072940]

>>54072131
So here's my question: can the billionaires profit from this by turbo-shorting banks and then organizing for them to fall one after the other? Would they have enough power/funds to do that? Would the surprise factor be large enough to make their shorts highly profitable?

[Anonymous No.54072945]

>>54072800
W-why Starbucks?

[Anonymous No.54072954]

> this team is different
> we just happen to be making major policy announcements on a Sunday night because, we just are, alright?

[Anonymous No.54072958]

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.54072970]

>>54072919
The economy isn't collapsing, but it is hurting, and the equity market will be raped to save it, because that's the ONLY solution.

[Anonymous No.54072973]

>>54072815

[Anonymous No.54072994]

>>54072916
The big six are the ones who get the most scrutiny of regulations audits and stress tests. Even being the 15th largest bank no regulators ad even looked into this obvious shit storm that was brewing there for months it didn’t happen overnight and the ceo of SVB sat on the SF fed board....

[Anonymous No.54072997]

Every bank gets a free trade up in their long term bonds. Long bonds as fast as fucking possible! INSANITY. BREEDS. OPPORTUNITY.

[Anonymous No.54073002]

Are we really pumping? Is it over Bobros?

[Anonymous No.54073005]

>>54072958

[Anonymous No.54073016]

>>54072954
The real reason it is different is because unlike the banking collapse of 2008 this is a tech based startup collapse. Really this is exactly like the dot-com bubble crash more than 2008

[Anonymous No.54073017]

NO BUYERS FOR SVB, GET FUCKED TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.54073020]

why is he like this

[Anonymous No.54073035]

>>54072467
>With approval of the Treasury Secretary, the Department of the Treasury will make available up to $25 billion from the Exchange Stabilization Fund as a backstop for the BTFP

I don't know man this sounds like a bailout to me.

[Anonymous No.54073040]

>>54072916
You defending bank bailouts and central planning are the cancer. And you will pay. We all will. We all are, through inflation. But that is not the worst of what's to come when this system collapses like all ponzi schemes and zombie companies do.

[Anonymous No.54073045]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54073046]

>>54073016
Anon....
It is BOTH, at the SAME TIME.

[Anonymous No.54073049]

Also I forgot about daylight saving time. This is horse shit.

[Anonymous No.54073069]

Could JPOW print me a couple thousand dollarinos?

[Anonymous No.54073070]

>>54072815
People need to realize that "experience" trump's even actually being good at your job. Having literally any job history makes you more viable in the eyes of hiring teams to the point where that guy will easily land a high position anywhere

[Anonymous No.54073079]

>>54072920
>Nigga, those dollars are going under mattresses.
I've been procrastinating, but now might be a good time to finally start that side gig of home invading.

[Anonymous No.54073082]

>>54072954
The 2008 crash was about sub prime mortgages. SI and SVB are exposed to unprofitable tech and crypto shitters.

How will Silicon valley bank make Exxon Mobils profit go down? I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.54073085]

>>54073040
Imagine giving bailouts to California's tech startups that haven't and won't make a dime. Oh sorry, they're just backstops. We have to protect the doo doos and their businesses!

[Anonymous No.54073091]

>>54073002
The chinks are going to be waking up soon, it will crash shortly after

[Anonymous No.54073107]

>>54073079
Just make sure you're in an area that plays by GTA rules: If you're arrested they reclaim your loot, then put you back on the street.

[Anonymous No.54073129]

>>54073085
It's because a majority of these start-ups are from kids of well connected parents or flat out politicians kids/relatives. They will be bailed out for fear that if they become poor they will sell state secrets, which they already do but that's besides the point

[Anonymous No.54073130]

>buy Buri?
No. Sell.

[Anonymous No.54073131]

https://twitter.com/coinbase/status/1635066154937974785
>coin had 240m at signature
lel

[Anonymous No.54073140]

>they didnt buy when there was Blud in the street
n00bs

[Anonymous No.54073149]

>futures green

Bloodbath incoming lol

[Anonymous No.54073162]

Is there still going to be an emergency Fed meeting tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54073172]

>>54073020
He isn't wrong. Still not learnt that final lesson though. Might as well stand on the beach with a bucket & try turn the tide back.

[Anonymous No.54073176]

>>54073140
>buying the dip when the 3 month and 2 yr are on the fall
Yikes

[Anonymous No.54073181]

>>54073162
Some of them had brunch this morning and there was a board wide group text. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.54073183]

>>54073140
>>54073149
It's not really green, this is just the fake pump before the real crash! Trust me bro

[Anonymous No.54073204]

>>54073020
I's certainly no different today than its ever been.

>1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901, 07, 29, 1937, 1974, 1987, 92, 97, 2000, 2008

And whatever we want to call this. It's all just the same thing over and over; we can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it, or stop it, or even slow it. Or even ever-so-slightly alter it. We just react. And we make a lot money if we get it right. And we get left by the side of the side of the road if we get it wrong. And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers. Happy foxes and sad sacks. Fat cats and starving dogs in this world. Yeah, there may be more of us today than there's ever been. But the percentages-they stay exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.54073215]

>>54073162
Yes but it was scheduled like days ago so it may be about other shit. They'll probably use it to call an audible if markets are still shaky.

[Anonymous No.54073217]

>>54072930
is there already a ticker for that BTFP on the FRED site?

[Anonymous No.54073218]

>6H ago
Kek

[Anonymous No.54073227]

>>54073183
It's not. If it were a real pump we would be up like 3% right now or something. This pump is being used to let the big guys cash out before tomorrow's open

[Anonymous No.54073229]

I bought more nasdaq on friday. If it drops more im buying tqqq as well.

[Anonymous No.54073239]

I don't think extending loans for these HTM securities is a bad policy; it affords more room for stress from rising interest rates without crushing liquidity.

But it does somewhat run counter to the Fed's goal of disinflation; the loans will only be partially collateralized: banks can borrow against the par value of the security rather than the market value; this is inherently inflationary.

[Anonymous No.54073246]

>>54073227
this makes no sense
>yeah this one institution is propping up the price for another institution to sell!

[Anonymous No.54073251]

>>54073218
>Get bonus
>Then get bailout
>Also probably get unemployment
Damn, they run a shit company but I guess they care about their workers

[Anonymous No.54073254]

>>54073204
You left out the best part

[Anonymous No.54073264]

>>54073035
the FDIC gets the money from increasing the rates they charge for FDIC insurance. call it a bailout if you want, but it's not taxpayer money

[Anonymous No.54073276]

>>54073254
use the better version

[Anonymous No.54073278]

>>54073239
they can just hold the money while guaranteeing it

[Anonymous No.54073284]

>>54073217
Doubtful FRED only updates weekly for most of its charts.

[Anonymous No.54073307]

>>54073239
They dgaf about inflation. They need inflation to wipe out the debt they used to buy votes with promises of free shit.

[Anonymous No.54073321]

>>54072859
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/monetary20230312a1.pdf nevermind this is just QE again. They're buying it all to kick the can again. TQQQ @ open.

[Anonymous No.54073323]

>>54073276
The test is too big, it ruins it

[Anonymous No.54073330]

>>54073218
>which paid workers bonuses hours before collapse
Isn't this a breach of fiduciary duty?

[Anonymous No.54073343]

>>54072679
Dude are you retarded that’s an exponential curve it’s not “completely in line”
After 2020 it’s basically straight up you fucking moron lol holy shit smg is filled with retards

[Anonymous No.54073353]

>>54073330
>breach of fiduciary duty
That only occurs when you piss people off like the former board of Twitter, if you collapse due to 'unforseen' reasons then you are fine

[Anonymous No.54073366]

>>54073321
QE with a 12 month dte, in theory.

[Anonymous No.54073382]

>>54073330
No need to be antisemitic anon. There are democrats on this board that will report you.

[Anonymous No.54073383]

>>54073140
I'll buy in april after SPY hits 310

[Anonymous No.54073399]

>>54073366
And what happens when the 12 months end? The 12 months begin again!

[Anonymous No.54073412]

>>54073353
>offloading shares in the last month
(((Unforeseeable)))

[Anonymous No.54073413]

[Anonymous No.54073416]

ASIA IS BLOOD RED

[Anonymous No.54073435]

>>54072087
anon, Signature Bank in New York collapsed today
They’re not trying to prevent a bank run, they’re trying to stop the bank run in progress

[Anonymous No.54073447]

>>54073049
Does that happen tonight or did it happen last night?

[Anonymous No.54073457]

>2Y down 10Y up
people are flying to safety on short dated bonds but pricing in more inflation long term?

[Anonymous No.54073461]

Should I close my short tomorrow or let it ride?

[Anonymous No.54073471]

>>54073447
Technically, early this morning.

[Anonymous No.54073486]

If post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 I work from home tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54073502]

Will there be chaos tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54073504]

Lets go over the basic fundamental ideal of what the concept of an economy is or more specifically the concept of currency. The famous line of saying "it's just money, it's made up" is just one part of it. The other part of it deals with how society perceives it. We are in fiat currency which means we can bend reality to how we want it. Let's say Joe is 1000 dollars in debt. Well all you need to do is just erase a couple zeros and he is only 10 dollars in debt. All you have to do is change the way society sees and accepts what is currently in front of them. If you can make them believe that the national debt is no longer an issue then it wont be an issue because we have simply wiped out those numbers and started a new floor.

Reality is what we make of it, the phrase "mind over matter" or what we now know it as "meme magic" is a lot more powerful than you might think if utilized correctly.

[Anonymous No.54073505]

I have 100 SQQQ at 42,

I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.54073507]

>>54073416
They wish they had a money printer

[Anonymous No.54073512]

>>54073457
>basing macro economic predictions on 1 day of price movements

N

[Anonymous No.54073525]

>>54071664
>SQQQ tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54073533]

>>54073505
holy shit it's already up 1.5% for the s&p 500 i thought it was only 0.1-0.2% based on the talk ITT

[Anonymous No.54073539]

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to /smg/ tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54073549]

We're going to run out of banks

[Anonymous No.54073559]

>>54073549
It's okay, we only need one

[Anonymous No.54073570]

>>54073559
....the food bank?

[Anonymous No.54073596]

>>54073570
The sperm bank.

[Anonymous No.54073601]

>>54073559
>>54073549
Is this the last smg?

[Anonymous No.54073613]

>>54073601
God willing.

[Anonymous No.54073617]

>>54073611

>>54073611

>>54073611

[Anonymous No.54073629]

do we currently have any attention seeking anons on call for scoping out the lines in front of banks tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54073659]

>>54073549
Is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.54073669]

>>54071750
>up and down
>down and up
>down and down

[Anonymous No.54073678]

>>54073461

[Anonymous No.54073710]

>>54073512
>hurr durr
there's a flight to safety happening now, it's happening at the scale of days

[Anonymous No.54073740]

[Anonymous No.54073780]

AHAHJHAHAHA DIE BOBO DIE DIE DIE GET HEEMED BITCH NIGGA

[Anonymous No.54073816]

>>54072930
There's nothing as permanent as a temporary government program.

[Anonymous No.54073871]

>>54073710
yeah that's why the s&p 500 is up today. you are so smart

[Anonymous No.54074473]

>>54073740
>thinking you can be a bear while boomers are still ruling the world

[Anonymous No.54074752]

>>54073399
exactly